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THURSDAY, MAY 27, 1020.
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To hear Denton C. Crowl, the Second
Sam Jones, is to listen to one of the
little “big” men of the country. In
ad tition to being a great orator, Mr
Crowl Is also a special editorial writer
for The Toledo Hlade, Detroit Journal
and Newark Star-Eagle, three of Amer
ica’s most powerful newspapers. With
his keen wit, clear bruin and pleasing
personality he presents a kindly satire
on the fads and fancies of society’s
customs and dress. If you would have
something to think about for days to
come —give an hour or so to Denton C.
Crowl and his vigorous, thoughtful mes
sages. Op the third day of your Chau
tauqua, Mr. Crowl will deliver one of
Ids worth while lectures and you wilt
feel the spirit of real Americanism
there, hand in hund with the Second
Sam Jones.
LI KE McLIKE SAYS
*A fur-lined coat is the coldest coat
we know of. If you ever buttoned it
people wouldn’t know that it was fur
lined.
A woman may flee from other kinds
of Temptation. But she’ll stop in
front of a milliner’s window.
Many a man who leaves college with
a degree of Ph. D. gets married and
decided that Ph.D means Darn Pliool.
Any wife is a Leading Lady. And
any husband can tell you that she
doesn’t come up to hey advance no
ticies.
Once in a while a man will tell you
that his Latch String is out and for
gets to tell you that his Bulldog is
also out.
Tell any man that he is overworked
and needs a rest and he will respect
your intelligence.
Fishermen were not always liars.
Take the case of the Apostles F’rin
stance.
A man is afraid of a brainy woman.
He wants a wife who does not know
as much as he does.
One kind of a woman can make the
worry and work of married life seem
a pleasure to a man. And the other
kind of woman can make Alimony
seem a good investment to a man.
The man who barks and growls all
day is the same fellow who gets mad
if the dog tries is at night.
One thing is certain. No matter
what your politics may be, you are
not going to help the country much
by sitting around and knocking the
Administration.
A great many men regard the Ap
pendix and the Conscience as Excess
Baggage.
If a lot of us were as big as we
imagine we are, the streets would have
to be widened.
Anyway, a Corn Fed girl would
rather have Jacob's Ladders in her
stockings than have wrinkles in them.
It is easy to tell a girl that you
love her when you do not love her.
But it is mighty hard to tell her that
you love her when you do love her.
The main trouble with a wife is that
she nearly always wants to do some
thing else.
We knew it! The first hot day we
land in May, every second woman we
saw was wearing furs.
She —When I get to Heaven I am
going to ask Solomon why he had so
many wives.
He —What if he isn't there?
n she —Then you ask him. —Boston
< ilobe.
RATS DIE
so do mice, once they eat RAT-SNAP.
And they leave no odor behind. Don’t
take our word for it—try a package.
Cats and dogs won’t touch it. Rat's
pass up all food to get RAT-SNAP.
Three sizes.
25c size (I cake) enough for Pantry,
Kitchen or Cellar.
50c size (2 cakes) for Chicken
House, coops, or small buildings.
sl.OO size (5 cakes) enough for all
farm and out-buildings, storage build
ings. or factory buildings.
Sold and guaranteed by Woodruff
Hardware Cos., and City Pharmacy.
AMERICA’S GREATEST CHAUTAUQUA SYSTEM
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I Command YOU —
—to spend Five Happy Days at the Junior Chau
tauqua.
—to take part in All the New Exciting Games —every
Morning.
—to hear the Wonderful Stories from the Four Coi>
ners of the Earth —every Afternoon.
—to be one of the Merry Marionettes in the Funny
Parade and Play Festival which is held the Night Be
fore the Big Chautauqua opens.
—to get ready for the Indian Campfire Supper and
Pow-wow on the Third day.
—to have lots of fun “Dressing up” and “Play acting”
on the Fourth Afternoon of the Chautauqua—when
the Wonderful
TOYSHOP PAGEANT
will be given and all the grown-ups will be invited to
come and see what a fine time you all have. ;
—Come Every Day and Have a Good Time l
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For $1 Plus 10c. War Tax j
You can have all these Good times and ~
also see the performances of the biff „
Chautauqua. You can hear the splendid
Orchestra and all the musical attrac
tions, “Fine Feathers,” the big play,
and many other notable features.
AT THE
Community Chautauqua !
AMERICA’S GREATEST CHAUTAUQUA SYSTEM
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THE RIGHTS OF MAJORITIES
Something ought to be done to safe
guard the rights of majorities.
They are spied upon, hammered,
hamstrung and continually threatened
with suppression by the nagging and
critical minorities.
No sooner does a majority get the
Bright Little Idea working than along
comes a censorious and plaintive mi
nority to blow out the gas.
The snail-like slowness of progress
is caused by the tree trunks that these
minorities throw in the path of the
onward-moving majority.
It is high time to abolish minorities
in this country by a constitutional
amendment.—Cartoons Magazine.
LOST— Casing on rim, somewhere
between Winder and Jefferson, on Na
tional Highway; 34x4 1-2; brand new.
Return to Wilhite & Sons, Jefferson,
Ga. Phone 125.
Ho, Hum!
“Gasoline will clean your clothes,’’
remarked the Old Fogy.
“Yes. and it will also clean your pock
ets if you own an automobile,” replied
the Grouch.
HARDLY KNEW HER
AT FIRST SIGHT
[ .Miss Peck’s Friends Are Astonished
By Her Wonderful Improvement
“1 have gained some eight or ten
pounds since I commenced taking Tan
lac and feel perfectly splendid in every
way,” said Miss Annie Peck, living
at 1421 Charlotte street, Kansas City,
Mo. “I just can’t think of enough
good things to say about Tanlac,” she
continued.
“My troubles began about a year ago
with nervous indigestion and my stom
ach finally got in such bad condition
that everything I ate disagreed with
me. After every meal I would be per
fectly miserable from gas forming,
and this gas would press up against
my loungs and heart until I could
hardly get my breath. I also suffered
from severe headaches and became so
nervous I rarely ever got a good night's
sleep. Finally I became so weak and
run down that I had to give up try
ing to do my work ut all.
“My brother had gotten fine results
from taking Tanlac so I began taking
it too, and right from the first I could
feel my strength coming back. I con
tinued to improve and now am well
and hearty as any one could wish to
he and never have a sign of stomach
trouble or nervousness any more. I
am looking so much better that my
friends who havn’t seen me since I
began taking Tanlac hardly know me
at first sight, and I am feeling so
perfectly line I just want to tell every
body about Tanlac.”
Tanlac is sold in every town by one
good druggest.
NOTICE
To the Boys of the Ninth District:
I want to revise my “Boys List" in
the Ninth District, and will appreciate
it if every young man in the district
between the ages of 10 and 22 will
give me his name and post office ad
dress, together with day, month and
year of his birth. This will aid me
in sending sucli literature as will be
beneficial to each individual.
Please do this at earliest conven
ience.
Sincerely yours,
TIIOS. M. ‘BELL
Room for a Rumor
Nothing keeps a woman so busy as
an idle rumor. —Cartoons Magazine.
THE WINDER NEWB
1| IN Fisk Cord Ti r es yu buy excess milleage
1 I 1 _even for cords —and uninterrupted use-
I 1 fulness.
That every tire be good and every custo
■ 1 mer be pleased is the aim back of Hsk Ideal:
I I “To be the best concern in the world to
I I work for, and the squarest concern in ex
istence to do business with.”
Next Time—BUY FISK c
_ v Woodruff Hardware
Jfpfjtt J Company
ft j Winder and Statham
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(Buy Flk) ■"
Buy Paint With Your
Eyes Open-
“Save
the Surface
and you
Save All"
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Tornadoes!
Tornadoes have visited many of the Southern
States. A tornado brought destruction to La
grange. Braselton was almost destroyed by a
tornado. A tornado could come to Winder;
we hope not, but be prepared with one of
our Tornado policies if one should come
SEE US FOR TORNADO OR ANY OTHER KIND
OF INSURANCE
North Georgia Trust & Banking
Company
Phone 82
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There’s as much difference in the character of paints as in
people. You wane paint that not only looks well on you,*
property, but that will give you the best service at lowest
cost. That is the reason you should buy a paint containing
the greatest amount of zinc. Without it paint rapidly
darkens, scales off and decays.
MfiSMOPAIN/Ii
Contains the highest percentage of ZINC, mixed in correct proportion with
pure Lead and ground in genuine Linseed Oil. In point of appearance,
covering capacity, and longest wear, Pee Gee Mastic Paint has proved
its worth during more than fifty years.
Ask us for Free Paint Book "Homes and How to Paint Them " or write
Peaslee-Gaulbert Cos., Incorporated, Louisville, Ky.
Smith Hardware Compan y
SUBSCRIPTION: $1.50 A YEAR.