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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1020
SNAP SHOTS
By W. 11. Faust
A mil good sermon is one that will
make misers contribute to charity and
cause a chronic grouch to feel like
hugging b*s ujotlicr-ln-law.
The way that some people treat the
prohibition law would disgust a basket
of monkeys and give the devil u case
of green apple cramps.
Rending some of the socialistic ef
fusions of metropolitan preachers desig
nated sermons, it is easy to see how the
whale got sick on his stomach because
of the local presence of a wiggly, wob
bly preacher.
The God whom we serve is so tender
and syop iitetic that he will rjuit mak
ing worlds and go to the funeral of
the tiih' st sparrow run over by a high
pO'Vt’itMj JllltO.
Recent y a delegation of bald-headed,
tv ui-o-l.e divines gave their approval
to Re fact that the Bible is (he all
authoritative word of God. And in
their vim glow at such an
< Hit i chi vemenf felt like sending a
skygram to the Creator announcing
the a due.
When II iriling got through with Cox
lust week he resembled a Billy Gent
that lmd opposed “The New Century
Umit >d." His remains were scattered
over • the congressional districts of
states.
Some old blatherskutos are so crook
ed in all their de.ling- that if they j
Should die you would have to dig their j
• graves with an augur so that their j
pretzel-shaped bodies could rest ill
them.
Many. Christians want their piety
padded so it will not punch. And s*lll
il galls and rubs
■ Plenty of old sinners will pray pow
erfully in aMm ■ho <ll lair weather i
.have more idea i ted thin the Pope
has of running off with t m . e actress.
Home people are so everlastingly cou
"ci'ltcd tin t they grow thin and nervous
‘lying awake id..lds wondering wliat
will Income of the world after they
Jie.
Lots of folks would he better ser
vants of God i tic ol to scop Bach
elor’s Unit in the Comard of a Whale.
Get the habit of reading tlies" shots
arid your brain will he great r than
that of uti ordinary cabbage worm.
If It Is a Bilious Attack.
Take tliret* of Chamber- sin's Tab
lets anil a quick recovery is certain.
NOTICE
The North <'■' 1: Vnnual Confer
ence of the Wgslyan Methodist chitrcli
will-lie held at Winder, Gft., beginning
November the 10th, ls>2<).
We will have with us the Rev. T.
P. Baker, from Indiana, to preside.
Brother Baker is strictly parlamentary
in presiding. He will also be the prin
cipal-preacher at night. He is one of
the leading preachers of America.
Be .sure to hear him.
A Grouchy Comment.
“Of course, women will take natu
rally to the ballot."
“What makes you think that?”
“Don’t they take naturally to any
thing on earth that’s marked down?”
Buy Paint With Your
Eyes Open-
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the Surface
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Hard Work Often Breaks Down a Person’s Health
and Creates a Need for Ziron Iron Tonic.
MEN aDd women who do hard
labor, such as building, farm
ing or housekeeping, and those
who do exhaustive brain work of vari
ous kinds, often feel the need of some
thing to help renew fagged forces and
tone up the system.
To help repair the wear caused by
over work, to gain renewed strength
and energy, many have obtained good
results from taking Ziron Iron Tonic.
Ziron is a perfected preparation of
pure medicinal Iron salts, combined
with other valuable strength-giving
To People Who Eat Meat
Who doesn't relish a rich, juicy steak?
Who doesn't abhor a tough one?
Ir is all in the Inlying. A dealer can get a
high grade of meat and sell tit a reasonable prof
it, or he can buy “cheap" meats and profiteer.
Xo inferior meats are sold in this market.
Our prices are down but our meats are not.
Come to us for the best in steaks, chops, boils,
roasts, salt meats, bacon, oysters, sausage, and
everything carried in a first-class market.
Norfolk osyters every Friday and Saturday.
Moore’s Cash Market
Jackson St. - Phone .35 Winder, Ga.
MAKE THE DECISION NOW
• *■
One of the best habits you can form is the habit of
prompt decision.
Start now—make up your mind that you are going to
hold a better position a year from today. Begin your
business triiining immediately with other serious minded
young men and women who make up our classes. sou will
enjoy association with these young people and your pro
gress from day to day will add further pleasure.
In a comparatively short time you will be ready for a
splendid position and you will find a worth while oppor
tunity awaiting you.
ATHENS BUSINESS COLLEGE
ATHENS GEORGIA.
There’s as much difference in the character of paints as in
people. You wani paint that not only looks well on you*
property, but that will give you the best service at lowest
cost. That is the reason you should buy a paint containing
the greatest amount of zinc. Without it paint rapidly
darkens, scales off and decays.
Contains the highest percentage of ZINC, mixed in correct proportion with
pure Lead and ground in genuine Linseed Oil. In point of appearance,
great covering capacity, and longest wear, Pee Gee Mastic Paint has proved
its worth during more than fifty years.
Ask us for Free Paint Book "Homes and How to Paint Them” or write
Peaslee-Gaulbert Cos., Incorporated, Louisville, Ky.
SMITH HARDWARE CO.
Repair The Wear
tonic Ingredients, which are recom
mended by leading physicians.
Mr. H. B. Converse, of McEwen.
Tenn., writes: “I had been working
very hard, and was getting weak and
run-down from hard work. When I
commenced taking Ziron, in a few days
I felt stronger, and now I have taken
two bottles I feel as strong as ever,
although I have kept at work all the
time.”
You cannot lose anything by giving
Ziron a trial, but very likely will gain
much.
Your druggist will sell you tho
first bottle on a money-back guarantee
THE WINDER NEWS
DR. J. H. MOORE
Veterinary Surgeon
Office over City Pharmacy
Office Phone: 62J—Res. Phone GO
WINDER, GA.
DR. CHARLES HAYES
Athens, Ga.
Specialty: Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
511 Ilolruan Building
Office Hours: 0 to 12 A. M. 1 to SP. M.
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E. R. HARRIS, M. D.
Winder National Bank Building
Winder, Ga.
Office Hours:
Winder: 8:50 to 10 A. M.; 2to 5 P. M.
Bethlehem : 1 to 2 P. M.
Phone: Office No. 154. Residence 174.
IV. 11. QUARTER-MAN
Attorney at Law
Prcatice In All Courts
Commercial Law a Specialty
DR. R. P. ADAMS
General Practice
Bethlehem, Georgia.
Phones: Office 24. Residence G
G. D. ROSS
Attorney at Law
Winder National Bank Building.
Winder, Ga.
S. T. ROSS
Physician and Surgeon
Rooms 303-304 Winder Bank Bldg.
Winder, Ga.
G. A. JOHNS
Attorney at Law
Winder, Ga.
Office Over Carithers Bank.
Practice In All Courts.
S. M. ST. JOHN
Jeweler
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Cut Glass
aiul Silverware.
Repair Work Done Promptly
Broad Street Winder, Ga.
W, L. pel.al’FUßU-iRE
out ’ Befftal. Surgery , •.
JF-ifiangsv Bridge ahef 'Plate Work
... Dg.no .iir-M-ord HciMit'iie and
Satisfactory Way.
C. S. WILLIAMS
Dentist
Winder, On.
Office Over Carithers Bank. All
Work Done Satisfactorily.
Phones —Office SI Residence 234.
W. L. MATHEWS
Physician and Surgeon
Suite 410 Winder National Bank Bldg.
Office Hours: 10 to 12 A. M., and
Ito 4 P. M. Residence Phone 213.
Office Phone No. 13.
Serious Results from Colds.
Colds not only cause a tremendous
financial loss but are also a serious
injury to every one who contracts them
as they lower the vitality and prepare
the system for the more serious
diseases. It is not at all unusual for
people who have serious lung trouble
to say “I had a hard cold last winter.”
Why not take Chamberlan’s Cough
Remedy and cure your cold while you
can.
A Tonic Laxative
that will remove the bile from the Liver and
cleanse the System THOROUGHLY without griping
or disturbing the stomach is truly a Perfect Lax
ative.
LAX-FOS WITH PEPSIN
if the name of a Reliable and Perfect Laxative
which soon relieves Sick Headache, Dizziness. In
digestion, Stomach Trouble, Gas and Piles caused
by a Torpid Liver and Constipation. Always use a
Reliable Laxative in the treatment of Colds, Grip
a ad Influenza.
LAX-FOS WITH PEPSIN is a Liquid Digestive
Tonic Laxative excellent in its effect on the
System, both as a tonic and as a laxative. It is
Just as good for Children as for Adults. Pleasant
to take. Children like it. 50c.
Made and recommended to the public by Paris
Medicine Cos.. St. Louis, Mo., manufacturers of
Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
When You Get Ready To Save
Money on What You Eat
You will find it a very simple matter to do so. In aim os; i \ \
town there is always ONE store that stands in a class by H;
of the quality of its goods and the service it renders to if-- pal ;
customers will tell you that AYE ARE THAT STvh’L.
Naturally, then, this is the place to save money on what you and
your live stock eat.
AUTRY, HOUSE & CO.
Winder, Flione 91 Georgia
FIRE AND ¥ IV * C I S'**
TORNADO |N.bUi\Hl*vjb
Your neighbor’s home burned only a few days or months ago, and a
'ey cions is likely to strike this section at any time, so INSURE with US
and lie down at night with a clear conscience and a peaceful mind. Don’t
DELAY. It may mean the loss of your home. Any man can build a home
once. A WISE man insures his property in a reliable insurance company
so that when calamity comes he can build again. He owes the protection
that it gives, to his peace of mind and th? care of his loved ones.
Kilgore, Radford &. Smith
LUMBER
See. Allen Guffin for Lumber —Fifty Car
Loads Standard Short Leaf lumber in ear load
lots delivered in Winder on the ear at &22.50 per
thousand feet. Same lumber in small lots, de
livered on the yard for $25.00 per thousand feet.
For dressed lumber add actual co. i. oi ih\ ss
ing to these prices.
ALLEN GUFFIN
Winder, < ' t
FALL PLOWING COUNTS TWICE, iT BciAo THE j
j BOLL WEEVIL AS WELL AS PREPARES TUG LAND. J
THE JOHN DEER RIDING PLOW DOES MORE AND
BETTER PLOWING THAN WITH LESS DKOFT
WOODRUFF HARDWARE CO,
SUBSCRIPTION $1.56 YEAR.