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ALL SORTS. To thine own self Ik* true: And il must follow, a> the night tin* day, Thou canst not then le falsi* to any man. —Hamlet, Act I. The first point of law that ev erybody ought lo observe is to keep clear of law. Fortunate the man who knows when the shoe fils him. Better to have fertilizer for the crops than expensive cloth ing. Tis the visitor who stays long that puts the cook in a flurry. When a man is honest with himself he instantly sheds a lot of his self-oneeit. lie simply can’t help it. You will never buy a farm with the money you fool away every time you go to town. Before you take any man's ad vice stop and think whether or not he knows any better than you do about it. The preacher and the sailor tie a good many knots. It is impossible for tin halil headed man to do his part. The man with it push will very boon outdistance the man with a pull. "1 Can* is a hustler, a man self made Who turns off jobs galore; “1 < 'an't" lights his pipe, sits down in the shade, And bemoans the fact that lies poor. Don't ask your wife where the sledge, axe, maul or curry comb is. She doesn't go to you when she wants the rolling pin or ear pet sweeper. There are no after regrets at taelied to doing the square thing. The man who 1 toasts of get ting the I test of the bargain in a trade will swindle you at the first opportunity. The man who boasts of inabil ity to control his temper man ages to hold it if his adversary is big enough to thrash him The farmer who makes drudg es of his mother and sisters won't worry heeause his wife splits the kindling and carries in tln* coal. Fine furniture is tin* ruin of many a voting married couple. Better the paid-for nest, before tin* luxurious furnishings. The voting man who starts out with the idea that the world owes him a living, will have a hard time convinc ing the judge and jury of the fact. . Bill Jones down at the x-ronds store PUBLIC SALE —ON Saturday, Feb. Bth, At 2 o’clock p. m., we will sell to the highest bidder 33 good Tennes see Shoats at our barn. These Shoats have been here three weeks, all inoculated and in thrifty condi tion. Be here and buy at your own price. TERMS CASH. W. H. & J. F. Sheats Was just chock full of sound advice For Congress and the Govern or; To take the same they would be wise. Hut Mrs. Bill who stayed tit home, And patched old Jones' Sun day vest, Allowed, tin* while her thoughts did roam, To practice good advice is best. The whole trouble with the world in business, politics and religion, is that we not onlv want to do as wo please, but want to make all tin* rest do as wo think they should, regard less of inclination. Are you pretty well located where you are? Have you things to make you and your folks com fortable? Are your friends right around you and is tin* old home dear to you? Then stay where you are. The best farming is the best planning, tin* Ih*sl thinking, the best working and the best liv ing. The jda.ee to do that kind of farming? Right on tin* farm you now occupy. If you do not do it, there, you will not do it anywhere. And right where you are is the place to find real happiness. The man who is too lazy to work doesn't want his wife to idle away any time. Lots of men who won't deny themselves any luxury, preach economy to their wives. When a man is always telling what the other fellow did, be on yonr 'guard. Your turn will come next. The home life is what you make it. If you do your part, speaking the kind word and do ing the good deed, the day nev er will come when you are sor ry. Those are the things that make the heart glad, clear down to the end of time. Hotter lose every cent you have in the world than to lose the respect and love of your boys and girls. Simply because a woman is a good cook is no reason why she should run a boarding house for her relatives. The person who boasts of his wealth is advertising the fact that he has been on intimate terms with poverty. Some good people when they hear of something shocking are sometimes secretly disappoint ed that it isn’t worse. Almost always when we move to tind happiness we go away from it, not toward it. Because happiness isn’t a place; it is a state of mind. There arc places where we may make a bit more money than we can where we are. Whoever heard of money mak ing men happy? Ten chances to one, the more money we have tin* more we think we ought to have to make us happy. Don't blame the fellow who dis agrees With all your fondest theories. Suppose you had to side with him In every foolish, childish whim? if everybody thought the same, This life would be a stupid game; We could all stay in bed from birth And let the middleman rule the earth. Live with men as if God saw you; converse with God as if men heard you. —Seneca. A pleasing countenance is a silent commendation. —Syrus. “Lose this day loitering—’twill Im* tin* same story Tomorrow —and the next more dilatory; Then indecision brings its own delays And days are lost lamenting o’er lost days. Are you in earnest? Seize this very minute — What you can do or dream you can, begin it ; Boldness (courage) lias genius power and magic in it: Only engage and then the mind grows heated; Begin it and the work will be completed.” Truth was never indebted to a lit*. —Young, Early-Day Button*. The ancients lacked buttons—one wonders, indt*ed, how they got along without them, but evidently they pos sessed studs of modern pattern, such as those with which we fasten our cuffs and collars. And, in truth, they did even have a kind of button (though not sewn on), which fastened gar ments with a pin and hook exactly in the w*q- oiir broches and clasp pins operate,—Exchange. For Weak Women In use for over 40 years! Thousands of voluntary letters from women, tell ing of the good Cardui has done them. This is the best proof of the value of Cardui. It proves that Cardui is a good medicine for women. There are no harmful or habit-forming drugs in Cardui. It is composed only of mild, medicinal ingredients, with no bad after-effects. TAKE CARDUI The Woman’s Tonic You can rely on CarduL Surely it will do for you what it has done for so many thousands of other women! it should help. “I was taken sick, seemed to be . . . writes Mrs. Mary E.Veste, of Madison Heights, Va. “I got down so weak, could hardly walk . . . just staggered around. ... 1 read of Cardnl, and after taking one bot tle, or before taking quite all, I felt much better. 1 took 3 or 4 bottles at that time, and was able to do my work. I take it in the spring when run down. 1 had no appetite, and I commenced eating. It is the best tonic I ever saw." TryCardui. All Druggists j. CALOMEL SALIVATES AND MAKES YOU SICK Acts like dynamite on a sluggish liver and you lc?o a day’s work. There's no reason why a person should take sickening, salivating cal omel when a few cents buys a large liottle of Dodson's Liver Tone—a perfect substitute for calomel. It is n pleasant, vegetable liquid which will start your liver just as surely as calomel, but it doesn’t make you sick and can not salivate. Children and grown folks can take Dodson’s Liver Tone, because it is perfectly harmless. Calomel is a dangerous drug. It is mercury and attacks your bones. Take a dose of nasty calomel today and you will feel weak, sick and nauseated tomorrow. Don’t lose a day’s work. Take a spoonful of Dodson’s Liver Tone instead and you will wake up feeling great. No more biliousness, constipation, slug gishness, headache, coated tongue or sour stomach. Your druggist says if you don’t find Dodson’s Liver Tone better than horrible calomel your money is waiting for you. ROOKIE REPORTS MEAN TRICK Death Valley Miners Responsible for His Being in Possession of Forbidden Liquor. Remember the cavalry man who wrote us from Denver about how he doped the captain’s r— —v dog? Well, he lias I come through again with another ad- gx venture —some peo ! '')LsZT[nnP‘ P le can have ad " IM f M 8 ventures anywhere. ill Listen to this one, dated Las Vegas, ‘‘Last night, somewhere In ! -1 ~ Utah, General Or ” ders No. 4 were read to our section of the cavalry. G. O. No. 4 stated that whereas we were now approaching wet territory, guards would be placed at both ends of each car at every stop, and a pro vost guard would be posted at every rum joint in the desert town of Las Vegas, New, where we fed horses. On our arrival I was posted at the ‘Last Chance’ bar, before which I paced nervously, trying to distract my mind from the enticing odors borne on the breezes from the swinging door. “Up on the corner, in front of the New York restaurant, the regimental hand was playing ‘How’s Every Little Thing In Dixie?’ In front of the La redo bar, six slant-hipped, sleepy cow ponies were awaiting their masters. Three very dry troops of cavalry marched sadly depot-ward. Then It happened. “The six ponies woke up, as six husky Death Valley miners issued from the Laredo bar and swung into their saddles. In a body they charged the Last Chance. This time they did not dismount, but in true wild western manner rode through the doors where I was posted. As the second charged through, the rowel of his spur became entangled with ray canteen and tore it from its fastening. I was Jerked through the door and sent reeling into forbidden territory. “The miners apologized, brushed me off and asked if I was hurt I assured them that I had broken nothing but general orders. I hastily made my way to a rear room, where I saw my canteen lying on the faro table. “When I issued forth the corporal of the guard relieved me. On my way to the station I paused In the shade of an awning to drink from my canteen. Horrors! I had taken no more than three gulps before I found that I had sinned and stood liable to court-mar tial. Back in the Last Chance, those boys had secretly drained my canteen of water and refilled it with a quart of rye! “Not guilty, your honor I" —Cleve- land Plain Dealer. STUFFED DP WITH “A BAD COLD?” Get busy with a bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery at once Coughs, colds and bronchial attacks they are all likely to result in danger ous aftermaths unless checked in time. And how effectively and quickly Dr. King’s New Discovery helps to do the checking work! Inflamed, irritated membranes are soothed, the mucous phlegm loosened freely, and quiet, restful sleep follows.^ All druggists have it. Sold since 1869 Constipation Emacipation No more lazy bowels, yellow com* plextion, sick headache, indigestion, embarassing breath, when you use as a corrective Dr. King’s New Life Pills. They systematize the system and keep tie world looking cheerful. Cook Kakas Good Start "I see you ha /e anew cock." “Yon are right.” "Is she experienced V’ “I surmise so. She started the first day hv cornin'? late, e>4 than asklr.* ftu* its* uneruouu oil. When You Can’t Sleep and you get up as tired as when you went h It }.3i 1 \ to bed, it is a sure sign that your nerves f , ri, rj) j are out of tune. If this continues long, a M 11 >1 nervous breakdown and a train of ills are | , 'j 1 i | The experience of Mrs. H. L. Redman, of New J mil U j “For several months I suffered from extreme nervous- jt-.JI ness and sleeplessness My nerves v.ere completely Jitul unstrung After doing light housework i was com- yw/XA | pletely fatigued, and loss of sleep made the nights 1/ UTSf jfl.vy/lllii/ long and tiresome. I began taking DR. MILES’ 111 l||| NERVINE and the first night I slept soundly al! L nighc I can truthfully say DK. MILES’ NERVINE 1 DR. MILES’ NERV’INE is a safe, reliable medicine A for all nervous disorders, such as sleeplessness, (N-l) 3|| nervousness, hysteria, headaches, neuralgia, etc. IjjfllVljiF Gjl It is non-alcoholic and contains rgrs m'j no harmful drugs. It has been help- ir if <A*tJ( 1| ing nervous distracted, discouraged •' hiTi’Jiin'iir\ X L'Y 111 sufferers back to health for 30 years. Mv" J****'' , 'V- /I Sag , ‘Chain' Tread The Economy of Buying Good Tires It’s mighty poor economy to put cheap tires on your car. 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