Newspaper Page Text
SANAP SHOTS
(By W. H. Faust
The Suitrapists 1 il<W asliinpton
nit having a liiinl lime croosinp
thr arc. but like Washing
ton. 1 hey arc bonml In "in out
\ cut uallr.
Hibbnpolism is a disease 1 lint caus
es inillionairs to pay + KKMMM) lur
the oripiual copies of some books
no" seldom il ever read by any
body.
A man pnssinp tbrouph an asy
4urn saw a man in a padded cell,
upon impiirinp. il developed that
lie was once a candidate and bad
tried scrupulously to carry out all
bis ennppniffTi pledges.
A six year old lad brought
borne a list of questions to he an
swered by a normal boy. Ilia dad,
the leading business man of the
town could’nt answer twenty per
ci nt of them- * iood night.
The nearer April 20th comes,
tin- more excitable are our polities
and in ten years not one man in a
hundred could tell you whether
Palmer or Watson ran in the pres
ent race.
of our sister states are
Mai \ laud. I tel a ware. Minnesota.
- now you try to think up some
<r our brotln r states.
The vellovv hen who sat on an
ivory ball and hatched ont a splen
did caddy was certainly <>" her
job. ..
Possibly the reason some ol our
young sprouts arc growing nious
dii's is ;itl rihttulcd to the tact
l ;t1 thoy use hair lonic instead
in' wood alcohol.
|Jot'orc marriage a fellow tires
]>is arm hugging liis girl, alter
w arc Is ho 1 1 ms his hand writing
cheeks oil the first of the* month.
No joke here the* lady re
proached the meat market tor gi%-
jug her so much bone, “1 m not
giving it to you. said he, I in sell
ing it. ”
People before the war use*el to
have slaves, they called them ser
vants now w r e* e*all them "Pa’s,’
even dad has to work in this pro
gressive age.
Some> folks will fuss at the
preachers for not calling when
they are sie-k —they phone for the
doctor, the preacher must infer
if lie finds it out.
Why build a race track for au
tos, when the main street of our
city is used for that purpose.
Oh! mother Hubbard went to the
cupboard
To get her young daughter a dress
When she got there the cupboard
was hare
Which accounts for our fashions
f guess.
Talking abouut liars—the de
cal eel c andidates after April 20th,
will think the county is full of
t hem.
They tell it on one of Winder’s
sportman doctors that he went
nntiiig—came back anti confess
ed to his wife he elieln’t kill any
thing—she told him“you would’nt
avc failed so if you had stayed
t home and attended to your bus
iness as I told you.”
Sympathy is what one man gives
to another when he does nt want
to lend him money.
WANTED. —Molder one! machinist*,
* arpenters amt hedpors. A gooel chemce
to loam a good trade. See A. P. Gt P
PIN, Winder, Ga.
BULK
GARDEN SEEDS.
You get more for your money.
Our stock consists of
Valentine Beans
Kentucky Wonder Beans
S'ringer Green Pod, 100 to 1
B :an.
English Peas
Butter B;ans
Beets, Cucumbers
Kale, Lettuce
Water Melon
Okra, Radish
fquash, Mustard
Tomatoe,
Narhturtium
Sweet Peas
Phone No. 27.
Smith is uvire To.
— v ct , r, f Rmiee aod
Quality.
LOOK HIM IN THE EYE AND
VOTE FOR
Mitchell Palmer
„ - '' \ IB >
MITCHELL PALMER
Attorney General and loyal Democrat —Candidate for
the Presidential nomination before Georgia
voters in Primary of April 20.
DEMOCRATS OF GEORGIA:
YVhen you cast your vote next Tuesday for a can
didate for the Democratic Presidential nomination, you
want it to mean something; it will do so only if cast
for Mitchell Palmer, because he is the only candidate
before you who is a candidate before the whole people
of the United States—the only one whose name will
really go before the San Franciso convention.
Mitchell Palmer stands for the great Constructive
policies of the Democratic administration, which will be
endorsed at San Francisco. His public life has been
one of life long and intense loyalty to the Democratic
party; his private life has always been above reproach.
Mitchell Palmer, as alien property custodian, seized,
during the war, seven hundred millions of German
property which will go to pay American claims, such
as those of the Lusitania victims and others.
Mitchell Palmer, as attorney general, drove the an
archists and destructive Bolsheviks out of America,
beat down the high cost of living and boldly announced
his willingness to accept such reservations to the
League of Nations as would preserve its efficiency and
prevent future wars.
Mitchell Palmer, the only nation-wide Candidate
before you, stands for the VERY HIGHEST TYPE
BOTH OF AMERICANISM AND DEMOCRACY.
VOTE FOR HIM NEXT TUESDAY!
Mitchell Palmer said to Georgians in his speech at Gainesvilfe:
"‘I am myself an \mrrlcan ami I love to preach my doctrine be
fore undiluted 100 pr cent Americans, because my platform is. in a
word, undiluted Americanism and undying loyalty to the republic.
• We cannot hope to win in the country if we adopt the Repub
lican platform, and the Republican platform will be a criticism of
the president, denunciation of his administration and of the policies
which have made that administration great For us to adopt that
platform, which has been pre-empted by the Republicans, would be
political suicide, dictated by party treachery.”
[puMeit ~.f
If
tfelgL
ptw :
Good health is the greatest blessing of life. You ean be the mas
er of your health and thatof your family by using Padgett’s Great
1 ndian Herb Juice. Don’t be sick, half sick, or puny. Take Padgett’s
Great Indian Herb Juice until you enjoy the health and energy that
inkes work a pleasure and life a constant joy. The world’s best
•hysicians prescribe and endorse every ingredient used in Padgett’s
Great Indian Herb Juice. But tbe correct combination attained in
his medicine is the result of years of careful study and research. It is
composed oi several of nature’s best remedies that work in harmony
; i demising, toning, and building the system and removing the cause
>f disease.
For sale by
G. W. DE LA PERIvIEIiE & SONS, Winder Ga.
CITY DRUG STORE, Statham, Ga.
THE BARROW TIMES, WINDER, GEORGIA
Increased Business
ft.
Forces Increased
Capital Stock f
u-
Ouir business has grown during the past few
years to such an extent that we have been
forced to increase our capital stock from $8,500
to $25,000 in order that our customers may not *
suffer from failure to get material when they
want it.
We propose to keep in stock a full line of
building material such as can seldom be
seen outside the larger cities.
Our increased business can only be account
ed for on account of our reputation for fair ,
square dealings and reasonable prices. When
a certain grade of material is ordered , our cus
tomers never have to fear an inferior grade be
ing delivered to them.
We are now furnishing materia] for the
homes of Messrs. William Summerour, 3
A. P. Roberts 1 L. D. McNabb, Bell Mfg. Cos., Jno.
M. Williams, I. E. Jackson, Mrs. John O’Shields*
J. N. Summerour, and others.
Mr. J. Roy Jackson is always in the office,
ready to receive and look after the prompt
delivery of your orders.
The New Winder
Lumber Company
THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1920