The Jacksonian. (Jackson, Ga.) 1907-1907, June 21, 1907, Image 1
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VOLUME 26.
OF W. R. VICKERS.
Funeral services were hej# over the
remains of Mr. W R. Vickers at San
dy Creek Church|Sunday evening Rev.
Andrew Goodrum conducting services
Mr. Vickers died of congestive chill,
and was sick but a short while. He
leaves a wife and seven children to
mourn his departure.
HAROLD MALLET AND OTIS
DALL AWAY FOR VACATION.
Harold Maliett and Otis Ball, two
of Jackson’s rising young business
tnen. will leave Friday night of this
week for Jamestown, New York, Bot
ton, Buffalo, Niagara Falls, and wind
ing up with a stay at Saratoga
Springs N. Y. for a week. We know
that wheiever they go, they will im
press the people 01 the swiftness of
things south of the Mason and Dixon
line.
Antiquity of Tea Smoking.
“With your tea cigarettes,” said the
antiquary sternly, “you young ladies
think yourselves very modern and de
jcadent. But look here.”
He took from a portfolio a French
print of the seventeenth century that
Portrayed two men, with cumbrous
\ipes, charging the same from a box
•c China tea.
[“This show’s you,” the old man said,
the antiquity of tea smoking. It was
common .thing in France 200 years
Blegnt mentions it, and Grand
'Aussay in his ‘Histoire de la Vie
rivee des Francais’ describes it in de-
ail. An old vice, a dead vice—for the
i french found that tea smoking racked
I he nerves—how’ very, very foolish you
%{irls are to have revived it.” —New Or-
I (leans Times-Democrat.
Orphans.
■ Two of the young friends of Bishop
Wi'berforce of Oxford gave the au-
Ijlhorities of the university so much
ifrouble that they won the nicknames
<of Hophni and Phinehas.
I One day, says T. 11. S. Eseott In “So
!<fiety In the Country House,” they
jpvere lounging about the hall at Cud-
Hesdon palace, singing the Lutheran
gpefrain, “The devil is dead,” when the
."bishop suddenly appeared.
■ He walked very gently up to them
mn d in his most caressing manner,
placing one hand on each head, said in
m consolatory tone:
■“tAlas, poor orphans!”
P Two Hundred Species of Roses.
P There are 200 species of roses in ex
istence, though perhaps not more than
fifty clearly defined families. Of these
families only two are of American
birth. There are thousands of varie
ties, however, and of these our enter
prising rose growers have contributed
by Jar the largest proportion. The
-eagerly sought black rose is still un
produced, though a New York florist
has a dark rod one which in some
lights has the appearance of black vel
vet.—Kansas City Journal.
, Made Him Hop.
Hiram Hardapple What made
Cirandpap Wheatly jump ton feet and
forget his rheumatics when the circus
iparade passed? Was he afraid of the
-elephants?
Zeke Crawfoot —No. He heard the
steam calliope and thought it was one
of those automobiles with the new
fangled whistles.—Chicago News.
Human Nature.
“Why are guests so habitually dis
contented?” asked the landlord.
‘They’re not really discontented,” an
swered clerk. “They merely want
to a favorable impression about
are used to at home.”-
L Washington Star.
f. he Hymn He Didn’t Want.
V U ug man who was to be mar
\ church to a Miss Way, after a
p of fosr years, privately re
the choir not to open the serv
ing. “This is the Way I long
LL”
ban minister during his dls-
Sabbath said, "In each blade
<ere is a sermon." The fol
v j one of his flock diseovered
.pan pushing a lawn mower
garden and paused to say,
•son, I’m glad to see you
<r sermons short”
THE JACKSONIAN.
SOME PERTINENT QUESTIONS
TO THE CITY GOVERNMENT.
To the Council Members:
The Mass-meeting called for Mon
day of this week were informed by
the city officials of Jackson that they
had con raeted a debt of $1,000.00 for
which they have not the iiyney to
l'quidate the cliim. xhey asked fer
indructions in the premises. Under
the law can they contract such a debt
without subjecting themselves to a
personal liability? Should they have
not called for instructions from the
citizens who are to pay off this debt
before it was contracted? It looks
to be a business, legal, fairand right
eous tiling for them to have consulted
those who are to pay it, before the
debt was contracted. Tom and Jerry
has been contending that our city
charter was being ignorsd and now
this looks like a confirmation of his
charge. Now I have tried to be a
law abiding citizen of the town and
have taken no hand in the wrangle
that has been going on, but I want
to sav to the men who represent us
on the council that you make bad
matters worse every time you
disregard the charter of the
town and ignore the law. Suppose
we try to come together and settle
our wrangle? Many of us have all
we own at stake and it is plain to any
one that we can never hope to se the
town of Jackson lake a forward step
till we all pull together. Each, the
Meti odist and Baptist, church have
just tried to have a religeous revival
but we all know it was a failure. The
failure was not < hargab'e to the pas
tor. No town can boast of such pious,
loyal and true Christian gentlemen
as we find in brothers S. P. Wiggins
and C. W. Willingham,
We must get together and every
man must be willing to carry his
part of the tax debt of the town. Now
any one know that the tax assessment
is not equally laid, but I do r.ot
think this difference was made inten
tionally by the tax assessors.
The tax assessment published, so
eveaybody could see the difference,
would, in my humble opinion, cause
much more dissatisfaction than now
exist*. If we can ever get taxes to
be equally carried by the rich and
the poor man in Jackson all our dif
ferences wiil adjust themselves.
Now I do not write this to be kick
ing, but it is written hoping to get
our people together. Now, Messrs
Well, Carmichael, Ham. Carmichael
and.Gresham are you willing to do
your part in bringing about a settle
ment of our differences? Are you
willing for all to pay their equal share
of the town debt and their property
to be assessed for its true market val
ue? Now you have said you ignored
Tom and Jerry but how can you ig*
noro an humble tax-payer, though
poor, like me?
Have we, the poorer than you and
unfortunate, if poverty is a misfor
tune, not a right to ask that you an
swer our complaint? You may war.t
our votes next election, but how can
you expect them if you pay no atten
tion to our class? We have voted for
you now hear our petition.
This 20th June 1907.
Truly
One of Jackson’s Poor Citizens.
Atmospheric Warmth.
The sun does pot impart heat to the
atmosphere directly. If it did, it would
he nearly as warm on the top of a high
mountain as it is at the sea level. Its
rays warm the earth, and the earth ra
diates or throws off the heat thus re
ceived into the surrounding air. The
density of the a !r near the earth’s sur
face prevents the heat from escaping
into space. Hie rarity of the air at
high altitudes / permits It to escape.
That is why rtiountaiu peaks are tooth
ed in perpetual ice and snow, while the
temperature jat the foot of the moun
tain may be <Juhe warm.
JACKSON, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, June 21st 1907.
MRS. 0. W. BROOKS DIES.
Mrs. Daniel W. Brooks, and the
daughter of J. F. Lane died la9t Sat.
a. m. and was buried Sunday after
n6on at Fellowship church in Towa
liga district.
Mrs. Brooks was living, at the time
of her death, in Iron Sprtngs district*.
She was lovtd by all who knew her
and in her death the community loos
es a good and true woman.
She was sick only a few days. She
leaves two little babies —a boy and
girl. Paeumonia caused her death.
Judge Frank Curry says of her:
•‘My business relations with her hus
band has thrown me with Jthe family
much for the last four years. I have
eaten at her table and watched her
under the trials of home (life and
motherhood and T can truthfully say
she was as good and gentl6 a woman
as I ever knew. I have never seen
her even fretted, but always modest
gentle and kind. Never heard her
speak ill of anyone in all my acquain
tances with her. She was exceeding
ly motherly and the day before she
died she caught with a mothers anxi
ous look the cries of her baby in an
adjoining room. I have no doubt of
her abode with Jesus* and the
angels.”
0.. June 15th 1907, Mrs. Minnie
Brooks, nee Lane, departed this life.
She was in the bloom of young wo
manhood, being 2?} years old.
She is rurvived by her parents, two
sisters, one brother, her husband and
two small children, beside a number
of relatives and friends to mourn her
death.
Though wo cannot understand why
one so young and useful should be
taken yet we must trust in God, for
He doelh all things well.
t To those who loved her best arid
whose grief is hardest to bear we
would say strive to meet her beyond
the pearly gates. She was a noble wo
man and her place cannot he fiilled.
“She was good as she was fair,
None, none on earth above her;
As pure in thoughts as angels are,
To know her was to love her.”
A Friend.
Let No One Boast.
Nevertheless, let no one boast. Just
as every man, though'lie be the great
est genius, has very definite limitations
In someone sphere of knowledge, and
thus attests his common origin with
the essentially perverse and stupid
mass of mankind, so also has every
man something in his nature which Is
positively evil. Even the best—nay, the
noblest—character will sometimes sur
prise us by traits of depravity,
as though it were to acknowledge hls
kinship with the human race, in which
villainy—nay, cruelty—is to be found in
that degree.—Schopenhauer.
The Whole Show.
When Bubinstein was traveling
through the United States upon a con
cert tour it chanced that Bamurn's cir
cus followed exactly the same route
chosen by the great Russian. On one
occasion when the train was filled with
snake charmers, acrobats, clowns and
the like the guard, noticing perhaps
Rubinstein’s remarkable appearanco.
asked him, “Do you belong to the
show?” Turning his leonine head witli
a savake shake, Rubinstein fiercely
growled out, “Sir, I am the show!”
Aids to Humanity.
No women have done more for -hu
manity and for the individual than the
eld maid reformer and the old maid
aunt. There Is none to whom we owe
a deeper debt of gratitude and none
whom we could not hotter spare, says
a writer in the Cosmopolitan, for he
sure of tills, God sends old maids into
the world to do the work that the rest
of us leave undone.
Congenial Employment.
The high prize of life, the crowning
fortune of man, is to be lx>m to some
pursuit which finds him in employ
ment and happiness, whether it be to
make baskets or broadswords or canals
or statues or songs.—Emerson.
REV. S.P. WIGGINS, WIFE AND
BABY ENJOY COUNTRY VISITS.
Rev. S. P. Wiggins, wife and Tig
ner visited this week, the homes of
J. M. Ball, P. R. Watkins and Miss
Puss Patterson. They were rovally
entertained and report a most pleas
ant trip.
HON. FRANK S. ETHRIOGE
ORATOR OF OCCASION.
Hon. Frank S. Etheridge speufc
Wednesday of this week at Waycross.
The B. Y. P. U. was in convention at
that place and Mr. Etheridge was on
the program for a speech. Jackson
is often honored by our worthy and
progressive citizen, Mr. Etheridge, in
the capacity as a speaker. He tells
the Jacksonian that he had a delight
ful time.
The Goat’s Change of Faith.
Near n small Baptist church not far
out of thii city there lives an old Irish
man who keeps a goat. One day, find
ing the church door open, the goat
wandered inside and browsed around
among cushions and hooks, much to
the detriment of those articles. The
pastor chanced to catch the animal at
his mischief and lost no time in going
to the owner to complain. “You will
have to keep that goat tied up.” began
the minister. “lie went into my church
just now and”— But we was allowed to
proceed no further. The old Irishman
held up both hands in amazement.
“Wint into your church, did he? Thin
I can’t be responsible for him no more,
th’ ongrateful baste. If that goat has
turned I*ft)testant 1 wash me hands of
him.”—New York Times.
A Rebuff For Dr. Johnson.
Dr. Johnson called one morning on
Benjamin West to converse with him
on American uffairs. After some time
Mr. West said that lie had a young
American (Gilbert Stuart) living with
him, from whom he might derive some
information, and Introduced Stuart.
The conversation continued (Stuart be
ing thus invited to take a part in it),
when the doctor ofcy (jjod to Mr. West
that the young m: h ..poke very good
English and, turning to Stuart, rudely
asked him where he had learned it.
Stuart very promptly replied: “Sir, I
can better tell you where I did not
learn it. It was not from your diction
ary.”
An Egg In a Bottle.
A chemist hus discovered a simple
means of getting an egg (with un
broken shell) Into a bottle of, say, the
ordinary kind, used for ginger ale.
All you have to do is to soak a boiled
egg In vinegar for three days. The
shell becomes so soft that it can easily
be forced through the narrow aperture
of the bottle. And once It is Inside If
It is soaked In water for a little while
the eggshell resumes its original hard
ness—and there you are!
He Told Her.
A good highland minister was en
deavoring to steer a boat load of city
young ladies to a landing place. A
squall was bursting. The steering was
difficult. One of the girls annoyed him
by jumping up and calling anxiously,
“Oh, where are we going to?” "If you
do not sit down and keep still, my
young leddy,” said the minister pilot
succinctly, “that will verra greatly de
pend on how you were brought up.”—
Dundee Advertiser.
Good Advice.
Go on in all simplicity. Do not be
so anxious to wlu a quiet mind, and
it will be all the quieter. Do not ex
amine so closely into the progress of
your own soul. Do”not crave so much
to he perfect, hut let your spiritual
life be formed by your duties and by
the actions which are called forth by
circumstances.—Francis de Sales.
Performed a Miracle.
Her Husband (angrily)—l was a fool
when I married you.
Ills Wife—Aren’t you a fool still?
“No; I am not.”
“Then you should congratulate me
upon my success us a reformer.” —
Spare Moments.
The two deepest water wells in the
world arc those at Budnpost and St.
Louis. The former Ls 3,180 feet; the
latter, 3.810 feet.
SINGING AT MOORE’S CHAPEL
To the Singing Public :
There will be
a singing at Moore’s Chapel on the
4th Sunday afternoon beginning at
2:110o’clock. All lovers of music are
cordially invited.
W. T. CawthoN.
e
FIFTH SUNDAY SINGING AT
FINCHERVILLE CALLED OFF.
We are requested to announce that
the all day singing that was announ*
ced for Fincherville on the sth Sun
day in this month has been called off
on account of failure to support same
by some of the Church Members.
"T. B. A.’a Poem." "
Thomns Bailey Aldrich was fond of
retelling that anecdote of his. own boy
ish daring which appears In his “Ponk
apog Papers,” to the effect that upon,
first entering James T. Fields’ office in
the Old Corner Bookstore his eyes foil'
upon that kindly editor and publisher's
memorandum hook, open upon the ta
ble. Mr. Fields was absent for the
moment, and the youthful poet could
not help noticing the Impressive list
of agenda: “Don’t forget to mail R.
W. E. hls contract,” “Don’t forget O.
W. H.’s proofs,” etc., whereupon the
“young Milton,” who certainly deserved
to succeed In his profession, wrote
upon the memorandum book, “Don’t
forget to accept T. B. A.’s poem,” and
disappeared. The poem was accepted,
paid for and, truest kindness of all, as
Mr. Aldrich assorted, was never print
ed. But the resourceful youth never
lost his deferential attitude toward the
bearers of those famous initialed names
that had once preceded hls own.—At
lantic.
Spoke Too Soon.
The other day a stranger thus ad
dressed a passenger coming out of the
Union station:
“You will excuse me, sir, but isn’t
this’’—
The passenger, without waiting for
the other to finish, responded:
“Your umbrella? Weil, I presume it
is, sir. You will allow me to explain
that I picked it up on coming out of
the train Just now. I have great pleas
ure in restoring it to the rightful owi
er.”
The stranger expressed his thanks
and quickly made off.
A few minutes later the same stran
ger, with a brand new umbrella tucked
carefully under his arm, asked another
Individual the same question ho had
•Intended to ask the man who handed
him the umbrella.
“You will excuse me, sir, but isn’t
this the nearest way to Fifth avenue?”
—Kansas City Independent.
"The Almighty Dollar."
A recent headline, “ltule of the Dol
lar,” has suggested the inquiry, Who
originated the familiar phrase “the
almighty dollar?" it was Washington
Irving in “The Creole Village,” which
he published in 1837. The phrase be
came so popular and excited so much
controversy in consequence of a doubt
whether the adjective was Irreverent
that its author had to explain eighteen
years later that he had intended “no
Irreverence, even to the dollar, which
he Is well aware is becoming dally
more and more an object of worship.”
“Dollar” is certainly one of the world’s
great words now, and it is difficult to
realize that it only means “valleyer,”
the “thaler” having been named after
the Joachlmstbal, In Bohemia, in whose
valley it was first coined in the six
teenth century.—London Chronicle.
Buicide as Experiment.
A wealthy young man named Lean
dro Improta after taking refreshment
at a cafe in Naples called for pen and
ink and wrote a numltcr of notes and
letters. He then quietly took out a
small revolver and shot himself in the
breast One of the letters found in his
pocket runs:
To the Curious Public—ln this century
it is Impossible voluntarily to leave this
world without great efforts being made on
the part of newspapers and curious people
to discover the cause of the deed. In my
case I wished to study metempsychosis at
close quarters. Is that not a fine Idea?
So much has been written on the subject,
and It pleases me to discover Instead of
talking. So I determined to die and see
whether I shall be reborn in the form of
some animal. It would be delightful to
return to this world as a lion or a rat.
This Is why I wanted to die. ADDIO.
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