The Jacksonian. (Jackson, Ga.) 1907-1907, September 13, 1907, Image 4

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The Jacksonian. OFFICIAL ORGAN OF BUTTS CO. Published €wry Triday. S. E. ANDREWS, EDITOR. Subscription $i oo Per Yr. Advertising Kates Furnished On Application. Entered as second-class mat ter February 22, 1907 at the Post Office at Jackson, Ga., under the act of Con gress of March 3, 1879. Short—There rocs one of my pre ferred creditors. Long—Why pre ferred? Short—He never asks ine for money.—Chicago News. “He’s one of the get-rich-quiok sort, Isn’t he?" “Yes, his wealthy uncle died very suddenly.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Bill—Did you ever know an ama teur fisherman to tell the truth? Jill— Oh, yoe; I heard one tell another that he was n liar. Myer- I'm going over to the harlier shop to get a hair cut. Oyer—Why don’t you get them all cut while you are at It? Madge—ls that writer reAlly famous? Marjorie—lie must bo, my dear. I iWrote to hJiu for his autograph, and he never sent it.—Puck. Church Did you ever try any of these “close to nature” methods? Go tham-Well, I’ve used a porous plas ter!—Yonken* Statesman. I “Music has charms to soothe the sav age breast,” quoted the young lady her simper as she seated herself at the piano to play, t “That may be,” muttered a crusty ibachelor, “but there art; some of us in this crowd who are civilized and de serve a little consideration.” 1 Mrs. Homer (rending)—Here’s an ac conul of a village parson who left the pulpit to become an actor. I wonder ,whnt could have induced him to do a thing like that? Homer Perhaps he thought the do nations of eggs and vegetables would be more lilieral.—Chicago News. In Sweden the public houses are 1 closed on Saturday—pay day—while the savings 'banks are kept open until ■midnight. No government can force a man to save his money; but this Swedish system at least encourages ■him to deposit it where it is most likely to be of use. Miss Chellus—l'm told that your hus band, when he was in a mellow mood the other night, remarked that ho bad “married beauty and brains.” Mrs. •Bride—Well, well; how nice! Miss Chellus- Nice? Surely you'll investi gate, won't you? Evidently he’s a bigamist.—Philadelphia Press. A nurse unable to make n crying baby go to sleep ran quickly to her master for a lx>ok. He asked her. “What do you want a book for?” She Mid, “I often see you go to sleep the moment you have n l>ook in your baud. I want to put baby to sleep.”—From the Chinese. , In Baroda, India, a favorjte sport Is a list light In which the lighters ;wcar a steel cestus which has formi dable claws. The combatants, wbo liave l>een crazed with a drink of liq uid opium mixed with an Infusion of bemp. enter the arena singing. One Of them is certain to lie killed. Peroxid* of Hydrogen. ' 'For a cut the prompt use of peroxide Of hydrogen is advisable. It is antl peptlc and cleansing and should al ways be on hand for an emergency. St ts valuable also to destroy genns In )rlnkbig water. If you are lu doubt os to the water supply and do not caro to boll what you drink, add a tnble •poonful of peroxide of hydrogen to every gallon of water and you may drink In safety.—New York Post. A Flight of Erratic Metaphor. It was iu a police court in India. liTbe client of the bubu lawyer was a Woman accused of assault and battery, end the attorney, attacking the oppos ing lawyer, delivered himself as fol lows: ‘‘My learned friend with mere wind from a teapot thinks to brow beat me from my legs. I only seek to place my iKtue of contention clearly In your honor's eye. My learned friend vainly runs amuck upon the sheet nu chers of my case. My poor client has been deprived of some of her valua ble leather (skin), the leather of her nose. Until the witness explains what became of my client's nose leather he cannot be believed, lie cannot be nl *ewt: 1 o raise a vastly 111 the air by beating upon a bush,” A PUSIANIMOUS COWARD. After all we are due ourselves an apology. We had been acting on the principle that there waa not a man in Jackson that would go so low down in scale of infamy aa to slip up like a cat, armed with a stick large enough to kill an 01 and make a murderous attempt to assassiiate another even though he were his en emy. But of such a vile act was J. B. W all guilty Saturday afternoon. While the writer was coming across town reading a newspa per 4 Wall stole a pitch fork han dle from Ham A Carter Cos., and af ter the manner of a highway robber and a midnight assasin sneakingly slipped up from behind, and making the remark ‘‘Now G-d i) —n you I recon you wont call me a coward jna more," atruck a murderous blow a cross the head of the writer before he had time to even dodge. We had written in the abstract last week to the effect that: ‘’The mostcontempt&bleand pusil animous coward that we can think of is the man whogoe9 around in a peac able community with adeadiy weap on like a pistol stuck in his pocket. The culmination of cowardice is focused and condensed in the offence of carrying concealed weapons.” This week we write in the concrete that, the most contemptable and pu sillanimous coward that we have ever heard of is J. B. Wall who goes around in a peacable community with a pis tol stuck In his pocket and knocking people in the head from behind with an iron bound stick. The culmination and condensation of cowardice is focussed and condens ed in this contemptible puppy. He has furnished the evidence and the people have sat in judgement and their verdict is ‘’COWARD." However, nothing else could be ex pected since a fig tree does not grow grapes, neither does a dog pro duce lion’s \vhci{ s. The time has come when the res pectable members of the City Coun cil must either demand the resigna ton of the Mayor, or, in case he re fuses resign themselves for no person c m be assocated either socially or politically with an assassin without disgrace deep and degrading. METHODS USED. The people are wondering if the city government is proud of the vic tory gained at the polls Saturday. One voter was denied his franchise because his wife was out of town, and so sick that she could not return, while it was argued to another that because he was poor he ought to do as he was told, and in the dim future when he had accumulated property he could do as he pleased. All this may appear to be something to be proud of, but the thinking people will soouer or later condemn it. ' Ways of tho Waves. Waves are deceptive things. To look at them one would gather the im pression that the whole water truveled. This, however, is not 60. The water stays in the same place, but the mo tion goes on. In great storms waves are sometimes forty feet high and tbelr crests travel fifty miles an hour. The base of a wave (tho distance from valley to valley) is usually considered ns living fifteen times the height of the wave. Therefore a wave twenty-five feet high would have a base extending 375 feet A Jubilss. Some years ago, before Queen Vic toria’s death and about the time <hat the queeu's Jubilee was to tie celebrat ed, the following conversation between two old Scotchwomen was overheard on a street corner in London: “Can ye tell me. wummau, what is it they call a Jubilee?*’ “Well, it's this." said her neighbor: "When folk has been married twenty five years, that's a silver wuddin’, aud when they have been married fifty years that's a golden wuddin’, but if the men's dead, then it’s a jubilee.’’— Lond-v* MaU- Life is hard for many people, and we have no right to withhold auy word or touch or act of love which will lighten the load or cheer the heart of ttuy fellow’ straggler.—La Belle Star. Legal Advertisments. Notice of Admr’s Sale. GEORGIA, Butts County. By virtue of an order of Court of Ordi nary will be sold to the highest and best bidder before the Court house door, in the town of Jackson Ga, on the first Tuesday in October 1907, the following described prop erty to wit: One house and lot in the town of Flovilla Ga., bounded as follows: On the north by lot of Ifeury Smith, on east by land* of Ran Carter. lon the south by lauds of Green Blann and Ned Varner, and on the west by 30 foot street, the same con tains a fractional part of an acre. TERMS CASH. This 5ept.2,1907. A.C. Millen, Adinr. of Ihenie Shaw. For Guardianship. GEORGIA, Butts County. To All Whom It May Concern: J. A. King having applied for Guardian ship of the person and property of James H. Burford minor child of Erastus Burford late of said County deceased, notice is giv en that said application willbe heard at my office at ten o’clock A, M. on the first Mon day in October next. This Sept. 2.1907, J. H. HAM. Ordinary. Executor’s Sale. GEORGIA. Butts County.— By virtue of an order from Court t f Or dinary of said County, will be sold to the highest bidder, before the Court house door between the usual hours of sale, on the first Tuesday in October 1907, the following described property to-wit: 2021 acres of laud lying and being in 552 Dist. G. M, of said County, lxmnded on the north by T. A. Sanders, and Mrs. M. E. Mallet, on the east by William Saunders, on the south by es tate of William Redman and on the west by J. A. Pittmau and J. L. Barnes. Also, at the same time and place 6 town lots in the town of Helena. Telfair County. Plats of said lots will be exhibited on day of sale. Terms Cash. This Sept. 2, 1907. W . H. Barnes and J. L. Barnes. Executors of John J. Barnes. Administrator’s Sale. GEORGIA Butts County. By virtue of an order of the court of Or dinary of saiil Viounty, will be sold to the highest bidder at public outcry, for cash, on the first Tuesday in October 1907, at the court house door in said county between the usual hours of sale, the following real estate situate in Bntts County, the follow ing described property. One hundred and forty five acres of land more or less lying and being in the (doth District G. M. said County and bounded as follows. North by lands of Dr. A. Jarrell, East by lands of .Tack and Lon Burford, South by lands of L. M. Atkinson, West by lands of liance McKibben. Said land will be divided into equal parts by a line running Noath and South and sold in two separate lots then to gether. The best bid will be accepted. Also sixty five (65) acres more or less ly ing in the same district and bounded on the North by lands of Jack Burford, east by lands of Mrs Martha Respass, South by lands of Mrs. Minnie Benton. West by lands of L. M, Atkinson and J. C. Caw thou. Said lands belonging to estate of S, H . Burford deceased and is situated five miles North of Jeckson on the public roods run ning North and South; East and west. On the day of the sale surveyors plats of said tracts of lands will be exhibited. Terms of sale cash. Sept. 2nd. 1907. Juo. T. Burford, Administrator. Debtors and Creditors. GEORGIA Butts County: Notice in hereby given to all creditors of t tate of S. H. Barford late of said Cos., deceased, to render in an account of their demands to me (or to my Attorney V . A. Wright who will forward same to me) within the time prescribed by law, proper ly made out. Anil all persons indebted to said deceas ed are herein requested to make immediate payment to the undersigned. This the second (2nd.)day of September 1007. John T. Barford dmi. Ist ato 1 of S. H. Burford . A Lessen In Shopping. Managers and clerks in large depart ment stores of necessity have to deal with all kinds and classes of people, aud they often have most amusing experiences, ow ing to the peculiarities of their customers, says the Philadel phia Record. While waiting for an ex change at the silk counter in a Market street establishment yesterday a clerk told a West Philadelphia shopper a story which she has since been circu lating among her circle of friends. "An uptown customer,” the clerk said, "last week had six yards of a most ex pensive silk sent C. O. D. The next and y the package was returned to us, j and upon it was written: ‘Returned. 1 was only teaching my daughter how.’ to shop.’ ” [CASTOR IA The Kind Ton Have Always Bought, and which has ’teen in use for over 30 years, has borne tUG signature of— and has been made under his per fj? sonal supervision since its infancy. /wiwK Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and ** Just-as-good ” are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children—Experience against. Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allay3 Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Tie Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. THI CENTRUM OOMPANV. TP MURRAY ITRItT, NEW VOMK CITY. TsTOTHTFI Dr. 3. B. UJaikins, Veterinary Surgeon. will leave Jackson for College Oct* ist All partios ow ing him are requested to pay their bill at once. I have got for sale two surries, two horses, one buggy and one desk. Call to see me at Kings stable below County Jail. Jackson Georgia. The Signers of the Declaration. Of the fifty-six signers of the immor tal Declaration of Independence thirty eight were of English blood, seven of Irish, five of Scotch, six of Welsh and one of Swedish. Of the occupations of the signers twenty-eight were law yers, five were doctors, five were farm ers, four were politicians, ten were merchants, one was a clergyman, one a printer, one a manufacturer and one a surveyor. $1,000.00 Accident Insurance Policy THE COTTON JOURNAL OF ATLANTA. GA. offers one year’s subscription and a SI,OOO Accident Insurance Policy for one year with no dues nor assessments for only $1.50. The Cotton Journal is the only cotton farm journal published. It fills a position of its own and has taken the leading place in every county in the cotton belt. It gives the cotton grower and his family something to think about aside from the humdrum of routine duties. Every issue contains valuable crop news and data, besides a general discussion of cotton news from all parts of the world by its editor, Harvie Jordan, President of the abnthem Cotton Association. The publishers of The Cotton Journal have gone to great expense to secure these Accident policies for its readers. It proposes to have the biggest circulation of any agricultural journal in the world. To this end they make this marvelous offer of a Limited Accident Policy for SI,OOO to every subscriber to this newspaper who will pay a year in advance. The Policy pays as follows: ' _ For Loss of Life $1,000,00 For Loss of Both Eyes, meaning entire and permanent loss of the sight of both eyes 1.000’M) For Loss of Both Hands, by actual and complete severance at or above the wrists —■ 1.000-Jj” For Loss of Both Feet, by actual and complete reverance at or above the ankle. 1,000.00 For Loss of One Hand and One Foot, for actual and complete severance at or above the wrist and ankle - 1.000, M For Loss of One Hand, by actual and complete severance at or above the wrist 256 'jo For Loss of One Foot, by actual and complete severance at or above the ankle 250. W For Loss of One Eye, meaning entire and permanent loss of the sight of one eye 10U.ou $ <f you will subscribe at once we will give yon a year’s subscription to both papers, in addition give you an ACCIDENT POLICY FOR SI,OOO fully paid for one year, without any dues or assessments of any kind. The policy covers a wide range of risks, including death or injury on railroad trains and other public conveyances, elevators, trolley cars, etc.; also accidents on the h : £h road from riding' or driving, automobiles, horses, burning buildings, drowning, our* cle Occidents, etc. 27.50 A WEEK IF DISABLED will be paid for a number of weeks iw°“ aredisabled in anyway described in the policy. You can have the paper and policy sent te differeat addresses if you desire. Subscriptions taken at this cilice. Price for The Cottcne 1> ournal and the Insurance Policy $1.50 . The Jaekeoußin tho Cotton Journal and the Accident Policy all for £2.23. Teaching the Parrot- Owners of these interesting birds must remember that if they wish them to talk well the best time to teach them is in the evening with the cage covered over and placed In a dark room and the teacher enunciating the words slowly and distinctly and persistently. The natives of India consider that a slight operation upou the bird’s tongue Is necessary before it will speak easily. —London Express.