The Jacksonian. (Jackson, Ga.) 1907-1907, October 04, 1907, Image 1

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VOLUME 26. REV. WALSTEIN McCORO TO MARRY MISS PAULINE LEWIS. Garda are oat for the marriage of jiev. W. VV. McCord to Alias Esther Pauline Lewis to take place at the home of Rev. and Mrs. John S. Lewis at Pembroke Ga. Mr. McCord is a Jackson boy who Is called to the ministry and has tak n up evangelical work, and has been emminently successful in his chosen field. A long happy and useful life is our wishes for the happy couple . ' Jackie—Does your father know any thing about music, Tommy? Tommy (whose father is an old po liceman)—Yes. Jackie—Well, what does he know? Tommy—He knows how many bars there are in a beat, for I have heard him tell mother so.—Tit-Bits. \ Small Edgar--You better not go boat ing with my sister, Mr. Slowboy. i Mr. Slowboy (sister’s admirer)—And .why uot, Edgar? Small Edgar—l heard her tell Cousin iJennle this morning that she was going to chuck you overboard.—St. Louis Ite jpobllc. Didn’t Fire Him. A ltlnd old gentleman, seeing a small boy who was carrying a lot of news papers under his arm, said, “Don’t all those papers make you tired, my boy?” “Naw, J. don’t read ’em,” replied the la<L- -Canadian Courier. His Rising Day. "He never did rise in the world til! tie stumbled over a lot o’ dynamite,” the village gossip said, “an’ even theft, like so many men in the risin’ busi ness, he never did know what he rl* ter!”—Atlanta Constitution. A Thoughtful Wife. “Why did you tell your husband that there would be three pari* to the con cert? There are only two.” “Yes, 1 know, but he will be so pleas ed when it leaves off sooner than he expects.”—Fliegende Blatter. Miss Antique—Do you think one can get too old to marry? Old Batch—No; but you can lose the faculty of picking a winner.—London Mail. I am not Joking. FOR SALE. 175 acres in Iron Springs district, six miles from Jackson over .a smooth level road. There is 135 acres in cultivation which is level and without rocks, that is, level enough that a mower and binder machine can be operated over it. Much more level than the average land of the county* On the place are houses which cannot be built for $2000.00. They consist of a five room framed dwelling, weather boarded out and ceiled in, with 8 foot hall-way, back and front verandas. 3 tenant hous es with 2,3 and 4 rooms respectively. The dwelling was built 4 years agp and the two last mentioned tenant houses weer recovered 3 years ago. Two barns on the place -one 16 by 20 sheded both sides and one 24 by 30sheded both sides and cow barn underneath 24 by 30. Corn crib 16 by 20 sheded one side and up and down stairs built 3 years ago. The small barn was*built 3 years ago and the large seven years ago. Reoair shop 12 by 16 built this year. AS FINK A. PAS TURE AS YOU EVER SAW CONSISTING OF TWEN TY ACRES WITH BERMUDA GRASS, WITH A LIV ING STREAM THROUGH IT THE DRYEST YEAR- Three different churches within a mile and one about two miles and a fine school within 20 minutes walk. 1 his place “an ta taugh t Withm the NEXT' THIRTY DAYS fors 3 ooo. 00 cash, or $1500.00 cash and five notes for $400.00 each at 8 % interest payable Jan. ist* 1909 and each succeeding year till paid off. Place will rent for ten bales of cotton up pers have been secured for another year. lh w a big bar gain and you will have to hurry if you get it. Buy it and let fhe rents pay off the notes. I have Jackson property to snow you if you want to invest in city rea estate. _ y y Address, Frank Z. Curr\. Jackson, Ga, This Sept. 26th, 1907. THE JACKSONIAN. M IS. LEE DIES AT HOME OF DAUGHTER IN ATLANTA. The c'eath of Mrs. Nannie Lee oc curred at the home of her daughter at Lakewood heights in Atlanta Fri day of last week. Paralysis was the cause of death, Mrs Lie was the I’rcui mother of the Lee boys well known in Butts County among whom Rev Parry Lee 'once of Jackson now living in Macon. Tho burial was at Macedonia Cem etery. Speaking French. Want to speak French fluently? Get a clothespin and pinch up your nose. Then start in, and in a week you will have the correct accent of the boule vards. To speak good French you must pretend to have a bad cold. Nothing is so simple in the good lan guage line as French. You have uot to make a public exhibition of clothing the nostrils with a clothespin. Just elevate the little trap that closes the gap between the nasal cavity and the mouth. Then spout liie names of a few dishes from the menu of a Now York American hotel—always in the cheap est possible language—the language de cuisine, or kitchen French. And in a discussion never forget to add to every assertion or interrogation “uez par!” In pure French this is spelled “n’est ce-pas.” In American it means, ac cording to Dr. Amos Jeffreys of Vir ginia “Ain’t dat so?”—New York Press. Ought to Know How. The animal trainer being sick, his wife reported for duty in his stead. “Have you ever had any experience In this line?" asked the owner of the menagerie, with some doubt. "Not just exactly In this line,” she said, “but my husband manages the beasts all right, doesn’t ho?” “He certainly does." “Well, you ought to see how easy I can manage him.” —London Opinion. “HI say, ’ow long ’nve HI got to wait for -those chops Hi sent to be warmed hover?” “Why, Ah et ’em up, boss. Yo’ tole me to eat ’em.” “You blawsted hldiot, cawn’t you hunderstund llengllsh? Hi said dis tinctly to ’eat ’em up.’[—Judge. Church—Did you ever try any of those “close to nature" methods? Go tham—Well, I’ve used a porous plas ter!—Yonkers Statesman. JACKSON, GEORGIA. FRIDAY, Oct" 4th 1907. THE GRIFFIN ROAD BADLY IN NEED OF REPAIRS. The road from Mr. A. Q. Taylors to Jackson is in a terrible condition, and we people ia this part of the county pav our taxes as cheerfully as any other. Take the washout in front of the old Woodward place, it is a dis grace to Butts County you can hard ly pass over it during the day to say nothing about night. There are also several places near the home of Mr. Gordon Carmichael that will dump a mau out of his buggy. In fact there are holes and high hills all the way to Jackson, and from Mr. Taylor's to Griffiu there is scarcely a hill, no washouts, or even any holes. It our Commissioners would pul down 4 or 5 bills and lill in the wash outs and holes, we would feel like raising our hats to them whenever we come to old Jackson. Remember jou force us to haul our cotton to Griffin, buy our guano, uud other products out of our own Gouty, but we uil are forced to go over the best road. We know Jackson is loosing unlimited amount of (radeon account of this road, and it looks to me like Butts County ought to compete with with Spaulding. We sincerely pray that our commissioners will move the road machines over to that part of the Count) at once. AlanyCitize s. It’s always false econ omy to save money at the expense of personal appearance; good clothes are worth what they cost. The chief thing in bu>- ing is to pay just enough to get the best; and not tjo much. That’s the whole story of our Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes; the best clothes made; and the most economically priced. When you buy clothes remember thi S : Hart Schaffner & Marx; and Jackson Mercantile Cos. APPRECIATION OF FBIENDS. . ■ I ■ 1 —■ H To Mr. S. E. Andrews. Editor Jacksonian. Will you Kindly favor os by extend ing th* use of your paper to thank your numerous friend*” that so kindly and lovingly ‘administered to our lov ed one during her recent and last iII IISSS. May the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, bless, comfort, protect, and keep them through llfes journey and when the end shall come save them in a home of eternal happiness and psace is, and shall be our prayer. George W Ray. James P. <k Eva Ray, At Home. Mrs. I. G. Walker, Llthonla. Gs. Mrs. Alctins Kimbell, Locust Grove. Qa. L. L. A 0. C. Ray. Jackson, Gs. E. L. Ray, Vidaiia, G*. Oct. Ist 1907. By the way, my shoemaker is a mu rlc-ian, and ho like* musicians for his customers to\Judge by the following, stuck up In bis window; “If you are Bchul>ert (sboebare). come to the Schumann, and If your Purcell allow it. come Bneb, aDd come Offenbach wbeu you're out Chopin.” RUNAWAY HORSE OVERTURNS BUGGY BUT NO ONE INJURED. Miss Maggie Giles and Mlbs Bessie Thomas were out driving Mondar af ternoon when the horee became fright ened and beyond their control. In front of Mr. Joe Bailey’a the buggy j was overturned and the oceupante narrowly escaped being seriously hurt. JACKSON FAR IN THE REAR OF HER SISTEB MONTICELLO. On returning from Monticello Tom Singley J restated to a number of peo ple that he saw a Wampus, which was the only one in captivity, and that Monticello was the proud poss essor of the animal. We alway s doubted that any city was more entitled to fame than Jack son and so stated. So when we asked for a description of tlie animal, and received it, we promptly stated that Jackson bad one. But Tom asserts that the mark of pure breed is miss ing and white Jackson has a skunk she certainly has no wam| us. Juat as He Wat. A Richmond minister not long ago wno asked to perform a marriage cere mony by a young negro couple. As he had employed the groom for n year or two, he consented, knowing what pres tige would come to the couple by rea son of having been married by a white minister. At the appointed time the happy pair arrived, and the ceremony proceeded: “Do you take tills man for bettor or for worse?” the minister asked. For all her shyness the bride spoke up bravely. “No, sah: Ah dou’t." she said. “All’ll take him Jest like be Is. If he was ter get any better I's afraid he'd die. nn' if lie was ter get any wuss Ah’d kill him myself!”—Harper's Weekly. The Tramp’* One Request. The Irate housewife found the tramp stretched out iu her new hammock. “You miserable bubo,” she snapped, reaching for the sprinkling can. “you Just wait uutil my husbnud comes. Ho will bring you to your senses.” The tramp blew u puff of smoke at a butterfly. “Madam,” ho yawned, “will you do me one favor?” “What?” “Yes, a favor. Instead of bringing me to my senses, kindly request him to bring my senses to ine. I feel so tired.”—Chicago News. Oldest •emote of Paper. A contemporary *n?n that the earli est example la extstenco of the use of paper in Europe Is a letter, dated 1210 A. D., which le preserved at the Lon don ReooM office. It is from Ray mond, soa of the Duke of Nnrbonne, to King Henry 111., asking him to col lect 28 shillings for three shiploads of salt sold by R. de Cnr to David ds Lento, draper, of London.—London Pa per Making. . The advantage of artificial shade in the growing of tobacco and other crops consists of the conserving of the mois ture In the soil. DON’T FORGET IT! You will always find us with the best prices, with the best line of Groce ries, and the best place to do your trading. Why don’t you Trade with us and get your moneys worth. KINARD & CLARK 'PHONE 60; NUMBER 41 REV. AND MRS. WILLINGHAM LEAVE JACKSON THIS WEEK. I- . , | Rev. and Mrs. O. T. Willingham left this week. The people of Jackson. 1 fenerally regret that Mr. Willingham did not accept the call extended by the Baptist Church but wish him | unbounded sucoess in any field where ho labors. MR. SIM STEPHENS OF PEP PERTON KILLED BY TRAIN. Last Sunday moruiug toe body of Mr. Sim Stephens wao fooua near the depot with one side of his head terri bly lacerated. A jury was at once empanneied by judge Britt, Buttg Counties efficient coroner, and an In* quest held. The jury returned a ver dict to the effect that his death was caused by the train. Nineteen Hour Day*. "Our hours,” said a nature student, “are nothing to the birds'. Why, some birds work in the summer nineteen hours a day. Imlefntlgnbly they clear the crops of Insects. The thrush got® up at 2:30 every summer morning. Ha rolls up ills sleeves and fulls to work nt once. And lie never stops till 9:30 at ulght. A clean nineteen hours. During that time lie feeds his vora cious young 2mi times. The blackbird starts work at the same time us the thrush, but lie lays off curlier. Ills whistle blows at 7:."0. and during ids seventeen hour day in.* sets about 100 meals before ills kiddies. The tit mouse is up and about by 3 In the morning, and Ids stopping timo is !) at night. A fnHt worker, the titmouse I* said to food Ids young 417 meals— meals of caterpillar mainly—in the long, hard, hot day.”—Cincinnati in quirer. ij How a Dog Koeps Cool. Professor E. *L. Trouessnrt of the’ Paris Museum of Natural History, la n lecture on animal boat, remarked that the dog. whose resplrutlons In re pose number only twenty-five or thirty, per minute, may In running acquire ai rnto of respiration as high us 850 peE. minute. The effect of tills acceleration favors the dissipation of animal beat by evaporation from the pulmonary, vesicles. The dog perspires very little or not at all by the skin, pulmonary taking the plnco of cutaneous trans piration. It is this fact which enable*; the dog to pursue Its game so ion® and persistently. Animals of the cat! family, on the other hand, do not pos- 1 sess this peculiarity, and for that reason tigers, panthers and lions lie In wait for tbelr prey, but do not pur sue It over long distances. The bird possesses pulmonary transpiration In a very high degree. The beauties of the English language are again evident in the case of that western man who bad skipped wlttt the town funds and wan described as “six feet tall and flO/XX) short.”—Ex change. f The city council of Pine Bluff, Ark., bas rejected the municipal ownership scheme and bns renewed tbs contract! for lighting for five years.