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Going to a Dinner-Party# “Now, wc haven’t got much time to get ready, my dear,” suggested Mr. Spoopendyke, cheerily, “and I won’t be late at a dinner-party. I want you to fix up bo as to be the best-looking woman at the table. You can get ready in an hour, can’t you?” “I think I can,” replied Mrs. Spoopen tlyke, with a titter. “O yes, I can dress in that time, and I hope you won’t be disappointed in me,” and the little wo man began to take down her back hair. “You might get my shaving tackle for me,” said Mr. Spoopendyke, appro priating the only mirror. “And now I think of it,” he continued, after a pause, “my dress-coat needs a button. Sew it on, won’t you?” Mrs. Spoopendyke lugged out the coat, and hunted through a broken-down old bag after a button that would do. “Got that button sewed on yet?” in quired Mr. SjKjopendyko, lathering away comfortably. “In a minute, nay dear,” responded his wife. “Well, hurry up; I want you to put these studs and sleeve-buttons into my clean shirt.” Mrs. Spoopei lyko gradually got around to those olliees, and laid out the habiliment in readiness for her lord. “Did you take those stitches in my gloves?” inquired Mr. Spoopendyke. “O yes, certainly,” replied Mrs. Spoopendyke, going right to work at it. “Well, then, you can brush my vest and pantaloons, and by that time I’ll be ready to have you tie my cravat.” A few moments more found Mr. Spoo pendyko arrayed completely. “Gome, you ready?” lie demanded, having assured himself that his wife had not accomplished a single step toward her toilet. “Not quite, dear,” responded the lady, with one-half her hair in her mouth and the other half crackling under the brush. “What’s the matter with you?” he asked. “Didn’t you say you could get ready in an hour? Didn’t you hear me tell you when I came in that we only liad an hour to dress in? What have you been doing? Why can’t you go as you are ? You look well enough. ” “I was busy fixing your things,” faltered Mrs. Spoopendyke, “and .1 couldn’t do two things at once.” “O no! You can’t do anything at once. Why didn’t you have my things fixed this morning? Why don’t you keep house somehow? That dress you’ve got on is good enough. Why can’t you go in that dress? If you’ve got to put on all the frills you won’t be ready till next fall. Ain’t you most ready now? Think I’m going to stand around here like a jug of mineral water?” Mrs. Spoopendyke twisted up her hair and jammed in the pins. Then she put on lier liat and twitched it first to one side and then the other; put one hand up behind and shoved it forward, and then caught hold of it in front and pulled it down. “Well, if you’re ready, let’s start,” growled Mr. Spoopendyke. “You’ve been long enough for a telegraph wire, now. Come on.” “Oh! I haven’t got my dress on yet,” pleaded Mrs. Spoopendyke. “I’ll be through in a minute.” “Dod gast the dress!” ejaculated Mr. Spoopendyke. “Where’s my paper? Give me my paper and I’ll read for a month or two. You won’t be ready till spring. Wliere’s that paper?” “Take a book, dear,” recommended Mrs. Spoopendyke, blushing deeply and glancing around nervously. “I don’t want any measly book,” re torted Mr. Spoopendyke. ‘‘l want the morning paper. Find that paper the first thing you do, and then you get ready in four seconds. ” “I think you’ll find the paper behind —behind the book-case,” said Mrs. Spoopendyke, as red as a brick, and she hustled into her skirt, and began clawing at it behind in an effort to loop it up straight. “I’m almost ready,” she gig gled hysterically, as she drew on the waist and buttoned it up nervously. “I’ll be ready before you could turn the paper inside out,” and she snatched a ribbon from the drawer, tied it in a bow. He Wasn’t a Clergyman. There is more than one broker in Wall street whose general look might deceive a stranger into believing that he was a member of the cloth, but the particular broker we have in mind looks the pro fession more than any of his fellows. Business called him into Pennsylvania, and at the village tavern he was sup posed to be at least a bishop. He heard the boys talking about a horse race which was to come off in the after noon, and without asking any useless questions he picked up his cane and put iu an appearance at the proper time. Three horses were to start, and there was a crowd of fifty or sixty villagers and farmers at the track. By-and-by everything seemed ready for the start, but there was a hitch somewhere. Nearly an hour passed, and yet no one mounted the judges’ stand. The broker had held aloof from all, and was becoming im patient, when one of the crowd edged up to him and said: “ Waiting here to see any one in par ticular?” “O no.” “This isn’t a country fair, you know.” “No; I didn’t expect it was.” “ It’s a horse-race—a regular horse race. ” “ Yes, I understand.” The man returned to the crowd, held a short confab, and then approached the broker again and said: “ Say, stranger; I want to ask yon a question.” “Go ahead.” “ The boys have set yon down for a clergyman, and they hate to hurt vour feelings by starting* this rice. Would you take if kindly if I should ask you to step outside the fence?” “ I’d like to see myself stepping out!” exclaimed the broker. “ I came here to see the race, and I’ve waited a whole hour for the horses to start. Ring ’em right up, and, in case you are one judge short, I’ll see fair play for every starter. ” The boys followed his advice, but they haven’t got it all straight in their minds yet, and tjie broker is referred to as “that fallen clergyman from New York.”— Watt Street Daily News. There are 60,000 lunatics in the United States. House of Wurtemberg. The house of Wurtemberg, it is said, derives its name from the following le gend: “A poor burgher fell in love with the daughter of the Emperor of Austria, and as the young people saw no prospect of obtaining the imperial consent to the union, they fled together into Suabia, where they bought a small piece of land, and established an inn. It stood at the foot of a mountain, and its possessor therefore went by the name of ‘Wirt am Berg,’ or the ‘•Landlord at the Mountain. ’ One day the Emperor was traveling to Frankfort, and stopped on on his way at his daughter’s house with out recognizing her. She knew him directly, and persuaded her husband to make himself known to the Emperor, and to beg his forgiveness. Accordingly, taking their little son they fell at his feet entreating his pardon, which he willingly granted. Moreover, the Emperor cre ated his son-in-law a duke; but in mem ory of this occurrence he was to keep his name ‘Wirt am Berg,’ which snbse sequently became Wurtemberg.” [Atchinson Champion ] No Benefit. An Indiana newspaper thus writes: Mr. Geo. F. Helderle, of Peru, Ind., says that lie had suffered very much with rheumatism and used many remedies without benefit. He found the desired reli f in St. Jacobs Oil. Lace. I once saw in Paris a magnificent stage costume made by Mme. Judic. On the skirt was the loveliest tablier of rich lace I ever beheld. The dress was dis played on account of that lace; and that lace was worth, perhaps, 25f., for it was paper, wonderfully stamped, and repre sented chains of fuchsias, and looked just as much like a piece of real lace as a Paris diamond by night looks like an old mine gem. Parisian actresses wear that paper lace a great deal; it is tough, soft, and very effective. To wear a cost ly lot of lace, which may be ruined in a night, when $5 worth of lace paper looks as well, is considered the height of folly by intelligent foreigners.— London Theater . [Pottstown Daily Ledger.] A Michigan journal relates the follow ing: Amos James, Esq., proprietor of the Huron House, Port Huron, Mich., suffered so badly with rheumatism that he was unable to raise Iris arm for three months. Five bottles of St. Jacobs Oil cured him entirely. The Improved Method of Kissing. How to lass scientifically, and still ex tract all the pleasurable essence of a kiss, is at present a subject of extreme interest in social circles, where young people have nothing better to occupy their minds. The day when a young man could grab a girl around the neck and gobble a kiss in a rough but comfortable manner, is past. The time when he could circle her waist with one arm, get liis sliirt bosom full of hair oil, and pirouette liis lips over every square inch of her coun tenance, is no more. Science has pro claimed against it, and man shudders, but remains silent. The old style of kissing, which sounds like someone tearing the clap-boards off a smoke-house, is now considered bad taste, and consequently going out of fash ion; although the majority of the girls admit that science has cruelly destroyed all the comfort of a long-lingering, heart tlirilling kiss, and causes them to express no little regret at the change. The improved scientific method of kiss ing is to throw the right arm languidly around the fair one’s shoulder, tilt her chin up with the left hand until her nose is pointed at an angle of forty-five de grees—or rather until he has tne aspect resembling the bowsprit of a clipper built sloop—then stoop slowly and graze about her lips in a quiet, subdued sort of way, and tickle her nose with your mou stache until she cries’“Ouch!” This is scientific kissing; but there is no consola tion in it—nothing to make a man feel like a couple of galvanic batteries were galloping along his spinal column. It is fiat, luke-warm; it lacks substance, and, if not stale, is at least unprofitable. Two Organs. Regulate first the stomach, second the liver; especially the first, so as to perform their functions perfectly and you will remove at least nineteen twentieths of all the ills that mankind is heir to, in this or any other climate. Hop Bitiars is the only thing that will give perfectly healthy natural action to these two or gans.—Maine Farmer. The Pleasures of Business. No human mind is oontented without occupation. No human soul is satisfied without an aim or purpose in life. The greatest success in life consists not in the mere accumulation of riches, but in being able to acquire wealth with a dis position to apply it in such a manner that it shall be a comfort and blessing to others—not in the mere giving away of money, but in putting people in a way to labor and help themselves. There is no pleasure in oppression. There is no joy in grinding and exacting gold from the poor; but there is a great deal of genuine satisfaction in being able to offer steady and honorable employment to the many willing hands that have nothing to do. One of the greatest en joyments of the prosperous business man consists in being able to comfortably provide for the many employes in his house or manufactory. In doing this he is fulfilling his obligations to society; he becomes a useful and honored citi zen ; business to him is a real pleasure ; he enjoys his successes, when they are fairly won, because he feels that he de serves them. When a business man has the right kind of a purpose in life he enjoys his occupation, he feels a just and worthy pride in his prosperity, he is pleased with the respect and gratitude of those whom he directs and controls in the management of his affairs, and he feels that in benefiting himself he is center ing a favor upon others.— Criterion. A Body Does not always belong to an inebriate. Kid ney troubles will cause bloat, but Warner’s Safe Kidney and Liver Cure has never failed to remove it. When letters and papers come in late, as usual, people wonder how they ever did get along without the fast mail. Queer Remedies. At an inquest held at Bradwell, Bucks, on the body of a five-year-oii gill who died of hydrophobia, one of the witnesses deposed that two days after tlie child had been bitten, the buried dog was disin terred, its liver extracted and a piece of it, weighing about an ounce and a half, frizzled on a fork before the fire until it was dried up, and then given to the child, who ate it freely, but, nevertheless, died. Not an over-nice remedy, but hardly nastier than magpie-dust, which no less a personage than the Princess Bismarck apparently deems an infallibly specific for epilepsy; since, no longer ago than January last, the Resident of fho Eck enfoerden Schooting Club addressed the following circular to the members of that association: “Her highness, Princess Bismarck, wishes to receive, before the 18th inst., as many magpies as possible, from the burned remains of which an anti-epilep tic. powder may be manipulated. I per mit myself, therefore, high and well-born sir, to entreat that you will forthwith shoot as many magpies as you can in your preserves, and forward the same to the Chief Forester Lange, at Fradrichs ruh or hither, without paying for their carriage, down to the 18th of this month.” Sir Walter Scott’s piper, John Bruce, spent a whole Sunday, selecting twelve stones from twelve south-running strsams, with the purpose that his sick master might sleep upon them and become whole. Scott was not the man to hurt the honest fellow’s feelings by ridiculing the notion of sueli a remedy proving of avail; po he caused Bruce to be told that the recipe was infallible, but that it was absolutely necessary to success that the stones should be wrapped in the petticoat of a widow wlio had never wished to marry again; upon learning which the High lander renounced all hope of completing the charm. Lady Duff Gordon once gave an old Egyptian woman a powder wrapped in a fragment of the Saturday Review. She came again to assure her benefactress the charm was a wonderfully powerful one; for although she had not been able to wash off all the fine writing fiom the pa per, even that had done her a great deal of good. A sea captain, when one of his crew craved something for his stomach’s good, on consulting liis book found “No. 15” was the thing for the occasion. Unfor tunately there had been a run on that number, and the bottle was empty. Not caring to send the man away uncomforted, the skipper, remembering that eight and seven made fifteen, made up a dose from the bottles so numbered, which the sea man took with startling effects, never contemplated by himself or the cribbage loving captain,— Chambers' Journal. Mrs. Partington Says Don’t take any of the quack rostrums, as they are regimental to the human cis tern ; but put your trust in Hop Bitters, which will cure general dilapidation, costive habits and all comic diseases. They saved Isaac from a severe extract of tripod fever. They are the ne plus unum of medicines.—Boston Globe. Mr. O’Rafferty Is sitting in his room with his head tied up and his arm in a sling, when a little boy sticks his head in and asks, “Me fey tne? sint me to inquire how yer eye was coming on this morning.” “ Tell yer feyther to at tend a ward meeting himself, and call the Chairman a liar, and he will foind it all out widout askin’.” Old maids and old bachelors are so forlorn that constant drafts are made by them upon the sympathy of their friends, especially if rheumatism is added to their afflictions, but Coussen’s Lightning Lin iment cures rheumatism, lame back, sprains, bruises, etc. Price of sample bottle 25c. or 50c. for one of regular size. For sale by all druggists. The great publishing house of Har per & Brothers was founded by four young men, graduates from the printing press. Quality and efficacy considered, Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup is without exception the best Cough preparation in the market. Price 25 cents a bottle. Fob dyspepsia, indigestion, depression ot spirits aiid general debility in their various forms, also as a preventive against fever and ague and other intermittent fevers, the Ferro Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya Bark, made by Caswell, Hazard & Cos., New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic: and for pa tients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal. We do not often speak of any proprietary medicine, but from what we have read and heard of Allen’s Lung Balsam, we shall take the liberty of saying to those who are troubled with a Cold, Cough, or any Throat or Lung Af fection, that from the testimony afforded, we have such confidence in this article, that were we afflicted in that way, we would make a trial of its virtues. Beware of the fatal consequen ces of neglecting this timely warning. Now, before it is too late, use Allen’s Lung Balsam, which will cure the disease. Every druggist in the land sells it. DrBULL’S COUGH SYRUP ELEGANT JEWELRY CHEAP. To introduce our new styles and influence trade we make the following unparalleled offers fora short time: “ The Berlin Packet contains a gold plated watch chain, agate shawl pin, lady’s ele gant set jewelry, sea bean cuff buttons, coral neck lace, set of agate studs, gold plate band ring, collar button, key ring, pocket book, imitation silk handkerchief, pen, pencil, comic envelopes and visiting cards. All these mailed to you for 35c. in stamps: 4 packets for si.oo. The lot can be re tailed at from $2 to so-00. The Royal Casket contains onesuperb amethyst ring, elegant coral brouch set m box, fancy neck lace, coral sleeve buttons, engraved gold plate bracelets, rose scarf pin, gold plated lady 'sset, gold plate sleeve buttons, heavy gold plate studs, lovely cameo scarf pin, genuine Parisian diamond stud, Maltese cross with P. diamond ceuter, beautiful jet sleeve buttons, plated collar button, plated link watch chain, plain gold plate ring, uobbv cameo ring, Maltese ear-rings with P. diamond settings, gents’ full comb, amethyst set, ladv’s futl plated set with white stone settings, jet and cameo scarf pin, eng. gold plate sleeve buttons. Ttje whole of this magnificent collection sent secure by mail for sl. 2 for fl.7*for *3. This lot tn be retailed easily at from $> to flu. Address, N. Y. JEWELRY 00., Atlanta. Oft. Thb Atlanta Globe says: ** This company Is perfectly reliable, and the amount they give’for your money is astounding.” Animal Life Here and Hereafter. A lively writer propounds and answers a question thus: “Who says animals do not have a future existence? Look at the chicken, for instance, who dies and is cooked, but his feathers on a lady’s hat become a bird of paradise.” Aside from the humor of the foregoing, there comes a question; Why should man arrogate to himself the sole right to live hereafter, while all the animal kingdom is to be ut terly blotted out of existence? Animals have mind of a certain order, and many human ways, as exhibiting their love, hate, belligerency, fear, disgust, and tendencies to fun. That delicate and exquisitely organized little songster who sprung from the warm clime of the Cana ries, evinces intelligence of no mean or der, and it is one of the certainties that its fair owner, with her sympathetic na ture, does not believe in the annihilation of her pet. Human beings kill and de vour animals and generally think no more of them. Yet these animals have the same fear of death and the same love of life as man, and upon that very fear and love in man is based his hope of another life. It is now generally agreed that what has been called instinct in ani mals is mind, for many of them seem to reason from cause to effect in providing for themselves and their young, and pro tecting the lives of each from assault. Naturalists are beginning to have some new ideas of criminal existence, and some of them think that when the Creator en dows anything with aotive animal life He does not mean that it shall be utterly de stroyed. — Exchange. A Colored Beau Bruinmel. There was a ball the other night that was attended by the elite of the colored aristocracy of Galveston. .Tim Webster, who is of very light complexion, and rather proud of it, was there. He invit ed one of the colored ladies, who is blacker than the ace of spades, to dance, but she put on immense airs because he didn’t wear gloves, fearing he might soil her dress with his hands. “Look heah, Sukey,” said Jim, “ef yer didn’t wash yerself fore you corned here I don’t want to swing corners wid you, nohow. I don’t want to hab ter use a scrubbin’ brush on my bans ebery time I slings one ob dese black heifers around.” To be effectively honest a man must be honest at heart. Honesty that comes through a bell punch is full of holes. A 6000 FAMILY IMEDYi PURE [This engraving represents the Lungs in a healthy state. J What The Doctors Say! DR. FLETCHER, of Lexington, Mo.,says: “Irecoin, mend your ‘Balaam’ in preference to any other medi cine for coughs and colds.” Dn. A.C. JOHNSON, ofMt. Vernon, 111., writes of some wonderful cures of donaninptlou in his place by the use of “Allen’s Liiug Balsam.” DR. J. B. TURNER, Blountsville, Ala., a practicing physician of tweuty-five years, writes: ‘‘lt is the best preparation for Consumption in the world.” For all Diseases of the Throat, Langs and Pulmonary Organs, it will bs found a most excellent Kejperfy. AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL. IT CONTAINS NO OPIUM IN ANY FORM. J. N. HARRIS & CO., Proprietors, masnATi, o. FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. No Time Mhonld be Eost If ehe stomach, liver and bowels are affected, to adopt tlie sure remedy, Hostetter’s Stom ach Bitter*. Diseases of the organs named beget others far more serious, and a delay is therefore hazardous. Dyspepsia, liver com plaint, chills and fever, early rheumatic twinges, kidney weakness, bring serious bodily trouble if trifled with. Lose no time in using this effective, safe and long known medicine. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. SEEDS THAT SURPRISE! THE FARMERS’ =#)KANZA.” Maxixe, anew vegetable from S. A., differing frc*n anything ever grown here, delicious raw or cooked. ’ Seed sent by mail 20 cts. a paper. Soya Bean of Japan, half bean half pea, said by chem ists to be the richest human food known. Fine fodder plant, also. Seed. 15 cts. a paper. Cuban Queen Watermelon, just imported, largest variety ever grown in U. $., firm, luscious, crisp and sugary ; best to keep or ship, 25 cts. a paper of 20 seeds, 6 papers for (1. Very scarce. Log-of-Wood Muskmelon, largest known. 2 to3 feet long—fine quality, early and prolific, 15 cts. a paper. Climax Tomato, richest flavor, early, prolific, solid—un equaled in every way, 15 cts. a paper. White Egyp tian Corn (from the Nile), vields immensely in the South where other corn fails. Cnequaled for table or stock, 20 cts. a paper, 75 cts. a pound. Teosinte, one plant feedsa cow two days: 10 to 12 ft. high, 15cts. a naper. Cuzco Corn, grains 1 in. long, U In. broad. Seed will bring fabulous prices, 15 cts. a paper. All the above sent for ?1.3 of each for ?2. Address C. R. OILBURT A CO. Atlanta, (la. Reference: Hon. W. L. Calhoun, Mayor of Atlanta. MINN AMBER SUGAR CANE SEED"** Pcstaga pud. W. X. PORTXB, Kama, Mian, The funniest boy is the one who thinks he is a man. He wears a cane, smokes weak cigars, toys with the fob of his watch-chain and allows the barber to hone the feather edge of a razor on his face; but he can’t fool the girls worth a cent. Nothing short of a real must&ohe takes with them. —New Haven Register. No Preparation on earth equals St. Jacobs Oil as a safe, sitbk, simui e and cheap External Remedy. A trial entails but the comparatively trillingoutlav of fiOCents, ana every one suffering with pain tail have cheap and positive proot of its claims. pmEgxiONS IS ELEVEN LANGUAGES. SOLD BY ALL CSUBQISTS AMD DEALERS IN MEDICINE. A. VGGESLER & CO. Baltimore, Md., U. S. A. TXTMCT TnE GREAT VEGETABLE PAIN DESTROYER AND SPECIFIC FOR INFLAMMATION AND HEMORRHAGES. Rheumatism, Neuralgia. No other preparation has cured so many cases of these distressing complaints as the Extraei. Our Pias ter is invaluable in these diseases, Lumbago, Pains in Back or tide, dec. Our (50cents) foi use when removal of clothing is inconvenient, is a gnat help in relieving inflammatory cases. Hemorrhages. Lungs’, Stomach. Nose, or from any cause, is speedily controlled ana stopped. Our Nlsiajil H.vrilg:e*j (25 cents i and In halers (SI.00) are great aids in arresting Internal bleeding. Diphtheria ISore Throat Use the Extract promptly. It is a sure cure. De lay is dangerous. 0 + pp'ii The Extract is the onlv specific w’tCSE.CSf $ 88 for this disease. Cold in Head, &c. Our “Catarrh Carr,” specially prepared to meet serious cases, contains all the curative properties of the Extract; our Naani Syringe,invaluable for use in catarrhal affections, is simple and unexpensive Sores, Ulcers, Wounds, Sprains and Sruises ■ heal ing, cooling and cleansing. Use our Ointment in connection with the Extract; it will aid in healing, softening and in keeping out the air. Burns and Scalds. S and^ it is unrivaled, and should be kept in every family ready for use in case of accidents. A dressing of our Oiuimcnt will aid in healing and prevent scars. inflamed or Sore Eyes. It can be used without the slightest fear of harm, quickly allaying all inflammation and soreness with out pain. Earache, Toothache & OSf I*l A When the Extract is I {2l/U£tvSlv7i used according to direc tions, its effect is simply wonderful. DjjAe Blimt. mtleetliaic or Itchinjf. It is a livvli the greatest known remedy ; rapidlv cur ing when other medicines have failed. Pond’s Ex tract Medicated Paper for closet use, is a pre ventive against Chafing and Piles. Our Oiniuicut is of great service where the removal of clothing is in convenient. For Broken Breast and Sore Nipples. cleanly and effica cious.that mothers who have once used it will never be without it. Our Ointment is the best emollient that can be applied. Female Complalnts-XiS be called in for the majority of female diseases if the Extract be used. Full directions accompany each bottle. CACTION. Pond’s Extract words “Pond’a Extract” blown in the glass, and our picture trade-mark on surrounding buff wrapper. None other is genuine. Always insist on having Ton<F* Kxtracf. Take no other preparation. It is never sold in bulk or by measure. Price of Pond’s Extract, Toilet Arti cles and Specialties: POND’S EXTRACT SOe., 81.00 an<l 1.73 Toilet Cream .81 OO I Catarrli Cure 73 Dentifrice 30 Plaster L‘j Nnhc 25 ! Inlialer 1 OO Toilet Soap (30ks) 50 i Xaaai Syringe 25 Ointment 50 Jledicated Paper Prepared only by POND’S EXTRACT CO, NEW YORK and LONDON. For sale by all Druggists and Fancy Goods Dealers. Orders for $2 worth, carriage free, on receipt of $2 25. Orders for $5 worth, carriage free, on receipt of $5, if ad* dressed tc 18 Murray Street, New York. EUREKA PILE SALVE Rrheves oiHantly and cures thoroughly (in 2 to 4 days) External Piles. Sent for 25 or 50cents to any address. 4. RAFFmPEB6EB, Springfield, Ohio, (tb O f A AMONTH, , Wanted. I 175 best selling articles in th world Ham- V/ pie free. JA.Y BRONSON, Detroit, Mich. CELLULOID EYE-CLASBE6. N Representing the choicest selected Tortoise- Shell and Amber. The lightest, handsomest, end strongest known. Bold by Opticians and Made by SPENCER OPTICAL M F Q CO., 13 Maiden Lane, New York. HiiHisiSnl Dr. C. E- SHOEMAKER, th® w.ll-known hm. Df*e^. A m K Urg6on ' , Al ii lh v 0r “ and w rtt®r on the ab££ His smail book s®nt fr.®. H* Talk Of th® Ear and Ton by mail. CaUrrh * P r °P* tr®atm®nt ; pric® $3 : ®r N kiU.‘"’ Ko °** Will Dr. Bho®mak®r'a standing ffMPLOYMENT—Kffi'ViBr iSSSSL Also SALARY per mouth. All EXPENSES ■ I advuneed. WAUW promptly paid. SLOAN fi & Cos. 808 George ht. Cincinnati. O. 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