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The Man with the Umbrella. Why it is that the public do not look kindly upon a man carrying an umbrella in a hot day is si mystery to be solved, but the fact is they do not, and that not one man in a hundred has the moral courage to carry one. Yesterday, when an eminent and dignified citizen, coming back from his dinner, turned into Gris wold street with an umbrella over his head he was accosted with : “ Been raining down your way ?” “ No, sir ! ” "Going to?” “ No, sir ! ” “ Then you carry the umbrolla to keep the flies off? ” “ Yes, sir.” “Well, that’s a good plan, and all soft men ought to practice it. ” The next man had a grin on his face as he called out: “ What’s that for ? ” “ To keep the sun off.” “ What do you want to keep the sun of! for ? ” “ Might get sunHtruck.” “ Suppose you did ? ” “Suppose you mind your own busi ness, sir.” The next one presumed upon his long friendship to halt the man with the um brella and whisper : “ I'retty sharp in you, old fellow ; keep the edges toward your creditors and they can’t see you.” Other liieu told film that wearing a poultice on the head would dispense with the umbrella, and others said if he was afraid of liis ears being tanned lie should fasten a fan on each side of liis hat. Not one single man took him by the hand and encouraged him, and when he reached the postoffice he was so discouraged that ho lowered liis shade, and used it to punch the libs of a boy who had begun to sing : He’s a flat, ho’s a fel'or, And he lugs an old nndirolla. I. ruudpa. The grandpa iz a individual, aged Bumwliaro bet seen 50 and 100 years, of n promiskious temperament, and iz a common occurrence in all well regulated familys. Next to a heltliy mother-in law, they have more aktive bizne s on hand than euuy other party in the house hold. They are the standard authority on all leading topicks, and what they don’t kuo about things that took place sixty-five years ago, or will take place for the next sixty-five years to cum, iz a damage for euuy one to kno. Grandpas are not entirely useless, they are handy to hold babys, and feed the pigs, and are very smart at mending a broken broom handle, and sifting coal ashes, and are good at putting up the clothes line on washing days. I hav seen grand pas that could churn good, but i kon sider it a mighty mean trick to set an old follow ov eighty years to churning butter. I am a grandpa niisolf, but i won't churn butter for no concern, not if i understand myself. lam az solid oil this konkJusion az a graven image. I am w illing to rok baby all the time w hile the wimmiu folks are hileing sope, i am willing to kut rags, to work up into rag karpets, they can keep me hunting hens’ eggs wet days, or picking green cur rants, or i will even dip kandles, or kore apples for sass, or turn a grind stun, but, bi tlmmler, i won’t churn. 1 have ex amined miself ou this subject., and i will bet a jak knife, so long az he remains in biz right mind, Josh Billings won’t churn. Az a general thing grandpas are a set. of konsaited old phools who don’t seem to realize that what they kno thcmselfs iz tlio result of experience, and that younger people liav got to git thv ir kuolledge in the same way. Grand p is are poor help at bringing up chil dren, but they hav got precept, and kat ekistn enuff, but the young ones all seem to understand that grandpa minds them a heap more than they mind grandpa.— Jus/i Hillings. “ Don't Cross a Until You * Come to It," There was once a man and woman 'vljo planned to spend a day at a friend’s liouse, which was some miles distant from their own. So, one pleasant morn ing, they started out to make the visit; but they had not gone far before the woman remembered a bridge they had to cross which was very old and unsafe, and she began to worry about it. “ What shall we do about the bridge ?” she said to her husband. “ I shall never dare to go ovi" it, and we can’t cross the river any other way.” “ Oh,” said the man. “ 1 forgot that bridge; it’s a bad place. Suppose it should break through. We should be drowned.” “Or suppose you should step on a rotten plank and break your leg, what would become of me and the baby?” “I don’t know,” said the man, “ what would become of any of us, for I couldn’t work, and we should starve to death. ” So they went on wor rying till they got to the bridge, when lo and behold! since they had been there last anew bridge had been built, and they crossed over in safety, and found they might as well have saved them selves all their anxiety. Tender Love. A touching story of tender love comes to us from a town not many miles from this place, but which must be, imder the circurustancts, nameless. A beautiful young girl became engaged to a gallant Union officer. At the close of the war he went to California to seek his fortune. She ignored all adviinces from scores of suitors and patiently waited bis return, feeling coutidence in his keeping true to her. So the years passed, and even a few gray Inure began to show themselves among her brown tresses, while her friends no longer pitied, but ridiculed her for refusing all advances from other desirable sources. Lately her fidelity was rewarded. The lover of her girl hood has returned from California, bronzed, bearded and a millionaire, with a wife and twins. —Evening Wisconsin. A St. Louis phvsician says that the gum exuded from the linden produces a most deadly poison, known as “ liudo line.’' A cat inoculated with a needle dipped in “lindoline” died in eighteen seconds. The doctor thinks that a pin scratch touched with it would kill a man in less time than two minutes. It is au antidote for morphine poisoning, but must t>e largely diluted. It is from the linden that most of our wooden toothpicks are made. Thousands of families have had occasion to try the never failing qnalities of Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup, and they all unite in the praise of this wonderful prescription. Music-Pounding. I don’t like your chopped music, any way, says Oliver Wendell Holmes. That woman—she has more sense in her little finger than forty medical societies —Florence Nightengale—says that the music you pour out is good for the sick, but music you pound out isn’t. Not that exactly, but something like it. I have been to hear some music—pound ing. It was a young girl with as many white muslin flounces rouod her as the planet Saturn has rings, who did it. She gave the music-stool a twirl and fluffed down on it like a whirl of soap suds in a hand-basin. Then she worked her wrists and her hands, to limber ’em, I suppose, and spread out her fingers till they looked as though they would pretty much cover the key-board, from the growling end to the squeaky end. Then those hands of hers made a jump at the keys as if they were a couple of tigers coming down on a flock of black and white sheep, and the piano gave a great growl as if its tail had been trod on. Dead stop—so till you hear your hair growling. Then another jump and another howl, as if the piano had two tails, and you had trod on both of ’em at once, and then a grand clatter and a scramble, and strings of jumps, up and down, back and forth, one hand over the other, like a stampede of rats and mice, more than like anything I call music. I like to hear a woman sing, and I like to hear a fiddle sing, but the noises they hammer out of their wood and ivorv an vils—don’t talk to me, I know the differ ence between a bullfrog and a wood tlirush. The New York Clipper lately cited the case of Captain Jacob Schmidt, of Tomp kinsville, Staten Island, N. Y., who had been a great sufferer with rheumatism for many years. He used St. Jacobs Oil with splendid success. Touching Words. Respecting the removal of the Ute Indians, occurring some time ago, the Solid Muldoon , published on the fron tier, says : “Now, laying aside all animosity, we ask, is there to-day, upon the frontier, a human heart that does not throb with sympathy for those untutored beings ? Take the lesson home to yourself. Think of your being forced from scenes and possessions that are rendered near and dear by childhood’s liappy recollections. Think of having to leave forever those dear ones who are laid away to await the resurrection morn, and leaving them, with a knowledge that ere your foot prints have been obliterated by the dews of heaven, the plow of the pale face will have leveled the little mounds and completed the work of desolation. “Fellers, it’s rough.” Fjrom tho Atlantic (Ga.) Sunday Phon ograph : The editor of the Pikes County News has been cured of rheuma tism by St. Jocobs Oil. There is a class of peculiar people we sometimes observe at places of public resort who endeavor by various means to make themselves remarkably conspicu ous, it may be in dress, conversation, or general behavior. At a cattle show held iu one of our country towns a country bumpkin, who for some time had been disturbing the company with his loud remarks, at. last broke forth: “Prize cattle, indeed! Call these ’ere prize cattle ? Why they ain’t nothing to what our folks raised. You mayn’t think it, but my father raised the biggest calf of any mau round our parts.” “Oh,” ex claimed a bystander, “ we have no doubt of that.” “Don’t know half their Value.” They cured me of Ague, Biliousness and Kidney Complaint, as recommended. I had a half bottle left which I used for my •two little girls, who the doctors and neigh bors said could not be cured. I would have lost both of them one night if I had not given them Hop Bitters. They did them so much good I continued their use until they were cured. That is why I say that you do not know half the value of Hop Bitters and do not recommend them high enough.”—B., Rochester, N. Y. See other column. -. Amer ici n Rural Home. Wliat Some Women Could Do. There are women to-day in San Fran cisco, says the Chronicle of that city, subsisting on scanty crusts in blind al leys w ho could step into the empty man sions of our new millionaires and arrange the appointments of room after room of the entire house with an artistic sense and individuality of taste which would put to the blush the first upholsterer of the city. The day is not far distant when this will become a distinct calling for women. The originality of concep tion and design manifested by women wherever their artistic powers are al lowed a chance for development will lead to many new paths for industrious womanhood. A Wise Deacon. “Deacon Wilder, I want you to tell me how you kept yourself and family well the past season when all the rest of us have been sick so much, and have bad the doe tors visiting us so often?” “Bro. Taylor, the answer is very easy. I used Hop Bitters in time; kept my family well and saved the doctor bills. Three dol lars worth of it kept us well and able to work all the time. I’ll warrant it has cost you and the neighbors one to two hundred dol lars apiece to keep sick the same time.” “Deacon, I’ll nse your medicine hereafter.” One Way of Doing It. If we may believe the Railroad Ga zette, they have queer ways in Switzer land in regard to dividends. That journal remarks : If the method which the United States railways have adopted for paying dividends be objected to as entirely foreign to all cash methods for doing business, it really can not raise a sudden fear that the companies will soon exhaust their ability to pay. Pre ferred shareholders get their regular 3 per cent, in cash, but the holders of original shares are compensated in a much less commonplace manner. When the general meetings are annually held, it is calmly decreed that they be allowed to travel for three full days through the Cantons of Zurich, St. Gall and Grisons, at the expense of nobody except the roads, these free rides to be accepted as dividends. Much is made of this priv ilege by the helpless shareholders, for whole crowds of them turn out for the gratuitous excursions. Faith mutt be backed up by works. Bat# faith to try Kid uey-Wort and it wifi do the Work. The latest adulterant of Swiss cheese is made of potato starch and is now considerably used in France, where oleomargarine originated. As starch and oil belong to the class of non-nitro genous food, it is claimed the one may be substituted for the other without detriment to the nutritive clement of the cheese, or in any way affecting its di gestibility. Notice. From the 10th of October. 1881, to the Ist of July, 1882, genuine Rock Spring Water will be supplied to cus tomers by Ellis & Cos., of Bailey Springs, Ala., at the following rates: Ten gallons in anti-corrosive can.. $5.00 Same can refilled at 4.00 Five gallons in anti-corrosive can.. 3.25 Same can refilled at 2.50 Nine gallons in glass bottles 7.50 Reasonable freight and express rates •re given by all railroads. This water has been known for nearly fifty years as a sure cure for Dyspepsia, a sure cure for diseases of the Kidney and Bladder, a sure cure for all curable cases of Dropsy, a sure cure for Scrofulous cases of the Bones or Skin, and a certain de stroyer of the terrible thirst for intoxi eating drink that overcomes so many worthy resolutions. Deprive a drunk ard of his dram for three days and meanwhile give him plenty of Rock Spring Water, and he won’t want the whisky. Don’t you think ft’s worth trying? If you do, drop a postal to Ellis & Cos. It will cost only a cent. When you see a fruit-peeling on the sidewalk, push it off into the gutter ; it will not take long, and there is no tell ing but that the first person to be dis abled by it if it remains there may be a poor man who owes you money.—Phil adelphia News. To allay all troubles incident to change of !i!e, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has no equal. With the exception of Rufus Choate, Alexander H. Stephens is said to have written the longest sentence of any man in America. lKWftnmoa, dyspepsia, nervous proetr&uon and all forma of general debility relieved by taking Max Oman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing ita entire nutritious properties. It contains blood-mak ing, force-generating and life-sustaining prop erties; is invaluable In all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous pros tration. overwork, or acute disease, particularly If resulting from pulmonary complaints, Cas well, Hazard A Cos., proprietors, New York. A more glorious victory cannot be gained over another man than this, that when the injury began on his part, the kindness should begin on ours.— Tillotson, Don’t Ml* la the House. Ask Druggist* for 4< Bongh on Rats. H It dear* out rats, mica, roaches, files, bed-bogs 16c. RESfTTED FROM DEATH. William J. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass., says: “In the fall of 1576 I was taken with bi.kkt>in'G or thk lungs followed by a severe cough. T lost my appetite and flesh, and was confined to my In and. In 1577 I was ad mitted to the hospital. The doctors said I had a hole in my lung ns big as a half dollar. Atone time a report went around that I was dead. I gave up hone, hut a friend told me of HR. WILLIAM HALL’S BALSAM FOR THK LUNGS. Igot abottle, when, to my surprise, I commenced to feel better, nnd to-day I feel better than for three years past. I write this hoping every one af flicted with Pisessed Lungs will take I>R. WILLIAM HALL’S BALSAM, and be convinced that CONSUMP TION CAN BE CIJREP. I can positively say it has done more good than all the other medicines I hnve taken ince my sickness.” Garfield and Family, elegant engraving, IPx24. S*at for 24 (stamps). Slieehy A Cos., 33 Barclay St., N. Y. (This Kngrsrinj represents th. Long* in a healthy it.ee.) A STANDARD REMEDY IN MANY HOMES. For Concha, Cold*. Croup, Btron.i.ltl* and all ether affections ef the Throat and E.UNGS, it stands tin rivaled *nd utterly beyond all competition. IN CONSUMPTIVE CASES approaches so neat a specific that “ Ninetv-flve” per cent, are permanently cured, where the directions are ■trictly complied with. There is no chemical or other in gredients to harm the young or old. AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL. IT CONTAIN* NO OPIUM IN ANY FORM. J. N. HARRIS Sc, CO., Proprietors, CINCINNATI. ©. FOB SALE BY ALL DBUGGISTS. D.'BULL'S CM SYRUP L. . ' fcMlWe, Durable and Economical, " J? horsepower with kxsj'uei and water tfuiu Engine built, net fitted with an Automat e Cut-pi.. Send lor Illustrated Catalotue '"J," ior Inform-'.tiOD froee. g. W. Paths & Sou. Box pii), CongSß^Ai* The Illuminator. The existence of good feeling on the part of the Trench Nation I<>r thepeo £ \ WnffiL pie ofthis country is shown VIvWH by the presentation of a colossal bronze figure of IVWSwy Freedom holding aloft the torch of Liberty; Beauty, aft 1! \\ usefulness, is torn-* (17 3 ,\\ bined in this immense 8 h ‘ work of art, as the bright, Hti \\ blazing torch will serve If M a the purpose of a beacon * t | light in the harbor of New* k \ s York. There is another i1 ' 5 figure which will ehal gy-i'-l lt J N lenge larger praise and ad miration than even the great work above referred to. It is illustrated here* with, and represents the a sed ®ndvhXh Jacob, holding aloft in his baud w . liu i will guide aright all sailing upon trie sta < t 1 1 le, whoso waters abound with the shoals Slid dan gerous places of sickness and disease; *3 helight ft easts is designed to show that St. Jacobs Oil is the true and trusted means oi keeping the bod} on its proper course, and of casing and righting it should it be unfortunately east.upondheshoals of rheumatism of other painful ailments, thous ands of grateful ohes throughout the world have proved tTie value and felt the good oi this Great German Remedy, and are glad to recommend it to all needing the services of just such a remedy. In this connection Mr. John S. Briggs, a well known citizen of Omaha, Neb., told a newspaper man that he was terribly afflicted with an acute attack of rheumatism in his back. 'I he disease, which had been preying Upon him for years had drawn him out of shape, lie resorted to every remedy krtowti to but. found no rebel until he tried ST. Jacobs OiL, one bottle Of Which effected a complete and radical cure. Another case may justify reference : A VETERAN SEAMAN'S TROUBLE. Editor Inter-Ocean, Chicago, III: I send you this, feeling that the informal ion conveyed will be of material benefit to many of yotir readers, One of our oldest citizens, Captain C. YV. Boynton, the Government Light house keeper at tins point, is probably one of the oldest seamen in America, having ’sailed twenty-six years on salt water. After "this forty-six years’ service his eyesight failed him and‘he kept the Light at Chicago until the Government built, the Gross Point Light here, when he was transferred. While seated in my store this morning the Captain volunteered the following written statement: “ This is to Certify that I have been afflicted with rheumatism for twenty (20) years, both in my side find limbs. I am happy to say that, after using less than two bot tles of the St. Jacobs Oil, I am entirely free from pain, though still limping somewhat when walk ing, from long force ol habit. C. W. Boynton.” Referring to the foregoing tacts, I might allude to numerous similar eases that have come to my notice, but “a word to the wise is sufficient.” John Goebel, pharmacist, Evanston, 111 Afrit'S l)iminl*4ho<( Vigor [s reimbursed in great measure, to tliose troubled with weak kidneys, by a judicious use of Hostetter’s Stomach Hitters, which invigorates and stimulates without exciting the urinary organs. In conjunction with its influence upon them, it corrects acidity, improves appetite, and Is in every way con ducive to health and nerve repose. Another marked quality is its control over fever and ague, and its power of preventing it. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. mgr If you are a man aBeST If yotl are a Iflti v ye of business,weak-. HSHf man of let [ ened by the strain of Hew tors toiling over mid your duties avoid 1h night work, to res stimulants and use V tore brain nerve and Hop Bitters. B waste, use Hop B. ! If you are young and ■ suffering from any in discretion or dissipa ■ tion ; if you are mar ried or single, old or young, Buffering from poor health or languish ■ ing on ft bed of sick ness, rely on Hopfl BitterS. Whoever you are, fijpry. Thousands die m ! whenever you feel (M I nuallyfrom some that your system JIMLdJ form of Kidney needs cleansing, ton- disease that might ing or stimulating, IfflSfi 'S have been prevented without intoxicating, JaHliJl by a timely use of take Hop AULrv Hopßitters Bitters. 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