The Middle Georgia argus. (Indian Springs, Ga.) 18??-1893, December 08, 1881, Image 1
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W- F. SMITH, Publisher,
VOLUME IX,
NEWS GLEANINGS,
.Mississippi’s population lias incroa-od
• 100,000 in ten years.
•South Carolina’s cotton ctop will he
000,209 bales of 400 pounds each.
1 here are 3,019 prisoners in the Texas
penitentiary.
Ihe public debt of 'Tennessee is foil,
000,000.
There are 70,000 head of cattle and
• ••V* 0 bead of sheep in Mitchell county.
Georgia has forty cotton mills, nn<f
they pay from eight to tweniy-five per
cent, net on tlie money invested.
An eighteen pound sweet potato U
among the Georgia exhibits at the At
lanta Exposition,
A fig hush in Mobile,- Ala., is'credited
with producing annually 300 bushels of
wheat. * ’,!•* \
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Birmingham, Ala.', 'expect* two'hul-,
roads to center there within the next
three or four *yoars! *, ‘ ‘ *
The city council Vrf Knoxville, Tonn.,
has passed an ordinance preventing the
sale ol parlor or-otber explosive matches
within Qe corporate limits.
I lie Atlanta reprints an
old freight bill issued for the Georgia
mad forty-ond years ago. Dogs and ne-,
groes were charged $3 euoli.
Forty-eight application?? for divorce
were tiled at Chattanooga from .July 1
to November 1, and/Wnty 110 marriage
I iren. severe issued .
The citizens of Sparta, Ga., have not
paid any municipal' in* for over two
years. The rqfuil llqiyir licenses have
more than paid the expenses of the
town. ...
r l lie cotton crop of Alabama for the
present season, notwithstanding the
drouth and other disasters that beset it
during the year, will not fall more than
ten per cent, behinikthat of last year.
1 lie lamest block of unyrVle
out in Hawkins eounfy/'Temiosseq, con
tained 135 feet and weighed' 24,000
pounds and required t^veii tv-ionf horses'
to draw it. ~ -
A bale of cotton, was sold at Waynes
boro, Ga., H few day* that had 200
pounds of sand hi the cefiteV
of it. The negro who owned .it acknowl
edged the sand.
Three lengthy, angular women passed
through Rome. Giv, a few days since to
join the Mormons, They sniff the 'mis
sionary told them they could jtef hus
hands by going to U tah.
Eureka Springs, Ark., hy pf
the Governor, is now declared a city of
the first-class. Within two vears and
three months from the building of the
first cabin, it has become second in pop
ulation in the State.
It is occasionally a long time between
drinks in Texas. Local option is en
forced on the road between Benham and
t rooks, and for sixty the law
doesn’t allow the tiavetyr to wet his
lips. . * p
Opie Read’s “Uncle Jerry” philoso
phises: De ole time nigger is
away. When dese ole bonefc is laid
to rest in de narrow bed of eternal sleep,
my sons, wid dar young buckish ways
will be goin’ rulin' declaring dat <hir
fodder want nebber a slabo.
Chickasaw (Ark.) Messenger: On the
morning of the election we ate a* nice
biscuits, in which the cotton seed oil
was used, as we ever saw. and we here
and now declare we take no mote lard
in ours. The oil is cleaner, ana. cheaper
than lard, and has a better flavor.
John Greenwood, of Walker's Station,
Red River county, Texas, offers SI,OOO
reward for the return of a boy child
nineteen months old, white-haired, blue
eyed. with fair complexion,_ wluqli- was
taken from Shawnee Prairie, in that
county. The child had a very dim scar
on the back of the left hamhand a sear
on the left side, a few inches'be!ovr the
arm pit. *"* * ? 1 1 ‘ H
Jacksonville (Fla.) Union : Mr. David
l\val, of Nassau county, Fla., has gone
to the Atlanta Cotton Exposition. He
tHik along with him, just to show what
there is In Florida, what he calls hi
walking stick, which is ninety-five feet
long, is perfectly straight, hewn to an
eight square, and fifteen inches in diam
eter. He also took a cabbage palmetto
aalk, i-yxcy-one feet long to the leaves,
nnd with the leaves is sixty seven* feet
lonp; also, a pine Hag-pole eighty' feet
'"tig, a poplar Hag-pole sixty-one feet
'"tig. and a poplar stalk forty teet long
:,,J d thirty-two inches diamekw; eight
Devoted t(t todtfckial Inter-st, the Biffinon oi Troth, tho Establishment of Justice, and the Preservation of a Feople’s Givernmeut.
TOPICS OF THE DAY.
Astor’s campaign in New York cost
him 8200,000.
The temperance tidal wave is cruising
about in lowa.
The Government paid $40,000 for the
Yorktown celebration.
Smallpox is bo bad in Chicago that
an epidemic is feared.
Thirteen members of the next Legis
lature of Virginia will be colored men.
Eighty newspapers published in Ne
braska favor women suffrage.
The wife of Macl#,y, the millionaire,
rides in a carriage in Paris which cost
$30,000.
The word “grease” is no longer in de
mand. What is not butter is lard, and
vice versa.
The mines of Colorado yielded $23,-
000,000 last year $4,000,000 more than
the State of Galifornis,
A war lias been begun in Chicago on
retail grocery stores for selling beer by
tlie bucket to minors.
,
The Irish National Land League of
this country has sent $127,835 to Ireland
during the past three months.
Stationary wages, with an increased
cost of the necessaries of life, will have
a tendency to produce strikes.
'‘With malico aforethought” is what
riles Guiteau. He hi sane enough to
know that that sort of tiling won’t do.
The simpler the ceremony the more
fashionable the wedding. Dame Fashion
Vmiles on the poor at last.
—
Berlin lias a Sauer-Ivraut Exchange.
We thought tlie Germaus would eventu
ally corner that article.
Dakota Territory, anxious to be ad
mitted into the Union as a State, claims
a population of 150,000.
Tim Prince of "Wales was forty-two
years old the 9th of November, and he
hasn’t sowed all his -wild oats yet.
Seven comets have bobbed up severely
this year, still the old world rolls along
without a jar in the same old rut.
. Talmage says when a boy isn’t good
for anything they make a preacher of
him, and that is what ailes the ministry.
It is expected that this country and
Mexjca will be in direct telegraphic
eonimmiicrttiou with Peru and Brazil by
June next.
Including magazines and other peri
odicals. there arc 11,418 publications in
tlie United States. Of tins number 982
arc daily papers.
Weults. who attempted to blackmail
Jay Gould, is said to be respectably con
nected. That always seems to let the
criminal down easy like.
Senator Sherman wants a law by
which a creditor may persue a debtor
from one State to another. He can do
that now, if he so desires.
The White House so completely
torn upside down by carpenters and
plasters, that Arthur is beginning to de
spair of getting into it.
Jewish* refugees from Russia and Ger
many are flocking to America by the
hundreds. It is expected that 5,000 will
come here during the winter.
Gov. D. Long, o' Massachu
setts, accompanied his Thanksgiving
proclamation with an original hymn of
four stanzas, in common meter.
Blaine is worth $1,000,000, :Jid yet
his political ambition will not let him
jstop at that. “ 18S4 " looks just as big
to him as it does to any one else.
The Chicago Tariff Convention asked
for the abolition of the internal revenue,
and declared for “a wise protection sys
tem."’ This of itself is somewhat vague.
Go”. St. John, of Kansas, charges
the Brewers’ Congress at Chicago with
anuiotisiug the expenditure of an un
j limited amount of money to defeat the
! prohibitory law in Kausas.
Adelina Patti has condescended to
appear before the Cincinnati public in
tho oratorio of the Messiah, December
28. Beer and music in Cincinnati will
continue to go hand in band.
&XB&NQK things get into some foreign
INDIAN SPRINGS, GEORGIA.
newspapers. A Russian journal relates
to its reader, that President Arthur is an
Irishman who was driven from bis coun
try by England’s misrule.
——
'2 he State Auditor of Indiania has
bsen advised by Attorney General IbU
win to open a war on the Grave} aid.ln
surance Companies of other States who
have been operating in Indiana,
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So many boys in Baltimore have been
fatally injured through the handling of
the “ toy pistol ” that a city ordinneo
has been passed making it unlawful to
sell the article within the city limits.
The fact is recalled that Judge Folger,
the new Secretary of the Treasury, was
one of the nine men in the New York
Legislature in 1867 who voted in favor
of giving woman the ballot.
Lucy D. Fisk, relict of Jim Fisk,
writes a card to the New York Herald
in defense of the charity of Jay Gould.
She says ho has always responded to
her actual needs since the death of her
husband.
Guiteau may be insane, but at the
same time he is sane enough to know
that his life is in jeopardy, and there is
not a level-headed lawyer in the country
who has a keener appreciation of the in
sanity plea than he.
Cincinnati has figured largely in the
Atlanta Cotton Exposition. You see,
there is a railroad from Cincinnati to At
lanta, and it is fondly hoped that as a
line of transportation it will have abont
all it cau do in the future.
The newspapers published that Jessie
Baldwin, of Youngstown, Ohio, had a
quantity of gold in liis house. Thieves
went and blowed Baldwin’s safe open and
carried off his gold to the amount of
$30,000. This is additional evidence of
the value of newspaper advertising.
God had commissioned Welles to kill
Jay Gould, but Welles was willing the
Divine command should miscarry, pro
vided Gould would give him a pointer
on stocks. This is precisely a parallel
case to Guiteau’s, with the excep
tion that Guiteau was permitted to ex
ecute the command.^
Henry E. Abbey has engaged Patti for
thirty concerts at something over $4,000
a night. These concerts will be divided
up among the large cities of the conti
nent. The highest price of admission,
Abbey asserts, will be five dollars, with
a sliding scale dowmard.
Patriotism, in Ireland, takes some
curious turns. For instance, when a
farmer pays his rent, a lot of patriots go
and cut the tails off of one hundred of
his cattle, in the name of liberty. How
they propose to free Ireland with these
tails is more than we know.
If TnE w T ord of a crank is of any force,
God is appointing a great many people
in this country to go about killing their
fellow men. Hwo should get in the
habit of stringing cranks up as fast as
they pop to the surface, there would soon
be a cessation of Divine murderers.
Henry Ward Beecher being adver
tised to lecture before the Young Men’s
Hebrew Association, a correspondent of
the Jewish Messenger objects, because
Mr. Beecher once said that the “ancient
Jews hadn’t much moral sense and
.Jacob’s twelve sons were little better
than cutthroats/'
The New York Christian Union-peaks
in the highest terms of the devotion of
Edwin Booth to his wife, whose death
has just been recorded. “ Evil-minded
persons,” it says, “would be put to
shame if a statement of the character of
Mrs. Booth’s illness and the devotion
and tenderness of her husband, were
made public.” *
Beally we take compfcssrtou. on those
persons who put so much faith 1 n
Mother Shipton’s prophecy. Their con
fidence in prophets is sadly shattered
and they certainly feel bad over it.
Mother Shiptons trash, like herself, is
now dead, and it should be buried very
deep. Superstition has seen its best
day by all odds.
Because Colombier claims to have
written the Bernhardt book, Sarah
Bernhardt takes occasion to remark that
“if Colombier were a man she’d smash
her head.” Now then, wouldn’t it looks
just as angelical for Bernhardt to smash
a woman’s head as it would for her to
smash a man’s ? Let the smashing go
on.
Thu Protective Tariff Convention at
Chicago recommended that the Presi
dent appoint a commission “to revise
our revenue system, including our tariff
laws, in the interest of protection and
for needed revenue,” and passed a re so
Intion asking for the abolishment of in
ternal revenues, in other words, it has
asked for a revolution in the tariff sys
tem.
Mr. Price, Commissioner of Indian
at last shed a ray of light on
the vexatious Indian question. He says
we feed the White River murderers while
we compel the Uintachs to largely care
for themselves, and as a consequence of
this cause of treatment the Indians are
taught to believe that if they are to get
favors from the Government they must
refuse to work and commit depredations
against the Government. It does look
as if there was some truth in this state
ment.
While boring an artesian well in the
vicinity of Richmond and Carr streets,
Cincinnati, a stream or vein of gas, was
struck at a depth of eighty-three feet.
A “cap” was put on the pipe which had
been driven down, and rivited to confine
the gas, but the force of the gas burst
the cap off. A pipe forty feet in length
was then attached to the driven pipe to
convey the gas from the building, and to
test the quality of the article a match
was put to the gas as it escaped at the
end of the attached pipe, when it ignited
and a blaze shot out seven feet produc
ing light equal to 500 ordinary gas
burners. The phenomena is producing
considerable excitement.
Commandek Cheyne, of tho Royal
Navy, lias delivered a course of lectures
in Chickering Hall, New York, illustrat
ing how it is possible to reach the North
Pole by balloon. Cheyne was an officer
in three Franklin-search expeditions.
He desires to be accompanied by Lieu
tenant Schwatka. The idea is to go in
vessels in the spring, until travel by that
process becomes dangerous, and then to
continue in balloons, three in number,
each balloon carrying three men, a
sledge, Esquimaux dogs, provisions, and
instruments. The distance calculated
at 696 miles, can be made in eighteen to
twenty-four hours, at the rate of thirty
nine miles per hour.
Forced Marches.
In 1757 Frederick the Great marched
about 160 miles 20 days; and again, after
Rossbarh, a little greater distance in 15
days, but lost 300 men through exhaus
tion. In 1760, with 40,000 men and
1,000 wagons, lie accomplished about 80
miles in 5 days. The same year the
Austrian General Lasoy, with 15,000 men
“ knocked off” 180 miles in 10 days.
Prince Eugene, of Wurtemberg, to re
lieve Berlin, made a forced march on
the 4th of October, 1760, of 3G miles 1
day. This latter does not approach the
i'eat of the Sixth Corps—3s miles in 19
hours. It may be remembered by many
of those who served with the Army of
the Potomac that Bimey’s First (Red
Diamond) division of the Third Corps
had won for themselves the nickname
of “ Bimey’s Foot Cavalry,” and this
title was subsequently applied to the
Second Corps after the Third Corps was
combined with it. In regard to the
Third Corps, Army of the Potomac, the
writer feels that it deserves equal pre
eminence with the Third Corps of the
French Army under Napoleon in the
campaign of 1806. Of the latter organi
zation, Marshal Davoust said to Napol
eon during this, the Jena campaign,
when the Emperor expressed his ad
miration of its achievements and his
grief at its heavy losses, “Sire, the
soldiers of the Third Corps, will ever be
to you what the Tenth Legion was to
Caesar.” (Alison, ii., 457, 2). The ac
tivity of the Third and of the combined
Second-Third Corps rivaled that of
Oudinot’s Grenadier’s, in October, 1805,
when they actually outmarched cavalry,
accomplishing 12 leagues a day, and
contributed chiefly to the capture of
the Austrian Archduke Ferdinand’s col
umn, which had escaped from Ulm. In
the pursuit of the Sixth Corps kept up
with the cavalry on the 6th—so says Col.
Archabald Hopkins, Thirty-seventh
Massachusetts Volunteers, in his account
of (Little) Sailor’s Creek, 6th of April,
1865—and it is claimed that the Fifth
Corps had likewise equaled the speed of
the horsemen, prior to the concentration
at Jetersville, evening of the sth. Tue
infantry, both of the Army of the Poto
mac and of the Army of Northern Vir
ginia, justified Lieut-Gen. Baron Am
bert’s magnificent eulogy on the foot
soldiers, whom he styles “ the sinews of
an army.” Gen. Roche-Aymon says
that cavalry is to infantry what poetry
is to prose, and, he meant exactly what
these words express. It is not a bad
comparison, inasmuch as the world
might go on without poetry, while it
would be utterly impossible to get along
without prose. Moreover, good poetry
is very rare, whereas excellent prose is
not. Poetry, too, while all very fine, is
at best no more to real life than what
dessert is to a dinner.— The United
Service.
biambling.
Gambling in any form is, In the end
disastrous to the one who is not “ with
the bank.” No matter what its appar*
ent inducements may be. the loser is the
investor, the gainer the person who
holds out so many inducements to the
unwarv. ft is stated by those who have
made some kinds of calculations that, on
an average, the investor stands from one
chance in H ve 40 one in twenty of gain
jjjo- anything. It does not pay as a mon
etarv transaction; it is ruinous morally.
Give all games of chance a wide berth.
Falling Stars.
Astronomers divide meteors into sev
eral classes—aerial meteors, as winds,
tornadoes, etc.; aqueous meteors, as
fogs, rain, snow, hail, etc.; luminous
meteors, or those due to the action of
elements in the air, as rainbows, halos,
parhelias, milage's, etc.; electrical
meteors, as lightnings, auroras, etc.; and
igneous meteors as shooting or falling
stars, star-showers, bolides or fire-balls,
aerolites or meteorites, etc. In present
usage, says Professor New’ton, the term
meteor is generally limited to the last
group, or to the igneous meteors. The
meteorites are all evidently fragments,
not separate formations. They are, says
the same authority, in the heavens, to
some extent, at least, grouped in streams
along the orbits of known comets, and
hence have a common origin with them.
The continuity of these streams, the
double and multiple character of Biela's
and other comets, and the steady dimin
ution of comets in brilliancy of success
ive returns, seems to argue a continuous
breaking up of the comet into fragments
by some cause, probably by the sun’s
heat. This view is strenghened by the
fact that the meteoric irons and stones
bring with them carbonic acid, which is
known to form so prominent a part of
the comet’s tail. It is now universally
admitted that igneous meteors are caused
by small bodies which have been travel
ing about the sun in their orbits, but
now come into the earth’s atmosphere,
and, in general the shape of broken
fragments of stone. The outside is
usually covered with a thin black crust,
which is evidently due to a melting of
the surface in the atmosphere. There
have been found at various times and
places, loose iron masses that are as
sumed to be of meteoric origin, because
tin ir peculiar form, their peculiar chemi
cal composition, and their peculiar
crystaline structure are like those of the
iron masses that have been seen in sev
eral instances to come down from me
teors. Sliooting-stars are seen on any
clear, moonlight night; they leave be
hind, many of them, a bright cloud of
phosphorescent light ; the meteors and
their trains have various colors—white,
green, blue, yellow, scarlet, etc.; the
duration of the flight is generally less
than a second of time, but the brighter
ones may last several seconds. The me
teorites contain no elements, so far as we
know, which have not been found on the
earth, but these elements are com
pounded differently from any terrestrial
minerals; sometimes they reach the
earth, and again are consumed in their
mrse.—Chicago Inter Ocean.
An Ingenious Rascal.
The theater of Ofen (Buda-Pesth) was
the scene of his debut, though this was
made in a loge, not on the stage. It ap
peal s that a certain Hungarian countess,
well known for her riches and beauty
(the same spirited lady who seconded
her brother in a duel) graced with her
presence the performance at the Aresa,
or summer theater. On one of her fair
fingera my lady wore two splendid dia
mond rings, exactly like each other.
During an entr ’ acte there presented
himself in her-box a big fellow m gorge
ous livery—six feet of the finest flunkey
imaginable. Quoth he, in finest Hunga
rian : “My mistress, Princess P—, has
sent to your ladyship, to ask the loan of
one of your rings for five minutes. Her
highness has observed them from her
box opposite and is very anxious to have
one made after the pattern.” Without
an instant’s hesitation the countess
handed a ring to “Jeames,” who bowed
with respectful dignity and retired. The
performance over, the two great ladies
met on the staircase, and the countess
begged her friend to keep the ring at her
convenience. “What ring, my dear?”
Denouement! Tableau! The “pow
dered menial!” was no flunky at all,
but a thief, and the ring was gone. The
police were informed of the impudent
trick. Justice seemed to have over
taken the culprit in a very few strides,
for next morning the countess, while
still cn robe-de-chambre, received a let
ter informing her that the thief had been
caught and the ring found on his per
son. “Only,” added the note, “the
man stoutly denies the charge and de
clares the ring to be his own. To clear
up all doubt pray come at once to the
police station, or send the duplicate ring
by bearer.” To draw the second ring
from the finger and intrust it joyfully
to the messenger—a fine fellow in full
police uniform, together with a hand
some “tip,” for the glorious news, was
the work of a moment. Only when my
lady an hour later betook herself radiant
to the police-station to recover her jew
els, a slight mistake came to light.
“Well, my rings? I could not come to
myself the instant I got your letter.”
“ What letter, madam ?” Denouement!
Tableau No. 2 ! The thief had got them
both.— London Globe.
The remarkable discoveries of Jenner,
Pasteur, and others, showing that some
of the most fatal virulent diseases may
be rendered comparatively harmless by
inocculation with a weakened virus,
have led to the suggestion of the pos
tibility of combatting tuberculosis in
the same manner. It is now quite gen
erally believed that this disease, hue
smallpox, chicken cholera and anthrax,
is due to the very rapid increase of cer
tain minute organisms in the body, and
it seems reasonable to hope that inocu
lation with its weakened germs may
produce as favorable results as have
been achieved in the case of the other
maladies. This is an important prob
lem for science to solve.
A Colorado town is called Jamfuli.
Its motto is, “ Preserve us all,” and its
children are all saucy.
Hunky Ward Beechek says that God
keeps a list of rich men who cheat their
poor neighbors.
SUBSCRIPTION--II.SI.
NUMBER 15
HUMOBS OF THE DAT.
A good port-rait—ss a bottle.
Niagara Falls—and what’s to prevent
It?
Eli Perkins is rail mad, spelled back
wards.
Does it follow that a woman raises
thunder beeause she puts lightning in
her bread ?
If you want to get rich, mount a
mule, because when you are on a mule
you arc better off.
We should think that scarf pins would
get sea sick. They are so often on the
bosoms of such heavy swells.
Song of the Sioux Chief as lie leaves
the wigwam of liis Laughing Water :
“Oh, Sioux-aima, don’t you cry for
me.”
“Do you know who built the ark ?”
asked a Sunday-school teacher of a little
street Arab; and the little fellow’ re
plied: “Naw!”
Chicago has a violinist who plays with
his feet. But nobody but a resident of
Chicago would play with his feet. — New
York Telegram.
A poet who was fond of oysters—
Shelley. Ditto, ditto, ten pins—Bowles.
Do. do. soft-shells—Crabbe. Do. do.,
bottles—Suckling.
It is said that a girl who w’enrs No. 2
shoes and beautiful hose cau be seared
into believing almost every little bit of
wood or stone she sees is a mouse.—
Boston Post.
“A large part of our happiness,”
says Mr. Beecher, “is due to our mis
takes.” The printer who got bounced
for setting up “ infernal ” reception for
“informal ” reception may coincide with
Mr. Beecher, but we doubt it.
Did’st ever thou gaze on a lovely maid,
All glorious, radiant, fair,
And think as thou saw’st those rich red lips
Of the *■ unkissed kisses” there?
Because if thou did’st not, this is a
good time to begin’st. Steubenville
Herald.
Tom Hood’s most successful poem was
the “Song of the Shirt.” A great many
American poets don’t sing that sort of a
song, because the subject is in use seven
lays in the week, and it hasn’t time to
be sung about.— Steubenville Herald.
She wears finest diamonds and laces,
And is worth half a million, they say;
Her set socialistic emi rates
The fashion and wealth of the day;
Her face is a model of beauty
Her praises are sung o’er and o’er;
But what are her wealth and her booty,
When a foghorn can’t equal her snore?
- Detroit tree Press.
A woman may offer in excuse for her
red nose that she laces too tightly, but
what shall a man say ?— Exchange. O,
he can offer the same excuse. He also
gets too “ tightly ” by so-lacing himself.
—Norristown Herald.
Although the marriage of Miss Nellie
Grant to Mr. Sartoris, of England, was
criticised in this country at the time,
Neliie did well. Her husband has an
income of about .SIO,OOO and one baby a
year.— Kentucky State Journal.
A ballet dancer is not good for much
unless she learns her business in toe toe.
—Boston Courier. If her teacher knows
his business heel teach her to keep in
step.— Yawcob Strauss. Must she put
her whole sole into it? — Steubenville
Herald.
Hebe’s a positive fact that occurred in
one of the public schools in this city re
cently : A small boy was asked to name
some part of his own body. He thought
for a moment and then replid: “Bowels,
which are five in number—a, e, i, o, u,
and sometimes w and y.— Philadelphia
Bulletin.
“Was it the drum major brave?”
asked one soldier of another. “Of
course,” said the other ; “ how can I get
up the necessary excitement, if fife
nothing to stir me?” “Oh, well, a man
musket courage somehow,” said the first;
‘‘ I suppose most any one cannon occa
sion.” “Ye3, that is the general order,
and I’m a bayonet,” said the other :
“ though I wish I’d never be gun.”
On the Safe Side.
A Michigander who was riding along
the highway near Charleston, Virginia, a
few days ago, came across a negro who
was grubbing out a stump near the
meadow fence, and, after a few questions
about farm products, the Wolverine
asked:
“What do you get for taking that
stump out?”
“ Jist fifty cents,” was the reply.
“How long have you been working
at it?”
“Wall, nigh ’bout a week, I reckon.
“And how much longer will it take V
“Wall, I spects I could finish it to
morrer, but I reckon I won’t do it afore
Friday.”
“ Why ?”
“ Wail, heah am de plot. If I finish
it to-morrer an’ git my money I’ll be
bound to drap down to Hallton an’ bet
on a hoss-race an’ lose it all. Ef I wait
till Friday I kin hab de means ob gwine
inter de circus at Charlestown. I knows
my weakness, boss, an’ so I ze gwine to
sot heah anj dig a leetle an’ sleep a leetle,
an’ chop off de las’ root when I heah de
circus lio’ns blowin’ on top de red skule
house hill.”
The Medical Student.
No, sonny. When you read about a
; medical student walking the hospitals
you must not infer that he takes the
hospitals out walking so as to exercise
them. It means that he studies the
cases that are there. There are few
students who walk a hospital who don’t
believe that they could run one if they
had a chance. — Cincinnati Saturday
KiahL
Ida Lewis has saved two members of
a brass band from drowning. Ida’s
popularity is rapidly decreasing since
this rash act.