The Middle Georgia argus. (Indian Springs, Ga.) 18??-1893, April 06, 1882, Image 1
W. F. SMITH, Publisher.
VOLUME IX.
MOTHER'S BOTS.
Yes, I know then* are stains on my carpet,
- Th* h ' ace * oj muddy boots;
And I ms youi’ £tfj tapestry glowing,
And spotless vtife flowers and fruits.
And I know that my wails are disfigured
With prints of small fingers and hands;
And that your own household most truly
In immaculate purity stands.
And I know that my parlor is littered
With many old treasures and toys,
While your own is in daintiest order,
Unharmed by the presence of boys.
And I know that my room is invaded
Quite boldly all hours of the day;
TVhile you sit in yours unmolested
And dream the soft quiet away.
Yes, I know there are four little bedsides
Where I must stand watchful each night.
While you go out in your carriage,
And flash in your dresses so bright.
Now, t think I'm a neat little woman;
And I like my house orderly, too;
And Fat fond of all dainty belongings,
Yet would not change places with you.
No! keep your fair tome with its order,
Its freedom from bother and noise;
And keep your own fanciful leisure,
But give mo my lour splendid boys.
THE ECCENTRIC BA CIIELOR.
F was a living specimen of the
typical old bachelor, a personage more
often met with in the pages of fiction
than in real life ; lean and sharp visaged
of aspect, crusty and cynical of temper,
lie was, moreover, an avowed oddity;
one of the privileged class who, by vir
tue of this reputation, can do what oth
ers dare not without exciting surprise
or giving offense ; whose eccentricities
are met with a shrug of the Bhoulder
and the remark, “What else can you
expect of an oddity ITko me ?”
Ho was an unpopular man, receiving
scant sympathy; yet capable, neverthe
less, of kind and generous acts, per
formed on the condition that they were
to be kopt strictly secret and that ho
was never to bo thanked for them. Woo
betide the recipient of a favor to whom
it was brought home that he had men
tioned the same to any one, or extolled
the kindness of his benefactor 1 The
unlucky wight onco ‘detected in thus
giviug vent to liis gratitude had taker
the surest method of cutting himself off
from further help. He never got an
other chance.
Our old bachelor enjoying, as we have
said, tlio privileges of eccentricity, it
excited no surprise when, on one occa
sion, after an absence from home, he
w v ot.e to inform his servants—an old
couple who had lived with him for years
—that ho would be accompanied a
widow lady, who was likely to make a
long stay in his house, and for whom
apartments were to be got ready.
“And a pretty upset she’ll make!”
exclaimed the dismayed old housekeep
er. “A fussy, miudle-aged party, no
doubt, ordering and interfering and
wanting to have everything her own
way; which she won’t get, John, as
long as you and I can prevent her. She’ll
be a clevor madam if she gets her foot
inside of my store-room while there’s
locks and bolts to keep her out, I can
tell her 1”
“ Don’t you make so sure,” said John.
The old man could not resist now and
then teasing his helpmate as a little set
off against sundry naggings on the part
of that good old lady. “ Maybe it’s a
mistress of the house and of yourself
that’s coming to it. Them widders are
great at wheedling. It’s time, if the
master is ever to marry, that—”
“Ah, stop your croaking now 1” cried
Mrs. John. This dire suggestion was
too overpowering for her feelings.
The appointed day arrived, and when
the cab to the door, the two old
domestics, with very sour faces and their
backs very much up, went to receive
their master and his unwelcome gaest.
Their first glimpse of the latter showed
them that they might have spared their
fears and hostile intentions. Out from
the cab, befor* their astonished eyes,
sprang a girlish figure, whose bright,
happy face contrasted curiously with
her mourning garments.
“Mind the step, uncle !” (“Oh, his
niece, she is !”) she cried, tripping up
to the hall door. ** Don’t trouble,
please,” with a smile to the old house
keeper ; “ that bag is too heavy for you
to take ; I’ll carry it.”
And when the stranger came down to
breakfast next morning with a morsel of
a cap perched on the top of her golden
braids of hair (“not my idea of a wid
ow’s cap,” said the dame to her hus
band ; “ and would yon believe it, John,
away like a bird wliile she was
dressing!”) she looked absurdly young;
more like a girl in her teens than an ex
perienced, “settled” matron.
The advent of his pretty niece made
BonJfe change in the habits cf the old
gentleman. He had friends at dinner
more frequently than of yore ; and, in
ggg
to Industrial Intend;, the Diffusion ol Troth, the Establishment of Jnstiee, and the Preserratioo of a People’s Government
addition to the elderly fogies that formed
his usual society, younger guests were
invited, suited to the years of his visitor.
With great amusement her uncle ob
served the attraction her comeliness and
winning ways were for these. “ Swarm
ing round—like flies about a honey-pot!
Scenting, I dare say, a fat jointure.
All widows are supposed to be rich, and
iust because she is a widow, and for no
other reason, making up to her, the
fools ! This to himself with a cynical
chuckle. Aloud; “Nice little woman,
sir, that niece of mine. Plenty of
good looks, but hasn’t a sixpence— not
a sixpence to bless herself with.”
It was wonderful how the old house
was brightened up by the presence of
its blithe young inmate. But by no
one was its pleasant influence more felt
than by the domestics, who had vowed
such hostility before her arrival. The
old woman especially was devoted to
her ; loving her for her own sake as
well as for the kindly help and good
offices she was always receiving from
the deft and willing hands of the young
girl. In the store-room—that sacred
retreat which her foot was never to in
vade—the latter was to be found on
“ company days ” busy and happy as a
beo; with sleeves tucked half way up
her plump arms, her heavy crape skirts
stowed away under one of the old lady’s
capacious holland aprons, and lappets
pinned high over her head, while, laugh- <
ing merrily at the queer figure she
made of herself, she worked away at
the cakes and sweets, taking a world of
trouble off tho poor housekeeper’s
hands.
“And so thoughtful she is, and gay;
bless her,” liis wife would tell old John.
“She’ll come tripping up to me, and
‘Now', do as you’re bid,’ slieTl say play
fully, forcing me down into my big
chair. ‘Sit dow r n and rest, there’s an
old dear, and take your tea. I’m not
going to let you do a turn more.’ And
then she’ll work away, her tongue going
all the time as fast as her fingers; run
ning on aboufr her mother and her home,
her flow r ers and pets, dogs and birds,
and wdiat not, but never a word about
husband or married days. And if I
touch upon them, or ask a question,
she’ll get quite silent and strange-like in
a minute, and turn off the subject as if
it burned her. Perhaps for all she’s so
merry on the outside she’s fretting for
him that’s gone, and can’t a-bear to talk
of him.”
“ Nothing of the sort!” cried old John.
“Don’t you go to think such stuff. Slic’d
take a husband to-morrow; mark my
words. And it’s my opiifton there’s a
young gentleman comes to this house
that has a fairish chance. He’s desper
ate sweet upon her. I haven’t eyes in
my head for nothing, and I see plain
she doesn’t dislike him, or hold herself
up distant from him, as she does from
others.”
Old John was right. Matters were in
due time so satisfactorily settled between
the young couple that an appeal to the
uncle was deemed expedient. The old
gentleman received the announcement
with a half-pleased, half-satirical grim
ace.
“ Ha, I thought so!” he muttered.
“But are you aware, my friend, that
there is no money in the case? The lady
hasn't a sixpence, and—”
“I know it.” indignantly interrupted
the suitor. “ Toil have made that re
mark before. I want no fortune with
my wife, my own being my love—”
“Oh, spare your rapture, young sir.
Not so fast! Don’t be too sure of the
prize; for when you hear what I have
to tell you there may be perhaps a change
in your views. I have no time to go
into the matter now; come to-morrow
and hear what will surprise you ; ” and
the old gentleman went off, nodding
back —malevolently tho lover fancied—
over his shoulder, ar.d leaving the poor
fellow in a state of most uncomfortable
suspense and uncertainty.
What could this dark hint mean ? and
why was he not to make sure ? Could
it be possible there was any doubt, any
mys eery as to the demise of the beloved
one’s husband? He could not help
calling to mind her confused and singu
lar manner at times ; a certain want of
frankness ; an evident embarrassment at
any allusion to the past. The possibil
ity of an obstacle made the young man
realize, as he had not before done, how
deeply his affections were engaged. He
spent a miserable night, awaiting in vain
conjectures and sleepless anxiety the
tidings which the morrow might bring
forth.
In order to explain matters it will be
necessary to go back for some months
previous to the arrival of the young lady
at her uncle’s house, as well as to change
the scene from it to a country cottage in
a remote part of England—the home of
INDIAN SPRINGS, GEORGIA.
the widowed sister of the eccen trio bach
elor. In it we find him pacing up and
down the small drawing room and lis
tening to the querulous complaints that
its occupant, a confirmed invalid, is ut
tering from the sofa on which she lies.
1 1 think but little of my bodily suffer
ings,” she is saying; “they cannot now
last long. Every day I feel more plain
ly that the end is not far off, and my
doctor tells me the same. The distress
of mind that torments me is what is so
hard to bear. ”
“ And what may this be about, if I
might ask ? ”
“ The future of my child when I am
gone. All I have, as you know, dies
with me. She will be penniless, and
the thought of what is to become of her,
cast on the world without a home,
haunts me night and day. It is too
dreadful! ”
“A girl—and young—and not bad
looking. Where’s the fear? Somebody
’ll marry her. Men are such fools ! ”
The sick woman could not forbear a
smile.
“All, but there are no men, no fools
here ! In this remote corner we see no
one, and the poor child, taken up with
nursing me and tied to a sick-room, has
made no acquaintances. It is killing
me to see her young life sacrificed and
to think of the future.”
Tlie mother’s tears began to flow.
Her hearer, never very amiably in
clined toward the weaker sex, or at case
in its company, increased liis quarter
deck pacings in much discomfiture as
these symptoms of “ water-works turned
on ” became apparent. His hurried
steps soon subsided, however, to a
steady march np and down the little
drawing-room, while, with frowning
brow 7 and occasional chuckles, he seemed
to be concocting some scheme. After a
few minutes he came to a sudden halt
before tlie invalid’s sofa.
“Can tlie girl act ?” he asked abruptly.
“Act? How do you mean? I—”
“ Oh, you needn’t look frightened,
I’m not going to propose sending her to
the Gaiety or the Criterion.”
“Well, except in the little make
believe plays and dressings-up that chil
dren delight in—all children are, I think,
actors born. ” (“ Ay, and men and
women too,” growled the cynic^—“ex
cept that sort of thing she has never
seen or had any opportunity of acting.
Why do you ask ? ”
And in reply her brother unfolded the
plan he had been concocting—namely,
that his niece, laying aside her “frip
pery and her trinkets and other girl’s
nonsense,” was to put on the mourning
garb and act the part of a widow, in
W'iiicli assumed character she was to
come to stay with him in his London
home.
“ But I don’t understand”—
“And you’re not wanted to under
stand,” he snarled. “It’s my whim;
and it may be for the girl’s advantage,
If she’s willing, and can hold her tongue,
I’ll come back for her when she’s ready.
And I’ll pay for her outfit. Crape and
weepers! Ho, ho, ho! ”
When her first surprise at her uncle’s
strange proposition was over, the young
girl jumped eagerly at the prospect of a
change from the dull home she never
yet had left. She was young and
spirited; at an age when love of variety
and a longing to see the world and
plunge into its unknown delights are
natural. The playing the widow she
thought would be excellent fun. There
was a spice of adventure in it, and it
would be like the private theatricals and
acting charades she had read of and im
agined so pleasant. The old gentleman s
reason for wishing her to do so was a
puzzle; but then who could wonder at
anything he did t absurd oddity that he
was! Perhaps it wasjto avoid having to
provide a chaperon for her; he hated
ladies so, and elderly ones especially.
The result of the scheme we have
seen ; and the scheme itself was what its
originator proceeded to divulge to the
would-be husband when that individual
presented himself with considerable mis
giving and agitation on the appointed
morning.
“ As the lady has not turned out to be
what you took her for, is not, in fact, a
widow, perhaps the whole matter may
be off A disappointment, no doubt,”
wound up the uncle with one of his grim
chuckles; “ but ’twas only right to tell
you in time. Young man, if you can
pardon the deceit, take her.”
“ Well,” exclaimed the young mar> to
his fiancee, when all things were cleared
up and satisfactorily arranged, and the
engaged pair were talking over the queer
circumstance that brought them together,
“ I always knew your uncle was eccen
tric, but this surpasses anything I could
have imagined of him,”
HOW MM MARKED MIS PROMOTION
The chief clerk of a French merchant
received an invitation to a masked ball
at his employer’s, and was the envy of
his comrades. It was considered a mark
of very great favof, and was looked upon
as a sign that he would soon be offered
a place in the firm itself. Besolved to
do all he could to make the occasion a
success, he spent a good deal of time
and considerable money in devising and
making his masquerade costume, which,
after loug deliberation, he resolved
should be that of a monkey. Then he
spent a week learning a number of tricks
—grinning, clambering on the chimney,
springing over the bed, balancing him
self on the back of a chair. The evening
came. He rang the bell, hung his over
coat into the servant’s arms, and, with a
grin and chatter, turned a somersault
under the chandelier. The gentlemen
stood stupefied, the ladies screamed.
His mask prevented him from seeing
much, but the noise encouraged him to
bound over a sofa and throw down a
cabinet of old china. At this moment a
hand seized him, tore off his mask, and
the voice of his employer asked him
what he meant by his infernal conduct.
Before he could explain he was hustled
out of the house, learning by one glimpse
that the rest of the company were in
evening dress. The next day he was
sent for, and entered the office with
trembling knees. “ I had the pleasure
of a visit from you last evening, ” said
the gentleman. “Yes, sir—that is—l
—” “No excuses, ” said the other, ‘* no
excuses—l have raised your salary. I
noticed you were overlooked for promo
tion last year. Good morning; shut the
door after you.” “Well, I’ll be ,”
said the clerk, going out. His employer
had made an early investigation into the
matter, and found that the other clerks
had “ put up a job ” on the young man
by sending him a bogus invitation. His
employer made things even by promot
ing him over their heads.
Of the 441,043 immigrants who landed
at Castle Garden last year 152,431 gave
New York as their destination. Of
course a large part of this invading
army will encamp elsewhere as soon as
friends there or in other parts of the
country find a place and employment for
them in less crowded localities. But
the fraction left over will appreciably
swell the ranks of the beggars, rag-pick-,
ers, low criminals and
other objectionable classes. Eleven
thousand two hundred and seventy of
the new-comers went to Massachusetts,
45,116 to Pennsylvania. The vastly
more inviting State of Illinois received
but 54,461. Michigan got, according to
the announcements of intended destina
tion, 20,300; lowa, 16,475 ; Minnesota.
18,819; Wisconsin, 18,715; Missouri,
9,724; and Indiana, 6,131. To the
wheat States and Territories—Dakota,
Illinois, Indiana, lowa, Kansas, Michi
gan, Minnesota, Nebraska and Wiscon
sin—there were bound 148,274, or more
than one-third of the total arrivals at
New York. South Carolina got but 704;
Georgia, 828 ; Kentucky, 1,557; Louis
iana, 1,039 j North Carolina, 785; Miss
issippi, 572; the cotton States together
but 4*854 —an insignificant share.
The arrangements for the organiza
tion of anew line of fast steamers be
tween this country and Europe have so
far progressed that the scheme is now
looked upon as a certainty. The new
company propose to build at first three
ships, sailing weekly, and to increase
the number as business warrants. Ves
sels are promised which, in ordinarily
good weather, will make 500 miles a
day and accomplish the trip inside of
six days. They will save 270 miles of
water travel and all delays at the bar at
Liverpool and New York, beside the
delays of quarantine at the latter port.
It is proposed to build these vessels
somewhat after the model of the English
torpedo-boat—soo feet in length and
from fifty to fifty-two feet beam. As
they are to carry only express freight,
it is believed to* be possible to construct
them not only for greater speed but for
greater safely than the ordinary steam
ship, and to so construct their water
tight compartments that it will be next
to impossible to sink them. As there
will be the same weight above as below
the surface of the water, it is also be
lieved that the steamers will not rock
like ordinary ones. They will carry
passengers and express freight only,
A man at the Executive Mansion who
wanted to see the President wrote as
follows on his card as an inducement to
be let in : “My wife is a personal friend
of one of your groorntmen. ”
A ROMANCE IK TWO CHAPTERS .
Twelve years ago, after an American
named Wallace had got liis family and
“traps” aboard an ocean steamer at
Liverpool returning to this country, he
suddenly remembered that he had for
gotten to pay the nurse girl at the hotel.
As there remained two hours before sail
ing, he set out for tlie hotel. On his
way he'got into an altercation with a man
on the street, which ended by the Amer
ican’s knocking liim down. In revenge
he accused his assailant of trying to
pick his pockets, and had him arrested.
Wallace offered SI,OOO for his release in
order that he might take the steamer.
The police didn’t believe his story, and,
having had a telegraphic order from the
United States that morning to arrest a
counterfeiter, they thought he would
answer every purpose. He could not
identify himself, the hotel keeper say
ing that he knew nothing about him ex
cept that he went away from the hotel
without paying the nurse girl. He was
therefore sentenced and imprisoned for
two years. At the end of that time he
learned the rope-maker’s trade, and
earned enough to come home as an emi
grant. On reaching this side he could
find or hear nothing of his wife. He
set to work, however, and made a small
fortune, which he subsequently in
creased to a large one by means of a
mining speculation, that led liim finally
to Utah. At Salt Lake a friend, in
answer to his needs, conducted him to a
widow’s home, who was famous for the
excellence of the shirts she made. His
friend introduced him as a gentleman
who wanted some shirts made. Tho
woman gave a scream. It was his wife,
and the young girl in. tlxe room the baby
he last saw in the steamship. Her hus
band, failing to return on tho vessel, she
concluded that he intended deserting
her, and, having considerable money,
she made her way West, lost her money
in San Francisco gambling in stocks,
and was supporting herself in Salt Lake
by her needle.
THOMAS H, BENTON,
Thomas H. Benton was by far the
most striking figure in the Senate.
When he arose to speak, his form tow
ered head and shoulders above every
body else. When excited or enraged,
his large face, high cheek bones, heavy
eye-lashes capping his largo rolling
eyes, and his leonine rage were terrific.
His large head was covered with bushy
hair, not always tho most tidily ar
ranged. His stentorian voice and blunt
style of speaking gave him the air of a
dictatorial, domineering character. In
his old age he continued to work like a
Titan. At 76 years of age he kept on
revising his works and writing new ones;
and on his death-bed, when he could no
longer speak aloud, he dictated in faint
whispers to his amanuensis. The death
of his wife, four years before his own,
so affected him that thereafter he was
never known to go to any place of
amusement or festivity. In life’s even
ing he spent years in writing the great
work of his life, “Thirty Years in tho
United States Senate.” When it was
nearly ready for the press, an accidental
fire destroyed his manuscript. His great
force of wiil led him to rewrito it. In
feeble age he toiled on, and shortly be
fore bis death he finished the great and
crowning work of his toilsome life. He
was of robust health, like Cass, doubt
less owing to his temperate habits. He
used to say that, when a boy, he prom
ised his mother that he would never
indulge in the use of strong drink or
tobacco, and that he had literally kept
his promise life.
HOW TO DISTINGUISH SMALL-FOX
A New York surgeon says that
“whenever you see pimples depressed
in the center you may take that as a sign
of small-pox. Small-pox pustules ap
pear first on the face, then on the nock
and hands, and afterward on the body.
At first they are the size and have the
solidity of small shot, but a layman
would not be able to judge of them un
til on and after the fourth day, when
they become depressed in the center and
surrounded by a circle of pink that turns
a dark crimson. These pimples are
often so thick that they run together.
There is an odor accompanying the disease
that, once noticed, cannot be forgotten.
A Brooklyn girl of 18 died the other
day from the effects of having her ears
pierced. A few days before Christmas
she was told that she was going to have
a pair of ear-rings for a present, and, in
order that she might wear them on tfte
holiday, she immediately had her ears
pierced by her brother-in-law. Unfort
unately she caught cold, erysipelas set
in, which was followed by meningitis,
and after lingering about a week ohe
died.
SUBSCRIPTION — SI.SO.
NUMBER 31.
TLEASANTRIX*
Shocking disaster—An earthquake.
Ghosts must come from gnome man’a
land.
Smelling salts—Sailors trying to dis
cover a place where whisky is sold.
The Arabic for eat is “git,” That
ought to be the English of it, too—
Git too?
Personal— John, come back; all is
forgiven ! Pa kicked the wrong man.
He did not know it was you. Stella.
Some one who has been there remarks
that a young author lives in an attio
because one is rarely able to live on his
first story.
The reason that a baggageman re
cently hurled himself from a fourth
story window was that he was insane,
and thought he was a trunk.
“ What makes you look so deathly
sick, Tommy?” “Well, the fao’ ’f the
matter is, I’ve been taking my first
chew, and I am only an amachewer.” •
A Dublin newspaper contained the
following: “I hereby warn all persons
from trusting my wife, Ellen Flanagan,
on my account, as I am not married to
ter.”.
“No,” said the cashier, “I didn’t
need the money. I wasn’t speculating.
I liaa no necessity for stealing it. But,
hang it! I didn’t want to be called eo
centric.”
Not too funny; “Dwo vas sohoost
enough, budt dree vas too blendty,” re
marked Hans, when his best girl asked
him to take her mother along with then
to a dance.
Niagara falls is so brilliantly illum
inated by tlie eleetrio light every even
ing that, after paying the haokman, yon
call easily see whether there is anything
left in your pocket.
It is rather unpleasant to hear a pub
lic speaker remark, “My friends-ur, I
wish to say a few words-ur on this occa
sion-ur,” etc.; but then we must remem
ber that to ur is human.
An Eastern man started a gergeous
“ billiard parlor” out West, but neglect
ing a liberal supply of spittoons it was
said liis establishment did not come up
to the public expectoration.
The New Haven Register gives the
following excellent directions as to how
to tell a good onion ; “Hire your best
girl to eat it raw, and then call upon
her. If the onion is good your stay will
be short.”
It is feared that the enormous manu
facture of wooden toothpicks is utterly
destroying the forests of America; but,
then, the young man who spends all his
salary for good clothes must have some
thing to eat.
A French writer remarks, “if a lady
says to you, * I can never love you,’
wait a little longer ; all hope is not lost.
But if she says, * ‘No one has more sin
cere wishes for your happiness than I,*
take your hat.”
A South American plant has been
found that cures bashfulness. It should
be promptly tried on the man who
leaves the hotel by the back wirfQow be
cause he is too diffident to say good-by
to the cashier and clerk.
A-Farmer living not many miles from
Toledo has the following warning con
spicuously posted on his premises: “If
any man or woman’s cows or oxen gits
in this here oats, his or her tail will be
cut off, as the case may be.”
An aged negro was one day showing
the scars of the wounds inflicted by the
lash when he was a slave. “What a
picture I ” exclaimed a sympathizing
looker-on. “ Yes,” responded the col
ored brother, “ dat’s de work ob one ob
de old masters.”
“The Bible says, *Love your neigh
bor as yourself,’ ” the parson remarked;
'* but, of course, we must not take this
literally. If you manage to love your
neighbor one-hundredth part as muoh
its you do yourselves, many of you, it
will be all that can be reasonably expect
ed of you,”
Commissioner of Pensions Dudley
thinks the payment of pensions to In
dians should be made in silver dollars.
Such pensions are paid to the Cherokees,
Creeks and Seminoles, and have hereto
fore been paid by means of checks,
which were subjected to heavy discount.
Gen. Grant and U. S. Grant, Jr.,
each paid SI,OOO for a pew at the auc
tion sale of the pews in Dr. Newman’s
new churdh in New York.
Thebe are within a few miles of Los
Angeles, Cal., 256,135 bearing orange
feces.