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VOLUME XXI.
M V. MCKIBBKN. A. W. I AXE.
McKibben & Lane
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
• Jackson Ga.
iucieh l m, clmTcjm.
Athens, Ga. lackson^G**.
RAY&RAY,
ATTORN EYS.
Negotiate loans onjeal estate lower than
any Loan Broker -in Georgia.
Superior advantages in collecting claims
iD the South.
Practice in all Courts, both Federal and
State: Also Supreme Court of U. 8. A. by
special contract.
WEIGHT & BECK,
Attorneys at Law.
(OFFICE Tiff COURT HOLBE.)
FAOSBON’, -
M. M. MILLS,
•tunstUor A Attorney at Law.
Will pnctl 1b all the courts. Monet
tMkood <*o r at ootate at low rate of inter*
t- Loom Itoie graated with small pay
yt>. Meooy obtained at onoe without
(omens u oowht bootr.)
l)r. 0. H. Cantrell,
DENTIST.
JACKSON, - - GEORGIA.
Up stairs ©rer i, W. Bun’s Rock
Corner.
J. W. LEE, M. D.
JACK*ON, QA.
Witt practioe medicine in its rarious
hswaches.
Ofloe at J. W. Lee & Son’s drug store.
Roaideaee first house west of Mrs.
Brady'a.
I)R. T. K. THARPE.
DE STIST.
FLO VILLA --- - GEORGIA.
Crown and bridge work and all the la
test methods of dentistry, Teeth ex
raeted without pain. Prict s moderate.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Feb 14 93 ly.
HOTELS.
STOP AT THE
Morrison House.
EVERY LHI±S G NEW AND FIRST
CLASS.
CoßTenUntlj Located,
Free Sack to
C. R. GRESHAM, Proprietor.
Wilkinson House.
Fir-t Glass in Every Particular.
T%< ouly brkk hotel between Atlanta
•ad M’.ooa.
Oonreaieat to alt business.
Mbs. A. S. Wilkihsoh, Prop.
MONEY TO LOAN.
VYe are prepared to negotiate loans for
j amount ou real estate on the most
avorable terms. Call on us and investi
asle before borrowing elsewhere. Office
n the court house.
L\nx >-i & Mills.
ETHERIDGE & KINARD.
FIRE INSURANCE AGENTS.
Bisk taken on all classes of Insur
ance.
We insure Cotton, Cotton Gins Saw
mills, Country Stores, Dwellings,
Barns &c. We represent soitic of the
jand oldest companies in the Uni
d Sates.
21st Annaal Announcement
or THE
North GeorsiaAfricßltnraJ Colley
AT DAHLONEGA.
A branch of the State University
Spring Term begins First Monday in Feb
ruary. Fall Term begins First
Monday in September.
B at echoed in the sonth, for atndents with
limited means. The military training ii
thorough, be ng under a U. & Army officer,
detail® 1 by the Secretary of War.
BOTH SEXES n ATI EQUAL ADVAN
TAGES.
Bind, n a are prepared and licensed to teach
in the public schools, by act of the legislature.
Lectures, on Agriculture and the Sciences
by distinguished educators and scholars.
9e>t health the eiimste is unsurpassed.
Altitude ÜB7 feet.
Be -.'O y*.o p.M*mouth and upwards. U—tug
at lerer r<aie.
£acu eeaator aod re 'reeentatiTe of the state
satitied iud .c ppoint one pupil
bit diiwiot yr cc*:j\ty, vithout paying
tea, txug Vis Uim.
Vor ©s.Wdog c-r iuioiujatfcjte. address Score- j
or Treasurer. Socu’d e? Trustees.
f .•, - -igar |
mmk (Stanrgia Urging.
LOCAL BRIEFS.
The churches were well attended last
Sunday.
Jackson Minnow club has already
takeu the fishing fever and are cen
tering with eachother as to where
tlmy will go on their annual outing
excursion in May.
The Mayor fined Asburry Haw
thorne, colored, five dollars and cost,
or ten days in the guard house. It is
said thai lie is likely to be indicted
before the grand jury for wife-beat
iug. llss wife has become frightened
and left llie city.
I)r 11. C. Morrison will pleach at
the Metbodest church next Sunday at
eleven o'clock and Sunday night. He
is a gentleman of recognized ability,
and those who fail to hear him will
do themselves an injustice, and miss
hearing some preaching thev can not
afford to miss.
‘ Orange makes hand
some, happy women, because it,
makes healthy hy all
druggists.
The force at work on the Macon
and Indian Spring railroad is now
laying track or, Arch street. If the
weather continues tavorable it will
be only u question of a very shoit
time before the entire roadbed will
be completed and the handsome
cars now at the tarsi ed wilLbe
running.— Macon Telegraph.
Can’t be beaten ! Mr. J. G. Wittig
Blue Mound, Ills , Writes : ‘ I have
used Salvation Oil with wonderful
success for inflammatory rheuma
tism in my foot. It cannot be
beat”
Whitaker & Childs had tlieirsafe
blown opeii last Saturday night by
robbers and one hundred and fitly
dollars stolen from them, besides some
goods were stolen and the house set
afire. Every one keeping money on
their person or in their homes are
risking their lives by so doing. Keep
your money deposited in the Jackson
Bank, where robbers esu not
bteak through and steal. No charge
is made and it is just as safe as if in
the bank of England, ami much safer
than in your keepiug.
Every one gives it the highest praise.
11. Grade!, Druggist, Walnut and Alli
son Bts., CiuciuuuUi, O , says this of
his trade: “I sell my share ©t Dr.
Bull’s Cough Syrup and uiy customers
that have used this preparation speak
of it in the highest terms.”
Don’t wait until you are robbed to
learn that it is safest and wisest to
keep a bank account. Don’t keep
money locked up in trunks and hid in
old stockings and ordinary iron safer.
The steel burglar proof time lock safe,
in the Jackson Banking Co’s, vault is
absolutely impenetrable.
Our colored Methodise brethren
have recently greatly improved their
chucrh lot. They have tarn down
the old church building which has
been used as a school house for sever
al years, and built a neat and com
fortable parsonage, and have changed
the old parsonage into a school room.
This is improvement in the right di
rection and it adds much to the ap
pearance of things ou their lot.
The old reliable Butts and Eu
taw acid and Jackson High
Grade fertilizers.
Alrnand, Moon & Cos.
POSiTIONS GUAAL4NTE fi'D.
By The Georgia Business College of Ma
con, Georgia
7he edaDiished reputation
gia business College, which ranks al
other southern institutions, enables it to do
what no other is doing, viz: Guarantee a
position to every person of average ability
and good moiai character, who completes
its prescribed course.
Many Text Book clleges are studiously
to conceal their lack of merit and
influence, by hinting that no repu able in
stiution will guarantee positions. Yet.
this celebrated college, which teaches real
business by purely practical methods, no
only boldly gives this gu irantee, but si
making it good in every instance.
It had fifty students from a dozen states
North aud Sou.h, to enter last month; aud
in addition to placing every graduate, has
now on hand numerous unfilled applica
tsoin from the best professional and mer
cantile firms for book-keepers and stenog
rai hers, at salaries of $600.00 to $1500.00
per annum.
Eviy young lady and gentleman, de
siring to become independent, should
write for full particulars, to
WtATt & A/abtix,
Macon, Ga.
JACKSON, GA., FRIDAY, MARCH 3, 1893.
IT DOES MOVE FOR ALL THAT.
A Speech Delivered By Capt. H. B.
Carmichael at Dahlonega Ga.
Just two and a half centuries ago
there took place in the once illus
trous capital of the Roman Empire,
n very remarkable trial. At the bar
of that cruel tribunal of fanaticism,
stood a man with lock? already fros
ted by the snows seventy winters but
with mental capacities still unweak
cned. Galileo, one of the most
learned men ever known, had been
arr igned to answer the awful
charge ot heresy because he had
publicly announced that the sun
does not move atound the world but
that the reverse is trite. The trial
after much deliberation, and osten
tatious formality resulted in his
condemnation. One part of *the
penally was that Galileo kneeling
and placing hi3 hands on the Holy
Jsble should declare that the earth
does not revolve about the sun,
Yet with his unconvinced but cow
ardly yeilding to the impulses of
fear, he went through with theter*
emonv of renouncing his theory.
But as he was rising from his knees
be is reported to have said: “It
does more for all that.,’* He may
not have said it, hut the sentence
has become proverbial, the protest
of rights against might— the watch
word ol inquiry into truth.
Let us illustrate it in some of its
aspect: A state of motion is the
warmed condition of the atmosphere
of animate and inanimate creation.
Flow fully does the modern astron
omer as he sweeps the starry heav
ens with his powerful telescope and
systems revolving in inexnressable
grandeur and beautv in theirqaeyer
ending paths. that motion is
the prevai' v’ g of celestial
bodies. We l a„ a otiserver
beholding a valley nestling among
the hills with a silver stream wind
ing through the snow clad moun
tains that serene and magestic tow
er heavenward, and bathe their
brow in the blue ether above are
sublime. The emerald hue of .th
flowing river, the roar of the plung
ing water, the mist rising in fleecy
clouds toward the zenith, the rain
bow's arch quivering in the rising
mist, and crowning the scene with
a diadem of colors that both thrill
and awe his soul He further no
tices in the works of nature, and
art the morning sunlight kissing
the cheeks of dew-gemmed flowers.
The evening twilight that like a sil
ver clasp links the day and dark
ness, the rising sun, the star of eve
thatglitters like a diamond upon the
brow of night, and the broad ex
panse of old ocean, as it blends with
the sky and vanishes in the distance.
Be folds his arms, regimes, and af
firms that beyond a doubt „it moves
for all that.” Again we we find
the law or motion suprenxe in our
world. Scientists of today tell us
that there are sixty <sdd primitive
elements, and that atoms of these
combined in different j roportions
form every substance.
More than an atom which today
may assist in forming a beautiful
flower, or a tremrding leaf, may to
morrow give strength to the black
smith or blushes to the cosy maid
ens ros‘ cheeks, On, on till the end
of time will every atom combine its
motion. Passing from inanimate to
an mate nature, we find that perpet
ual motion is not only the law, but
it is absolutely necessary to good
health, or long continued existence.
I'pon a close examination of ani
mate life, we find that every mem
oer of the animal kingdom is placed
ii tiiis world in an embryo state as
it were, and that motion is much an
inexorable condition of even an av
erage developement. It is only
from action that muscles strength
ens and the bones harden. So too
trorn the world of mind eventually
is activity and movement the law.
The mind never, never developes
unless its natural power-i are close
ly and continually exercised. But
with the proper trainiug ho v trium.
phantly it does expand. See how
it i brills the world with its elegance.
Revolutionize the dominions of art
by some grand discovery, or like
the conquerer, Napolean, shake the
foundation of ©very throne. In the
movement and activity of mind, the
mos* important and interesting of
all activities to man is what start
ling and wonderfol explorations
have been made into the field of
knowledge. When unchecked and
unobstructed, this movement seems
like the movement of material
bodies steadily onward. Here too
stagnation is death. Such a period
of stagnation and death makes the
transition between the progress of
the old world, and modern advance
ment. That period of eclipse which
hold the world for centuries in the
gloom of destruction, But look.
This thousand years of night is be
ginning lo pass away, and the first
faint alimerings of the light of mod
ern light of civilization, refinement
and religion are sun penciling the
over arching skies with lines of glo
rious hope, and p; cruise. Go stand
with me on Himalayas’ highest Deek,
and see the uprieing of this life giv
ing sun. Now the faint edge of
this glorious disc can first be seen,
anc* its light is given to those blaj k
clouds of ignorance a silver lining.
Those same dark clouds are breathi
ng, uprieing in wreaths, and disap
pearing forever. The dav of activ
ity and movement is again
declared and now for more than
four hundred years its
lustra has never bee i eclipsed but
it has grown brighter and brighter
still, and today it is baptising the
whole world in its pure liquid light.
What glorious I augmentations
have been wrought by its miracu
lous activities. The smoothest as
well as the most powerful forces of
earth, air and sky have come in sub
mission to the feet of naan and have
unconditionally surrendered them
selves liis willing slaves. Electric
ity, man’s swiftest servant, with
equal rapidity through aerial and
watery ocean, flies on his hurried
errands. The moral and teligious
world have felt the perminent effect
of the movement, Great social re
forms are in process. The* prob
lems of the industrial world, the re
formation of criminal classes, the
relief ol the needy, the education of
the masses engage the thoughts of
the world. Unlocked movement,
and never ceasing advancement is
the order of the day. The great ti
dal wave oLtemperance is sweeping
away the untold evils of the liquor
traffic. The church,; today is doing
more affective work m th© divine
cause, than it has ever done before,
churches are rising all over the land,
the activity of Gods ministers was
never more continued and affective.
The Sunday school and Bible clas
ses move together sowing the seeds
of Christian instruction, and divine
truths over the the land. The
world ha* been opened to the mis
sionaries, and the churches are today
occupying the wide field. Heath
enism is reseding before the ever in
creasing and ever advancing host.
Science is lending her aid by her
appliances and discoveries to leyel
the tide of advancement. Activity,
motion and progress are the watch
words of the entire world, Could
the Italian sage now survey the
same, he might in a wider sense, re
peat his famous! famous! time
honored words: ‘lt moves for all
that.
WISE WORDS.
Good people ueyer love bail com
pany.
The memory of a blessing is itself
a blessing.
The man with a prejudice is a
man with a chain.
The trust of the heart is always
the trust of love.
Life has no joy that is not based
on some kind of a hope.
The man who borrows trouble al
ways has to pay big interest.
It there is any of the hog in g man
the bristles will begin to gn w when
he traveb.
Labor troubles are ofteu caused
by men who are trying to make a
living without work.
Whenever the preacher takes a
square aim at s*n every hypocryte
in the church begins to dodge.
Preaching expeiimental religion
without expense is as easy to do as
climbing pillars of smoke.
A hog in a pen n*ver trie3 to be
anything else, but the one in a
street cartr ies to pass himself off for
a man.
The man who dosen’t love hie
brother on the other side of the
earth dosen’t love his brother on the
other side of the street. — Ram's
Horn.
ALL BUT.
FROM THE SPANISH BY M. L. S.
So, my life, you want a story as
rosy-colored as your tempting
cheeks?
Then listen to this, though I
very much fear you know it al
ready but too well.
Once upon a time the King of
Heaven called the most mischiev
ous of liis angels.
With this purse,” said He,
“go to the bazaar where they re
tail prices of women; with the
sixty celestes that you will find in
it buy what is necessary to make
up one that will proclaim your
taste in the matter, and when it is
finished send it to the world by
way of the first conveyance, di
rected to that poor poet who is
asking us for it with such extrem
ity. Be careful that you do not
forget any piece and let us see
how you acquit yourself.”
The angel reached the bazaar in
a single flight.
“ Good day, master.”
“ Good morning, child. What
brings you here?”
‘‘ I have to buy a woman in
pieces. Come now; take down all
you have and of the first quality',
for there is no lack of money. ”
“Very well, boy. First, the
eyes, if it suits you to begin there,
Here you have all kinds aud
colors; green, blue, black.”
“ Let us see. How much are
those blue ones, so light and
pure. ”
“ Ten celestes.”
“ They are dear.”
“ The best in the shop.”
“ Put them aside. Raise that
glass and take out that little dewy,
red mouth.”
“It is marked four celestes.
There is nothing fresher in all the
bazaar.’’
“ Put it with the eyes. And
that nose as well. Oh! what hair
was ever prettier than that!”
“ Which?”
“ That hanging up there, colored
like rays of the sun.”
“You don’t choose badly, youth.
You light on the best I have.”
“Well! and these little ears ; 1
tliink they will match those vel
vety cheeks.”
“ And, as for that, with this set
of pearly teeth. What do you
say ?”
“Pearls appear to be just the
thing to guard the rosy tongue
that I see in the furthest showcase.
Bless me! What a throat and
neck. How finely the head we
have just formed will set upon
them! Let us now see some bod
ies.”
“Here they are. Choose. I:
have a fine assortment.”
“ That is so, but, hold on. Not
this-'one, nor that either. But
that over there which is so beauti
ful. What forms! What con
tours! It is a work that does you
honor, master.”
“Many thanks, little fellow: I
see you understand it.”
“All right. Now, after putting .
those alabaster arms to it and ;
fastening on those shapely legs, j
and to the arms those delicate
white hands, and to the legs those
neat little feet, our work is com
plete, is it not? And what a love
ly result, now that we have it all
Eut together. How handsome,
ow successful! The poet must
be verj' hard to please who is not
enthusiastic over such perfection.”
“Something is wanting, how
ever.”
“Can it be possible?”
“Yes, child, the heart. You
have forgotten it.”
“How is that? Does it not go
along with the body?”
“We sell them separately.”
“Very well. Put in a most ten
der and loving one. Our poet will
thank us for it.”
“I must tell you, youngster, that
the tender ones come high.”
“Then, see, wait a minute. Cast
up the amount of all that I have
selected, and with the balance re
maining we shall add a heart to
her.”
“That is soon done; ten here,
nine there, eighteen over there—
the throat, the hands. Here it is,
just sixty celestes.”
“Sixty celestes?”
“Not one less.”
“Unfortunate coincidence—”
“What is up?”
“That this is precisely the total
amount which I can spend.”
“What shall we do then?”
“Could you not come down a
little in price?”
“Impossible, not a farthing.
You are getting the very best in
the store.”
“No, of course not. Certainly
What is so beautiful is costly.
There is nothing more perfect.”
‘ * Listen to this suggestion. Some
piece might be exchanged for a
cheaper one and with the differ
ence ”
“Let us try it.
“What do you say to those eyes
somewhat less deep?”
“Ohl we must not touch the
eyes. It would be a crime.”
“What about this mouth which
is paler than that?”
“I’d as little have that as the
other eyes. It would be profana
l?---.
“And this body?”
“The other is so pretty.”
“And the hands?”
“Oh, no! Leave them.”
“Boy!”
“Nothing different. I take it as
it is.”
“But, rogue, what do you mean ?
Without a lie rat?”
“Yes, without a heart. After
all, as the want of it cannot be
seen, nobody will notice the de
fect. ”
“As for me, do as you please.”
“There is your money.”
“Good-bye, young man.”
“Good-bye, master, till I see
you again. ”
And the cherub, light as a sun
beam, gathered the beautiful wo
man in his arms and descended to
the earth, beating the air with his
wings.
******
And as I reach this part of my
story, you will not fail to ask me :
“And could that woman live with
out a heart?”
And I then, with great distress,
will be obliged to answer: “That,
my charming ungrateful one, no
body can know better than vour
self.” "
His Terrible Revenge.
“So!” exclaimed Harold Vere de
Vere, folding his arms and regard
ing the young woman with a stern,
pitiless gaze, ‘‘you have cast me
aside, Mabol Featherbone, in or
der to get a rich widower, have
you?”
If you choose to speak of it in
that coarse manner, Mr. Yere de
Vere. she replied, raisiner her head
and m'eeting his gaze haughtily,
I have, sir! I have promised to
marry Mr. Wagonsellers.
Harold Yere de Yere crushed
his hat down over his eyes and
started for the door.
Mabel Featherbone, he said,
Eausing with his hand on the door
nob, you have thrown me over
for a man with a bar’l. You will
find he is not the only man with a
bar’l. I have one at home filled
with your love letters! I shall sell
them to the ragman! Good eve
ning!—Chicago Tribune.
Notes of the Fashions.
Tight-fitting jackets with loose
fronts and large lapels will prevail
in 1893.
The fancy in iewelry is the mak
ing over of old-fashioned earrings
into stick pins.
The latest fashion in hair dress
ing allows for an ornament being
placed vertically, cutting it direct
ly in two.
Yery dainty card cases, photo
graph frames, pocketbooks and
purses are made of white morocco,
mounted either with silver or gold
No Need of It
'Husband— I wish you would try
to clean those white neckties of
miner
Wife—All right. I’ll try some
chalk and water on them.
Husband—Do you want me to
get the chalk downtown?
Wife—Oh, no; I’ll put out an
extra milk ticket in the morning.
—Judge.
Arithmetic.
Teacher—lf I divide anything
into three equal parts, each of
those parts will bo called a third;
or if I should divide it into four
equal parts, each one would be
called a fourth. But if I should
divide it into two equal parts,
what would one of them be called ?
Small Boy—A tooth.—Judge.
What She Loved.
He—lf you did not love me why
did you encourage me?
She —I? Encourage you?
He—For two reasons you have
accepted every one of my invita
tions to the theatre, &c.
She—That was not because I
loved you; it was because I loved
the theatre.—N. Y. Weekly.
Sufficient Grounds.
a Fair Client—l want to get a
divorce from my husband.
Chicago Attorney—On what
grounds?
Fair Client—Well, we were
married
Chicago Attorney—That’s all
that is necessary. I’ll send you
the decree C. O. D.—Puck.
Not at All Surprising.
Father—You seem to look at
things in a different light since
your marriage.
His Newly Married Daughter—
Weli, I ought to after receiving
fourteen lamps and nine candela
bras for wedding presents.
It Was No Go.
“I tried my poem on a dog,
sir, as you advised me,” said the
poet.
“ Well;” said the editor. “ what
was the result?”
“I was arrested bv an officer of
the Society for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Animals.”
Unreasonable.
He—l own that there is one
very unreasonable thing about me.
She— What is it?
He—lt is because I think there
is no one in the world worthy of i
you Jhat l want you to accent me. 1
NUMBER 9.
The Information Came Toe
Late.
“Could I get a little information
from you?” asked a farmerlike
looking man at the Northwestern
station this morning.
“Yes, sir,” replied the officer.
“Well, I want to know how
these confidence men work. ”
“In various ways. Sometimes
they borrow money and give a
worthless check on a bank.”
“They do, eh?” gasped the man,
with a sudden start.
“Yes; or perhaps they borrow
money and turn over a check fora
trunk. When you go to look for
the trunk it is not to be found.”
“By George!” muttered the
man.
“Then, again, they sell you a
bogus bond, or borrow monev on
it.”
“Sakes alive!”
“And they sometimes hire their
victims to boss a mill or factory
somewhere, and then borrow
money to pay a freight bill.”
“Four different ways?” shouted
the man, as he jumped clear of the
floor.
“Yes. ”
“And I’ll be hanged if I haven’t
been taken in on every one of ’em
in a ride of a hundred miles! Say,
come down and show me the river
—the deepest spot in the river—
the place where I can drop in and
won’t never come to the surface
again with my dough-filled head.’ 1
No Wheels In Tangier,
Among the strangest peculiari
ties of Tangier, and one that
forces itself upon the attention of
the newcomer, is the total absence
of any kind of wheeled vehicle.
In the entire city (which is an ex
ample of all the others in the em
pire) there is not even a donkey
cart, for the streets are much too
narrow to ‘ their use, and
transportation of passengers and
merchandise is effected upon the
backs of donkeys, horses, mules
and camels, according to the
weight and the distance.
There are but few streets into
which a loaded camel could enter,
and not more than three in which
he could pass another loaded camel
or horse. Some of the smaller
streets are so narrow, that even
the panniers of a donkey would
scrape upon either side, so that in
the city itself the transportation
devolves upon donkeys for the
side streets, and upon horses and
mules for the main thoroughfares.
Canary Birds.
These pretty creatures are often
covered with annoying vermin.
They mav be effectually relieved
of them by placing a clean white
cloth over their cage at night. In
the morning the cloth will be cov
ered with minute red spots, so
small that they can hardl y be seen
with the naked eye; these are the
parasites, a source of great annoy
ance to the birds.
Rubenstein.
Rubinstein, the pianist, it is de
clared, would become an American
citizen if it were not for the objec
tions of his wife. He is quoted as
saying: “I am a Russian of Rus
sians; but I am also a Republican,
and America is the land for those
that love liberty.”
A Smart Old Lady.
Mrs. Nancy Phillips, of North
Carolina, nearly 82 years of age,
put in the loom and wove 18 yards
of cloth from the 13th to the 20th
of January, which embraced the
very coldest days. Her loom was
in an old house with only one fire
place.
A Novel Sensation.
Miss Centmilles—Ne, Mr. Cash*
less. Why did you imagine I
would marry you?
Mr. Cashless—l never thought
so.
Miss Centmilles—Then why did
you ask me?
Mr. Cashless—l wanted to see
how a man feels who has just lost
a hundred thousand dollars.—
Puck.
Not So Bad After All. \
Uncle John—What, still study
ing, Nellie? They give you hard
lessons to learn, I fear.
Nellie—Yes, Uncle John, they
are hard to learn, but then you
know, they are awfully easy to
forget.
One Thing He Was Sure Of.
Tomdik—Do you think that
American women are growing
taller?
Hojack—l don’ know about
that, but they are keeping Ameri
can men as short as ever.
Specks.
Chicago Miss—Why do you
Boston women wear specks on
your noses?
Boston Miss—Not for the same
reason you Chicaga women wear
specks on yours.
He Rose to the Ocoasion.
She —Have you an eye for the
beautiful?
- He—Yes, that is why I’m here
to-night.