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Hi Taylor’s
YOU WILL FIND FRESH LOT
GRAHAM FLOUR, BUCKWHEAT FLOUR,
MAPLE SYRUP, ASPARAGUS TIPS,
PRESERVES, PICKLES
AND CANNED MEATS.
Sole Agent Sunshine Flour, Rogers Bread, Wine Sap
Tobacco, Lowney’s Candies.
’Phone 134.
DURING THE
Chautauqua
You Will Want Some
New Furniture
And Housefurnishir g> to Brighten up Your Home.
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1W I have a full line of Suites and Odd Pieces —new
and original designs. Art Squares, Pugs, Mattings,
Tracks. Will take pleasure in showing you. Give
us a call. My prices will interest you.
S. H. Thornton,
JACKSON, - - GEORGIA.
44 Years
EXPERIENCE AT WATCH REPAIRING.
I will do mv host to please you with any work placed in my hands.
Also 1 can sell you any kind of Watch or other Time Piece at
reasonable price.
Also Musical Instruments—Violins, Banjos, etc. 1 have now an
excellent high grade second-hand Organ for sale at a bargain.
JNO. R. MILLER, Jeweler.
OPPOSITE ARGUS OFFICE.
IF YOU DON’T THINK
THAT I AM DOING THE WORK, COME AND SEE.
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And if you are at all sceptical about Resetting Tires for
Ph cents, and guarantee as good or better than the old
hacks-woods process, I’ll refund your money. Isn’t that a
square deal? Give me.a trial and be convinced.
“The Old Reliable”
G. W. KINSMAN. s ““' °t-.
THE JACKSON ARGUS.
EPItiRAMS BY fIARK TWAIN THAT
MADE THE WORLD LAUCiH.
Be virtuous and you will be ec
centric.
The train is profusely decorated
with tunnels.
The place is as dark as the inside
of an infidel.
Chambermaids are dead to every
human instinct.
A cross between a tired mud tur
tle and a crippled hearse horse.
A forlorn dog with bowed head
and tail withdrawn from service.
She was a perfect polyglot once,
but somehow her palate got down.
We write frankly and fearlessly,
but we “modify” before we print.
lie meant well, but art is folly to
him; he only understands groceries.
Figures stewed out of me just as
natural as otter of roses out of an
otter.
When a man has been fifty years
at sea he is only a gray and beard
ed child.
One could see the dress creeping
along the floor some time after the
woman was gone.
The less a man knows the bigger
noise he makes and the higher sal
ary he commands.
There were no hackmen, hacks
or omnibuses on the pier. I said it
was like being in heaven.
I wouldn’t give a cent to hear
lugersoll on Moses, but I’d give
$lO to hear Moses on lugersoll.
To the Indian, soap and educa
tion are not as sudden as massacre,
but they are more deadly in the long
run.
He was full of blessed egotism
and placid self-importance, but he
didn’t know as much as a three-em
quad.
They appointed me clerk of the
committee on concliology, and then
allowed me no amanuensis to play
billiards with.
It was just like anew author.
They always think they know more
than anybody else when they are
getting out their first books.
Cain is branded a murderer so
heartlessly and unanimously in
America only because he is neither
a Democrat nor a Republican.
Age enlarges and enriches the
powers of some musical instru
ments, notably those of the violin,
but it seems to set the piano’s teeth
on edge.
Having forgotten to mention it
sooner, 1 will remark, in conclusion,
that the ages of the Siamese Twins
are respectively fifty-one and fifty
three years.
Epitaphs are cheap and they do
a px>r chap a world of good after
lie’s dead, especially if he had hard
luck while he was alive. I wish
tliev were used more.
1 am a Yankee of the Yankees,
a practical man nearly barren of
sentiment or poetry: in other words,
mv father was a blacksmith, my
uncle a horse doctor and I was both.
I left my rheumatism here. Ba
den Baden is welcome to it. It was
littte. but it was all I had to give.
1 should have liked to leave some
thing more catching, but it was not
in my power.
There didn’t seem to be brains
enough in the entire nursery to bait
a fishhook, but yon didn't mind
that after a little while, for you saw
that brains were not needed in a
society like that, and would have
marred its symmetry and spoiled it.
Otiamberlain’s Stomach and Lever
Tablet- will clear the sour stomtu-h,
sweeten the breath and cr ate a
healthy anpetite. They promote the
M xw of castr c juice, thereby inducing
wood dikre-tion Sold by Slaton Drug
Cos , Jackson , Ga.
Card of Thanks.
\Ye wish, through these columns,
to express our sincere thanks to
those who so kindly stood by us
during the illness and at the time
of the death of onr mother, Mrs.
lv R. Mayo. May God bless each
one. Her Children.
DeWilTs Kidney and Bladder Pills
FOR BACKACHE
Don’t Worry Willi that Old MatJ
THESE HOT DAYS. I
Bu? a Stanbarb, tbe Wtorlb’s Best Sewing fJlacbinJ
What—ycu can buy a Machine from catalogue liou?e for $12.75 ? Yes, and you can h
a watch for $1 00. Yes the Machine will sew. So will the watch keep time, but ii
tong? Buy the best and you will buy only once in a life tune. If not convenientf
you to call at my store and select your machine I will b ing one to your home an I
give you a p“monstration. Don’t buy a machine until you sec the STANDARD na 1
Guaranteod for Ten Years.
S. H. THORNTON, JACKSON, GA. I
Automobiles and Machinery Repaint I
Pipe Fitting, Plumbing, Electric Wiring. Gasoline
Engines and Bicycles repaired. Machinery erected.
Scrap Iron, Brass, Copper and Lead wanted. ’Phone 127,
Jos. L. Wagner & Son, Jackson, Qa,
PICNICS ! PICNICsI
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Take a Kodak with you. I rent or sell.
I also carry Kodak Supplies and do finishing for amatuers,
Jos. If. Edwards.
Jeweler and OptometriM, Jackson, Georgia.
Jewel Bottling Works
IS DOING A RUSHING BUSINESS.
SOLD LAST FRIDAY 3000 BOTTLES COCA COLA AND SODA WATER
If vou get dry call on
’Phone No. 201.
I MI IT! HI!
STACKS OF LUMBER!
BUTTS LUMBER e©.,
Jackson and Jenkinsburg.
Avoid Danger I
When you are sick, or suffering from any of the |
troubles peculiar to women, don’t delay—take Car-!
dui, that well-known and successful remedy for wo-1
men. Thousands of women have used Cardui andi
been benefited. Why not you? Don’t take any!
chances. Get Cardui, the old, reliable, oft-tried I
remedy, for women of all ages.
It Will Help You
Mrs. Lttzania Morgan, Sneedville, Tenn., writes: ‘Tor ten
years I suffered with the turn of life, and tried many remedies
without relief. I had pains all over my body and at times I could
not sit up. At last I took Gardui and now I can do my housework.
I have told many ladies about Cardui and recommend it to all sick
women.” Try it.
AT ALL DRUG STORES