The Jackson progress-argus. (Jackson, Ga.) 1915-current, October 13, 1916, Image 3

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SAVE A DIME A DAY JOIN THE JACKSON NATIONAL’S DIME BANK THRIFT CLUB BECOME A MEMBER BY GETTING ONE OF POCKET SAVINGS BANKS Here is the exact size of it Convenient and handy, they make saving easy. They are being used all over the country by the thousands. Get one and start a savings account in BUTTS COUNTY’S BIGGEST AND BEST EOUIPPED BANK The Jackson National Bank Jackson, Georgia WHEN MOTHER WAS A GIRL She Was Just the Same as Her Ultra Modern Daughter in the Way of Gadding. Mother finally became tired of the way daughter was acting, according to a writer in the Fort Worth Star Telegram, and she said to her: “You never do anything but gad about. When I was your age I tried to take some of the work off my poor moth er’s back. I didn’t want to spend all my time with some silly, giggling girl like that chum of yours.” After lis tening to this, daughter went to grand ma and said to her: “You must have had an awfully easy time when mam ma was growing up. She stayed at home almost all the time, and helped you with the cooking, milking, wash ing and other work.” Then said grand ma: “She helped me with the work? I’d like to know when she helped me. Day and night, week in and week out, she was running around with some silly girl, and she never once turned her hand to help me with any thing. I made every stitch of her clothes, did all her washing and ironed every rag she ever wore. Now, w T hen I was a girl I really worked. In my time girls didn’t run around like they did in your mother’s day.” FALLING NOT CAUSE OF DEATH Theory That Heart Stops Beating Be fore Body Touches the Ground, Is a Mistake. It is quite a mistake to think that when a person falls from a great height his heart stops before even his body touches the ground. Breathing may be suspended for a few minutes, but if artificial respiration is applied at once, life can be restored in many cases. This was proved in Chicago when a girl fell a distance of 200 feet, with no more serious results than some fractured bones and a few in ternal injuries. She compares her sensations whil& falling to the faint ness one feels when traveling down wards in a jerky elevator. It was only in the moment of landing that she lost consciousness. Doctors as sert that such accidents would not so often prove fatal if artificial respira tion were more generally tried. Just because the patient’s pulse is not beat ing it is a fatal error to think he must therefore be dead. Treat him as you would a man rescued from drowning, and in nine cases out of ten you will save his life. An English city Fs ' experimenting with a steam-driven street sprinkling cart, the tank of which holds 1,000 gallons of water. Rich In Minerals. Specimens of almost every; pre cious mineral have baen found Lfl Spltzbergen. Lax-Fos. A Mild, Effective Laxative ALiverTonlc Does Hot Gripe nor Disturb th# Stomach. In addition to other properties, Bax-Fos contain* Cascara in acceptable form, a stimulatingLaxativeandTomc. Lax-Fos acts effectively and doe 9 not gripe nor disturb stomach. At the same time, it aids digestion, arouses the liver and secretions and restores the healthy functions. 50c. Big Toad in Little Puddle. Shortly after Will Crooks, the labor leader, was elected to parliament he took his little daughter to Westmin ster. She was evidently awed at the splendors round her, and maintained a profound and wondering silence all the time, Mr. Crooks was much im pressed. “Well," said he to her at last, “what are you thinking so deeply about, dear?” “I was thinking, daddy,” answered the little girl, “that you’re a big man in our kitchen, but you aren’t very much here.” Increase Silk Production. In German silk culture experiments, feeding with leaves of a species of comfrey is expected to produce four or five crops of cocoons a year instead of the one from mulberry leaves. Consul C. A. Dan.in, however, forecasts the failure of the attempt to create a silk industry for war invalids and cripples, on account of difficulties of spinning and a cost of the product likely to ex ceed that of the imported raw silk. Urgent. Just as the Christmas dinner was on the table, and the family had gathered about it, big sister stepped into the hall to look at her hair in the mirror there. Helen was hungry, and everything did look and smell so good, and yet she knew well that father would not say grace until big sister was also in her seat. “Hurry up, Ruth,” she called. “God’s waiting.” Deep Philosophy. Bystander—l suppose you -would like to take a ride without worrying about tires and the like? s Motorist (fixing a puncture)—You bet I would. Bystander—Well, here’s a car ticket. —Chaparral. An Economist. Judge—You let the burglar go to arrest an automobilist? Policeman —Yes. The autoist pays a fine and adds to the resources of the state; the burglar goes to prison and the state has to pay for his keep.— Life. USED IT ELEVEN YEARS There is one remedy that for many years hs given relief from colds, croup and whoopingcough. Mrs. Clias. Rietz, Allen Mills, Pa., writes: “I have used Foley’s Honey and Tar for the past eleven years and I would not b- without it.” It promptly relieves hoarseness, tickling throat and whee zy breathing. The Owl Pharmacy adv Sacred Harp Singing The annual Sacred Harp sing ing will convene at Sandy Creek the third Sunday in October. All lovers of music are invited to at tend and bring well filled bask ets. ' POINTED PARAGRAPHS Falling In love doesn’t lower an egotist’s opinion of himself. Every man knows what to do with the things he hasn’t got. Even a sure-thing gambler is apt to lose in the matrimonial game. Almost any pretty girl can bring out the silliness in a man’s makeup. If a man could only discover why a woman Is a mystery she wouldn’t be. At the age of seventeen a girl knows more about love than a man ever will know. Haven’t you ever wished your running expenses would slow down to a walk? After saying “I don’t want to find fault,” the average man proceeds to pick a flaw. —Chica- go Daily News. Why He Was Sick. A mother whose son was sentenced to the Marion county workhouse re cently from juvenile court, entered court a few days ago, and said that she wished to speak to Judge Frank J. Lahr in regard to her son, says the Indianapolis News. “Judge,” said the woman, “I was out at the workhouse yesterday, and my boy tells me he is not getting enough to eat. I think something ought to be done about it.” Judge Lahr assured the woman that the son’s assertion could not be true, but when she insisted, he culled the superintendent by telephone and in quired. “Hold the phone a minute,” said the superintendent, “and I’ll look him up.” “Hello, judge,” finally came back over the wire, “that man is working as a cook, and is sick today from eat ing too much at his work.” Noiseless Car Wheels. A noiseless car wheel lias been de signed by Edwin C. Madden, formerly assistant postmaster general, which is asserted to huve a number of impor tant advantages over the old-fashioned wheel. It consists of two wheels, one within the other, and separated from each other by means of a rubber fill ing. The combination takes up all vi bration and shock, so that the noise is reduced to almost nothing. Some of these wheels have been in use on a trolley line at Portland, Me., for near ly a year, and the degree of success which has attended their use has re sulted in declaring the invention a success. Knew Where He Was At. Pat (one of a raiding party, return ing under heavy fire) —Come on, Tim! Phwat for are ye shtanding there? Tim—l’m just waitin’ till the little storm is over. If yez shtand still ye’ll only git what’s failin’ in the wan place; but if ye’ll be runnin’ about the divil knows phwat ye rnikbt meet in with! —Punch. STOP to consider what a GOOD BANK ACCOUNT INSURES. The business man can employ the best help and insure SERVICE. De pression may come in his line, but his big CASH ON HAND means SECURITY. The fine line of credits may be drawn tight, but none will question hi* STABILITY. Give your business SERVICE, SECURITY and STABILITY with your bank deposits. FIRST FARMERS BANK JACKSON, GEORGIA For Bargains VISIT DODSON’S 5c and 10c STROE DOLLAR LIMIT This Store assures you of big values in Tinware, Glassware, En amel ware and Notions DON’T FORGET THE PLACE On Corner of 2nd and Mulberry Streets PROVED STOVE ALL RIGHT But This Clerk Will Not Attempt the Same Method on Another Bride. There conies a time in the lives of men—and young men at that —when they do not wish any more biscuits. Thus it happened that Columbus young man who is employed in a house fur nishing store lias had'his desires sat isfied. lie went to the home of a young married woman in Columbus to superintend the Job of erecting u new range. The Job was finished in good style, but the young man was not en tirely satisfied. “You know,” he suggested, “I’d like to be sure that this stove will bake before I go back to the store. I be lieve you ought to make up a batch of biscuit dough and try some biscuits. If you don’t have good luck, then I’ll see what’s the matter with the stove." The young- wife said she was entirely too busy at that time to bake biscuits, Rut the clerk sat around and argued. Suddenly sh(> rolled up her sleeves and went to work. In a little while she had a pan of biscuits in the oven, the clerk having built a fire in the stove. After while the biscuits were baked. The young woman set a pound of but ter and 10 biscuits before the clerk. “Now, pat’thqse. biscuits.” she com- manded. 'if you don’t eat nil of them I wiII know there Is something the matter with the stove, and you can take It back to the store where It came from.” The clerk, It is said, although no sworn affidavit is given, ate 10 bis cuits, and now he knows how the fel low feels who started in to eat a quail u day and fell down on the task. Argentine’s Wine Production. The argentine republic does not fig ure In most people’s minds as a wine growing country, yet some of Its prov inces boast of wine-growing us a lead ing industry und the output during re cent yeurs has increased rapidly. The Argentine vintage now averages about 180,000,000 gallons u yeur, of which the province of Mendoza produces about four-fifths. In 1905 the total output of the republic was some 10,- 000,000 gallons, less than one-third of what it is now. Work of Science. “A good fairy touched you on your cheek with her wund and left a dimple there," said the romantic young man. “Umph!” replied the sophisticated summer girl, “have It that way If you like, but the person who did the Job was a beauty doctor, und be charged me an outrageous fee.”