The Jackson progress-argus. (Jackson, Ga.) 1915-current, October 13, 1916, Image 9

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HEROES ARE SADLY LACKING Few Generals Are Mentioned in Sto ries of Conflict in Europe—Army Is Like Machine. Most amazing of all the wonderful things about this war is the extremely few names of generals we ever hear about, writes Girard in the Philadel phia Ledger. One Italian, a couple of English, two or three Frenchmen, four Germans and the same number of Russians, and not one Turk. That makes up the list af ter two years of fighting and with 25,000,000 soldiers under arms. The vast armies are moved like ma chines. Hardly a reputation for any individual anywhere. What a different story in Napoleon’s day! He made four kings, a viceroy, a crown prince, five other princes and twenty-one dukes. The names of some of his marshals are almost as well known as that of Bonaparte himself. So, too, in our revolution. “Washington and His Generals” is the name of a once popular book, and the generals are known to millions of schoolchildren—Greene, Wayne, Put nam, Knox and Lee. The South as well as the North had lots of heroes in the ’6Os —Lee, Jack son, Johnson, Bragg, Beauregard, Stu art, Hill, Pickett, and Grant, Sherman, Sheridan, Meade, Thomas, Hancock and a host of others, almost as much talked about as the supreme comman ders themselves. But this is a war minus heroes, and that is the worst part of it, because hero-making was about the best a war ever did. 25 CENTS OESTRDYS YOUR DANDRUFF ANO STOPS FALLING HAIR Save your hair? Make it thick, wavy and beauti ful—try this Thin, brittle, colorless and * scraggy hair is mute evidence of a neglected scalp; of dand ruff—thot awful scurf. There is nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of its lustre, its strength and its very life eventually producing a fev erishness and itching of the scalp which if not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die—then the hair falls out fast. *A little Danderine tonight—any time—will surelv save your hair. Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowl ton’s Danderine from any drug drug store or toilet counter, and after the first application your hair will take on that life, lustre and luxuriance which is so beautiful. It will become wavy and fluffy and have the appearance of be ing abundant, an incomparable ftloss and softnesss; but what will please you most will be after just a few week’s use, when you will actu ally see a lot of fine downy hair—new hair—growing all over the scalp, adv. MOVING STARS IN HEAVENS Mystery Explained When Telescope Is Brought Into Use —Were Lights on Automobiles. William R. Gardener, who has a cot* Jiage on the west shore of Pontoosuc iake, in the Berkshires, has been no ticing what he termed moving stars in the nothwestern heavens. “These stars,” he had said, “appeared quite Jsigh in the sky and slowly descended. They disappeared and then appeared again lower down in the sky.” Re cently a powerful telescope was brought into play and the mystery was solved. The lights were found to be those on automobiles coming down the Rockwell road from the summit of Greylock mountain. GENTLE-BUT SURE Biliousness, sick headache, sour stomach, gas, bloating, constipation, dyspepsia—all these distressing conse quences of retaining a mass of undi gested and fermenting food m the stomach are avoided if the bowels are kept open and regular. Foley Cmthar tic Tablets are first aid to good health. Do not gripe. The Owl Pharmacy adv "toTOTS that no unusual means were employed to get these results. In The car used was taken from stock; the test was made with a full load and with top and windshield up; the regular Maxwell carburetor was used, Any Maxwell car is capable of giving this same economy in gasoline consumption. Maxwell operating economy matches its economy in first cost, mak ing it The World’s Greatest Motor Car Value. McKibben Buggy Cos., Dealers JACKSON, GEORGIA 5595 F. O. 3. DETROIT Fully Equipped—No Extras to Buy Pats Nearly Wrecked This Man. A writer in the American Magazine says: “I have always been obsessed with a desire to be patted on the back. I am that economic hybrid, the suc cessful failure, just escaping com plete wreck by suddenly realizing the truth. The other day, just after I had been promoted to a position of considerable importance, a friend slapped me on the back and said, ‘Good boy, I knew they would appre ciate your worth some time.’ His words were gall. I had held the same position more than 20 years before. I had merely won back by hard work a position that, in early manhood, I had achieved without much effort.” Tiny but Deadly. Two canary birds of the Hartz vari ety, belonging to Mrs. W. W. Leete of Gladstone, Okla., were killed by a humming bird recently and the mur derer was caught in the cage beside the bodies of his victims. The canary birds were on the porch of the Leete home. The humming bird was able to fly between the wires of the cage and attacked the canary birds wth its long and pointed bill. The canary birds, although larger than their assailant, were almost powerless against the quick darts. The hum ming bird came out of the battle al most unhurt, but was unable to mak® his exit the way he had come In. The canaries were valuable. Send in your subcription. Scientific Proof of Maxwell Fuel Economy In a test made by David L. Gallup, M. E., Professor of Gas Engineering, Wor cester Polytechnic Institute, a stock Maxwell Touring Car made from 23 to 33.7 miles per gallon of gasoline at speeds ranging from 10 to 35 miles per hour. We reproduce a let ter from Professor Gallup concerning this test. fegif WJW Deferred Payments If Desired GOOD CAUSE FOR ALARM These Figures Will Make Jackson People Take Notice Deaths from kidney disease have in creased 72 i>er cent in twenty years. People overdo nowadays in so many ways that the constant filtering of poi soned blood weakens the kidneys. Be ware of fatal Bright’s disease. When baekache or urinary ills suggest weak kidneys, uoe Doan’s Kidney Pills, live carefully, take things easy and avoid heavy eating. Doan’s Kidney Pills de mand confidence, for no other kidney remedy is so widely used or so general ly successful. Home endorsement is the best proof of merit. Read this Jack son resident’s story: Mrs. F. L. Walthall, Lyons st.. Jackso.i, says: “I suffered severely from pains in the small of my back. I couldn’t rest well at night and in the morning was sore and lame. When I bent over, I got a sharp catch in my back and T could harldy straighten up. I staggered at times from dizziness an and objects floated before myeyes. The kidney secretions were unnatural. Doan's Kidney Pills relieved these symp toms of kidney trouble and strength ened mv back.” Price 50c, at all dealers. Don’t sitnplv ask for a kidney remedy get Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same that Mr*. Walthall had. Foster- Milburn Cos., Props., Buffalo, N. Y. DAVID L. GALLUP. M. T. hmo> or • mikllWM Conoulttnn nptnttr mociiyi Mass Sopt. l9t. 1316. Harwell Motor Cos. Inc.* Detroit, Mi ohigan. Gontlomen:- I beg leave to submit tho enclosed blue print giving the results of an economy teat made on a 1917 stook Maxwell Touring Car, furnished by your Boston representatives. Tho curvo is self explanatory and needs no discusaion other than tho statement that tho carburetor, which was stock, was adjusted to givo the beat combination of power, flexibility, cpead and eoonomy, for such conditions of touring ss would ordinarily bo encountered. In tabular form tho results (taken from the curve sheet) are S3 follows: SPEED ECONOMY (Milos per hour) (Milos per gallon) 10 33.7 15 32.7 20 31.2 25 28.8 30 26.1 35 23.0 Hespectfully submitted, DLG/Ft AJ. A\' His Job. “Please, mister, have you got any work for a poor man what ain’t had nuthin’ to eat for three days?” “What kind of work can you do?” “I’m a demonstrator, mister.” “A demonstrator? And what do you demonstrate?” “My best hold Is demonstratin’ the superiority of teeth over victuals. Just lead me to a square meal and I’ll show you a sample of my work.” Queen Elizabeth. Among the objects of Interest exhib ited at the museum of the Wilts Arche ological society, at Salisbury, Eng land, was a lock of hair of Queen Elizabeth, which was found at Wilton house, between the leaves of a copy of “The Arcadia.” The hair is light brown, approaching to auburn, certainly not red, although with a reddish tinge. Of Uncertain Gender. “George Buker has had the misfor tune to lose the valuable bay horse that has long been a familiar sight 6n the streets of our village. He died last Friday night, and the Baker fam ily was very sorry to lose her, as they had become very fond of If.”—Jlmtown Herald. Drives Out Malaria, Builds Up System The Old Standard g-neral strengthening tonic. GROVE’B TASTELESS chill TONIC. drives out If alaria.enrichea the Mood,and bulldt op the aya tern. A true tonic. For adult* and children. Me. State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas County, ss. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is senior partner of the Mrrn of F. J. Cheney & Cos., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State afore said and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALL’S CATARRH CURE?, FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this fith day of Decem ber, A D. 1886. A. W. GLEASON, (Seal) Notary Public. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken intern ally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO . Toledo, O. Sold by all druggists, 75c. Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. Bhe Also Needed Food. This from a member of the Boston Authors’ club: “A neighbor of mine threw a book out of his window and It has been lying In the gutter ever since.” "Maybe he doesn’t love books.” “Oh, you can’t Judge of that by his treatment of this particular novel. It’s entitled ‘A Pair of Blue Eyes,’ Is ad vertised as ‘daring,’ and was written by a woman who left her husband be cause her soul was ‘starved.’ ” For Sale or Exchange 1 Wanamaker’s Cleveland cotton seed. Berkshire hog3 and Jersey cows. A. M. Pace, Jackson, Ga. 9-22-4 t