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•lust the Thins. “What shall I do?” Bho moaned, “I have broken my bicycle." “Let mo nee the wreck,” said her mother, “Why, these wheels are very light, indeed.” “Veil, the lightest manufactured.” “Well, there is no need of wasting them. I’ll take them down town and have some trimming put on them. They will make lovely hats for you and yoni sister to wear to the theater.”— Washinaton Star, Pause and Effect. Jones—Whisky, I notice, has differ¬ ent effects in different parts of tho metropolis Brown—How is that? Jones—In the borough it causes drunkenness; in Fleet street alcohol¬ ism; Piccadilly, heart failure.— Pcar son’s MW hit/. Thr 11 mt hrn (.'hlnr« In no* a beamy, No more are jon when your complexion has an orntigM tint. That means that you *re till ton-, a tact further evinced by « Iwomfort on ihe rLht side, Mck headache, v rti«o hhu-ou and furred tongue. Hontet ter’* Stoma h B tier'* will t ke toe bile out of your bln id, regulate your bowels, set your si maeh In gissl working order—in two words.« ure you. U*e it and eea-e to ho yel¬ low. It ciires malarial, rheumatic and kid¬ ney Iron hie. Hollow ea t iron hrl ksaro used for house¬ building In tier many. In. K i^ mer# Swamp-Root euros all I'Aiiiphlet Kidney and Bladder troubles. and Consultation free. Lalwratory Binghamton, N. Y. There are R.MW.OOO Americans who own their own homes. tran o» Ohio, Pitt or Toi.xdo, l Lucas Countt. j TaaKE J. Ciiksby makea oath that ba Is »h« Mai nr partner of the firm of f*. J. Ciiknkt & Go., County doing business In the City of Toledo, and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL¬ LARS for each and every case of Catarrh that flunnot lie cured by thu use of H all’s Oatakiui Cits*. Fiiank J. Ciikney. r worn to before me and subscribed in my pretence, thi*6t h day of December. A. D. 1886. | 1 ->-*—* ftr.Ai.1 i A. W. Gi.kason, v—’ N»taru Public. Hnll'iD’atarrh Cure la taken internally and acta directly the on the Hand blood and mucous eurface* or system. for testimonial*. f«-ee. F. J. CnaNKY & Co., Toledo. O. Bold by Druggist «, 75c. Karl’* Clover Ho it, I lie groat bloo 1 purifier, f, Ives fresh rw*s and clearness to the com s lex on and cures constipation, *25 cts., 50 eta : $1. rps=: Tired, Weak, Nervous “I was troubled with that tirod and all gone reeling, had no appetite, had a cough u and asthmatic syrap v. . toms. I have been L troubled thus sotno I thirteen years and « had to I GiveUp AM Work ft || three spring years I ago. Last commenced Mflgis ajK taking pnrllla Hood’s folt Bursa ’ ft j and hotter ijm fr °nt the first. My appetite roturned Mr. Prank Clmruu nnd my cough left mo I have used half a dozen bottles and am « well man. I should have written this statement before but wanted to wait until attor cold weather bad settled with us nnd see If any symptoms of my trouble returned. But not »o, for l am now in the beat of h«*alth. I am 64 years of age, and doing a full day’s work at bJncksmithing. Hood’s Ho od’s 5a P ,# Cures Sarsaparilla "uroil my complaint and gave n»o rennwod health.” Frank CiiAuoN,OJare mont. N. II. Out only Hood’s. Hood's Pills <‘«ro nausea,sick headache. Indigestion, biliousness. Bold by all druggists. Your Poor Tired Husband. He has worked hard nil week. Let him sleep late Sunday morning, then treat him to a breakfast of Buckwheat Cakes. 19 CARRIAGES Buggies & Harness. Two highest award* at World’s F*tr tor Strength,Beauty *nd low Yrtee*. Hix j'carm ago we discarded the Dealer aud began K £ •citing wholesale direct price*. to Consumers Result; st -WI — Jk ward of 100,000 Vehicle, sold up f K land factory our now the largest ' on earth .deal I n g direct with con — . . *umer*. Send for our mammoth • * trata.Mi.M. lasp*g« Utuatnat fres catalogue. ALLIANCE CARRIAGE CO., CINCINNATI, O. if WORLD’S-FAIR if ! IUG11 EST AW AHD Z . -SUPCRI0R NUTRITION-THE LIFE!’ . Jf>WSH?S m y THE GREAT JVV E IZ> I Ct IIVJ AL/ Hats justly acquired the reputation of being _ The Salvator for & The-Aged. As Incomparable Aliment for the Growth and Protection of INFANTS and mmmM A superior nutritive in continued Fevers And a reliable remedial agent In all gastric and enteric diseases ; often in instances of tonsultation over patients whose digestive organs were re duced to stkh a low and sensitive condition that the IMPERIAL GRANUM was the only nourishment the stomach would tolerate when LIFE seemed depending on Its retention And as a FOOD it would be difficult to conceive of anything more palatable. by DRUQOISTS. shipping Depot, JOHN CASLB A sons. New York. '»"■> « <».»». THE LEGISLATURE. GEORGIA'S LAW.MAKER3 MKET AND BEGIN WORK. Routine Business of Both House and Senate-Bills of Interest. SESSION OF THE HOUSE. , r , e . houso committee ... on privileges . .. an e ections at a meeting Thursday morning dismissed all but six of the vast number of contested elections. These will be heard ns rapidly as pos Bible. The contest cases from Ap ling, Baldwin, Banks, Butts, Clay, Elbert, Cobb, Clayton, Chattooga, Hart, Hancock, Heard, Henry, Jeffer son, Lee, Paulding, Pierce, Quitman, Rockdale, Talbot, Terrell, Troup, Twiggs, Upson and Walton were dis missed. Every one of these contests, with one or two exceptions, was filed by a populist to oust a democrat. The contests from Baldwin and Jefferson were m ade by democrats, but were not sustained by the committee. The only contests now on hand are from Fayette, Effingham, Pike, Monroe, Morgan and Gwinnett. IGth Day— Senator Mercer intro¬ duced an important aud practical measure in the senate Wednesday morning in the shape of a bill to revise the office of the state geologist, and to provide for a geological, mineralog ical and physical survey of the state. The bill makes the governor, treasur¬ er, commissioner of agriculture, state school commissioner, secretary of state, comptroller-general and attor¬ ney Mr. general Moore, an advisory board. Rev. tho member from Heard, introduced a bill to prohibit drunk¬ enness in public places, making it a misdemeanor for any person to appear in a drunken condition on tho streets, at public gatherings or at a private house not his own. Mr. Reagan, of Henry, introduced a bill making it a crime to work any convict at night or on the Sabbath duy. A large numbor of other new bills oi more or less im¬ portance were introduced, aud the house adjourned until Thursday. 17th Day. —A good part of the time of the house Thursday morning was spent in slaughtering bills. The first was by Mr. Henderson, of Forsyth, a bill to abolish the fees of solicitors general in tho state aud put them on a salary of $2,000 a year. It was re¬ ported adversely from the committee, and on its second reading the report of the committee was sustained and the Dill was killed. The bill of Mr. Full . wood, of Polk, to require officials to affix date upon all papers witnessed by them, went the same way. The com¬ mittee's report was adverse to tho passage of the bill of Mr. Allen, the republican member from Pickens, to amend the constitution so as to exempt from taxation $200 worth of house¬ hold and kitchen furniture, and the house sustained tho report, killing the bill. Tho samo action wus taken upon the bill of Mr. Allen to elect jury com¬ missioners by the people. The bill of Mr. Reese, democrat, from Floyd, pre¬ scribing thd time when records shall be docketed in the supreme court, came back with an adverse report and was killed. Tho bill of Mr. Moore, democrat from Clayton, to compensate jurors in justice courts, was also killed on itw second reading, burdened as it was with an adverso report. Mr. Branch’s bill to reduce the salaries of the railroad commissioners to $2,000 a year was adversely reported from the committee and was killed. Mr. Branch’s resolution authorizing the governor to see that the attorney general prosecutes all railroad corpo¬ rations who own stock iu other com¬ panies ip violatiou of tho constitution, was killed on its second reading, as there was au adverso report. The fol¬ lowing bills were passed: To abolish the county court of Elbert; To au¬ thorize the mayor and commissioners of the town of Aoworth to establish and maintain a system of public schools. Many new bills were presented aud read first time. Tho house concurred iu the senate amendment to chango the time for Chancellor Boggs to address the gene¬ ral assembly from 8 o’clock Friday night to 12 o'clock Friday, noou. The general judiciary committee, through its chairman, Mr. Jenkins, of Putnam, recommended tho parage of the bill to establish boards of medical examiners in Georgia. An iuvitatiou was pre¬ sented to the house from the Fulton Couuty Veterans’ Association inviting the veterans and sons of veterans to meet with the association Mouday night. 18tii Day. —Mr. Awtrv introduced a bill in the house Friday morning au¬ thorizing the governor to appoint a commissioner for the state of Georgia, whose duty it shall be to collect and publish full information about the state. It provides that the eomiuis sioner shall publish information as to the quality of land, its price and its nearness to railroads or water courses, as to the water powers, as to the for¬ ests, as to the people and their religiou. Mr. Bailey, of Hpalding, introduced a bill allowing the judges and solici¬ tors to be appointed by tho governor. The supreme court is to nominate three lawyers in each circuit, one of whom the govet nor is to nominate and send to the senate for confirmation. A large number of other new house bills wi re presented and read first time. Tho bill of Mr. Houston, of DeKalb, to elect the judges aud solicitors by the people -was the special order for the day, but ou accouut of the absence of many mem¬ bers serving on committees', it was, on motion of Mr. Hopkins, of Thomas, made the special order for Tuesday, immediately after the reading of the journal. Mr. Houston moved that 200 copies of tbs bill ba printed for the use Of the house, but after some little dis cussion this motion was voted down The following bills were read the third time and passed: To change the time of holding the superior court in Pu “ eni L t ! ie co< ^ e aIIowll h 7 *g J " dges cer t * m P»™ ie *f* in regard to »«J»°g»Pbera; . To appomt a committee J* 7° fro “ V 16 and three fro » the boufte an act for sum ^ sessions of the legislature. Speaker Fleming announced as th^ house com* to the State University at commencement Messrs. McCurry, of Hart, and West, of Lowndes, Boyd, pf McDuffie, Brows, of jPolaakf, Hop brook, of Franklin, Meador, of Madi son, Polhill, of Bibb, and Price, of Lumpkin. The house adopted the re port of the house joint committee pre seuted by Mr. Middlebrooks, of New - ton, to prepare rules for the two houses in joint session. 10th Day.— It is probable that Sat urdav will have to be considered an off day in the house. There was de cidedly less than a quorum during most of the day. The presence of a large delegation of ladies in the house g a ii cr j eg lent the charm of romance to the proceedings. ** The cause of their presence was explained by a memorial . clerk’s desk by the Hon. U P *f°hn T. Boifeuillet. The memorial r ecite ^ the importance of the work <lone , f ° r < he ''omen of Georgia by the , normaI school. ! This was followed by tho statement that notwithstanding the K reat number of girls who have heen the beneficiaries of the institu tion, there stand today registered over threo hundred applicants for admis- 8lon » <iuu to WRnt of accommodations, Amon f? the bills reported back by tUe finaup « Gommitteo was one intro¬ duced by Mr. Branch, which provided for the establishment of the public school system on a basis that would be permanent, by meeting the expenses of tuition all the year round from an assured fund. The finance committee was so pleased with the completo char acter of the bill that, in reporting it back to be committed to the commit tee on education, they recommended the printiug of 200 copies for the use of the house. A lively discussion was precipitated and the house was in con¬ siderable confusion. The vote dis¬ closed the defeat of the motion to table—yeas 41, nays 52. A motion to reconsider was then placed upon record. Speaker Fleming appointed Messrs. Fouche, Jenkins and McCurry as tho house members of the joint committee to discover how to reach summer ses sions without violating the constitu tion. The house concurred in the sen ate resolution providing for a joint committee to investigate the exact re¬ lationship between the state, the uni¬ versity and Milledgeville in relation to the military college and the property connected therewith. The bill to pro¬ vide a new charter for Washington passed its third reading. The bill for the registration of voters in Monroe county was passed and now goes to the senate. A uamber of other bills were considered aud the house adjourned until Monday. SESSION OF THE SENATE. 16th Day— The following new bills were presented in the senate Wedes day: A bill to exempt from taxation purchase money notes given by ven¬ dors; A bill providing how corpora¬ tions may answer summons of garnish¬ ment; A bill to repeal section 1496 of the code; A bill to allow insurance brokers to place insurance on the prop¬ erty of citizens of Georgia, in compa¬ nies who have not taken out a license to do business in Georgia. The bill requires tho broker to report the insurance so placed to tho comp¬ troller-general. The following bills were passed : A bill to make it a misde¬ meanor to aid or assist any inmate of tho lunatic asylum to esoape; A bill to make it a misdemeanor for anyone to attempt in a wanton manner to ruin the good name of a woman. 17 th Day —After reading the journal in the senate Thursday morning, Sen¬ ator Boyd moved a reconsideration of the bill passed Wednesday providing the manner of condemning private property for public purposes, and in an earnest speech advocated his motion. Senators Beeks, Harris and Cumming, in short speeches, opposed the recon¬ sideration. On the motion to recon¬ sider the yeas and nays were called,aud the motion to reconsider prevailed,aud the bill was recommitted to the judici¬ ary committee. The judiciary commit¬ tee of the senate reported adversely on the bill to allow divorces where one or tho other of the parties become insane. Among the new bills introduced were the following: A bill to make it unlawful to fish or seine on Sunday; A bill to amend the con¬ stitution so ns to provide for the appointment of judges and solicitors by tho governor. The bill changes the old law on this subject by provid¬ ing that the senate shall confirm the appointments made by the governor in open session and by a two-thirds vote; A bill to make it the duty of county surveyors to mark the corners of lots of lands with iron or stone blocks; A bill to provide for allowing plea* to be filed to guano notes, plead¬ ing failure of consideration; A bill to amend section 2057 of the code relating to usury laws; also a bill to prohibit municipal corporations from taxing non-resident traveling salesmen; A bill to amend section 1953 of the Code. The bill proposes to allow debtors to prefer one creditor over another, where there is no fraud; A bill to amend section 2183, defining how agencies may be revoked, Senator Brand introduced a resolution that a committee of two from the sen ate and three from the honse be ap pointed, whose dntv it shall be to pre pare a bill free from constitutional ob j ections and other legal difficulties, changing the sessions of the general assembly from the present time of holding the same, and providing for summer sessions, reporting their ac tion and recommendations thereon to each branch of the general assembly for further consideration. The presi dent appointed Senators Brand and Cumming. 18th Day— When Colonel J. W. War¬ ren, the executive secretary of the gov¬ ernor, appeared iu the senate Friday morning and delivered a sealed com¬ munication from the governor, every body was on the tiptoe of excitement. They thought the governor had at last decided who he would make principal keeper of the penitentiary, physician to the penitentiary and state school commissioner. The senate harried into executive session to get a glimpse at tho “sealed communication.” All were disappointed, however. The gov¬ ernor’s communication simply notified the senate that he had appointed Hon. John W. Akin jndge of the city court of CarterSville. This is very near ly as important office ss either of the others expected, and the senate lost re time in unanimously confirming the appointment. Senator Brown in troduced a bill to change the election laws of the state so as to provide fer tho representation of each political party on the hoard pf manager* in every election. Senator Roberta in trodneed a resolution to appoint a joint coinmitteo to inquire why the University of Georgia has withdrawn its aid to the Middle Georgia Agricul tural College. Heretofore the univer sity has given $2,000 per annum out of its land scrip fund. This committee is to inquire why it was done, and look to making the Milledgeville col log© a separate institution, free from the control of the trustees of the State duced University. Senator Monro intro a very important bill. It re peals the law making a deed tainted with usury void. iq-,„ n»v 1 ^ ‘ ' . 1 . . __“ . bUl ILimViN t LAbll F>. A SUMMARY OF INTERF.SriNG HAPPENINGS, And Presenting an Epitome of the South’s Progress and Prosperity. H. P. Schmidt, banker and general dealer, in Bremoud, Robertson county, Texas, has filed a deed of trust to Re¬ cure creditors in the sum of $75,000. Schmidt’s assets are from $100,000 to $125,000. ' News reached Memphis, Tenn., Wednesday of the burning of four negro houses by forest fires near Mil¬ lington, Tenn., and of the fatal burn¬ ing of Fannie Woods and the child of ft negro named Pitt Rheft. About fifty negroes nre now homeless in that vicinity. . Memphis, lenn., special , sajs: Af , ter a week’s delay in securing a jury ! t“ e tnal of W. S. Richardson and E. ”th, charged with being parties to the , Lerrville lynching where six ne §T° es were murdered, was begun last lhursday. It looks as if the trial will thirty days. The sensation at Memphis Thursday, in the murder trial of Smith and Rich¬ ardson, charged with the sextuple lynching, was the appearance on the witness stand, one after another, of the six widow s of the murdered men. They told the circumstances of the arrest of their husbands by Detective Richard¬ son. W. H. Gibbs, republican postmaster at Jackson, Miss., under Harrison, ex¬ auditor of Mississippi under the re¬ publican r< gime, recently indicted for embezzlement as postmaster, of $3, 970.82, was fined the amount of his embezzlement by Judge Miles, in the federal court Wednesday and sentenced to three years in the Brooklyn, N. Y., prison. A Sensation was sprung at Mem¬ phis, Saturday, in the trial of Detec ive W. S. Richardson and Ed N. Smith, charged with lynching the six negro prisoners, when F. E. Turner, a deputy sheriff, took the stand. He stated that Richardson told him on Monday morning before the lynching that the men would be arrested and would be lynched. The complete official returns of Mis¬ sissippi’s the election arrived at the office of secretary of state at Jackson, Thursday, from the seventy-five coun¬ ties in Mississippi show the following aggregate vote at the congressional election in the seven districts on No¬ vember Gth : Democratic, 26,501; pop¬ ulist, 12,090; prohibition, 451 ; repub¬ lican, 1,900. This was less than half a vote. A Montgomery, Ala., special says: The feature of Wednesday’s assembly proceedings was the presentation of the governor’s message and the formal election of the officers named by Tues¬ day’s democratic caucuses. In both houses the populists had tickets for every office voted on. In the house the vote, in almost every case, stood about 63 for the democrats and 34 for the opposition nominees. In the sen¬ ate the vote stood about 24 to 7 in fa¬ vor of the democratic nominees. ROPER’S ASSAILANTS Get Long Terms in the Pen anil Heavy Fines. Will Roper’s assailants go to the pen¬ itentiary for good long terms. They were sentenced in the United States court at Atlanta Saturday morning. By order of Judge Newman the five condemned prisoners—W. R. Morri¬ son, A. P. Duncan, J. M. Morrison, J. T. Morrison and J. W. Redd—weie led into into the circuit court room room for sentence. W. R. Morrison, one of the three prisoners, who enter¬ ed a plea of guilty to the indictment for conspiracy to kill Will Roper, was sentenced to hard labor in the peni¬ tentiary at Columbus, O., for a term eight years and to pay a fine of &500 and costs. A. P. Duncan, J. M. Mrrison, J. T. Morrison and J. W. Redd were sen¬ tenced to ten years and a fine of $1,000 each. J. W. Redd and J. M. Mor¬ rison, who left their cases to a jury, gave notice through their attorney, Colonel Jones, that a motion would be made for anew trial in their individual ca ®es. Judge Newman gave no inti mation as to the time that this motion would he heard. All of the condemn ed prisoners were committed to the I ^ uRtm county jail. The verdict ren dered seems to have given general sat isfaction and the revenue officers be lieve that wiU act aa a check on the lawlessness of the mountain regions of nortl1 Georgia. A Bank President Arrested. When the national bank of Johnson City, Tenn., failed a day or two ago little was thought of it, as such fail uras have become common in the country reoently. Bnt a sensation was sprung on the city and country Friday when J. E. Crandai, the presi¬ dent of the bank, was arrested by United States Marshal Condon, of Knoxville, on a warrant which charged him with making false statements as o the condition of the bank’s financee. THE L. & N. PULLS OUT. Notice of Withdrawal from the SoutU ern Passenger Association, A New York special says: The Lon* isrille and Nashville Railroad Compa¬ py has given a formal six moDtbs’ pre vidua notice that it will withdraw from the Southern Passenger Association, The Port Royal and Augusta railroad baa also withdrawn from the aasoeia* Uqu. The Value of Politeness. The phase man was dilating ou the value of politeness everywhere, but especially in stores, and remarked that he would discharge a clerk for impo¬ liteness or inattention quicker than he would for petty theft. An old resident of Roxbury over¬ heard the remark and, as an illustra¬ tion of the importance of politeness on the part of salesmen, said: “A good many years ago I went to New York in company with my friend B. One snowy day we strolled into A. T. Stewart’s store- Neither of us intended to make a purchase. We merely went there as a matter of curi¬ osity. “At the door we were met by a po¬ lite gentleman, who insisted that he should take our overcoats and urnbrel las to relieve ns of the burden of car¬ rying them about the store. We told him we were not intending to pur¬ chase anything, but that made no dif¬ ference in his attentions. Another equally polite gentlemau insisted on escorting ns through the building. The fact that we did not intend to pur¬ chase goods did not lessen his cour¬ tesy. “Finally to entertain us the courte¬ ous clerks showed us a large invoice of shawls which had just been received. The clerk unfolded one after the other, and by and by my friend said he would take a$l,500 India shawl which pleased him, and a little later I purchased a valuable carpet. When we entered tho store neither of ns had the slightest intention of making a purchase of any¬ thing, but the politeness of that elerk put more than $2,000 into the till of A. T. Stewart which would not have been there otherwise, “You are quite right in emphasizing the value of politeness. It is the most valuable commodity a man or woman can earry about. It may sometimes be misplaced, but in the long run it pays. ” —Boston Journal. Good Men i’rofltnbly Kmployed. “Yes, sir. w r ehave a number of grand, good men working for us, an l they are making money, they could too, in doing better line.” for themselves than any other That is about the way Mr. B. F. Johnson of the firm B. F. Johnson <Jfc Oo., Richmond, Va„ stated the casein representatives leferring to devote their advertisement for to all or part of their time in the interest of their business. Business .Men ill a Hurry eat in restaurants and often food insufficiently cooked. R pans Tabules cure dyspepsia and four stomach and immediately relievo head¬ ache. __ Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrupfor children teething, softens the gums, redu es inflamma¬ tion, allays pain, cures wind colic 25c. a bottle o ■S - -. 41 Ms. ■ rm>'i 1 ifi KNOWLEDGE tends Brings comfort personal and improvement and rightly to used. The enjoyment who live when bet others and enjoy many, life tei chan more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the needs the of physical world’s being, best products will to attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Its excellence Syrup of is Figs. due its presentir.g . to in the form most acceptable and pleas¬ ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect lax¬ disucliing ative ; effectually colds, headaches cleansing the and system, fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid¬ neys, Liver and Bowels without weak¬ ening them and it i3 perfectly free from every Syrup objectionable of ?igs is for substance. sale by all drug¬ gists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is man¬ ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the informed, name, Syrup will of Figs, and being well you not accept any substitute if offered. ❖ c WINE OF CARDUI. -tvd.qft.vvt sag j® \ 7 ❖ rr \ % ♦ ST* ♦ i For Female Diseases. *++&&*+***+ WMI-UMIM In each county for a tew days’ work with the Saloons; \v ill pay from $10 to $50, according to location. C. K. HITCHCOCK, Evansville, Ind. AGENTS IV A MED TO SELL THE Standard Dictionary IN EVERY COUNTY IN THE SOUTH. Apply to n. d. McDonald, P. O. Box 249 Atlanta Ga. HALMS? “‘“"■"“tGliewingBum nti-C&tarraa MM indigestion, VCares and Prevent* Rheumatism, *j : Qnpepaia, Heartburn, Catarra and Asthma, m Capful Teeth and In JCalarU iTomotea and the Fevers. Appetite. Cleanses Sweeten* the \ A the Breath,Cures the Tobacco Habit. Endorsed Y rw: by the Meftlcal Faculty. Send for it', 13 or 35 •• . Silver, stamp* or foetal Mote. A M, H-‘ West 2Yta SL. New York. V GTS B Beet Couich Syrup. Good, Vx n a i In ttmeSoWb^ipiwiM*. SKsftVJiSSa 5S3 in Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report Royal Absolutely pure He Made a Mistake. One morning a promineut rcstau raut keeper who opens at G o’clock had just entered his store when he heard a rattle at the door. He opened it and let in a man with a very anxious couu teuauct\ * i Can I get something to eat at once?” he said excitedly. “As soon as it possibly can be got,” said the proprietor. “What will you have?” “Eggs boiled," said the wan absent¬ ly. “Quickest thing.” “No, for it takes eggs three miuutes to boil,and if they are not good they must be done over. Best have them fried.” “Quickest way! I’m in an awful hurry.” The breakfast, was eaten in short or der, really bolted down. Tho man jumped up, hurried to the counter, and paid the bill. As he did so he looked up at the clock and then pulled out his watch. “Good heavens,” he said, “is that clock right?” He was informed that it was and looked sheepish. “Do you know what I’ve done!” ne said. “I got up, made a mistake of an hour iu the time, abused my wife, rwova suo.e at at the the girl, iGrl flinur nmig nut out of oil the no liouso and got my breakfast here. Now I’ve got to loaf around an hour. I’m an infernal donkey!” Which he certainly was. — Cincin¬ nati Tribune. Seeking a Separation. “Do you give gas here?” asked wild-looking man, who rushed into a -le-tur. office ou Clark street, yestcr day morning. “We do,” replied the dentiut.” “Does it put a fellow to sleep?” “Dll’* it uocs. “Sound asleep, so you can’t wako him up?” * ' 1 ,y i) ^ could break , , his . jaw . ou or gouge out his eye and he wouldn’t feel it?” “He would know nothing of it.” “How ,. TT , long does . it ., make , , him . stay , asleep?” “The physical insensibility produced bj inhaling the gas ___ lasts a min to 1 probably a little less. ” “I guess that’s long enough. Got it ail nil rpftdv ready tor for a a fellow leilow to to take?” take \es. Jake a seat in the chair and show me your tooth.” “Tooth nothing!” said tho excited caller, 1t , beginning • rapidly . j, to ,____ hi. , • rtmo\ „ e coat aud vest. “I want you to pull a porous plaster off my back.” — Chicago Tribune False Modesty. Never teach falso modesty. How ex¬ quisitely absurd to teach a girl that beauty is no value, dress of no use! Beauty is of value; her whole pros¬ pects and happiness in life may often depend upon a new gown or a becom¬ ing bonnet; if she has five grains of common sense, she will find this out. The great thing is to teach her their proper value .—Sidney Smith. will cure your Headache ? or your Dyspepsia ? or your Biliousness ? These Tabules sure to relieve, Tell your Drug¬ gist you Ripans want the Chemical Co.’s remedy; put up in con¬ Tabules venient Or Send 50 Cents for one Box. Ripans Chemical Co., IO Spruce St., New York. THE ELASTIC! m The with ARTIFICIAL latest ball-bt-arinv improved knee LIMBS. and joints. best. J and Successor 51G&618 Send price for T. (olu descriptive list. to C. No.U4) A. HILLS. McDermott, St.Char,cv catalogue street., New Orleans, La. The Key i rt Success j in washing and cleaning- is Pearl - ine. y doing G away with the G rubbing, it opens the way to easy work; with Pear line, a o weekly wash can be done by a o weakly woman. It shuts out c * possible harm and danger; all / things longer washed with Pearline last than if washed with soap. Everything These is done better^ with it. form but a small part of the —Why women use millions upon millions of packages of Pearline every year. Let Pearline do its best and there is no fear of “ dirt doing its worst.” Turn On the peddler* and grocers who tell you " this I* as good as/’ or Key ** the same as ” Pearline. IT’S F ALSE; besides, Pearlinc >5 the never peddled. aj fi JAMES PYLE, New York. A Cotton Fertilizer. Purchase only such fertilizers for cotton which contain at least 3 to 4^ actual potash. For Corn, Fertilizers should contain 6* Potash. Poor results are due entirely to deficiency of Potash. 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Not every case, but a large per¬ centage of cases , and we believe, Jully 9 $ per cent, are cured by Dr. Pierce’s Golden J Medical Discovery, even after the disease cough ing tubercular with copious matter), expectoration loss (includ- of flesh '| emaciation great and weakness. an extre « ie Do you doubt that hundreds of such cases reported to us as cured by “Golden Med ical Discovery ’’ were genuine cases of that dread and fatal disease ? You need not take our word for it. They have, In nearly every instance, been so pronounced by physicians, the best an( | most experienced home who have no interest whatever in mis representing, strongly prejudiced them and and who advised were against often a tr i al of “Golden Medical Discovery,” but who have been forced to confess that it surpasses in curative power over this fatal malady, all other medicines with which they are acquainted. 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