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Nearer and Nearer.
They bad quarreled. She was maddei
than a wet hen.
“You’re “Xo,” not everybody,"shesneorod. ‘softly, I
ho responded, “but
am protty near everybody." glance
She darted a quick, searching
into his mobile face, and offered no re
sistanoe when ho moved nearer still.—
Drtroit Tribune.
Weak and Sore Eyes
Byosight Became Affected
Unable to Go to School
Hood's Sarsaparilla Wrought Cure
and Built Up System.
“ Two years ago my littlo (laughter Elsie
Was afflicted with ulcerated sore eyes. I
tried ono of the
best doctors in the
A city for about a
-n year but her eyes
soemed to grow
worse. I had her
treated by an oc¬
ulist but his treat¬
ment did not ben¬
efit them. 1 then
commenced to
■I ^ v0 th0 one
V‘ Hood’s Harsapur
^ Ilia and bottle after I could the
/l first
Kl.l, <’■ unr.ly. see that there was
Arlt«na<u City, Kan. grout improve
ment. Elsie Is now nine years old. Besides
benefiting tho spociul trouble mentioned
Hood’s Sarsaparilla has mado her a strong
and sprightly child. I will always speak
highly of Hood’s Sarsaparilla.” J. H. Can
KKDt, 215 North Fifth Street, Janitor Fourth
Ward School Building, Arkansas City, Kan.
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parities
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Hood’s Pills euro tion. habitual Fries 26c. constipa¬ per box.
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KENNEDY’S
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DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS •»
Has discovered in ono of our common
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kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula
down to a common pirnplo. Send, for Book.
Manistee, Mich ., Feb. 14, 1895,
Dr. Kennedy,
Dear Sir :
J am the little boy you sent the
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I used two bottles and also the
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a quarter of a dollar, and now they
arc as large as a ten cent piece and
1 feci much better. Mamma and
J feel very thankful to you. 1 shall
write again and tell you how 1
am getting along.
1 remain your little f riend,
ANDRE W POMEROY,
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For a decade ?— arises
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He Saw More Thao the Lawyer.
Daring the trial of an assault ease
at a recent petty sessions in a country
town in Ireland, a very corpulent bar
rister cross-examined a witness, who
hail the misfortune to be blind of an
eye. “Tell me, my man, on your
oath, did you see the prisoner strike
the plaintiff with the weapon men
tioned?” he asked.
“Yes, sorr, as sure as gun’s iron I
saw him!”
“Come, now! none of that. But
liow can you positively swear you saw
him do it, and the sight of your eyes
not altogether as good as it ought to
be?” said the barrister, triumphantly.
Witness (to magistrate)—“Sure, bit o’ differ¬ yer
honor, that don’t make a I
ence; and, if it comes to that, share,
kin see more than him (pointing to
the fat barrister) any day.” magistrate.
“How is that?” said the
“Well, yer honor, I kin see his
boots, and that’s more than he can see
as he’s got ’em on.”
Complete collapse of tho barrister,
and loud laughter in court.
He Knew Too Much.
“Mr. Smarte,” said the head of the
firm, “I happened to overhear your
criticisms, this morning, of the man¬
ner in which business is carried on
here. You appear to be laboring un
der a mistaken idea. As a matter of
f ac t f wo are no ^ runn j n g this house to
make money. Not at all. We carry
on this business simply as a school for
tho instruction of youug men. But as
y 0U Hoeln to know so much more about
business than we do, it would be only
was tj ng y 0U r time to keep you here.
Tho ca8h j er w jH settle with you. What
j B our i OS8 j s your gain.— Boston
Transcript.
Preferred the Burglar.
The burglar’s wife was in the wit¬
ness box and the prosecuting attorney
was conducting a vigorous cross-exam¬
ination.
“Madam, you are the wife of this
man?”
“Yes.”
“You knew he was a burglar when
you married him?”
“Yes. ”
“How did you come to contract a
matrimonial alliance with such a man?”
“Well,” the witness said, sarcasti¬
cally, “I was getting old, and had to
choose between a lawyer and a burg¬
lar.”
The cross-examination ended there.
Feet and Hands.
“I should like to have seen Trilby’s
foot,” said the artistic woman.
“Very fine, no doubt, murmured her
inartistic husband, reminiscently, “but
you should have seen the hand I held
last night—four kings and an ace."—
Washington Star.
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He Changed His Mind.
“Have you carefully considered all
that I have said, my boy?” asked the
old gentleman the day after he bad
given bis son a little fatherly advice.
“Yes, father,” replied the young
man meokly.
“You are getting near the age at
which a young man naturally begins
to look around for a wife, and I don’t
want you to make a mistake.”
“I’ll try not to, father.”
: “No butterflies of fashion, my boy.
but a girl of some solid worth; one
who has some practical accomplish¬
ments.”
“Yes, father,”
“Never mind the piano-player; small nev
er mind the dancing and the
talk. When you find a girl who can
cook, my boy, it will be time to think
of marrying. When you find a girl
who can make up her own bed, knows
how to set the table without forgetting
something, is able to put up the pre¬
serves, and, above all, is good at sew¬
ing, go in and win her, my boy, and
you will Lave my blessings.”
“I have resolved, father, to seek
such a wife as you describe,” said the
young man, with determination. “I
see the folly of seeking a wife in socie¬
ty. I will go to a female employment and
office for servants this afternoon,
see if I can find one that will answer.
And then I’ll have mother call on her,
and—and t!
“Young man, I’ll break your neck
in about a minute!”
“But you said--”
“Never mind what I said. I’ve
changed my mind.”
Making a Sure Thing of It.
She shrank away coyly at his ap¬
proach. ?” she faltered, in
“Are you alone
apprehension. answered. “You
“I don’t know,” he
might sing a few selections and make
sure.”
He rose and would have led her to
the piano but for the cold stare she
gave him.— Detroit Tribune.
Sympathy.
“What’s this?” asked Li Hung
Chang. photograph, sire, of
“It’s a an
American society lady in evening cos¬
tume.”
“Poor thing! How deeply in royal
disfavor she must be. She appears to
have lost almost as much wardrobe as
I have.”— Washington Star.
To Whiten the Hands.
Coar,se and red hands may be whit¬
ened by using a few grains of chloride
of lime added to warm soft water for
washing. All rings ‘and bracelets
must be removed before this is used,
as the chloride of lime will tarnish
them. A soap containing this ingre¬
dient may be prepared as follows:
White powdered castile soap, 1 pound:
dry chloride of lime, 1) to 2 ounces.
Mix and beat this up in a .mortar to a
soft mass with a sufficient q uiufity of
rectified spirit. Divide tl e mass into
tablets and wrap it up in oil silk. It
may be scented by adding to the mix¬
ture a couple of drams of oil of ver
bena. In using chloride of lime it is
very important to be careful to avoid
getting any of the powder into the
eyes, as it is exceedingly irritating and
may even cause blindness .—Popular
Magazine.
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man who thoroughly believes in him¬
self.”
Ethel—“How very gullible he must
b e .”
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