The Fort Gaines sentinel. (Fort Gaines, Ga.) 1895-1912, July 05, 1895, Image 1
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JOSHUA JONES, PUBLISHER.
VOL. I.
The Clock.
“Tick, tock, tick, took,”
Sings the little round-faced clock.
“See how fine I am, line folks.
Hear my voice; it never croaks,
Nor sings out with ancient drawl,
Like old granther on the wall.
I’m a jolly, merry, clock,
Where the dancers love to flock
And to dance till break of day;
Thore I lightly tick away.
“I’m no striker, you see
When ‘our young man’ comes to tea,
And to stay a wee bit o’er,
I don’t strike out ‘There’s tho door,’
When full midnight finds him here.
Nay, I tick so sweetly clear,
In each tick I put such bliss,
Sweethearts cannot help but kis3.
Babies come at my soft call:
But old granther on the wall
Strikes and croaks iu such a way,
Brightened sore, they will-not stay.
“Tick, tock, tick, tock.
I am just the sort of clock
Bor the bright ones of the earth.
All life’s merry hours from birth
To old ago I lightly tell,
With a rhythmic rise and swell,
As if hours were dancers gay
On the golden floor of day.
Tick, tock, tick, tock,”
Sings the merry, cherry clock.
—M. Phelps Dawson, in Leslie’s Weekly.
The New Hired Girl,
BY F. H. ETAUFFER.
“Robert,” she said, one morning,
“you must put an advertisment in the
paper for a girl today. Jeannette has
already given me warning, and she
only came on Monday. Was there
ever anybody so annoyed and imposed
upon as I am? These servants scorch
your handkerchiefs, burn the pud¬
ding, neglect the children, break
more than their wages amount to—
and are altogether a lazy, saucy, dis¬
respectful set! Once I get a good
girl, I shall keep her, I know!”
The advertisement was duly insert¬
ed, and tho next day Mrs. Goddard’s
nerves were constantly on a stretch,
and so were the bell-wires. Applicants
proved abundant, but Mrs. Goddard
could not, or would not make a selec¬
tion. She was determined to be
pleased for once.
“Well, have you had any appli¬
cants?” asked Mr. Goddard, on hia
return in the evening.
“A score of them, Robert. One
would think half the girls in the city
were in want of places.”
“Did you find one to suit you?”
“No, I did not. Some were shabby,
others uncomely, and most of them
without any references. One in par¬
ticular questioned me so closely and
impertinently that you would have
thought our positions reversed, and
that I had applied to her for a situa¬
tion. There goes the bell now! Do
go down, Robert, and see what kind
of a thing she is!”
Mr. Goddard went down, and on
opening the door, was pounced on by
a young girl, who hugged and kissed
him with vehemence. The light was
burning brightly in the hall, and when
the young girl threw back her veil,
Mr. Goddard beheld tho fair, fresh
face of his young sister.
“Why, Sallie,” he stammered, in
glad surprise, “we were not looking
for you!”
“That is an intimation that lam not
welcome.”
“Quite the contrary, 6is. I see a
chance for a capital joke, and you and
I always ‘took’ to them with sympa¬
thetic gusto. We advertised for a girl,
and have been overrun with callers,
none of whom suited. When my wife
heard the bell, she sent me down to
answer it, supposing you to be another
applicant. Her nerves are completely
unstrung; latterly she seems to be pos
eessed with more than her share of
nerves, and that is the reason she has
bo much trouble with her domestics,
She has never seen you; she shall en¬
gage you. ”
“I see the joke, Bob. It will be a
THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IS THE SUPREME LAW.
FORT GAINES, GA., FRIDAY. JI EY 5. 18:0.
lesson for lior. But I cauuot stay
more that two weeks.”
4 ( That will he long enough, Sallie.
Let me see—your name is—”
“Mary Anderson.”
C » That will do. Walk up into the
library. ”
Arriving at that door, Mr. Goddard
said to his wife:
“Julia, here is a girl who will no
doubt suit you.”
Sallie made a courtesy, whilo Mrs.
Goddard eyed her critically, confess¬
ing to herself that her face was at
least preposessing.
“What is your name?” she asked.
“Mary Anderson.”
“You dress remarkably well.”
“I hope you will allow mo that
privilege. I desire to impress you
favorably.”
“What can you do?”
“Almost anything.”
“That smacks of conceit,” said Mrs.
Goddard “Is there no specialty you
pride yourself upon?”
< ( No, ma’am. I am not proud.”
( < Have you any references?”
“No, ma’am.”
i I How does that come?”
“I came on from Prattville today,
fifty miles away. References are not
made a requisite there.”
i l What do you want a week?”
i < Three dollars.”
“That is too much.”
“You will find me worth that.”
“You had better give her a trial,”
whispered Mr. Goddard.
That was enough; the fictitious
Mary Anderson was at once engaged.
At the end of the first week Mrs. God¬
dard was delighted with her; before
the close of the second she would
have trebled the girl’s wages on the
merest intimation.
“I have at last been so fortunate as
to get a good girl—the most excellent
of her kind. She is neat, tractable,
obedient. She does her work well,
and in the manner I instruct her to do
it. She is kind, respectful, even-tem¬
pered, and loves the children as if they
were her own.. She is no ordinary
girl, and must have seen better days.
The fact is I can hardly keep from tak¬
ing her into companionship, she is so
sprightly, witty, scholarly—with a
large share of sound, practical sense.
She has shown me, too, how much I
have been at fault with my domestics,
and why I have had so much difficulty
to retain them. ”
“Was not that presumptive in her?”
asked Mr. Goddard, soberly.
“I did not think so—she did it in
such a mild, truthful, deferential
way. ”
“I am glad to know that you like
her,” replied Goddard, repressing a
smile.
On Saturday evening Mrs. Goddard’s
nerves were again reaching out in
every direction in their sensitiveness.
“Robert,” she said, “Mary Ander¬
son has given me warning. She is
going to leave on Monday.”
“Is that possible? What occurred
between you?”
“Nothing, my dear.”
Just then delicious strains of music
came floating up from the parlor, ac¬
companied by a voice of much com¬
pass and sweetnees.
“Who is at the piano?” asked Mr.
Goddard.
“Miss Spencer has probably dropped
in,” replied his wife.
< i Of course we should go down,”
said Mr. Goddard.
Down the couple went. It was the
“hired girl who was sweeping her
fingers so deftly over the keys.
She came toward Mr. Goddard and
ids wife, au d the former taking“Mary
Anderson in his arms, bent back her
f aCe an ‘l kissed her upon the lips,
tempting an 1 luscious as a peach.
“Robert Goddard!” exclaimed his
wife, aghast, her eyes snapping.
“Mv dear.” said he laughing heart-
ily, “this is my sister Sallie. Wo
have beeu playing a little joka on !
you.” !
Mrs. Goddard did not know whether
to laugh or cry, but being a woman of
sense, she did the former.
“Mary Anderson,” remained an¬
other week as a guest, and, profiting
by her experience, succeeded in help¬
ing Mrs. Goddard secure a satisfac¬
tory girl.—Saturday Night.
Stone Must as a Fertilizer.
Upwards of forty years ago, a farm¬
er living in Southern Michigan was
grinding his scythe. Tho grindstone
stood upon a samly bit of ground by
tho back-gate, a place selected for tho
wood pile and a general “catch-all,”
partly because it was convenient, and
partly because nothing would grow
there. After a time, the man ol>_
served that directly beneath the
grindstone, and just where the drip
from tho water-pan and the particles
of tho stone fell upon the barren soil,
some tufts of grass were growing lux¬
uriantly, and a little patch of wheat
had sprung up, throwing up strong
shoots, and indicating some quality
in the soil far more nutritive than
the gravelly waste around it.
Upon the idea started by this obser¬
vation, the farmer saved all the drip
and sediment from tfie grindstone,and
poured it upon a few hills of potatoes
planted in the immediate neighbor¬
hood. The yield of potatoes was
something phenomenal.
Many a time did the experimenter
bewail the limited condition of his fi¬
nances which prevented tho purchase
of machinery suitable for grinding
rock for fertilizer, for ho firmly holds
tho theory that by this means tho
earth would bo supplied with the ele¬
ments necessary for its most produc¬
tive state, and now a German chemist,
Julius Honsel by name, has just pub¬
lished a book on the UBe of stone-duct
as a fertilizing element for grain and
grass land anil also for fruit.
For years certain trees had given
no fruit for all the manuring they had
received, but a liberal application of
stone-dust brought forth a full crop
and great freshness in the growth and
energy of the trees. According to tho
new discoveries in this direction,
rocky land contains within itself a
store of nutrition that will serve it for
years to come.
The Ledger has on several occa¬
sions advocated the use of very large
and deep subsoil plows and the syste¬
matic stirring of the earth to new
depths, in order to bring within reach
of the roots new stores of nutrition.—•
New York Ledger.
Artificial Pearl.
It is possible to produce a film hav¬
ing much the ajipearanco of mother
of-pearl at a very trifling cost. For
this purpose aro required ono purt
nitro-cellulose, seven or eight parts of
100 per cent alcohol and twenty-one
parts ether. Soluble glass is used as
a solvent, ten parts of this to ninety
parts of water being tho proportion.
A series of interesting experiments in
color, brilliancy and consistency aro
made by adding bisulphite of carbon
in the proportion of ± verity-five ,j>arts
to a hundred parts of the solution.
Benzine may also be added, with the
effect of changing the arrangement of
the colors and varying their intensity. |
—New York Ledger.
Toughened.
“Say,” said the deputy, “I put. No.
711 on the treadmill eight hours ago
as a punishment, and I’ll be dinged if
he ain’t goin’ on jist a*s chipper and
happy as can be. ”
“Why, of course,” said the prison
warden, in tones of disgust, “Don’t
you know the feller was sent here for
bicycle stealing? That sort of thing
'is right in his line. Indianapolis.
Journal.
A llcro of the Mexican War.
William Docmer, a hero of tho Mex
ican war, who saved the lives of t hou¬
sands of American soldiers, is earning
a scanty living by washing windows
and polishing doorknobs in South
Bethlehem, Penn, “It was at Cha
pultopcc. Over twelve thousand Amer
ioans,” say-e the Philadelphia Record,
“wore quartered in and about a large
building. Walking through tho woods
one day, Docmer discovered a heavy
fuse charged with powder. IIo cut a
section a yard long out of it to prevent
its carrying lire, and then quietly fol¬
lowed up the line. Presently lie dis¬
covered up in a high tree the red of a
Mexican uniform. The foreign soldier
saw Docmer at tho same time, but the
latter drew a bead q Middy and fired.
Tho Mexican came tumbling down
from the tretf a corpse. The farther
end of tlio fuse was at tho bottom of
the tree upon which tlio Mexican sat.
Then Doemer followed the fuse back
to tho cellar of tho building, where
tho Mexicans had imbedded 80,000
pounds of powder, to which the fuse
was attacked, Ho at once informed
his captain, and tho same day General
Winfield Scott sent for Docmer,
thanked him personally, gave him
ninety days’ furlough $05 in gold and
furnished a bodyguard of ten men,
who accompanied Deefner upon a visit
to the City of Mexico. The hero is
now seventy-throe years old and gets
u pension of $12 a month.”
Grow Fat Without Beef.
In these days of high-priced beef
tlio vegetarians nro congratulating
themselves that their habits save
money. There is a vegetarian club
at tho University of Chicago, says
the News. Tlio members say that they
faro as well as any of tho students.
There are thirty members in the
club and the faculty is represented by
Professor Starr, the anthropologist.
The members of tho vegetarian club
pay only $2.50 a week for their board
and they say their menus are superior
to those of $3 and $3.50 boarding
clubs. They eat eggs, cheese and
milk,which are not strictly vegetables
but life is never sacrificed to their up
petites. '' ney eat sweet and Irish po¬
tatoes, porridge, toast, salads, maca¬
roni, all kinds of vegetables and fruits
nuti and raisins, aud occasionally such
danties as Welsh rarebit.
The members of tho club aro as
plump and healthy as those who eat
meat three times a day, and some of
them declare they have gained in
health, strength and weight since be¬
coming vegetarians. J. H. Moore,
the originator and purveyor of the
club, lias made a specialty of the
chemistry of nutrition, and is pre¬
pared to prove to any skeptic that
beans and peas contain more flesh
forming material than beef.
Gem Bearing Plants.
The assistant director of Kew gar¬
dens,lecturing recently at the London
institute on some curiosities of tropi¬
cal plant life, said that among the.so
were the pearls found occasionally in
the cocoanut palm of the Philippine
islands—pearls which, like those of
the ocean, are composed of carbonate
of liine. The bamboo, too, yields
another precious product in the shape
of true opals, which are found in its
joints. In each case this mineral mat
ter is, of course, obtained from the
soil. The natives of the Celebes use
these vegetable opals as amulets and
charms against disease.
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Chain Twenty-five Miles Long.
A Monster chain, forty kilometers
( twenty-five miles ) long, is being !
mode for Germany at the Watteinr
works, Jr. met, Belgium, the totul
weight being 680 tons, ko that sixty
eight ten-ton wagons, or a whole train,
will be required for its carriage. Chi¬
cago Times Herald,
ONE DOLLAR PER ANNUM-
NO. 215.
Effect of Cannl Drainage.
For some years there has beeu a
great deal of speculation on the ef¬
fect of opening a canal from Lake
Michigan to the Mississippi Valley.
\\ hen the project was first discussed
ship owners expressed grave doubts ns
to the propriety of such a measure. It
was claimed that the amount of water
required to keep this canal in active
motion would interfere with the navi¬
gation of the Detroit and St. Clair
Rivers. The channels are not yorv
deop, especially at certain points, and
it was stated that this heavy drainage
would shut out vessels of heavy ton¬
nage*, especially in tho late summer
and autumn, when tho water in the
great lakes is always much lower than
tlio normal. One set of navigators
nml investigators—notably those con¬
nected with the project, and of course
in favor of it, have insisted that this
was all humbug. Thero lias been
so much discussion on this point that
disinterested experts have been look¬
ing the mattter up. It is found that
this canal will require ten per cent, of
the volume of water that goes over
Niagara Falls. After a certain num¬
ber of years this amount will bo double.
It is not difficult to see that to draw
oil'a quantity of water equal to twenty
per cent of Niagara’s flow might ser¬
iously interfere with the navigation of
the rivers aforementioned. It is said
that the water of the lakes will be
lowered from twelve to eighteen
inches, and ns seasons of excessive
drought are not uncommon, a good
deal more than this must be allowed
for. Then, the only way to insure a
successful transit through these rivers
would be extensive and deep dredging.
This would necessarily entail mor¬
mons expense, If the canal project
goes through, it would bo no more
than fair to incorporate in tho con¬
tract an agreement to make the chan¬
nels of the Kt. CLiir ami Detroit
Itivers perfectly free, even in the
driest weather. — New York Ledger.
Lawyer’s Neckties.
Lawyers of this town, and in fact in
all cities, have a curious fad as re¬
gards neckties. They seem to be very
partial to those little black silk cravats.
What is meiA*, they never tie them
tastefully, but leave the ends strag¬
gling out, and sometimes the bow is
not evident at all. Now, why is this?
It is a matter of superstition or mere¬
ly tho aping of some greut man of
law who wore his cravat in the manner
above noted.
A reporter spoke to a well known
young lawyer about it, and when it
was suggested to git a new tie, the fel¬
low gave a gasp of horror.
“Why, man, I could not think of
changing it.’’
“What’s the reason?” was the in¬
quiry.
< < Reason, reason?” He looked blank
for a moment. There isn't a real rea¬
son but all the other fellows wear
them, so I have to be in the line.”
11 Well, your a strange duck if you
don’t know the cause of it.”
Liter it nas found that a black tie
of the above named sort suggests dig¬
nity and soberness that no other tie
will give.
A lawyer cannot afford to be frivo¬
lous in his attire if he is in his lan¬
guage. Its a queer fad.—Syracuse, N.
Y. Rost.
William as a Smuggler.
Some years ago a tame, long-haired
goat formed part of the regular crew
of a passenger steamer on service be¬
tween an .English port and a continen¬
tal-one, says London Notes and Quer¬
ies. After a time the customs author¬
ities discovered that it wore a false
coat, many sizes too largo for it. The
goat’s own hair was clipped very close ;
round its body were packed cigars,
lace, eta , and then the false c
skillfulrlput on and fastened b;
and tjii . JlpNMsiS