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CALOMEL MAKES II SICK, 111 IT’S MERCURY A! SALIVATES Straighten Up! Don’t Lose a Day’s Work! Clean Your Sluggish Liver and Bowels With “Dodson’s Liver Tone.” Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take a dose of the vile, dangerous drug to night and tomorrow you may lose a day’s work. Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it comes into contact with sour bile crashes into it, break ing it up. This is when you feel thr.t awful nausea and cramping. If you feel sluggish and “all knocked out,” if your liver is torpid and bowelo consti pated or you have headache, dizziness, coated tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour, just try a spoonful of harmless Dodson’s Liver Tone. Here’s my guarantee—Go to any drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent bottle of Dodson’s Liver Tone. Take a spoonful tonight and if it doesn’t WIHTWSMITH's ff (IhllTonic Sold for 47 years. For Malaria, CHills and Fever. Also a Fine General Strengthening Tonic. 60c and SI.OO at all Drag Store*, Looked That Way. The postman handed him the let ter. One glance at the envelope sent him nearly into hysterics. “Heavens!” he cried, “the first chal lenge I ever got.” “Duel” was in big letters on the outside of the envelope. “But I can’t fight and —” So he hurried to the station house, explained that he knew of no enemy who should demand his blood and asked for protection. Three blue-coated arms of the law presented themselves. The detective force hurried out. By that time the desk sergeant had recov ered. He said it meant “Due one cent.” — Utica Press. Forgot the Hostess. The Lady—The last officer billeted on us knew no one else in the neigh borhood. The Officer —Great Scott! How aw ful. Perhaps adversity may prepare a man for the life beyond the grave, but it curtails his credit while on earth. A Famous Physician’s Wonderful Discovery After a series of careful experiments and tests at the Invalids' Hotel and Sur gical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., covering many years—Dr. Pierce, the medical di rector of that hospital, made announcement that he could prove that a medicine which he called “ANURIC” was the best uric acid solvent now to be had. As a rem edy for those easily recognized symptoms of inflammation—as scalding urine, back ache and frequent urination, as well as sediment in the urine, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheumatism, lum bago, sciatica, gout, it is simply wonder ful how quickly “Anuric” acts; causing the pains and stiffness rapidly to disap pear. 1 Swollen hands, ankles, feet are due to a dropsical condition, often caused bv disordered kidneys. Naturally when the Biliousness Means Suicide The function of the liver is to purify the blood and keep the system free from poison and decay Constipation, biliousness, weakness, dullness, general lassitude and headache’s result from an unclean liver. It is nothing less than slow suicide to allow such a condition to continue. The established remedy is Dr. TSiacher’s Liver and Blood Syrup It is a pure, harmless and effective vegetable remedy, prescribed by reputable physicians for liver complamte biliousness, kidney trouble, impure or bad blood, pimpies, indigestion, sour stomach, sick headaches. It contains gentle laxatives, which encourage the liver to do its duty. The response isquick. sure and lasting. Buy a bottle today. 60c and $1 at your dealer's. THACHER MEDICINE CO., CHATTANOOSA, TENN. Every Woman Want® ANTISEPTIC 'POWDER FOR personal hygiene Dissolved in water for douches stops s»elric catarrh, ulceration and inflam mation. Recommended by Lydia fc~ Pinkham Med. Co. for ten years. A healing wonder for nasal catarrh, sore throat ar.d sore eyes. Economical. Has extraordinary cleansing and germicidal Sample Free. 50c. all druggists, or postpaid by L mall. The Paxton Toilet Oxnpany^Bortom^Ma^^ %L! FOR ! £^ jM ,,Y > STANDARC of EXCELLENCE 50UTK* aN MADE CHATTANOOGA BAKERY CH ATTAN OOGAKTejf^^ DAISY FIT KIUER gj,-* Si n.pm ft anliFEa.Ma DlKtfc A,,., li■ itl/O. O.V. N. u., ATLANTA, NO. 21-1916. straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous by morning 1 want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson’s Liver Tone Is destroying the sale of calomel be cause it is real liver medicine; entire ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sali vate or main you sick. I guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson’s Liver Tone will put your slug gish liver to work and clean your bow els of that sour bile and constipated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. I guar antee that, a bottle of Dodson’s Liver Tone will keep your entire family feel ing fine for months. Give it to your children. It is harmless; doesn’t gripe and they like its pleasant taste. —Adv. The Front Row. “The British army has raised its age limit to forty-five years,” said H. E. Gresham, the British consul at Cleveland. “The age limit originally was thirty-eight. “The army isn’t so exclusive, either, as to age or as to physique as it was at first. “A slacker in Manchester tried to get exempted the other day. “ ‘l’ve got such poor eyesight,’ he said. ‘I can’t see any distance at all.’ “ ‘Oh, that'll be all right,” said the surgeon. ‘You’ll have an excellent view. We’ll give you a trench in the very front line.’ ” Plenty. “I never saw such a lot of old shoes as they threw after the bridal car riage when Miss Ann Teek got mar ried.” “Well, you know, Ann was the only girl in the family, and they’ve been saving up shoes for a long, long time.” Making a million dollars looks com paratively easy to the man who has been trying to get a crying baby to sleep. kidneys are deranged the blood is filled with poisonous waste matter, which set tles in the feet, ankles and wrists; or under the eyes in bag-like formations. It is just as necessary to keep the kid neys acting properly as to keep the bow els active. The very best possible way to take care of yourself is to take a glass of hot water before meals and an “Anuric” tablet. In this way it is readily dissolved with the food, picked up by the blood and finally reaches the kidneys, where it has a tonic effect in rebuilding those organs. Step into the drug store and ask for a 50-eent package of “Anuric,” or send Dr. Pierce 10c for trial pckg. “Anuric”—many times more potent than lithia, eliminates uric acid as hot water melts sugar. A short trial will convince you. —Adv. OUOH! LUMBAOOT Try Musterole. See How Quickly It Relieves. You just rub MUSTEROLE in briskly, aad usually the pain is gone—a delicious, soothing comfort comes to take its place. MUSTEROLE is a clean, white oint ment, made with oil of mustard. .Use it instead of mustard plaster. Will not blister. Doctors and nurses use MUSTEROLE and recommend it to their patients. They will gladly tell you what relief it gives from Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Croup, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia, Congestion, Pleurisy, Rheumatism, Lum bago, Pains and Aches of the Back or Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruises, Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds of the Chesc (it often prevents Pneumonia). At your druggist’s, in 25c and 50c jars, and a special large hospital size for $2.50. Be sure you get the genuine MUS TEROLE. Refuse imitations—get what you ask for. The Musterole Company, Cleveland, Ohio. GALLS TON E 9 Avoid operations. Positive remedy— rn C* C fA'o OiJ) —Besults sure Write for our P r\ r.r blit Book of Truth uml Facts To-l>ay. Gallstone Remedy Co..Oc»t.C-M,2l}S,DevUnSt.,Ckic*«i In W omans Realm Two Modish Coats of Checked Serge and Tan Covert Cloth, Crave netted, Which Are Among the Best of the Season's Offernigs— Simple but Extremely Effective Party Frock That Will Appeal to the Small Maid. Two coats, made to brave the spite ful return of the north wind in May and the showers from spring skies, are shown in the picture given here. They are of checked serge and tan covert cloth, cravenetted, and there fore not hurt by dampness. Their style is excellent and distinctive. There have been so many checked coats in the season’s showings that it would seem almost impossible for any thing new and also attractive to make its appearance among them. But the model presented, while cut on familiar MADE TO BRAVE ALL WEATHERS. and well-liked lines, shows a finish en tirely novel. All its edges are fin ished with a piping of white and out lined with narrow flat silk braid, mak ing the sharp and snappy contrast of black and white in a conservative fashion. It has a “chin-chin” collar. The short coat of covert cloth trimmed with plain broadcloth is frankly a model for all-round wear, and does not commit itself to any sort of special occasion. It is pictured worn with an afternoon frock of taf feta. N-rtfV-.y--;:;. . V ?T‘\ A y '-1L PARTY FROCK FOR THE SMALL MAID. Here is a party frock for the little inaid from about eight years up to twelve years old that will delight her and please her mother as well. It seems hardly worth while to de scribe the method of making it. be cause it is so clearly set forth in the picture. But for the benefit of the inexperienced who may be encouraged to undertake it, it may be mentioned that the body of the frock is of cot ton net and is merely a full slip set on to a narrow round yoke of lace and reaching nearly to the knees. Three scant ruffles of lace are set about the bottom of this slip, and it is shirred in about the hips with three shirrings set close together. This shirring shapes the slip into a long waist and short skirt. The sleeves are merely puffs of net edged with a double frill of net. Over this slip of net a short over dress is worn. It is made of two lengths of yard-wide taffeta cut with narrow straps over the shoulder and scalloped about the bottom. The scal lops are bound with a narrow binding of taffeta made from strips cut on the bias. The silk is shirred over a cord about the neck, and the arm’s eye and shoulder straps are bound like the scallops. The fullness of the silk la drawn in about the hips with two shirrings over cable cord, forming a sprightly flounce below. The over dress slips on over the head. Aa pictured, it ia made of light blue shiny taffeta with considerable stiffness. The frock is worn over a petticoat or slip of fine lawn edged with ruf ties trimmed with narrow lingerie lace. It is made as long as the frock, so that there is a glimpse of these lacy ruffles under those on the net dress health for tfiek XOcmen For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Has Been Woman’s Most Reliable Medicine —Here is More Proof. To women who are suffering from some form of woman’s special ills, and have a constant fear of breaking down, the three following letters ought to bring hope: North Crandon, WLs.— “When I was lfi years old I got married and at 18 years I gave birth to V twins and it left me with very poor health. I could VWfe hIW nofc walk across the floor without having to sit f down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about Ife and do my work. I went to a doctor and he told lljljpff, me I had a displacement and ulcers, and would [ have to have an operation. This frightened me so T'THspyl'’ much that I did not know what to do. Having > % Affvi ; V I thought I would give it a trial and it made mo as i. ’• f —lwell as ever. I cannot say enough in favor of the Pinkham remedies.”—Mrs. May we Asbacii, North Crandon, Wis. Testimony from Oklahoma. Lawton, Okla,— “When I began to take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound I seemed to be good for nothing. I tired easily and had headaches much of the time and was irregular. I took it again before my little child was born and it did me a wonderful amount of good at that time. I never fail to recommend Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound to ailing women because it has done so much for me.” —Mrs. A. L. McCasland, 609 Have St., Lawton, Okla. From a Grateful Massachusetts Woman. Roxbury, Mass.—“l was suffering from inflam mation and was examined by a physician who found W jH that my trouble was caused by a displacement, a-afr jr-jaM My symptoms were bearing down pains, backache, f and sluggish liver. I tried several kinds of medi- V-rSaJm cine; then I was asked to try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. It has cured me and lam j | pleased to be in my usual good health by using it - / : -'B and highly recommend it.” Mrs. B. M. Osgood, 1 Haynes Parle, Roxbury, Mass. If you want special advice write to Lydia - E. Piiikliam Medicine Co. (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and Jield in strict confidence. Felt Sorry for the Apostle. Mrs. Podger, a Lancashire Woman, has several sons at the front. Recent ly a neighbor, superior to her sur roundings by education and rearing, called on her, and as they talked of Saloniki, where one of these sons was, she remarked that the Salonikians were tho Thessalonians to whom St. Paul had sent a letter. “Well," said Mrs. Podger, as she looked up from her washtub, “’e may ’ave written there; I’m not sayin’ as ’ow ’e didn’t. But I’m sorry for ’im if ’e sent parcels. I sent two to my boy months since, and they aint been delivered yet.”— London Mail. HEAL SKIN TROUBLES That Itch, Burn and Disfigure by Using Cuticura. Trial Free. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal. Rashes, eczemas, pimples, dandruff and sore hands yield to treatment with Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Relief is immedi ate and healment, in most cases, com plete, speedy and permanent. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv. Appropriate. “Can you suggest a good motto to hang up in the dining room?” asked the boarding-house mistress. “How about ’Forgive us this day our daily bread?’” suggested the man who was going to move the next day any how. Time’s Changes. Flatbusli —Don’t you think times have changed? Bensonhurst —Most decidedly. Now, in the spring the young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of snow. SOAP IS STRONGLY ALKALINE and constant use will burn out the scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo ing with “La Creole” Hair Dressing, and darken, in the natural way, those ugly, grizzly hairs. Price. SI.OO. —Adv. Some men who run for office ought to be made to run the gantlet. Buy materials that last Certain-teed Fully guaranteed gf-N £ • For sale by dealer* —w mooting General Roofing Manufacturing Company World's largest manufacturers of Roofing and Building Papers 7,T k rlf7 , rhl, **» Pbllndelpfct* St. lonlii Bouton Cle.el.nd Pltuborjth Detroit S»tt Fmoclseo Clnrlnnntl >e« Orlenn. 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You will look ten years younger if yon darken your ugly, grizzly, gray hairs by using “La Creole" Hair Dressing.—Adv. Being on the right side in politics means being on the inside. A statesman is a politician who gets re-elected. For Thrush and Foot Diseases Arty:}), Save Your Stock "HANFORD’S Balsam of Myrrh A LI N I ME NT For Galls, Wire Cuts, Lameness, Strains, Bunches, Thrush, Old Sores, tIL Nail Wounds, Foot Rot, Fistula, Bleeding, Etc., Etc. iV.ade Since 1846. Price 25c, 50c and SI.OO MBB | OR TV RITE All Dealers s*