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Dissipation and Health.
Here’s another neighborhood story
from Columbia, Teim.
An aged mother, It seems, was scold
ing her oldest son for some of Ids bad
habits.
‘•Ain’t you ’shamed of yourself,” she
exclaimed, “to lx* chawin’ tobaceer and
smokin' that old pipe? You tire Jos'
ruinin' your health.”
“Hut listen, ma,” replied her son. “I
am seventy years of age, ain’t I?”
“Yes, you is,” admitted the mother,
“but maybe if you didn’t chaw an’
smoke you’d be ninety now.” —Youngs-
town Telegram.
Some Improvement.
“How does Mrs. Dubson like the new
flat?”
“Oh, she's not at all pleased with it,”
answered Mr. Dubson, “but I noticed
one encouraging sign.”
“And what was that?"
“She seemed quite content for a
week. That’s two days longer than her
previous high record.” —Birmingham
Age-Herold.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle ot
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for infants and children, and see that it
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
Days of Luxury.
“You like stories of splendor and ex
travagance?”
“Yes. I even enjoy reading an old
cook hook and seeing how lavishly peo
ple used to toss butter and eggs and
cream around.”
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THE LEGISLATURE
All Democratic Nominees For The Senate
And House Elected Except In
Two Counties
DORSEY GETS LARGE VOTE
President Wilson Carries The State
By Overwhelming Majority.
Hughes Wins In Pickens
Atlanta. —Returns from over the
state show the election of the entire
state and congressional Democratic
tickets by a large majority. Hugh Dor
sey received a splendid majority for
governor and carried every county in
the commonwealth. All five of the
constitutional amendments were rati
fied by substantial majorities.
The regular Democratic nominees
for the state senate and lower house
were successful in Tuesday’s election,
according to the returns, with the ex
ception of Towns and Fannin, where
the Republicans won.
The new' stale senators and mem
bers of the house, with their addresses,
are as follows:
Senate
First —J. B. Duke, Pembroke.
Second —H. H. Elders, Reidsville.
Third —J. B. Moore, Baxley.
Fourth —S. C. Tcwnsend, St. Marys.
Fifth —R. G. Dickerson, Homerville.
Sixth —\V . H. Hendricks, Tifton.
Seventh —H. W. Hopkins, Thornas
ville.
Eighth—H. H. Merry, Pelham.
Ninth—J. C. Odum, Newton.
Tenth —S. J. Yeomans, Leesburg.
Eleventh — J. B. Mills, Fort Gaines.
Twelfth —R. T. Humber, Jr., Rich
land.
Thirteenth —M. B. Council, Ameri
cus.
Fourteentli —J. R. Dykes, Cochran.
Fifteenth D. Roscoe Peacock, East
man.
Sixteenth—M. T. Riner, Meeks.
Seventeenth —E. V. Heath, Waynes
boro.
Eighteenth—Sam L. Olive, Augusta.
Nineteenth —James Davison, Greens
boro.
Twentieth George Gilmore, San
ders ville.
Twenty-first—G. H. Carswell, Irwin
ton.
Twenty-second—J. C. Beauchamp,
Williamson.
Twenty-third—W. F. Weaver, Rey
nolds.
Twenty-fourth—Ed Wohlwender, Co
lumbus.
Twenty-fifth—R. Leonard, Talbot
ton.
Twenty-sixth—C. D. Iledwine, Fay
etteville.
Twenty-seventh—H. 11. Price, High
Shoals.
Twenty-eighth—H. R. Dejarnette,
Eaten ton.
Twenty-ninth—Boyce Ficklen, Wash
ington.
Thirtieth —C. O. Stevens, Crawford.
Thirty-first—A. A. McCurry, Hart
well.
Thirty-second C. H. Edwards,
Cleveland.
Thirty-third—James B. G. Logan,
Homer.
Thirty fourth —Alonzo Field, Stone
Mountain.
Thirty-fifth—Walter P. Andrews, At
lanta.
Thirty-sixth—J. T. Kirby, Newnan.
Thirty-seventh—Frank S. Loftin,
Franklin.
Thirty-eighth—l. F. Mundy, Rock
mart.
Thirty-ninth—F. M. Blackwell, Can
ton.
Fortieth—T. L. Bynum, Clayton.
Forty-first—T. A. Brown (Dem.),
Blue Ridge, defeated Dr. E. Y. Gilliam
(Rep.), Blue Ridge.
Forty-second-—R. A. Denny, Rome.
Forty-third—E. H. Beck, Eton.
Forty-fourth—W. C. Hullender,
Ringgold.
House Of Representatives
Appling- -J. W. Johnson, Baxley.
Bacon—Dr. J. H. Carter, Alma.
Baker —W. J Kidd, Newton.
Baldwin—J. H. Effhis, Milledgeville.
Ranks—O. N, Harden, Homer.
Barrow—H. N. Rainey, Winder.
BartowVW. W. Tripp, Taylorsville;
M. L. Johnson, Cartersville.
Ben Hill—W. B. Walker, Fitzgerald.
Berrien —A. H. Giddens, Nashville.
Bibb—Ben J. Fowler, Joe H. Hall,
H. L. Barfield, Macon.
Bleckley—T. I). Walker, Jr., Coch
ran.
Brooks—J. J. McCall, S. M. Turner,
Quitman.
Bryan—A. M. Cason, Ellabelle.
Bulloch—F. T. Lanier, J. W. Wright,
Statesboro. „ „
Burke—Joseph Law, G. O. Buxton,
Waynesboro.
Butts—R W. Mays, Jackson.
Calhoun—W. E. Harvin, Morgan.
Camden—R. H. Frohock, St. Marys.
Campbell—R. D. Tatum, Palmetto.
Candler—L. E. Youmans, Metter.
Carroll—l. H. P. Beck, Bowdon; J.
M. Bagwell, Carrollton.
Catoosa—Carroll probable winner.
Charlton—T. L. Pickren, Folkston.
Chatham—A. A. Lawrence, L. D.
Wylly, J. Hammond Eve, Savannah.
Chattahoochee —G. G. Gordy, Cus
seta.
Chattooga—T. J. Worsham, Summer
ville.
Cherokee —John S. Wood, Canton.
Clarke—L. C. Brown, R. Toombs Du-
Bose, Athens.
Clay—E Z. Arnold, Fort Gaines.
Clayton—J. O. Blalock, Toombsboro.
Clinch—A. H. Culpepper, Homer
ville. _
Cobb—John P. Cheney, Fred Mor
ris. Marietta.
Coffee—C. E. Stewart (probable).
Colquiit—M. E. Nesmith, Moultrie.
Columbia—l. V. Ballard, Harlem.
Coweta—Garland M. Jones, Stanford
Arnold. Newnan.
Crawford—R. L. Dickey, Musella.
Crisp—W. H. Dcrris, Cordele.
Dawson—J. J. Harden, Dawsonville.
Decatur—A. B. Conger, P. 11. Grif
fin. Bainbridge.
SIO,OCO Monument For Jefferson Davis
Dallas, Texas.—The United Daugh
ters of the Confederacy, in session
here, re-elected Mrs. Frank G. Odenhei
mer of Washington, D. C., president
general, and all other major officers,
and gave their pledge to raise SIO,OOO
toward a monument to be erected on
the Jefferson Davis birthplace at Fair
field, Ky. Although there were no oth
er candidates for president general,
twenty votes were cast by the Mary
land state division against the re-elec
tion of Mrs. Odenheimer.
Dodge—John L. Cravey, Eastman.
Dooly —W. H. Lassiter, Vienna.
Dougherty—W. H. Burt, Albany.
Douglas T. J. Duncan, Douglas
ville.
Early—Castellow, Blakeley.
Echols—G. L. Roberts, Statenville.
Elbert —W. F. Jones, Sr., Dr. F. L.
Adams, Elberton.
Emanuel —B. L. Brinson, Jr., Still
more; 1. S. Woods, Swaitisboro.
Evans —No provision.
Fannin —W. W. Woody (Rep), Blue
Ridge.
Fayette—Dr. J. A. S. Chambers,
Fayetteville.
Floyd—John W. Bale, Seaborn
Wright, James W. Russel), Rome.
Forsyth—J. P. Fowler, Cumming.
Franklin—B. F. Bond, Carnesville.
Fulton—Dr. J. E. White, John Y.
Smith, Spencer R. Atkinson, Atlanta.
Glascock—T. J. Harden, Avern.
Glynn —L R. Akin, Brunswick.
Gordon—V. H. Haynes, Calhoun.
Grady—J. F. Stone, Cairo.
Greene—J. Hart Sibley, Union Point.
Gwinnett—G. F. Kelley, A. T.
Greene, Lawrenceville.
* Habersham—Sam Kinsey, Clarkes-
Hall—Ernest Palmer, H. S. Daven
port, Gainesville. , „
Hancock—Williatn H. Burwell, Spar
ta
Haralson—W. O. Strickland, Buch
anan- ’ ..
Harris—E. B. Trammell, Hamilton.
Hart —Seaborn Winn, Royston.
Heard —O. A. Moore, Franklin.
Henry —W. A. Bellah, Stockbridge.
Houston—L. L. Brown, C. C. Rich
ardson, Perry.
irwin—J. 11. Clements, Irwinville.
Jackson—J. S. Ayers, John N. Hol
der, Jefferson.
Jasper—W. H. Key, Monticello.
Jeff Davis—W. C. Hinson, Hazel
hurst. ... r •
Jefferson —James King, Louisville.
Jenkins —A. S. Anderson, Millen.
Johnson —S. A. Scott, Adrian.
Jones—J. H. Wright, Gray.
Laurens—L. O. Stubbs, George B.
Davis, Dublin. •>
Lee—J. H. Clifton, Leesburg.
Liberty—T. L. IJoward, Donald.
Lincoln —G. B. Cullers, Lincolnton.
Lowndes —W. T. Statten, O. K.
Jones, Valdosta.
Lumpkin—C. R. Arnold, Dahlcnega.
Macon—Dr. B. B. Brooks, Ogle
thorpe.
Madison —J. L. Mercier, Danielsville.
Marion—J. P. Hogg, Buena Vista.
McDuffie—J. Glenn Stovall, Thom
son.
Mclntosh —John D. Clark, Darien.
Meriwether—H. F. Culpepper, Byron
Williams, Greenville.
Miller—G. VV. Cook, Colquitt.
Milt;n —Charles B. Hagood, Duluth.
Mitchell—W. J. Mullins, Baconton.
Monroe —C. M. Taylor, Sworrs.
Montgomery—Gen N. Bai’wick, Mt.
Vernon.
Morgan—J. B. Swords, Madison.
Murray—J. W. Austin, Spring Place.
Muscogee —H. H. Swift, S. P. Hatch
er, Jr., W. C. Neill, Columbus.
Newton—F. I). Ballard, Covington.
Oc nee —J. H. Low, High Shoals.
Oglethorpe—C. L. Howard, Lexing
ton.
Paulding—B. H. Owens, Dallas.
I’ierco Jackson Walker, Black
shear.
Pike —S. S. Barrett, Meansville.
Polk —J. J. Cooper, Gedartown.
Pulaski —Howard E. Coates, Haw
kinsville.
Putnam—W. T. Davidson, Eatonton.
Quitman —Dr. Lauren Gary, George
town.
Rabun—W. F. Holden, Clayton.
Randolph—R. M. Bowen, Sheldon.
Richmond—W. It. McDonald, M. D.
Pilcher, J. R. Bealle, Augusta.
Rockdale —J. Henry McCalla, Con
yers.
Schley—C. B. McCrory, Ellaville.
Screven —J. C. Hollingsworth, Syl
vania.
Spalding—S. Grantland, Griffin.
Stephens —D. S. Hayes, Toccoa.
Stewart—W. S. Boyett, Lumpkin.
Sumter —Stephen Pace, Ed Timmer
man, Americus.
I’albot —W. A. Baldwin, Talbotton.
Taliaferro —J. A. Beazley, Crawford
ville.
Tattnall —W. T. Burkhalter, Reids
ville.
Taylor—C. W. Fay, Butler.
Telfair —Fred A. Smith, Mcßae.
Terrell—D. C v Pickett, Dawson.
Thomas —James H. Burch, Thomas
ville; J. A. Bowers, Ochlochnee.
Tift —R. C. Ellis, Tifton.
Towns —A. L. Adams (Rep.).
Twiggs—J. D. Shannon, Jefferson
ville
Troup —W. Trox Bankston, West
Point; Lee Wyatt, LaGrange.
Turner—J. H. Gillmore, Rebecca.
Union —Returns incomplete.
Upson —W. Y. Allen. Thomaston.
Walker —John Harris, LaFayette.
Walton —J. B. Blassingame, J. E.
Wright, Monroe.
Ware— Calvin W. Parker, L. V.
Williams, Waycross.
Warren—P. G. Veazey, Warrenton
Washington —W. R. Hodges, T. Jen
Swint, Sandersville.
Wayne—G. C. Hatcher, Jesup.
Webster —L. E. Desmord, Weston.
Wheeler —J. L. Sumner, Alamo.
White —J. J. Kimsey, Robertstown.
Whitfield —Dennis Barrett, Dalton.
Wilcox —Dr. J. D. Maynard, Abbe
vine
Wilkes —A. S. Anderson, Danburg;
F. G. Barker, Washington.
Wilkinson —W. A. Jones, Irwinton.
Worth- —G. B. Williams, Sylvester.
Huge Still Raided In Cherokee County
Marleta, Ga—One of the largest il
licit distilleries ever found in this sec
tion was destroyed by Deputy Revenue
Collector J. A. Henderson, assisted by
Deputy Sheriff Hicks. The outfit was
discovered just over the Cherokee line.
The officers found two 150-gallon stills
in working order, 1,500 gallons of beer,
ten gallons of whiskey, twenty-five
bushels of meal and 100 bushels of
malt. No arrests were made.
All Railroads May Fight 8-Hour Law
Chicago. —All railroads of the coun
try are considering filing injunuction
suits attacking the Adamson law as
was done by the Chicago Rock Island
and Pacific here and previously in oth
er states by the Union Pacific and the
Atchison Topeka and Santa Fe accord
ing to Vice President Sewall
Villa Uses Redhot Iron To Brand Men
El Paso, Texas. —Another form of
torture is being used by Villa and his
bandits, according to a refugee who
arrived here. Instead of cutting off
the ears of the captured Carranza sol
diers, the refugees say Villa has or
dered them branded with redhot iron,
the branding iron being shaped to
form the letters “V. C.,” for Venustiano
Carranza. A Carranza soldier who
1 escaped from Santa Rosalia, walked to
Orlz and rode to Juarez on a freight
[train reported having seen many Car
ranza soldiers and officers killed
rittMill MAIttIiAIN
IN FIERCE BATTLE
Desperate Fighting Is Reported For The
Possession Of the Village
Of Sailly Saillisel
TEUTONS ATTACK RUSSIASN
Petrograd Admits That Southeast Of
Lemberg The Austro-Germans Have
Captured Russian Trenches
London.—After days of sanguinary
fighting, the village of Saillisel, lying
to the east of Peronne-Bapaume, in the
Somme region of France, has at last
fallen entirely into the hands of the
troops of General Foch. In the cap
ture of the town the French inflicted
heavy casualty on the Germans and,
in addition, captured seven officers
and two hundred and twenty men and
eight machine guns. On the remain
der of the front in France artillery
duels are in progress.
Little fighting cf moment is going
on in the Russian, Macedonian and
Austro-Italian theaters. Along ~ the
Narayuvka river in Galicia attacks by
the Russians have been put down by
the Austro-Germans. The town of
Polog and Julse hill have been cap
tured by the Serbians from the Bul
garians, according to Paris. Berlin
admits an advance by the Serbians in
this region. No infantry engagements
on the Austro-Italian front have been
reported.
French Charge And Gain Ground
Paris.—The war office announces
that the French gained ground in the
battle which has been In progress for
several days for possession of Saily-
Sallisel, on the Somme front. The
Germans penetrated French trenches
south of the Somme, but were subse
quently expelled.
MAJORITY OF PAPERS
WANT WHEAT EMBARGO
In Southern States, However, Senti
ment Appears To Be Against
Such Procedure
Columbus, Ohio. —Of 175 newspapers
throughout the United States which
participated in a poll conducted by the
National Association of Bakers to de
termine public sentiment on the ques
tion of an embargo on wheat, 74 have
expressed themselves as in faVor of
such an embargo or as inclined to such
views where no editorial stand has
been taken on the subject, according
to a report made public here. Fifty
four expressed themselves as definite
ly opposed to an embargo. The re
maining papers did not answer in full
the questions asked and the informa
tion sought was not given.
The sentiment in favor of the em
bargo seems to be developed most
largely in the Northern states and the
Southern states appear to be against
it. Several of the Southern editors
expressed themselves regarding an em
bargo or export tax as a war meas
ure.
Answering a question as to the sen
timent of their communities in regard
to the project, forty-four reported their
communities as in favor and nineteen
against the measure.
The detailed results of the poll, It
is contemplated, will be placed before
President Wilson and the departments
of agriculture and commerce within
the month.
The Master Bakers' association an
nounces that the poll was taken in
furtherance of an effort to conserve
American crops to secure lower prices
of flour in this country.
Much More Decisive Policy Expected
Petrograd.—The Russian newspa
pers comment briefly and reservedly
on the re-election of President Wilson,
confining themselves in general to the
conclusion that a more decisive foreign
policy is as much to be expected un
der Mr. Wilson as it would have been
under Mr. Hughes
Big Snowfall In State Of Wisconsin
Green Bay, Wis. —Snow has been
falling in center and upper Wisconsin
36 hours and had reached a depth of
two feet in drifted spots in Green Bay.
Reports indicate that it is general
through this part of the state. The
storm is in the nature of a blizzard
being accompanied by a high wind.
Judge Toulmin Summoned By Death
Mobile, Ala. —Judge Harry Theopi
lus Toulmin, United States court,
southern district of Alabama, died
here. He was stricken with paralysis.
This December he would have served
thirty years on the federal bench. Re
cently he notified President Wilson of
his Intention to retire December 1,
but his resignation had not been ac
cepted. He was born in Toulminville,
March 4, 1835. At 16 he entered the
University of Alabama and later took
courses at the Universities of Vir
ginia and Louisiana.
Policeman Is Killed By Atlanta Negro
Atlanta, Ga. —Policeman W. E. Ar
mistead was shot to death and Police
man W. D. Wallace Injured about one
o’clock in the morning in a duel with
an unknown negro whom they had just
placed under arrest. The two men
made the arrest at the corner of
Simpson and Orme streets, a part of
their beat. Just as they were about
to place the handcuffs on the black
he jerked loose from their hold, and.
drawing his pistol, began firing. Hi?
action was so sudden that the police
men had no time to act in defense.
winning ot Water
(BY V. M. PIERCE, M. D.)
The general conclusions of the latest
Medical Scientists proves that drink
ing plenty of pure water both between
meals and with one's meals is bene
*hcial to health. It has now been prov
en by means of the X-rays and actual
tests upon many healthy young men
that the drinking of large amounts of
water with meals is often beneficial.
Therefore if you want to keep healthy
drink plenty of pure water (not ice
water), both with your meals and be
tween meals. If you ever suffer from
backache, lumbago, rheumatism, or any
of the symptoms of kidney trouble —
such as deep colored urine, sediment
in urine, getting oat of bed at night fre
quently and other troublesome effects,
take a little Anuric before meals.
These Anuric Tablets can be obtained
at almost any drug store.
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When your health runs down you
should wind up all your bad habits.
Dr. Peery’s “Dead Shot" not only expels
Worms or Tapeworm but cleans out the
mucus in which they breed and tones up
the digestion. One dose sufficient. Adv.
You can’t tell what a man is until
you argue with him. If his opinions
fail to jibe with yours, lie’s a crank.
Salvation Diet.
First Moth —Why so thin and emaci
ated, brother?
Second Ditto —I was shut up all win
ter with a young lady’s bathing suit.
Not another bite to eat in the closet!
—Punch Bowl.
Old Lady Meant Well, But—
The old lady had had a charge of
drunknenness dismissed, and was pro
fuse in her gratitude to the magis
trate.
“I thought you wouldn’t be ’ard on
ine, your worship,” she remarked, as
she left the dock. “I know how aften
a kind ’eart beats beneath an ugly
face.”
“Kidded" the Inspectors.
The other day two sanitary inspec
tors were making a round of the cot
tages in a certain English village. Dur
ing their visit they came to one where
lived three adults. On being admitted,
after waiting about ten minutes, one
of the inspectors said, angrily:
“How many persons are there in this
house?”
“There are five,” answered the man
of the house.
“Five!” exclaimed the inspector,
“there’ll have to he two less in it.”
“So there will when you two get
out,” was the sarcastic reply.
Hard Work.
David Belasco was talking about Ib
sen, whose later plays are greatly ad
mired.
“Ibsen,” said Mr. Belasco, “wrote
plays in the intervals of stage manag
ing from the age of twenty on. It
was only with ‘Ghosts, 1 at the age of
sixty that he won world-wide fame.
“A lady said to Ibsen, on the produc
tion of ‘Ghosts’:
“ ‘What a'genius you are!’
“Ibsen turned to his wife:
“ ‘l’ve worked fifteen hours a day for
forty years,’ he said, and now they call
me a genius.’ ”
Think of It —
People cut out tea or coffee before retiring when these
beverages interfere with sleep. In the morning they
drink freely of them, strangely overlooking the fact that
at whatever time of day the cup is drunk the drug,
caffeine, in tea and coffee is irritating to the nerves.
More and more people are turning to
Instant Postum
the drug-free, nourishing, comforting cereal drink.
"There's a Reason”
nfriINLSSEE FOLKS
Clifton, Tenn. —“I wish to say that
I suffered from backache and kidney
trouble ijpr some time. I could hardly
do any kind of work. I heard of the
Anuric Tablets so I tried them, and
they cured my backache. I hope peo
ple who are troubled with backache
will give Anuric a good trial. These
tablets do all that Is required of them
—they will not fall to benefit.’’ —MISS
ERMINE RUTH MOSER, It. F. D. 2.
Jasper, Fla.—“ For several years I
suffered very much from kidney and
bladder trouble. By using Anuric my
trouble is very much improved. I
would advise all sufferers from kid
ney trouble to use it.” —MRS. IS
ADORE S. GEIGER.
Pleasant Pellets for stomach, liver
and bowels are made up of May apple,
aloe leaves and jalap. This well
known pellet was first made up by
Dr. Pierce, and can be had for a quar
ter from almost any apothecary —ask
for Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets.—Adv.
FRESH - CRISP WHOLESOME* DELICIOUS
Tkl SANITARY METHODS APPLIED IN THE
MAKING OP THESE BISCUITS MAKE
THEM THE
STANDARD °f EXCELLENCE
Dmlct Has (hem. or if not br should*
<Ask hire or writs as qivtciq his name.
CHATTANOOGA BAKERY CM * T ?f.«°.°**
Crackles and bluejays often destroy
eggs and nestlings of other birds.
Round after round is the way the
pugilist ascends the ladder of fame.
Sore Eyes, Blood-Shot Eyes, Watery Eyes,
Sticky Eyes, all healed promptly with night
ly applications of Roman Eye Balsam. Adv.
When a woman marries a man to re
form him she has a lifetime job of it at
least twenty-four hours a day.,
A man may wake his first baby just
to see it laugh, hut he never disturbs
the peaceful slumber of the second.
SOAP IS STRONGLY ALKALINE
and constant use will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo
ing with “La Creole” Hair Dressing,
and darken, in the natural way, those
ugly, grizzly hairs. Price. sl.oo.—Adv.
Awful Mixup.
He —What’s the matter with your
churcfi choir? They don’t seem to pull
together.
She —Well, the tenor’s in love with
the soprano, who is in love with the
basso, who is deeply infatuated with
the alto, who loves the tenor, but is
married to the organist!—Judge.
Eugenics.
Messenger—The trained nurse has
coine, madam.
Prominent Female Philosopher (of
the future) —What for?
Messenger—Can it be possible that
you have forgotten?
Prominent Female Philosopher (ad
justing her glasses thoughtfully)—
Dear me. I had forgotten all about
that baby.—Exchange.
To Save Nut Trees.
The Northern Nut Growers' asso
ciation is trying to save the fine nut
trees, says a circular just sent out
by the association. The association
was founded a few years ago by a sur
geon, a family physician, a lawyer,
a professor of horticulture and a plain
ordinary enthusiast —all tree lovers,
of course. Along with the many oth
ers who have joined them, they have
learned how to graft the nut trees,
and they believe that we would have
orchards worth SSOO or more per acre,
if they were composed of trees as good
as the best native trees now growing
wild right here in the United States.