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WHY HE DID NOT XAKttY AUAIX.
Yes, mum, I know pertiekelers, and
these arc them—.
When Mrs Brownly was a dyin\she
said to Mr. Brownly :
“ Aminidab, don't you ever marry
again, or I'll scalp her,” and Aminidab
Brownly he said, “ No, I won't, Almira :
I won’t never think ou’t. I set too much
by you.”
And I suppose he meant it then ; but
widowers will be widowers, and, after
Mrs. Brownly had been dead a year.
Mr. Brownly t*)ok the crupe off his hat
and took to calling ou Caroline Cushing,
and all the neighbors said to each other,
“ Did you ever?” “My goodness!”
and “ I want to know."
Well, Mr. Brownly he was fourhand
ed, and Caroline, she warn’t so mighty
young, and it seemed as if she was go
iu’ to have him ; but all of a sudden he
didn't go there no more, and Mr. Brown
ly looked awful solemn, and put the
crape on his hat again, and all of the
neighbors wanted to know how things
really was, and some of ’em called on
Caroline’s mother, Widow Cushing, and
says to her:
“ It seems, mum, to us as if Caroline
warn't going to step off, arter all.”
“ It does appear that way,” says Wid
ow Cushing.
“ Caroline is sort of set agin widow
ers, we suppose,” said Mrs. Russal.
“ Well, I dunuo as she is,*’ says the
Widow Cushing—says she ; “ Caroline
is in her twenty-seventh year, aud she’s
been disappointed twice ; and she kinder
thought a widower would do if he was
steady and equinomical and forehanded ;
but singular things has occurred, ladies,
singular things lifts occurred.”
“ We want to know?” says they.
“Very singular things,” says Widow
Cushing, “ Carliue kinder felt to feel
that she hadn't orter risk no moie; but,
ladies, take off your bonnets, and An
rorv you set the tea table, and I’ll just
tell you all about it over our meal.”
So they said how they would stay,
since she was so pressing, and they took
their things oil, and then they all sat
down ; and considerin’ it was pot-luck,
I’ve heard ’twas a real nice tea.
But I rather reckon the W idow Cush
ing must hev guessed somebody would
be over to ask pertickelers.
So the ladies, they sat by, and the
Widow she poured out, and says Mrs.
Brisle, says she:
“ Well, about them pertickelers, Mrs.
Cushing?”
“ Well,” says the Widow Cushing
firstly, “ when Mr. Brownly came here
a-eorting our Carline, he used to praise
her hair. She has a fine suit, as black
ns a coal, you know, and as wavy as
wavy kin be; and he used ter say how
handsome it was.
‘‘Well, Carline, she was pleased at
the compliment, hut arter a while she
said it was sort ov curious.
“ Whenever he'd make a remark
about it she’d feel as if there was a cold
wind blowing over her, and then as if
someone was tugging kinder soft like at
her hair, and that night arter she’d gone
to bed she’d invariable feel every now
and then as if someone was pulling a
hair out.
“ One morning she says to me—
“ ‘Ma,’ says she ‘do you think a rat
or mouse, or anything could pull my
hair in the night?’
“Says I, ‘ I hope not, Carline.’
“‘Well,’ says she, ‘somebody or
something does, for this morning I
found lots of long hairs on my pillow.’
“‘lt’s only your hair failin’ out, be
cause you wou’t wear night-caps, Car
line,’ says I.
“Says she, ‘lt may be, ma, but I
don’t think it.’
“ Aud the next day I found her a cry
in’, and as many as twenty of them long,
black hairs of hers layin in a row on the
counterpane.
“ It’s you that pulls ’em out in your
sleep, Carline,’ says I. But she shook
her head.
“ And that evening when Mr. Brown
ly called she had her hair all puckcd
up tight in a twist, as if she wanted to
hide it.
“‘Why, my dear Carline,’ says he,
* never let me see you with that there
glory of womanhood, as they says on
the restorative bottles, so put out of
sight agin. Wear it as you generally
do, for it’s the pride of my eyes.’
“ Then I saw Carline shudder all over
and grow pale, and I couldn’t think
what ailed the girl.
“But when Mr. Brownly was gone
she comes to me and says she—
‘“Ma, I'm going to ask you to do
something singular. I want you to
sleep along with me to-night, and to
watch what happens. My hair was
pulled out by the handfuls last night.
The H artwell Hun.
By BENSON & McGILL.
VOL. IV—NO. 14.
and something must do it.’
“ Why, Carline, my child,’ says I,
‘of course I will.’
“So I went to her room, with her,
and I made up my mind to keep awake;
but of course I didu’t.
“ I fell asleep, and I might hev slept
all night if I hadu't been waked up by
a cold wind a blowing over my face. I
opened my eyes and looked at the door,
thinking it had sprung open.
*• But the cold air didn’t come from
that way, and I turned my head the
other wav; and there 1 saw something
that took the strength out of me.
“ There was somebody sitting on the
bedside along near Carline. The moon
was shinin’ through the curtains and I
could see it as plain as day.
‘•lt was Mrs. Brownly in her Sun
day dress —blue, with a green plaid in
it—with her worked collar on ami the
broach with au angel entin’ a bunch of
of grapes that she used to wear, and her
hair was in the same little frizzes and
she had false teeth in.
“ If I hadn’t knowed she was gone I
should hev thought it was her, but now
of course I knowed ’twas a ghost. She
-at down by Carline and she looked at
the clock.
“ ‘Twelve,’ says she, ‘ and I must go
at daybread ; but I'll have time to get a
good many out first,’ and then she
went to work.
“ She took Carline’s hair up in her
hands and began to pull the hairs out,
one by one.
“ She had got as many as a dozen of
’em out before I got strength enough to
sit up in the bed or voice enough to
screech, hut I did it at last, and the min
ute I did she was gone like a softp bub
ble, aud poor Carline sat up frightened
to death and shaking all over.
“ ‘ Oh, ma,’ says she. ‘ Oh, Carline,’
says I. ‘ you’re right; I’ve seen it done.
Oh, Carline, it’s Mrs Brownly. I watch
ed her pull ’em out, one by one,’
“‘ I knowed it,” says Carline. ‘ Mr.
Brownly told me what she said when she
was dying, and I’ve expected it ever
since. Ma, I can’t marry Mr. Brownly
—not if it’s my last chance. I'm sure
she'll have me baldheaded ifl do/
“ Well, I couldn’t but agree with her;
and next day we put the case before Mr.
Brownly, and he saw it as we did.
“ He said Mrs. Browuly's hair was
thin, and she was always jealous of Car
line’s fine lot of ringlets, and he thought
that was what she meant hy her last re
marks. So they said good-bye and had
it over.
“ The Doctor says I dreamt a dream
and Carline was skeerd, and being fe
verish made her hair fall out, and that
we’re all fools together.
“ But since she broke off with Mr.
Brownly and used the harework tea I
made her as a wash, why, it stopped
coining out, and I think it was Mrs.
Brownly’s ghots.”
So the rest of the ladies they said they
reckoned it must he, and some took Mrs.
Brownly’s side and some Carline’s when
they was tellin’ it afterwards.
Drowned in Barley.
While a vessel was being loaded with
barley at the wharf at Bowmansville,
Ontario, recently, some boys went up
to the third story of the elevator and
amused themselves by jumping into a
bin, from which the grain was running,
by means of a spout, down to the
ground floor. One boy, about eleven
years of age, named Terry, jumped in
to the hollow formed over the hole of
spout, and, being unable to climb out,
was drawn under the grain and smoth
ered. Attempts were made to rescue
him, but this was found to be impossi
ble, and several hundred bushels had
to be run out on the floor before he
could be reached, taking about two
hours and a half, ’lhe bin is about 25
feet deep, and the boy was about ten
l feet under the grain and standing up
right when found. Life was quite ex
; tinct.
Two young men, out riding, were
passing a farm house, where a farmer
was trying to harness an obstinate
mule. Won't he draw ? asked one of
the young men. Of course, said the
farmer, he'll draw the attention of
every fool that passes this way. The
young men drove on.
HARTWELL, GA„ WEDNESDAY fIKCEMFER 3. 1879.
Chickens Hatched by a Cut.
Sate York Herald.
A remarkable cat lives at No. 63
Fifteenth street,South Brooklyn. From
an early age she has displayed a great
fondness for hatching out chickens,
she sets on eggs like an old hen until
the feathered young Ttreak the shell,
and then she cares for them as affec
tionately as if they were orthodox kit
tens. Four families of chickens have
been hatched by this cat, and she is
now busily’ engaged on the fifth, with a
very fair prospect of success. The an
imal is the property of Mrs. Leonard,
an intelligent Irish woman, who resides
with her husband in a cottage at the
above address.
A Herald reporter called at the house
yesterday afternoon to sec the wonder.
In one corner of the kitchen, partition
ed off from the rest of the rooms, was
a large bird cage, around which a dozen
chickens were strutting and picking up
a meal. Inside of the cage, on a bed
of straw, was a eat of unprepossessing
appearance, but of stalwart proportions,
covering four eggs. The latter was
disclosed to view as the reporter ap
proached the cage, and the animal left
her nest to play with a chicken. Then
she returned to her task, extending her
body at full length over the eggs ami
completely hiding them. The chickens
she had already brought into the world
seemed to possess as much filial affec
tion as is generally shown by little
chicks for their natural mothers, and
they pirouetted about the cat in the
most familiar way, climbing on her
back, enjoying her warm coat of fur
until a movement of her body tumbled
them off. After she had become weary
of setting, the cat made a tour among
her young and carried them to differ
ent parts of the enclosure. Her meth
od of transportation was by the neck,
and the chiekeus did not seem to mind
this kind of transit any more than if
they were kittens. She has been very
kind to them, and has never made a
meal of her offspring. It is related
that when her first chicks appeared she
carried one of them by the neck tip the
cellar stairs. The flesh of the young
biped being very tender and the jour
ney somewhat long, blood soon flowed.
Instead of devouring the chick after
she had tasted its blood, she applied
her tongue daily to the neck until the
wound healed.
The cat came to Mrs. Leonard’s
house about a year ago unheralded and
unknown, and next day was found on
a nest of eggs deserted by a hen who
should have been setting. She was
driven off repeatedly, for fear she
would break the eggs ; but, persisting
in her purpose, brought forth a brood
of chickens that astonished the house
hold. About a score of chickens have
been brought into the world through
iier agency, eight of which survive.
South Brooklyn has been very much
interested over the phenomenon, and
hundreds of visitors have seen and ad
mired the feline incubator.
(lood-Bje.
Good-bye is a hard word to
Some may laugh that it should be, but
let them. Icy hearts are never kind.
It is a word that has choked many an ut
terance, and started many a tear. The
hand is clasped, the word is spoken, we
part and are upon the great ocean of
time —we meet —where? God only
knows. It may be soon, it may be
never. Take care that your good-bye is
not a cold one; it may be the last you
give. Ere you meet your friend again,
death’s cold hand may have closed his
eyes and chained his lips forever. And
lie may have died thinking that you
loved him not. It may be a long sepa
ration. Friends crowd onward and give
you their hand. How can you detect
in each good-bye the love that lingers
there; and you may bear away with
the memory of those words many, many
days. We must often separate. Tear
not yourself away with careless bolduess
that defies all love, but make your last
words linger —give your heart full utter
ance —and if tears fall, what of it?
Tears are not unmanly.
My son, emulate the mule; it is
backward in deeds of violence.
The offer to bet is the fool’s argument.
Devoted to Hart County.
Johusou** Witness.
Ihtrvit t'rr* Prft.
A farmer named Johnson was on trial
before a Detroit Justice the other tiny
for assault ami battery, and when the
prosecution had finished he put a little
old man of about Go on the stand aafhia
witness. The lawyer began :
“ What is your name?”
“ If you’ll tell me'your name I'll tell
you mine!" was the prompt auawer.
11 Where do you reside?”
“ I won’t answer no such foolish ques
tions! I’ve paid taxes in this county
for fifty years, and 1 wou't bo talked to
as if I was a child 1"
“ Well. Mr. Blank, you saw this diffi
culty did you?”
“ If T hadn’t seen it would Ibo here?
Do you ’spose I want to be arrested for
forgery?”
“ How did it begin?"
“ llow does anything begin?” snapped
the old man.
Well,now, will you tell the jury all
about it?” f
“No,(sii‘, \ won’t! If the jury want
to know anything about it they must
ask me 1”
“ You must answer the questions.” re
marked His Honor.
”1 will, if I want to. but they haven’t
asked any questions yet."
“ Did the plaintiff and defendent
have any hard words?” asked the law
yer.
“ I 'spose they did, but I wouldn’t
swear to it.”
“ Did either one call the other a liar?”
“ 1 ’spose they did, and that's w hut
brung on the fuss. I’m over sixty, but
if any man calls me a liar I’m going to
knock his durned head off!”
“ Well, when the plaintiff called the
defendant a liar what was the result?"
“ Why, how do 1 know?”
“ Didu’t you see a blow struck?”
“ Not there, but next day after this
fuss I Saw the purtieet fight iu the world !
One of the Jones hoys was .”
“ Did you see any part of this fuss ?”
“No! How could I when T was
three miles away; you ought to know
better than to ask such foolish ques
tions.”
“ llow did you hearofthis difficulty?”
“ Mr. Johnson told me.”
“That will do—you can go.”
“ But I agreed to come here for a dol
lar and swear, and I’m going to do it!
You needn’t think you can doze-bull
me around because I’m old!”
A constable had to haul him out of
the box and put him out doors, hut he
wouldn't go away until lie had put his
head into the window and said :
“If you think I’m seuirt come out
here and put a chip on your shoulder!”
Laflffc, flic Hanker.
In the zenith of his prosperity as a
world-renowned banker, Lafitte retain
ed the same principles of frugality and
saving that characterized him in his
days of idigence. He was never the
avaricious and grasping miser, hut he
was ever the parsimonious saver. He
would scold, and sometimes read his
clerks a lecture upon their wilful waste
of a pen, a piece of paper, or an inch
of twine ; yet he had a vein of charity,
and could he magnificent in his benev
olence.
One morning a lady entered the bou
doir of the banker, to solicit his sub
scription to some charitable object,
lie appeared somewhat ruflled in his
temper just at the moment, but he re
ceived tier graciously, as a Frenchman
knows how.
“ What do you require, my good sis
ter ?” asked the banker.
“Sir," she replied, “ I come to you
on behalf of my distressed neighbors ;
their necessity is great.”
“ Indeed! you have called at the
right time, for just now I am angry
with that gentleman for wasting my
wafers.” At the same time he pointed
to a y r onng man seated at a desk, who
smiled, but was evidently disconcerted.
The benevolent lady pretty much
concluded that her mission would be a
fruitless one, and that her visit might
not be without some good result, she
amiably applied herself to excusing
j the fault of the clerk, who had called
; down the reproof of the careful money
; dealer by not making one wafer serve
‘to seal two letters. Lafittc listened at
$1.50 Per Annum.
WHOLE NO. iro.
tentively and afterwards presented to
the lady a check for ono thousand
francs, saying at the same time:
If, in my career, l had not econom
ized in trifles, it would not he so easy
for roe to have contributed to-day to
the excellent object wldeh you have in
hand. Pray, look in upon me from
time to time."
He Hadn't Eaten Much.
It was Sunday afternoon, and young
Mr. Stay late had stopped until they
were forced to ask him to take supper.
The best china and the extra silver
graced the table, and one of the best
napkins was placed before young Mr.
Stnylote's plate, for the family desired
to create all the impression possible
upon the susceptible mind. His young
liply was conducting herself with great
credit, and the young man was more
than ever in love with her, when the
mother said, passing the cake for the
second time:
“Won’tyou have another piece, Mr.
Stayinte?"
No, thank you,” said the young
man in his politest tone, “ not any
more.”
“Oh. do have just one more,” urged
the mother, smiling sweetly; “you
haven't eaten hardly anything.”
The younger brother, who sat appo
site, and had been instructed not to ask
twice for anything, much to his disgust,
saw his opportunity* and snorted out
with great malevolence!
“Huh! I shouldn't think he had !
lie s eaten four hunks of tongue, three
biscuit, two plates of sauce, two of them
tarts, and both kinds of cake—and,
mother, sis keeps kickin’ me under the
table. Make her stop."
They brought Mr. Stay lute to by dash
ing water in his face.
Economy as a Poor Man Sees It.
I hear and road a great deal about
economy, and it sounds well enough as
one listens to it. But is it just that the
skilled laborer of our country shall lie
only one remove above the beggar in
the streets ? Nobody objects to econ
omy. We know that we are poor, and
we are willing to accept the situation.
If a crisis comes, we are willing to
wear rags and live on husks till it
passes; but when the country is full of
money, when men are working every
day, something is wrong if the tried
and faithful workman does not receive
for the labor of his hands enough to
supply his family with temperate, mod
est comforts ; yes, and with something
even for their culture—something to fit
them for the future. Mind, I don’t
undertake to sav what this wrong is,
or where the fault; only that it is not
with the laborer. Why should my life
be such a ceaseless hoping against hope
—a round of such small economies
that the soul shrinks and withers away
beneath them ? And mine is not a
solitary case; there are acorecs of such
right here, and the country fan show its
thousands; but all the while the great
corporations are turning down tire
screws, and you can arcely look into
a paper that does not speak of a re
duction somewhere in the wages of
iieip. It is merciless—merciless.
A process lias been devised for mak
ing wood out of common wheat straw,
the method being described as follows:
Ordinary straw board is taken, such as
is usually manufactured at any paper
mill, and as many sheets are used as are
required to make the thickness of wood
desired. These sheets are passed through
a chemical solution which softens up the
fibre and eombletely saturates it. The
whole is then passed through a succes
sion of rollers, dried and hardened (lu
ring the passage, as well as polished, by
which treatment it comes out of the
other end of the machine in the charac
ter of hard, dry wood, ready for any of
the ordinary uses. In addition to this,
it is claimed that the chemical proper
ties, hardening in the fibre, entirely pre
vents water-soaking, and renders the
wood combustible only in a very hot
fire.
A well-meaning man—One who con
templates digging one.
Every man has his prejudices, and
every woman her bias.
A thumb on a hand is worth two in
a dog’s mouth.
SOUTHIN' OF A MYSTERY.
Chattanooga Titne*.
In the summer of 1838, the TfiiftHlT.
S. Artillery, commanded by Colonel
(latea, was encamped at the foot of
Missionary Ridge engaged in the re
moval of the Cherokee Indiana. One
day the Colonel ordered out a fatigue
party to clean out the spring, a beauti
ful fountain bubbling up at the foot of
the ridge. Shortly after, the Sergeant
rc|tf>rtcd to headquarters that his men
were all drunk. Says the Colonel;
You should not let the men drink
whisky.
I did not, replied the Sergeant; they
drank nothing hut water from the
spring.
The Sergeant and men were ordered
into the guard-house, and anew detail
ordered, and a Lieutenant placed in
command, with orders not to let the
men have access tn any spirits. Not
long after, the Lieutenant reported the
men all drunk. The men were ordered
to the guard-house and the Lieutenant
under arrest. Another party was or
dered out, of which Col. Gates took
a scat on a stump, so lie could over
look the whole ground, determined that
there should be no getting drunk this
time. Hut behold! in a short time,
his men were all all drunk. He was
certain they had drunk nothing but
water, which they frequently did, get
ting down on their knees and drinking
1 fixup the branch just below the spring.
The Colonel was at his wits’ end.
The men were ordered to the guard
house, and lie repaired to his tent to
think. After weighing tile mutter pro
am! con, he Imd to give it up, and re
pairing to the guard-house, he told the
men that if they would show him how
it was done, he would release them ;
otherwise, lie would punish tl.cin se
verely. To this they agreed, and took
him to Site spring; just below it, in the
branch, they unearthed a five gallon
jug partly filled with whisky, the mouth
of which was stopped with a cork, in
which was inserted a qnill that readied
to the bottom. When buried in the
sand, the upper end of the quill was
just above the surface of the water,
and when they wanted to drink, they
stooped down, inserted the quill in their
mouth, and while apparently drinking
pure water, wore drinking whisky, and
the Colonel sitting on the stump in
plain view, was none the wiser.
She laid her pretty hand upon her
husband’s shoulder: ‘‘Henry, love,
there's something lho matter with tho
clock ; will you see to it?” So he took
off’ his coat, removed the face aud fin*
gers, examined the interior parts with a
large magnifying-glass, blew into them
with the bellows, oiled them thoroughly,
and did all that mortal ingenuity could
devise. But it was of no avail, and so,
despairing, at a late hour oftbc night he
went to hod and slept the sleep of tho
righteous. Next morning at breakfast
quoth she: “ITarry r dear, I know
what was the matter with the clock.”
“Well?” "It only wanted winding.”
Griffln Sun: flcn. Toombs blows
more about his fighting Yankees dur
ing the war than any other man in
< ieorgia, but our observation was that
lie fought during the war like he does
now more with his month than anything
else, and his principal efforts were di
rected against Mr. Davis and others in
authority above him. lie charged more
demijohns and whisky bottles than any
thing else then as lie does now.
When a young man has climbed
over the fence into the back-yard in
order that lie rnny sit there and muse
and watch the light in her window,
nothing pleases him so much as to run
against the clothes lino and discover
that she only had one pair of stock
ings in wash last week.
Why don’t you trade with me, said a
close-fisted merchant to a friend the
other day. The reply was characteris
tic : You have never asked me, sir. I
have looked all through the papers for
an invitation in the form of ari adver
tisement, and found none. I never go
where I am not invited.
A young lady was endeavoring to
impress upon the minds of her Sunday
school scholars the sin and terrible
punishment of Nebuchadnezzar, and
when she said that for seven years he
ate grass like a cow, she was astonish
ed by a little girl, who asked, “ Did he
give milk ?”
Yes, said Jones, I was at church to
day and enjoyed it profoundly. Ah,
remarked his pious landlady. I didn't
see yon ; on which side of the church
did you sit ? Ahem—ahem—well—
yes—ahem, stammered the disconcert
ed boarder, I—l eat on the outside.