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TRAOK MM RES
for the liver
Beware of imitations. Demand
the genuine in 10c and 35c pack
ages bearing above trade mark.
It sounds foolish but we’ll bet some
short-haired good looker will vote
for La Follette because his name is
“Bob.”
WRIGIEYS
After Every Meal
It*s the longest-lasting
confection yon can buy
—and it’s a help to di
gestion and a cleanser
k a * or the mouth
and teeth.
Wrigley’s means
► benefit as well as
pleasure.
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Sunlight develops an antiseptic in
our blood which kills germs very
quickly. People who live in dark
ness do not possess this “antiseptic”
blood.
Mrs. E. B. Hartman
Bill
Have You a Cough?
Read What This Woman Says
Atlanta, Ga.—“l had the ‘flu’ and
it left me with a terrible cough. I
heard of a case of bronchial cough
which had been cured by Dr. Pierce’s
Golden Medical Discovery. The doc
tor’s medicine was doing me no good,
so I decided to try the ‘Discovery’
myself. The result was marvelous.
1 My cough was entirely gone before
1 had finished taking the second
bottle and I have had no cough since.”
—Mrs. E. B. Hartman, 199 Dalvigny
Street.
When run-down you can quickly
pick up and regain vim, vigor, vitality
by obtaining this Medical Discovery
of Dr. Pierce's at your nearest drug
store in tablets or liquid, or send 10c
to Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’ Hotel in
Buffalo, N. ¥., for trial pkg. or write
for free medical advice.
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With the dice tne best throw one
can make is to throw them away.
It is all right to make hay while
the sun shines unless one has hay
fever.—Oakland Tribune.
FROM PERSONAL
EXPERIENCE
Mrs. Bradford Recommends Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
Phoebus, Virginia.—“ Having this op
portunity I just cannot refrain from say
“"iliiimnH ling a wor d praise
HlllWllljllll for the Lydia E.
ijlaßßlgaMjj Pinkham medicines.
1 have used them as
* occasion required for
aFW*. twenty years, and
,k» , ' my three sisters have
31 also used them, and
always withthemost
|j. ‘'’ll gratifying results.
During the Change
of Life I had the
’ usual distressing
symptoms —hot
insomnia, etc., and lam
t s-ased to testify to the wonderful re
sults I obtained from the Vegetable
Compound. I heartily recommend it to
• any woman and I will be pleased to an
swer any inquiries that might be sent to
me through the publication of my testi
monial.’’—Mrs. H. L. Bradford, 109
Armstead Street, Phoebus, Virginia.,
Consider carefully Mrs. Bradford a
letter. Her experience ought to help
you. She mentions the trials of middle
and the wonderful results she ob
tained from Lydia F- Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound.
If you are suffering from nervous
troubles, irritability, or if other annoy
mg symptoms appear and you are blue
at times, you should give the Vegetable
Compound a fair triaL For sale by
druggists everywhere.
Our Weekly Smile
(By C.J.T.,Phila,Pa.)
Last year, the United Confederate
Veterans, assembled in Richmond,
ta., issued a “whereas and resolved’’
that Abraham Lincoln was the cause
of the Civil War. The G. A. R.
veterans assembled in Boston, Mass.,
last month, countered with, “We are
opposed to the issuing of United
States half dollars bearing a likeness
of a monument to soldiers who
sought to tear down the United
States government.” Although the
Civil War ended in 1865, it seems
hard for the old soldiers to realize
it. It was thought that the World
War which drafted 23 per cent of
Pennsylvania’s population, 20 per
cent of Georgia’s, 27 per cent of
Arizona’s and 23 per cent of Cali
fornia’s, so united the people of the
United States that no more ill feel
ing would exist between the North
and South. Today, in every state
in the Union, a holiday has been de
clared and Defense Day is being ob
served. Whether you are in favor of
it or against it, doesn’t matter. The
point is this: every state, not just
a few of them, but every, single one,
is observing Defense Day, which
means that, were the United States
forced to fight a war of defense,
volunteers would come from every
state. In other words, we are unit
ed and united we must stand.
A Trip to Atlanta Fifteen Years Ago.
4:00 A. M.—Neighbors all won
der why lamp is lit at Mr. ,’s
house.
4:15 A. M.—“ Phone Phil again
about coming after the trunk. Tell
him to hurry.”
5:00 A. M. —Family arrives at de
pot. “Wonder why Roscoe hasn’t
opened up?”
5:15 A. M.—“ Why doesn’t Roscoe
come on?”
5:30 A. M.—“ Well, this certainly
makes me sick.”
5:45 A. M.—Roscoe arrives on
time.
Everybody gets tickets and trunks
checked in plenty of time.
6:10 A. M. —Train leaves. All
stand on back platform until train
crosses trestle. Then the male mem
bers of family go into baggage room
and sit on trunks and express and
worry Mac Culpepper when he
starts checking up.
7:00 A. M.—Arrive in Bowersville.
Fred Weaver, S. P. Cannon, “Coke”
Cannon, Mr. Winters and others
meet the train, as usual. All go
•over and buy a coca-cola. Kids all
get peanuts and then go around to
worry the Weaver parrot. Mrs.
Weaver is glad when train pulls out.
7.21 A. M.—“Elberton train” pulls
out.
7:40 A. M.—Arrive at Lavonft.
Morgan Williams, Rush Burton, Dr.
Freeman and others meet the train,
as usual.
8:50 A. M.—Arrive at Toccoa. All
read the train bulletin over several
times and comment on it. Then
another coca-cola at the corner lunch
room.
9:00 A. M. —A freight trani whis
tle is heard in the distance. All in
sist that this is their train coming.
All pick up hand baggage, bundles,
et«., and make for the train. Freight
train arrives and all return to depot.
9:05 A. M.—Atlanta train arrives.
9:10 A. M. —Train pulls out.
9:15 A. M.—“ Papa, buy me one
of those pistols with candy in it.”
9:30 A. M.—“ Papa, buy me some
of those peaches.”
9:45 A. M.—“ Papa, buy some of
those bananas.”
10:00 A. M.—Arrive at Mt. Airy.
Summer visitors parade up and down
the platform. Boys holler, “nice
peaches!” “Hot lunches!”
10:30 A. M.—Arrive at Cornelia.
“Peaches! Peaches!! Peaches!!! Tal
lulah Falls train is waiting on side
track. Dad almost gets left trying
to buy a basket of peaches.
10:45 A. M.—Arrive in Lula.
Athens train is waiting on side track.
Commerce and Athens tourists, in
cluding Uncle John Shannon, board
the train.
11:00 A .M.—Arrive at Gaines
ville. “Peaches! Peaches!! Horse
car comes down to meet train.
11:05 A. M.—Train crosses
Gainesville Midland tracks and this
jars train terribly. Scares every
body. Dad is sure it must be a
wreck. All turn watches back one
hour so as to be sure to get time
mixed while in Atlanta.
12:30 P. M.—Arrive at Atlanta.
Ringing of so many train bells ex
cites all of the kids. “Now, Willie,
you hold tight to dady’s hand. Come
here, Lucile. Now, don’t you turn
my hand loose.”
12:35 P. M.—“ Carriage! Carriage!
Taxi! Bus up town, sir? Right over
here, boss. Where do you want to
go? I asked him first. He was
headed for my bus. Boss, you wuz
cornin’ towards my bus, wuzen’t
you?”
12:55 P. M. —Arrive at Williams
House No. 4. “Hello, Gus, what are
you and Tom doing down here? And
there’s old Jim Webb.”
1:00 P. M. —Dinner at Folsom’s
restaurant.
3:00 P. M. —Mama sends Americus
out to buy her a pair of stockings.
He loses the dime. Comes back and
gets a new start. After having
been gone an hour and a half, Amer
icus returns and says he couldn’t
find a dry goods store.
-Lack of space forces me to stop
but before I stop will say that dad
couldn’t sleep half the night on ac
count of noise.
Man proposes but her father op
poses.
In a beauty contest for __ men at
Washington, D. C., John W. Clark,
a young man about twenty-five years
old, won the “honor.” First thing
he knows some fellows will be try
ing to make a date with him.
President Coolidge says that this
is to be a campaign of common
“scents.” Davis has already turned
his nose up at the Veterans’ Bureau
and Tea Pot Dome scents.
“Dr. Davis” sa/s that common hon-
THE HARTWELL SUN, HARTWELL, GA., SEPTEMBER 12, 1924
est tea will cure Uncle Sam's ills.
Little girl (to butcher) —“I want
five cents worth of meat for the
cat and mama said not so much fat
on it as before as papa couldn’t
eat it.”
And So They Played.
I went to see my own sweet girl—
The Band played Annabelle;
I told no one where 1 was bound—
The Band played William Tell.
She met me at the garden gate—
The Band played Starlight Love;
She took me to the parlor—
The Band played In A Cove.
Her sparkling eyes were teasing—
The Band played Naughty Pup;
Her puckered lips invited me—
The Band played Cuddle Up.
I put my arms around her —
The Band played Lovin’ Blues;
And when I bent to kiss her,
The Band played Don’t Refuse.
But as we kissed the eighteenth time,
While the Band played Down in
Rome;
Her father came and saw us—
Then the Band played Home Sweet
Home.
—Colorado Dodo.
CARRYING FIFTY TONS OF
WATER TWELVE MILES
A Feat That Used to be Performed
by Every Farm Wife.
For all household purposes such
as drinking, cooking, washing, scrub
bing, and cleaning, the average farm
family will use about 7 gallons for
a family of six. Now 42 gallons of
water weighs 336 pounds and if
these 42 gallons are pumped and
carried on only 300 days out of the
year it will mean that some one will
have to pump and carry 100,800
pounds, or over 50 tons of water ev
ery year. Furthermore, if a 3-gal
lon bucket is used it will mean 14
trips to the well every day, and if
the well is 15 feet from the house,
this will mean 30 x 14 or 420 feet
daily. In only 300 days this will
amount to 126,000 feet or nearly
24 miles.
The farmer’s wife who pumps and
carries water for the house walks
12 miles to the pump every year,
pumps 50 tons of water and walks
24 miles to get into the house.
The pumping and carrying of wa
ter is just one of the many tasks
that the individual electric light and
power plants are doing, saving the
housewife all these steps.
n
Thirty years ago in a native hos
pital on the Portuguese island of
Macao, off Southern China, Sun-Yat-
Sen, the first president of China, per
formed operations that seemed to
the natives like black magic, when he
cut men’s bodies open, applied the
knife to their organs and then sew
ed their bodies up. At that time
he was a successful surgeon.
When have you ever seen such style and beauty
and exceptional values as you’ll find in these
New Dresses for Fall
and
MILLINERY
A splendid shipment has just reach
v ed us, and our buyer —now in New York
,7 —informs us that there are more on the
wa Y* You couldn’t conceive of better
; (cb feW I & news than that, because these are simply
wonderful dresses. The buyer certainly
did himself proud in securing them to be
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Vff $13.75 and|slß.7s
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Pretty New Hats
J lUff, liT ave J oß * received our first shipment of Fall and
01 Winter Hats, consisting of Velvets, Bengalines, Satin and
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Saul’s Department Store
Hartwell, Georgia i /
“A LITTLE FUN NOW AND
THEN—”
How Careless.
Every member of the family had
been stricken with ptomaine poison
ing.
“You have certainly been careless
about your food in some way,” said
the doctor to the mother of the
family. “Are you sure you haven’t
left any food standing in tin?”
“Well, we were right careless,”
the mother admitted. “We went on
a picnic the other day and left the
lunch in the flivver until dinner
time.”
They Use a Can Opener.
Little Elizabeth and her mother
were having luncheon together, and
the mother, who always tried to im
press facts upon her young daugh
ter, said:
“These little sardines, Elizabeth,
are sometimes eaten by the larger
fish."
Elizabeth gazed at the sardines in
wonder, and then asked:
“But, mother, how do the large
fish get the cans open?”
College Bred.
“Papa,” said the small son, "what
do they mean by college bred? Is
it different from any other kind of
bread?”
“My son,” said the father, “col
lege bred is a four years’ loaf.”
Just Suited Him.
“Are you hiring any men?”
“Yes, but there is not much work
now.”
“Oh, that’s all right; 1 don’t want
much.”—Petit Journal.
—o—
Tales Highly Colored.
Sambo—“Niggah, I’se gwine to
mash yo’ nose all ova’ yo’ face; I’se
gwine to push dose teeth down yo’
throat and black both yo’ eyes, et
cetera.”
Rastus—“ Black man, yo’ don’t
mean et cetera; yo’ means vice
versa.”
Public School Democracy.
Asks a correspondent of Doc
Brady:
“How long before my boy can go
out after measles?”
“The boy doesn’t have to go out
after measles. Just get him a seat
in school and they will come to him.”
Made Good His Word.
An old woman in a country town
was recommending her doctor -to a
new neighbor, and after eulogizing
his skill and success, added: “Yes,
he’s the best in the town. When
my old man was sick he came to
see him, and he said he’d die—and
die he did.”
Hayfever
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Fact!
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