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Hartwell, Ga.
THE HARTWELL SUN, HAKiWtt.L. ca„ uciubes 77, 777
Our Weekly Smile
(By C.J.T.,Phila,Pa.)
A short time ago I saw an adver
tisement in a Philadelphia paper
which went ahead to explain the
progress of automobiles from the
first one cylinder car to the twelve
cylinder or .“twin six" easy riding
cars of today. This caused me to
think of how automobiles gradually
became popular in Hartwell until,
today, Dick, Tom and Harry own
one.
The first one to come to Hartwell
was, of course, the touring car with
the door opening in the back which
Asa G. Candler, Jr. brought here
and which 1 mentioned in an article
sometime ago. Next, I believe, was
the one that Phil Adams was chief
engineer of—that famous roadster
that was three fourths horn. Then,
numerous Firestones made their ap
pearance. C. I. Kidd, John Dobbins
and Judge Hodges were pioneer ow
ners of those famous pieces of
junk. Then came Pat Rice’s ’Max
well and W. 0. McKinney’s “two
lunged" Reo. This latter “boat”
attended many singing conventions.
Next, T. S. Harper came along with
the ‘“White Steamer” and, about this
time, C. I. Kidd bought the Speed
well. Oh. boy! This was SOME au
tomobile. Sofge’s “easy riding Pull
man,” the world’s greatest tire de
stroyer, made it’s appearance and,
later, Drs. Clarke and Edgar Mc-
Curry and Gus Skelton progressed
to a Ford.
Back to Sofge’s “easy riding Pull
man.” Putnam, Leon Morris, one
or two other and I started out to
Aaderson one afternoon. “Every
thing went dandy till we got down
the road, then something happened
to the old machinery” and “we had
to get under —get out and get un
der” and by the time we reached
Anderson we had had eight “blow
outs”—l mean the tires. But,
coming back was the trip of all trips.
The tires would blow out two at a
time—“ Bang! Bang!” and it ended
up that we spent the night in the
woods, using the automobile seats
for pillows.
When You Bought ‘The Car.’
“My, they’re selling Nocranks
roadsters and touring cars for only
$495. That’s getting them down
cheap for a gear shift car. Think
I’ll buy one.”
Goes to Nocranko dealer
“Here’s my check for $495 I want
a touring car.”
“But, that price doesn’t include
the freight.”
“How much will that be?”
“Freight and car, together, will
be $565.95.
“All right, I’ll take it.”
“Now, you will need two bump
ers at sls each. Also, a locked
steering wheel so you can get your
car insured. The wheel will cost
sl6 and the insurance $59. Your
license tags will cost $lO, your
drivers license $3, transfer of title
$2 and an extra tire and tube $lO.
A spot light will cost sls and if
you should want ....
“How much does that total, now?”
“Only $710.95.”
“But the advertisement read
$495.”
“That means stripped.”
“You mean I’ll be stripped if I
buy it.”
“An old fool is the biggest fool.”
A Philadelphia real estate man
speaks of his wife, in public, as
“pal”. That’s about as bad as
“doll,” “pet” and “birdie.”
When William Goes to College.
May—William graduates from high
school. Is the valedictorian of the
class. Pa would like for him to
go off to college but says he’s not
able. Says, “Oh, let him go.”
June —Ma looks over college cat
alogues hoping that pa will change
his mind. William has been such a
good boy. Pa wants to know where
the money’s coming from.
July—Ma decides on University of
Georgia. It’s a good school and it’s
FREE. Shouldn’t cost but very lit
tle to go there. Pa shows that he
is weakening by arguing against the
University of Georgia and in favor
of Emory University.
August—Ma wins as usual. Wil
liam will go to University of Georgia
as it is cheaper.
September I—William1 —William buys two
new suits of clothes at $25.00 each,
two new hats at $4.00 each, two
pairs of shoes at $7.50 a pair and
Mrs. E. B. Hartman
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six shirts at $3.00 each. Also un
derthings and a good fountain pen,
making a total of $125.00.
September s—Ma decides that Wil
liam needs a new trunk and a suit
case. They cost a total of $30.00.
September 10—Ma makes William
go to the dentist and have his mouth
put in good shape. This costs s2l.
September 15—William sets sail
for University of Georgia. Pa gives
him SIO.OO for railroad fare, dray
age on trunk, etc., and $50.00 as his
monthly allowance to cover board,
laundry, etc. William bids all good
bye. “Be a good boy now.”
September 16-—William arrives at
Athens and is met by bunch of Sopho
mores who clip a nice section of his
hair. What a shame! Is, later, mot
by a bunch of “Ate-a-Bait-a-pie” fra
ternity men who give him all neces
sary assistance.
September 17 —Matriculation fee
costs $25.00. Books cost SIK.OO.
Literary society fee costs $3.00 and
the “Ate-a-Bait-a-pie” fraternity
wants him to join. This will cost
$25, and a recent looking fraternity
pen will cost at least sls. Is later
admitted to glee club and all mem
ber must have a dress suit. This
costs $75.00. Pa sends S2OO to cover
all of this and says it would have
been cheaper if he had stayed at
home.
Living in a city affords a fellow
an opportunity to hear some ‘“high
powered” preachers. A few Sundays
ago one of the promoters of the great
Methodist Centenary preached at
“my church” in Philadelphia. It was
a wonderful sermon and as the
preacher was from New Mexico, he
ended his sermon by telling a joke
typical of western customs in the
olden days. A preacher was travel
ing on a stage-coach out in New Mex
ico and as the stage-coach turned
a sharp curve, a bandit stepped from
behind a bush and hollered, “Hands
up!” Up went their hands and when
the bandit came to the preacher to
take over his valuables the preacher
said, “You wouldn’t rob a poor
Methodist preacher, would you?”
“Put up your hands and keep them
up.” “Surely you wouldn’t rob a
poor Methodist preacher, would you?”
“What’s that you say?” “I said,
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surely you wouldn’t rob a poor
Methodist preacher.” “By George,
put it here—l’m a Methodist my
self.”
When he was a baby his mother
called him “Willie.” When he was
ten years old the boys all called him
“William.” When he was twenty
years old everybody called him
“Will.” Now, it is just plain old
“Bill.”
There is a new book on the mar
ket entitled “How to Get Married—
Although a Woman."
Half a billion dollars is being
spent every year on foreign travel
by Americans.
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