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As interesting a program as comes
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tor the opening afternoon when the
Winters Company is the attraction.
Emerson Winters, with a “million-
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WEEKLY SMILE
(C.J.T.—Phila.,Pa.)
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The devil is waging a fierce battle
against the church of Jesus Christ
and he has on his side some of our
greatest scientists, preachers and
teachers. Those of you who read
the New Reformation magazine’s ad
vertisement in The Hartwell Sun
may think that it was just a sensa
tional advertisement gotten up sim
ply to advertise this magazine, but
that advertisement told the truth.
The devil’s plan is to discredit the
Bible and, in that way, destroy the
church. Preachers in all parts of
the country are attacking the Bible.
Let me quote from a sermon which
was delivered by the Rev. Charles F.
Potter, minister of the West Side
Unitarian Church of New York City,
on Sunday, May 17th. He said in
part:
“We must acquaint the people in
a campaign of popular education
with the facts of the Bible, its im
moralities and contradictions. The
Bible is wonderful literature, the pro
gress of religious groping, but it is
not to be trusted. We must take
ten of the hundped reasons for doubt
ing the Bible’s literal truth and drop
them from airplanes if necessary in
centres in the South and West and
in some parts of New York City.
“We recognize that evolution is a
dogma. But it is a better hypothesis
than the hypothesis of creation in
Genesis. Genesis is an amateur at
tempt at an evolutionary theory
since surpassed.
“The Mason and Dixon line may be
the border, the no man’s land. Even
now a New England trained biology
teacher cannot get a post in the
South.”
Hurrah for the South!
In Tennessee there is a law which
prohibits the teaching of the Darwin
Theory in any school or college in
that State. In an effort to have the
law declared unconstitutional, a test
case is to be tried. William Jen
nings Bryan will defend the law and
Clarence Darrow, the defender of
Loeb and Leopold, the Chicago mur
derers of Robert Franks, will take
the devil’s side.
No man who has ever experienced
a real, genuine conversion could ever
be convinced that there is no God or
that the Bible is a fake. The only
field the Modernists have to work
in is the field of the unconverted and
children coming up, but, of course,
that is a big field. The devil has
been licked before and he will be
this time.
The reception at which Gimbel
Bros, entertained a large number of
"movie” and theatrical stars was one
of the most gorgeous affairs I have
ever had the pleasure of attending.
It was what I would term magnifi
cent. A stage had been erected in
the large dining room on the seventh
floor and the program was carried
out in cabaret style—everything be
ing broadcast over the radio. Stars
from Irving Berlin’s Music Box Re
vue and “No No Namette” perform
ed. Also, an oriental jazz band fur
nished music for the occasion. Each
star present either sang, played or
talked over the radio and, when my
wife and I left at 2:00 o’clock A.
M., the performance was still going
on.
Raymond Hitchcock was the life
of the party. He wore his monocle
throughout the evening and gave
many samples of his wit. He stated
that the recent battles off Rum Row
were instigated by the bootleggers
so that they could raise the price
of liquor. Jackie Coogan made a
big hit with everybody. He is truly
a wonderful boy and can speak as
well as any man. He is not spoiled,
as one would imagine, but is a lik
able sort of chap.
At a table next to my wife and
me were Ona Munson, Donald Brian
and Clio Mayfield, stars of “No No
Manette.” Donald Brian still holds
his good looks. Ona Munson is a
little queen but Clio Mayfield is any
thing but nice looking. The first
time I saw Donald Brian was in “The
Merry Widow” at Atlanta in 1909.
He was born in Toccoa, Ga.
When Gimbel gives a party they
usually do it in grand style and,
true to form, they made this an af
fair long to be remembered. The
“eats” were wonderful. You know,
eating is one of the Teasley fail
ings, isn’t it, DeWitt Teasley?
Speaking of eating, you know,
there are two vegetables that grow
in the South that are never heard of
in the North—namely, turnip greens
and Georgia (Peter Fleming) Col
lards. These two vegetables, to me,
are the greatest the garden affords.
dollar smile,” Is a story teller, who
gives a most entertaining combina
tion of humorous and serious read
ings, talking songs and planologues,
and Alice Stlre Winters is a whistler
and imitator of bird songs.
' Nothing can take their place. They
■ sorter act as a spring and fall tonic
■ to tone the system up to a fine con
dition. Imagine the pleasant sur
prise I experienced when I went
home a few days ago and as I open-
■ ed the door to my apartment, smell
! ed turnip greens cooking in the kit
! chen. As DeWitt Teasley says, I
was “primed” for a good meal and
maybe I didn’t “hide” these greens
when I sat down at the table. My
mother had sent me a box by parcels
post and my wife cooked them,
Southern style. I have felt better
ever since. The greatest of all com
binations is turnip greens, corn
bread and buttermilk with an onion
on the side. That would make most
any man fight his grand daddy.
Preacher—(To two small boys
shootin’ crap)—“Why, boys, don’t
you know it’s wrong to shoot craps?”
One of the boys—“ Why is it
wrong?”
Preacher—“ Because God doesn’t
want you to.”
One of the boys—“ Where is God?”
Preacher—“ Why, He is every
where—in your home, in the street,
in the stores and, in fact, everywhere
you can think of?”
One of the boys—“ls He in our
school room?”
Preacher—“ Yes.”
Same Boy—“Is He in our cellar?”
Preacher—“ Yes.”
Same Boy—“ Well, is He in Mic
kie’s back yard?”
Preacher—“ Yes, He’s everywhere,
I told you.”
Same Boy—“ Now, I know you are
lying, for Mickie ain’t got no back
yard.”
RADIOACLY SPEAKING
A tree is the best of all aerials.
All that is necessary is just to drive
a nail three inches in a tree and hook
your lead wire to the nail and you
will find that you will have less sta
tic and more volume. No ground
wire is necessary when using a tree
as an aerial.
Station KDKA (Pittsburgh) an
nounced last Tuesday night a week
ago that the Victor Talking Machine
Co. would enter the radio business
and on the following morning the
New York Times came out with an
announcement giving the details. The
Radio Corporation of America and
the Victor Company will combine
and manufacture and broadcast from
their Camden, N. J., plant. The Vic
tor factories have been closed for
many months since radio came on the
scene. Hundreds of workers were
thrown out of a job.
A German inventor has invented
an instrument which will store up
radio programs indefinitely—a sort
of “bottled radio.” In other words,
a speech delivered over the radio to
day can be stored in a coil of wire
and be reproduced 100 years from
now. Leave it to the Germans to
go them all one better. You know
a German has produced an alcohol
similar to wood alcohol and it is be
ing sold in this country at 30c per
gallon, wholesale: Our manufactur
ers charge 75c per gallon for wood
alcohol. They are now trying to
persuade President Coolidge to raise
the tariff on alcohol 25c a gallon.
Mr. Consumer foots the bill.
On Monday afternoon, May the
18th, Gimbels 1 station W I P put on
a peace program and I sang two
songs. Telegrams from London
stated that the entire program was
heard there.
WHY SUFFER~SO?~~
Get Back Your Health A. Other
Hartwell Folks Have Done.
Too many people suffer lame, ach
ing backs, distressing kidney disor
ders and rheumatic aches and pains.
Often this is due to faulty kidney
action and there’s danger of harden
ed arteries, dropsy, gravel or
Bright’s disease. Don’t let weak
kidneys wear you out. Use Doan's
Pills before it is too late! Doan’s
are a stimulant diuretic to the kid
neys. Doan’s have helped thousands.
They should help you. Here is one
of many Hartwell cases:
E. T. Cason, retired farmer, Jack
son St., says: “I was troubled with i
kidney complaint. Doan’s Pills were |
advised and I started taking them.
They proved satisfactory and a short
use brought relief. (Statement given
June 16, 1914.)
On March 12, 1923, Mr. Cason
added: “Whenever my back or kid
neys are out of order, I use Doan’s
Pills and they never fail to relieve
me.”
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don’t
simply ask for a kidney remedy—get
Doan's Pills—the same that Mr. Ca
son had. Foster-Milburn Co., Mfrs.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
It is said the president drinks
nothing stronger than cider, but if
it’s like some we’ve seen why should
he?—Norfolk Ledger Ditpatch.
THE HARTWELL SUN, HARTWELL, GA., MAY 29, 1925
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Chautauqua Program
Hartwell, Ga., May 30—June 4
Two Remarkable Plays
“THE NERVOUS WRECK” —A farcical adventure in the far west. The
funniest play New York has seen in years.
“THE FOOL” —An intense, souL stirring drama. A real sermon as well as
a great play.
Powerful Lectures
EDWARD AMHERST OTT —premier platformist, scientist, author of “Per
sonality and Vocation,” lecture subject—“ The Measure of a Man.”
W. LEE RECTOR —Dean School of Education Oklahoma Baptist Univer
sity, “When the Foundations Move.”
GEORGE EMERSON FRANCIS-brilliant orator, in an intensely interesting
theme, “The Jazz Jungle.”
PRINCESS SUMAYEH ATTIYEH —for several years a Chautauqua lec
ture sensation, “The East and the West.”
Entertainment and Fun
THE WINTERS COMPANY—Music and entertainment.
KRINGSBERG COMPANY —Mysteries, escapes, Girl with radio mind.
STONE - PLATT—Music and Fun—Big Joy Night program.
Music
SHADWELL’S SCOUT BAND —twenty-two men-Youth and Musicianship.
DuMOND SERENADERS—MaIe quartet, and novelty orchestra.
SHEEHAN CONCERT COMPANY—Reader, Instrumental trio, soprano.
BUY SEASON TICKETS—Price 52.50 and 51.25.
OPENING ATTRACTION—Saturday Afternoon.