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NERV OUS AHD
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sex, and who, from false modesty or neglect
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J Crawford ville, Georgia, September 19, 1879. No. 3" i.
Miscellaneous.
‘-Oh’W” ilid^.e"‘“but I tjSSlm
SJuben mi"ht slie
a mrtwkd nd w iped her her eye, eve as as m 0 have as been bee
e *Mv t airl°wa<5a iieaut
y h^d- onlV v and she was the
nnw nbe f 4 he one I ever ind
ss Jft s.ws.'ssa
wzsz is x
u, ; v xUet„",,oot a..,. But, ..a lo and i »„p. be
^ she wou! d obey. 1
hold ! what shouldII see one day when
came home from the river but a couple
of andSKta‘wii^ttuKer^fct! people swinging on my gate.
wirtiriS?
and ordered Jennie to. her room, and 1
ordered Jack away and told him wtiat
would happen to him if I saw him swing
ing on mv gate again. said
“If you worn’t her father, sir,” from
not Dear such words
you hut as it is, and as you’re an old
man —'
With that I fired a flowerpot at hun
and called him a confounded mutineer,
and he sheered off.
“Jennie,” says I, “I’ve done well by
you—your old father has done w»ell by
yon, and wlmt have plSy you the done piamia, by him ?
I’ve taught ybu to or
had you taught, which is the same thing.
‘g 2%udownhl / 9 "'°} inyw^ltL- l'shall
g all
.jj-Jji.j. ,: = «,»,
tztis? “ j!) 1 »i‘S'%»*T£si
n -
> '" ,. 1 , b(: * jbSS, 1)al papa v,” sal.1 »ud Jem lennlp ie.
I’ll like , to go, I’m sure As foi Jaflk,
he’s the best fellow I know, and 1 11
keep company with no one else ; but, it
......li" voo'l’o ,'; k '*r r.s'T/'Kv ,,, (Vreie's
wauled you to rimm’ marry, juii.ie, Jmnio ineies
the captain of a steaiuei, Jennie , think
of that 1”
‘‘I don’t believe he is as nice as Jack,”
said Jennie; “and 1 love Jack.”
Then I shook her, I’m sorry to say I
shook her, and the next day I had her
trunk sent down to the boat and took
her inder my arm to the same place.
T|,,. 1 nt ..ulna uu 1 was ; K good cuougu enough for mi •
queeu and the little state . room a piutur L
ami she seemed to like it.
You’d have thought I was giving her
u punishing her. d ,). 11 *p.
ohe s-i uswt i to tnt_out s ;» nn * nn on tieth w an .. me line np
Jays, with knitting and sewing or a
book, and she sang to me evenings.
But she didn’t give up; not even
"hen she saw the captain-six feet
^ i Imndsome as a picture
No, she stuck to Jack, and I
out-against linn as stiff as she, and
we sailed up and down the river, and
summer went and autumn came and
w inter was a coming, but my girl was
obstinate as ever.
It was my last trip.
All winter after the river was frozen,
the Saucy Jane lay at the dock.
“If you were a good, obedient girl,”
said I, “I_ shouldn’t have to lock yo 1 up,
hut.as it is I must.
So I kissed her—I was glad to remem
Uir altei winds that I kissed her and I
victualed the cabin and locked the-door
and put the key :n my pocket, and off I
we ,l t -
.1 . had . to , go a . distance o-f. out if* of
and when I settled my business there, 1
dined, and it was evening hefote I g<’t
baek to the Saucy Jane or rather,
Poplartow-nwheie she lay.
1 tl , “ u « ht to n I came down.
that . f I . bad 1 nevei seeu the place so
but as 1 neared the dock 1 saw that
something had happened-.
1 beie was a crowd there, and people
" el '®-tiuKiiig and shaking their heads,
eo " r,1| i 1 **>e the; smoke
tl l oug ' 1
t'h 3 shadows as 1 might, noi the led , and
green lights at her head, nor any sign
ol her, .and a great fear crept -into my
licriit, hiki L wi shukti <md sliivtii*.
1 but t,,ere
Us dark , A, „ says I, r , but , ,, the darker , , it .,
was tlie brighter the lights shone out.
lliewaU trembling and shaking like
an old man-—like my old grand fater,
»«
w d " d ^ l,’
To°k here man what , s the matter _ ,, r
What s the ciowd about? What s
happened?
wRe “Its the little steamboat down there,”
“ Been runiinto ^ and sunk ^"5 by a ^, coal ?" boat. e : S
*he went down in thirty minutes,
caotain was away they say, and the
men went on a spree. Only the cabin
was there; they picked him up.
You can just see her smoke stack above
tlie water. 1 tie coal boat was hurt a
Uttoo. She’s lying out Umre.
^h»„ Gwl ' 8i *’ d
j da 3I1 i,? h ^ e r J
Then I didn’t know what happened, ,
but I found myself in the doctor’s shop
pretty si^on, and a crowd about me, and
heard some daughter'was one saying softly:
“His “Ilis daughter was on on board. board. She She
went went down down with with the the boat. boat.
“I locked her in !” said I. “Wretched
old brute that I aro I I locked her in
Hurt cabin; I murdered her-I, her
father! Then. the doors were locked
and the windows small, and locked her
io to drown like a rat!”
Then I went off again, ami it was all
“r?* that jt was night arid I saw to a man find
sitting beside me,
g , as I recognized the face.
man t 8 ‘^D?vo!i a flnd C * Ptai,1 \f tetfe *{2
Yfflfl^ta^herap from'I ict' truTlo W
“° h - if 1 couW die this minute 1”
»>d I “Jack, if you’ve got a pistol put
it to my hew j; My little girl!”
“Well, sre’s safe from marrying me.
captain,” syd Jack “l suppose that’s
»«• mbsms
say
«sf against, but that lie’s wlwt I was
betonSy bMClcno Mite toiWno rtf’(rife her L to yo 0
;
drowned ”
“CaptairT,”said Jack Blare, Bending
:■
»To be sin " sni,l he i*}f siie ?** w,»
she ,, Vi®,- a haua. U neeu drowned , U i etttatn, ,®T» but
s a ;5** 11 '. '
bl ' 1 wdWtea’iiyUn.
1 ’ “l know she
“fn,’ fi.-iS y„ nf if e l Don’t torinre
[ Silld ‘Speakout.J’> T , ..
minutes . b ^ e Hl )gr yog left I went JfiHP aboard,
” UV8t °P e ^,
there 2L ^ ^
her out.^ We , we ft to the «)»««»
_
cZ
captain, a,H! in God’, mercy P ttsdc
„ “*'£ 1 ®*;^ ^
irAxrSfZt&rl bead in her and kissing
arms, me and
calling 8 me her dfiriiug.
* J “ » , 1 1 thought timugm 1 i^M. should 0 <ua
'• < u,d 1 ¥ v « re “ e “ l1
'°st me »aucf Jaw until tut next
"’rulv’S- '* H r
1 now. ’. and turd I
jj :
• j.
Jcnniertoe* | . wtin - tt us \eiy often, « Im ..
she c'h.is^^i wa>v*iiarried to Jack Blaze
l An like the J«...f*i lad-yen I like
. nm ...most as »t i WWW, *
j think, »*« Bad for not I set Imd lii...self been leftto against myself that and
; me
dreadiul day, (slmuliflmve no daughter
now, . ami I should be her murderer,
.
_ I
Fritz's Troubles. ,
Fritz has had more trouble with l.is I
neighbors. " 1 This time lie determined
to . aiqieal . to the majesty of the , law, and
according consulted with a legal gen
Uemnn.
“How vas dose tings V” lie said
“Veil a vcllar’s got a garden un dtr
odder vellar some chickens vat eat Vm !
Don’t von trot some law for doi. V”
“Nome one’s chickens lias lieen de- I
straying your garden ?” asked the law-1
yer>
“Straw in my garden ! Nein, it was
‘
vegetables.”
“And the chickens committed depre
dations on them V” *
“]»), dot so ?” asked Fritz In aston
jslimeut.
“And you want to sue for damages ?”
continued the lawyer.
“Yaas. Gott for damages, und der
cabbages, und lettuces.”
“Did you notify him to keep his
chickens up ?»
“Yaas. I did notify him.” •
“And what did he say V"
“He notify me to go to h-1, und
v j ])e , mine chin off puli down mine
vest,”
“And he refused to comply with your
just demand ?”
“Hey V”
“He allowed his chickens to run at
‘-Yaas. Some vas large und some
v . l3 ] U gdle vellais, but dey scratch mine
garden more as der seven year itch.”
“Well, you want to sue him V”
“Yaas, I vant to sue him to make a
Dlitrik fence up sixdeen veet his house
a n r0U nd, vot del blamed chickens
don't cot ofer '*
The lawyer informed him he crnld
not compel him to hmld such a fence,
al „i Fritz left him in a rage, exclaim
W g :
“Next summer time I raise me cluck
^n S ^ y 0U ^ j ra j^ fldin chick
Somewhat of a Difference.
W(J lnel w ith this witty and unanswer
able ft . ... . „ h( t tr1n
through L Lcouvirsm a nnrtion of Ireland l.isca^drivir Tli*.
W1 "?ou mTZZhJ with ’ ^ Simmy^’
“Yes, yer honor.”
“And von nrav to Viroin * Marv ^ V”
**r do ver honor ”
^^^^^''^[^^vs , 1Wul | hn^she „
* ^ „o letter than vour
mother or mine ”
true, yer honor. But then
you’ll allow there’* a n^jhty difference in
their children.”
~~~ _ _
“There lives in Outhbert a , lady ^ born ,
and and Feared teared in in affluence, affluence, who never
traveled traveled a a mile mile on on a a railroad" railroad’ train-was train—was
never inside of a car. She has always
enjoyed every luxury-money could pnr
chase and heart desire, CutfiWt, yet was never
thirty mile* from nor out of
the State, and in hut two counties. She
appreciates and enjoys the association
offier friends, affairs ana if is she as happy itt tier
domestic as had encircled
the «H, to to, t.ra».to. M. r^to
much, is well posted in current events,
well educated, a kind mother,
M
*** Old Engineer Say* about
and Western tadway, ‘ askJd^u Nun
^ SS^S^SLXTiS
09 ’ ru l 1,, 'l K ov * r M, « m^dows toward
i *“««**""* R t h Park.
1 should think we were going nearly
a mile a nnnute.”
A mile a minute!” laid F rarer. “t
.
isswssiasaasta assiJSsss
». q this an^«? 1?L
PaweugWB in the .cfm would thiuk we
»® re » aiuuts .nrq, if 1
& Itfll ost the throttle ao as
“ b®r bn 1att forty * miles *" an .hour honr
s trains maJu no auch time
With Wo '"here we load la
many stops. No No map map could ’
«t**d on « -platform ear and fa ce the
Tbe wind, going a mile a minute, and live. 1
breath world actually be blown oat;
♦f fiTtfiAsaBSi hu body. Yob couldn’t id’Si count the ;
being made hg a
wouRUaiajfc^J,.
to maSi
^ were to ring the ftojig the
*’**'"**>** "W* I tl. ought
** hefpfe
&.»?£? “ n \ mul ® u “ * ulK **l«e»t mitof but lacked
it three four v
couldn’t or eeeonds every time. I
squeer.e .mother Wile inside iX
t)(e gjx Mconda W| you paa^nae. a
. man , telling *. about riding * in * “ a V u** cl
2 S!*%f ,.
eood ndo mtncr 1 .**— >>rc Yvrk Atn.
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The Inaqi 1 TZaV., tmm ty of London J ,onawn
- -
Of all .1 the great ciUesyLoudon, on the
whole, contains the mmitlo interest mid
l«ipulatioii ^nerieaua. Ih tne nienn^y U hm .d thmbtod til! in
.voung. Moat R
McCauley’s readers remember when
first volume history np|ie*r«d. In his
the author contrasted the
5 irr: n I. ur ur ,i. of tlm nimii.n. modern city 7„io with the ,
Ln.don , of Chmles 11, and ha,ted that
enm.-.V' 1 lH ' U 'm ‘ ,nt;m * 8 ‘ !l!
frmn liU ,M,> !£, , a * 1 n dve t i ,ousll ii(l I to
<it »i on© million uioo hoiulrod Uioiih
wmi!.*’t , '* 1 ,ms
since Met ’iiil. v W * l ® w, “ mil Uo, ‘
ni..» "',c'‘‘"'‘‘‘ca umusaua » has . increased . to
»Utn^tU'w i*e^ . fn it , be8
’ m h*
e ’ ^""ates W| U gnesome suggestions of r
is'apUydeMrSed L.wt- as^r *“ 14 JL r °v>de»ce “f. , tl,e city covered *
, f! v Yoik i# «l u jJ in
i v,^ '‘ffK^gHte, of Maine ,
.....i tJ*°*J*
Maine New ' ,,B *,!■?' Ye r moil t, UI lode
r-,,,,. iiw Ut ^V bu ^ tt# "V d
hH ' ; < 5 et,lf l, ' r lo equal . the
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, , , We wou ‘ d '| BVe to
'
i.G ,u ’o Ijeople , of following .
A - ^ ?), ’ I hiladeiphia, Bnaik
i vi t ln E°,tUision li.Uti
ls ’ r '’ a
cisco, U ashington ^ J" 1 "". »««»>*».
;ii. and Louis
vl v V®/
. . ,
a mut thuty thousand ^ ; Jjt"' iti London York
a ? d *‘? ly thoUWB '];. 1,1
’ “ rk ■* . baby is • born every fifteen
minutes llt and a deatl. occurs every seven
tee “ minutes. In London a birth omuts
S,“ X m 4, , U,l f a d ‘ !Bth ever >'
n miles. 1 he , di inking places m New
1 ” , k !4, ' t 111 one street would extend
seventeen mile*; those in London sev
.“‘‘G-tluee miles.
Jupiter a Spot. 7—
riiere is troub.e in the giant planet
Jupiter, which is shining so brilliantly
*-bes<; cool August nights. A great sjiot,
estimated to bo 18,000 miles in diaiue
-.til*, is coij8|>if,'uou8 on lit© idciiiot's disc
twovea.-., says m!
1 Cambridge, Mass.,
’“though its apiiettnu.ee lias not lieen
generally known until recently. It is
probable on the first discovery of the
®|>ot, the color was not atrongly pro
ttocheator, °\Lzr ir ss,-s
saw the spot for the first
1 on ly a we «ks ago. The expla
i nation ^ thus , far given is that there is a
i reD * ling n the red hot covering of Jupiter
von hardl/ Isxly of explairtT the plumt.
T,lis ^T-Unation al-'
, though it is now generally ooocedeiJ that
Jupiter is a glowing mass, and shines
partly by it* own light. Many remarka-1
hie changes have recently taken Th,U place in |
t"« npi^aranoe of Jupitor. who
s ' arch for t,M » r@d •l* f ’t •«*"«”«■ ^*1 to
notice the white, cloud-like sjsits be- !
1 “T ??.T ! n ,,U,to Hwin!t -1
, ^ . . '1**' '° ud
W C *****
|- tor Vin 8 at 1 , iuterm's copi-ffr color along of tlm the Jovian I outer equa- Ults
;
extends m some places across theequato
rial regions, usually occupied by sbrigbt
belt belt of of creamy creamy white. white. North North and and South South
of the great equatorial Imlts. and about
half way to tlm pole*, are narrow jweaeX irreg
ular, salmon-colored iielts, that
a very beautiful appearance [!ole» The llue
coloring about the seems less ).ro
nouneed than usual, ft is more than
probable that in th« micrhtv nhnn***
f|« going UtoJTff on in Jupiter SuiZSTSS we are witnessing
that the giant planet veryU.l is slowly imsUfi^- undergo
ing, under »2 ir
Ohrwrlr.
The Democrat.
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tJuarter t'oiumn, twelve months *■ . 2* i«>
Half Column twelvemonths . *0 00
One Column twelve mouths . 1NM
HT One Inch or Iai* considered as a
square. We have wo fractions of a square,
all fractions of squares will be counted M
squares. Liberal deduction* made oh COn■
tract Advertising.
An Astounding Discovery.
aramlt' scientific invention. just yst
ootic history. I think it must be ru
gartled as a solution for once and for all
of the jt rest sosl question, atwvmd. Jt.Bour- not only
among bonne], ounwlves, but
of Dijon, the celebrated lion and
sat Lwa „ ■ , tha <r
yr?.? s»^lb^ad!Li^hLnlj*n2^Tte!L 1 -!*?':? •
causing no Bust, tmr>ke, *»tsf«'4l^ ci£ trouble ; a
Are oottlnf oo*-tonth At
flwl; and, what i* -smew- wowier
fid still, a fire, tim the portion no of wbJqjj
answering (a our fust is sverlasting-
that la to asy, would last a lifetime.
Mr. Bourbounel’s Invention compre- comprB- it** -
___ M im l»v* The
could be on the minutes ^tbwr
laraeet, They would be i
ing * lwby’s food, or for i
sr *ixxz Boor
0 . 'S’ um. MtO «r
Em
hi. tllv. « WofW could do It \sp
gritlug tohi» * J
J , , < £OTSWSSl&
• WMtern Dpetars. t
A . dn . t^oago ... mother-loriklng , , .
> oT ?*1 ^rly-ffveentered a Woo.lward .
w< ’ ,nikn a
av ' nu<! clothing store, l.avb.g a man’.
linen duster T<SSB‘*StSr on lug am and wi.eu an
nw^ou’Switordlfe** ” ,i# Avatar tO
ray sou yertorday.P
“Yea. ma’am ; I sold It myself, 1 ’ re.
.died the v clark as U« looked at the * gw
••nid v..u tell l .nv son that this funere? .foster
?? T*lYn S a nenie ^ 1 t uneial,
-
I mi^e ^..id
”Did v.m '„,i, tolliom lU j It 11 made a gmia flv ny
blanket 11 i,.. when not otherwise needed.”
..i am >>
necessary it cm.ld be used a.
a boat-sail, a stretcher, straw-bed and a
)y**
“Yes, ma’am. > - I did.” .. , tt
“And that many people used them at
table-covers V”
“I did.”
“And la»t for years and then make
excellent stuff for a rag carpet •(”
“I did ”
"And you charged h dollar ?”
“Only “Weil, a dollar ma’am.”
when John came home last
night and brought it and told me all yon
said I made up tny mind that he must
| mV e lieen drunk, and I was a leetlo
afraid he stole the garment. I am glad
it’s all right.”
“It certainly is all right, nm’am ; and
since lie was here we have discovered
that the duster is a great conductor of
sound, a preventative of sunatroko and
that no man with one of these dusters
on his back ever dropped dead of heart
diseas.*.”
“Laud save us! she gan»ed as she
waited for th« bundle ; but who knows
that they won’t fix ’em so ’fore long
that they’ll raise a mortgage off the
f iU m V”- -IMroU fret Vrm*.
Too Much for Him.
The other clay a sharp-looking youth
walked up quickly to the counter of the
postoftice in a country town, and
emptying the clerk, a who bag of cop, attending wra thereon, asked
was to other
customers, for a dollar’s worth .of ono
cent stamju.
“Oil, you be liotbered !” was the an
swer. “That’s not a legal tender , It -is
h 1' “What‘is ctfUUCF
a legal tender, then?”
asked the boy.
“Why, one cent is a legal tender fora
oua^eut stamp.”
“Oh !” exclaimed tb© youth, *‘ii it?
( ’ome on, th *n ’’ passirijr a coin from the
'-s assssa tl --"
“Another, please.”
A second was giveu him.
' “Here, stop that,” the clerk said.—
i “Give me the money. It will be the
shortest way to get rid of yon. ”
After counting the moony, he gave
the value thereof in stamps to the tail,
who was'heard to mutter : “I thought I
would tire him out.”
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England is the only European country
that permits its soldiers tS* to be flogged
^ « ta Proltbly only
refuses to pay for their burial when they
'“® «■«. A <«rr«.,a»ndent of
the London lWi in South Afriea
that the expense of a i* i' C
outbonT^? from arrears in a nut.'u u .v ,.i „
iournal remai ks tb"f-Gbe m.hl, J^llUt
moments are i,!l therefore clouded bv the
that imundi^hit -m
-r w the few i, «
«o ,* G ^vala^lme
There heccs^rvJor never aLen?
more j \T V r the British
lnak^ 1 •« *^ ^7; e fi iaV,
but S„ to 3,7,5 i i* v '.f, |^ ai, ? e ;
L 1 V
his own funeral LvLl? i ° f
, r
surely econonyr fu the wrong direction