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The Democrat.
A. Live Weekly Paper on Live Issues
Published Every Wednesday Morning,
at Urawfordville, Ga.
M. Z. Andrews, Proprietor.
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION:
Single Single Copy, Copy, (one year,) . S 2 00
Single (six months,) . 1 00
Copy, (three months,) . . HO
and JOB Advertising 1‘KIXTISG rates liberal. BOOK
to suit the times. a specialty. Prices
Hotel Cards.
j^UGUSTA HOTEL,
CORNER OP BROAD AND SIXTH STS.,
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA.
Telegraph Conveniently office located to business, with
in the building, and South
^rn Building. Express Co. Office next door to Hotel
Rooms superior to any in the
*city. lable supplied with tlir* best the
wi Special t th^e d Hon^. rates to SoUverySt Commercial * ble Travelers. counecUd
MURRAY & BOYLE. Proprietors.
T) RUCK’S HOTEL,
J) OPPOSITE PUBLIC SQUARE.
ABBEVILLE, S. C.
This house has just been thoroughly re¬
sitted and newly furnished, and is conven¬
ient to the Depot. Good sample rooms for
Commercial Travelers.
C. E. BRUCE, Proprietor.
^TLINAUD HOUSE,
CLAYTON STREET, NEAR POST-OFFICE,
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
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A. I). CL1NARD, Proprietor.
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TV APP HOUSE,
GREENESBORO, GA.
aJLJdnofrf . , W «B k r T« ^ 0har s ? n ‘ ‘' no e " ° ,le<1 f f ”i abov con- «
ffiedgrVny^elfTo £$ Tupits'higi!
reputation by keeping my table supplied
'with the best the market affords, attention
to the comfort of my guests, and politeness
to all. My charges will in all eases he equal
and reasonable. By this course of conduct
I hope to merit and receive a liberal share
•of the puldie patronage. A trial Is solicited,
RATIONAL ATLANTA, HOTEL,
GEORGIA,
a-:, t. white. Proprietor,
This House is now complete with its im
(provemeiits, viz.; The addition of a third
=story. Riving thirty-three additional rooms,
■enpncifwnow seventy-five more, with every. 1
thing Iniproveineiits. fresh and bright and all the modern
Being situated near the Depot and con
ass^tJssa lar^ssits;
l.«, I»,,.
longer Rates, S2.00 per day. Special rates for
time.
f|MIE GLOBE HOTEL,
CORNER EIGHTH AND BROAD STREETS,
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA,
Is centrally located, ami within five min
ntes walk of a’^ the priueipal Business
1 ) 01 uses, d-fcingji, » .st Olhee, Puldie Build
itie«’1 niou Depot, Opera ibmse, i.-legrapl.
(‘.■(• •s and Express Ollice.
strret cars pass the door, going to all parts
of the city and vicinity, every live minutes
<1111*iim flip |l.»v !s"
Tlie House supplied witli nil the con
venienees of a a first-class Modern Hotel,
S3S&« KSK
»»Z#SgX!SZA'Z&
mods! ion of guests.
Foimerlv (i. S. ATKINSON & SONS. ITi.p'r*.
of Clemens House, Danville, Ky.
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Railroad Notices,
Oeorgia Railroad
-AND
BANKING Co.
Superintendent's Office, J
/COMMENCING Augusta, Ga., Nov. 5th, isho, j
\y the following SUNDAY, 7th instant,
passenger schedule will
*>e operated :
wo. 1 WEST— DAILY. NO. 2 east—daily.
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Lv. Augusta 9;35ja ni i.v. Atlanta 7:15 am
“ Macon 7:00,ahiij “ Athens D.-Laa m
Milledg’ll 8:58 aim! “ C’wf’d’H 12:33 p.ni
“ W’sh’i’n 10:45;a!m Ar.Wash’g’n 2:lop'm
Ar.G’f’dv’ll 12:51 3:30p|ni p m “ Milledg’ll 4:45 p m
“Athens “Macon (i;4.',pm
“ Atlanta 5:45 n m “ Augusta 3:47 p!m
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NO. 3 WEST—DAILY. -----,-------: NO. 4 EAST—DAILY
Lv. Augusta 5:30 p in Lv. Atlanta 8:45 p m
;Lv. Ar. Cr’f’v’ll Atlanta 9:52 p ndAr. C’f’dv’ll .‘l.Olia m
5:00 a mAr. Augusta 7:00 a'ui
-G. tS~ v No connection to from Washing
or
ton on sLNDAiS.
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K. JOHNSON, E.It. DORSEY,
Snpermtendent. Gen. Pass’ger Agent. I
11aV2.1879.
;
Magnolia Passenger Route.
Port Royal & Augusta Railway, 1
rpriE FOLLOWING Augusta.Ga., July 17, 1880 . j
X SCHEDULE will he
operated, on anil after July is, 1880:
‘ GOING SOUTII. |
GO INGNORT11K
Train No. 1. .Tra'n No. 2.
Lv Augusta --------,.
10.05 pm Lv I’t RoyT 11.15 pm
ArEUenton 11.49pm Lv BeaufoTt 11.33 pm
Ar Allendale l.Sfiam Ar Yema.ssee ].i5am
ArYemasse 3.:« am r r ,, Mlm „ .
Lv Yemassee l.Wam f v r J’sonv’ll<TT ooo^m , i0imi !
Ar Savannah 7.50am A risav-nnnah
A . r - ^P anes *° pwam 6 , n „- stLA » ,| i a ^ l l - 1|,lal P
£v Lv \emassee 2.15am
Yomassee 4.15 am Lv All^adaie 4.15am
Ar Beaufort 5.48am Lv EUenton «.oiam
“c*,,.il”'
Georgia Railroad for Savannah Charles
ton Beaufort, rind Port Charleston' Roval Vise with
Central Railroad for ' ’ Beaufort ' rt
and Port Royal
GOING NORTH.—Connections made with
Railroad for Atlanta ami the WY-t. Also,
with South Carolina Railroad for Aiken
and points on line of said Road.
WOODRUFF .SLEEPING CARS ofthe
most improved stile and elegance will tie
se»Fa%
Throuch tickets lf»r sale at Inion
Repot Ticket Oftiee, Augu-Aa, Cbi., arnl at
all principal Ticket Office.-. R. FLEMING. ..... :
G.
General Superintendent.
J. 5. HAVANT. •
tieneral Paeienger Agent net 1 , t-f.
Vo). 4.
Politic;! Announcements.
TO THE 'OXERS Of. TAMAFKIiltO.
J. W.DARRACOTT will be a candidate
for the offio of Tax Collector at the ap¬
proaching (lection, and that he will receive
a hearty sipport from the voters of Talia
ferro is tludesire of
MANY FRIENDS.
tothe.-otekh OE TAJ.IAFEKHO.
T. A. C4EMONS will he a candidate for
the office <r Tax Collector at the approach
ing eleetin, and that he will receive a
hearty su,»ort from the voters of Talia
ferro is the desire of Ills FRIENDS.
TO THE V OTERS OF T YI.IA1EKKO.
THOMAS j. STEWART wilt he a can
didate forfhe office of Tax Collector at the
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MANY CITIZENS.
TO THE 1 VOTERS OF TAM VIT’BISO.
oT or said saw eobitv coujty, l l do do so so in in the the vwv very f face ree of ot ■
the tact ofthe obligations lam under to my i
many comtituents for the honor they have
done and u,,u the V lt confidence commence thev tney have liave mam
^sted hint in the past, I have endeavored
to show tn f appreciation of these favors by
“ —toms and faithful discharge of the
arduous duties imposed upon m© by virtue.
of my office, and if upon the final count of
<| u , t,aiIot it the election in Januarv ' Ty m-vt Nt it |
' found tint the people whom 1 have served ,
with (as 1 feel IJiave done) courteous fulel
ity still retain mein their confidence, it will
upon the disehaige ofthe office with le
newed zml and energy. Thanking you, |
fellow-citfeens, for your past favors, and
earnestly asking a continuation of the same
at the ensuing election in January, I am,
most respectfully, your \ obedient servanl :
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RsanA s&a sff -1
A aimers sons, 1U tpllJU j |nn
J’er moidli, during Fall and Winter, in
every county, «o..«f interesting and valuable in- ;
,Ul ‘rc! U M"oun f iiri Cot
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Publisher of First-class Subscription Books,
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all seeking a change in hu-iness. W„>
(rated cimilurs of new Books and proof
that. SI3b per month is made, sen! on anpli
cation.
V* KW AND A’JTKACTI VE STYl.ES
now ready.
MASOJT l HAHLUT Organs
,,[21 i'USSS l'"J'(Vets
^ ”7 M ’"'a."77,?,!' isnv A Vi‘r f il <> ?.V s
r pd^rux-;', i N L’’
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iVl EDICINE
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r FHF.RE is no greater Blood Producer and
1 Life Sustaining Principle in the. world
“f foods or medicine than MALT BIT
TERM, Hop* prepared Qvimne. from Unferm.intisl Malt,
ami They feed the body and
the brain, enrich the blood, solidify the
cheer hones, harden the muscles, quiet tie- nerve ,
the mind, perfect digestion, regulate
the stomach and boweR cleanse the liver
ami kidneys, and vitalize with NEW LIFE
every fluid of the body. Beware of imita
tions similarly named. Look for the GOM-
1‘ANY’S SIGN ATI KK, which appeei
plainly on the label of every bottle, sold
everywhere. NY., MALT BITTERS GOMPA
Boston, Mass. 41 \v4
UKAV’S SPECIFIC MEDICINE.
TRADE mar: T h c G r c a tTRADE MARX
/'aa English Kem
fecly. An im
'• lir <f for ms
tZj ‘Seminal IVeak- ,
J&S Sea^Tmpo' teucy,' a.Id
all
J 1 di.-eases that •
*iHWS TAXINfi.follow, as a AFTEB TAEHJC.
sequence of Self-Abu--. - Is. of M-mw v.
Universal Lassitude, Ik,in iu the Back,
of ' Premature Old Age,
and many !’ Ul, ‘ 1 ' 1,ls ‘H.at lead t<> •»
-. :i
which W Full particulars m our hy pamphlet, moil, to
we cloiro to ~< i ! fn*c
ovrry one. T!:<* Sixicific Medicine i
sold by all dru"gi>t$ at jmt y-f-kn^c, cr
THE GRAY MEDICINE go.,
Mw-hanies’ Ciawfordvijlc Hloek. Detroit, Mich.
trl Sold in and every
where by ail druggists.
Nov.2l,ls7’.'.i-v.
A CA IU).
Acousta, Ga., December 10,187 A
Tomv Frin->- •/;.•/ th- 1 offieV/r.nd
I has,- opened an engaged
rooms on Jackson Street, in rear oi Pool
term of tin* S V:sr ssjrstaysw ( in the Angola
s i f * • re i* ":ut~
Circuit; a!: Warren amt of tie
North.-niCh - Wasboigtoa awl Jef
fer-.on, • MS..- MY’ - < ;;.-ui:.
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January.., is79. \VM. GfBSON.
m he Democrat
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C8AWF0RDVILLK, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1880.
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to mo stories
" ill he given, and in addition Nix Copy
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citin’’ tested in hundreds of obstinate eases
<*f»>’pWlK It -Mercurial made the Rheumatism, perfect and, 8,-rnf
nla, ^ etc. most per
ma nt rvm in mr '.< r " M -
JicoH L. Dennaiid, Eli Warren,
Sam D. Kit, ken, J. W. Wimberly,
Judge Co. Court, J, C. Gilbert, Drug’t,
J. L. Warren, of J. W. Mann.
J. W, l.ATHRor & Co., I). Pierce, (loaiity Sheriff, Treas.,
Savannah, Ga., Wx.
Ed. iJe.p’t Jackbon, O. C, Duncan,
Cl’k Svip’t Ct, Day & Gordon.
W»t. Brunson,
We urc acquainted with (lie gentlemen
whose signature appear to the above eer
tificate. They are citizens ot said county,
of the highest respectability and character.
Ordinary HmisbmVks'Ga. (JFLLER,
H. 11.
Clerk Superior (,'oiirl, Houston county, Ha.
I am personally acquainted with the pro
prlctors, and inaiiy of the. the gentlemen foregoing ecrtili- whose
signal ores appear to high character
cates. Tiicv arc men of
an ,| standing. A. 11. COLOUJTT,
Governor of Georgia.
sold here by Dr. JJ.S. Smith.
jf i v,- f{ vnkis A Lamar Atlanta Ga,
W holesale Agents. April28,1879.j-y.
imuiiimi i -*BiAjEL’ssaomB
i Is- ll'nr - 1 aijd lU-st ’! dlclno ever Made.
AooBmbmatioa of Mope, Ruchu, Wan
drakfte and Danc 1 eiion, v ’d-h»atD«:JN stand
rr«ostc\urati'v'oprop<ntiea tB^oocl ni Puriricr,LWeF all other Hitters,
v . t j i HealUi Itebt«jiing
I u a tor, i- 1101X11,1
Vo (!l CWM P-'“Ably lone ezirt whim nap
B I HR!,-; ’.u-.ewA. "(sVfd.wvarioduudperfect kk ttxlr
ope anivi^ort;
'F ®sc ToaUlire^llai. /if
! ' ot the !/■ •, - Is or fry QTg&na, mild or 8ti |UlMi iio r ^
< /uire an Appcilzer'% xfinir arnl If
I . Uopliit: i-.^rtii.c.WVvaUc, without into'r
I looting. saeiL
KoithittLT’whatyourf(.^flings what the digeane l^ReLt H or use Rympt..ms Hop xiitr
are wp.ituntilyoutvk or d;
I t<Tr j . K5 hut if you
r only feel h-ad cr 1 b tiiem at once*
(ds Ifcnwiy ^avcyoarlife. hundreds.
fl -..v.r.lt'vJH.t'rsf.iJWvfla, ■ \ u.. ; ■ Hoo h
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o.i.c.r »■,•! trrwhtn.ia cun, 1
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QK •nt fV- •• **» iho^ who wi»h t.o
< -> l n* ---i .vul luruisli you
■ ' '-ri thing. ; n ;■ end iitn ; r:I O- end
" made v. it Lout ' - a ■. a v fi--:a home
over rngld. Nor'; I: Many new
: Wll v' ! ' ll,! ' ! ; .k
...-giei” pay. "<■■■ v.ho, -.vdliiig to
(!--! ™i, < ..a b. m!ii! in.u!. m in a ‘ ..t ■nmmri-mi' ,u.v oidia.o ,
! "l^ml it'.''. ,' adiort und Ifuyfno' \Mv”Z ‘
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Cr-eio 4if*ro, < c Th*-;. ill uive ym ?u»
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; ' I.-.-i f„. . Adv. rt emept <.{ <
a D..-.i «v Co . ■ . boro, (.a
Poetry.
JESUS!
beautiful [We publish by request, the following
Journal, poem, which appeared in the
McDuffie ot 22 ml of October IsTll,
ami whose author was well known to all our
citizens. ]
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In a manger a babe was horn—
Nocradle had he on earth ;
And as he grew no sin he knew—
Innocent from his birth.
Vlus babe was not of man.
< - jVmfSLS lloly ,7 i
' tern
mhe
And as he grew the mark he made
We never should forget.
Oh ! let ns follow while we live,
The example he did set.
Th *> k,w " «* they do !”
And while he hung upon the tree
a'>k the cup of woes—
w £!"" "'H bo la} ' threc
then gloriously i arose.
The tomb escaped, our Savior-King
On earth stayed forty days;
His face, the while, shone ns the sun,
And bright his walks and ways.
His mission filled, he went fo fits!
And bowed before llis throne—
“I've bought a people with my blood
That 1 can call my own !”
His prayer is raised for sinful man—
He pleads for you for me.
The end of time is drawing near—
His pleas will soon be o’er.
Oil! sinner, if you do not heed
He’ll pray for you no more,
1 Willis J. Hillman.
Social Hall, Sept. 27, 1873.
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Miscellaneous.
* v Never too Lt. to W.,.
™u.uos, at an extteme old age,
learned to play on musical instruments
Cato, at 80 years of age, began to
«udy the Ga-ek language.
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, liueaecio was 85 years of age when lie
viin.enced bis studies in light litera
- . . ^ ’..-ihiiio niuxof the .rrentesf (t
? V S
Uiastei’S of the 1 iisemi dialect, Dante ,
and Plutarch being the other two.
Sir Henry Spellman neglected the scl- 1
cnees in his youth, but commenced the;
study of them between 50 and 00 years [ ,
of age. After this time lie became a j
most learned antiquarian and lawyer.
Dr. Johnson applied himself to the
Dutch language but a few jears before I
his death.
Ludovico Mondaldcsco, at the great I
age of 115 years, wrote the memoirs of |
his own times. |
Ogilby, the translator of Homer and j
Virgil, was unacquainted with Latin
and Greek till lie was past 50. ,
Franklin did not commence his phi
losophical pursuits till lie had reached i
his 501 h year.
Dryilen in his 08th year commenced i
the translation of “.Kind,” his most ;
pleasing production.
Thousands of examples of men who
commenced a new study e.thcr for a
livelihood or amusement, at an advanced
age could be cited, lint everyone fani.B
tar with the biography of distinguished
men will recollect individual cases
enough to convince himtbat none but
the sick and idolent will ever say, ‘T am
too old to learn.”
A Dozen Rules for F'armerB.
1. Take good papers and read
2, Keep account of farm operations,
8. Do not leave implements scattered
over the farm, exposed to snow. ra j„
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;ll){1 heat .
4 II. i-air tools -ind buildings " -it -t *
proper tune, ( and , do i not . suffer .r a subse- (
quent three-fold expenditure of time and
5. Use money judiciously, and do
not attend auction sales to purchase all
kinds of trumpery, because it is cheap.
b. See that fences are well repaired
and cattle not grazing in the meadows,
or green fields or orchards
7. Do not refuse to make correct ex
periment*, in a small way, of many new
t'llngH.
8. Plant fruit trees well, cure for
m, of comae k<*t f,oo(J cjoj ».
th Practice economy by giving stock
rf mod, taking out *•*? all that r !•«”>»*: is unsound,
t i:l ir lo i| or ,„<, u )dv
\ lb. ' Do not keep tubes ‘ of , cats , or
amiling dogs around the premises,
worth if. a whole life-time.
II. Head the fulverlisemeiits. know
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money bv it.
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advice. If you have a friend with
a <-„««!, or e„|d, tell him to try Dr. but -
' '.ugh S>r.q. It is a goml f hmg and h
will thank .........-your advice. The price,
is only 25 cents a bottle,
No. 40.
The Editor.
“What ferocious looking animal is
this ?”
“This is the editor."
“Indeed ; are they dangerous ?”
“Sometimes; when cornered up they
have been known to be quite combative ;
and again, they have been known to go
through si convenient hack window,
generally they are mild and passive.”
“When are they most dangerous ?”
“When intruded upon by a book agent,
who wants a forty-line local for a seven¬
ty-live cents book, ora poem, with verses
about gentle spring.”
“Are editors cross to each other ?”
“Only when separated by several
blocks of buildings.”
“Do they often have fearful combats
with each other V”
“Occasionally, when they get out in
opjHjsite directions, and when they come
across each other by accident.”
“Are editors ever cowhided ?”
“S jtnetimes the small ones are, but
the large ones are very rarely molested.”
“Do editors eat
“They do. It was formerly supposed
that they ate at long intervals and upou
rare occasions; but it is now a well
authenticated fact that they eat a great
deal when they can get it.”
“What kind of food do they like
most V”
“They are not very particulur. W hile
they won't refuse quail on toast, fried
crabs, or toast turkey, abmi", Christmas
time, they have been known to make a
hearty repast off a dish of cold turnip
and a consumptive herring.”
“Can tiiey eat concert tickets ¥”
“Wo believe not. Some people have
gained tins erroneous impression from
false leaching in early life, but noun
tbrnticated instance of such a thing is
on record.”
“Do editors go free into shows ¥”
-xitoy d„, -1.0,. tl.e, K lvo - doIUtr- i
anil-a-balf local for a twenty-live cents
ticket”
“Are all editors bald like tbisonuY”
“No ; only the married ones are bald.
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like to be stared nt.”
IIow to Have a Bad School.
Thu following roles, are taken,.^(1^,
the Vnonojlrnnin School Journal, and K-- J j
commended to those who do not take
any inter st in having good schools »«
worthy of their attention : :
1. Elect the most Ignorant, bigoted
and close-fisted old fogies in the district
to tlie selio d hoard.
2. Employ the cheapest teacher you
cul , regardless of qualifications,
reputation of experience.,
3. Kind all the fault you can with
the teacher, and tell everybody; espe
oiit j| y k . t llie lie . ir jt<
4. When you hear a bad report about
the teacher or school, circulate it as fast
;ls y 0 „ eau
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fi> NeV er visit the school or cncour
^ ie t,..,,.],,.,
o. If you should happen to visit the
school, take close notice of what seems
to go wrong and tell everybody about it
except the teacher.
7. Never advise your children to be
obediel)U( , Ul<J teacher, and when the
childtctl are p.misheil rush to the school
rooin u . f(jre your 1>it8Kiort iit cool illltI
give tIie teac , iei . a i iear ing m the matter
in the, presence of the whole school.
8. Be indifferent about sending your
children to school regularly.
ISe an ’
Everyman _ should mind his own bus
in ess, ami only that. It is hard to tell
llim 80 «'»l ,Iilin w °hJ» yet it is one of the
simplest rules of conduct, and the most
useful that mankind can adopt in their
Intercourse with each oilier. There is
,l i inn-it ile-il 111,11 of 01 P 1 ,l111 ud Div 1 >y in 111 the the hi-nt no.ui, or oi
womleiful inquisitiveness in regard to
the iemonal and private alTaiis of
IDends and neighbors. This spirit
mi *ke.s more mischief in the community
than almost any other cause, and creates
more malice, envy and jealously than
be overcome in a century. Let
every man mind his own business and
there will not la: half the trouble in the
world that there is at present.
Humbugged Again.
I saw ho much , said about tbu , merits .,
of Hup Bitturs, sin«i iny wife who witf* sil
W hvs doctoring arnl never well teased
eluded rr;7 to-he r u hiifnbi (,y;d «t -S’ h am , ijr; and 1
am glad 1 did, for in less than two
months use of tlie Bitters my wife was
iU ,d she has remained so for eigh
teen months since, i like such hum
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‘
It takes . an old .. woman well .. veiaed , . m
lie.bstogivosageadv.ee.
-
H is a great pity . to set* how many p<‘opf*'
allow « oaigh «r/-idd t« go uiwuiticed, and
thus pave the way to an untimely pleas- grave
from the effects of eonsumptron. A
ant safe, re mbl- and I cheap n-medj is Dr.
Bull t tough Sirup. rice ’JSeent*.
r riie Democrat.
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( Ami.UTIS|Kt; MAT KM :
i One Square, first insertion * 30
One Square, cacti subsequent insertion 23
One Square, three months 4 w
One Square, twelve- mouths 8 W
j Quarter Half Column Column, twelvemonths twelve months . . 23 CO
40 M
j One Column twelve mouths . 60 Co
ttT One Inch or Less considered as •
square. We have no fractious of a square,
all fractions of squares will Is- counted as
squares, I .literal deductions made on Con¬
i American Manners.
Only W aiting a maid her at lover’s the window
call ;
Only an old spring honnett
■Made over for use this fall.
Only a blue-eyed bull ilog
Pacing the garden path ;
Only a pair of rout tails
Bear witness to his wrath.
Only tb<» maiden*s fellow
Sitting within his room—
Only some S4*ath*sa trousers
To tell of the hull clod’s Inmxii.
How to turn [ample’s beads—Come to
a concert fate in a pair of squeaking
boots.
“Well, wife, you can’t say I ever con¬
tracted bad habits.” “No, yon geuer
ally expanded them.”
What a beautiful thing is a rosy
cheek! How great the contrast when
the blush settles on the nose,
Husband—“Mary, my love, this sp
ple-duin|i)ing is not half done.” Wife—
“Well, finish it, then, iny dear.”
Life is but a span ; marriage is a
double-team ; youth wedded to old age
is a tandem ; and old bachelor is a sulky.
The question has been asked, “why is
11 "’ onmn H tongue like a good clock ¥”
We suppose,•because it is always run*
n * n S’
“IV by,” asked a lady of an old judge_
“why cannot a woman become a suc
cessful lawyer, I’d like to know ?”
"Because,” answered the judge, “she is
t* 10 fond of giving her opinion without
pay.”
A gentleman road up to a public house
in the country nmi asked, “Who is the
master of tiiis house, »t 4 4 I am replied the
landlord." “My wife lias been de»d
about a week.”
A tender young potato hug
Nat swinging on a vine,
And sighed unto a maiden hag :
“1 pray you will 1>« mine."
Then softly spake the maiden hug :
“I love you fond and true,
But O, my cruel-hearted Par
Won’t let me marry you."
With scorn upon his buggy brow,
With glances cold ami keen,
That haughty lover answered her:
"1 think jour Par-ls-green."
The greatest pleasure of life is love,
the greatest treasure is contentment,
the greatest earthly lsmsesmon health,
the greatest ease sleep, and th« beat
medicine a true and faithful friend.
A young school teacher was naked the
qqeaton, “Do yon think the world la
round or Hat! and replied, by saying
» ()me j,eo|.Je think oneway, and some
another, but I’ll teach round or Hat,
just as the parents please.
“Please acccept a lock of my lialr,”
said an old latclielor to a widow, hand*
ing her a large curl “8ir, you had bet¬
ter give me the whole wig.” “Madame,
you are very biting, indeed, considering
that your teeth are porcelain.”
YVlion a young wife heard her unde
say it was easy to tmike some people be¬
lieve that the moon is made of green
cheese, she remarked that she agreed
w '0* him, if it were honey-moons h*
was talking about,
A certain young man of Crawfonl
villc, who has ht en dcsjierately in love
I hns come to the conclusion that love it
wretched business, consisting of a little
| J crying, a little dying, and a .leal of lj
| A certain lady of this town who wa»
; j frequently boasting of iier husband,
who was somewhat bah), as ls-ii»g a self*
l made man, was asked tlie other d,iy by
j her little daughter “if her father was a
I.self-made man why he didn’t put more
| j, H j r on j,| s
,np of 0,,r l,a v,, . ’f ' ,,sror '
j p,, ’ d th.it theie is a reinaikable resem
! bl;,nce Wil *
aHk,Ml 1,ow ll,! n,i| do it. He replied by
saying “it is first cradled, then thrashed
" b 1 . tU,Ur . ^ , llle fW ,
; ’ ‘ > ,tLW,m "*
We learn that one of our young townsj
men called on a young lady in the eoun
! try, the other night, and as a rooster
crowed iu the yard, she exclaimed
“clmnlicter !” He pronounced it “S/uio't
/ denr ‘C and she said “I wish you
would, for I am awful sleepy.” He
cleared.
The following story is related of a doc
tor of tins count v, who w ent out ImattM
tins olliei «lsiy taking with ... . him . a ..... l.ttie
ts»y to carry the game. They iiadnT
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n, e little boy ixelaimed: “Lor, doi
. there ... is -i envev • , if von J vet 8 near
’em won’t, you physic Yin!” “Physic
Yin. you little rascal, what do you
mean V” said the doctor, “why, kill ’em,
to Is: sure,” replied the t«>y.
A , Kentucky , pa|H r savs ; “A . certain
editor of our ao,m,int.i»ce, who has a
palate that appreciates the nines shades
"• <*' **•.-V,
ib* j**g in .1 * , l li.it lit* toilful it
e)oajH*r to l>«iy Iitn ink bv jug fnlL
B, lt w |,en the. wife attempted to mdeii.
, ^ , ink-tand from the copious
8»iqd>. she iMind that it wusu wasn’t t ink ink by v
la jugful.