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About The democrat. (Crawfordville, Ga.) 1877-1881 | View Entire Issue (March 18, 1881)
he democrat. «ar Du» »«»■»**■* < **» •>*» * -A IJSr. Wokly Paper on Live Issues •’ f lAffibvtf "Kvery Friday Morning -*si * at Oawfordvtfl*, *1*. TL Z. Andrew’s, Proprietor., KA TKS or SVteL'KTPTTQS: -AUgl* d>p*, (one year,? » $ 1 ao JfcnglaGwgj, SingU Cop*, f***e.*al*,» g&ea omyths.) . . T5 - . 40 VT Adverttaln* rate* liberal. BOOK »•* JOB I’ll IN 1T.1G a specialty. Price* t* »*at tt*. lames. Hotcf Cards. _ _ __ * £-fI.r5 /sT rv AKU AT?n imr<R HOlbfc, g " r a tt tnnii wiiikt, _, msatt posT-oWtr, * * u* ATHENS GEORGI t . , atfcarpeted. . l .. .. T.ooms Good sample rooms ■ forOmmcrrinl traveler*. A, D. CJjlN AltU, Proprietor. i -r Aiv v I HOThL. lltiTKI IT. ’*• ia,fr *»[BSfATA, AVT f t.EOKOIA. linmirt MlinrUNK.* - - rrofirictor. -'mu m&> ft. now eothplete wiffi its im It^rvcsboud b,t g U add all H«‘ modera iuuuoyevneiiis, Iwins; sit listed the Depot and near con 'wUiellt'hi the 1 . lisliiess hrkisrs, TbI XA tiosai^ newly rcc.ovati-d add refurnished, oilers superior luducci.iiciits tlyo Travcl Matcs,.S2.n0 per day. .spechd rate* for topg'-r rrMir. tiiim. (ff.opr. fron-fer,, ., , COK.M Il EtOHTII :*H) nUOAl) SFUKETS, - v C * AlAi L t>T A, tl m tlili 1A, 1-1 centrally located, aii|l wUlipi live min, mgs, lmoil Depot,.;»j*;ru House, IWegnipli OtTS'eS •tfreet and 1-Apress Omee. •f car* pess-tliedoor, gkingtoal! live parts the city ami vicinity, every minutes dufilic “he.Hnuse thc d iv. with all tlm i* supidhs! llotct con vyiurue**, of n a ,ftr»M*.inss M.stern *mf is ospheiallj well Joeatcd, ami prodded wftli all eoliVemeut laeihlies f’.r I’ommi r S«*j r.arli ?’f« n.o0» v Wei-My»itying cyiiiitH’tud snmplvs. witii t ;y" <»l.i(*'V‘y Isttl^ 'lVleplroin i; attachmcnt with Ihccily i*nd Summci villc iti the office forth: nuMlation of guests. SONS', iV.p'rs. «. S. ATKINbON f‘ EMmdrly nf lilHilclis House, Danville. K> m. <J>< ^*w*h*« *- J .rwerJWi3*T'jc^. /r<.< rt- jats' -s t .ic- • HaiU'iuut Ciitjoriria » -HniJrcad ■--ANI>-— HANK 1 xn (V, hat le'opeTi.tdd ^ U3 ^ 1 Ultv '**• *o. 2 *)'T-|>A! 1 v. M., j I V. 1 * I.v Augusta wi'( v VHmii-i ftd T-i‘n :-.a,c c them f -" i " MU,S *' *'■ NKwiUb-mlciit. , IN.SON, lit, Fas'sn- (XHJKKVs tiem Agrnl - 1 ' - « . invs app> • uiuos. U L troubled brr;i*t. H you haven't a Di lune up, Xhs host and cheapest wav to get the Music is to sulitcrilm to tile f>”»lhtrn Mut rnl journal and let it visit yeft inont% $1.15, Ihrongh , «S 1 It will only : rk* mill each fminthlv ijtinflii'r fives #l.«t worth of lieantifnl Musie. bath Vocal and iiiHtrunicnta!. .Send y® ( TFifl ur.addressand, ruhTIshers. V; T.infiJen lcnnt ..milage sta.np to * lad'Kl. vannah. «it.. and they will Mint) yon a 1 xiwcimen copy., . .. m ■ LANORETHS’ 178 l!§ltf!M j k>*ue and Pnoe*. TTnitSH T\> Oldest and most extensive Seed i ftroirer* in the States. DATID LANDKFTII & SON8,PbUuU)A-.Pa. oct.27,’B0.j-y. : , U:,, . .WA II I II II M IlSAFE i f Wms .■*. M 1km i klOHlYLMli Is made from a Simple Tropical beat of Rare Value, ami is a PUSlTIVTi lleuieav for alt the diseases that cause pains in the lower j-art of the body—for Torpid Diver— * Headaches—Jaundice—Dizziness, (travel, Malaria, and nil difficulties of the Kidneys. River, and Urinary Organs. For female Diseases, Monthly Menstruations, and dur- i ing Pregnancy, it has no equal. It restores the organs that make the blood, and lienee is the best IJlnod Rurilier. It is th<- only known For Diabetes,'use remedy that cures Bright’* Disease. Warner’* Sale Diabetes Cure. For Sale hv all Druggists and Dealers at $1.25 per buttle. Largest 1 nit tie in the market. Try ii. H. If. WARNER A • CO., Rochester, X. Y. Nov.10,’»o.D-un At C. Myers, 4-4 Sheeting, Sc. a yard, — 13F” Childs bn its. Uhiids (Her oat-, Hoys Suits, Boys Everything OvercoaLs, Mens Slits, Mens-D- e coats. very cheap. ,C. A. pavjs A Co. Ladles’ Fancy Tiesat25cts. C. JIYERS’. Vol. 5 . S12A ORGANS Paper * S 4 i-“Vi^r free. Addroi Dasiki. ^AfiT, A^hlnetou, \. J. ---- * • -•*- ■ ■■ H'KACUtKS 1. \1’"ANTED '\ I 865 to work all spring and summer. Forpnrticnlars ad Ureas J. C. McCurdy A CO., Philadelphia. Pa. aiaw t. —asm ------------ii on. It Ill'll op THU W OKU) t tt II A s tt T Tv/^ ItYlUT) s's t\ cv C t IT T vrm f<T7 • \ jS°M> cnnw'Virr fij nVuTie V lj rw * . KKKDS X wUh'^em r ,l,r f. 1 fl,1 > PoKt paid. 1 .,E. YleAi.I.tsl u LI., hi * niton St.. New York. ' HOMES IX TKXAS.’’ l* TMt TIT1.K OF A Newly Illustrated Paaiphlit Uesevljdive of the eountrr along and tribu¬ tary to the line of the intcruatUmul .y (ireat Xoctlieru Itallroa*). dn*ose», ft f i*«rmersand limiters in 'l'exe w *i, 0 |,. (VC I' ill*Ills IDl' hillft 01* 116111. and nesA they vest*. wild will warn Farm Hands Id A erpv of lids tmoh will \. ■ m.iilod (t ce to tjiose who desire reliable ii f.irdwti,;,, u l„,u! Texas, upon ai pUcalion 1>; tetter orpu-t il r,ml to \U.KN Act.,'‘ Mtl'OY (t -u'i Freight ami I'ass r I\ili*btim* T- Ml-'. GEORGE PACE & CO.1 Mnnufhctnrers of j I O ATS^TilflTrTfl jvf-*^ yliT jj fiTEAMTIlifilNE^ ^7jw A * wlfcMm UlUIngtf / l\ || 6 H. 8CHE0EDER ST., BALTIMOBE, MD. i . I--- PARKER’S GINGER TONIC . “S-—— 23~S 1 crucof sit. liujr » 50C. Uuloof yourdru;:-! ■ ttw-wr. ;Nono genuine H.wox «r shoutour *Co". Chemist*. i-snature New on outside York.! - , .PARKEITS HAIR BALSAM 2£ftSl3Sat \± 1*2 rff Ar , t f^kW V. XsWjl %*i %/i V ^1—s— jkJ TI>TI.M().\y ()l f DBL’Lfdsi'K, We lmve been sellimr ■■ Swift's Syphilitic Si -cc i tic ' for vears ;nl regard toViertc, it far sum* rlor to siivHililg known for the <h-en.*c« it is r.s-omnmiuled U> cure. IVc* hinc never mmw,, of a single failure. nYvr, i" V ; VAiwiti V'» Foiivlii V'a Raskin & Lvmau, Rky^u.os, Atlauta, (ia. J^ros, Savu-kus 4 At Ati.asta. (hi" Jid.v t, 1X74. »e»;«t“t i tin, last ynaT, am' ti li vn it is the only «/- I on a nan sis of utie hmul) ctfooillvs of N. s. s.. 1 one particle of nmrniirr, iiwlide potassium, “ r f*y i TJIE SWIFT SDKC1FICCO.MDANY, Pro ' prietors. Atlanta, Da. Call fora cojiy of “Young Men's Friend.” gold hcrcl.y Dr. lj t 8, Smith. 111 'NT Rankin' ,t Lamaw Atlanta <hi, Agents? Api"2H.lHT.i.j-y. j I f&%l i ill 8 " k KK ■ | M r i ~~ V i v ; ‘ -. K... •' - ' ' - , ^1 a i ft. S * There is no civilized nation in the W t ern Htmiisphrre. in which the utility ofilns- 1 tetter’s Stomach bitters as a tonio, cor: • live, and ariti-hilions mediolne, is m known and all appreciated. W|lilo it is a na-d- i icine for seasons and all climates, i; i especially suited to the complaints p-n- * era test by the weather, tieing the pnresj and .best vegetable Drnggists stimulant and ip. Dealers, the vvorhl For sale by to whanappiy for Ihi-tetter’s Alumnae for j«ai. ' car >laiiy citizens of (.'raw forville and , Taliferro tiwdfe with C. A. J) ivis 4 Co , Greem.slino’. Ga. The ciuwroitDviLLK, ukokui.l Hiiimv, march is, issi. profitable »frfea.s*, business that eftii l r» 2 ( in. Tilt* bu’iiu^'ss anyone engage. is -.o easy to JrariL and onr instrm tie.rs are so simple anil pl.iin. that any one can make great profits from wii liiiR tIjc very to work. start. Women No one cau fail who is are as successful as men. ilany iioysami pills can earn large liver sums lfomtmf have dollars inmtc at the business <na in a single week. Noth mi; like it ever known lieioro. All wlfo en i with ait' wlneb surprised at the ease and vapidity tin y arc able to make money. ^"fWiir 111 this business dnriiu; I vu».r spare tntu- lit S re»t K «lit. You do not ^ W* toliiv»-*t Those eapttKl lu it. We take all tlic ; ' N0V 4 ’ M,j y - • • fcRnl re0t rrfEjM,J* ‘ ,JsTR\ tescftrJ^'ptfZcC’4- m tW*? trnmmn . ^ Hi SIMEtAXa m .aSk esc weim 18W WillbcBwlledrBSctoall!!c.wti,Mid tacmtomenwtOiont punting lHSi varieties of Vegetable as.1 Flower Seed*.Plenty D. H. FEKBY kCO.,Qetrait,Mich. l ) l ' ii,‘* ‘.li-L.ti v*. r. m V m o \j I*)— TO ♦ V; : r H pinrdy ^ in cither Liquid or Dry Form n<*t« ut the uAuit 1 (ime ou (be discascH of (ho ► Uli^ni 1 BhwoIq DUWuIm anil diiu Yiflnoire j\luliujUj® L ♦ y WHY Bewm^aHwthe7£it<r ARE WE SSCK?M U n l\roviartt*/r/ctlorinrpW.dmljmfonouxhumortWm 9 a,„ to 5r 1 feasss* U ♦ m -< J ! nmtorffigM M 1<J rami,UJ free action of tl,c»e orgmu amfH rir H < II Whytoimentwi with Pile*, ComtiimtioBt m ^di.ort.i^ fj ♦ WILLS, BICHAKBNON * f»).. Prop«, .j ■ P“--J U (WUHrnd tho drrpo»<-P"ia.) tlR.OSTO*, TT Y 5 ♦ iM.t.., oo.j-y. ____________________ >sVf;CU-tC j rsifAY’S Medixim-.. HA0U r »' “ «*• '■ '• “ < trade wawk SrS’r fuiligg mire for m If. f' r| 'li"», Jini";- wg |‘iI,^f.,Vs a " ( kTfflilE TAgtHB. follow, as a/.fUg TAKISa, l.cs.lmii, *''‘‘m Lam m ih* l>ai U, !u!'T! l V ,S n"’ lVematiire Hid Age, jg™ ll !.J nlir'innmn? 1 " f ,i ! t —,nuc !l!i ,!!■'' Full particulars in pamphlet, I our "}'*}' 'vfdesirc to, s.<n« free ^ by mail to * | niail'oVrm'idpV'of t\e , |iiimev' , liv 1 |'nhltc , 'isiug. J Sold in f'rawfor.lv'lle and every 1 - - &r Cf i A HT’" 1 aWa j""Tl 1 Al.t Ah i;nr.:> ,r* < orsTv. * i \yilEHEA.s ifpplied lo 0h;.i wi-loi- les E. ermnueut Knox let- Inn; | 1 tms of Adini.iistrnlh.n un the Estflte of Daniel A. Williams lain of ss»id county deceased. 1'he.;. are !! cref.iro to cite ■■II | persons ■ concerned to show (cause ;f hhy thev can on or by tlw, lirst Mon lay in April next j why said 1- Urn s .should not he gr iiteu : (liven nip! ;r my hand and o|)iicia| sig naDne, K ! ^ • AZU - V < rdi'.ntry T. 0. ; ! If you arc ft \Je irtr.n of let- overmlu enod by tho Btraiti of HK 1.1 s tojj iny your rtlmnlar.f duties rl avoid '&% foro nip’i bi’.lift t work, to re»- ! - an ueo lifcrvc ana Hop B‘«ttera. WitbUi, use Hop If you aro youm? an'! F3 ryiifferiiu' from any !n ditfusetion ri(«l Fint-'ic, or tit oi.i »-ipa89 V& tiou ; if gulf(*r;i;'c ycr-i arc rnai- . or orlantrcibhKSIrj^ of vounx. from poor health. on a bad ol bick new. rely on K o pHBittera. whenever oover yon yon ar», f<tl fSP Tt fk ir. nuallyfroin Thousi and* die noiue a li¬ that your syaU^n fyrm ol Kidney •< needs cleanainpr. t-m- that rnij-i.t ■ Intf wrnioutfnfor/rof/n'f, lt or gtimuia' -oiC, \%i l \by 1 h&veU a timely ' u prevented imeof , W« Hop WopBItter* \ | K ft Sitters* m®®® i? pepsia, Havcyw kid ffy*- nrn Di )• C. J i rinary ■I r s»«*! fl or u com- jta ahiiolute p'r-int, disease r.H 1 of bhwdM, liter the or stomneiw Sica blood, tea 7 :| l HOPPES h.wt'rf Opium Yo«i v.-i! I bo ■ i cured Hop if Bitters you use fi piTrrcpiiSisas If you aroB im¬ > ply weak and, « NEVER D)W*iblrjtc*i, try' B.CWffiUr. it i j t rn r y rii { 1 J VI* r.mun saye y f>t*r» Hasi 2 _ ,rnlLi 5 life* It " • . tiur,-\W , saYcd 9 Roc h*.*i*r t N. Y* dreUs* S—--* ' ' r_~ JjS A 1'a®r.nte. f Of(. Cf” Dm in supplies, rurnflttre, HaMen OWnii nets. Plow goods, Axes, Iron, Mrs! offered for 1831 at very low prices by {'. A. Davis k Go., Urefined,orir,‘ On. 'Nt tldir new advep tis< meat in another column. Poetrv. !•* jfe«- s I.OVF.R OP* MV SOl’I.. 1\ I.ATI X. ! >, BY i*itdr. fu.vxk smat.tay, am. • Jena, sanctl fohs amoris ^ * Jinni ..pm-p,. mild wnum tuuu, ’ .le-a-vit mar.- in oris furorem smtat suum, C , -.0 Salvator nroevllanT incus, t*gg, Rt ,i:vi portimi p M r umli. ; in tatidenr rede, Lx ,..• Ymlnmi iiuimirtali. Tibi-soil ^.VriiTdere: J iudcfciisum, nisi | l T t..bra tuae pc nine tcgTs. )§ mnia liedeiuptor, Mild, cs, imps potens nit* f iler*, Wmsk. ffTcC’ laps!* Dei nfnnii*, ^IftRSRSU, ])U'1!I1S (MM'Cati. Slim To, salmis. . X -W1U veil he est ahntide, <"»»*1 , | hist mipcccntum T luni.-n sahdare tntulp, ■^n^Mulwn. iJy.tiM Til Ions H(‘rv»» in»Mi(Mtali>, nff» mflinlntum ij-Jntaoor Largo l>ibam j»ioriut‘nt«*m, •rrptuin malis ifK ’Kt a.*tcruum !»uUc‘iilt*u^ —Xttrthnn Alrt*'nt<. *TT I Miscellaneous. * . .tr_r T' ° 0 avln ** the Clder * *r l k)iid thing ia certain,said Mr. emphatically, “forty gallon* 04 woft’t/ koe|» while Wtt’ie <li^iuk* !“ X U * ’»'»«‘re. must ho toitittUiing jmt Ul'lt , t* keep .....»*JT* it li'oln .spoiling, and I'Ve VI agra>i h you”’ «1 wn vtd, Mr T.ef “If wc don’t tsk. eip.- or it. *-<« Cider will sour-, tint 1 indillm td tin* Ei:"""^ -{ft, III* rcllliirk, gentlemcu.” said Amh-iwm, laying down a uhickmi i\^oaui4 wipiug his mustache, ••Hint raui.i* arc wl,aU you want. Dun*,-in ^wiH kwpugt barrri cider Ulilii Spring. ’’ gt-nlleinau , siistuined his view argument*, bu. tlm dim,m was tiuished before any coucinsion was arrived at, aiiil the pari y separated. 'They can talk about their borax, and . -............. till Ibry-I. gray,” Mid Mr. Hnthaway, as Im Hop. bull U have my mustard a»ed 1'ffotu they roll over,” ami ciiutiomsly sto !’l ,i,l Jf down s! ai r«, ho extracted Ui* b " r, » lib « l « l done of the seails s Into i to tl i li« e tcirrd b.u tel. llwt w.il, keep, . 1,0 uiiitteied, --for six years,” and, driv ing the bung home, he w«nt hack to lm K “It’s clear to my mind that way is Dying to save that cider by J S.r^.rSrwl all,l >” '*'"H«r«d Air IatOingw.il an W U ,! ' UllJ ’ s •%tm'zjzzxsi. stjxs ii6«ul & sub^ciint ion wiLh ti» tent hi* T* '• ^ ,Vered down to -n .the c**JJ|*r and, cracked away with a hammer until the lmng k lew out 1,li0 ... * bulIet , ,, . ' 1 here !” h* ejaculated ’>» l‘o p. ked the horse a lisli in with his thumb, “that’ll do the business,” and with chattering teeth he prowled bark ^ loom. ' ‘One would think to hear i thrs* peo-, nle talk Dial tliev'd been brtiuirht no in i an orchard,” said Mr. Anderson to him ^ jabbed the right fool into the , wrong slipper. “Umax! Horseradish ! - Mustard ! Wliat that eider wants is raisiny, arid that's what it’s going to get.” Upon which Mr. Anderson crept down into th. culler, and inoeulate.lthe barrel with a couple of pounds of ra sins sol-' It’s loginning to spoil already,” he : iloi;air.cd, eying the floating seed* and radial suspiciously, but without .dent ifyina them. “If I hadn't been light- i ning ^uick we’d have been drinking vin- ♦ w " y A ” J - that )e had saved the; beverage, ho went '“'f'” *ew “yhat I’m afraid of,” rem.irkcd Hr. Slhci wind, as he opmmd his door care fully m l Slipped down stair*, “wliat I’m a raid of ia that those fellows will I egiuto tmk-r w ith that han d before I can gt there. If they manage to.stick their oolishmss in fir t I ’in g.ine, hut if f . ah ernfdy this borax before they're' arouVi; there’s so much cider saved.’’ 1 .1/,-. c.erwood hettel away at l|ie barrel untilithc bitnS’ toppl-d out, and in went l” s bd'ax. “That’s tho busine s,” h* ”■ M2<1 Willi great satisfaction, as he a 1 1. t nr ■ g - jjuji zgnw rcplacml tlm iHittg. “It wiH ftmeb thent boy* not to be so ilogamtic with Uleir twinedina hetenfler. ” “4 don’t believe that cider waa very good m the lirst place.” aaid Ur. Andtr son, as he pushed his glasa Iron him that night at dinner. “We got »wie died on that cider" r “I think so,” said Mr. fiberfe^l. “It had a hud Uste wlien we tapped it. It irto’t lit to drink now.” :\ “I d head a subecridtioh witl* ¥W*' send that cider lonn to the ry,” oheervfd Mr. I.elltngwull, “It is not good cider. W* ixmld not have put anything in to keep It. . “’hyd ! do you think, Mr. Hathaway ’f” . “1 had my suspicions of it from Die tirnt,' 1 replied Mr. Hathaway. “It's old s.ock, and I thuik we had batter give it away.’’ »l And then there was silence, and each : gentleman worn lend if it wonhlii't have ; been better to let the other ffmttsgiunii i try their various recipe's be ton* awdous ly administering Ins own .—llniUhtH Ivittk. * i >, How Long May a Mau Live. It was 1‘rof. Uul'ehtnd's opinion that the limit of pomibb} human Ido any i v j set pi. Xt-JWIH 'i'his iSfOll tim tgpii(|ial ptinciplo that liluof tinea crimture .*»ig! t ptiuii i. tim ;e,|is of it* |>*i nid of gtowUi, That whic)) it> i|nivk)y-- Lnuieil Jjr 11114111^ t^riwr aev^i> j incut ia» r^ucluil tho M>oii^r IkiiIiIv dtoav ; e„s„. *. More w ,.„ei, rwmb old «gr • ihau Im.t iu«r« iiumi rwj^urlt I ub.it fnignvily than women. Some »ni* ' Inals to ho old "in* Verv ! t . r k tha i those w'iUmut hmns. Herne wjj,- l * than tl.fiTft, and amphihi.i.i* than Those wfilch Inhaliit thn air. lV SSSSESS > lilt* g ddeil cilg1« is kmnvii td liavv lived Jtm xm.rs. while tin* si.v and * iiubre cow mlHliett tfii* TillWraWHs iig« of a ctnlury. :$s;kr::: in (hfe^'fflafe '(it Iff. 4 Hitty Mtyear* an lilul 1 upwards, throu of i wlldtil Wiro’lhl, fotlr over ' FiB Licero's .. wife ,, lived , , , to ,, the a-m ot 103. !«'“> the i:«m*n act teas. played , 111 publicestate a* her 111th year. j Coming „ot.1»ilb flown to more r«c*iit time*, I tlm mo.t autlfontlc ln.ta.ice of i C'-at a,. U lli,l or n.iiry J.nki.,, „f Yorkslur*. England, who flitd in Hl70 -‘Vwjjc# “lid r.t tti* »go *f 100 uaily ....... swam iu-r»M rapid stream*. A not her historic gas* is that of Tho* Darr, of Sinopshiro; a day labor.r. who lived to ,, the age of 1»3 year*. When more than IM ho married hi* **cnnd wife, and till 13U he could awing the scythe and wield tl>* Hail with th* hu*l of his fallow*. Ilt his 153d T . ar ^ ,.„ t „„ u . don to exhibit himself to the King It :>n "*"*>’ yiS,t ' Wio abeUmioua habit of a century and srt-X’z lent i . « condition, , •.. ami ... the,* waa no reatou 1 why he should not have lived mncl, long lr ^.ve ^ for this nnf..ttii., i .L« t-m ^ ,r f ,0f ' *' n 1 hospitality. IYof. Hufvland’s roll of centenarian*! iucludes many more remarkable c a among them that of Mittlestedt, a Drug- | man soldier, who served sixty-seven years uuder both Fredericks, lighting many battles and enduring much hard I ■ Z "»I , ast when he was lilt, only two year* be-1 f„ re j, j H ,| w m, ’ . _ S _ '* n0 “ . & Detrolt Court i .... i'•«« hiwh in the polio, wa*a court 1 as tl “ ) n " 1 - ,,OB " 1 took his j ? Ml U! ’°“ tbe ^? ch ' !,wl in * i^'I-nus il 111 sl 'ou,ed , ' ° '” l “ '’ X . J'"»K ” t-« 1 ! !-* prisoner r 1 111 into court . ?* l, ; r i l w .,')] »;.;ii'iK,.iK aa j j* t(, . t . •. '* " U J r.i.x’SrtSito!tfluIr I whtti they askvd Jiim wliether he would 1 be roasted or fried. 1 We don’t want to,know wliat th* oya ter said, or the turpentine either. - What do you follow V Anything that eo.avs ia my way, as the locomotive said, w!ie. i it ran over a little niggei'. 1 Don’t earn anything ab mt the locd Itioliva. What’s your iMisinos-, ? That’, various, a:; the cat said when 1 she stble the chicken bit the tahlo. If I hear anything more absm I com- tf «r Tlic Democrat. i AinKKTtsiNc ritm: i One Snjnsrr, first msertluM . t 09 4 Hie buuare,e*ch antwquent insertion, '10 One tsjuare, three months . 4 «* One Spin re, twelve niont Its I e# ^narteiUfoIrmin, twelve months . . !S M One < ..iujnn twelve lay nth* . M 99 ItP One Ineh or Lea* cunsltirred *» * : wpuft*. Weltiivc no fracttonl at a hurt, fruetlotw wf squirm Witt W cMinfkJI 4s sqasnm. uiersl deduct km* nnnfe •* Ca» tract Advertising. - * [mrlmms, I will give yon twelve month*, l'tu done, a* the lieafstake said to the {cook. *' r s • • o -i . • •.T Now, air. ynnr punishment shall de¬ pend <>u tin; shorUurasand correctt|cae ot your answers. I suppose you live by going round the docks '• No, air, i c.m’l go round the dock* i witlwnit a coat, and Ifin’t got uone. ■ Answer me. 4t ’ How do you get i yoer Wtvml ? i v . [ eh'iadlUtee at the Inkers, nod . some Hines I cat tutors, No more of jo nr stupid Hftnserue.r- * ^ How do you support yimr*»U '! Soinetiiuve on my lege, and sometiniee ■ . on a chair. IIow do you keep yourself alive f lly breathing, 4jr. I order you to answer this question j correctly. l’retty well. IIow thaUk do you do ? you Judgo. Ilu*» do you do ? I shall Imvu to commit you. 'Veil, you’vocouittiiUod yourself (lrat 1 list's sojihi consolation. Tho prisoner went out of court will* a jerk, and was hastened to Jail. ! -.American Manner#. ! Small talk—A baliy's prattle. Many Ainerlr.ins Who visit Franc* go to lloil*M Tim sphere of woman U a round V»f ; Why i* m Urimony liU stm^g com t* ^ it^ Ua* u Cttihilht* ling Du H. | W*aill.Hl t6 kliftw Had tti* girl* wfit* , r.' i 7 f ,, t>“ .. f '”*fM *f f * •'! 1 ** #v#u - , ' 1 $ 1 SIZSS- ^' e * a ,U - M ar * llk * WM*#! Hf»J *'*» : f *>«»« Will.lifty i«utt UuUi *tru |g r*r> dortb ilillingl. Om-of the VlmDst things beaveii ha* dolio f.w man h fle 9 yirt*h(ih thw { ny#* ............... I 'iT .? o„.¥ dt Over' * *1 rn,mm,* >UI|»r • v I. II Inay III) , USCl , St'VorUl tlllSj C* ” w ‘"I?" '* , *** tm W'*** .. •Widilgandcr. * a . lfb*u * wl, woman ou,d com** Ijrqm to tji* *ani* tyitfr ° * »W - Midi#* Shu strolled along th* tnudy b*«rh And rippling wa volets tri*d to r**ch Anil Hasp, and touch, aiuttuuihlrt o’* r 1 he ’m ho* ol pretty f*ut that Wor* A pair of number seven shoe* .that made a track like number two*. Angelin was praHlug th* amiabtlKy of Jiltin'* husband, and asked hew In ' the World she had ever brought hint to Mlcb l IB >faction, whereupon JulU i,* '' er that -"Hi* did it chielly with a croquet mallet. .SchooHnistrc, .“What wa. ,h* faf ’ ,rf AW?” Do/ -“Killed bv Cain In a ' c,ub “IT J><) schmdmi,tres* you know what ..“No, club with i»?'» ' a - •**y. ’ church. . , *3id : dear,”replMtl “Mamma, was Christ 1 :* Jew 5~ “Yea, ,ln " met r, " >thBr ’ - “Well ’ Hc.iv * >tn,n ^' ,low , ««’» tt, * - matmiir, when hb fath~r find Was a * ^•’’•hyUrian V” “Why don't yon put the tooth-pick*" 1 on the table ?” asked a guest at a Cai¬ T(,ti ton hotel, after he had finished his " dinner. “ltecause, after you used Oil* D'lterday, yoit flidn’t ptit ft b*dk In the ""/r’vwCon • 1 responded the waiter.— now AVir*. Roy, „ s.ud - , tiayeler .... a to a disobedient youtli whom lie encountered, “do you your f.ithei* speaking to you?” ‘'° h rq*M the youth, “but I '' - don’t mind wl at h« say,. Mother dm, t "*'t!,er: »n.l twixt she am) i w.’vewboirt ' the dog so he don’t.” “As for mo,” says J/rne. Z., whoa* husband in a member of th* Assemt.lv “I alwaye do inv abupping when the Sen iadiaouaaing the appropriation bill*. ' fc cr^"”tL ■** An A *n«*»*Ir-an tourist was visiting' Naples, and saw Vesuvius during an « ri h'Hoii. “Have you anything "lik* ' that in the New World?**'was the ques Hon of an Dat a i spectator. "No.’’ rep’i- ’ •'Klotiut linn, “bul |f gi eoi we have a mill 1 dam that would put it out in five min- “ iltutd” ”-r Invoices of goods shipped to ('raw thickhead" i'-n , |hhert? i 'Alhii!ita ’ aVd* mai'^ other places bv \. Davts A- <:o * Kii‘d"eh";^''. 1 ' wt !,|lwV! «•»« , ‘ '
