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Published Every Friday Morning,
at CrawfordviUe, Ga.
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to suit the times.
Hotel Cards.
0LINAKD noUSE,
CI.ATTON' STKEF.T, NEAR POST-OPFICE,
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
Rooms all carpeted. Good sample rooms
for Commercial Travelers.
A. D. CLIXARD, Ihotirietor.
RATIONAL ATLANTA, HOTEL, (JEOItGIA,
E. T. WHITE. Proprietor.
This nouse is now conipb>te with its im¬
provements. viz.: The addition of a third
•tory, giving thirty-three additional rooms,
capacity now seventy-five more, with every¬
thing fresh and bright and all the modern
improvements. the Depot and
being situated near houses. The con¬ Xa
venient to the business
tioxai., newly renovated and refurnished,
offers superior inducements to the Travel¬
ing Public.
Kates, $2.00 per day. Special rates for
longer time.
rjMIF. GLOBE HOTEL,
CORItEK EIGHTH AND liKO.VD ST ill. UTS,
AUGUSTA, GEOUG1A,
1* centrally located, and within five min¬
Houses, utes’ walk of alt the principal Public Build¬
Banks, Post Office, Telegraph
ings, Union Depot, Opera House,
GO Wes and Express Office.
Sfreetears pass the door, going to all parts
of the city ami vicinity, every live minutes
■during the day.
The House is supplied with all the con
veuionees of a a first-class Modern Hotel,
and is especially well located, and provided
with ail convenient facilities for Commer¬
cial Travelers carrying samples.
Each ri.om connected with the office by
bells. Telephone attachment with the eity
and Summerville in the office for the accom¬
modation (f.S. ATKINSON of guests. & SONS, Prop’rs.
Foime’rly of Clemens House. Danville, Ky.
Railroad Notices.
Cdeoro-ia Ilallroad
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ScPEUIvrENDENT's Ol I trK, \
YOSTMEN<'I\g AI'nnsTA, Ga.. Nov. .•.th, lsso. y
1 the following SUNDAY, 7th in-taut,
*..y passenger schedule will
%• •.■crated :
WO. I WEST— D.VII.Y. NO. 2 EAST—IIA11.Y.
«.v Augusta '« » .« I.v. Atlanta T-t-ja
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no. 3 wk st—D. vi i.v. no. 4 HAST—#>ailv.
!Lv. Augusta .’>:r.o pm I.v. Atlanta u:45 p m
A*’ WV' -•?«“'!“
14 f® No fonnertion to or from Wa^liln^
ton on srNDAYS.
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». K. JOHNSON. E.K. DORSEY.
SupcrinteWdeat, Gen. I’ass'ger Agent.
Ma\2,ls7P.
LANDRETHS’
MfiliflM extensive Seed
lofrue and Pncen. The Oldest and most
Grower* in the United State*.
MTU) JUAaNOHKTH & SON5M , hiiu.d*.,Pa,
' ’•ct.*27,’80.j-y.
e;W.s UK snau’ioiMiiiim iMt.
ruAoi IS AUl The Great t TRADE TRADE MARX Ml
T% . r.ngiish i((iiu.
dy. An iin
Wf -gZ/jf jJ* 8cininn failing cure UVi(k- for
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Eflr ness, Spcrma
[C WK . torrliea, liupo
tency, and that all
diseases
fefORE TAEIBB.follow, as a AFTE3 TAFI3G.
sequence of Self-Abuse ; asl.ossc.t Memory,
Universal Lassitude, Pain in the Back,
Dimness of Vision, Premature Old Age,
and many other Diseases that lead to In¬
sanity or Consumption, and a Premature
Grave.
pvT” Full particulars in our pamphlet, mail to 1
which we desire to send tree by
every one. J.-,r The Specific Medicine is
sold by all druggists at Si per package, !.., or ...
six packages for $r>, or will be sent addressing. free -
mail oil receipt of the money bv
TilE Gl! AY M El>'I<' IXE GO.,
Mechanics’ Block, Df.tuoit, Mich.
Sold in CrawfordviUe and every
wliere by all druggists.
Xoy.21,1871). i-y.
t ty:/ \ A ll'w bi. 4 rmnrd.!. f.l'fllf TO « I DLfK'ik,
\ «-.nf 4 ,u,ng t bapf rs c: A i • v,j - n,: Won.jy.
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April 8, ’81. j-y.
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SO df»C Outfit sent free to those jdeasant'aii'Vprof- ! v ; ii (
engage in the mast
Stable business known. Everything new
ly made without staying away from home
wwkerf 1 'wantod >! once! 1 'Many "'ire VmiT
at
ftig much fortunes at the business. boys Ladies and make
.as as men, and young girls
make great pay. No one who is willing to
work fails to make more money every day
.than can be made Those in a Who w< • k at any ordinary
employment. wili short read to fortune. engage Addres at one
find a
11. KaiLett A Co., Portland. Maine.
‘ Nov-4,’S0.f-v.
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^ The mosl complete stock . , of .. >pnng .
and Summer goods in Co., Georgia just re
reived by C. A. Davis & Greenesbo
ro’, Ga.'
Read the Alphalietieal adver
.t.isement in another column from C. A.
Davis * Co.. Greeneslioro . Ga.
Vol. 5.
TUTT'S
PILLS
INDORSED BY
PHYSICIANS, CLERGYMEN, AND
THE AFFLI CTED eve rywhere.
THE GREATEST MEDICAL
TRIUMPH OF THE AGE.
SYIVIPTONIS OF A
TOKPID LIVER.
XiOS8 of appetite ,Nausem bowels costive,
PaiiTin tEeHeaff.with a dull sensation in
the b ack part, Pai n un der the shoulder*
Blade, fullness alter eating, with a dlsin
cHn ation'to exer tion o f Body or mind, hosi
Irritabili ty of temper, L ow spiri t s,
of mem ory, w it h a f eeling of haying nag
Iected some duty, wearinesa, dizziness.
Flutterin^_^tHeli«earLT>otabelbre^e e yes, Y ellow Skin, BTea dacheT^HeBtl ess
ness at iiightThieHIy coloredTTrine.
IF THESE WARNINGS ARE UNHEEDED,
SERIOUS DISEASES WILL SOON BE DEVELOPED.
TUTTS PILLS arc especially adapted to
such cases.one dose effects suchachange
of feeling as to astonish the sufferer. Ibe
body They Increase Take the Ftof»!i. A ppetite, thus the mid cause is
to on system the
flourish,-'-:, and by theirTonie Aetionon
DlgMtitc OrsaiH. UeirulnrNtool*arepro*. If.T,
duc^-1 Price *ii cents, 35 Masrraty St„
TUTT’S HAIR DYE.
Okay llAiuor Wiiibkebs changed to a Glossy
Black by a single color, application of this Dye. It
imparls a natural acts Instantaneously. $1.
Bold by Druggists, or scut by express on receipt of
Office, 35 Nturray St., New York.
g Dr. Tl’TT’H H tSit'Al. of Taluahl* Infornatlon and k
Itcceljit* wilt be mailed Fll££ on uiniHcnlloa.g
-jpril 8, ’81. j-v. I |
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Du'i j-iin jq the p> t, .... t
uess, are symptoms of approaching fever
and ague. Use without delay Hostel
tor’s Stomach Bitter.-:, which substi
Bues lot the chilly sensation a genial
parts* toim ^t i' t lie' bvci.TIc bowds*
the stomach and the Irilliara gland being
restored to a heal tidy condition, the dis
ease is conquered at the outset. For
Sl7 r S3 ’ MiMm
. 1,000 MILK _ __ TICKETS. I
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GBOtmia Baii.iioaii , Fomi-iny, )
Office Gcni::: , Pa -i.vm.i: a.--: vr. [
zimiURVCKr M A ’vV» r t 'v'“ t: '" ! ' ;! *' ’
and bnuC '' , "ti'i ’ TWENTY tickets^ nvr \k”
DOLLAR- h -■- will
issued to individual-, linns Ol- families, hut
not to firms and familu-. uomtomd.
I.. K. DORSET,
Mav!U*7:i. General Jtoscng.r Agent.
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deiuirtment' 'n at'V:.' i 7r , T';? A.''Davis t3 ') I u'! ; l ‘ . , r oF
a Go’s
reenesbor’on the oth of April. Ladie’s
.ill take notice of • : '. -
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CRAW FORDYILLE, GEORGIA. FRIDAY, MAY G, 1881.
Miscellaneous.
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A Cool Martyr.
Ten minutes after the Flint A- Fere
Marquette train had pulled out of the ,
depot yesterday noon a young man with
a grab-bag in bis hand and a cigar in his
i"»i' -«
hour to spare. After walking up and
down for about live minutes he stopped
at the ticket-window and asked :
“Has the Flint train gone yet ?”
Yes, a quarter of an hour ago.”
•
The ducc! Why, I was to go on
that train!”
“Well, you didn’t.”
That’s so, and I’m phtced in an
barrassing situation. I was to be mar
ried to a girl up the road to-night.” No
other train, I suppose
‘ And I can t get there ?
‘‘Perhaps you ’ could hire a locomo
five”
“-Hi! jierhape I could. I’ll finish iny
smoke !U,H S° suu aU> " 1 il ”
After the end of his cigar had been
reduced until the lire wanned his nose,
the young man went up stairs and said
to the superintendent :
‘‘Could you, ah, for about five or six;
dollars, ah, give me a locomotive as far
as l-tint, ,,,. . ah ,
.
J>,0 » s11,
1 -kh. you can’t t Well, that’s badisb.
I was to have been married at six o’clock
this evening. I miglit say seven dollar*
lor a locomotive.”
“And you might say aevon times
that.”
l *(, iiiMiTt ilo it: ’pmi liom>r I couldn’t,
tbough I’ll g» down and smoke another
cigar and perhaps make you another
Offer after a time.
He lit another cigar and paced up and
down and all at once began hunting his
l ,ocket3 ' lie shortly pulled out a note
tiook, and after miming over the leaves
he approached the ticket-seller and
:
“1 find that I mu saved.”
.
“Here it is, . just as I wrote it down
last fall“M um: The said party of the j
fi,sL which is me-agrees to wed
the said paity of tl»e secouil |>mt—which
is Helen—on the evening of April 4,
18«l, prmului, that blizzards. Hoods,
broken bridges, railroad delays, or other
acts of Providence permit.” I always
I»uke a mem. of these things to save mis
mulersUndings. I missed tho train,
and that comes under the head of rail
road delays, ch ?”
“I think so.”
“vti.d she has no grounds for breach
of gromise ?”
“Can’t see any.”
“Nor I. My conscience tells me that j
I ought to offer about nine dollars for a ;
locomotive to run me up there, and if it!
is refused I’ll go back to the hotel and |
take things easy till to-morrow. Are
you married V”
“No.”
“Going to be ?”
“I—I expect so.”
“Make a mwan. of it, and give Provi¬
dence plenty of latitude for delays ! It’s
not only business, but you’ve got ’em
tight as a wedge. Mem. it l ight down
in black and white, and if they talk sas¬
sy, show ’em the door. Bye-bye, old
you later.”
Senator Boone’s Big Foot.
In tbe early days of Indiana, one of
the State Senators was a good-natured
giant named George Boone. When be
up his height attracted attention,
for lie measured nearly seven feet. If
he made a gesture, his hands were noted i
as the largest ever seen in that State,
But it was his feet that amazed his col
leagues.
When aliont 18, young Boono thought
would call on a neighbor who lived
few Miles off. Sally, the neighbor’s
was large and pretty, and the
giant thought she would make
suitable wi»e.
**• was 'ate in the fall, though too
early to put on shoes, so that lie started
barefooted. IIis best butternut-colored j
Suit l' a ^ l ,feen Daa(ie S0Ine ^ months be
fore, and was much too stirnll lor him.
The pantaloons reached just below his
while the coat stretched as tight
hi. akin Ml a
hoop-pole.
After wading creeks and muddy hot
toms the would-be sparker arrive! at
the neighbor’s log hut just as the fatni
ly , were sitting .... down , to . supper of .. mush ,
and milk. Being invited to draw ud,
^ ™ & 86 ’
Wretched forth his hand to take. Not
making sufficient allowance for the size
of his hands, he struck the big milk
pitcher. ... Outwent file milk ... over .. the
table, and out went Sally from the room
roaring with laughter. \
Tu * old lady kindly remarked, “It
w "' rub out when it dries;’.’ but the
youth knew that he was already rubbed
out. so far :vs Sally was concerned.
saw nothing mote of Iter. The clock
Struck ten.
f¥ 1 rtm ^ r 1 - vou Boone, wash your asked feet the and old go lady, to
-
bed ?”
“Yes, ma\t.n.”
“Here's an iron pat; it is the only
s«.
^ to The pot proves! too small for hi* feet
enter, except by sliding thorn in side
ways. When in, they swelled so much
Mat he could not get them out. The
n Was * n ^ ense - *^ s U>c clock stiuck
"raeven, the oul lady asked :
t* “Mr. Boone, are you not done wash
ijlg your feet ?
‘-What did this pot cost ¥” lie roared;
,j“I must break it.”
* “A dollar.”
J “Bring me tire axe.”
the pot in pieces, lm banded
! the old ladv a dollar, opened the door
and started for home. .Several years
fiitci, after |,« lie met nut Miiy Niliv at at a a luwkimr husking. As . s
Upon as she saw him sho burst out
fcufliln*.—Sfcdefcf. of Kirin Indiana.
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| Married Poople Wo P Id bo Happier.
lf , |ome tlj . lls we ,. c never told to
neighbors.
». If they kissed and made up after eve
rv ouarrel ^
U If household excuses were proportkm
H to veceipta.
\|oiu If they tried to be as agreeable as in
tsbip days.
jtoiufort jf each would try to be a support and
to the other.
jtlf each remembered the other was a
foman Jx?ing, not an
jf WO m n were as kind Id their lms
§ as they were to'their lovers.
If fuel and provisions were laid in
luring the high tide of summer work. !
t If is>th parties remembered that they j
married for worse as well as for better.!
wives If men were they ns thoughtful their for their j
as were for sweet
hearts*.
there were fewer silks and velvet
*r«t«........ awd more plain, tidy
house-dresses. !
If there were lower “please darlings,’’ •
in public, and more conimor. manners ;
in private.
If wives a ml liusbaiuls would lake
some pleasure as they go along and not j
degenerate into mere toiling rnacliines.
lieeieation is necessary to keep the ;
heart in its place, and to get along
without it is a big mistake.
If men would remember tint a wo
man can’t bo always smiling who lias to
cook the dinner, answer tho door-iiell
half a dozen times, and got rid of a
neighbor who has dropped in, tend to a
sick baby, tie up the cut finger of a two
year-old, gather up the playthings of a
feur-year-old, tie up the head of a six
year-old on skates, and get an eight
year-old ready for school, to say nothing
of sweeping, cleaning, etc. A woman
with all this to contend with may claim ,
it as a privilege to look and feel a littlw j
tired sometimes, and a word of xjmpa
thy would not be too much to expect 1 j
from tho man. who during the honey
moon wouldn’t let her carry as much as
a sunshade. —<S uturdai/ livtniwj Mail.
“A llart Gold or l)i»lrceaing Cough.”
bronchial Dry, parched, sore throat, pneumonia,
and asthmatic attacks, weakened
ami debilitated state of the system, all these
dangerous Swaync's symptoms are cured Wild by cher¬ “Dr
ry.” The Compound Syrup relief, of and the
first dose gives
worst cough ami sore lungs yield to its heal¬
ing properties. An occasion'sl dose of
“ Swayuo’s Pills ” should b« taken to keep
the bowels free. They are excellent l'ol
totpid liver and bilious complaints.
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wit 'f,’real'pleasure’that f* add°iuy testi
mony to the great virtues of Ncurali/tne
as a Specific for Neuralgia and Head
ache Such a remedy is a blessing, and
J. K. Ridgely, to Hutchison A Km.,
Proprietors, Atlanta, Ga. Sold by all
Druggists.
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The Number Three.
When the world was created, says an
old writer, we find land, water and sky;
wini moon, and stars; Jonah was three
days in the whale’s stomach; our Savior
pugged three diys in tomb; Peter denied
his Savior thrice. There were thre pa
triarchs—Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Abraliatn entertained three angels,
Samuel was called three times “Simon,
tbo« w.„ M
times. Daniel was thrown into a den
with three lions for praying three times
a day. Shadraob, Mesliack and Abed
nego h were secure from the flames of tho
furnace. ,
The Ten Coiiimaninents were deliver
speakn of faith, hoi*
and charity—these lios.c famous
dreams of the baker and butcher were to
come to pass in three days. Elijah pres
trated .... himself ,, three Djnea on tbe dead , ,
child.—Samson deceiveit Delilan three
times hefere slie discovered the source of
bis strength. There are three conditions
for man, the earth, heaven and hades,
There is also the Holy Trinity.
No. 18.
In mythology there were threeGraces.
Cerberus with his three heads; Neptune
holding his three-toothed staff; the oracle
0 f Delphi cherished with veneration the
tripod; ami tlio nine Muses sprang from
the three.
In nature we have male, feud* and
ofTsi.nn.r- £ s.;z: i,,orni„„ i;,r; noon and 7LX, nisrlit
is a thrtHJ leaV ed clover. Every ninth
wave is a grand swell. We have fish.
ilesli and fowl. The majority of man
kind die at thirty-three. What odnl.t be
done in mathematics without the trian
gleV Witness the power of the wedge;
and in logic threo premises are iudispen
sable. It is common for three tu lie :i
lucky numlier. :
A I'ranktort [Ky.) Physician writes:
Some months ago the daughter of one of
; a * |;™>^ mu« h
reduced in Mesh, terrible cough, rccuftmcntlud Inn lire
gradually her t|'use wasting Dr. away. I
“ Swayue’s I’omi.uiMld Syi up
\\, |,t cherry,” which she did In a
short time she via s free from all cough aiul
;;Y«‘tt| i bottles v y "I'-cic"’ 5a ,“•»£. LUTtX to.i'i'le!
or six *5. The large 'ttlS si/.e H the most
&^son""i-hili.l’s*'‘soldhv ’ ’ ******'
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Sorrows of Genius.}'
|[,u,u.i- i, ., r ,,.,,.
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Spencer died in want,
Cervantes died of hunger. .
Terrance, tue dramatist, ,wtA a slave,
Dryden lived in poverty anti distress,
Sir Walter Raleigh died on the seal
fold
Butler lived a life of penury and died
lMior.
liaeon lived a life of meanness and dis
tress. ►* |
Plautus, the Roman comic poet, turn- |
ed a mill.
Paul Horghese had fourteen trades, i
ai, d y u t, starved with all. wafof
Tasso, the Italian poet, ten dis
treated for five ahillltige.
.Steele, the bumolest, lived a life of
perfect warfare with bailifs.
oiway, the English dramatist, died
premuturelT. mu4 Uumurh hsogtr.
Pbatterto,,, the child of genius, and
misfartmie, destroyed himself at 1H.
u c .|,tivog)io was refused admittance
into a hospital ha had himself erected.
Savag« died in :i prison at /Bristol,
where he was confined for u debt of $10.
The death of Collins was through
neglect, first causing mental derange
merit.
Goldsmith’s “Vicar of IFaketleld” |
was sold lor a trills to save him fl01ll ,
the g, ip of the law.
Fielding lies in the l.urying-ground !
of the English factory at Lisbon, with¬
out a stone tu mark the spot.
Milton sold his copyright of “Para- I
dine Lost” for $~io, at three payments
and finished his life in obscurity.
C.inioens the celebrated writer of the
“Lusiad,” the great Portugese epic, |
ended his life, it is said, in an almshouse, ;
;tn< ]^ all y rate, was supiiorted by u
fuitljful black servant, who begged in
Hie streets of Lisbon for him.
Burning Witches.
'They burnt their last witeh in Gonncticut,
About a century and a half ago,
Thus wrote Fitz-Groene Halleck in
his poem on Connecticut. Is it true ?
There is discussson, or was a few weeks
ago, as to the historical verity of incident 1
wrought into a poem by .1. G. Whittier. |
The license of a poet is large ; and where (
fictitious incidents are introduced tiiey j j
arc well enough, if they do no violence |
to the truth of the main story and no in- I
jury to the character of any of the real
personages of history. But is it mot
‘•rue that this perpetual allusion to
witch-burning in New England has
made the world believe a he ?” We at
( ^ three college commencements ono
summer, at each of which, in orations
by graduating students, reference was
madu to burning witches in New Eng
land, just as if it were a fact that was
familiar to everybody. What are the
facts? Take those two linos hy //al
leek a ml compare them with history.
There is no trustworthy evidence that
any person was ever put to death as a
witch in Connecticut, and no one was
ever burned as a witch in New Kng
land!! Yet, in spile of this fact, poets
and orators will repeat the picture to
the md of time. V. Y.Obstrar.
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“jomah.”
I never kin forget the dav
That we went out a walkiu'
A.f sot down on the me, bank,
kept on hours a talkin’;
^sa*na
An> said he thought, for harvet time
’Twas cur’us kind o' weather,
.... T ,r®«|"r seemed°mie.w . . l
*°
An’ mother site began to cal,!.
“I.owe, zy ! oh, Loweezy t”
A "’spoke iight up,
An' said ^Tloweezv'Vhat’s 1 the ° n«a °
Of us two ever partin’ V”
u °' *°ok me hy surprise,
I'.Hm.-nd it Suhe sumnYerlon^
ln ‘‘V"W wild bee’s hummin’;
1 d studied out the way I’d act,
Hut law! 1 couldn’t do it;
1 meant to hide my love from hint,
Hut seems as if ho knew it
An’ lookin’into '
mv eves
A . " '{* ?ver " u,sl since » «»“ that hour I’ve loved
wors!,i| ' IH, ‘ 1 '" y J ° sh,r ’
The most popular euro among politi
clans-sine-cure.
“You will love only me, Georgs, dar¬
ling V” ‘Sometimes,” he says.
What is the difference between a fixed
sturiitida meteor? One is a sun, thq
other a dartur.
One of the gixmnds on w hic,h ait Ohio;
wife demands a divorce is that her hus
band sleeps with a pistol iu bis hand.
No man knows what a ministering au
gel his wife is until lie has gone witl^
her through the aery trials of this world.
Pleasure is seldom found where it is\
sought. Our brightest hlazos of gladness
are commonly kindled by unexpected
sparks.
A gentleman, finding his vyhisky
punch a little too hot, blow it with his
breath to cool it. “Blowing your own
horn, I see,” said bis comrade.
A country girl, getting off a train at
Cape May, was asked if she mfght ho
helped to alight. Sho replied that she
did not smoke, and did not need » JigbL
‘If Jones undertakes to pull my ears ”
said a loud-mouthed fellow on a stiwt
corner ’tIi* “he will just liavo his Icmds
f„H ” crowd look at the miii’a ear*
and smiled
A K 11 '! wanted more buttered
bw‘i ( . but was told that sho had enough,
1 “f ,nore VV(,,,M u,:lkH hcr 1,1 5
f V k’lve me anuzzar piece and w „4
for the doctor,”
The negro’s definition of bigotry is as
K 00 ' 1 ami inclusive as that of Webster’s
Dictionary. “A bigot !”said he ; “why
lie’s a man who knows too much for one,
and not quite enough for two.”
Thwarted Ambition.—“Oh, dear!’!
exclaimed Penniman, “1 wish I could
excel ia something ! 1 do beiieve if 1
should kill a man it wouldn’t be any
thing but murder in the second degree!”
A littlu boy asked bis mother to talk
to him, and siy something funny.
"How can 1 V” she asked, “don’t yon
SH() ji, n i„ |S y baking those pies ?” “Well,
you miglit say,‘Charley, won’t yon havo
it ,,j e ?> That would bo very funny for
you.”
A girl heard her futlier criticised se¬
verely across a dinner table. The care¬
less critic paused a moment to say : “I
hope he is no relative of yours, Miss.”
Quick as thought she replied with tho
utmost nonclialence: “Only a connec¬
tion of iny mother’s by marriage.”
Happy Thought.—“A—Seen theinid
IpRs, Miss Venables?” “Yes.” “A-
the man says they’ll uovah get any hig
gall!" Really!’ “Yes.” “A—vron
dah if the littlebeggahs have got souls?”.
“All ! by-tbe-by ! you might liaye asked
the mail ■thnjrcMimal ltecord.
An Englishman who went to see an
Irish friend, knocked at the street door
am i asked :
“Docs Mr. McGuire live here ?”
« He does, sorr ; but lie’s dead !”
“When did lie die ?”
“If he’d lived till to-morrow,!’ was the
response, “he’d have been dead a fort
night,”
,,ltAI>i ‘
tvi.ii,. thcl- indiain men
Stood round about and yelled
Gut h..’ this Indiana man
Had scarcely the'iant heard the shout,
When lie. of Ifoosterdoui
Was smldcn fired out.
a member of the Shakcsiieare I pi|i, made
a sensation. The part of “Juliet”’ !m
‘ .,ti ft H.-.l ‘ In her ‘ilie'«ot-ihAijr T ’ vm
well till she came to the . balcony , oF scene; v
when when she she baused paused a a mouieiit moment thoiiBlItrul- Uioughtful
|y before th* words ’Jliste! Romeo,
Ili.ste !” and then, to the constcihatloff
of the audience, pronounced the “I”
broad, ’ shouting -llisfe ' Romeo ' Uiste"’