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The Democrat.
A Live 'Weekly' Paper on Live Is
Published Every Friday Morning,
at Crawford ville, Ga.
M. Z. Andrews, Proprietor.
bates of subscription;
Single Single Copy, (one yea*,) 8 I 50
Single Copy, (six mouths ) . .* 75
Copy, (three- awiiths,) . 5*
UT AdvertistB* rates liberal. BOOK
and JOB PRINTING a specialty. Prices
fo suit the times.
Hotel Cards.
c LIXARI) HOUSE,
CLKTtVS STREET, WEAK POST-OFFICE,
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
Itootns all carpeted. Good sample rooms
for Commercial Travelers. ojUNARD,
A. D. Proprietor.
'V'ATIONAL HOTEL,
1 ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
E. T. WHITE. Proprietor.
This Ilouse is now complete with its im¬
provements, viz.: The addition of a third
story, Riving thirty-three additional rooms,
capacity w«w seveuty-five more, with every¬
thing fresh nod bright and all the modern
improvements. situated the Depot and
Being business near houses. The con¬ Na¬
venient to the
tional, newly renovated wed t#t&e refurnished, j
offers superior inducements Travel
ing Public.
Kates, 82.00 per day. Special rates for
longer ame.
rjMIE GLOBE HOTEL,
COltXER KTGHTff AN1> HI10AD STKKETS,
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA,
Is cent rally iucated, amt -within five min- j
tiles’ walk of all the principal Business j
Houses, Banks, Post Office, Public Build
lugs, Union Depot, Opera House, Telegraph J
Olives tfreet and Ex press the Office. door, going toail parts
cars pass
of the city and vicinity, every ftve minutes
during the day. with alt the
The House is supplied first-class Modern Hotel, con
leniences of a a
and is especially well located, and provided
with all convenient facilities for Cummer
rial Each Travelers connected carrying samples. with the office by
room
bells. Summerville Telephone attachment office with the the city
and in the for accom¬
modation of guests.
U, S. ATKINSON & SONS, Prop’rs.
Fmmerly of Clemens House, Danville, Ky.
Railroad Notices.
Georgia Railroad
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15 A Is KING C.
I jlJl’Kr INTKN Ht.NT S OUrlf F., )
A t-c.r-TA, Ga., Nov. 5th. isso. (
/StO'i MENCIN(; SUNDAY, 71 li indent.
the following passenger schcfbtle will
>), operated
wo. I wkst— n.ui.r. N», 2 kasT— n.trr.v.
I.v. Augusta PTT.Ya m l,v.Atlanta 7:15 a m
“ Mac.nr 7in “ Athens K;K> u m
*• Milh'dgTl S:5S a III! “ C’wfrt’ll 12::M p'lll
ArA'ACdt'n -■ IV'diTti 10:45,a in'Ar.Wasli’g'n 2:te p ni
Athens 12:51pm) “ Jlillwlg’ll Macon 4:45 pm
*• arm p in •' (1:45 p in
- Atlanta 5:15:-.,, “ Augusta 5:17 u,
SO. 5 WKST—D.VII.Y. 2ti». 4 KAJ»r—DAll.V,
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l.v. A ugusta 5:20 p in I.v. Atlanta S.-45 p m
1-v. C Tv’ll l.:52 p iidAr. (VfMv’ll thot'a’n,
Ar. Atlanta 5:n i a m Ar. Augusta 7:00 a in
' No connection to or 110111 . ...... \> IVSlUll^
t,„i -ni SI'N DA YS.
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S K. JOHNSON, E.K. DORSEY.
Superintendent. Gen. Fass’ger Agent,
M:i\7!.l»7!l.
in
UNDRETHS’
1784 seeds;* BEST
If n<>t sold in yearfcmryt you lUUl 1 f If 11
SraEFfiS* SEE extmrire Seed
lone and Prices togs. The. Oldest and moot
Growers in the TTnited States. .Pa.
DAVID LANDRBTH & SONS,Philada
oct.27,’80.j-y.
C; It AY’S SPECIFIC MEDF.t'IXE,
VRAOE MARI-The G r c a t TRADE MARK
j. Knglisli Hera
vg':-yLt' failing cure for 9
Seminal Weak
^vdtor torrhea,^ ness, Sperma- Impo
.I* diseases that ,! -W ' vr
A7FQRC T&KIN8.follow, as a AFTER TAKIKG.
se ,tience of Self-Abuse; as Lossof Memory, Back,
Universal Lassitude, Pain in the
Dimness of Vision, Premature Old Age,
and many other Diseases that lead to in¬
sanity of Consumption, and a Premature
Grave,
i-V“ Full particulars in our pamphlet,
which we desire to send free by mail to
every one. J#" The Specific Medicine is
sold by all druggists at 81 per package, by or
.six packages for 85, er will be sent free
.mail on receipt Tilt of the money by addressing.
GRAY MEDICINE CO„ r
Mechanics’ Block, Detroit, Mick.
W Sold in Crawfordviile and every
where bv all druggists.
Nov,21,1879. i-v.
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Yv't'^yX UJp// \ r>-»it».nir.g A n-w and Chapter* complete or Gi A ll)K TO ’mL "mUK’k, Wnmtn
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ii^-rJ, .Selection of wife. Evidei ce* of Virgin*
'r. Trmperamer ts. Sicriiity. Advice to Bride
JT-V'V, « *V.r», pf*rt tl.tDn, Ils rMw, C*b '.»-7 li X*inn.>|
LvmjefiA tie CM"»|liW , ( .-r.Sn-in" ft.,pi# ti5 *. !."*► ».<d < -*.i. Cm |>. ttmlr *>*>.»■ ' tl .... Vt»r
refm. S-.-ar* - — -r- *■
Lmmmi St-f t.l. of A tf »4 - -r Wi , c>ir« u4 «
it i» aJ*o a “ Private jMediual Adviser "“n J *ea»r* re
■ultmg from impure sexual tisouiaimu*. »;.*! «.n teif-abtise — the
mmmrm t tf *****—»nA :l« mffrtl mm hf* Si|*>tll Em I "1 w, le** >0
Vigor, mtr.. ud e.»i.»* M-.rrr,«g« tr.fmmymt at ■n.'-rnyy-. f-”t »i-4 m*r.y
r»c«.:e.«, A b*t>k lx »™4 • w*.;#r»u r»4i>( i-*> m- •)•!, iWnlJ
*l»-m, %M Ig em ll.r** - * - —* * grmmt ,u»l Ot CnMrrr. I: . vtiXftia*
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J*. '»ilTTS''oi$P ;iisAJt, la s. SO. s,„ si. u, i., to.
April 8. ’81. j-y.
itable business known*. Everything new
Capital not required. We will furnish you
fy made without staying n
wfrkere ing fortunes wanted at^one^^Manv^re'mafc
Ssk^l"No^te at the business. Ladies make
work wdUinTto
fails toniake more money every da v
.than can be made in a week at anv ordinary
wuf'finda^Uortroad to Jortunr Addres
H. Hatxett & Co., Portland, Jlj.ine.
Xoy.4,'80. j-v. ' '
The most complete stock of-Spring
anil Summer goods in freoigia just
’ceived by C.'A. Davis & Co.,
ro’,Ga.
Davis k Co., Greenesboro’, Ga.
Vo!. 5.
TUTTS i
:
PILLS
IIIDORSEO BY
PHYSICIANS, CLERGYMEN, AND !
THE AFFLI CTED EVE RYWHERE.
THE GREATEST MEDICAL
TRIUMPH OF THE AGE.
SYMPTOMS OF A
TORPID LIVER.
Loss of appetite,Nauaea,bowels costiv.
Us: !i in the HVrtd.with a dull sensation in
the back part. Pain under the shoulder
bTadtCfuHpeMYf ter ea ti ng.withaTi laiD
cYination to exertion of bod y or mind,
Irritabilit y of t emp er, Low spirits, Lo s.
et m emory, wltEls feeling of hay ing neg¬
lected Fluttering some duty, the Heart, weariness, Lots before Diasiness, the
of
jy esrYel low Skin. Headache. &estW
ness at night, highly 'eolored tJrine.
I t these WARirrjres aee fitheebed.
JER'OUS DISEASES WLLS00N BE DEVELOPED.
TUTT'S PILI/S arc especially suchachangs adapted to
swell eases,one dose effects
of feeling as to astonish the sufferer.
Tbev Increase the Appetite, and cause the
hodv to Tahe on Flesh, thus the system Is
nourished, and by theit-Tonle Actios* on the
duced. Digestive Price Organs, 2o cents. Regular 35 Murray Stools St, arepro- M.T.
TIITTIO I II I I \ IlilD MQ In llfr, R VC
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Gray Hair or single Whisk application ehs changed of this to aGLoasr Dye. It
Black by a
8ola fmparts by Druggists, a natural color, by acts Instantaneously. receipt of $1.
or sent express on
Office, 36 Murray St., New York.
# Dr. TUTTS MANUAL of Valuable laforaaalWa ud k
^Useful Hrrrlpte will be mulled KKEK on application.P
A pi ll 8, ’81. j-y.
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Sale Frsprietors and Manulaciurers Bader Contract ollie
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gp 5 *IF*< W4B bm
pi rnr L 5?'V
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rii.|„jrs|.l> KiMCSSS53 Tlin* e.«ni _
»f n, y jwii»ll'*e ; use. HvjOctavci. Two Kn« SAw-clU, Il.ghly Bu
Myaw»*iVni- 32 hc-.», »ia f-w* »«»i twi.
-ohi-«r»Mi«<-«i<si«i
Shipped ruu style <d Orp.i-H- mtnlly Direct C*«t»lopt*.l for nVwl - S98. No 1
ii-stfumvnic.it» at k>1»
‘.(rfOrtweftef tone#! 1. ■ i-i-xb-. J: . ja aotl,;ns» t-j
.rylL Cbunli, Hull, CfcApel ami l'arlor Organa. Aid ami tii.wartk.
IT I\IRS I Rltf^PlLNO I S^L'S*C AijM-. Ve. lo:i. Maguia
cent defciun ofCaae. TllllEB with valunMo merABt.icil In.t rovemeut*. K!«.
nnished. STRING-*-. Weight wlt n bgipd, ovc»
1,000 lbs. Seven tlnd onMltlrd octave, full Hgratre m»Ic, rovwve-id
case, all round coraers, Iitiaqtilul varvul | ^» andkyr*-, henvy tcr
nentinc Aiid top mcmWinrs nil r-t.nd the case, Mrk>
frout l ull iron lratnes, n-r.vy extr-. l-nvcci, lniprov,*4 m. w scale,
French prand action, fret«c?k,carvedj-edal.aolUi r»«»cm»oHnrottld
In pa, ivory key fre-tiU, rapped nntniwers. Thisis A nvtgnRWnt uTmli Mano
forte, in which every improvement thr.t in tmy way fc> tJru per
fectioa of tlii* Instrument has been added.
W* wll lUliEUT and f»r CASH, c nseqnently nr» able t.i *v-U
thi* Leautifui I’ktio for lets than half who* i* ordinarily e. ke/l bj
Agent* 6-r an Inferior inslruinent. Uenumitacr ti..s piano lc« i*v<:n
and one-third octnves nnd tbroo stringi. la rut extra b.rgc siite, ha.*
four round comers an-1 is a full rosew ml ch-c. Thi» style of (uetru
ment it usually Catalogued ut from ^)tn> to $1,000.
Shipped Direct for -S235.
We fluarnnlc** this rinno to be As In evwv rdjvvi And lo
preeent a? hantlsonic nn nnpcnrntM-c ns those for three timer
this amount, «nd v« IVAllRA-STlt In wrltim; for l*iv • Vn-ir*. »»v
refer to the I'ir .t National or H i m Nr.tionai llanlr of thUcity M to
>ur responsibility. for Fatal,>gm-s. Ai*r>iutss
The Meriden Purchasing Co.,
Ucridon. Conn.
oet.27, ’80. tf.
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STOMACH
j ) -Kr'lsy Sutler Vc-dlosslj
j With
j the convulsing, ppcdmodu tortures <*f
fever and ague ami bilious remittent, when
; Hostetler’s Stomach Bitter
i to he a real curative of
] it: a
eradicate the cause of so much sufferini No
less effective is this benignant altera " ,c
eases of constipation* dyspepsia, liver com¬
plaint, rheumatism*, and* iu general de! ility
and nervous weakness. For sale by all Ding
gists and Dealers frcntrally.
■ L000 MILE TICK ETS.
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G ^oiyMp-vf 'tvG^^MON^ wiifsell VY^'tli'^'lii-.t ONe‘ TIIOUs! I
this Company
; vxn MI L £ TICKETS, ^<md over main
mTLLMtS^Vele tickeiV
issue< * to individuals, firms or famines, bat
nc,t t0 firms and families combined.
>fav9,l879. General Passenger Agent.
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fg- An experienced city Miliiner of
departmeiit 'at ''f ’’ ’A^^Davi^.i' '(Vs
reenesbor’on the 5th of April Ladie’s
all take notice of this -
De- ”
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rm i he 1 )emocrat
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(JR AFFORDVILLE, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, MAY 20, 1881.
Poetry.
== -
A SERMON IS Rill Mi'..
If you have a friend worth loving,
Love him. Yes, and let him know
That you love him, ere life’s evening
Tinge his brow with sunset glow.
Why should good words ne’er be said
Of a friend-'-till he is dead ?
“Btsrsgsssst"- Praise it. Do not let the singer
^ m ssjs u ie ^ yedPr z V^ ar ' '”" rl
If you hear a prayer that moves y«u
By its humble, pleading tone,
Join it. Ho not let the seeker
Bow before his God alone.
IPhjr should not your brother share
The strength of “two or three” in prayer?
If you see the hot tears falling
Front a brothers weeping eyes,
Share them. And by kindly sharing,
Own your kinship with the skies.
Why should any one be glad,
When a brother's heart is sad ?
If a silvery laugli goes rippling
Sliaie Through the sunshine on his face,
it. 1 is the wise man s saying—
lor both gnel and joy a place.
There’s health and goodness in the mirth
In which an honest laugh has birth.
If your work is made more easy
Say By a friendly, helping hand,
so. Speak out brave and truly,
Ere the darkness veil the land.
Should a brothel workman dear
Falter for a word of cheer ?
Scatter thus your seed’s of kindness,
All eniidling as you go—
Leave them. Trust the harvest Giver,
lie will make each seed to grow.
So, until its happy end,
Your life shall never lack p friend.
Miscellaneous.
Bachelor’s Retreat.
Jth., on the “Human Mind.”
EMtor 1) mncrulT Owing to great in>es
of business amt tile various cares of
I failed to write anv on mv series of
for the last week’s issue in time,
I do not offer this, as an apologv. but
only explanatory to you ami v*n.r tin me,
uadi reideis is foi for the the non non appearante •inne-u-mee ot of
no i i o. on "ft iiu .
In my last No. .tli, communication
to give a few ex>inu>D»s and
some smne noted noteu eiiaiacieis, characters relative uwtive
my subject, OH the action and results
mental power, when properly trained
both Ancient iiiul Model n lnstoiy.
I desired especially to refer to the fact,
man) ol out \eiy . nest 0 , and . ablest ...
..
of this day, as well as those of
times whose lives have been re¬
for emulation, rose to distinc¬
iri the world, front limited circutn
surroundings etc., mainly
the direct agency of the mind’s
in all the relations of life. We
read in Holy writ of one Solomon in all
his glory—said to be the wisest man
that ever lived, of course he was special¬
favored of God and knew more ot the
divine revelation than any other loan.
No doubt many live now, who have as
much native intellect as lie possessed, yet
this is mere speculation. Solomon must
have had great practical knowledge
besides superior cultivations in Archi
lecture, since he was permitted, in
of David to erect a world maimiflcent
temple in honor ot the old Com
mg on down , the , corridors of time,
there is grand old .Socrates, who be-i
one of the greatest founders of
«'»
tutor of h,s day. He had but
wt>l klly possession. IIis imrents
were very (Main and occupied somewhat
slop whe e he^was cUtred cSi^ t hi _ awar hTfi^t ^
stone
and thus made one step
starting him on his way to
future greatness. Hiero 11 ’ was de
f,. nin fh „ f.. mi i„ f ,
who held Swav formerly in Svraeiwe’
hw rnnthAi* caused^him heinir a. «i ivn (li.mplM
his Father to be exoosed
soon after his birth, believing that the
infant would disgrace the nobility of his
race ; 1{ Justin’s fabulous account may
bft elied Ui , otl) he wa3 nourished by
bets several days with their honey. It
was declared from the oracles th at so
(like the prodigal son,) back to his
house and took all msai We care of his
education, and consequently in after
years he was made Captain General of
the Syracusan army, and in a short time
was seated upon the throne as King.
What was it that elevated him urp<m the
pinacle of fame ? not 1 -dies, Dct aristo
cracy, not'simply friends. It was noth
mg more nor less, than the workings o£
m jnd and Education,
Shame and honor, ftouino condition
rise,
Act well your part, there all the honor
lies.
^d. ^FrimThe earti^t perT^ff
world’s history, this has been true, in
regard t» all the different departmen ts of
life. The Educated are always prepared
! f»r any and every emergency. Hence, we
discover at once that the Human Mind
is the great foundation stono of all sue
cess, whether it lie for the accumulation
of wealth, building up society or govern- j
ment. ITbis lias been demonstrated iu
<*««*■ I’ll now itlhide to
he is stnnll in bodily form, yet possessing
on* of tte greatest minds that ever liv
*
ism and statesmanship. His generous
j soul, name and chiefly unwearied
! mind will ever e .'f l ceatinne C6a tin " e J to 0 adorn ' the ‘ h * ’
‘ ,a ^ es of , , h,3tor T down , *f» «*"<* f |
»
time, a»d when the signal of liis
j death shall have lieeu announced,
none will rise and be able to take liis place
1 as a watchman in behalf of all the great
j interests of our couttry. I do not doubt
I bat that there are many youths of our
land, of just as great minds, yet it is fear
^ul^ that they will never be so lin
proved, nor so honorably and constantly
engaged. What is it that made Stone*
WH u Jgckson such an honored and ever
to be remembered leader of some of our
armies in the last cruel and bloody war
betwen the States? It was his greatness
and goodness, educated as he was, in the
higher walks of life, prepared for its du
ties, changes, warfare and deprivations. '
Ha was true to the care, for the lost cause
and hia coun.ry. The pride, success,
hope and love of his superior general
ship was not alone in bravery, and as a I j
soldi** unrivalled upon the battle field.
But be became much distinguished for
liis reason, and Judgement, and j
mwrgtes of h:s strong mind, which
in fierceness the thunder clap mid i
was as
the lightning Hash, in tli§ summer, i
“lit” sky, of his towering mind, which j
enabled him to look lie yond and higher
than the mountain peak and the valley
deep in order to pluck success, even !
through rftgged danger, to overcome Uie
contending enemy, and thus procuring !
Ior llis mcn^afety arid glorious victory.’’
V ci y liespvctfidly.
«-WH\W.RR. 1 ,
[Tohe l_____ Continued. ]
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...v I tail tiria i«r i>i»tn s.,ing tough.” ‘ ■
nfv. parehed. sore thront, pwmwoniii,
bronehihraml asthmatic attucte, weirfeeiietl i
.................... state., f the syste™, a II flies*
tltuIK ,. r<4MS Gompmuul syrlr ,, toms „,e cured l v Clirer- “ Dr ;
Swavne's Syrup of Wild
]U „ properties. ^ An l^yiJhl^ occasional Us dost* h.!Jb of |
“ Swayue’s i’ills ” should lie taken to keep
the bowels free, bilious liiey complaints. are excellent fol
torpid liver and
—— _
i:W Cathedral St. Baltimore. It is !
with real pleasure that I add my testi
riiouy to the great virtues of Nmrahjme
as a bpeciflc for Neuralgia and Head
aehe. Such a remedy is a blessing, and
all Hufferm should keep it on hand.
.7. K. Itidgely, to Hutchison A Bro.,
Proprietors, Dru Atlanta, Ga. Sold by all
S gmts ‘
How to Raise Cotton,
Itavid Dickson, of Hancock county,
Georgia, who took the premium at the
*’*- a *- e ^ a ‘ r * n Georgia, in ISliO, for eigli
halo* of cotton on six acres, who
before tlui War made Solid,000 in fifteen
y ear3 by fanning, having begun with*,
capital of only 825,000, and was equally
successful after the war, thus laid down
before his friends the rules by which he
wus eoverned in tlie cultivation of c,d
.
'
h ,
SrItaXV“ double furrow and put in ferti
Ri J ge wlt | latgng scooter, five Lnclws
e 0 e ^ 11 a , turning .
‘
plough, and subsoil the turn plough fur
rows, .s,,lit out the middle with a shovel
and ^ cover ^ with board «»“on or harrow. seed sower, First.
Plowing-xun twenty-two inches sweep
with ri 8 ht wing turned down; hoe out
to two or three stalks eve-ry nine inches
ten days after ploughing—use the same
«weep, tine tight wing turned up a little
more ‘ Third ploughing, same way; run
a third furrow in the middle to level.
Cott " n 8taBd *“» th, f m tbe ,Jri)1
, be rB,,cb more forwa,d ln during.
Cotton only requires distance one way.
.
On level land run the rows north aud
south.
the same subsoil, tluee weeks— h inches
soil and the same subsoil; four weeks—
eight inches soil and same subsoil.
’ J o ,mproTO tb ® C ^ t °! 1 pla, *j'’. se,ftct
seed every year after the first picking, up
£tbe mtddla of October, taking the
stalks and best bolls on Jie stalks.
4 Loru tbe to "^ Jtb of A P ril is thc
.
Lest time to plant^cotton
1 longu every three weeks and let the
hoes come ten days behind, cleaning the
col " ou ‘ ,(;l •
. Continue ptoughiug till the loth or
20th of August. Once or twice during
the season, shove out the middle with a
T™e plligSgS Mtton^uins one
and a fourth day., per acre.
So, 20.
Cotton plants commence when
to Like on mid mature bolls and
tinue until they exhaust the soluble mat
ter or reach the full capacity of the land,
Two stalks will do that much sooner
than one, and will soirnrij a late
caterpillar, etc."
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! u tfwavqie's terrible Coiwa^ITsvron euugk her life
her other louse symptoms, " Dr and k&Jg&M is rZy
healthy. imw
Priee 25 cents ami $. 1.00 a bottle
°^ s .‘, x •*.‘‘ s a^’W, Sf’- The largo "i* slie !, 1>r is the
1 h.lad : a_^ UKvdri«gis - v Swayn*
( t s
Ladles who Appreciate Elegance and
purity ^'s (ho are using Parker’s Hair Balaam,
best article sold for restoring
gray hair to its original color aud beau
ty.
The Vagabond Sage.
An old man of very active physiog
nomy was brought to the police court .
His clothes looked as if they might have
bought second hand in liisyouth
Hff prime; for they had suffered raor ®
' rom world than the proprietor him
self -
business ?”
None; I am a traveler.”
l Aou are not far wrong. Travelers
and vagabonds are about the.same thing.
*' ie difference i» that the tatter travels
without money and the fovroor without i
brains.”
'• ‘ ,eve ba.vo you traveled ?” ;
“Alt over the continent.” ;
“For what purpose V”
“Observation.”
“What have you observed ?”
“-•1 lit tle to commend, much to cen
sllie ' am * 11 ff'eat <leal to laugh at.” j
Hump! What do you commend ?” j
"A handsome woman that will stay j
:, t home, an eloquent preacher that will I
l»«»ch sliort sernuuiM a good writer that;
'' 111 lu)t wnU ' ' n ' :c,, < iUltl » fool that
l "'* enough to hold hm tongue.” I
^do .** you 11 censure t" « gnl or
cine clotlm^ whlfe . he a fc»» youth the use who M s hi* ud.es
“What do ymi laugh at V”
“1 laugh at a man who expects his
posHimi twewtMMaml that mil,ect which
i 1,ls l{u txn ' ,e,!i0,lal .. ork .^t <i»«b , Scat .• ions ami , ipialit.es . ..
do not merit.”
ll„ . VIIU , 1 : .... 1
" ~
Don f; Make a P’ass, |
<>y ,, nil .. im motives . • which w i.i,-i. have weight
with man or woman, be adjured notin
any case to make a fuss. In the first,
Pi**, ... it never does , bit . of good. You ,
a
can accomplish all you intend, and oh
tain M n you desire, quite as well without
’V .. if l ....... “«
’ .. e
-
In the second , place, it is . exceedingly
annoying to others; there Is neither
p ,. ac( , wlnfort jn the neighborhood
ofafusser.
Thirdly, no onosympathizes with fuss.
Even other fnssers have no fellow-feel
ing with it. The word (and a most ex¬
pressive word it is) means small worry- i
ing over trifles. i
Fourthly, it is decidedly vulgar and in
compatable with the dignity of a lady or
., r . r . k U,al .
l ema,
' tesa Wl ll<>t luovo a
“ u “ 8Bte Uw ^
( - h,,,a - or 1 >«>“>»» spills gravy on her
new <love-ctilored sattin ; nor will any
one of true breeding make a fuss to the
iUM10yance or mortilicatiou .of others.
FlftblT, it 1. not "Wnoonbl. - nil
belongs to “old fogydom,” and is a
hor*. Let it be a bore then; and really,
' ( ' rettect reseet upon u non the me trifles trifles that that
.T ,” "
0 m, king a fuss about.
Brakine’e Wit Wlt '
Iy0nl Erskine was a wit, and the
niost eloquent advocate of his day. His
wd, however, was never veuomous, but
uUerwl wiUl s,M:l1 good-natured eour- ,
lesy as U disarm those wlmin it pieiced.
was w ,t constitutionally const t,7 ! Mv timid, ^ , and i on one ’
occasion remarked that he felt himselt j
"rowing more and . more timid as he i
grew older. “No wonder,” replied Er
The Duke of Queensberry laid before
Erskine a case as to whether he, the
Duke, could sue a tradesman for breach
of contract about the painting of hLs
liouse. As the evidence was insufficient
to support the case, Erkskiae replied as
follows ;
“I am of opinion that this- action will
not lie, unless the witnesses do.”
The London residence of a distinguish
ed London, lawyer was subsequently oc¬
cupied by a hardware merchant. On
learning the, fact, Erskine wrote the
following epigram :
ji’^diyu! firin’age
:>uce<-e<is the age of brass.”
m
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One .
One Square, each suhsequent insertion gj
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Halt Column twelven*ontfes 40 0(1
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fciT One Inch or Less considered as a
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all frnvtions of squares will be counted as
M squares, laberal Ueduytrotui made on Con*
’ tract Advertising.
American Manners.
77
WKECKED IN PORT.
ha P” said .Ior.es, “a billet doux i
l know from some sweet puiden, fair
Metbmks n iears a perfume now,
' tl:u ° ,l wo® the breath of kisses rare,
wraps—
» NVI1 * °pui it—perhap^
11 " D'*' 1 : “Dear Sh-iV' '
1
And I’ll noi T 3,1 another * !?" h, day— , nR . by far.
, ... B orW. talking cash
A water^iout-A tenmer.**
* „ or '*7
tiow.
. 11 , . a bought
1 is a flower of the
m,ntl -
A sheet and pillow-case party—The
bed hugs.
A goat, like many people, always put*
in many “blits.” *
A misplaced switch h»ay ruin loeo
motive a
at- spoil a boy.
stron ff thoughts arc iron nails driven
. the
>n mind that nothing draw ’
can ° 11 U
t 0 discuss an ' ’•
man. )ike carrying a lantern befW a “blind Wma
As a rule t" i J I 6 0 ' Vei J* ie ^ ily does
nothing aru
vw Ul . pmiUlfng the
* ‘ daily
i ireiil i
The man who thinks the boy who lives
" exl ‘I 0 " 1 ' ,0 lli,n '« it Rood hoy has not
been found.
The fellow who was much struck by
the a young lady wanted to return a kiss for.
blow .—Lowell Citizen
A manr being tormented with
foot through coma,
' ,,s a window and the
P !ine "os gone instantly,
“Oh, woe is me,” exclaimed the bov
Of the house in the midst of liis v/ork
“to have sawed what l have sawed, and
*»w what I see 1”
Adjectives are the tnlllinm of riten.
and, lik*i tlie trimmings of a dress '
should not be allowed to olmciinv ’
fabric. '
**
that love will go wher* it i»
s<1) • And if, appears to he always sent
'! ft f r t,,e ,l0meI y Kill with the rich ol,l
daddy'. Why nj is “ this tlinmvtao MU,SWlS# v i
Hie New Orleans ’>icayune says that,
a nuill should Im tin. i, nu . IJaW r i • ,,
Hut suppose the poor fellow is
Philadelphia Bulletin*
m Ft nwiot . have , been maiden Indy
a whir
never tmf an offer of marriage who de
clarcd that “where- iritigJeneM is bliss
’tis folly t 0 be wives Wib ter Times
.<//„„• J'f® i u it *?, r J ald t,M > u uj
th - ' rte -
on on the _ chi istcnmg of , a , baby whose fath
er was over 70 “Yerv like ” M „i; ».
satirical “ j?’ lmlv * ba ‘ d and i * " ot V 11 * tooUl
' .
“If oVr that wall J' 0(l ,C(l P, you dunce,
1 10 . , . " g , * * troke ,roul11 bar,n you
Jess
lie leaped ; off went his head at oncer—
So much, ” .said he, ‘•‘Cor Romulus.”
* *' iy s * )a, ' rs ^ y° u would win potatoes;
' lbl ^ c hihs if you would deal with a ruf¬
fian ; play hearts if you would win
‘" ,1l,,lslli P ; play diamonds if you would
win a worn.in.
Wlien you see a man take off liis hat*
, ZlZl"* "if t ' U "', "* T™? ’
^
but when )»■ is seen divesting himself
°f bis coat, you can make up you,r njiiiwl
that he intends yo« shall rcsjiect him.
“So you married old Heavipenny’s
rttat, 1 b„„.- „b|
said young mfhrit, “I have.” “Good,
match?” asked the friend “I guess k
so, so” smlicl sighed ii... the t.,;,i hr,degroom, wearily, .,
“ l,eB| * / ,,rimstono A "d the.
T*° ConvCrsafnm between two French,
* ought >1 . to £! bc^i,-ii,»<-d treading ^ Ulk always
om mir heels and watching ns so careful
ly.” The younger—“The fact i*, slie’di
just make as want to he wricked—if WO
weren’t thi*king of it all the time.”
Uncouvpromising.-A young lady to,
*” Ortbod# * oW li,dj '-“ r deo,ar “- r»>«\
are a dreadful fanatic, Mrs. McCiz/on.
i do believe you think that nobody will
be saved but you and your minister !”
OUf /,a,/,/--‘Aweel, my dear, ah while,
SHE BELIEVED IX ADVKUTLSIXO.
“Oh, where are you going, my pretty
maid V”
“To do some shopping,” she sweetly
said ;
“And where,” I asked, in a glad sur
prise ;
VOJijiuy where, where they advertise!”.
‘Nir,” said one lawyer to another in
»»Acrimonious discussion—“.Sir, 1 would,
have you understand that l do not share
- <HU ' 1 ’K* 1 opinion of yourself ;” to which
the other blandly responded : “Thank
u ' Delighted to hear you say so. If
11 '* K ' sitare rny optuion of myself
’twould lessen it.”
Just the things in Hats, Clothing,
and Shoes, f. A. Davis V Co., Greenes-'
boro’. Ga.