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TJie Democrat A Uve TYeokly Paper on lave Issues Published Every Friday Morning, at Crawfordville, Ga. M. 2. Andrews, Proprietor. RATES OF SUBSCRIPTIOX: Single Single Copy, Copy, (one (six months,) year,) . . . 8 150 n . Single Copy, (three months,) . so {■ST Advertising rates liberal. BOOK and JOB PRINTING a specialty. Prices to suit the times. ar Hotel Cimts. ^NLINARD HOUSE, CLATTOX STREET, XEAR POST-OFFICE, ATHENS, GEORGIA. Rooms all carpeted. Good sample rooms for Commercial Travelers. A. D. CL1XARD, Proprietor. RATIONAL HOTEL, ATLANTA, GEORGIA, E. T. WHITE. Proprietor. This House is now complete with its im provements, viz.: The addition of a third •story, giving thirty-three additional with rooms, •c.apacittnow thing frPah and seyenty.five bright and more, all the modern every¬ improvements. Being situated the Depot and near con¬ venient to the business houses. The Na •noNAL, newlv renovated and refurnished, the ifg eri ° r indUCementS t0 Travel - rubUc Rates, 82.00 per day. Special rates for j Hunger time. Railroad Notices. Geonria Railroad' BANKING Co. _ | Superintendent’s Offtce, ) Augusta, Ga.. NoV. 5tll, 1880. > /COMMENCING SUNDAY, 7th instant, the following passenger schedule will be operated: WO. 1 WEST—DAILY. NO. 2 EAST—DAILY. Lv. Augusta 0:35;aim i Lv.Atlanta 7:15 a 5223 “Macon 7:00ja;iui 8:58!a;in| “ Athens 8:45a “ Milledg’U “....... O' Ar.CTdv’ll “ W’sh’i'n 10:45ja !p mlAr.Wasli’g’n “ Milledg’U 4:45 2:10 p 12:31 in n = “ Athens 3:40pm “ Macon (1:45,p! = “ Atlanta 5:45 o m; “ Augusta 3:17 ii = 210. S W EST—DAILY. NO. 4 EAST—DAILY. 1j\. _ Augusta 5:30 ]> ni uiiAr. Lv. C’f’dv’ll Atlanta 8:45 p m Lv. Cr’f’v’ll 0:52 ]> 3:01la!iu Ar. Atlanta 5:00 am Ar. Augusta 7:00 a m t&T No connection to or from Washing¬ ton on SUNDAYS. A. K. JOHNSON, E.R. l’ass’gcv DORSEY, Agent. Superintendent. Mav2,1879. Gen. LANDRETHS* ii HA SEEDS ml BEST <(* ^SSkSsjSEBLw JSSSTKS , DAVID UA*NUltKTli dk SONS.PmLiDi-.rA. i>ct.27,’80.j-y. yr * A d r*ni t d»tp Gi.lDE T(; V FDIOt'K, yV n-w a, \ tentad.iot f.Iiapler* on A l cmrrrent iVnnian M Jrr-AT ‘"'A * rl> c, ** ,n ‘ f 51 rr* ■>/Vl'giB itv 'i«n:pera:nenl(, Stenl.ty. Advioe fe ft ride ha,i •• rV'4.4 I'l r«'— (' ' •••» '■ N»ir r*-»T •ycr? ~~ tti ■ 77G:d;.7;r, ’ 1 'iru^.;reertV.S»ie31^'Yi»L srxual e • T'’d.TL,;.:;7,,. -al —the •r.ltinj fr*.n»impure a«s nt ' t. ar. '* *r ■re «•<•> -*Wt • >•“■■■ *-'• N-n'.'-i; »>. 1-<>f viWizI, •• ifn«ra«flD •>« •'“’J*’ ’ • • »«— - »’**'• «»* -.krt •• w. « »■’ »18.f »«-l k»* )«I»N I*** PlM* R-U»•!-»» 4 K.A.V. •«»!.! fi r $1. . p . Am , »;i a *'-*- firum KBITrSfi G fcir ( 4.-n . n ,«\ / ,.4 *44--, ... I Mnnn t8»m llwy wiU Ihii, fcnn.ll. - L Iu IW I >1. BUTTS'tuir iatiy i *<•■«» » *'!» "t.p. r-.b, April 8, ’81. j-y. <J*C dpeJ Outfit sent free to those who wish to engage in the most pleasant and prof¬ itable business Known. Everything new ■Capital not required. We will furnish you everything. $10 a day and upwards is easi¬ ly made without staying away from home overnight. No risk whatever. Many new workers wanted at once. Many are mak¬ ing fortunes at tlie business. Ladies make as much as men, and young boys and girls makegreat pay. No one who is willing to work fails to make more money every uav than can be made in a week at any ordinary employment. Those who engage at one wili find a short road to fortune. Addres H. Hallett & Co., Portland, Maine. Nov.4,’80.i-v. laa-H iwa *4WTHV///. a/ Vll\rK v\. /V \m\ SV r>S * ***/&, f A. T T ffiHii Wm Tr.daM.rkJ> > a yVfr. %/lft ntUV/ AND SPcRMATGRRHfEA, a .-nunabi. Discovery and Now Depart,.™ fa iM ^WSWSVg^5&¥3.3S.SS SS25.XS X ^ h bT* o*«i 1 ?a’eVoro yf bigftS£jtby fi , , SwS^ tb ciF-j^» t < Wo I ’ , n] smmSsSSg 5 ' 8 i^B’^ i tc a c^S?4ACHi^ let! JOef/rriptive JPamph>\ :BIXOi ‘ 8fot ' A / Send giving for&ea AnaU>nUealJUuf'trati<n** V lets irhirh mill U ana Testimony, convince a fl the nu>*t skeptieml nuinhooa.aiut that they can he B 1 I restored ted for the to perfect duties of tife.xame as fit- if f ■ XRet’tP affected, bold OJSJLV try / HARRIS REMEDY CO. UFO. CHEMISTS. Market and 8th SU. ST. U)U!3. MO. April 8, ’81. j-y. The most conr tete stock of and Summer goods in Georgia just ceived by C. A. Day is k Co., po", Ga. Vol. 5. TUTT'S PILLS INDORSED BY PHYSICIANS, CLERGYMEN, AND THE AFFLI CTED EVE RYWHERE. THE GREATEST MEDICAL TRIUMPH OF THE AGE. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Loss Pamin of appetite,Nause tnc TTc-Rtl.with a.bowe cool sen ls satio costive, n In a the back par t. Pain under the shoulder^ bltele, fullness after eating, with a disin¬ clination to e xe rtion of body or mind, rioted lected some some du^Twearinds^Tsirt duty, wearln ew, Pinineiii neg¬ Fluttering of the H eart, I)ot* before the ere»rT~eUovt r ak iu,~E¥«ia ohe,jH Urine. 6 «tleM ness at night, Uglily colored IF THESE WARNINGS ARE UNHEEDED, S ERIOUS OISEASES Will SOON 6E DEVELOPED. TTJTT'S PILLS are especially suchach adapt edto such cases,on** dose effects ange of feeling as to astonish tho sufferer. They Increase the Appetite, and canas the body to Take on Flesh, thus the system is nourished, and by their Tonic Action on the Olfresti ve Organa, (tevulsr Stools arepro duced. Price S cents. 35 .YfurmjSt., 9.Y. TUTT'S HAIR AYE. Gra y Hair or Whiskers changed to a Glossy Bo]dbrDro@>i»tt,or*Mtbjeipre»<mr«c»iptofD- ^ Office, 38 Murray St., New York. gj Dr. TVTT*8 MAM'AL of Valuable Information gad k ^Ohl Rreelptu will be Moiled FR1* oo applirotlon.ff April 8, ’81. j-y. * CEUSRATEO m ea :*• i STOMACH as i The Traveler Who Wisely Provides Apainst with him the Ilostettor'.; contingetH’V iiftturs, of illness has by asion taking himself ou» to congratulate he others who have on liis foresight, when suffering sees from of neglected the maladies to dn so some one for which it is a remedy and preventative. constipation Among these and«rheumatism, arc fever and ague, diseases biliousness, often attendant wonted diet. upon a change of climate or un For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. Poetry. IT MAY BE YOUR TURN next. Judge not too harshly, oh, my friend, Of him your fellow man; But draw the veil of charity About him if you can. He once was called an honest man, Before soma trial vexed— He stepped from the narrow way— “ ,o “ Fainting upon the great highway, A suffering soul doth wuundslquencli lie: Go staunch his his thirst, Nor pass him idly by. God will not brojk the swift excuse, A teBow"mwtar bites th^dust— It may be your turn next. You heard one day a single word OlfSa. n ftnJi e fromdooTtod 0 or ’ To further hurt his fame. If you’re the man you claim to be, To Remember, then the text, “speas.no evil ” true or false— It may bo your turn next. The world is bad enough, we own, And it may need more light; Lift ^'SSrJSSftW'” ainful the weak, up the and The soul by care perplexed, Wen knowing to drink the gall, 11 rna v be y° ur turn uext - - =—-----------= Miscellaneous. ____________________ A U D S PuE/Eli GE. —:o:— “ You see ’” he 8aid « “ thls " la - v 1,9 0,,r Ia8t afternoon t0 S et!,er -” Hearing this she looked up in his with her beautiful eyes. “What do you mean ? 5 ’ she said. “I’m going away,” he answered, “and you know how it is in this world. pie just meet as they do in a stage coach, like each other, part, and go by differ ent paths to different places. Probably we shall never meet again.” She made no answer. Something that did no,, eem .o be her heart, it was so cold an l heavy, beat against her heart and choked Lei. i L,s man had been making iO\e to Lei tor taree months an age in thei.le o. a giri o; sixteen, She had eveiy reason to believe that ^ eb ' ,e d Ler for his wife. He had taught i,ei t0 ' ove him and now he was making his adieu; but what could do v Nothing but stifle every The Democrat. CRAWFORDVILLE, G BORGIA, FI , JUNE 1881. ance of emotion, and bear the blow in ’ silence as best she might. In love wo man has no rights that ran be asserted, H e all know that well enough. She may have her own purse, perhaps some day her right to vote; but in those mat ters that touch her most deeply, she is j by the law of custom-by the command of her own pride also—the veriest slave. “And so,“he said, “I thought we might see our pretty river bank once more.” Mud sbe got back her voice. j “I hope it is not so “Thanks; damp as it i yesterday,” she said. I’ll not j take your arm; I , must , lift my dress and I hold my parasol, you know. ” I “She don't mind it as much as I | thought she would, ” he said to himself, moaned “If I were only dead,” she inwardly, “if I were only dead.” And then they took their walk and chatted, and he escorted her to her cot¬ tage-door, bowed to the old aunt sitting at the window, shook hands and hasteu ! ed away. Paul Redlaw had gone out of Maud Heruioii’s life. Well for her it would have been hail be been gone from her heart also; but she bad loved him so much, trusted him so well, the blow was more than sho could bear. Next day she was very ill, and for a long time she lingered at death’s door. The blinds of the little house were closed. The old woman went about on tiptoe, with tears in her eyes. The doctor’s carriage stopp¬ ed at the gate twice every day, and in ail the village it was breathed that she was dying. But youth is very power¬ ful. Tho girl grew well again, and with h<*r recovery a great fortune fell upon her. Some far-off relative, dying, made her his heiress, and the poor young creature, who had much ado to And herself iu simple 'muslins and delaines, was nojv able to wear royal velvet and diamonds if she chose. Her health was still delicate, and travel was recommended. Why should she not travel V—money need not be thought of new. The old aunt was sufficient protection, and the two togeth¬ er crtifanTt MS t (mTTh'iff-Tirrgftnag fifngoTi Hip continent, and returned after a five year’s absence, to establish themselves in London, where a circle of fashiona¬ ble friends soon sprang up about them. Money makes a mighty difference in people’s lives. Probably Maud would never have known she was beautiful had she remained poor; but she knew it now. The lips of flatterers told her of her charms. Lovers were at her feet. She could marry when she would, but she had no heart to give any one. Love died within her in that long illness haunted by visions of Paul Redlaw. Her face had only changed for tho better; her manner was more charming than it had ever been, but within her soul she felt . ., stiange . and terrible change. 8he a who had loved so lonely and tenderly but now had no tenderness left. All man she 7* had r-, loved 1 she ? "’"'i"'', positively r bated. u r Thinking of hun her soul was lashed m to fury, and she longed passionately * J for revenge S ’ < T , is it possime ... Miss Henrlon V n/Vt filled the ^* an; a Crowded soprano of I,arIor; society mnsic was -singiHg. Miss Hermon turned her head and saw Paul Redlaw. They had met ^’ A 8tra " ge thriI1 swe ' ,t heTTl feVr “ 0ment — sb « remembered remembered Dei old feeling for him; and t,ien followed an emotion of triumph. He was here. Somehow sho knew he y ■ H im.ww.tni acneior stiu, and she was now a ,lc l ull< * an acknowledged belle. She understood her power and meant to ex Z d 'L n™ hnler TTi L^ humbled uuuiu.eu her nei -to , so sne he eive K.ive l nnn lid ii.vnu, : and looked sweetly up into his face. “« is «” a « e »«»<" we met ?” she said. “ Do y° u remember the garden, and i “ndhow r Bdlorknow know 1 ! me Te P after ft tty all ‘Irn this S; . “nl One expects . a v beautiful ... , bud to be COme u beautlful rose ’” answered. 1 Ie t ”° k J* r dOWn to sum,er t ' ia t " ig, ‘ t . 1 ., d '. „ a 1 r c ar naK# *" d ,,e , caH tua88l,e “ad asked , l 1 Inin ; to do in a day <n two. He had been a great deal in love with her in those old times, though it bad not been prudent to marry a poor conn I try girl, and he bad always thought bar l*autiful. Now the passion oT his life fell npoB him. Ambition was satisfied and did not restrain his heart. He ador ed her. And the fact that she was rich and a belle inflamed hie pride and helped his love along. He flung himself into the pursuit of her heart with ardor, and at last gathered hope enough from her giances to speak to her. He offered her his heart and hand; and she, whom a glance or word once thrilled so, accepted them as she might a lioquet of flowers. It troubled him a little that the blush es and sweetness of the old time did not « return; but fiai»s the society manner he admired so ttuch forbade that. At last sh% was Wp; and when she was his j . she - w 1 ° * wn Ser refuse those kisses wlneUie <r _ found so difficult to bog from liSr now. The man had so cooly set aside the tenderness of that fresh young heart that loved him so, pined for it now as a ' weary shadewed frawrtactfnds for the cool spring j and resting place. Yet l.ad she not given him that “yes” that meant • she love t him ? lie put bv liis doubt and looked for ward, longingly for the wedding day. J j And Maud, what was in her heart? ] Why did she callover again the cruel parting at the cottage door ? Kemeni bering that then she was poor, and that now now > alia 11 * w "S| is rich cn. Were >v ere thee these memo ries to carry to the altar? The day was set. Everyone knew it. Maud herself told fifty confidential friends Reporters would have an ac count of it foi then papers. It was not like Maud to desire such publicity, but she had made sure of this for some pi i vate reason and the happy pair were to meet at the church. It was church, which at au early hour of the appointed day was crammed from one end to the other with people in full dress. It took two clergymen to manage so lino Jan fair. They were there. What a bustle what a crash 1 And now they are com ing 1 No ; only the bridegroom and bis party—not the bride yet. She must bo here in a few minutes. The ladies grow more restless. Ten minutes passed twenty—thirty. “The hairdresser,” said one. ‘That’s the delay. “No, tho gloves. They are always tight whis[iored another. An hour, there must have been an ac¬ cident. She must be dead or at least dying, otherwise she would come. l’eople are on their feet now. Thuy look at the d»or. Some one is coming. It is ouly :i footmini but lie wears Miss Hermon’s livory. lie advances to the bridegroom and hands 1:110*72 note. lie tears it open. This fte/rboi js • !>4 \fr,..ul ma ? a : t ht, nm O f A HUM “ 1*001 fool, do you forget that there is no demon ’ like a woman scorned ? When you Jilted me long ago you turn ed my love to hate. When you courted ran again because I was an heiress you made me burn for revenge. I know you are a proud man. 1 am sure you will suffer vory much, ter I shall not meet you at the church or ever again, l hope. 1 leave to-day for the Continent.” Maud had written this sitting in hpr room, in the bride’s dress sho had al¬ lowed her maid to dress her in, that there might lie no suspicion «f her plot, and sho had called her footman and sent him to the church with this note in its white envelope. And now revenge was satisfied; she was (triumphant ; sho had avenged tho wrong done to that other half who loved him so. „ , , . as , ie hurrjed avVi4yi w(wn 8U(ld#llIy a ? f liead, i„ e i ! v stepped , ’ ...ui, T into , „ l,„i, h tho l ,k ercl middle mf P over of the . her street, and began to sing an old love song that she had often heard before. I strove to tear tliee from my heart, The effort was in vain ; The spell was ever on my life, And I am here again. °'\ ! in countries strange, But,'|lw"r was i'n'u’yVa.ting^glance, To bring me to thy feet. We cannot go against Love’s , will, When he lias bound us fast, Forgive the thought that did the wrong, And be my own at last. Maud listened ; tears stood in her ^ **«-'' ■*** T 0t dony ’ this *>"* ac complished in f«w inomctiLB. She was a again. She loved Paul Red Jaw once raore . All tll . Iieil(iish ^ for reven3e wal Knn e. ^Y<*, she loved bim ilnd Khe W0Uldlj0 hi8Wife - Sl ' e could ovortake the messenger yet. Her car riag# stood at the door. She downstairs and hurried into it. “ Drive for your life,” she said to the coa(:hn:itl - “ 0v «rtake Thomas ; he has a note u,at 1 ,m,st ,,ave hli,:k ” The coachman obeyed. He drove her as a bride was never driven yet. the footman’** feet had crosned the Unesliold of the church ere they had »eaied it. 8he stepped out unattended. She bad forgotten those, who were to lie with her; she thought only of him—of her lover, The crowd did not turn at her entrance. It had massed itself in tlie kiles and stood oa the pew cushions. “Let me pass,” she pleaded. “What is it—what has happened.” | Then some said, “The bride” and they all looked that way ; but of making room they tried to bar ■ advance, and somehow the had made his way to her and took by the arm ; and the voice ef a ' cal woman rent the air. No. 22. “The doctor says he is dead.” Maud knew no more. There is an odd, half crazed woman wondering from place to place with a courier They call her old Miss Hormnn i , nd tell how the l)ri degioom died in church on his walding morning, but thev , Oo not know all. No one ever guessed the contents of the little note that was ! 8wept .... tho p „ st d when th church ~ swept, guessed why W as or jjedlaw died. “A liad Cold or t)t*ti casing cough.” bronchial O'-y.parched and asthmatic sore thr.ml attacks, pneumonia, weakened »nd debilitated stale of thu system, all those dangerous symptoms are cured by “Dr The cough fir.Tdose ^Vc^’i'elteLand Ural- the worst properties. ami sore All lungs iM'castonal yield to Its dose of >"« .. Dwayne's l'ills” should be taken to keep torpid the bowels liver free. bilious They complaints. are excellent fol amt .. . r — _ 13d Cathedral St. Baltimore. It is w|M , „ M , pU , il8ure Umt , add lny t mouy to the great virtues of Ncurahjuic as a Specific for Neuralgia and and (“-'*“*• Suu, i 3 remedy is a blessing, all sufferers should keep it on hand, .1. It. Itidgely, to Hutchison .fc Bro., Proprietors, Atlanta, Ga. Sold by all Druggists, Bachelor's Kotreat. Chapter 7th., on the “Human Mind.” K ittor Democrat: In my last No. (5th., article, I gave some illustrious names in advocating Hie*cause and rise of Educa¬ tion. I’ll simply refer to a few more such like, who have bt-en and are now, both in ancient and modern times, as it were, so many beacon lights in the in tel lectual world. There are Hollins,Clay, Calhoun, Webster, Ex. <>ov. Herscheli V. Johnson, Joseph K. Brown, lion. Benjamin II. Hill, and a host of others l could mention, but these are suffi¬ cient to show the power of miml and Education. Some of these are number ed among the pale nations of earth and yet their noble traits of character, as well as weu of great intellect and Edu¬ cation, do follow them. Those who arc still living, bear of course present fruits of their true worth, mentally, morally and financially. Not a tew were poor boys, but energetic and studious. Tho mam Idea, I wifib to be hero considered, '« that all of ear th’s great names got up to where they are, midst tho very stars by haul study, close application, through the direct agenciei ofmindniideultiva tion. The Human Mind is tho great medium to honor, success and happiness. “Mount to the topmost round hoys jl/ount to the topmost round.” Now young men he up and doing some¬ thing for mi Education. The prize is for all that faithfully labor. Grasp at the gain of the laurels in tho Human Minds whether rich or poor. In the pur¬ suit of any honorable position strive to rise upon your own mental exertions. It will be in all probability salvation to you. If man ever reached any eminence in life it was owing to more or less ex¬ tent, the result of miml. Then let it here be valued or loose it to go forever in oblivion. (“Maijnouugore est Ammo.") The cultivation of the mind should be secondly ,, the .. greatest object of all men. What is it that makes a great man, ’tis not physical power, ’tis not fame, ’tis not wealth, ’tisj not aristocracy, nor the fashions of this or any age, people or country. True manhood consists in the combination of good principles and noble mindedness. Blot out the goodly ill( | lle nce of mindand society will he come demoralized, and every imagina ble disaster will take possession of the rights and pleasures of the Human race. The me Human Human Mind miiki eommenees commences us its prog- piog ress as soon as the capacity of reason is given. The precise age when this takes i place is not and never will be in my .......... mMy ........ Tl '“ '“ind is neve, so nine" at rest, us many in this enlightened period regard it. To sleep does not necessarily prevent it from being active in seme degree of sens,b,lily. It is forever.'groveling or ,: ' i,,d,i,IK the power of name. All a 'c striving for the mastery. Some of the »«*t difficult problems upon record, em analed from a dose, while all was calm, save natures own sound. There is such a thing as recreation, *»«** Uial ’ 8 « n| y » r,;lilx! ‘ tio " ot busi,,e89 - a kind of retirement in the bedding of memory, upon the present, past and future construction of nffairs generally, or whatever thoughts may attack its course. The mind is not weight, it is setr sus tained without measure or heaviness, it is n<>t material iu the strictest sense It cun only lie felt and seen in motives to mental action. Every mind varies in this respect, as their cases or tern peratnent demand. There are diversi ties of gifts, there are minds apt to j ! learn, others are dull of comprehension, j yea, even block beads. But these are rare, and in many instances may be ! trained. Just here individuality conies | * in very nicely in the various east of minds. It is a glorious feature iu > Human mind for them to differ in The Democrat f Aiivi:inisi>o nates: One Square, first insertion $ fid One One Square,eaelisubsequent Square, three months insertion. 28 , 4 (Ml One Square, twelve months . . a oo Quarter Column Column, twelve months . . 28 (to Half twelve months 40 oo One Column twelve mouths . (*o oo 1-fF One Inch or Is’ss considered ns a j square. We have no fractions of a square, all tractions of squares will be counted m squares. Ulwral deductions mndt* oft Con¬ tract Advertising. i y manner of life, w hv if all minds were alike, yon conhl at once discover the multitude of troubles that would natur ally arise therefrom. Everybody would want the same sweetheart, the same avocation, and such would be the inevl. table condition. Moimotony would be the order of the day. The mind of man is the greatest of nobility. Very Respectfully, VOUNG WIDOWER. |To bo Continued. 1 a Hrwihibri '' " i K 3-1 • l pi '» c »" . • Some inimtbs ago the daughter of one of our moiiiiiioiit citizens w«s pronounced * gr'adually'wasring hopeless eonsiiuiptive. V^y She i^ommemUA was very miicli 9 her to use “ l)r. Swayne’s Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry," which she did. fit a short time site was free from all cough and other healthy. symptoms, Price and is now rosy 'bottle, ami bottles 25 cents and $1.00 a or six $5, The large size is the most w ton,'Hdlad'a*.rt.i*bv’ 1!?-u««uis_* SwRy,M ’ Standard of tho English Language, Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary is* commended the English World over for its excellence. Wherever you Hud En¬ glish speaking people there you flml Webstar. England has produced noth¬ ing equal to it, ami in America it is the standard. The illustrations are a mar¬ vel for accuracy and number, and it is a treat just to be ablo to look through it. The new edition lias 1,1*28 pages, 3,0(H) engravings and four pages oolored plates. Its able and comprehensive definition!* are a library in themselves— a thesaurus of unbounded treasures.—Our Ckurrh r<i)i< i\ New Market l u. - • Itching Piles—Nyniptomu and Cure. The syiuptonsare moisture, like perspira Iion, intense Itshiug, increased by scratch¬ ing, very distressing, particularly at night, ns if pin worms were crawling hi and about the rect um ; the private parts are sometimes affected ; il allowed toeoiilinuc very serious results may follow, "All-llealing Oint¬ ment” Is a pleasant sure cure. Also for Tetter, sipelas, Iteli, Salt Rheum, Scald Hoad, Ery¬ Barbels' Itch, Blotches, all Scaly, Crusty, cents. boxes Cutaneous Eruptions. Price w :l for *1.25. Sent, by mail to any address on receipt of price In currency or three coot postage stamps Prepared only by Dr. Swainc A Son, 330 North Sixth street, Philadelphia, Pa., to whom lctteia suculd lie addressed. Sold by all prominent ruguistH.’ aiiKlHyl • --an American Maimers. Dear at any price—aweothearU. A Rea fearing lioi'M—A heavy plug. A Brooklyn girl npoaks of one of her fullowa aa her Bight blooming Mrioim beau. Judgfl— S*o hero, prisoner, if you do any more lying you won’t gut off with three years. Prisoner—But judge, how many years d.yo s'p pose y’d gimme if I told the trootli ? Are theatrical performances very se¬ rious? So iiyvuy people, you know, go out between the acts to smile. It is noticeable that thin women al¬ ways take the fastest. A double chin cannot be wagged with celerity, oven by a woman. T he giralTii has unrar heon known to utter a sound. In this respect it resem¬ bles a young lady in a street car when a gentleman gives up his seat. Turn about is fair play in a cii'ciw, Isa mushroom city budded with toad' tools ? What is the longest and shortest thing in the world, the swiftest and tho slow est, without which nothing can tie done, which devours all that is small, ami gives life to all that is great ? Time. An exchange speaks of a Chicago man who who “has lias one one lo lout ,,t in in the I he giave. ,,,« ” 1 *r« sumo it’s all they could get in without, enlarging the cemetery. y#Iin „ VicHr (fa.-otionslv) ■ Well ... ............... wll0 Klivo you tlie now Cothes ?” John (laiurhirml ( : “Fes sir the amm ^ w gM <riv« * * " ‘ .... I «v« v nothin* wi my hear, to g.ye . .“H"'.'!" foi ■ he-""“Wril J),. “ K;li( , Ul( . ):i , njjU) y '“ .. u y ' ||g Uk ^ „ i j, „ , , i|t . mHgisU . a ' te whal , l0 did wit h H." ’ Made tay will, it,” was tl.« Hibernian’s reply ..ymulnn’i lru,w 1 j „ .. ‘ ’ ' ‘ " " 7 '"'“D. . p.una . -in.v em " thei»ti« . k, '*!!;, ’ * ttylww ' 1 ni . , W ' s ' | The difference between a bill and a pill is that the hilt is liai 4 t« get up, aart a pill i» hard to get down. 1 lie Time, 1 if'in v . s * eii'T i r'l Till her ma, who cannot sleep, Calls, “What time is it you keop ?’» Harry, thinking she would get Ai's-vers^wTh wa ^f dl ^ toknow^he'time , “Do yon’wish ?” “Do yon know it ?”jrtiarp she cries, ': s sweetly he replies, I do n t, tliu.k you die 1 , young ^man ; „ oil <io, j^sueiuoy Anm