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Application for Letters of Dismission.
GEORGIA— Taliaferro County.
TTrilEREAS. Henry T. Hammack,
TT Administrator on the Estate of
James M. Hammack late of said eountv.
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Application for Letters of Dismission.
GEORGIA —Taliaferro County.
IiTHEREAS, ministrator William M. Harrison, Ad
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fordville. This June fitli, 1881.
CHARLES A. BEAZLEY,
Ordinary, T. C
Citation for Letters of Ad¬
ministration.
GEORGIA— Taliakkriio County.
WHEREAS Welcome A. Stone Sr.,
" lias applied to nie for Letters of
Administration on the Estate of Elijah
Meadows late of said county deceased:
These are therefore to cite, and ad¬
monish, all persons concerned, to be and
appear at my office on or by the first
Monday in September next, to show
cause if any they can why said letters
should not be granted :
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nature, this July llth, 1881.
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Ordinary T. C.
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C’RAWFORDVILLE, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, AUGUST 19,1881.
Poetry.
THE GOLDEN BIDE.
, There is many a rest on the road of life
I If we would only stop to take it;
i And ny a tone for the better land.
If the querulous heart would wake it,
j S To the sunny soul that is full of hope, faileth,
And whose beautiful trust ne’er
■ The grass is green and the flowers are bright
I Though the win try storm prevaileth.
^A t nYkeenhre 0 ^Ml%ift°^ dSh ‘ ng ‘ 0W ’
For the sweet blue sky will soon peep thro',
When the ominous clouds are rifted.
1 In 8 * a> ’
Or evening without a morning, proverb
And the darkest hour.so the goes,
Is the hour before the dawning.
There is many a gam in the path of life.
Which we pass iu our idle pleasure.
That is richer far horded than the jeweled crown
Or the misers treasure;
It may be the love of a little child,
Or a mother’s prayer to heaven,
Or only a beggar’s grateful thanks
For a cup of water given.
Better to weave in the web of of life
A bright and golden filling.
And do God's will with a ready heart
And hands that are swift and willing,
Than to snap the delicate slender threads
Of our curious lives asunder,
And then blame Heaven for the tangled
And ends,
sit,and grieve and wonder.
Miscellaneous.
IN LOVE WITH A PAINTER.
Jacques Bruhiere is an artist whose
mythological pictures have a most de¬
lightful modern air. His Grecian god¬
desses look like Parisiennes ; their wind¬
blown hair, their high-heeled sandals
and a peculiar twirl given to their dra
oery have captivated the Parisian ladies.
So they crowd Jacques’ studio and im¬
plore him to let them sit for Dianas and
Andromedas. But he is a most unro
mantic fellow, and is swayed by no con¬
siderations other than those of gain.
Although be is but thirty he has gained
fame and some fortur and he is so in¬
dustrious that he from useless
words and time-coi : vs—that is to
say, women and bore
A year ag®, *** nr exhibit
closed, Jacques iletfc. to go on a
sketching tour. So h «ed his trunk,
, assisted by his friend, Eugene de Lassi,
| fumed, and when It was was the a end nice bidding servant the little address entered adieu note, was to with daintily his written a studio, note. per¬ in
the most delicate hand imaginable. IIo
read it, frowned, and. rumpling it up,
threw it on the floor.
“Confound the women 1” he cried.
“What’s the matter ?” asked his
friend.
“Why, I am sucli an unlucky fellow,”
replied Jacques. There’s always some
Woman or other bothering me, writing
about how she admires my paintings,
and how she’d like to see me, and all sort
of things. Just as if a man should say
lie likes to see my paintings because he
admired the cut of my beard. “Look,”
lie said, picking up the letter, “address
Madam Leonie,” such a street and such
a number.>’
“But,” said Eugene, who was read¬
ing the note, “it’s very well written, I
assure you, full of most delicate wit.
What are you going to do with it V”
“Oh, you literary men 1” groaned
Jacques. “What am I going to do with
it ? Why, burn it, of course. What do
you suppose I atn going to do with it ?”
“I’ll tell you what to do with it, 2
said Eugene, “you’re going away- -
“Yes.”
“Then give it to me.”
“Why ; what’ll you do with it?” said
Jacques, with a stare.
“Well, I’ll play painter,” replied Eu¬
gene. “I’m not much of one, but I can
daub a little—enough at all {events to
deceive a woman in love. And I’ll find
out who Madam Leonie is—that’s only
part of tlie name, I’m sure.”
So it was settled Jacques Bruhiere,
painter,BetoffforSwitzerland,andEu
gene de Lassi, man of letters, remained
A *f ca r;,*“"*••• —“«•
fancy , had painted her as young and
* bluuette ’ an(l
had the most delightful no3e, the
sparkling eyes, the most glorious hair
and tho most adorably little hands and
feet that Eugene had ever seen, jj e
flattered himself that he was correctly
m;ule ^ for his ro,e - IIis ve,vet a ™™
aud jaunty hut were a little too clean,
; perhaps, but that was a good fault.
Madame Leonie wanted her portrait
painted, and it was very difficult for her
to decide how it should be done. She
wavered long. One day she would be
Omphale; the next she had decided
that to ire represented as Salome was
necessary to her place, but when Eu
»> „ pnc ene ha nart d made rn ' K!e his I>IS nreimratinns preparations, his his
fickle goddess decided that Delilah was
lhe cll ' llac *' er t,ia ^ SU R^1 her. And
t,,en slie would wander around the stu
and drape herself with the barbaric
stuffs used by long-gone models, and
handle the corioos weapons and exam¬
ine tire porcelains. And then she would
*ay that she was weary and would Come
day. And she would go, leav
> n K Eugene de Lassi deeper in love than
ever.
As for him he was in a dream. He
has retired from the world. At his own
quarters his door was daily stormed by
publishers, by managers, by printer’s
boys, by creditors and by friends. But
no or - e •»«* where he had gone. He
1,a d told his servants he was going away
but hAl not told them where. It was
wrong* decide dly wrong ; but he took a
certain ferocious joy in it when 1m
thought how he himself had once pur
sued these same editors and managers.
Eugene had at last discovered that
his immortal was a widow, wealthy and
of good family. Her full name was
Leouie de Noras. He had never told
his love, but that she was blind to it
was impossible. Yet she was certainly
blind to his painting, for she expressed
her admiration for it with an enthusi
astn that made Eugene wince. But one
day when he was, as usual attempting
to transfer her to canvass, a particular¬
ly atrocious tree which she introduced
in the hack ground attracted her atten¬
tion.
“Jacques, said she, “don’t you think
that you are—that you are—well, that
you are losing a little of your skill ?”
“What ?” shouted Eugene.
“I mean—that is—I’m afraid that I
keep you so lunch from your work
that—”
“I orily hope that you may keep me
from it forever,” returned Eugene.
And so the dangerous mome it passed.
But this state of affairs could not last
forever. One fine day, as Eugene was
seated on a divan thinking of his lady
love, who had just departed, who should
enter nut Jacques Bruhiere. Yes, thore
he wasjjith his attendant carrying his
umbreiqi, bis sketch-books, his camp
stool^ his baggage—a true artist just
from the country. The false oi*e
J4c«i^^Ji3’U»»iight that his dream was
over. .Had he been a Borgia be would
have slain his friend. As he was not
pressed Iiis hand warmly, and bade
welcome.
But how could he extricate himself
from 1 1 is dilemma? How could he
swer to a high-spirited woman the
ception lie had pr;icticed upon her ?
to persuading Jacques to consent to
arrangement for keeping up the decep¬
tion, that was out of the question; where
his art was concerned the painter
prove as deaf as a post, and as
ageable as a balky horse. So Eugene
was puzzled.
Finally a bright idea occurred to him.
“Why not,” thought lie, “give a
turn to the affair ? if pro;>erly done,
Leonie will be disarmed. She is easily
moved to laughter, and then I will ex¬
plain and beg her forgiveness.”
Alas! Poor Eugono’s idea was not a
happy one.
The next day when Leonio api>eared
it was Jacques who met her at the door.
He was in a blouse, cap, and car ried a
palette and brushes.
“(Jan I see Monsieur Bruhiere !” she
asked, with some- little surprise,
“That is my name, madam,” replied
the painter.
“You Jacques Bruhiere 1” she said,
with an amused laugh; and she pushed
by him and entered the studio. “You
the great painter? No, no!” and she
seated herself and looked at biro deflant
iy.
But if she was at her ease in tho stu¬
dio lie was more so. Iler quick woman’s
eye noted this,and on the easel there was
begun a canvas m which siie recognized
the master’s touch. Leonie was becom¬
ing ill at ease. She picked up a little
Hindoo god which stood on the table
beside her, and fingered it nervously.
Her hands trembled, the little monster
slipped from them aud dashed in pieces
on the floor.
The artist stepped to the wall and
rung the bell. The door opened and the
servant onteroj, clad iu livery and wear¬
ing an apron—rendered necessary by the
fact of his cleaning brushes.
“Did monsieur ring V” he asked.
Leonie stared at him and grew very
white.
“Yes,Jean,’’ replied the artist. “Gatb
er up the fragments of this trifle, which
madam has unfortunately broken.
Now,’’said he, “if madam will kindly
inform me to what I owe the honor of
this visit—”
lie stopped. Iler white set face, her
staring eyes, frightened him,
I” she hissed; a base laoky !
! and 1 have loved thls heartless, cruel ly
ir W wretch !”
With a sudden impulse of fury she
snatched up a pretty toy, a silver poign
ard arc, which wnicn lav lay noon upon the me tame, table and ana
sprang at Kusrene. Quick as a flash the
artist dashed between them. Ihepoign
ard struck Eugene in the side, inflicting
, a very deep wound. As be did so,
uttered a shriek and fainted away,
Vo. 33.
Eugene’s comedy had become a trage
dy.
‘•Truly a pretty sight of the studio of
an honest, liard-workiug painter,”
groaned Jacques, as he gazed upon the
two prostrate forms. This comes of
obliging your fi lends. Catch me doing
it again!”
*
Three years had passed. Leon it* was
in the brilliant saloon of the Comtesse
de Sagone, whose house was always filled
with the literary men of tho day, and
.she invariably secured the literary lion.
She was making her way through the
brilliant throng toward Loonie.
“My dear,” said she, when she reach -
ed her, you have read the novel of
which all Paria is talking “Les Deux
Princesses?”
“Yes,” said Leouie, “it’s a charming
work.”
“Do you know the author ?”
“Eugene de lassi ? No ! Is lie here
this evening ?”
“Yes, and I want to present him to
you. Ah, there he Is 1” and in another
moment there stood before Leouie—tho
false painter.
For a moment she hesitated; but the
old spell reasserted itself, and she found
herself listening almost against her will
for his pleas for pardon. And lie plead¬
ed his cause most eloquently.
“I am half inclined not to forgive
you,” she said at length, “you acted
abominably, you know you did.”
“I acted like a fool and a knave,” said
Eugene, “and you ought never to pardon
me; but you will, won’t yon ?”
“Well,” said the beauty, semi-ruluct
antly, “If yon will be a very good boy—”
“Yes.”
“And never deceive roe again—”
“Never.”
“Aud never paint any more such
wretched trees—”
“Never.”
“Then I forgive you for having played
the servant.”
“But l want to play it again.”
She looked at him inquiringly.
“I want to be your servant
The first child was a boy. He
called Jacques de Lassi, and
was Ills godfather.
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Fact* by Rev. Sam Jones.
A spiritual soarch-warrant should go
through the church occasionally.
What you feed others ou the devil
will feed you on. Nine out of ten li¬
quor dealers fill drunkard’s graves.
One rotton rail may let in the stock
and destroy the crop. The neglect of
one Christian duty leaves a gap to let
tlie devil in.
The railroads have mail cars, liaggagc
.cars, passenger cars, sleeping ears and
smoking cars, and uow they should add
a cussing car, and ail swearers should
be shown to seats in it as a protection to
the genteel traveling public.
There are two kinds o£ courage—
physicial and moral. Come up here, you
men who are not afraid of pistols and
dirks. Now,stand there a minute,aud I’ll
bring your brother.—Here he is -a short
neck bull dog Here is superior physical
courage for you. You may hold up a bull
pup by the ear and he wont whimper to
save yoqr life. What we want is moral
courage, God despises a moral coward.
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American Manners.
We learn from an astronomical au¬
thority that the planet Herchel “bears
the name” of the discovert r. It would
take a strong telescope to see that name
on the planet.— New Have* Ret]inter,
“Sarah is not very saving ; she allows
too much to go to waist,” remarked the
fond Boston parent wlmn he came into
the room and saw his prospective son-in
law with his arms encircling his daugh¬
ter.—Boston Globe.
Mr. Byron was once knocked up at
an UDConsciouable hour in the morning
by a friend. “Ah he, said ‘a rose two
hours Jater would have been quite aa
sweet!”
Rain, como wet me,
Sim, come dry me,
Go ’way, nigger.
Don’t come nigh me.
A rich man son’s lives on his pay.
The god of lawyers—Moora-foe-ti*.
Courtship is a draw game-in irriago
is a tie.
A Danbury bootblack was In South
Norwalk when the train went through
on its way to Hartford with the nation's
military dignitaries. “Did you *ae Gen,
Sherman ?” asked a citiaen this morn.
log while having a shine, Was he
looking for me?" was the response. The
citizen was shocked .—Danbury Newt.
We see iu an eastern fashion paper
that “purse* this season will be much
shorter.” We have struck it at lost,
thank goodness, and can now hold onr
head up with the best of thorn. People
with long purses, and other evidenoes of
vulgarity, will have the kindness, not to
recognize us when we meet on the
street.— Peek's Milwaukee. Sun.
“Will the coming man fly ?” i* the oo.
nundrura that the Somerville Journal
man is wrestling with, and thinks It
will depend upon the nature of his Jpla.
ions. We think *
It will depend more
upon whether the coming woman has
the poker.—Afarlborouqft Timer
Before marriage a girl freqi JH
her Intended her treasure,’ bu.'wugh he
becomes Iter husband ahe looks upon hint
as her treasurer. ”
A* the Christmas tree is bent, so Is
the youthful heart made glad.
Pride hath two seasons: A forward
spring and then an early fall.
So long as he lives, no man is wholly
out of debt Thsre’s tlie great debt of
nature, you know, which no living man
lias ever paid. Besides, we are all more
or less Dicing to circumstances.
Why is the letlor n likes faithless lov¬
er ? Because it is sure to be in con*
stunt, yes, doubly so.
A man is known by his company, lioth
that which he keeps and that which lie
keei>s out of,
The round shot that took off a sol,
dier’s hand was the shot that carried oft
the pnlrn.
The “Young Tragedian of tho Wild
Prairies,” was playing Richard III., and
whilo King Henry’s conmo was being
carried across the stage, ho should have
said, "Stand back, and let the coffin
pass;” but in the confusion of mind to
which untamed genius Is sometimes %
prey, lie in thrilling tones exclaimed,
Stand back, and let the parson oough f”
The parson didn’t cough but the audi,
enco yelled.
One of our Western exchanges tells it
in this way : “Any letter for me ?”
asked a young lad/ of our esteemed post¬
mistress the other morning. “No,” was
the reply. "Htrange !” said the young
lady, aloud, in seif-communion, as she
moved away. “No, it isn’t,” exclaim,
ed our esteemed postmistress "There
isn’t anything strange about it, ’cause
you haven’t answered the last one hq
gent you, yet (”
The firHt round trip on record waa
Captain Cook’s circumnavigation of the
globe.
Tile higher the words which (ample
use in a quarrel the lower their lan,
gunge.
Man li.ui to lie templed to eat tlie ap,
pie, but he drinks apple jack naturally,
Wretches have wings—hence we bear
occasionally of flying criminals.
“No,” ma’am,” said a grocer to anap,
plicant for credit, “i wouldn’t trust mj
own feelings."
“rf at first you don’t succeed, try, try
SRUit),” is the motto of every office -seek,
er in the country.
Must any man can make himself
smart—by pouring vinegar on a out fin,
W
A deaf Englishman tried to pass fiiKi
M )f 0 ff as an Irishman tw K savin* W m * that Hint
’
. , . nexiulo ,
w,i s aq , of ’eafm-.’— Ronye.
^' ntine ^
We polish marble not clav If njqj one
W0 «M he a polished ’gentleman he
have polidity.