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EDWARD YOU NO & CO.
Etlifort «*<f Propriittrt.
ORAWFOliDVlEl.E - - GEORGIA.
TORN'S OF IHA ®AY.
Many of the cigarette* «*f the day hit
made from pinkod-up cig«B- stunqxi.
Thebe seems to be n« diminution it.
the frequrmey or temper of cyclones.
. „ . a, opa
TnE President has called the attention
of Congress to the troubles in Arizona,
To Aim appearance* we stand sadly
in need of a new and more effective
Indian jiolicy.
Ex-Sbohktary op Btatp. Bovine holds
that the United State* is reponsiblefor
the Chiii-I’eru war.
Poor Captain Howoatb ! He is still
lost. Marshal Henry had better increase
that $500 reward to $000.
The English icsthete will be entur
tamed by Mr. Beecher at his PeekskiU
home in June. Two of anything make
a jiair.
Tin: English Government gives Prince
Leopold $50,0 )0 a year to aupport bis
new wife—a *p!endid Salary for the work
lie dm s.
Tip. Prince of Wales wrote fn tho au
graph album of the historian, Bancroft,
“Not:■ ‘Ours, ’ but yours truly, Albert
Edward.”
A Xttw York company is making ar
rangoments for heavy importations of
t<* from „ Norway the , present . year, to ,
supply the demand.
It 1 * reported the outlook through the
Htale of Kentucky taken as a whole, is
very promising, and crops bid fair to
fully make up for tho disastrous season
of 1881.
Tim lack of good faith tin tjio part of
Indian Agents may hnvo liad something
to do with the recent outbreak. Bueh
things have been heard of in the pant.
And now wo have it that Miss Nellie
Arthur has large brown eyes and short
brown hair, and that sho is as chubby an
k cherub— altogether,• a very delicious
mor»cl.
The Government hangs three Indian
tturderor*, whereupon the Indians, iu re
tahation, murder a hundred loiKHWt
whites, Tina is “Indian Policy ’ with a
«-- ------ •
vengeance.
A hill lift* pa“ khI the Rhode Inland
Senate proiM at no license to sell
iut»xioo«u# i«luors >-^m. grmi.-liu
■Ping in April, to- people shall vote
to to grant grout uo uo licenses licenses.
Mon law is becoming almost too com
mon a thing in Indiana, If matters
keep on as they have been going tho
past few weeks, it will not be long before
the judiciary in the Htate will be entirely
dispensed with in criminal matters.
u The National Forestry Convention at
Cincinnati has excited considerable inter
eat on the subject of tree planting. V.’e
sliall expect within tho next few years to
see tho country dotted with young groves,
Land can be put to no better puspose.
The proprietor of a restaurant at Fre
niont, Ohio, who found an onyx pin, set
wiih diamonds, and failed to return it to
the young lady who had lost it. was
bound over to G urt in tho sum of $500,
on the charge of larceny.
Tim trial of tho Mallcyboys for tho
innrder of Jennie Gramor is now in pro
gross at Nmv Haven, Conn. Mis.
Blanche Douglass also implicated in the
murder, , is - said to bo an intensely - c , in- -
forested listener to tho testimony ns it
is adduced.
A Cincinnati woman visited a small¬
pox patient, despite the protests of her
husband, “just to see what the disease
looked ^dconv.-vod like” She caught tlu> contagion
itto her husband nndoulv
r ill iinx:.— i> . u,. l „iul tho child
The President a son Allen appears to
have fallen desperately m love with Miss
Maude Orowlev , tho nrottv daughter of
u.o n.'|.t... > .nui ,»o ir,,». te- k ,w.. ,,,,.1
tile^ArHngton the Arlington, 1 '^norui morning, n^nc^n noon, 'and ana even- even
big, bringing daily to his inamorata a
ta “ th# " 1Ut0 ll ° US "
The statement com s that Jews in
Russia hix> marryiug at the rate
| 150 couples a day in anticipation given them
lit by RO doing farms will tie
I America. To begin with, Jew 8, as a
(ass, would not fnrth-. farm under any eircuni- i
sinees, and rn. . s
ot giving farms to her own people,
,ueh less foreigners.
- 4 .
Hox. Wri.i. Cx mbacr, of Greeaaburg,
[tid., gives it as his opinion that the
^b Ire who hanged Gar: tt at Greensburg the
Kentuckians, hailing from
former home ot the murdered, man
Walton. He bases hia opinion On the
public feeling at St. Baal, tha home of
Walton and Garrett.where he ways, there ,
was no disposition to do injury to
Garrett since hw acqaittal as a* acor--.
nary to tlie crim«
Whide the Govern meat ia eoasidering
s^k, feasibility of protecting American
■subjects in Ireland, ami the advisability
of going to war with Russia in behalf of
tho persecuted Jews in that country, it
will do well to give a moment’s thought
to the unprotected frontiersman of our
own land. If it can’t protect subjects at
home, H were worse than folly to talk of
lLe
The message of rebuke to the'Cabinet,
sent by the citieeK; of Tucson, Arizona,
asking tlmt bettor protection be afforded
them against the murderous Apaches,
and lees money expended on Abe grand
military display anticipated «t Fortress
Monroe, is very fitting and doubtless de¬
served. A great teal of money is ex¬
pended on more than worthless displays,
w hich it would be humanity-to use in
tho protection of those who are in con¬
stant peril of their lives.
BohieGreen, says t contemporary, had
^er pick from among tlie young men of
Lexington, Ky., for she was handsome
and rich; but she preferred a gambler of
flashiest kind. He was known to
1 i,„r for a month as a stock broker, and
4l t the end of that brief courtship she
j married him. They stopped at a Louis
j ville hotel on their bridal tour. He
brought her a lemonade iu her room,
tt nd sho found it bitter. He had put au
opiate in it. When she was unconscious
lie stole her purse and $2,500 worth of
diamonds, anil deserted her.
One Methodist clergyman in Cleve
^ Hfti(U , mUho newS papers of to-day
are a powerful ally of Christianity.
Another said that editors would not dare
talk as they write. A third said that
bo know a reporter who became ft Chris
tian and found lie could not continue in
the business. Doubtless all spoke the
truth. As to tho reporter, probably be
h*id never taught himself to write truth
fully, and was therefore a disgrace to tlie
profession. The other two statement*
are accounted for upon tlie presumption
that one of (lie clergymen in question
took a respectable paper, while the other
was a patron of one of tho Jew disrepn
table sheets that aro published in tlie
country,
Mrs. Tabor, tho wifo of the Liouten
, nt . Govcmo , ot Coferado, has filed a
| UUon ia 00lirt a8kiug that the line
house \ which , . , sho . ,r hves, said ., to . . be
in
worth $150,000, shall bo set apart as tier
exclusive property, and that $50,000 a
year be granted her for living expenses.
n,. r husbainUf T worth, ’ 4,-wflT pr is said SfirtSL U> he
.
< lum f while ho repre
ef,,lt8 hInl8olf M willing to give her a
divoroe> the houS6 aUll $3,000,000 if she
8Upl f° r ,l separation, which sho vs
fuses to do. “The case,” it is alleged,
"will hardly go to trial as it-would ore
ate a fearful scandal, in which tho best
people would be involved.” If such
people are “the best” in Colorado, what
must the worst bo? ’
JmKiE Ret,ford, Representative ik
Congress from Colorado, has had an in
terview with tho President in regard to
the persecution of Jews in Russia. The
Judge showed that tho atrocities in-no¬
ticed on Jews in Russia has taken the
form of destruction of property by
plunder and fire, injury to person, mur
derous assaults, outrages 011 mothers,
v ,. ives _ n „q fluughters, and deliberate
immlor As neftr) I|B the r0MlUs of j
these atrocities can bo ascertained I
and stated in figures, it appears over j
two hum-red women have been violated, i
sixty men wore killed, rendered seventy homeless, wounded, and |
twenty thousand I 1
about *75,000,000 worth of property
u ^ , vlvokcil Judge Bclford :
reminded • i in the President r%. i l that intervention I
in such n cause had boon practiced 1>>
civilized nations the past two centuries
He cited a number of eases where inten
volition bad occurred iu late wars,
among them being that of _ Russia on
behalf of persecuted Christians in
Turkey. The intervention of Russia in
: u>half Cliristian subjects of tha
in of
, n { , pretext for thw
,, , . , , , . £% T ,
in,ert ' st<>d iu tlu> case of tha l’orsccutcd
Hebrews, and was determined to do
i Ven t!lil ,g thnt oouU1 be done with
1 -priety to induce the Russian Govern
ment to extend tlie fullest projection to
this class of its subjects. He had within
the past lew days addressed a communi
cation ' to our representative 1 at
1 otersburg, , directing . ........ him to invite tlio
attention of the Czar to these reported
atrocities, to express the abhorrence that
was felt in this country in relation to
their peroration, and entreating him
to ******* hls authority to prevent their
recurrence. Tho Provident furthor said
that he was determined American He
brews temporarily residing in* Russia
should receive the care and protection
of their Government
THE TACTS XT LAST.
T}f -c y-ox r rU'r.f^vTE sckcie was
DISTRIBUTED.
Au’tHc*Vt(c Account by Gen. Dibrel', Wbo
ip Cdrr ^and tVi« Dav^s Escort fri
J^cncy Train.
[Washington Pott ]
r«cn.r,.O.Dib,,l.-„.,. . W'inber
of Congress from
tlw* following authentic and circumstan*
tml | accent of f the .< fitetvaii dtspomti i .n in of of the the
teonfederate specie about wt.rch so much
lias been said since the publication of
Hen. Jew Johnston’s first statement.—
y !
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On the J2th day of April, 18G , (,^I re
eeived a few miies below Raleigh, 'N. C.,
an order from Map Gen. "Wheeler to
p.'oee. d at once with my cavalry com
mmih, composed of a part of my own
Tennessee brigade, commanded by Col.
W. K MeLf-more, and the Kenfttcky
brigade, <■■ rnnianded by Co1. W. C. P.
Breckinridge, and Wiggin’s Arkansas
Birtlcrv, to Grecnshoro, N. C,, and there
report to Gen. John C. Brec-kiimdse, the
Secretary of War, and President Davis,
We had that day at Butler’s bridge, be
!ou ltaleigh, learned certainly of the
disaster of Gen- Isccs Army. In ohedi*
enca to that order v.e passed through
Raleigh and marched fifteen or twenty
mib-s that night. The next night we
ramped above Mill boro, and the next
reached Greensboro about 12 o’clock at
night, and reported in person with Col.
Breckinridge, first to Gen. Breckinridge, left Greens
end then to Air. Davis. We
1 oro the next evening, moving south.
A' I.i-r.'.ngton we awaited dispatches
from Gens Breckinridge and Jos, E.
Johnston in regard to the surrender or
Icriris *f surrender njpved proposed by Char- Gen.
Sberoi'in, and then on to
’..Ur. V. C , where wo were joined by
the e*( mimarids of Gens. J. C. lmd Vaughn
Mid Basil W. Duke, which wine
acro-s from western Virginia. After
wards w.- were joined by Gen. Fergu
brigade. At Charlotte, Gen. Breck
inrblge, who was a Major General in the
Slates Army, assumed com
maud of all the troops along in person
gave orders. Up to thB time my
J cmu-sseiins and Kentuck
i ns bad d-uic all of the 0-1. picket
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, . ...
Gen. Johnston s army. nfiinl, That W-Mf.. nighty
of ofneers win held at the
of the lion. Mr. Mu , tn ..i>
at wlucli wore present Mr. Da
Gena. Breckinridge, Bragg, \ auglin,
Duke, Ferguson, C m. Breckinridge amt
After a full and ftwdtscuwton
the situation, the condition ot the
etc., it was agreed that main that acro>*^i we wornd
at 11 o’clock
river into Georgia, uty. ;
W-sririrrmtun. end MJiejy -
wirnno 1-fttJfn^TB" uia O'-t 1 ti:
the trams-Mississippi department. If
was a’.ao agreed there that the troops
should the next hand. day When be paid orders a part of
issued the specie on I requested to were fur
to move, was
nish transportation for the specie, and
the quartermaster furnished four wagons.
The specie train was placed immediate
under the control of Gen. Duke, who
(telivered it safclv the next day to Gen.
Breckinridge at his headquarters, where
it was divided as heretofore published. held the
In the conference of officers
previous, Mr. Davis inquired each par-.
ticularly as to the condition of com*
maud, whether they could be relied up
in an emergency, f remember slat
ing for my command, commanded bv
Coin. McLemore and Breckinrigde, and
the artillery commanded by Cupt. Wig- and
that they bad remained true
intact, were under good discipline, and
never refused to do duty either as scouts,
picket, or guards and wore as ready to
t« battle as they had always been.
Each officer was asked in turn in regard
to his command, and my statements
vero ( . orro borated by Col. Breckinridge
when ho wi s interrogated.
Mr. Davis bad bad the company of
Cupt. Given Campbell, of the Viet
Kentucky cavalry, as an escort, and he
deckled to leave next day with loses
cort. staff, and a few other. (>;i going
into camp !*ear ^ :wlnngtoi!, l»n., on tin
gj j( av the specie train was parked
at Gen Breckinridge’s headquarters,
and that intended for the Hoops was
turned over to M&j. E. C. W lute, chief
quartermaster of my command, he being
the ranking quartermaster present, wlio,
qnintinc the niotuu turned over
to him, and 'receiving the pay rolls of
each command present, paid out and
'
To amount received . , of . t . unfed- f ,
government... , .»u
‘ r "'
-
b-«m”>«u« i'-’.dM 5 b. ”
««».'•»» l., : i ..ule ................j... . 1',842 30
By imidfapt. OlaylVice
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. 20 , 4:7 90
By s P d( a,.. . 1 . B.
v v " 12,781 SO
gy auimun pa i d M ii j. V>. 11 .Fie w
oltec. Ai>. M.,l>ukCs bri-•
v-m" ................................. 17.192
p v a „ U j>aid Capt. W. F. Bell
* <y. M., Ninth Kentucky
\.
Regiment..............100 00
By amount ^jnn-l urn. S.K .
Brcokinrnigc am. tsen y
’ '“Yj" ii
ci: „,. r - n.li... 812 “5
Bv amount jui v-six men
various v immanUs per or
tier or ii Broi'kinriiige... 945 00
By a ii 'tint pi i Ben. lM8r,-:l
aud lh:riven e-fiieers al dl
vision h<e 3*1
Bv amAt twentv • sis
* r
B>, K'brelVt* vision e*2 fO
By •»«,' i#L , aid Wiggm”s ba:- 2,20a 00 ^
iuttelst ■ : :Tt(,iiri)OT.........
By 4rp%ment, paid quartermasters DibrelBs divisi
___„ *>
km -weniy two men......... • ■ *
try m"--m i i»«;d C. S. dejpart- c "’
f. s tnIS
wafeu men.......” ”7.17.- 3 «!i so
Italae W 7^ 60 g4
V $108,322 90
Af ,„, hlt „ OT „ -H „t »,-»»
payYoIL made out by the ofiicers pres- t«>
ent. e otwnnantl went into camp
awaf al’r vo>t Marshall to whor, ■
^. rf , ri ,- 3er . fiome of our men went and
on awd ^ paroled at Augusta,
in all on inarch from Greensboro to
W»s.h;r.^«.u, Ga^tbetwo brigades above
were v tl organized, splendidly well mounted, armed and ami
equipMvyand ulSn *11, equal to any command
were, eitlierfmny respect. They
in In every
had do-a^s much hard fighting, hard
marehi ’J: and suffered as much hardship
as ai vjoopa in the army, and when
the . of the Confederacy came
theyf j^ndered in good faith like true
and • soldiers, and, I liave no
deub vq respected their paroles to
this - * J
In./ fhduced to speak thus of my
comre r'-f <>" this march, because several
parties't foii fng upon thi* subject have
e.hai. Mr. "‘'-.ivi'V He^rd irregular the cavalry cavalry, along and have w ith
1 .-SC-.ty clamored for a division
!lt - " i*L% ^ 'fit is. far the gallant
of | * s,o as
K>.». *£ id Tenhrfsee brigades and
Wk4 .msas battery is concerned
j 8 Iin -V *J"ney were regular cavalry
and a'r'.iVyi under good discipline and
remal *< %ue to the very last. The
rl:visi 'it -yf payment to them unsolicited of the
sniaH - "'dtrn' received was
wf!0n ■' part; wa» in accordance to
an made by the officers with
Q en ; '^..-.kinridze the oifprocurement, previous right
witho ^liffe-dtalting A, '’Air knowledge speech making
There or cros.M-d
until f’/r Savannah river was
and 1 halt ordered.
owa'CavajiA, A tUralnm of the Fourth
Afole W'm was ; sen t,’from Aueustk to
us. ngroles p were all made
’>n tlJH f M . w hen Cant,
Ab r MJytified ,Dp me be had take been all the In
.. tri|( irivtfte u pt on to
% .lender soldiers. I d
Ux Ay. .1,jn to him. and told Carolina bin.
r A to North
to Gem Sherman ; that
Z® J Xf Ajgga«^* SL-- ..... ........
c
C AusSftntwia <
telegraphed the situatu.n
L ,, «,
a m’-t#-te<l for our homes m a body.
C j. .^.Lnd, L, the Tenn., provost we were marshal met by at
t ^ u , * /w ra place. l\c
come immediately by that surrounds
\ ^ ( ^ Yere (Lntrv and vigorous
u : n Tper’son guard, and baggage a of ev
i|, 0 f .> [fifctituted, until stopped by
-j g ( ,ldi* r JCrf the One Hundred and
,c lu ‘^QpBBwiinins f,t R riment,
, f an c\_
' ;p' " iG' :
jfvnT-amird "■ Chat y
to
fmii- Gen. Juda was marshal com
bn* a certain provost
J, I, ll0( j gj .Juifers, clirgent allowing took all the the. officers horses
f r f !n t) lf . claiming under
. t - )i r i to act
( .,Ji I. r . r j f r - iri , dlen. Thomas, which proved
. i' . *1 soldiers soldiers thus *.hui dismount dismount
( . oll t rar y the ttm express express terms terms of of the the
mf the the instructions instructions of of Gen. Gen.
m.- , V immediately immediately for for their their
' ’ rail rail and and the the balance balance on on
’ som a >y ,v having having joined joined
f q Williams Williams us, us,
proceeded L pi . t)Cteded *iml im mdiately nf lately the return to to Nashville Nashville of horse.; and and
got t an aB ordar or 4 *. r , or our
^ f rom Hreekinridge’s hr gade, and
q , i‘thevbofcl McL n mo ^ got our order for hi?,
an( sent back and got most
. their horse h but before the order was
roce i« e A an( J the other? tent for, the
m„ nnegsee } ir gade had loti 250 head of
valuable hors, s The quartermaster bad
‘ drv lot without food
turn d them i i a
w .,f'r Mi ny had died and a mini
, were* too c »r te'travel Tlie and of were 250 Lead left
J ,] le wavsicle. i loss
"Xs h 0 fsei was tho serious loss to'he gal
had just returned to
( i r ., .] a tcd homes penniless and
with nothingWith which tostart a crop,
The following is a copy of t-he last
official order i sued bv me. « ue ^ ’V|^
furni J”. V ’ o" of tb'- Ninth K-.-n
' •. , u
tuekv cavalry,pz • .
H,:Ati.,i a nr. - Ca v Ai.r.v 1 >ix tsiox, May
5, 18 d 5 .f~Ooi«mvn«i©? omcers w u nnm
d ately make knpwn to tiieir command, tha.
they ^ ;| areaspeet^d rs *™ to «<»-» i«. v t.i inssivt- a-.
B U t ffiBara respeetfu approval ly requested and wi-S
‘their f ir i 0ii g},s for
|,. :ivo i amm »d. No depredations will
be allowed, either now or upon the march,
0 r afirr ih,-\ -a i>.a-'ed. A! soldiers guilty
of offene.-s v ' 5
authorm-s. "i” | ‘ reVitn ‘
SB a „ re re .
,
MSiKT'-Mifi sans
tl. G. DuGU-t-, Brigadier Geavral.
omuai. j. , M jinxes, ' A. A. Gen. and C.
jKgf /■ \ j
and soldierly i < and all who saw
them in battle jjinured their gallantry,
Commanded ^ by ^ Hieh office^ C'offic^tty as
could hot k ..tD 'rise-than undergood
discipline and biave good and gallant faith laid .soldier* down
and when they i»
their arms and accepted of a parole, as true
n MV e and good * wt men as ever
{ X H ,[ IC breath of their life, became
5., pood L„ds"thail citizens Justice to memory de
a slO*^d B»y this and
fenvl iliom again* the charge of being
irre-u .-W cavalryor ‘ clamorous for any- ’
” ' G. Dibbell.
G.
Washington t >ril d2 1S82.
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Southern iadii* who like broad veran
das speak of the stingy little porches of
the North.
FooTn^ M. Thiers.
Spies do not always render services
proportionate to the pay they draw, and
their employers are nodoubt often sorely
^exed by the blunders they when commit the
through overzeal. In 1872, hold
Count de’Chambord had gone to a
sor t 0 j Mnr t at Antwerp, and was gen¬
8ra ll y thought to be on the eve of getting
restored to the French throne, M. Thiers
sent spies to watch his movements. One
these was so ubiquitous that he ended
by attracting the attention of two of the
»g*J^gT?l£"t£S ^ keeping their the
g ea eniellj eyes on
found that he was in the habit of
gp ^ e n ding <f liis evenings e.° in a certain co/e
the rande pi ac Repairing to this
estaWis hment they seated themselves
p<)4r fbeir man, and began talking
a \jout the Count de Chambord’s doings
j n wfPspers just loud enough for the fel
i 0Vl , t 0 Lear. The spy, of course, pricked
U p bis ears, and soon he must have been
convinced bie that he was discovering most
va ] ua secrets. The young menre
i a fed marvelous stories about the Prince's
pj-mg, the number of adherents he was
gathering in France, and spoke of a grand
coup d’etat which waa being prepared
for him. by a number of statesmen and
Qenerals who hoped to take the country
by surprise. In great excitement the
8 py flashed the news to Versailles, and
M. Thiers, who had no wish to seethe
Count de Chambord restored, communi
cated them to his private organ, Le B>ai
public. That credulous newspaper be
came remarkable during the next few
days for publishing the most extraordui
ary news from Antwerp. Every day the
spy had something new to relate out of
what he picked up at his cn/c, till at
length one of his hoaxers having let fall
a letter as if by accident, the spy dis
covered (as he fancied) an elaborate plot
for kidnapping M. Thiers. The letter
stated, in effect, that the Count do Chatn
boru, having resolved to seize upon the
throne, was going to have M. Thiers ap
prehended in the middle of the night by
a certain General, whose name was men
tioned, ami that meanwhile another Gm
eral would arrest M. Ganibetfa. M.
Thiers was a fussy little, man who had a
RKat belief in plota, and on receipts et
the tidmgs which apprised him that his
liberty was in danger lie must have
experienced a moment s consternation ;
,mt bofo ie fj° coa,d ,J fta0 ;\' y p b- V 3 to
F°P"°?° . r I’Xrp t!ie C0l, P 1 ’'! V/ -'whfch n ’ f 0 '* 7 ? 1 £m Z’
lctter lr °m Ainvu.p, n. Kiucn the uie n_
^ M P Thie« edSi o U
S »
Row Some Poets Worked.
no. P ™l» r ue f I r »ot fill,]
Sg i'3
fore Rerose. Grav, the author of the
“Elegy,” was, perhaps, of all writers
the most curiously minute in his method,
It is said that he perfected each line sep
arately, amending and rewriting it over
and over again, and never commenced
another until the first had wholly satis
fied his fastidious taste. Byron sat down
to write without any his premeditation and ; line his
awgj(«,ted ideas flowed with ink, one
tfao-uextit and -But during after its thtf^rdeaS’
was completed, he continually passage
through the press, was adding.
altering, interlining, Giaour” and consisted The
first copy of “The of
only 400 lines; to each now edition were
added r.ew passages, until it swelled to
nearly 1,400 lines,
During the added printing of lines, “ The and Bride of
Abydos” original he 200 altered again many and
of the were
again. One of the most constantly la
borious writers of whom v.e have any
account was Southey. In one of his let
ters he says : Imagine me in tins
great study of mine (at Gcsta Hall, Res
wic-k), from breakfast tilt dinner, from j
dinner till tea and from tea till supper, ;
in my old b ack coau, wKli corduroys
alternated with the long wonted panta
loons and gainers m cue, and the green
shade, find sitting at my desk, amt nave
my picture and my lii toiy. JLy
actions arc as regular as these of St
Dustau s quarter nags. Three pages of
history after breakfast; then to tran
scribe and copy for pre.-s, or to make y
selections and biograp.ue.s, or wiiat-cise
«y humor ti 1 dinner time ; from
dinner ti.l tea I rend, write letters, see
the newspapers^ and^ veiy efton im i ge
„nd correct* and rewrite, and copy till I
ftm tired, and then turn to anything till
su il >er —and this is my life, which, if it
’ be not a merry one, « .vet as nappy as
heart could wish^-Aygos.y.
• Gir , S1 0nl;1 Gain Knowledge of
g , a
; Htm^kooDin^ * ®*
. By ail means let the girls . learn how to
j i a a ^d* ua 8° 0 fofo u a"Simof noa e °* liefo-vn° “ fr °. a unless uulc [ s
* , ac knows how , to superintend . , every
| j properly branch of superintend housekeeping, unless and shehas she cannot some
knowledge liemeii. whetberthe Most men
ularr > without thinking
^ fmid ^ he -—- the whole &
kind of eats; in fact
bpusebo.d h influenced by their diet.
Feed them on fried cakes, fried meats,
| ' ££“ ’S?g%gS£S&
cine to make them well A man will
take alcohol to Counteract the evil effects
of such food, and the wife and children
i have a .bare in the
housekeeping -at home before they
marry; lot each supennteud some ae
partmentby turns, I need not occupy
( half tlie Ume to see.that the house has
been properly swept, dusted ana put in
1 order, or to prepare puddings and make
dishes, that many young ladies spend iu
reading novels that enervate both mind
• and body and unfit them for every-day
life. Women do not as a general mle
I get pale faces by habits, doing housework,
Their sedentary ill-chosen in overheated
' rooms, combined with food,
are to blame for bad health. Our
mothers used to pride and themselves on
their housekeeping fine needlework,
Wby should not we ?—Baltimore Sun,
HUMORS OF THE DAY.
The man who is corned is very apt to>
get on his ear and stalk off.
A max eats cloves between acts so that
not a breath of suspicion may be cast on
ais temperance character.
An ways look on the bright side; a
mig hty ugly hired girl can ring the bell
for a mighty good dinner.
It may he said of the “belle of the
ball ” that when she bows assent to an
invitation to the dance, “she stoops to
concur. ”
Bartenders are the most sociable set
on earth. They break the ice oft
ener and finer than anybody.— Bloom
inffton Eye.
Don’t throw away your old fiour-bar
rels. They are useful It has been
found that an ordinary flour-barrel will
hold 078,000 silver dollars.
Wherein is the average church con¬
gregation better than the highwayman? preacher
Does it not make the poor
stand and deliver every Sunday?
“ The muses kiss with lips of flame,”
savs a recent poet of the new order.
Then we are thankful that we are not
courting any of the muses just mustache, now.
We don’t wish to have our
burned off.
“You just ought to see how I was pay¬
ing attention to Miss Flapjack out at tho
picnic.” “ Did you speak to her ?” “O
no ; I didn’t proceed to that extreme,
but I patted her poodle dog on the back
when she wasn’t looking. ”—Austin Sift
inas.
“Dear, dear!” exclaimed Mrs. Brown.
“I have just been over to see Clara.
Poor child! She is dying of ennui.”
“Why, how you talk!” cried Mrs. Home¬
spun;' then, visitor: adding, “Mercy! as she ’Tain’t moved ketch- away
from her
in’, is ii!”
“Gentlemen of the jury,” raid a
blundering counsel, in a suit, about a lot
of hogs, “there were just thirty-six fact— in
the drove. Please remember the
thirty-six hogs; just three times as many
as in that jury box, gentlemen.” That
counsel didn't gain his case.
The lecturer began: “There is a for
tune lying in wait—” Up jumped northeast a
bullet-headed fellow in the
corner to remark: ‘ • Well 1 guess you’re
’bout right, there, mister. There’s Bill
Jones, the butcher. Three years ago
he wasn’t wuth a dollar. He’s got a
fortin now. Got it, as you say, by ly¬
ing in weight.” The bullet-headed man
said no more, but the lecturer was ill at
ease during the entire evening. —Boston
Ti anscript.
She was bright eyed and rosy cheeked;
in fact, very pretty. She arranged two
car seats so that she might have abund¬
ant room. Then she opened her book
satchel and began to take notes of her
morning lesson. How charming to see
the young female mind develop, thought
we. She took notes just three minutes,
and then, oh, horrors ! she unfolded a
flash story paper and read slush for Half
an hour. Her beauty faded so rapidly
that when she left the car we thought
she was tho plainest person we ever
saw.
“ Good morning, did Fogg,” like said Brown,
briskly. “ How you the opera
last night ?” Oli so-so,” answered Fogg,
moodily; “nothing striking about it,
excepting tlie drum-sticks.” “Come,
come,” returned Brown, “be serious.
Didn't you think that-'bravura passage
pizzicato and appogiatura embellish¬
ments were lovely!” “Guess I didn’t
see it,” replied Fogg as before; “ there
was only feathers and flowers and tilings
on the one in front of me.” “ What aro
you talking about, man?” exclaimed
Brown. “That girl’s hat, of course.
Wasn't you?” “Good morning,” said
Brown, as he turned the corner.
White Horse Shares.
A New Yor ker was seated in an office
in Gunnison City, Col., one day, when
a gi-i Z7 .ly looking old chap entered and
agked if t i lat WU8 the place where they
BO j^ shares of the White Horse Silver
j£ ine> Being assured he was in the of
fice of the company he observed:
“I have heard the White Hore spoken
D | as p e i n g a lively mine.”
ce ytainly is. We took $10,000
-worth of ore out in one day.” old richness!
“pbew! She must be just work.”
How mall y men have ye got to
“Oli, about three hundred.”
“Have ye, though? Are the sheers go
’ live ly?”
ing off pn rty
“Shares are selling like hot cakes, and
w e have only a few left. Everybody
^ *“0 "White Horse is a big invest
“What are sheers worth to-day?” though
“I will sell you at ninety-five,
j kn0Ti . they will be worth face value to
morrow.”
“No! You don’t really mean ninety
live?”
“Ido”
“Well, that’s better; there's a hundred
sliecrs which yon sold my pard yester
Jay lor twenty dollars. I went over to
t jio mine, found nothing but a hole and
a dead mule, and I told him I’d come up
-j ^ get his money back, or do some
^ slloo gl I’m tarn al glad to ninety-five. find them
gl)eerg p ag TXZ from twenty to
szsgg&r - - -
<>p as s ou t the cash!” said the old man„
he TCsted the end of Lis shooter on
, q f ,,
“
f^r^rNew , Atorker wJifid shoi for
, - After look around lie be-an
^ a
0U t the monev tL with a hknd
f*f’“ d as he made exchange he
“A ertainlv ^ou s i r _ CT eatest of pleasure
si r. didn't hold them one
^ get tlle full faca va ] ue .’>
J. Higgivs, in the Popular Science
Monthly, writes that experiment has
shown that animals confined in a close
apartment where they must inhale over
and over again their own exhalations,
develop tubercle of the lungs, and that
human beings are no less injured ventilated by
breathing the air of proved poorly by the fact
i rooms, he thinks is
that of eleven preachers who died during
eight years in the county of Philadel
' piiia eight died cf consumption.
