Hamilton visitor. (Hamilton, Harris Co., Ga.) 1874-1875, July 30, 1875, Image 1

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VOL. Ill—NO. 29. |Tjic pmiilttm Visitor HjbwTuhliOULLY, Proprietor. RATES. copy one year °j| K.e copy six months 1 ™ Hue copy three months i5 I VllV one furnishing five subscribers, with Hie money, will receive copy free. ■ subscriber* wishing their papers changed Hem one po-t-office to another, must state ■T u „,ue Of the post office from which they ■iji it cluinaed. as well as that to which Hmy wish it sent. ~ , ■ ill subscriptions must be pain in advance. ■ The' paper will be stopped at the end of tlie paid for, unless subsciiptions are pre- Hoady renewed. ■ ,-ifty numbers complete the year. | CASH AD 7 r.RTIRtNO RATES. B*Space i nu ii ;uos u iuoa l~ $ 2 $ 4 50 $ 6 00 $ 10 00 ■ inches'4 50 725 1100 18 00 ■ Inches.. 500 900 15 00 22 00 I inches.. 6501100 18 00 2, 00 ■ idamn . 650 14 00 25 00 35 00 ■ column.. 12 50 25 00 40 00 GO 00 ■ column. 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S Parties advertising by contract will be re ■triwted to their legitimate business. j TilUAt, ADVBHTIHSMKNTH. ■fceriff’s sales, per inch, four weeks.. .$3 50 a “ mortgage fi fa sales, per inch, I eight weeks ••• 5 50 ■itation for tetters of administration, ■ guardianship, etc., thirty days 3 00 ■fotioe to debtois and creditors of an I estate, forty davs ■ • • 5 00 ■Application for leave to sell laud, four ■ weeks 4 00 ■ales of land, etc., per in h, forty days 5 00 ■ “ “ perishable property, per inch, I ten days 2 00 Bi pplication for letters of dismission from I guardianship, forty days 5 00 |A pplication for letters of dismission from r administration, three months t 50 tstaldisliing lost papers, the full spate I of three months, per inch 7 00 ■Compelling titles from executors or ad- I ministrators. where bond has been given by the deceased, the full space of three months, pier inch * 00 Es ray notices, thirty days 3 00 Ru e for foreclosure of mortgage, four months, monthly, per inch C 00 Sale of insolvent papers, thirty da>s... 300 Homestead, two week- 2 b l Oftrcis X3r. T. j_i. Jenlvins, s JYi V ?. * rt' r'-, * QX-f Iv'V ••'-•' .r'■-•*'•'f;’Tv'T _3 iioi , .-=*=**' HAMILTON, GA. 2V/<XS. 6’. MITCHELL , XT. Z>., Resident Physician and Surgeon, HAMILTON GEORGIA Special attention-given to operative surgery. Terms Casli T* PRESTON GIBBS, a SURGEON and PHYSICIAN, Hamilton, Ga. Will be found at the hotel or the store of W II Johnston unless p ofe.-sionally encaged OH A TTAHO 0 CHEE 110 USE., Bv J. T.HIGGINEOTHEM. AVERT POINT, GA ALONZO A. DOZIER, Attorney and Counselor at Law, COLUMBUS, GA. Practices in State and Federal Courts in Oeorgia and Alabama. Office over C. A. Ite.id & Co's, 12(5 Broad st. doc4-Gm SAND Y ALEX A NDEE'S BARBER SHOP Oglethorpe street Columbus, Ga. Give me a call when you come to town, and 1 will do my best to please dec! 1-Gin Uincs Dozier, ATTORNEY-AT LAW, Hamilton, Georgia Will practice in the (Chattahoochee Circuit, or anywhere else. Office in the Northwest corner of the Com t-liouse, up-stairs. janß ED, TERRY'S BARBER SHOE, COLUMBUS, GA. Go to Ed Terrv's, if you want an easy shavo. and your hair cut bv fi- st-c-Ws bar bers and in a first-class barber shop. 1/'ra ted under the Rankin House. geplly Read This Twice. The People’s Ledger contains no continued fclories. 8 large p°oes. -18 columns of choice miscellaneous reading matter every week, to gether with articles from the pens of such well-known writers as Nashy, Oliver Ontic, Kyi van hr Oobh, .Tr., A ootr, "Will Carl ton, J. T. Trowbridge, Mark Twain, etc. (Ur I will serul the People's Ledger to any address every week for three months, on trial, on receipt of only 50c. The People's ledger is an old established and reliable weekly paper, published every Saturday, and is very popular throughout the iUew England and Middle States. Address HERMANN K- CURTIS. Publisher, fact 2s Cm 12 School st, Boston, Max MONDAY. Tlie wide river blazed with sunset light, the air was full of the scout of magnolias. There was no sight that was not beautiful, no sound that was not sweet, at Vue d’Liere. A pink glow fell over Emma Ilaughton’s figure as she stood on the wide law n among the cape-myr tles, all in pink flowers, tlie hem of her white dress sweeping the sward. Nothing could have been more ex quisite than the pure curves of her face, nothing more perfect than tlie infantile gold of her clustering hair. And her beauty suited the delicacy and sweetness of her spirit. She was waiting for her husband. You would not have thought that she had a husband, she was so very young, so girlish, so flower-like. Hut she had Le n Guy Haughton’s wife for six months, and he was young and hand some, and happy as she. But she had always lived in seclusion at Vue d’Liere. It had been her patrimony. Guy Hanghton, who had moved in the great world for five and twenty years, knew more of the evil than she had ever dreamed. As she stood there under the rosy branches of the cape-myrtles, a great dog, curly chestnut coat, suddenly bounded out of the shrubbery. He paused at sight of her, posed with one foot uplifted, eyeing her wistfully. Then a young man, in his shirt sleeves, came out of the shadows of the trees. “Lon,” said Mrs, Haughton,“whoso dog is this ? ” “ Aline,” replied Lou McKenzie, advancing. “He is very handsome. I did not know you had a dog, Lon.” The gardener—a dnr , wiry, hand some fellow—smiled, I went in town yesterday with Air. ILiughton, to get an order for some young trees. Gentleman going away on the Liverpool steamer offered Lin: to Air. Haughton—he gave him to me. 1 cail liuu Monday, lur too day I gitt him; you see.” Mrs. Haughton smiled indulgently “I’m very g’au you have him, Lou. It’s lonely sometimes on the sands, is it not ? ” Lon crushed his straw hat uneasily. “Yes,’’ he answered. “How are your father and mo ther?” “ About the same.” “They are very old and infirm. You are a good son, Lon.” Lon smiled iiis dark, brilliant smile. The dog fawned on him, standing half way to his shoulder. “Down, Monday!” “ His coat is fine and chestnut-col ored, like the beautiful hair of a lady,” said Airs. Haughton, A buggy whirled up the drive. Guy Haughton had arrived. * * * * * * That night, his young wife dream ing innocent dreams, Guy Ilaughton was arrested for forgery. The stem arm of the law drew him from the de lights of his home to the cell of a prison. It was a direful day. No light could be seen to lift the pall of dark ness. A check had been presented at one of the principal banks of the city, sinned by a name which proved to be fr.lsely rendered. It had been re ceived from Mr. Haughion’s gardener, Lon McKenzie, and Lon, on being searched for, was discovered missing. In the night, but a few hours pre vious to the arrest of Air. Ilaughton, he had loft his home, a cottage on the sandy banks o : tile river. But no one believed that the young gardener was guilty.' The tr ek was too bold, of too great magnitude, for the work of an uneducated man, He had been a tool of others —of that sharp, brilliant master of liis, they said. And with part of the notes found in Sir. H&ughton’s office-desk, who could doubt it? Only, Lon had discovered his dan ger, and run away.' So the community said. Fiint, the detective, knew better. lie came and stationed himse,! on the outskirts of the city, and did a little trading between the freedtnen who had “truck patches” and the shippers of South ern fruits to the Northern market*. By and by, he found a beautiful quadroon girl cultivating strawber ries. She spoke sweetly—sue could read and write. Flint managed to see by every day for three weeks, HAMILTON, HARRIS CO., GA., FRIDAY, JULY 30, 1875. She had told him that her nanm was Rosy. She and her mother owi * e l the cabin and the strawberry-patch. She was industrious, modest, inspec ted, yet she looked sadder than most of her class. Professionally, she was no object of great interest to Detect ive Flint, lie watched her face, he listened to the tones of he.t voice, to her very breath ing, when lie questioned her. She talked with him in a simple, modest fashion. S e showed little interest in the trouble at Vue d’Liere, even though she had occasionally sold strawberries to Mrs. ITauguton. tshe had seen the missing gardener, Lon McKenzie, onee or twice, she said. She always went on with her work steadily during’these conversations. 1* lint knew that a Southern girl, either black or while, seldom dors that—seldom, or neve., chats and la bors. His watch of Rosy' grew more vig ihmt. lie went to the cabin one day, ma king an excuse of wanting washing done by Rosy’s mother. Rosy came to the door. She wore a white blouse, a red ribbon at the tilt oat, and a skirt of dark worsted stuff. As she stood in the doorway, shad ing tier black-lashed eyes with her slim hand, ihe suju fell full ution her dress. “I suppose now you have to keep a dog to prevent the niggers from stealing your strawberries?” said Flint. “ No,” she answered, quietly, “we keep no dog.” “Don’t like them, petjiaps? ” "Some dogs,” leplied Rosy, look ng sadder ban before. ■■ What colored dogs, now?” per sisted Flint, in a careless manner, as he lit his pipe. A faint crimson stained her creamy cheek. “ I think brown dogs are the pret tiest,” she said thoughtfully—“ brown and curly.” At midnight ail was still about ilie humble cabin. The salt tide swelled up the river. The white-sailed boats fliltod noise lessly down. The trumpet-vine stirred in the breeze on the old sea-wall. The hushes shod in dark clumps on the dusky banks. Under these bushes a man lay smoking. At a slight sotind he turned the fire from his pipe down among the dewy grasses. A dog came running down the shore. He leaped up the hank, sprang past him, and scratched at Ilosy’s cabin-door. Ife was instantly admitted. Half an hour and he w-as noise lessly let out. A small basket was hung about his neck. He trotted down the shore. Flint crawled ont from under the l bushes, and followed the dog. It was Monday! Faithful, sagacious Monday!—he was licking the hand of his master, hidden in a deserted fig thicket, when tin y came upon him —strong officers of the law, against whom re sistance is useless. Detective Flint had been joined by two other men. Lon Mackenzie was drawn from bi> retreat, and conducted to prison. There be confessed to the forgery, lie was singularly gifted with the power of imitating penmanship. He had implicated Mr Haughton by placing the bill? in his desk. He had coveted the money to ena ble him to marry Rosy, he said. He had made bis confession, '-'ear ing Guy Haughton, and then —liberty !is sweet! Love laughs at prison-bars : —Monday came into the prison with a tiny file hidden in his brown, curly | coat. . • The prisoner was missing next | morning, and Rosy and Monday were ! tnissin:, too. ! And this time Detective Flint was | balked. “ llow did you find the clue be : fore? ” he was asked. “I saw the dog’s hair on the girl’s dress. A peculiar color. I knew he 1 had been fawning on her. But the i fellow is off this time, for good and : ali. Gone over the w ater.” So spake Detective Flint, out of his knowledge of 'he guild. (gf Jones’ horse is troubled with the heaves. He heaves every one that attempts to ride him. A Hard Shell Sermon. “AND UK PASSED ON TO SHUN ’KM.” The words of mv tox’, niv hear ers, you will find in II Kings, iv. chapter, verse—“ And he passed on to Slum ’em.’’ Take to Heart the lesson of our text, and when temptations try you, and evils he in wait to ensnare you, “ pass on to Shun ’em.” W lien you see men of wrath flirt ing and breaking heads and sticks, md hear them cursing and swearing —mind the words of my text, and “ pass on to Slum ’em.” And oh ! my hearers, if yon should come into our little town, and hoi’de! a row of nice litilo offices with tio signs on the doors of each, and hear men talking of attachment a without attention, and sequestrations without quiet—all—and seize—yours and nev - er theirs—ah—it will he to your in terest to mind the words of the proph et, and “ p iss on to Shun ’em.” And if you go around where the merchants are—ah—and they rush out and shako hands with you, and are especially anxious to learn the condition of your wife’s health, and the children’s, and the worms, and the crops, and offer to sell you a little hill of goods a good deal lower than their cost, on account of their love for you, and each, ah—“ pass on to Shun ’em.” And if you should happen to go [ around the corner and see umn drink ling beer, that will bring them to a bier, and a gin sling down the strong est, and smashers that will smash a man’s fortune faster than commission merchants, who advance supplies on the last, crop—ah—oh—oh, “pass on to Si U i ’em.” But oh !my hearers I If von should go down to New York—that modern Sodom and Gomorrah—alt—and when gas lights are fladi’ng and glimmer ing, and cabs are dashing along the streets —and obliging drivers are of fering to carry you where only steam boat captains and the first gentlemen !.'o--ah — onl Broad way is on a rip and a roar—;m —an-i *sk uras* T>:mu are crashing pausi|Hf , om tbo balco nies—anti men in*Uittle holes are ready to sell you tickets to go and see the B’ack Crook dance with noth ing to wear—and make spectacles of themselves —ah—oh, my friends,“pass on to Shun ’em.” And oh ! if later in the evening, with :t ve ry particular friend, you go up stairs into :t most splendidly fur nished room—till—and see the sup per-table spread with delicacies from every cotiti'ry — arid tea, ducks and snipe, yaller legged pheasants, and all that fish, flesh and fowl ci: afford and champagne, ami Burgundy an 1 Chateau Latitte, older than Waterloo —and nothing to pay, and all free— and a nice gentleman with rings on liis fingers, and a diamond breast pin, playing with little spotted pasteboards and another turning a machine and dropping in a little ball that rolls round and roifnd and stops on tin. eagle bird and oftetier don’t—and where the players generally put down more than they take up—and men sometimes win, but mostly don’t— ah —oh, “pa s on to Shun ’em.” And in conclusion, my friends, wliS* the world, the flesh, and the devil —ah —lie in wail for you, “pass on to Shun ’em.” Irt/" Here is a gentleman’s letter to his sou in college: “ M v Dear' Son.— i write to eat 1 ( you two pair of my old breech* , that you may have anew coat made out of them. Also some new socks, which your mother has juft knit, 1 cutting down some of mine. Y 1 mother sends you two pounds, win '■ out my knowledge, and for tear may not'use it wisely, I have kept back half, and only send you one your mother and I arc well, except that your sister has got the measles, which we think would spread among the other girls, ii 'J oin bad not had it before, and he is the ot ly one left. I hope you will do honor to my teachings; if not you are an ass, and vour mother and rnysed Y’ot ii Affectionate Parents.” TNI" An up-country darkey thus delivered himself the other day. “ Foali de grashus, I sorry I didn’t svisit dat Mexliubug Teucentinel last week, but if nothin’ don't happen, an’ I’m sparred, Ise gw ine to de nc-x one.” i ■ Why is a young lady depend ent upon the letter Y ? Because without it she would be a iad. A Mississippi Scene. The Natchez "Weekly Democrat has the following satire on the con duct of the farmers of the State of Misdssipi, which •• e think can he read with profit. ’ v those of Louisi ana, and, in fact, all the South-wes tern States: “ Hallo, stranger, you seem to be going to market?” “ Yes, sir, I am.” “ What are you carrying that plow along for ? ” •‘Going to send it to Fittsbnrg.” “To Pittsburg, in Pennsylvania*?” “You’re mighty right, 1 am.” “ What are you going to send it •!'up-.i f •?” •To get it sharpened.” “'All the way to l’ittshnig to get it sharpened ? ” “You bet! We’ve starved our blacksmith out; lie pulled up stakes the other day and went to Texas.” “ Well, tliaiV. rather a novel idea, my ii aid —sending a plow so far to get it sharpened.” “Not so novel as you heard it was. A e do our milling at St. Louis.” “Is that’so ? ” “You’re right it is. We used to h tvo a mill on Punkinvine Creek, but the owner got too poor to keep it up, and so we turned to getting our grinding done at St. Louis.” “You don’t mean.to say you send your grist ail the way to St. Louis by rail ? ” “ I didn’t say nothing ’bout gris— we hain’t got no gria to send. But we get our flour and meal from St. Louis." “i see you have a hido on your wagon.” “ Yes; our old cow died last week. March wind Mowed the life ont of her. Sendin’ her hide to Boston to get it tanned.” “Ail the way to Boston? Is not that rather expensive my friend ? The freights will eat the hide up.” “That's a fact—cleaner than the buzzaids did that old critter’s car cass. But what’s the use bein’ taxed to build railroads ’tluiwt you get the <r>. "t eta t Used to have a ian : and over at Lickskillet, and a shoe maker too. But they’ve kerflum uxod.” “ Ket flummoxed —what’s that ?” “It means, gone up the spout—and twixtyou and me, that’s mighty nigh the case vvitli our State.” “ When do you expect to get your leather 1 ” “ Don’t expect to git no leather at all—expect to get shoes, some day, made at Boston or thereabouts.” “ Rather a misfortune to lose a milk i cow, my friend.” “Not so much a misfortune as you bard it was. Monstrous sight of trouble shuckin’ and nubl/nin’ a cow and milkin’ her night and morning, and getting only about three quarts a day.” ‘AVhat are you going to do for milk?’ “ Send North for it.” “Send North for your injlk?” “Yes; concentrated milk and Go | shell butter.” “ On ! I see the point,” “Mighty handy things, these rail roads—make them Yankcv fellers do ! II our jobs for us now—do our smilli- I in’, and grindin’, and tannin’, and milkin’, and churnin’.” I * I see you have a bale of cotton.* J ‘Yes; wo go our bottom nickel on ! cotton. Sending it up to Massachu | settß to get it carded, spun and wove. ! Time’ll come when we’ll send it tbar ! to be ginned, and then we’ll he hap-- i py. Monstrous sight of trouble ruu -1 ning these gins.’ ‘That would be rat her <sx pensive, 1 i sending cotton in seed.’ A ‘No more so than them Western . fcfeUers pay when they send corn East i j uid get a dollar a bushel and pay six ! fits freight. Besides, as I auid.wlialN ! he use of paying for railroads ’thout | w e use the toads ? ’ ‘ You sc in to- appreciate the ad j vantages of railroads very much.’ ‘ I think we ought to appreciate ; -Jo in—we pay enough for ’em.’ ‘ I reckon you fatten your pork.’ ‘ Well, you reckon wrong stranger. I pel them Eilinoy fellers "to do that for me. It’s mighty convenient, too; | monstrous sight of trouble totin’ a i bit 1 laeket of corn three times u day to hogs in a pen—especially when ; you b'dn’t got no hog to tote it to.’ ‘ j should rather think it was.’ ‘ 'uiore’s one thing lacking though, to iD'ike business complete.’ ‘ i id wiittt is that V ’ 4 r I, ty ought to send them hogs ready cooked. Cookin’, and prepar- in’ cookin’ takes up a heap of time That, ought, by rights, to be employed in the cotton patch. I was saying to my old woman tho other day, if Mississippi folks got our cook in’ and washin’ done up North and sent, hy express we’d ho as happy as office-holders.’’ ‘Your horse in the lead there seems to be lame.’ ‘ Yes, needs shoeing. If he wasn’t the only horse I’ve got, and I can’t sparo him, I’d send him up where they made the horse shoes ami nails, and get him shod? Can’t get such a thing done in our parts. Perhaps I can get him shod at the depot.’ ‘JIow do you manage to live in your parts, my old friend ?’ ‘ Why, we raise cotton. My road turns off bore, stranger. Gee, Ball, hack Brandy. I’m glad I seed you ( stranger.’ WIT aud HUMOR. The fiddler of a minstrel company ran away the other day in debt to; ihe manager, at which the manager’ facetiously declffled that lie hud en gaged the fellow for a fiddler, but ho had taken the part of a base violonist. An eccentric old fellow, who lives alongside of a graveyard, was asked if it was not an unpleasant location. ‘ No,’ said lie, ‘ I never jined places in my life with a set of neighbors thati minded their own business as Bteady as they do.’ A schoolmaster attempted to flog a ltacine girl the other day, but she just ripped off half a dozen ribs of her hoop-skirt, and slashed him around until he couldn’t spell Constantinople if he hud to be hung for it. A deaf and dumb man put bis hand into his pocket for a pencil the other day, and m a flash the other fellow sot him, on the tapposition that he wots reaching for a ifislol. Need it bo saitl that this occurred iu Texas? The Detroit Free Press says : ‘lt costs ono thousand dollars, they say, to educate a girl at Vassal- College, but when she gets her diploma she can hang on the trapeze head down ... i ~~ ■, j, ( fttnip ' fence or crow a saucy chap off the sidewalk, and tbo money is not wasted.’ The difference between having a tooth properly drawn by a dentist, ami having it knocked oul by a fall on the pavement, is only a slighl dis tinction—ouo is dental and the other accidental. A gentleman advertises his wil lingness to exchange a cork leg for a revolver. This is the nearest ap proach to the old law of retaliation we have seen for a long time. It is not an eye for an eye —but it’s a leg for an arm. An Atchison, Kansas, girl ate four pounds of wedding cake in order that site might dream of her future husband. Ami now she says that money wouldn’t hire her to marry the man site saw in that dream. Why does a duck go under the water? For diver’s reasons. Why does she go on laud? For sun-dry reasons. The Wisconsin farmer who left a candle burning in the barn so as to scare thieves away has no barn to watch now. In one part of Norway the longest day is three months, What a splen did chance for a lazy man to start a daily paper. On a recent trial in Wales to test the validity of a will, it was proved that in IfCD the testator became im paired in intellect to such an extent ; that ho went to the post-office with a I postage stamp on his forehead, and I requested to bo sent to a place he mentioned. Indiana burglars carry on their business in a spirit of enterprise. A lew days since some of the craft sent a family in Mishawaka several com plimentary tickets to a circus. The family availed themselves —every one of them —of this generosity from an unknown source, but in the end were heavy losers. When they returned they found their dwelling broken open and rifled of everything valua ble. A candidate for office in Miswis- I sippi informs his fellow-citizens that, j ‘ At the earnest solicitation of my wife j and daughters, I have consented to : become a candidate for county treas- I urer.’ A Covington man died and they put hitu on tee, but lie awoke in the night and yelled out: “ Why don’t you pul tout* more wood in that stove! ” Strange Sights. —A ent of tho Covyigton Enterprise says: In Crawford I saw aratriesnafe* was two feet long and had two sepa rate and distinct heads, well formed.' Where the tail of the reptile should be, a perfect head, as large as a man’s two thumbs, could bo Been. Tko snake also possessed two feet and two legs, exactly resembling those of a frog. Those who doubt the truth fulness of this snake story can see the original by calling at the office of Dr.' Willingham, where it has been pre served in alcohol. The snake was killed on Town creek, at Brook’a mill, recently. I also saw a negro man, now fifty years of age, who never had any eye. His face, wheru tin eyes should be, is as smooth as a peeled onion. The man does act walk, but goes in a regular pace, feel, ing his way with a stick. I also saw a cow milked which gave five gallons of milk at a milking. The owner of this animal lias refused four hundred dollars for her. A Remarkable Man. —The Cutli bert Appeal publishes the following: We have a man in Cuthbert, six'tj four years old, who lias not taken a drink of ardent spirits in over a quar ter of. a century, never drank a cup of coffee in his life, or ate a pound of meat of any kind. A few days since, in reading a paper, he saw mi adver tisement where it was proposed to furnish a recipe for five dollars, which would teach a man how to live on thirty-seven cents per week. At this proposition he became indignant, and said that it was sheer extravagante for u man to spend that amount, as serting that his provisions were not wor th $lO per year. He subsists en tirely upon bread and pure water— declaring that he would not exchange his diet for that of a prince os’ king, lie has no recollection of ever taking a dose of medicine or consulting a physician for any ailment whatever. lie can walk fifteen or twenty miles as quick and with as much ease as any young man in the county, and would do so beforo paying a railroad a thrip for the privilege of riding. Ilis clothing costs him about eight dollars per annum, lie is a man of family, and we dare say is as healthy and vigorous as any. man of his age to be found in Georgia. s©“ “ Sain, have you drove in 'eru ar geese ? ” “ Yes, sir.” “ Did you oouut am ? ” “ Y es, sir," “llow many am ther?” “ One.” “All Tight; shut the gate.” ty*Alcohol is the “living” of those who sell it, and the death of those who use it. .. ♦ ♦ '• iAL“ Thompson is not going to. ask any more conundrums. He ie cently asked his wife the ditl>. renctJ between his head and a btig’s head, and ?Ue replied that there was none. He says that that is not the right am swer. YVhy is the capital ol Turkey like a whimsical patient? it’s constant-to-no-pill.