The Hamilton journal. (Hamilton, Ga.) 1889-1920, May 03, 1889, Image 4

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joiTffrf&i* —PUBLISHED WEEKLY AT— HAMILTON, GEORGIA. NEWS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN, This is to be a flower season. Mrs. Cleveland wears a No. 5 shoe. Pongees and washing surahs reappear. Perfumed muffs are made of silk,cloth or lace. Very pale shades of blue and green are used. Old rose is the favorite pink lor even¬ ing wear. 1 ace is a leading feature of spring millinery. The old time double heart ring has been revived. Boas seem to be inevitable with every Btvle of costume. Mrs. Laura G. Holloway, the writer, is quite a pedestriau. Large plaids in popular colors are seen in the new dress fabrics. Chantilly lace will again figure in gowns for summer wear. In spring bonnets there is hardly an appreciable change of shape. The Duchess of Rutland is a contribu¬ tor to the English magazines. Earrings that simulate flowers are worn by misses and young ladies. Some of the newest toques have full crowns of black or scarlet velvet. Dr. Mary Walker lias applied for a patent on an improved suspender. A stewardess is a new feature of East and West Pullman “limited” travel. A feature of many of the new spring gowns will be their plaited overskirts. Sowing machines are run by electricity at the rate of fifiuO stitches per minute. The new loud plaids and stripes are made up with bodices cut on the cross. The first medical degree given a wo¬ man in America was issued eighty years ago. The exclusively feminine club is a thing comparatively unknown in Eng¬ land. Mrs. Lcland Stanford, wife of the United States Senator, dresses elabor¬ ately. Ornaments of amber and silver are worn in the hair upon ordinary occa¬ sions. In 18G0 the ladies of the country wore $2,404,000 worth of wire in their hoop skirts. Miss A. M. Beecher, M. D., a cousin of Henry Ward Beecher, is a practicing physician. Mrs. Emma D. E. N. Soutliworth has written more novels than any other liv¬ ing writer. A “Medical Aid Society opened for Self Sup¬ porting Women” has rooms in Philadelphia. A great deal of old silver and gilt the in the form of ornaments is a feature of new millinery. Worsted bonnets, which resemble soft felt, are made of white strips braided in basket pattern. Velvet is frequently used for the broad revers which distinguish the Uirectoire coats. Silver embroidery, executed with threads of silver and of gray silk, is a favorite trimming. ’Stripes again appear in spring fabrics. ladies Gray is the color favored by many at the present time. The New Orleans Woman’s Club is perhaps the best governed ladies’ dub In the United States. Young ladies to be in the fashion, must materials now wear the light, thin, inexpensive for evening. Among the novelties in the millinery line we note thick-repped or brocaded ribbons with gauze edges. The scarf veil is worn again this spring, attached to the back of the hat and wound about the neck. Twcnty-one trustees . , have been , chosen . for the C olumbia Co.lege Annex, of whom thirteen are women. The wives of a number of New York club men have decided to have a club and clubhouse of their own. A club of twenty Baltimore damsels is going to “do” Europe next Summer without relatives or chaperone. Black,ilk gowns for spring wear are breadth breautn 1 and ana Jimmies tr mings of ot brocade brocade. "° at In Cornell's last batch of graduates ten percent, only were women, yet they won sixty per cent, of the fellowships. Fencing has become so popular among mauf tonventa “P»“ loclude ,•»« tt .?»«”•»* m thetr eumeulum 'bat Rough surfaced suitings, well adapted for shopping or stripes traveling, show both wide and narrow of contrasting colors - The Langtry coiffure is worn by a few ladies who nave fine natural hair, this arrangement displaying it very effec lively. MUs Fankcr Vice the wonderfu’invalid of Brooklyn is President of a com panv that manufactures sick-room ap t -slices Moth who , . wash rs are prep .ring aresses for their little gir.s cnoose plain Chaml'crys or p’.a.d or ombre strip* ginghams. The Empress land Victoria, of Germany, has bought at Stoglitz for an asy luin for young girls abandoned by their natural protectors. A Boston whether debating society is trying to decide it is correct to acL dress an unmarried woman physician as Smith.” * “Miss Dr. BUDGET OF FUN, HUMOROUS SKETCHES THOM VARIOUS SOURCES. One in a Thousand—Bad Enough as He Was— Helping the Hun¬ gry— Both Tired—His . Inheritance, Etc. Sho sank upon the cushioned bench And At softly Messrs. said Kolf she’d and likoto Kipp’s, get A pair of sealskin slips. The clerk came smirking with a “two, 1 And then with “three” and ‘‘four," Put still, alas! like Dickens’s Twist, Her feet demanded—“More.” The young man reached his wit’s extreme; He dared not venture higher, For fear another customer Would llounce away in ire. Not sho! A smile broke from her eyes, She cried—“Why, man alive, If Begin you must work that moss grown game, with number five!” —Burlington Free Press. Bart Enough as He Was. “ITooray!” cried Cadley, “I feel like a new man.” “Oh, lie please don’t,” retorted Bromley. “Don’t any newer than usual, Cadley. You are too fresh, naturally.”— Bazar. Helping: the Hungry. “I wish you would help me a little,” said the tramp; “I haven’t eaten any¬ thing for two returned days.” old Grinder; “Pm “H’m!” opposed to giving money promiscuously this Oil the street; but if you take string and tie it around you tightly, you won’t feel so empty 1”— Puck. Both Tired. Bill Collector (to hired girl)—“Look here. Pm tired coming around with this bill.” Hired Girl (wratlifiillj)—“Well, I’m tired, too, having to leave my work to tell you C.—“Well, to call again.” tell boss B. you may your that this is my last call.” H. G.—“Vour last?” B. C. (fiercely)—“Yes.” H. G.—“Thank Heaven!” His Inheritance. father, VI can’t “why understand, you should, Bobby,” quarrel .aid hi, so much with Tommy White. Your mother telltime yon quarrel with him moat of I ,. t help . , it, .. „ replied .. . Bobby, .. can pa, thoughtfully. “I guess and I must get my disposition from you ma. ”— Bazar. __ Th» The Intelligent TniMiiffont Juror. T „„„„ “IIow do you vote, Si, guilty or pot guilty?” “Guilty.” j “01'. ■><•". ■» W If. • pW. case of not guilty. What makes you think him guilty?” “What makes me think him guilty? Wal, I’ll tell ye. If the man ain’t guilty, how’d he come to git arrested?”— Mun cey’s Weekly. A . Goort _ . _ Feature. A widow called at a sculptor’s studio to see the clay model of the bust of her husband. “I can change desire,” it in any par ticular that you may he said. The widow looked at it with tearful eyes. “The nose is large.” said “A the large artist. nose is a sign of goodness,” The widow “Well, wiped then, away her tears, little and sobbed; make it a larger .”—The Wasp. Put His F’oot lu His Mouth. Mrs. Robinson was entertaining some ladies at a select little five o’clock tea, and Bobby, who had been exception allv well-behaved, was in high feather. “Ma,” he said, as cake was being round, “may I have some tongue, “There please;” isn’t • Bobby.” any tongue, commented “That’s funny,” Bobby, “I heard pa say there would be lots of it .’’-London lid-Bits. - A Woman’s Reasoning “No, Mr. Sampson,'” she says sweetly, “T ran never bo vour Wife We would happy You are too extravagant ° i Extravagant’” _ liniiits ” J ho repeated “You hay e been misinformed, Miss Lulu. I as economical as a Brooklyn deacon. -. Vbv j bave t0 - uo> » “Then I cau never be your wife, Mr. Sampson.” “Because I’m economical?” “No because you have to be econ 0m ‘ C “” __ ®“ 3lne . ®® J . V [ T aa ” ! 5 ° D ^ ?° ,. ? clerk)— Here, Waggeriy, is s tne c sate a c comb,n„t,on Be very camful that you m „ ning ,.... wha tl havcu - t you opened couldn’t.” the safe yet?” “No, sir, I “You haven’t lost that slip, I hope?’’ “No, sir; but I put it inside the safe last night .”—Boston Beacon. - Mrs. Malaprop’s Latest. Mrs. Malaprop has come to town as usual this season and is getting in her work with the same disregard of English as always characterizes her. Society circles are now laughing over a lapsus lingue originating quite" with one of the Mrs. of who is well-known. One herdauffhters a beautiful oirl has been the lady what was being done. “Oh,” s he replied, made’of “my her daughter hand.”— is Washington havin< r a bust Critic. ' -- Entitled to Ride Free. Saturday a poorly-dressed, boarded south-bound trampish* appearing man a When Cou»ge Grove avenue car. the "re -f-........ conductor asked for his fare the man re¬ plied Ufiat he was out q'{ change, Bixty-third fcut that he guessed he could ride to street. “No, you can’t unless you have the money to pay for it,” the conductor an¬ swered. “Well, now I jest kin. I see that sign there afore I got on this car, payin’: ‘To Sixty-third street without change.’ ”— Chicago Mail. Scintillations From the Sanctum. % i The product of the cotton plant en¬ ters largely into the consumption ot the people in one way and another,” re¬ marked the casual caller, as he put a few choice exchanges in his pocket. “Yes,” replied the snake editor as he put the memorandum of a bright idea on his scratch pad. “Now, besides the textile uses of cotton, we have cottonseed oil used in the manufacture of lard.” “Yes,” assented the snake editor im¬ patiently. “And I suppose,” added the caller, judiciously passing • out of the door, “that soon we will be drinking cotton-gin .”—Pittsburg Chronicle- Tele¬ graph. Great Expectations. Astrologer—“Come in. You are a business man, I see. The stars tell me that you expect to add to your fortunes shortly. Your thoughts are entirely on money. Am I not right, sir?” Caller—“Well, yes, that is >> “I thought so. I never make a mis¬ take. The money you are looking for you will receive. There will be no trouble about it; no delays of any kind. One dollar please. Always come to me when you want adv;ce. Everything I touch turns to gold.” “ 1 ou mistake. I did not come here to have my fortune told. I am the pro¬ prietor of the grocery store around the corner, and I would like you to pay this bill, three weeks overdue.” “Ahem! Please call again. 1 hila delpia llecord. Gave Himself Away. “ITow did I get this black eye?” re ssgf. smart.” titssst be “How?” “I was at Seymour, Ind., and in a hurry to get my railroad ticket. So was another chap. The ticket teller was ^al'p-S window and hS^SKSd his ticket ten it into seconds the got hint for ” i a ter It was a me .-And you accepted it!” “* did. 1 8h<)Ved my revolver into the window and gave the ticket man a quarter of a minute to get me a paste- * board 'j ” in Ana ne jumpeu . “IJe did—jumped out of his office an d broke mein two over a baggage truck. He’s got my revolver yet.” ‘ But how did it happen to wetrk in one ease uud fail in another?" “Oh, I couldn’t keep voice . from my trembling, and then I didn’t have long hair and a buffalo overcoat. He got right onto me for a fake .”—Detroit Free Press. ™, .. . _ e Scene I he Composing ,, " *1 Loom ' of - an Agricultural Foreman—“Jim, Paper. what doing? . are you Jim—“Settingup” ‘A Young Man on a Stock Farm.”’ | Foreman-“When you get through with that, put *A Few Pigs on the inside, and ‘An Efficient Lightning Rod at top of the first column. Jim- “What must I do with the ‘Spanish Itch’ and-Texas bever? Foreman—“Distribute them and then try and get m this‘Sure Cure for Hog Cholera.’ Let Sam set up ‘A food Cow Shed’and‘A Pleasant h ummer Drink, and give Joe ‘The Hollow Horn If he wants more let him have Home Made ( heese’ and “Gherkin I lc-kles. What did you do with that Money in Early Broilers; Jim-“Its locked Sois ‘Consti- .. up. made o’ pated Colt.’ 1 he devil a lot pi out of ‘Elegant Corn Bread’ and ‘Nice Tomato Sauce’ and is now going for a ‘Good Farm Dinner.’ ” Foreman-^Whereis that‘Fine Young Holstein Bull For bale?’ I can t find it inn-“Reckon not. Its dead two weeks ago, and taken out.” Foreman-“Can won get Jones and Smith s big Jack in this week?” Jim—‘ vno. Have to hang on the hook till .the loth. Had to crowd out ‘A Fine Lot of Young Merino Bucks’ so as to get in ‘100 Berkshire Pigs.’ do ” with that Foreman—“What did you ‘Mammoth Yellow Yam?’ ” Jim—“That had to give place to ‘A nomc-mMlc \V uc Bustle biffl Sui.' a fa°,h‘o\ paper 1 p .”—Southern Live H ocl Journal. __ Xo More Speculation for Him. -‘1 them , made , . sto . sks, . an s utocey htii^emhmcgh m “oved Ws’l,.?' nil SS ar’&y buinefs, h is gray locks, ’but it’s it’s suthin’ like bettin’ on where light ning’s coing to strike, with the odds of biting the tree you stand under.” “Then you never speculate?” “Never. 1 dig along on the old larm, taking one crop with another, and pull ing old stumps when I’ve nothing else to do; and if I don’t mike any great shakes I haven’t anything to worry during over. I had a purty soiemn warning the coal ile excitemeut and Scored me of lion. “How was that.” “Waal, I was a widower then; wife fell down the well and was drawn out as .a a poker. I had a big farm, lota of stock and was called purty solid. We all got excited about ile and all of us dug more or less holes in search of the stuff. All of a sudden a widder living a * out two miles from me found ile in a dozen places on her farm, bhe was a w-dder with a bad nose, freck.es all over b er face, eyes on a squint and built up like a camel. But when she struck ile $ix that was a different of thing. began courting I guess some that or seven us widow within sixteen hours of the sight of th§t ile. I know the house.” procession reached from the gate to the “And you got Jaer f” “Not much I didn’t, and that’s what I’m thankful for. Somehow or other I couldn’t work up to the pint. That nose kinder stood in the way every time I was ready to put the question. She acted like she wanted me, but Deacon Spooner got the best of all and they made a hitch.” “And then what;” “Nothing, except she had dosed that farm with a barrel of ile and thus got a husband for herself and a home for her five children. When the news came out I was so cold along the backbone that they had to kiver me up with a hoss blanket, and since that time I haven’t had the nerve to buy eggs at seven cents a dozen and hold’em for a rise.” A Life-Like View of Washington. A more than ordinarily intimate and life-like view of the first President of the republic and his accomplished wife is presented in a letter written in 1884 by a lady who in her youth had known and associated much with them. of Following letter, is the principal portion the which, says the New Y r ork Tribune, was written by Mrs. John M. Bowers to Mrs. Edward Clarke, now both deceased. It forms an interesting and valuable contri¬ bution to the hood of Washington litera¬ ture and reminiscence called forth by the anniversary of his first inauguration: My earliest recollection of General Wash¬ ington was in the spring of 1781, when a guest of my mother, at Haekettstown, N. J. Although but three years of grand age at that time, I distinctly remember the appearance of that great and good man. The brilliancy of his epaulettes, and his impression peculiarly cocked hat and plume, made an on my infant mind never to be effaced. August and dignified as he was, however, be could condescend to amuse children. During an interval of a few minutes’ absence of my mother from the parlor, the General placed me on his knee, following and trotting ludicrous me merrily lines: thereon, sang the “There was an old, old man, and an old, old asiS* er. They lived in a vinegar bottle together,” repeating the last lins several times for a chorus. When my mother returned to the gJJ|« S* h ^fXinS U tyi£r l ‘‘‘Tte?iS dWotl3«S she had anticipated to reply to her question me by saying: T guess, General, they k ° ™Min s to ill„, t rat. th, reve renc8 inspired by the dignity and supa rioritv of the presence of the General, 1 might cite an anecdote of a Mrs. Graffe-an ignorant woman, a, foreigner by birth, an inveterate Tory, who resided near my moth er. She had been accustomed since the cm m0ncem 3 nt of the war to speak Rebel," of until Georgs Washington as “George the all length curiosity predominating over preju dice, induced STgSSfliSdtatSK her to catch a glimpse of him StS" ES? “Elealeh! Elealeh!” meaning Godlike; and from that instant became a confirmed Whig. The “(Hare” of Our White Skins. Nothing is more common than foi Europeans to complain of the difficulty dark they have in individualizing men of race3 w j 10 to the eye of the white man 8eem all more or less alike. The natives of India have apparen tly the same diffi cult witll ryhite men. Some men oi the Lancashire Regiment stationed at Benares recentl y broke ioose and raided a liquor sho p in a neighboring village. jj 0m e 0 f the culprits were so drunk that the authorities easily discovered them, but in order to spot the remainder the regiment £ was paraded, and the villagers w re ked t0 poiut out the guilty men. Th absolutely failed to do so in a 8iu(rJe whereupon a native paper, commen ti nff 0 n the incident, says; “Not a doubt of it. One of the most difficult f eats un( jer the,sun is to identify Euro s _ tliey are s0 muc h alike with their loud( glaring white color. We wonder whether their friends and relations are at a loss as to who ’ 8 who . ”_x Wi ^ Globe. JPrescience of the President’s Wife. 1 oung Russell Harrison says: “.Mother fathc would some some dJv d*j Sf to l “rSdent reagent of of the L nitea f-tates. wnennewas ae feated for re-electionto the Senate she cheered him up and told him his chances for getting the Presidential nomination were better out of the Senate than in it, and mother had an idea, too, that father would be nominated here by this con vention. lather was never sanguine, but mother stuck to it, though we all feared the Gresham movement would “mkLtion ™‘ »d e don’t think mother™, surprised a bit and she to, a father he needn’t concern himself about the election at all, as he would go to the White House just as sure as he lived, Mother politics,' didn't vretend to know anything givl but she would cot '*» *•« ^ ticians. 1 ?° r ° a ^ 0U — Mew ' t ^Zmptavune U,leans Fuzayune. P An Artist’s Predicament. An amusing misadventure happened in Paris recently to M. Felix Zeim, the well-known artist. He had purchased an old hemlet in a bric-a-brac shop, and when he got home the idea occurred to him to try it on. It went on easily enough, but when he vranted to ake^it off he found it lmpossiuie to ao .o. finally he wasforcedtogotoanegh- have removed, boring gunsmith to the it His mifeval appearance on street wearing decide! ,hi, relic produced a sensation in the usually piacid Rue Lepic. —Xac York World. ----— TR e value of Indian corn as human f 0 od becomes verv slowly understood in the Old World, Washington has 16S,000 population and 000,000 in wealth. If anv dealer pays he has the W. stamped: I.. Douglas Shoes without name and pries on tiio bottom, put him down as a fraud. m - ■n Y--r W: & 1: I _________ M ■_ pn ? A' J ^ y ' - tei \ s* ' jlilii w 1 fjj a fj $3 SHOE CEFJTLEMEN. FOR Best in the world. HANI);SKWBD Kxaininohis SHOE. S5.00 GEX0INK POLICE a'niVfAKm'eKM’ SHOE. 8 S. 1 S BOYS’ SCHOOL SHOES; SS3.00 and SS1.7i» “' ~ t ' All made e in in Congress, Button and Lace. W. L. DOUGLAS S 3 SHOE FOR LADIES. Best Material. Best Style. Best Fittine £ not sold by vour dealer, write W . L. DOUGLAS, BItOCKTON, MASS. For Sale By C J. EDGE, Columbus Ga. S. G. RILEY Physician and Surgeon. HAMILTON GEOJKGIA. Office at the Drug store of Riley & Wil¬ liams. Calls prornjitly attended day or night. II. II..P. Is an old reliable family medicine, that luis been proven invaluable for Liver and Bowel complaints. Guaranteed to cure Sick Headache. Indigestion, Dyspep¬ sia Sour Stomach and Heartburn. Taken regurlarly it will cure the most stubborn case of Habitual Constipation. No Cure, no pay. Mwn’f by the Barret Drug Co. E’or sale by Riley & Williams. GILDERS LIVER PILLS. These Pills are justly the most Cele¬ brated and highly Recommended of any on the market today. Gentle but Effect¬ ive in their action, as a cure for Contipa tion ? Liver Complaint, Biliousness, Indigestion, etc; they are unsurpassed. All we ask is a trial, if you are suffering from any of these Comolaints. GUARANTEED, and Man’f by the .Barrett Drug Co. Augusta Ga. For sale by Riley & Williams. J. W. HOWARD & CO «• 1441-48 1st Avenue f Coluiulms, Ga. -BUY MM Mm HIDES 7 Did Cotton, Bagging, Furs, Beeswax,Old Metal. Dotton in the Seed and Gotten Seed —And dealers in— Stationery,Wrapping Twine, Etc. Paper, Orders Paper Bags, Promptly Fi ed. ]1 _ THOMAS F. FARLEY Furniture, Stoves —AXD — Ml Kinds of House Furnishing GOODS, '248 Broad St., 2nd door south of 13tii Street, COLUMBUS, - GA. BARRETT’S TONIC. Tlus Tonic is prepared from Pure Selected Jamaica Ginger, together with oiher roots ancl herbs, and forms a Pleas¬ ant and Efficacious Tonic as a cure for Dyspepsia, Heartburn, General Debility and as anAppetizcr itis unexcelled. En¬ dorsed by Physicians. Try it. Manufactured by the Barrett Drug Co Augusta, Ga. For sale by Riley & Williams. imCKLY ASH BITTERS Oneel the most important organs of the human body isthe LIVER. When it fails to properly perform its functions the entire system becomes deranged. The BRAIN, KIDNEYS, STOMACH, BOWELS, ail refuse to perform their work. DYSPEPSIA, CON¬ STIPATION, RHEUMATISM, KIDNEY DIS EASE.-efe., are the results, unless some¬ thing is done to assist Nature in throwing off ihe impurities caused by the inaction of a TORPID LIVER. This assistance so necessary will be found in PriekSy Ash Bitters! It acts directly on the LIVER, STOMACH nnd KIDNEYS, and by its mild and cathartic effect and general tonic qualities restores these organs to a sound, healthy condition, j and cures aii diseases arising from these causes, it PURIFIES THE BLOOD, tones up me system, and restores perfect health. {? your druggist does not keep it ask him to crier*t for you. Send 2c stamp for copy of ‘■THE HORSE TRAINER,” published by us. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS 00., PzXz Proprietors, ST. LOUIS, MO.