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John A. MoClernand, a member of
the Utah Commission, has tiled with the
Secretary of the Interior a minority re
port in which he gives his views on the
Mormon question. He recommends an
amendment to the Federal Constitution
perpetual y prohibiting polygamy,under
whatsoever guise, in the States and in
the Territories. He contended that
such an organic prohibition is required
in order to stamp out the Asiatic and
African pestilence, pob gann.
TSither of the following engravings.
a Evangeline,” •• Bayard,” “ Monarch of
the Glen ” or “ Tlie First Step,” without
advertising with on them, size 20 x 24 inches.
given one 50 cent or two 25 cent
bottles of Ideal Tooth Powder. These
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XI,. engraving “ Evangclino” arrived
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I remain, yours respectfully, Elois Ear
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ings without advertising engrav
on it worth $1
retail is given with each two £5 cent hot
ties of Ideal Tooth Powder.
Ira Tripp, the millionaire of Scran¬
ton, Pa., lias a peculiar habit. For
many years he smoked cigars until liis
physician told him he must stoji smok¬
ing or die. Thereupon Tripp hired a
negro to smoke all day near him and
blow the smoke into his face. The
negro did this for years until he died,
an d his place was taken by a white man.
Mr. Tripp is in perfect health. His
smoker uses about* twelve flue cigars _
a day. Tripp seems to derive great en¬
joyment from this second-hand method
of'indulging in tobacco.
I find Ideal Tooth Powder is without
"exception the best I have ever used.
With its aid 1 keep my teeth very clean
and white, which I was unable to do
with any other powder 1 have ever tried
before. So says Ferdinand E. Chartard,
Baltimore, JId.
By the way, will you buy and use Ideal
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lma, Kansas, says, Ideal Tooth PoWdci
is in my estimation, just what its name
indicates. A 11 engraving 20x24 is given
with each two bottles. Price 25 cent!:
per bottle. •
Reports from ranching districts along
the international boundary indicate .
urea 1 scare tv of food and water, and
stock is already suffering in couse
quencte Owing to the unusually dry
season the amount ot uv pu up was
jsmab, anu immense burned stre.cnes oi The piau.c out
have lately been discouraging over. that
look is so some
ranchers offer to give their cattle away,
knowing that death from starvation is
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almost 1 x eeitain.
£ THAT FIGHT
The Original Wins.
C. K. Simmons, St. Bonis, Tmp’r
M. A. Simmons Liver Medicine, Lst’d
1S40, in the U. S. Court defeats J
*Gk H. Zeilin, Proji’r A. Q. Simmons Liv¬
J er Regulator, list’d by Zeilin 1S6S.
M. A. S. L. M. has for 47 years
I jA , cured Appetite, laspepsia.Sick Indigestion, Sour Headache,Lost Stomach, Biliousness, Etc.
0 A Rev. T 15 . Reams, Pastor writes: M. E. “I
o « Churcn, Adams, Tenn., been dead but
« ithink I I should have
5 I for your Genuine M. A. Sim
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COiiBTol “Zeiiin’s your
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|fW \i p Dr. J. Memphis,Tenn.
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6 1 V It works like a charm. I want no
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xy£J|j situated at Athens. Aia.. on
l.an.h.r. a thorough .cheap j
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AT HIS OLD STAND!
G. E. THOMAS,
The Original “No-Shoddy” Clothier,
1117 Broad St., Next to 3rd National Bank,
COLUMBUS, GEORGIA.
I ain now located in my former place of business, at the above number,
and ask all my friends in Harris and the adjoining counties to call and see my
Stock of Winter Clothing.
I am not advertising $30 suits for $10, but I feel sure I can sell you goods at
as low figures as anybody. I appreciate the patronage heretofore given me
and shall endeavor by fair honest methods to retain it. I have a complete
line of fall samples now in stock and will have suits made to order for those
who wish ,hon, a, vc v low figures.
U. _ XL. _ X lrivJlVlr\o. |_ir\Rj, fiQ
HARRISON S SHOE STOKE,
1132 BROAD ST., COLUMBUS, GA
Everybody is invited to call and look at our stock oi
boots and shoes.
REGULAR “ALLIANCE” PRICES
ON EVERYTHING.
MUSICAL AND DEAMATIC.
j woman Modjeska the entertains stage. mors than any othei
on
London is to have yet another new rhea
tre > this timc iri Kensington,
It is said that Blanche Roosevelt has in¬
duced Sardou to aid her in the dramatiza¬
tion of her novel.
nie4edovS).«xJj ...
f ^0 erection of a new
onsra house in that city.
A Paris inventor has patented a new the
I **!;&?* te o-meachmg ‘/which tae flutters,as stage, it falls and
i>-RS. .nxinui has leased tli» fit. -anies
Lo ” a ° n ’ vacated by tu«
^ ’ uow pla; 1 ' ms 1U tms tor
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llew The play written for her by Miss Morton.
olot 'concerns a Nihilist conspiracy in
Paris.
^S*£5^sS5gSjSSi‘S!KS
ing engaged by Edwin H. Price to play the lead
| female part in “The Bolls of Hasle
mere.'’
The famous old farce of “Box and Cox' 1
| was the played November, for the first time Buckstone in London on
! 1st of 1847. was
Box, Harley Cox, and Mrs. MacNamara Mrs.
Bouncer.
A second Christine Nilsson has appeared,
who is a Norwegian and a singer. She is
said to possess a voice of remarkable com¬
pass, which in many respects resembles that
of Lucca.
{ Sarah Bernhardt has made a great hit
as Theodora at the Porte St. Martin in Paris,
j The Times Paris correspondent that she of showed the Loudon
I says “never a, more
resolute temper or a more youthful aspect.”
While the world is wondering where
Henry M. Stanley is, and whether he with will
ever escape from the heart of Africa
his life, he is being advertised for a series of
lectures to bo delivered in the season of 1890
91.
Two years ago the theatre at Exeter. Eng¬
land, was burned down and nearly 200 per¬
sons perished said in the fire-proof, flames. has A new been theatre, erected
which is to ba
on the site of the old one, and has just been
opened.
The famous old Sadler's Wells Theatre in
London, which has been allowed to sink into
a position very different from its once high
estate, is to be renovated and will reopen
with a revival of Watts Phillips's “Lost in
London.*’
Madame Minnie Hack, whose most suc¬
cessful impersonal ion has been that of Car¬
men, has bought the Villa Triebschen. on
the lake of .Lucerne, the house in which
'Wagner lived for sixty years, from I860
until 1872.
Miss Mart Anderson has returned to
j | Western London after Highlands a stay of of several Scotland, weeks and in is the “in
splendid health and radiant good spirits.”
t0ur of Germany .
President Harrison the other appeared night for at the a
Washington theater inmate of the
first time since he became an
White House. The play was Albert P. Ha
ven's new historical drama, “Josephine, Em
press of the French ”
The Pans theaters, which soma thought
would be impoverished by the Exhibition
being kept open till midnight, have been so
flourishing that in the last five months the
ten per cent, levied on the receipts for the
poor has yielded 8400,000.
A clipping from an old English paper was
sent to A. M. Palmer the other day, in Which
a list was given of certain convicts about to
be sent to Australia. Among them was “the
notorious bank forger, Barrister Seward,
alias ‘Jim the Penman.’ ”
The Biddenrien Maids.
One of the most curious of our old
charities, says the London Hospital, is
that of t lie B.'ddendcn maids. These
two unfortunate women were born at
Biddenden, in Kent, in the year 1800.
joined to each other at the hip and
shoulders. Their names vere Eliza and
Mary Cliulkhurst, and they lived for
thirty-four years. Then one fell ill and
died, and the survivor was adiised to
be separated from i er dead sister by dis
se.tion, but she refused, saying: “As
v.e c one together we will also go to
gether.” sick With died n six hours she was
taken and also. By their will
they bequeathed to the church warden
at Biddenden a p’eco of ground, which
now brings in a rental of forty guineas,
This is expended in the purchase of 500
quartern loaves, and cheese in propor
tion, whicli arc distributed among the
poor of the parish, and on Easter Mm
j a y 1 000 small rolls, shaped like a
gravestone, and bearing a lias relief por
trait of the unfortunate maids, are dU
t ibuted to all YillO attend dl VJJJC SC1'
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We Make a Business of Making Bargains in
AETISTIC •FURNITURE
-AJNTD HOUSEHOLD DECORATIONS.
The Latest Styles, the Finest Quality, Utmost in Variety, have been combined by us in
ONE MIGHTY EFFORT FOR TRADE.
Our Fall and Winter Offerings Will Not and Cannot be Surpassed.
There is a Limit below which Honest Goods Cannot be Sold. We place our Prices at the
Low Water Mark for Safe and Reliable Goods, Sold under Guarantee.
INSPECT US, CRITICISE, KNOW US.
And you will find we Deal Fair and Save You Dollars.
BON MODE FURNITURE STORE.
AUblSOM.,
1145 BROAD STREET
THE JOKERS’
JESTS AND YARNS BY FUNNY
MEN OF THE PRESS.
An Ill-Advised Warning—-Too Ex¬
pensive—A Promising Pupil—No
Scholar, Etc., Etc.
NO SCHOLAR.
“Did young Pliil.Ology graduate at
college. didn’t _ diploma— _
“No; he get a
couldn’t catch a baseball to save liis
neck.’’^-Epoeli.
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PATRIOTIC MOTIVES.
Pastor—I am extremely sorry, sir,
to see one of my parishioners coming
out of a place like that.
Mr. Slewback—All right, sir; I’ll go
back and stav there if you’d rather have
me I only went in, anywav, out of
patriotic motives, to get a little spirit of
seventy-six.
WHAT SHE WANTED.
“Now, conductor,” said an old lady,
who got on the cars at Chicago, “ I
place my safety in your hands.”
“All right, madam, I guess we can
take good care of you.” and the
“And if there is an accident,
cars are thrown down a steep embank¬
ment, you’ll be sure to wake me up,
won’t you r”—[Rochester Budget.
NO NEED OF ECONOMY.
Old Parrot (to his son;—My boy, do
you know you arc spending twice as
i family to support
; father, I haven’t a as
you have.—[Mousey’s Weekly.
A SLY CUT.
Miss Plantaganet De Vere —That
man’s attentions to me are most offen¬
sive, and he has the reputation of being
a fortune hunter. Do you suppose it is
papa’s wealth that allures him ?
Miss Dolly Flicker (thoughtfully/—
Why what else can it be ?—[Life.
IT TURNED HIS BRAIN.
Jones— That fellow Smith is a great
bookie per
Brown— He is, indeed. He bonowed
a years ™ ta agr ” its Sru’iM
[Drake’s Magazine.
the tip didn’t home, anyhow.
Waiter—Haven’t you forgotten some¬
thing, Sir ?
Customer—Ah! yes, a toothpick,
thanks!
CRUSHED.
Mr. Banklurk 1 * (at the close of the
&fime)—What do yon think of me ns a
ball player, Miss Minnie?
Miss Minnie I think you’d make a
sp’.ended Mr. Eanklurk— swimmer. swimmer? Why
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so ?
M.iss Minnie—You strike out so beau
tifully, ‘ you know.
a harrowing insinuation.
Aristocratic New York Lady-I’d like
all to know, the Bridget, beef and what cake has that become left of
roast was
over from dinner yesterday
Bridget—Sure, mum, d dn’tyez niver
have a perlaceman callin’ on yez when
you were of my age ?—[Siftings.
INJURED JNNOr.ONL'E.
Farmer Pommy—If you had come
and asked me for them apples I’d ’a’
give ye all ve c’u’d eat.
Naughty'Tommy 1 knowed it, boss;
that’s tlier reason I did n’t ax yer.
Farmer Pommy —But now 1 guess I’ll
hev to give ye a lickin’.
Naughty Tommy—What? for putting
so much confidence in yer i— [Puck.
AN IMPORTANT MATTER.
Wedding Guest—Where’s the brido
groom <
Bride—Just gone out on a little
errand.
Wedding Ouest Something import- .
ant, I suppose, or lie vouldn t have left
you so soon after the ceremony.
Bride—Oh, yes; he went out to see ii
pa a’s wedding cheque was good,
[Epoch.
HE GOT WARM.
Tramp—will you give me a chance to
get warm, sir ?
Man of House—Certainly, sir. You the
know that sawmill two miles down j
road, don’t you ? Well, reach I’ll give you
fifteen minutes to it. Come,
Bravo!
ODE TO A CUCUMBER.
Take it tip gingerly,
Though it looku ripe;
Ea t of it sparingly.
For it will gripe. •
—[New York Journal.
TAKING GAS.
“Have yov ever taken ether:”
“No; but I take gas every morning
wlien I get shaved.”
“Laughing-gas i”
“No; purely conversational. I go to
old Garrulous.”
TOO EXPENSIVE.
Jack—Edith will you have me?
The Heiress—Thanks Jack— I can’t
afford you.
BITTER-SWEET,
Mrs. Good by—I hear that little John
ny is sick, and that Mary is going to
home with hirn to-night, instead
of “”mu.ieAW *going to the party. How sweet of
m; , h e-uO„l 1 n. J '»becu
eating green apples.—[Puck.
THE WRONU KIND.
“I)o you believe Jones is a man *jf
character?”
“Vos; but I’m alin’d it’s a bad one."
HE KELT POSTED.
’Mother—Vi-s, my son, Miss (ionfcly its
a young lady of sterling worth,
Bon—She was day before yesterday.
mother,
Mother—Was day before yesterday I
What do you mean?
Bon—The last Chicago wheat deal
has swamped sterling the old man,, grid Miss Gently
no worth just now. I shall
go back to Miss De Moldbngge. IW
same deal gave her father a bank ae
oou ] ,t ‘ Tlmiv s nothing like keeping
T os e< > ino ^ !C • J lake s Magazine,
AN ILXi-AD VISED WAliNINO.
Clever pickpockets now congregate in
the railway stations where the notion
“ He ware of pickpockets" is' dispiaycil.
instinctively Every trave’er, claps noticing the warning;
his 1 and on tins
pocket there, containing his purse to see if it
iS ami thus furnishes a cam
V k ‘ ‘‘ rogue s dir* tory to the well filled
Dockets in the crowd. Hi ego ode
Blaetter.
A rOOLISll (, . EKTTON,
Barber—< lean shave, sir?
Customer if course ! You did o’!
suppose I wanted a dirty one, did you?
—[Boston Herald.
EASILY AVOIDED.
Old (Jentleman r passing through liall)
—I don’t want to see you kiss my
daughter again, young man. Do ,t»u
hoar?
X’ii Young cloce Man ■ in parlor d<>, she.
the door the next time,
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THOROUGHLY SUITED.
Dealer—If you'll pardon me, sir, I
think a wider-brimmed hat wou'd be¬
come yon 1 tetter.
Matty—What' in the and Nevah! throw me eye¬
glass shade '{
THE SEASON OF CAN.
Young Hons \ft V», ife (proudly) .(»•*!
se e, John; six dozen of tonnAtes, all pot
U p by my own litt-e self.
Dear John (sentenuously) How tram
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Bul'etin.