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gjirtlemen at dinner. Here the whole *hon th** minds of the genUe im n present, who fell into a loud lit of laughter. After the tumult had a little subsided, says the judge mildlv, did I chop wood to piy for my breakfast? Indeed y*u did, said she, and sad yon had no motley. I told you the whole (mi'li siy the judge, but I hive a b< autilul shawl wo th more than ten* dollars, which l jo*t now bought, and will leave it with you in pawn, if you will only let me eat dinner wuh these gentlemen.— Here the g> ntlemeii were biting their lip* to keep Tout laughter. How did you buy a shawl Wo, th m. re th m ten dollars, without mo ney ( I bought it on cr olit, says he. And where did jou find c edit to that amount? says slie, I brought it from home, said he. 1 at is a likely story, and something like your nbu*e of Judge Crane tins morning, said she. How could I abuse the dodge il be was riot present? said h<\ Why, says sin*, yon called him a rusty, fu*ty fudge, and old c tiger, ami said you did not cure a rye straw more fr him than you did for yodrself. And here the whole c mp&ny were in an uproar of laughter auain. Ht a* s-wri as it a little sub-ad and; ott- of the gentlemen asked the landlady how -he knew trial the gen honan she was ad < reusing was not Judge t rune. He Judge (’ran ? he looks moie like a snipe Ilian a c< ant-! II re the loud laughter burst forth the third time. And alter a little pan e the j ulge said. I must confess I am not a lord of very fine feathers, but 1 assure you that I am a Crane, and a Crane is ve ry often a useful instrument; f saw a ve ry good one in youi kitchen this morn ing, and sometimes an instrument calf and a crane,* is -f incalculable use mol mi. 11 ‘fore sin* had tune to reply, some of the gentlemen with whom she was acquaint ed, assured her, that she was inlkmd with the presiil ng judge Astonished and ennf uoded, she attempted s>mie excuse, ad hastily asked his pat dun tot her rude ness. Ihe judge had by this time.unobserv and, tukau tpoii his pocket the beautiful shawl, and f-hied it at full length one w tv, and in a narrow firm the other, and it b’ irig of a very fine texture, appeared Dime like an elegant sa*h than like a val uable shawl when he nnae, with grace fui il gnity and with a h;di smile, tdvmc t .Vlr* •• * ** * % .* J “ ,o i""*'*' 1 , but * ‘ ,i: lcl a .(I I j ‘j,- - ■pwrfeatJMjg be T i tad ,o. e. , v ■ Tio iR not as a pawn.’ So *avin l it over her sh ulders, and arrows o”ms. saving, ‘Take it, tpadam, and do n t attempt to ictiirn it, for tt wan pur chased on purpose for you.* She busily r tired in confusion, hardly knowing what sm* did, and to k with her the shawl W rth twelve doll irs instead of ten. Ami here were three parties who had each two good things. The landlady had a good -haw! iid good less n to m di bit • upon—the gont'e nen had n g >od dm ner ml a g mil joke ti ta k over—i id tin’ j nlge li and i > id mte and o i* m die joke, flnd good will and ability to follow up tbe It *n given. CABINKT. if ah he \ ro w juu so, i2* 1 • i sj*uii o( o if reader* may übje. 1 (o tin’ space the whims and oddities of J*>dge Crane occupies in this week's Cabinet; tail we entreat hem not to be alarmed at tiie apparent dimensions of the article, 1 n those who have here t'fl’n*e had n * acquaintance with the .1 tdge, his sketch ot character wilt be, to them, the enjoyment of no or dinary treat ; and to tlmsc who may heretofore have had an introduction to his honor, a further acquaintance, ae have little doubt, will afford an in crease of the gratification they expe rienced on 4ie fust interview. We copy from the Southron , the fol lowing Dialogue, &c. Ac. Dialogue between two cousins of rather a confidential nature: the reader will, therefore, k ep it a secret. Miss Svuui II mkspun, to Miss • ‘ 1 )’ ti'ti'sLiN—Good muni. l "\. . Ur,l ‘‘ ‘s uti. W hiit's the ne\\nl M V- .No ii*ws; except that my „,, mf , pua a „;i tl.um BiUy llroadtlolh, arc vrn soon to be married, if report be true. So good morning to you, cousin Sarah, and what news have you? Harak. Why, Kitty, as for the I have nit heard the news, as 1 have been hero at home fit work in the loom. It is true that the Captain has visited our house of late once or twice; yet 1 have not heard any thing of a Wedding, ‘or nothing so.’ Kitty. So, Sal, you are a mind to keep your own set rets, and will not evi n fell your relation the whole truth Y t 1 did riot think you would lake a way mv old beau without giving lot lawful notice. ‘ Sarah. Mv dear cousin, Ido mosi solemnly protest, that 1 never math use of the least possible stratag it, to entrap the Captain in my life. It. fat t, Kitty, you know how if is wi tt. tne; my parents have always k*pi tne at home since my education w,e completed; incessantly employ'd it. learning the duties ul domes*ir lit* , on ly all >w iog me to go to sm h public pin ces asthy supposed proper to teach o.e h ssons of poltteness and mnr lit*. Likt wise that I never was indulged in extravagant dressing, usually wearing sm h apparel as I could Mtian ufacture’ myself as the phrase goe* iiovv-u-days. Asf<ryou, Kitty, you have been indulged and encouraged in every species of extravagance in 111 and line dress, which caused you to he uniters illy admired, whilst 1 hav been often neglected. Yet, Kitty, you know i never envied you when ! saw you happy. It is true at times, when I li.tVe seen you at ramp meet- 1 p-gs, with your lace and rihbouds s * gear, fully set a > ut your nei k and H hi >ced ah nit your feet, with all the beaux, waiting ou you hi s ich st ile, I eould but itmik that a li e tail was a {charming thing Utv a beautitut b* He, But, candidly, s to the Captain, ne ’ was and wn here the other dy ei quo*- •ing after a soil of homespun, and e\ ** pressed in itself highly pleased with a jpiece I have in tiie loom, il; tvlk<d a great deal about the new tariff: sod lie never wool! boy emit her yard of • wooiii ii g ons unless they were in trie jat hnlne, lie likewise said that he I thought one would di w- lt to min i who they inarti and in lit s** iiard times, at the suite time, that lie. pbrntSM 4 Mlmuesti. * wife a gn at at fast Kitty he look ! •flHPud s till ue u >ped ere | long tli^HHhi io is <f smi ‘b ). dy who could oflHp.iniy such 1 ,th as that I ill tilowFrepiy because lie did out sty wii t at so.iieb <!y was. y. be said ue would call again, and wcut avv.i} sooner than I wi.ihed, be cause [ W tilled to ialk A little more about the new t riff. Kitty, ( \-ode.j My curses upon the new laiiff (tiiiniuarinusty tearing her Dee) (Dul;) Cruel, faithless William, it is thu> you have broken itny heart. lit tr|{ a t.iie upon you j that should make you blush; would to Gui you lot.ld hear my confessions, then indeed Would vou relent else high heaven should mark you as a signal victim of condign punishment. (Sue hirns to Sarah in teu-s) Sarah, I must be candid with you io tins business ! l’his very William has been vowing and swearing before heaven, and in the name of the eternal God f, r a whole year that he loved ine above all others, wooing and beseeching me to give him tny hand as an earnest ol affection; promising at the same time eternal honor and allegiance. All ul which I did believe; yet l was afraid; others told me men were tickled; 1 was timid A begged lor time to think. Dm al.s! would to God I had never thought ! Sarah, Stop Kitty, i Kitty, (Proceeds.) Would to God I had never existed to witnessed the infidelity of man, in Die and law. But w hat of this tariff? is it not death that this Union should be severed bv su< h perjury against the Constitution: and is it not worse than death that I should be driven hopeless into des p *ir by the effects of this oppression. All, too, because 1 have been well raised and cannot spin and weave like i a wench, but I will do if; I swear 1 will. And you shall learn me* unless you are r<solved to rob me and take him yourself. 1 will spin my fingers of)’nut what l will m >ke j list'such a piece as that you have in the loom. Sarfifi. Stop, Cousin Kitty, an i deaslnkesmy mind. I will-go lilive with you, and we will begin to mu in ufii. lure* exai t!y such a piece as this. 1 will teach you how to weave it your self, ami the Captain shall sec you in the loom weaving away like ten thousand, and after ail you shall be that wry identical ‘ ‘somebody ’ lie sp ke of when he was down here last. Ann as for mu*, (* will have a husband too J I will give my baud to Hum spun John who u.ts oet*n courting me six months or upwards, and who you know can make a living iu despite of .11 the tariff* that ever • nine from the land of ‘born flints and wooden nut megs.* Agreed, said bulb, and So it oappenui. Conclusion.—T* the la<Kes who have husbands, a<*d who would hair, success in the arts of ‘domestic man ufactory,—Ami a speedy establtsli uent i t toe metiup lis of an Auxilta rv ‘Anti-Tariff assm latimi,’ for what signifies the resolution of the men to wear homespun, if our wives, (laugh t>is, and sweet hearts, have not ttie r solution to make it- JSow ti is Miss Sarah Homespun is * girl aliir our own heart——. t<t to our tinpia te ding < entity of Waxen, w tinst we have m;.i y just su h. It, is oi s.o ill source of geaMfi *ati >u to us to ku v that even the good Anti S iriff folks of ttheus, Macon and o lhers i(ov. found *,u 1 th it some of our Warivu Sarah Homespuns and }u*t su u i Into as that” ('only mure so,J+ 1 mu U .dmird <*v ceplain Hilly liroaddotn , —il,u. Cabiker. For th : ‘CABINET. THE FES EE It, .Vo. XL Aii.vl. . tfi i J AJlu hkk r. C %l i sktU /i written Jor a Lady's Album,J W ien thro’ life un oesl we rove, C ‘(Mfig all ti.it makes il dear, Sh iu.d some uoie-> we to love lad *y* ot boyhood, meet uu< ear; On hiw welco.ie bream* lb* trmu, 1 hat k nd.es loruicr sullies aitin. Ihe last rays | tne setitug i mi'dit be taintly traced n toe ppties ot my .a live city, as the vessel swiftly glided 4- cro- ihe Hay under a fun p ess ul cau vas, to beat me to Pom iiume, and all I held dear. As toe last oH hoe faded m toe twiligiit, me nought tuat. moment swallowed upevciy loud nop every anx.ous expectation lor the future} I’ne youuuut buoyaucy ot uiy d-sposni .n, bitlnrm thougoUess of tne coining mo meot, win .n was to separate me bom tne Companions and associations ul cbndiioo i, give way to the desolation ol a scene to me so entirely novel: 1 retired heedless of all around, 10 tne solitude of my state room tiiere aiooe and undistu t give vent to the weight wmch wa pressing on iny nurineuud uean. With a mind much moie tranquil, I a rose early ou the following uun.n to eu •} y the luaithiul sea breeze: ihe oceau prt seated avast expanse ot vvaier bound ed only by the eXieut ul toe view, wuh now and then a white sail visible to ihe distance, whose inmates d-uutless hhe tny seif had iaunctied their aif on tins wide expanse ot waters, to seek iu a clime lar distant from their native slides the re ward of industrious adventures. While i was contemplating tne rolling of the vast billows, the sun appealed rising from the busotn ol the ocean in unclouded splendor: O! it was a -cene on which me eye of a painter might dvveil in all the en thusiastic fervour of his art; Tne broad disk r< and and glowing as livid lire, at first presenting but a small part of his surface, then gradually emeigmg until finally, the whole circle arose in full view m unrivul led grandeur, affording a scene of sublimi ty tiuiy worthy the wisdom of the Great Architect ot the Uuiveise. Ol all my fellow passengers, in number about twenty,none had rtsen to enjoy the beauties ol the scene, except a young la dy apparently about nineteen—she rcac., ed the deck the moment the Hist traces of the suns appearance wete to be discove:- ed on the hoiiiun, I wa> then leaning o ver the gunwale in eager expectancy, and too’ i heard a light footstep ascending the companion way. did not notice who it wat until some moments afterwaid an excla mation ot suipiiz and admiration ealied my att< ution so the fair stranger, in whose beaming glance methongit I discovered tbe index of superior intellect; as soon as the oit> we were contemplating burst in lull view before us, a bow was mutually given and r< turned, and we entered into couveisatios with (bat familiarity which is usually observed in a societv thug thrown t g tuer where a mutual obliga tion seem- to ex.ist with all to render lie ms Iver as agreeatde as possible, and die iediuusue*s ot ceremony so uksome aiid unnecessary is entirely dispensed with. A few moments conversation convinced me that I had not mMakeu the character of the fair stranger, the anima ed and in telligent flow of her mind whiie dwelling on the beauties of a sunrise at sea, indi cated a soul pure aid hallowed as the an g> lie sweetness of : not her -phere, and the brightening if her beautif il eye while it cunv yed to the beholder a most cer tain index of innocence seemed yet almost Uaeaithiy; metlm k thro’ iHe vi*ta of 1 yi t see its beaming glance, aid l hope the impression may never pass Ton my memory. 1 behest few days of our vovage was prospei* u-, the w* at her fair aod agreea ble gave the passengers an opportunity of enjoijog much of their time on and rk; fun, tie light winds mu! unusual sm<<oth ne- if .he * ceau atta ks of sea sirkoe*s were of a very mild and mn-t of the passengers retoved in the fiist twenty tour h urs. In the course of tl>e dav [ learnt that the prof ector and guardian of A ela Fazlu ibert he young I .dy to wh <ra f h=v aSi- and and, was her bra-ther •-* young man affl fed with a pulmonary disease, going into the more southern latitude* lor fiealth; From the interest of his sis ter* a q ta ntance I sought an or p'>rtuni ty to b tome more intimately acquainted wnhhim,'an intioducMon from the Cap tain <i the vessel -non g*ve me this op poi tunity, and in two days we were as in ti nat<* a>> many persons oould be under ddtere .t cir.uio-tai ce* in a- many years: A- >v- approach) il s!v- milder I ‘titudr-S, tlie pleasant moonlight c\ UMio r < * flen b'Uud ‘*s sitting on (| , k unit) a 1 ate lump, seated beside tile companion way with \di la, engaged iu earnest conversation, among the many pat tii ulars di-rloned in ‘h **e conve,rsHtions 1 learnt that they were the descendants of an Kngl.sh fami ly f ™nk and wealth, that had .only set t'ed in the colonies, that they were now o phans, and that Aal -la was accompa* oyi g bur bi other to watch over the deli <at- of his health—she had been educated at a celebrated boarding school neat P nlad Iphiu, until her fiftee’ th year, when she lo t her parents; she was then sent over to England to visit sme relatives, and theie completed her edu cation. Whenever the delicacy of her brothers heab i dd n t admit his appearance on de k. he ki .dly confided Adela to my cure and iiiaiiy indeed ot the sweetest mo ments ot my life were those I thus spe it in her sorietv; -he sung many popular airs with happy effect, and in the gentle ni >du ations ot her voice were borne on the evening breeze, meih >ught it swe. f. r than syren song of love from the fa bled bowers of Calypso. After having sat n deck with Adela and her brother until a late hour the se venth evening after our leaving the City we retired for 11* night in anxious ix pectation ot making our destined port on the following morning, a stiff breeze was spjinging up, and every thing seemed propitious to ooreag**r hopes, we li ft the mariner* in uou*ual glee in the prospect ol a sate and speedy termination of the voyage. We had probably slept an hour w hen I was startled by a sudden shock, and as I awake heard a female scream. I sprang from mv birth and hastily slip ping on my clothes opened the state room door, yet unconscious of the cause of a larm: I found the ship was pitching vio lently—another shock informed me that we were sticking: I found Adela in the passage attempting to get on deck; hastily conveying her b ick to her state room al most in a state of insensibility, 1 passed to thp s .hip > - deck, where such a scene was •x ibited as almost motk* description, foe mariners in the utmost consternation were rapidly hurrying to and fro attempt, ms to obey the Captain, who with horrid oaths was attempting to direct the move ments oj the ship, which was violently