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- JINGLING JOHNSON, LIKE A TRUE ARTIST, DISDAINS FILTHY LUCRE
ALEXANDER. THE GREAT, SO THE HISTORIES STATE IN THE GOOD OLDENDAYS THEY HAD NUMEROUS WAYS BUT ALAS, INOURTIME,MAN CAN NOT HAVE A DIME
WAS A MAN OF THE FIERCEST OF PASSIONS, WHEN THE WOMEN INCURRED THEIR. DISPLEASURE., ON A SATURDAY NIGHT,FROM HIS WAGES, 5
HE BASTINADOED SOF HIS WIVES ™ THEY'D CHUCK.EM IN RIVERS TIED TO A BIG STONE Hid S HIM{ YF(SH, ATOM AND TGAD,
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:::JQWNG ATTENTION TO FASHIONS. /ET‘S&TEN TAKE EM OUT AT THEIR.LEISURE.. : AND HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW SIMPLY RAGES.
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CRIES LIKE A BABY WHEN SHES LEFT ALONE, G F CAN HE? I'o N rwu)% GIVE CWHAT DO YoV ,
SHE CAN THROW FLTS BUT SHE CANT THROW A STONE., g oAU oty LIKE 70 seE Yoo || i T N o
SHE CAME.TO LIFE FROM OLD ADAM'S RIB BONE., : LIKE THIST STOP HIM FROM s | 0 ROy ) ND'Me Socenn)
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