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When King Cetcwayo has finish
ed a meal he does not call for a
finger bowl and napkin, but wipes
his hands on the woolly head of his
prime minister. Americans who
ape royalty will be unable to adopt
this custom', owing to the diffi
culty of procuring the prime min
isters.
A New York bird store man
says that a parrot will learn "cuss
words” in a week, while it takes
them years to learn the sacred
name of "mother." Probably a
parrot, shat up in a cage and forced
to eat whatever is given him, finds
the most need for the "swear
' words.”
It is the late cat that catches the
early boot-jack. The telephone
has <anor$eqed tta^ telegraph to a
certain extent, yet the average wo
man still continues to faint away
upon receipt of a telegram.
When 10-cent pieces again become
fashionable as articles of jowplry
every man can wear a dime-ana-
pin.
Danville, Va. Americas, Go.
Jewelry andMca Instrument
Brown’s Iron Bitters
is one of the very few tonic
medicines that arc not com
posed mostly of alcohol or
whiskey, thus becoming a
fruitful source of intemper
ance by promoting a desire
for rum.
HOUSE
Brown’s Iron Bitters
is guaranteed to be a non
intoxicating stimulant, and
it will, in nearly every case,
take the place of all liquor,
and at the same time abso
lutely kill the desire for
whiskey and other intoxi
cating beverages.
In a Dcadwood church the other
day the large congrcg&tion were
devoutly kneeling in prayer, when
an Irreverent joker quite audibly
whispered: "Hero comes an east
ern detective.” In seventeen sec
onds all of that congregation except
the cbicfclder had slid through the
windows.
All the same : A good old lady,
speaking in prayer meeting and
giving expression to the |oy and
confidence she felt, said : “I feel as
III was ready this minute to fall
into the arms of Bolzeobub.”
"Abraham I You mean Abraham I"
hastily corrected a good broth
er sitting near.” "Well, Abraham,
then,” was the response. "It don’t
make any difference. They’re both
good men.”
: j -
"My teeth are all full of sand,”
said the fairest bather in the surf.
“All right, hand them out,” said
an admirer, “and I’ll rinse them
for you.” And now she regards
him only gs a brother.
"When Guitcnu wus hanged it
was thought the country would
have a rest; but now it seems they
aro going to rattle Imb bones nil
around tho country. Let ussaspins
be cremated hereafter.
Rev. G. W. Rice, editor of
the American Christian Rc
view, says of Brown's Iron
fitters:
Cin.,0.,Nov. 16,1SS1.
Gents:—The foolish wast
ing of vital force in buxiiies*,
pleasure, and vicious indul
gence of our people, makes
tTas. Fricker dSs Bro.,
TEXT BOIES!
AMERICUS, GA.
H
A VINO rfcpiuly r-Imiur*! the front of *
i I* abb* to tli- j.hy our largp |
—FOR THE
>
WATCHES, (LOCKS, JEWELRY, SOLID SILVER MO PLATED WARE!
. the people of Houthwi-t cTrorjfln, ami will sell fit price* lunch low
we or any one i*!mj have been able to quote heretofore. Iluyin;.' an we «lo in ruch Inrjrs* qniintitfe* to
HUpply thin mill i he* Danville at or#* we obtain quantity dlwoinit* wlib-h m
supply thut market ulone. mol we propose to give our cu»t«
••try department can be found all the latest styles of
IVatflies, Clmiiis, .Wliliifox, Lockets, Sets, Ear Rings, Rraeclets, Rings,
MCI: PINS, OOI.Il AND SI I. V Kit THIMBLES, Etc.
DR. J. E.
Would inform his old customers and
friends, and the public generally, that
he lmK removed liis
DRUG STORE
From the old stand on Cotton Avenue to
FORSYTH STREET,
BLOTTER BADS,
Ready Pencil Tablets,
Fens Inks,
your preparation a necessity;
and if applied, will siave hun
dreds who resort to saloons
for temporary recuperation.
Brown’s Iron Bitters
has been thoroughly tested
for dyspepsia, indigestion,
biliousness, weakness, debil
ity, overwork, rheumatism,
neuralgia, consumption,
liver complaints, kidney
troubles, &c., and it never
fails to render speedy and
permanent relief.
WOMAN.
IIKIl HEALTH AND 1.1 HC.
Depend more on llio regularity of her
menstrual functions than on any or all
VWtHMhWntlned. An' actual nr u living
death is tlie inevitable result of derange
ment of a function which makes woman
what aha is in avory respect, and especial
ly in her mental and bodily constitution
■ ftence, immediate relief from such de
-aments is the only safeguard against
ck end tain, fu- all caeca or stoppage,
delay, or bther-irrognlarlty of tho "contsr
c«," Dr. J. Bradfleld's Female Regulator
is the only sure remedy. It acts l>y giving
tone to tlie nervous centres, improving
the blood, and determining diroetly to the
, organs of menstruation, ft is a seieneifle
prescription, nnd tho most intelligent
physicians use it. Prepared l>y Dr. J.
ifradflcld. Atlanta,; «». |W<*: tnrt al».
76.fRWg*r size, gl.BO. For sale by \\. 1.
Davenport A Hon. druggists.
Patrick (dressing for n party)—
‘Bo dad now nnd I slm’nt bo able
to'get on those boots till I’ve worn
them a toimo or two."
. , l|ow H Wus Done.
‘•flow do you manage." sni
> you manage." Maid a lady to
her friend “to app< ar ho happy and good
naturrd all the time? “1 alwaya have
Parker'* Gingt r Tonie handy," was the
reply, “nnd thna coaily keep myself and
family in good health. >Vheu 1 am wel.
I nlwayfecl good natnred."
flop IIItterH are the Purest mid Rest
Hitters Ever Miulc.
They are compound from Hops, Malt,
Huohu, Mandrake and Daudeloin,—the
oldest, boat and niOKt valuable medioinoH
in the world and contain all the bunt and
moat curative properties of all other rem
edies, being tho greatext Rlood Furiiicr,
Liver Regulator, nnd Lifetnnd Health
KcHtoring Agent on earth. No disease or
ill honlth can possibly long exist where
these Hitters are uaed, ho varied and per
fect are their oporationH.
They give new I i foam I vigor to tho aged
nnd infirm. To all whose employment
cutiHo irregularity of the bowels or urina
ry organ*, or who require an A potter,
i»n any
handle
other niiiko of s'**!*. and
Musical Department
in Ainoricu*, and nil we n»k i.s that you call uini ••vnmino our stock and «ct our |>ric«-« before purch
liiK el*o where. Iteineinber, we pay all freight, and deliver tho inati uroent to you with *tool, inutruc-
tlon book, etc., at a Riven price, ai.d then* is no cxtiu chargo for anything, mid beside* all this, alve
you a home guarantee, no that yon look to us if anything should happen to your iimtrutnenl, in*tead
of to Millie one hundred' of mile* away. Wc *l*n <lc*lro to call your attention to the fact that it in
iriitt-h niter to buy a Plano or Organ from those who live amongst you, who have got to build up ami
sustain a reputation for rolling good instrument*, than to rend off from homo, or buy from some one
who truvcD about from place to place, stopping a week or two here and there, with no *ixed place of
butinc**. We uI*o keep the hirgriit stock of Violin, ViollneoHo, Guitar and l!an|o String* to le f«
ft* the city. We keep constantly on hand a complete stock of
SPECTACLES AND EYEGLASSES!
ul have In.trumentx for test I us jour eyes
iMtainJost what you need.
Sewing Macliines.'
Tonic ami inild Stimulant, Hop Hitters
ure i a valuable, being highly curative, ton
i« and stimulating, without intoxicating.
No matter what ‘your feeling or symp
toms are. what tho disease or ailments is,
use Hop Hitters. Don’t wait until you are
sick, but if you only feel bad or misern-
ble, ubo Hop Hitters at once. It may save
your life. Hundreds have been saved by
so doing. $5oo will bo paid for a ease
they will not euro or help.
Donut stiller or let your friends suiter,
but Use Itml Urge them to use Hop Hitters.
Remember, Hop Hittera is no vile, drug-
B ed drunken nostrum, bat tho purest nnd
eat Medicine over made; tho “Invalid's
Friend and Hope," and no person or fam
ily should ho without them. Try the
Hitters to-day.
Wc have the Davi*. William* dinner, mid Wheeler & Wilson So. 8, beside* several .second h:ind
machine* which we have put tn perfect order, and will i-ell very low. The “Davis” lake* the lend of
all Sewing Machine*, and we challenge any one to do the same work in a given length of time on any
machine that call lie done on the Davie. We have Needle*, Attachment*, nnd part* lor all machine*,
an.I the beat Hewing Machine Oil hi the market.
Our Worli Department
nvaioiixnES-'sr loam.
•• prepared to tu-gotluto |.oan* for plantei
GET THE BEST!
All tho legends connected with
. southern blood hound, have to
give way when a tramp throws tlie
nnimals over tlie fence ns lust ns
they come up to hiiu.
A flood Foundation.
In American households tin- prevailing
complaints are weakness of the stomach
and Its consequences. Indigestion. Ncrv
ousness nnd Rheumat' ~
houmatism. Such sufferers
can lay ag ood foundation tor health liy
using Father's Ginger Tanio as it tones
np too stomach uud nerves, ami keeps
tho kidney, active to carry off tlie foul
matter.—Jf. 0. J'ieuyunr.
TT M i
"Has there banana body
down>trcet ?” she inquired, with
a suite. And ns the last word was
uttered she went down down
“kerflop!”
LiDY Heai'TIFiehs—Ladies you cau-
notmnko fair skin, rosy cheeks, and
sparkling eyes with all Ute cosmetics of
" Franco or Msntifien of the world, while
in poor health and nothing will givo you
such rich blood, good health, strength
nnd beauty te Hup Bitters. A trial is
certain In proof. lilts t /’. >
SURECURE
for nil diseases of the Kidneys and
—LIVER—
XI ho* apcolflo action on this most Important
organ, enabling It to throw off torpidity and |
.inaction, otlmulatlug tho healthy accretlou
i of tho DUc, and by keeping tho bowel* in freo
' condition, offteotlng 1U regular discharge.
Mnlarlfl Xfjrouaro*uflbringirom
maiai Ida malaria, have the chills,
aro bllion*, dyspeptic, or constipated. Kid-
ney-Wort willauroly relieve & quickly ouro.!
• lathi* teaaou toelcanso theSyitem, every \
ono should tako a thorough ooume of it. til)
SOLD BY DRUQOI8T8. Price * I.
KIDNEY-WORT
SLATES, PENCILS,
PAPER AND ENVELOPES!
Klc., Ele., Etc.,
FOR THE TEACHERS
THE
Cheapest and Beet
next door east of .Shaw’s dry goods store,
where ho is littid up in good shape ami
is prepared lo furnish nil nrticles in his
line, and a good many little trioka be
sides. Ilo*asks nil his friends nnd tho
rest of mankind to call and see him in
now quarters.
Aug. 25, ml
J. £. SIMM,
JEWELER,
West Side Spare, Anioriciis, (ia„
CA11R1K8
A SPLENDID STOCK
falclies 8 Jewelry
TOWN!
AGNES AYCOCK.
23 I A MON Jj
Tlio Iiatost Xloslgunt.
ALL REPAIR WORK
PROIIPTI.V ATTENDED TO
J. E. SULEVAN.
i) i)
Tmilc 1) I 1 D
I) U L)
D ii o b ©
FOR THE BLOOD.
AS IT TAKES
DIAMOND TO CUT DIAMOND,
80 IT TAKES
DIAMOND DROPS TO CURE
SYPIlirslS, IIKKUItlATIS.n,
CONSUMPTION, Kl'ZEMA,
Olil Sore* null all Scrofulous Tnlut*.
Kudor*ed liy Leading Phyelclaus I
The Celebrated Cooper Traction and Farm Engines!
POU SALE. ]
Mill Hngines and Saw Mills furnished to order. These Engine* are unsurpassed.
Mrs. M, T. ELAM Life and. Fire Insurance !
Ft. T. BYRD tfc CO.
Amuucuh, Ga., July 2,1882 3m
HAS JI’ST HKCKIVKD A
NEW
Com Moose!
Cadet WbiUker, of ear notoriety,
- j .U traveling through Georgia de
lit
livering a lecture.
: _ tSTTb# . Diamond Dyes alwaya do more
than they claim to do. Color over that
old dress. It will look like new. Only
Hhesmla
When a burglar makes a raid on
the dwelling of an o litor, the only
thing tho burglar takes, when be
leaves, is bis departure.
FULL ASSORTMENT
1 have rented tin*
SIIilUNK IUlICK BUILDING, j
on the Ka*t *IJe of th-»* Public K«|uar**, |
AMERIU'S, -
W. B. OLIVER,
DRAPER i TAILOR
AMKItrrt'S, GEOltOIA.
Over Nr!iaai|ieW, Honey Ar Kins's.
— THE CASH MEROnANTS,!-
LAUAU ST., AMERICUS, GA.,
HAVE ON HAND A COMl’EETESTOCK
FANCY AND FAMILY :
GROCERIES!
rrilEST AND 1IKST'
INKS AND LIQUOItg
“|i|;inn>ml Dru|)» I* vegetable, and lm* iloijn
more, good iu anil aronml Amcricn* |or the pa*t
len year* U nit any oilier five alterative*,” ami
ivt* liftvt* ncore* of ti**tiinonial* to fbow It. Give
t n trial auil Ut vouvlnccd. Price $1,00, For
ir. T. JtA t ENVOllT .b SON,
CHAMPAGNE,
GINGER ALE AND
SPARKLING CIDEIt.
AMEHICVS, UA.
Fresh assortment of
O KTIFECTI0.3XT
AND
yk-3NT3Nn:X3 GOOD
s
REST BRANDS OF
TOBACCO AND CIGARS
Wc pay casli for all onr goods nnd oan
offer you
i AN INDUCEMENT!';—
Poll nnd Boo TTn.
j which I will re|Mtir and lia
ready t<
Having received the latest fashions |
from Lomlou and Paris, I sin prepaicil i
to make eloibing to order iu the latest j
! style and best workmnnsliip. I am also
OA., 1 prepared to do Dyeing nml Repairing in I
} the ne test manner. Call on me w lien 1
, you want anything in my line.
I.aco and Straw Bonnets,
Bound Hats,
Leghorn Flats,
Long Plumes, all colors,
Laces and Flowers
who have not jet purchased tbeir
J*. Xj. PHIOI3.
Amenta*, (1*., May 0, ISM.
ITow Barber Slaop,
SEAUISON FEAGIN, Prop'r.
SCHOOL HATS.
AMEBiLT8,Sept. 19, 1882.
Enrich and revitalise the bltod by ns-
ing Brown's Iron Bitters.
fVESPECTfULLV .nnonneet. tlir T>ablir Ib.l
IV tkrtr BuUrekopn^na .1 dl bnunikoyi.
Ho tlocV r,m. They hn*
l *re better
. customer*.
!!•
Ors. Westbrook & Joiner,
I would rmpectfully an;.ounce to my fueiulc
: and customer* that I have opened up a new barber
j shop iu.
Jlarrotitf Johnson if Co.'s Cotton O/jl n
rhyslcians ami Surgeons,
AN DERSON VILLE,
GEORGIA, I ATTENTn'E HELP. GIVE 1IE A CALL
' aui* SEARKOX FEAOIN. ’
Otiiee at Drug Store of VV. M. Clark. [ ——— ' ^
j J. R. GOriXOTOI S B1UEI SHOP,
C. R. McCRORY,
-Attorney at Law,
ELLA VILLE, Ga.
Collections a Specialt?.
Aphis tr
H?
|(t’ader T. WTieailoy’g Fmre,)|
Atnericus, - - Georgia.
The RxibpfShop of the late ,T. R. Covington
will Ih* continued under the old name. Thanking
the literal akare of pattunace heretofore given,
we expect, by dole a attention to boeinr**, to
“ ■il'rifj.K.'cOVl.VOTOX.
-
'Frenob. Cliip Hats I
IN IILACK AND WHITE.
Illustrated Stock Doctor
EITCYCLOPEBIA!
THE BOOK FOB EVERYBODY.
J. W. J ODD AN, Jr., Agent.
PARKER’S
GINGER TONIC
Aslsvlgaratlii McliduUit Hsvtr Intoxicates
Tbi* delicioim combination of Ginger. Buchu,
J T . , .T. co P ,0,nall0n 01 Bucmi-
Mandrake, Stdlingu. and many other of the best
vegetable remedies known, cure* all disorders of
the bowels, stomach, liver, kidney* and lungs,&i*
Tie Best ud Boreit Cos s l Cura Ever Uud.
If you are iuSmne from Penal. CoriiphiaU.
•NrrvtKuorw, W'akefidnen, Rhnmatism DVipepi
»n. age or any dueaie or mSmiiy, lake ParkrT".
OlJSCT lomc. Il »iU Mrrn-Uxca bnia ltd body
and 5,re you eenUe and vijoc.
IOO DOLLARS
n . 1- 100 DOLLARS