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THE AMERICAS DAILY T1MES-RECORDER: TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 1891 Ilnvr to J*roiionur« It. “Poor Kniakauxi!” the man who iraa toasting his shins at the radiator. • # He wasn't half aa lwul a kiug as the papers made him.” “Tbit may be true,” replied the man in the big brown ulster. “But I notice yon pronounce his name Knl-Uk-a-wali. I think the right pronunciation is Kal- lah-ka-wah.” “Very nearly correct,” observed the man, who was chewing a toothpick. “Kal-a-kah-wah, however, comes a little nearer to it, unless I am much mis taken.” “I have always called it Kal-a-kaw-ah,” remarked the hungry looking man in the slouch hat. “A Sandwich islander wouldn’t know whom von meant by that," spoke up the man with the cork leg. “Kal-a-ka-wah is the way to prononuce it." “Come off!” said the man who had his feet on the table. “What’s the matter with Knl-a-ko-ah?” “Or Kal-a-kah-wah?" suggested the night clerk. “None of you have hit it yet,” piped the fat man with the oily face who was looking over the register. “In Kanaka all the vowels are sounded. The name is Kal-ah-kah-oo-ah.” This broke up the symposium. —Chi cago Tribune. Ill-raking Him I p. A boy of H or 9 years old stood at the corner of Brush and Elizabeth streets the other day with head up and arms folded. lie had three hen’s feathers stnck in his cap. He had a bow sinng to his back, and in a quiver made of bnf- falo hide ho had three or four arrows. In his lielt was the family bread knife and in his right hand was a war club. As he thus stood* casting his eagle eye about him, a telegraph boy came along and stopped and looked him over. The inspection Listed a full minute, and then he asked: “Playing Injun?” “Yea.” “Got a name?” “Red Clond.” “Humph! No go.” “What’s the matter?” “You have been eating bread and but ter with sugar on it, and forgot to wipe off your month. Better stay in the back yard and scare the baby. You’re no big Injun.”—Detroit Free Press. Senator Sawyer is thus quoted by the New York Continent: ‘I think ray relations with Mr. Blaine are as close as those of any man in Washington. I know that Mr, Blaine dues not intend to be a candidate, and would not accept the nomination under any circumstance*. He is perfectly satisfied where he is.’’ A DUTY TO YOntSKLF. It is surprising that people will use a common ordinary pill when they can se cure a valuable English one for the same money. Dr. Acker’s English pills are a positive cure for sick head ache and all liver troubles. They are small, sweet, easily t.-.ken, and do not gripe. For sale by Fleetwood & Rus sell, Americas, Ga. 0 A. A. Simon ton of Carrollton has dining-room table that was used by the family of Gen. Baily before the revolu tionary war. Very popular, very small, very good. I)e Witt’s Little Early Kisers, the pill for constipation, biliousness, sick head ache. Sold by Cooks Pharmacy. A small negress was burned to death on the Williams place in Sumter county, a day or two ago. Her bed accidentally caught fire and ignited her clothes. 4»VV\Vs,\\VNW\S\\VsVa^\WXV\<, for Infants and Children. Bess* DMsrsllsas. Judgement •honld be displayed in baying raedl- elne above all things. In selecting a remedy for any disease, yon should be positive that it contains nothing inju rious to the health. Many remedies on the market leave the patient in a much worse condition, than before taking them. s. s. s. la purely vegetable, and perfectly harmless; the most delicate child can take it with absolute safety. It contains no mercury or minerals of any kind, and yet it never fails to cure the dis eases it is recommended for. Book on Blood and Skin diseases frea Swift Specifto-Co., Atlanta, da “Castor!* Is *o well sdspted to children that I recommend Itas superior to any prescription known to me.” H. A. Aacnxa, M. D., Ill So. Oxford Bt, Brooklyn, N. Y. “The use of ( Csstoris*ls so universal and its merits so well known that it seems a work of supererogation to endorse It Few are the intelligent families who do not keep Csstoria Carlos Martth, D.D., New York City. Late Pastor Bloomlngdalo Beformed Church. Csstoria cures Colic, Constipation, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea. Eructation, Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di* Without injurious medication, •* For several years I have recommended your * Csstoria, * and shall always continue to do so as it has invariably produced beneficial results.” Edwik F. Pardo, M. D., “The Winthrop,” 125th Street and 7th Are., New York City. J. HENRY FREEMAN, 413 COTTON AVE., Contractor * and * Builder. Katlmatas cheerfully furnished. Also dealer In Balding Materi sis, Doors, Sasi, Bids, BricUiglas, Laths, Wall Papers, etc.; Leads, Oils and Averill Mixed Paints, the best in i the world. Call and see me when you need anything in my line. THE MOST RELIABLE! A. J. BUCHANAN. Td Cxktaur Compact, 77 Mdsrat Stkzxt, New Yost. STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES ■■HiCTHBaiHBSi : CORNER COTTON AVENUE AND LAMAR STREET, AMERICU3.GV TELEPHONE No. 40. FREE DELIVERY. r the following Hat uud aeleet what you SCHOFIELD’S IRON WORKS, FOCNDKV ANI) MACHINE WIOV. THE I am the Housekeeper* Friend. I ook o\ i want, snd telephone or send me your order: The largest and finest assortment of Fine Groceries and Canned Goods, consisting I In part of. Arm .ur’s Corned Beer, l.un li Tongue Boast Beef, Tripe, Chipped Beef, Figs i Kcet, Deviled Ham, Salmon, White Kt.h Mackerel. I obs'era. Ham Storage, Chicken I Moup, Tomatoes. Green Corn, Barlet Fears, Apricots, Fresh Fmu-he-, Huesnples, I lck- j els, both keg aud Jar, and in endless variety, Preserves of all kind*. sauces, Catsups ami j Chow Chow. J. S. SCHOFIELD’S SONS & CO., Prop’rs, Manufacturers of Steam Engines, Boilers, Cotton Presses and General Machinery, Cotton Gins, Cane Mills and Saw Mills. Dealers in Mill and Machinists’ Supplies. Special Attention to Repair Work. <l£w-4-7-Gmos MACON, GEORGIA. FOR RENT. A Select Stock of the Finest Fancy Candy. Feb. 25.3m. J. R. HUDSON & CO. PROPRIETORS flmericus-Bottling- Worksi BOTTLERS OF ALL KINDSrOF Soda and Mineral Waters. Cider and Oinger Ale* ORDERS BV MAIL PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. 824 LEE STREET AMERICUS. GEORGIA- R. L. McMATH. E. J. McMATH. B. H. MCMATH A SEAT HOARDER FOR A D1XIK0 ROOK. -Life. II. Had. They were waiting on the corner, and one gave the other alight from hisci- gar. "Let’s see,” said the first after a bit. "haven't we met before?" “Yea, air." “I thought so. Your lace is familiar. Where have I seen yon?’ "I’m a Woodward avenue car con ductor, and ovary morning for the laat three yean you've got on atOanfield, and asked me if this is what I called rapid transit.” "Urn!” growled the other as he went np to the next corner to catch the car.— Detroit Free Pleas. ▼oothfol Imitator*. "For goodness' sake, children," ex claimed the mother, aa die went into the nmeery, “don’t make such a noise! What are you doing’/" And the artleas little innocents ex plained that they were playing theatre, and that a party of the 400 bad jnst broken loose in one of the boxes.—Chi cago Tribnne. An Innovation* "That was u great jewel Mrs. Healing. bury had on last night" ••What waa itT ••It waa a live Brasilian beetle with a big diamond .trapped on lta back. It waa trained to fly around her neck, the. giving the effect of a diamond necklace.'’ —New York San. An Economic*! Stove. Yonng Husband—Well, my dear, did you succeed in finding a stove to salt yon? Yonng Wife—Indeed, I did. Such good lack! I got a stove that will never coat ns a cent for cool. The dealer said it was a self feeder.—New York World. After tlio Lost Act. Sig. Ham—Did you see how I para lyzed the audience in that death scene. By George, they were crying all over the bouse! Stage Manager—Ye*. They knew you weren’t really dead.—Chicago Tritium. Adding tumult to Injurs. Van Dusen (rejected)—You have made me desperate! My death will lie at yonr door, for before to-morrow dawns I shall blow my,brains out! Amy—Oh, i don't think there’s the slightest danger of that!—Life. Wouldn’t Uc Plnttcrcd. “Sir, I bring yon here the bill. It is already receipted. ” i ^ i “Then take it back ngnin to your mas ter. If there iB anything I cannot endnre it is to be flattered.”—Fliegcnde Blatter. The first DhMTWtr, “Now, Johnny,” said papa, "who was Adam?" “He was the man who discovered the wocld," said Johnny.—Harper’s Bazar. HU (Jeiertaaate Remark. Walking from the nutlnre, . Tu eery cold and raw."said be. *T like them lav,’ FURNISH THE LATEST PAPERS NOVELS, MAGAi 1 Fashion Plates. Will receive subscriptions for any paper or oubication. ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED. Two dwellings, one of them suitable for boarders. FOR SALE. PLACE. Mardre’s Book Store. flmericus News Go. Central and suburban property at bar gain figures. M. CALLAWAY, Real Estate Agent. McMATH BROTHERS. DEALERS IN Groceries, Provisions, Country Mice BOOTS. SHOES. ETC.. ETC., WHISKEYS, TOBACCO & CIGARS, SPECIALTIES. 207 FORSYTH STREET, AMERICUS, GEORGIA. We Kllelt a share of the patronage of tbetradlagpablle, guaranteeing satisfaction low prices, and good goods. We deliver gooda anywhere In the olty. Call and see us. McMATH BROTHERS. LITTLE MARDRE, The Old Reliable Stationer, 105 FORSYTH STREET, Keeps always on hand a complete assortment of Books and Fine Writing Papers; School Books for every county in Southwest Georgia. Fine * Pictures, # Framed * and $ in * Sheets. Large lot of New Moulding just received. Send in youi Pictures and have-them framed. I lead, others follow. REMEMBER THE PLACE. NOTICE TO MILL MEN. Ihavefbr sal* Two Mill Rocks and fixtures complete, One Rice Mill, One Pol- lsher. One Pan, One Bolting Cloth complete, Three Pelr Denies. One Fifty Horses Power Engine and Boiler, One Planer One Gang Edgar, Five Gins, One Clerk Cotton Clearer, One Prete. Hhanftlnge and Polleya world without end. All or tbe above property will be sold Cheap For Cash or Bankable Papers. dd reu me at Americas or call and see me. C. A. BELL. BAKERY R. F. NEHRING, PROPRIETOR. iicksoi stmt, Older Allen Hem AMERICUS, GA. LIGHT BREAD A SPECIALTY! Otta to Cta tf iO Esii ftopify F3MI Bmi 111 bbWiga tent Mil Country Merchants (applied with bread at wholesale prlceg. A. T. CURRY, Real Estate, Insurance, STOCK AND BOND BROKER. Cordele, Ga. ap!8-ly-d-w lo itl-reii). Book of r*r- J titulars sent FRISK. mm B.M.VVOOLLEY.M.O. Uuk MB? Baseballs, Baseballs, Bats, Bats. Our stock In this line cannot be surpassed la South Georgia. HAMMOCKS! HAMMOCKS! It will pay yon to see ns liefore placing ^our order elsewhere. Cro quet Sets, Croquet Sets! We have just received a fine assortment in this line, and can save you money hy trading with us. We would not forget to call your attention to the fact that we have added to our general line of Books and Stationery a full line of Moulding and Picture Framing ma terial, and we have an experienced man at the head of this department, and can do you as good work as you can have done in Macon or Atlanta Mail orders will receive special attention. ALLISON & AYCOCK, B TT Gr Gr I I will sell you tbe beet buggy In Georgia, price a inequality conaldered. Repairing ol all kinds solicited and exeented promptly and neatly. All work warranted. T. S. GREENE. Cotton Avenue., Opposite Prince's Stables’ Americus, Georgia. 31A IAMAH 8TKF.KT. AMKRICP, GEORGIA, B. T. BYED, FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE. REPRESENTING THE SAFESTAND STRONGEST COMPANIES CT^THB WORLD. IosurancO'Placnsd on City and Country Property. Office on dec2S-dlj. t Street, next door below Mayor’s Office. Sans Souci BAR AND f’ESTAURANT W. T. RAGAN, PrOprtetor. w o. 807 Iiamar Street My .Raloon ^nrm.hrf^wlU^t^be.l Winya,JBrandlta, Rnm.GIn and WbUklce that can b# bought for tbe caah. Imported Liquor a Specialty, anything you want to drink from a flan or (’old Milk or Beer Whisky-Sour in Americus. My Ee*taurant la supplied w afford*, and with the best cook n the State, and a set c«a please the moat fastidious. SHINGLES AND * * t LUMBER Having Just finished an outfit to manu facture theabov»» named articles, we are prepared to fnrnlsh them on short notica. Satisfaction guaranteed. Will deliver at Parkers Stntlon, ten miles from Am»rtcus, on X. A. A M. K. K. Address uh at Leslie Ga. . . ; It. a. t> ILSON * CO. LUMBER! Having located a mill etcolib Station, 1 am prepared to furnish Dumber of all klndaop short nolle*. Klratelaaa I-umber furnished on short notice. J W. CASTLEBERRY, M’cblVd-lm. Cobb Station, Ga. SUFFERERS or I'ibfitftunt Youthful Errors by a W. - Tbe Uuige In America* 1* ever ten ycai „ , Inaura* Tor 92A0Q. Assessment* lias ^«m d a C .'&r£ , ' , • ln,at ‘ n “' fc ... „ D. K. BBINBON. Iieporert