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THE AMEBIC US DAILY TIMES-BECOKDER: SUNDAY, JUNE 28, 1891.
THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A DINNER.
. Ways of Entertaining Your Gnr.U Wblcb
I Are Kot Commonplace.
It is very hard to invent anything new
that will help to make a dinner pass off
well and moke it remembered. If one
has money enough and brains it is less
difficult, but there are always so many
people who have more money and quite
as generous an allowance of brains who
have done the thing before and done it
so much better.
The gastronomic part of the dinner is
not considered—that is a matter for the
cook; but there is much more to a good
dinner than food, although some people
will deny this and call it absurd. There
is n great deal in making the dinere at
ease with one another if they chance to
be strangers, and that cannot bo done
bv substituting Little Neck clams for
oysters. But it was done very cleverly
the other night in this city where some
bright young people of New York were
to meet some as clever young people
from two other cities.
When they seated themselves they
found u large, square envelope at each
plate nddressed to each of the dinner
party, and with mutual bows of the
head they opened them with some curi
osity and read them with gradually in
creasing smiles.
Each note began abruptly acfollows:
“My Dear Miss," or “Mr.,” as flic case
was, “This is to assist you getting along
well with the man [or girl] on your
right. His full name is , and he is
interested in , noted for , talks
well on , and becomes tiresome on
his special hobby, which is ." Then
followed a warning not to speak of such
and snch topics, or to refer to this or
that political, religious or public ques
tion in terms of disrespect.
Of course the notes were at once passed
on to the man on the right, and so on
aronnd the table, and the ice in conse
quence was broken at once. It is just
as well to remember, howover. that the
writer of the notes should possess great
tact, and not too keen a cense of humor
because the slightest jest which might
offend would be fatal.
The opportunities in the way of din
ner cards and menu cards ore vast
Sometimes they can be made very pleas
ant reading by clever quotations under
the names, which compliment or satirize
the (linen, and sometimes they can be
made very valuable by nutographs and
sketches by clever artists.
One man in Philadelphia, wlm is noted
for this sort of thing, gave a dinner to a
theatre party who were going to see
Henry Irving, and had the menn cards
made of photographs of the actor, with
bis and Miss Terry’s autograph under
neath. At another time bo gave u din
ner at the Rittenbonse club to a dozen
men. on which occasiqp the menn cards
were printed without punctuation and
ill a solid block of type, something like
this: “Littlcneckclamspeasonpwhitebait
if tliestewardcannotgetwhitebaitbroileds
meltsiambsbrains," etc. Thb card end
ed with, “Cheeseandtheusualswcetthiugs
C< tffeeaudlargef; atexpensivecigars."
Some menn cards now have places for
the autographs of the diners, and some
time during the dinner they nre started
ironnd the table with stylographic pens,
ind every one present signs his name to
-very other person's card nntil he gets
his own back again.—New York Even
ing Sun.
A London Method.
London is covered with houses which
have been huddled together anyhow by
the speculative builder, on borrowed
money, and without mnch, if any, re
gard for the comfort or convenience of
the persons who are doomed to inhabit
them, now the thing is worked was
briefly explained the other day in the
bankruptcy court A receiving order
wns made against a builder who began
business thirty years ngo, admittedly
without any capital. In due time he
became a bankrupt That, we may as
sume, did not hurt him very much.
At any rate, we shortly afterward find
him carrying on his business again, and
then in tho course of another nine years
ho onco more found his way into the
bankruptcy court On that occasion
there was tho choerful payment of one
shilling in the pound—an unusually
Jirge dividend under the circumstances.
On he went again, more gayly than be
fore. Then ho “worked” several build
ing estates with a firm of solicitors, but
somehow or other that did not answer,
nnd consequently that enterprising gen
tleman made his third appearance in the
court Thus do the gods qometimea
persecute those whom they love.—Lon
don Herald.
Wood Like Steel.
Jarrali wood forms the subject of an
interesting article in The Eew Bulletin.
This wood, a native of western Australia
and a species of eucalyptus, has several
valuable properties which fit it for special
uses, but it is so hard that it cannot be
easily worked with ordinary tools. Were
it not for the fact that ships ore now
mostly built of steel jarrah wood would
form a valuable material for their con
struction, for vessels built of it have after
twenty-five years’ service been found as
sound os when launched, although they
liavo not been sheathed with copper.
Tho Kew authorities have been in com
munication with some of the London
vestries, and as a result jarrah wood is
being tried in the London streets for
paving purposes.
Something Like Leather.
Student (from Pontefract, alias Pom-
frot>—I say, professor, whatever did
they make soldiers' shoes of in Caesar’s
time?
Professor—Of leather, I presume. Was
there anything more suitable in those
days, do yon think?
Student—No; but not the kind we uae,
you know. 'Ow do you think the hides
of March would 'are answered?—Puck.
HU First Stump Speech.
“Talking of campaign speeches re
minds me,” said Senator Graham, of
Nashville, “of the first speech that Char
ley* Fairbanks, of Indianapolis, ever
made. Fairbanks, yon know, is a genial,
whble-sonled gentleman, with plenty of
jury eloquence, but at the time of which
I speak had no experience on the stump.
One day I met him and he seemed con
siderably worried.
“ ’Graham,’ said he, '1 have been in
vited to address a political meeting at
, and you know I never did any
thing of the kind in my life. I haven't
a bit of confidence in myself and 1 am
afraid l cannot hold the crowd. Yon
are up in this kind of thing and I want
yon to post me a little.’
“I never wanted to laugh ho mnch in
my life, but Fairbanks' woebegone
face told me plainer than words that he
was very mnch in earnest. So I gave
him all the points I could bring fo mind.
I remember that I said that an auctioneer
always held his crowd by entertainini
it, and told him to imagine himself
an auctioneer. Well, ho went to his
meeting, and everything went wrong.
He was placed so that a strong wind
blew through the room, tossing his hair
over his face and giving him a terrible
cold and sore throat.
“The brass baud drowned half he said,
and the small boy got in his deadly
work. I met him a month or &Flatcr,
and he told me his experiences. ‘Every
time I would feel myself giving way,'
ho exclaimed. ‘I would think of your in
structions to Imagine myself an auc
tioneer, and I guess I entertained them,
for I made myself more of nn auctioneer
than I did a political speaker.’ But
Fairbanks is all over that now. There
is not a better or more effective speaker
in Indiana than he is."—Indianapolis
News.
Photography Applied to Surveying.
Surveyors are becoming more nnd
more indebted to photography for the
way in which it facilitates and improves
their work. For reconnaissance the cam
era offers some pleasant features. The
public is always anxious to know what
an engineer is doing with a transit,
but if he has a map of the country and
an aneroid in bis pockot, so that, by
fences or otherwise, ne can tell pretty
nearly where be is, be is only an ama
tcur artist, making views of scenery,
and the fanner is not suspicions that he
wants to run a railroad through his corn
crib. Sncb pictures as may thus be se
cured, undoretandingly used, may help
to decide where a line will probably lie
best, so far os the general features of
the country are concerned.
Progress is the order of the day. It
is not long since the engineer who used
camera to take occasional or semi-
occasional records of the progress of hit
work was looked upon os putting on airs.
Now, however, the bine print and the
camera come in very handily, so much
so that it is not the engineer who nses
them, bnt rather the one who docs not,
who is the exception. Tho engineer is
not likely to dispense just now with his
transit, bat ho who avails himself of
snch help as photography can give him.
especially in snch work as making close
topographical surveys, will have a very
great advantage over him who does not
—New York Commercial Advertiser.
The ifon-Comprsbeaslea ef a Word.
The Head Waiter-Isn' yo' gwine V
tip me, sah?
Mr. Hayborn — Lord, not I won’t
touch yer. Yon ain't been very 'tenttve,
but I don’t lay it up agin yer'nought?
lay hsnda on yer.—Judge.
Cat* as Chronometers.
An acute observer of contemporary
life remarked the other day that the
typical cat devoted each one of his nine
lives solely to the cultivation of his voice.
The statement, although obviously ex
aggerated, serves very well to convey
the impression which the cat has made
upon those who know him best. The
weasel having largely supplanted him os
a rat and mouse exterminator ho has
come to be regarded as an animal of leis
ure, mnch given to music, but bearing
few or none of the practical hardens of
existence. Bat attention has lately been
directed to the fact that the Chinese use
cats to tell time.
A Celestial who was asked what o’clock
it was took up a cat and examined it,
and replied that it was two hours past
noon. On being asked how ho told time'
in that way he explained that the pupils
of a cat’s eyes were largest in the morn
ing, and that they gradually grew
smaller as the light increased till they
reached their minimum at noon; that
then they began to widen again till at
night they onco more became large.—
New York Tribune.
Early Minstrel Sliows.
It was in tho early fifties that minstrel
shows first became so popular ia tho
States, and in 1857 Jock Raynor, who
used to bo middleman and bass singer
for E. P. Christie when his troupe
played in old Mechanics’ hall, at No. 473
Broadway, New York, started the first
Christie minstrels in London. Raynor
is one of tho few old timers still'alive,
ind he lives in Paterson, N. J., to-day.
Another of the old leaders to the front is
Dick Hooley, who used to bo with
Campbell's for years and afterward run
a minstrel theatre of his own in Brook
lyn. What’s he doing now, d’you say?
Why, it’s the samo Dick Hooley, of
Hooloy’s theatre, Chicago, today, and
the some Cool White that was. middle
man and stage manager of the Hooley
Opera booso of tho war times, is mana
ger of Hooley’s theatre today.--J. W.
McAndrews in Chicago Herald.
A Mooted Pronunciation.
The chores “O ho ro, i ri ri cadul gu
Io” in Sir Walter Scott's poem “The Lul
laby of on Infant Chief” means, freely
translated, “Bye, bye, lullaby, sleep till
the mom." The pronunciation is, “Ohoro,
ercre, cawdlegnlaw;” at least, so say two
Bcofch women, members of my house
hold, who are direct from the highlands
of Scotland, and who dally speak the Gae
lic In preference to the English language.
—Cor. Boston Transcript
It is not in color only that domesti
cated cate differ -widely. There is the
gloved cat of NuHa, tho Chinese cat
with ears tamed down Instead of up,
the twfated tail cat of Madagascar, the
short, truncated tail cat of the Malay
Archipelago, and tho entirely tailless
cat of tho Isle of Man.
To Printers and Publisher*.
The Times Publishing Company has
for sale n portion of the newspaper and
job outfit made surplus by the recent
consolidation of tho Times and Recor
der, consisting of one cylinder newspa
per press, two Gordon job presses, one
Hem paper cutter, one perforator, si
stands, two Imposing stones and tables,
tive hundred pounds of nows type, etc.
This material and these presses ate
viitu.dly new, having been in use only
year. A great, bargain lu prices and
terms can be secured by the right par
ties, Address the Times Pcklibhix
Company, Amerlcus, (la.
Muguut, or lily of the valley green
frasier or strawberry leaf, emetald atid
Russian are among the more subdued
greens.
A funeral took place tho other day at
Hannibal, M<>., at which six young
women officiated as pall bearers.
Tli» Witty Irishman,
When told y a doctor that his liver was
almost gone, said: “Faith, it’s glad '
am, It’s allers bothered me.”
The liter, more than any other organ,
is the inoex to the body. With a mor
bid liver the entire system is out of gear.
Most powerful for tho restoration of
this “citadel of health” is Dr Pierce’
Golden Medical Discovery. Its action Is
direct, prompt, etToctual. Recommend
ed by eminent physicians, it has gained
a universal reputation as the “C
Liver Regulator.” Correct the liver aud
you cure many ills The * Golden Med
ical Discovery” Is warranted In all cases
of liver disease and blood disorders to
benefit or cure or money promptly and
cheerfully refunded.
Lace straw Is quite as transparent as
the inetal laces and trellis-like founds-
fcions one secs everywhere ia millinery.
Pigmies vs. (Hunts.
Lilliputian as they are in size (being
no larger than mustard seeds), they
achieve results that their Hrobditignagi
an opponents utterly fail in. We refe
to the efficacy of the powerful prepare’
tion known as I)r. Pierce’s Pleasant Pel
lets, compared with that of their gigam
tic competitors, the old stylo . pill. Try
the little giants when dyspepsia, 11
complaints, constipation, hilliousness,
or any kindred ills, assail y«*u, nnd you
will make no mistake—tliey'U’disappear
at once.
It has been only about sixty years
since a great mathematician demonstrat
ed that a steamship could never cross
the Atlantic, because it would be 1m
possible for her to carry enough fuel to
last during the trip.
THAT TKRRIBLK COUGH
In the morning, hurried or difficult
breathing, raising phlegm, tightness in
the chest, quickened pulso chillness in
the evening or sweats at night, all or
any of these things are the first st
of consumption. Dr. Acker’s English
Cough Remedy will cure these fearful
symptoms, and is Bold under a positive
guarantee by Feetwood & Russell,
Amcrieus, Go. 5
The daughters of the princess of
Wales are reported as having no taste
in clothes.
18 LIFE WORTH LIVING f
Not if you go through the world a dys
peptic. Dr. Acker’s Dyspepsia Tablets
are a positive euro for the worst forms
of Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Flatulenoy
nnd Constipation. Guaranteed and sola
by Fleetwood & Russell,Amerlcus, Go. 6
Mrs. P. D. Osgood lias been post
mistress at Per.obscott, Me., for2t
years.
For Over Fifty Year#
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup has been
used for children teething. It soothes
tho child, softens the gums, allays all
pain, cures wind colic, and Is the best
remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents
a bottle. Sold by all druggists through
out tho world.
When Baby was sick, we gave Her Castorla.
When she was a Child, she cried for Csstoria.
When she became Hiss, she clung to Castorla.
When she bed Children, she gave them Cestoria.
Skin and scalp diseases, the heat, at
times a running Roro, the body entirely
covered with sores ns largo as a quarter
of a dollar, and no medicine had the de
sired effect until P. P. P. was taken.
The disease yielded at once, and P. P.
P. provee itsels the best blood purifier
of the age.
Abbott's East Indian Corn Faint
Is a quick cure /or coins, bunions aud
arts.
A nice lot of cigars, smoking tobacco
and pipes at Dr. Eldridge’s Drug Store.
A man in Milwaukee, Wis., saw a wo
man fall down and be helped her up and
spoke words of consolation, and she sent
him a deed of a $5,000 house.
for Infants and Children.
• ^ostorlal^oo wells "spt Jchlldrer *hat
Ir smmend Itusupugrtlf <yprMcri$wkm
ktome." B. A. A2RBxa, M. D.,
Ill So. Oxford 66., Brooklyn, a T.
“The use of ‘ Castorla* Is so universal nnd
Its merits so well known that It seems a work
of supererogation to endorse It Few are the
Intelligent families who do not keep Castorla
within easy reach.” M ^
Carlos Mar-tot, D.D.,
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
ijutft * cures eeosfipttloft
Lour & jmach, DiarrVea. Eruv jtU »
Kills Worms, fjrem sleep, and pr /motes <h-
WitEout injurious medication.
M For several years I hare recommended
your ‘ Castorla. * and shall always continue to
do so as It haalnrariably produoed beneficial
results.”
Edwin F. Pardsx, K. D n
“Tho Wlnthrop," liSth Street and Tth Are,
New York City.
Tn CxNTAua Company, 77 Mcebay Strut, New Yoke.
For Bent! For Bent!
THREE NICE NEW COTTAGE HOMES, $i2.50 EACH.
ONE HANDSOME NEW RESIDENCE, $25.00.
ONE FIVE ROOM RESIDENCE, $10.00.
ONE HOTEL
A SNUG HOME.
Part Cash, Balance monthly to the
Company.
Loan
See my list of Bargains for Vacant and Improved Property,
M. CALLAWAY,
Real Estate Agent.
C. M. WHEATLEY, l’res’t.
CRAWFORD WHEATLEY, Vice l’res’t.
B. n. JOSSEY, Seo’y A Treaa.
C. C. STONE, Supt.
The Amerlcus Construction Company,
Suoc
Dry
Successors to C. M. Wheatley A Co.
Have the largest (took of
guaranteed Curt for Piles of -whatever
•riudotdosrco—Er ernal, Internal, Wind
or Weeding, Ilcliir g, Chronic, Recent or
Hereditary. $1.00 i box; 8 boxee, $5.00.
I u Sent by mail, prepaid, on receipt of prioo.
TT TV /1—D tn ~T~> We gnaraaloo tor ire any caso of Piles,
lvl !■ I? A I li Goarantood and aoL inly by
Roth 'Rough and Dressed, ever held in the city, wltb*unequalled capacity
for the execution of line work. They will furnish the trade with
Sash, Doors, Blinds, Mantels, Stairwork, Pulpits, Pews,
COUNTERS, SHELVING, MOULDINGS, ORNAMENTS, STO.
Prompt attention given all orders. Write for Catalogue and prices
This is the'ivay
with the Ball corset: if you
want ease and shapeliness,
you buy it—but you don’t
keep it unless you like it.
After two or three weeks’
wear, you can return it and
have your money.
Comfort isn’t all of it
though. Soft Eyelets, and
"bones” that can’t break or
kink—Ball’s corsets have
both of these.
Forralelby GEO. D, WHEATLEY.
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The Amerieus Refrigerating Go.
Respectfully state that their new Ice Factory will start the
manufacture of Ice in a short time and will be prepared to
furnish Pure Crystal Ice in any quantity from a pound to a
car load. Their Refrigerating Chambers will also soon be in
readiness for the preservation of all perishable food products
and will be perfect iu every particular. For further partic
ulars either telephone, write or call on
THE AMERICUS REFRIGERATING CO.,
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^Furniture, Baby Carriages, Refrigerators,
METALIC CASES, CASKETS AND COFFINS.
405 Cotton Avenue,
Night calls for coffins at night attended to by O. O. Loving, at rustdenos west aids Brown
treet. Burial robes always on hand. may 23-ly.
The Turning Point
I. Is natural, for
.▼•always been
S. S. S. for |
CAMCBHOr THM HtW,
T7LOCKS AMD SOUS.
ALL 8K1M Disaitts.
A treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
PUS on application.
Druggist* Btll It• g
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawer I, Atlanta, Ga#
E. T. BYED,
FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE
REPRESENTING IRE SiFESTAND STRONGEST COMPANIES INjIHE^WORLD.
Ininnoee placed on City and Country Property.
Offloe on Jackaon Street, next door below Mayor’. Office.
DUNLAP HATS.
THE LATEST STYLES AND SHAPES.
ARTHUR RYLANDER,
Comer Lamar and Jackson St
‘An Ideal Summer Roort "—FlexnvW.
Guady.
SWEET WATER PARK HOTEL,
Limit Bpring-, Georgia.
^S United aniWSMB
natural mln.nl water. In the world free.
Illgb-clauacoommodatlons lor C00 (peals.
HU.ration 1,000 feet. Para pine woods uir.
No malaria, The greet Piedmont Clmutuu.
qua, with It. brilliant attraction*. Auk
Ion portal,
in L —
May 19.
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Prop
Dissolution,
Ths firm of Andrews A Carter Js this day
dissolved by mutual consent, ft. M. Andrea s
retiring. He wLI be sucreeded by C. O. Car
ter and ths firm herein tor wilt ae C, C. Car
ter, who assumes all the liabilities of the lute
firm of Andrews A Carter and will collect at!
debts due them. C. C. carter also luummotr
all liabilities aud will collect all debts dus
the firm of Argo A Andrews. r
It. M, Andkkyvm,
C. C. Cautkk.
In retiring from the firm of Andrew* A
Carter I return thanks to the public for the
generous patronage bestowed, and oespeak
for the new firm a continuance of the mum#
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We are now prei
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cash prices. Par*
LOA-jSTS.
Loans negotiated at LOWEbT RATES.
Easy payments, on city or farm lands.
J. 3. HAXKSLKY,
not 5 ly Amerieus, Georgia.