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THE AMERICUS DAILY TlMES-RECOhDER: WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 1891.
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At good as lie iff
—dait’s the condition of liver, stom
ach and bowels, when Dr. Pierce’s
Fteaaant Pellets have done their
work. It’s a work that isn’t fin
ished when you’ve stopped taking
them, either. It’s lasting. They
cure, as well as relieve. And it s
.11 done so mildly and gently 1
There’* none of the violence that
Went with the old-time pill. One
tiny, sugar-coated Pellet’s a gentle
laxative—three to four act as a
cathartic. Sick Headache, Bilious
fft.fdii.ha, Constipation, Indiges
tion, Bilious Attacks, and all de
rangements of the stomach and
bowels, are prevented, relieved and
eared. As a Liver Pill, they’re un
equaled. They’re purely vegetable,
perfectly harmloss—tbo smallest,
cheapest, and easiest to take.
.They’re the cheapest pill you can
bay, because they’re guaranteed to
^fve satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get Can you ask more?
That’s the veetdiar plan all Dr.
Pierce’s medicines are sold on.
THE GREAT TONIC.
Peerifts Me Bleed. Aids Blgsstion.
Purely Vegetable.
tmm ^oirnm qtbesi
t7p * m "*•
.--—a YKr* wed 11 to? my
f erer since with food result*.
- m u a. bowers.
•arUBtlbhd • fatly
4 case of Scrofula, so pronounced by
•beet doctors In the dyr of Columbus.
‘ < poor w. W. a (Wool-
_ rex and am to day m well
ClStJlll Hook no other med
BLOOD and SKIN
DI8EASES
B.B. Be
! ' Botanic Blood Balm
l» Curse SCROFULA, ULCERS. SALT 1
It t«urca IIIIUM. eczema, enryl
Ism st malignant SKIN ERUPTION, Of <
iMm Mit tMeaelni Is toning op the .
irtieis ins mterlng the constitution.
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alnoit sagtrasisNl healing propertlu |
Justify ss Is “
guaranteeing a
MllMtS.
IT FREE
SLOOD BALM CO., AlUnta. Ga.
OUCLAS
;-j,X.0^1srS.
Loans negotiated nt LOWEST RATES,
■aey payments, on city or farm lands.
J. J. HANESLEV,
ott t ly Americas, Georgia
SUFFERERS
•-OFi-
Ybuthful Errors
I*at Manhood, Bui, Decay, etc.,
Me., Mn secure a home treatise free
*-Taddressing* fellow sufte.er 0.
•Lo«k, P. O. Box SIS. Roan..he.
A Comedy of Errors.
Attorney C. C. Babcock Is a very hon
•at looking young gentleman, and yet ho
was twice taken for a thief and ones for
; a dead l>eat.
Mr. Babcock went into a restaurant on
Third street and deposited his umbrella
in the rack and hung his black Derby
hat on a nickel plated hat hook. When
the disciple of Blackstone had finished
his repast he walked over to the wall and
took what be supposed was his hat, put
it on and started toward the counter to
pay for his breakfast.
An athletic looking gentleman, who
was eating his morning repast and watch
ing his portable property, roared out:
“Come back here, sir, and leave my
hat.”
All the ladies and gentlemen in the
restaurant watched Mr. Babcock as he
replaced the hat and took his own.
The young lawyer was as mad as a hor
net and somewhat confused at the con'
tretemps. Then ho walked over to the
umbrella rack and picked up an um
brella. The observant gentleman whose
hat Mr. Baltcock had taken noticed that
it was his umbrella that was being carried
off, and he shouted in stentorian tones:
“Drop that umbrella or I’ll hand you
over to the police.”
Mr. Babcock saw that he had made a
second mistake, and soon fished his own
rain shedder from among the many
others that were in the rack.
Then ho left the restaurant, and he
was called back by the cashier, who
came to the door and excitedly said:
“Hadn’t you better come back and
pay for your breakfast? You will at least
avoid being handed over to the police.”
As he still had his check for a flfty-
cent breakfast in his hand, Mr. Bab
cock walked back and paid his bill, with
the eyes of every lady and gentleman In
the place fixed suspiciously upon him.
One elderly lady audibly remarked:
“He don’t look like a thief, but you can’t
tell by looks nowadays what a person is,
as good clothes don’t cost much.”-Seat
tle Press.
Notice!
The patrons of Tns Times-Recorder
are urged to pay promptly the bills
which are now due for subscription, ad
vertising and job work for the past
month. A newspaper has to pay its
labor the cash weekly, aud on the first
of the month it Is necessary for all its
bills to be promptly collected.
The current expenses of The Time*-
Kecorder establishment are about $50
per day, which must be paid every
Monday without fail or delay.
We are therefore compelled to press
collections; and while the small bills
that some owe may cause them to re
gard the matter as insignificant, these
small accounts aggregate several thou
sand dollars, which we are compelled to
collect promptly to meet our obligations.
A newspaper can’t run a week with
out money; so come up to the captain’s
office and settle.
Times Publishing Company.
The census office tobacco statistics of
Georgia show that the total number of
planters in the state during the census
year was 3,299; total area devoted to to
bacco, 800 acres; total product, 263,752
pounds, and value of crop to producers,
$28,556. J
i l & Geo.
(Huccesaorn o W. L. Mardre.)
SCHOOL BOOKS
No Flies on This
With the Tong..
A great deal of laughter has been ex
pended on womankind for taking the
broom as a weapon in “shooing” an
enemy, but, after all, why should not
ono use the implement to which she is
most accustomed? Great executinh is
possible with the weapon of our choice,
as an English Indy, living in Canada, has
proved.
She was one day greatly interested in
putting out the family washing to dry.
Sheets aud tablecloths were on the line,
which, to her horror, suddenly fell,
dropping her sjiotless clothes in the dirt.
A largo buck, caught by the antlers,
was tlie cause of the trouble. There was
not a man within five miles—they hod
all gone to a neighbor's for the day. The
deer plunged about, and the lady Bcream-
ed. Something had to be done, and done
at once. There was a fine gun in the
house, loaded, but the lady would not ap
proach it, as firearms were her especial
dread.
Among her many possessions sho had
a large pair of tongs. She thoroughly
understood this firearm, and witli ail her
housewifely instincts outraged, shoscizod
them and licgan the attack.
Within five minutes the buck's skull
was pounded to a jelly, and then the vic
tor, her clothing slightly torn, sat down
and indulged in a good cry.—Forest and
Stream.
Trout sod Superstition.
The trout is derived from a word mean-
lng to eat, just as salmon from one mean
ing to leap. The former fish has acquired
some celebrity in folk medicine. Thus it
lu a superstition of Shropshire that a pin
dish full of cider should be takon down
to a river and a good sized trout caught
and drownod in the cider, would a per
son recover from the whooping cough.
Trout and cider were then to be carefully
carried bock to the house, and the sick
person must eat the trout after it has
been fried and drink the cider. In North
umberland for the same ailment a trout's
head is put into the mouth of the suf
ferer, and, as it is said, tho trout is left
to breathe in the patient's mouth. Still
more curiously, Mr, Henderson relates
that a friend, when fishing in Cleveland,
was asked by a peasant to give him a
“wick” (live) trout to lay on the stomach
of ono of his children who was much
troubled with worms, a trout so applied
being a certain cure for the complaint.—
Gentleman's Hngozino.
Nina Tailors Make s Man.
Everybody lias heard of the saying
that it takes nine tailors to make a man,
and the general supposition is that it re
flects upon tailors in some indefinite man
ner, and no one knows where the saying
originated. Now, the truth is that the
saying is misquoted, and the proper word
is toilers, or tellers, not tailors, as often
written, and its origin can he traced
back several centuries.
It was one of the customs wuen a per
son died in the parish to toll the church
bell once for every year of the deceased's
life. But nobody from this could tell
tho sex of tiie departed, so the sexton,
to gratify public curiosity, after ringing
in the usual way the number of years,
would give eight quick strokes if tho de
ceased was a woman and nine if it was a
man. This being rung at the cud of the
strokes for tho years were called tailers,
and thus nino tailers raado a man.—
Golden Days
Understood tlis Case.
Stranger—I should like to retain you
in an important case. It is a fight over
a child.
Great Lawyer—Between husband and
wife?
"No, sho is an orphan and lias no near
relatives. Tho contest is between dis
tant relatives on be Ah sides of the
house.
Ah, I sec. How much is she heiress
tor-New York Weekly.
In the statistics of the Protestant Epis
copal church in the United States there
ban increase la the number of Sunday
school scholars for tho year 1888-80
amounting nearly to 83,000, nearly a
quarter of the increase being in Psnnsyft
Tania.
Let the World Know You Are In It.
It seems almost a crime for a man to
“hide his light under a bushel.” If he
has something low that will benefit the
human race, ho should mako it known
Old fogy physicians tread the beaten
path of their grandfathers, denounces
advertised remedies, and never learn
anything new. Medical science knows
no parallel to Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pre
scription, compounded by a physician of
skill and long experience, especially for
the maladies which alllict women. It
effects a permanent cure of those ago
nising disorders which attack her frail
organism, and is an anchor alike to deli
cate girls and suffering women; contains
no deleterious drugs. A gnamnteo on
tho bottle-wrapper, refunding tbo price
in case of failuro. Of druggists, $1.00.
At New York, Dr. Austin Flint, A. C.
Brown and Robert Moslay, as commis
sioners, with a sheriiTs jury held an iu-
quisition into the mental condition of II.
Victor Newcomb, the Wall street broker,
and adjudged him a lunatic.
DO NOT SUFFUIl ANY LONGER.
Knowing that a cough can be checked
In a day, and the first stages of con
sumption broken in a week, wo hereby
guarantee Dr. Acker’s English Cough
Remedy, and will refund the money to
all who buy, take it as per direction, and
do not find our statement correct. For
sale by Fleetwood A Russell, Americus,
Ga. 1
Sanannaii, Ga., March 25, 1880.
Messrs. Lippman Bugs: l was suf
fering with woakness and general debili
ty, being almost incapacitated from at
tending to my business. I was forced
to call on Dr. Whitehead for treatment.
He at once put me on P. P. P. (Prickly
Ash, Poke Root and Potassium), and af
ter taking two or throe bottles my health
improved, and, although suffering for
somo timo with general weakness, de
bility and catarrh, nm now comparative
ly a well man.
E. B. Forkkii,
With Cornwell A Chipman.
According to the census office, tho free
school pupils who received instructions
in Georgia last year numbered 342,562,
against 237,142 in 1880, a gain of about
44 per cent.
The Rich Man's Son.
And he inherits COR white hands.
And tender Aesb tbst leers the cold.
Like soft hands and tender flesh, many
diseases ore inherited; especially tenden
cies to asthma, consumption, bronchitis
and stomach and liver troubles; but there
is a remedy, known as the “Golden Med
ical Discovery," which overcomes these
diseases, and cuts off all tendencies to
ward n fatal result. Dr. Pierce of Buf
falo lias put this remedy within the
reach of all, so that even the poor as
well as the rich can obtain («. It is
worth more to yon than “piles of brick
and stone and gold." Ask your druggist
for it. It's guaranteed to benefit or
euro in every case, or money paid for it
will bo refunded.
The Athens Banner thinks the Classic
City would tako on a new growth with a
new hotel.
DR. ACKEIfg ENGLISH FILLS
Are active, effective and puro. For sick
headache, disordered stomach, loss of
appetite, bad complexion and bilious
ness, they have never been equated,
oither in America or abroad. For sale
by Fleetwood A Russell, Americus, Ga.
That tired feeling, pains in the back
and chest, distress after eating, head-
haches and like affections, are overcome
and cured by P. P. P. (Prickly Ash, Poke
Root and Potassium.)
July 14, d!2t-w2t.
BIG REDUCTION ON ALL SUMMER G00D8
Aro now being mado throughout
John R Shaw’s
Mammoth Stock of
[>fl
45th Semi-Annual Grand Clearance Sale of
Men’s, Youths,’ Boys’ and Children’s
READY MADE CLOTHING
Now in full blast. Stock too large and
varied to enumerate. Prices utterly
smashed and all broke up.
Blank Books,
FINE STATIONERY
SHEET MUSIC,
Daily Papers, Magazines, Fashion
Plates, etc., etc., Bose Ball
Goods, Art Materials,
PICTURES! PICTURES!
Now is the time to take advantage of the great
Bargain Opportunity.
O pp
hpl
RTUNITY HAS NO HAIR
Picture Frames Hade to Order.
chase opportunity when it’s gone past
you once. The bargains are on sale now.
“Take time by the forelock” and come to
The Champion Clothing and Men’s Furnishing Goods House
OF aODTHW
117 Forsyth St.,
ST GA.
Americus, Ga.
CENTRAL RAILROAD OF GEORGIA
SomHwestern Division.
Correct Schedule, No. 22, in Effoot :April ls>, 1891
SAVANNAH He WESTERN DIVISION
No. S,
Dally.
7 40 p m
Hohcdule No. 10, taking effect Apr. 12th, 1831.
ft 00
9 S5
11 20
7 00 a
Between Havn nnah
via Americas,
Leave Savannah
Lyon?...
. AintirU’UH,
'! IJlnnWiglmur
No. 6,
Dally.
7 4l!p n*
.nirmlnirhpi
7 2-wi r
No. 0
Dally.
Fast Mai
Fast Mull
1 8 p
No. r,
Dally
1 IK p m
FAST HOUND.
Maeon
Atlanta
Augusta
WRIT HOUND.
American
Ar. Hmltbvllle
Ku tun I a
Montgomery Lv.i
Dally
Fast Mall
I fwp
Daily
Fast _M a
*286 p ru
I 30
TO FLO It I DA.
Aim rlcns
Hint tb vllle
Albany
11 06 a rr
7 4'» n_rr
No. 6
Dally
2.16 p tu
1 20 p in
12 20 p u
8 30 u
Paswenger
9 37 p to
f’UHsemp'
8 26 a n»
12 »t *♦
10 26 p in
7:»f>
~ N5Th~
tally
as#a m
10 10 p
7 60
785
Solid Trains with Sleeping Cars Between Havnncuh and Birmingham.
For further Information relative to tickets, schedules, best mates etc. etc,. apply to
A.T. MAXWELL, Agent, J. C. McKKNZIK, Hnp’t, K.T. CHARLTON,Orn. Pass. Ag't.
Americas, <4*. Hm>thv||*e, Or. Havant; Ah, M*.
!>. II. HYTHK'AOOD, Division l ass. Ag’t., ColuinbUM,'Ou.
D. D. CURRAN. Hup’t, Colnnibus, (la. J. C. HHa W.Trav. Pam. Ag’t., Savannah La.
Any kind, size or preie, and to our
picture frame department we have
just added ten thousand feet
Moulding of the very latest design,
and an experienced workman, and
we will be pleased to have you
call and look through our stook at
any time.
105 FORSYTH STREET.
S. A. M. ROUTE.
Satannali, Americas & Montgomery R’y
TIJIE TABLE
Taking Effect April 18,1881.
10 00
10 27
2 15 pm
8 27
11 00
4 30 am
7 35
6 20 p m
inrg Ire) ft oft
lve Brlacaaga lvel 4 40
Ire •Opelika lvel 1 tft
arr Columbus arr 11 4ft ft m
lve Columbus ire 11 90
... Ellftville arr 9 Oft
..•KUavllle Ire 8 fio
.. Americus arr) S 90
. .. Americas lve • 99
Its Cordelo ire • 29
Ire Helena lvo 8 6ft
Ire.... ...(Lyons Ire 1 eft
arr Savannah arr| 7 40 p m
.Charleston.,
Sift
Betw’n Montgomery and Americas, rift OpelOai
Tift pm
8 10 a mjlre Montgomery ....arrj
* 1® pmdre Opelika.. arr 1 uo
* iarr Americas Ire) > 19 ft a
Between Montgomery and Amdricus, via Union
Springs and Colnnibus,
Montgomery arrj T 4ft p m
7 40 a ui;lve. = _
“ ‘ - Columbus I arr 1119
6 40 Iarr Amnrlcue Ire 9“
lU’tw’n Montgomery and Americue, via Fufimla
J ^ »m lve7....Montgomery arri 7 96pm
“ )▼» Eutaula Ire 4 fl
U 20 p m Ire Albany arr S 60
— Americus Ire 1 If
»7 ft) p m lve...
1 1* amllvn...
Helena
..Ir*
»; io ;arr...
...Brunswick...
..lve
7 60 Iarr...
..Jacksonville..
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1 •MwS ffffilroi.* 11 P ° ,nt * ** *** KorthwMt *
peeping cars between Columbus and Bar an-
Paaeeng
Col. Sfd Cook, lato of the News and
Advertiser, ta now said to be editing a
furniture store iu Albany.
„ Don’t
Monkey”
with your
Blood.
Delay Is dangerous In sick
psss; It la especially hn rsrut •< 1
ruption breeds corrupt!.":. .1
mfldcsscs.tf nogUvtxl.'ir*' *. t.
Into incurable ebrunkr .....
SCHOFIELD’S IRON WORKS,
FODNDUV ANI) MACIIIND H1IOI*.
Is a safe, speed v r. -1!
__ J, (J,contagious ».*«.
co taMTBn&iS
and lias cured Utou^Uz. .
cases of Csnrer.
It I* e powerful ton!e far d *
cate persons, yet ij
aad iacapebbo; iujurit. ..
most sensitive Kjtf&u.
pp!:
A treatise on Itto rd an 1 w.
Divcasee mailed rocs
Srn^iit, Sell It.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga.
J. 8. SCHOFIELD’S SONS A CO., Prop’rs,
Manufacturers of Steam Engines, Boiler,, Cotton Presses and General
Machinery, Cotton Gins, Cano Mills and Saw Mills. Dealers in Mill and
Mai ” * * ~ ” ~ ‘ ‘
lachinists’ Supplies. Special Attention to Repair Work
MACON, GEORGIA.
I'asMngcra from Ctasilcston destined to point.
we.t of Sovsiuah, dung* can st O. * a. Junc-
W.N.MAMHALL. E. a GOODMAN,
Oon. Superintendent. Gen. 11m. A vent
tevsnub.Gs. E. A. SMITH,
M. D.
Americus, Us.
JKO. T. ABUO.U.S. A.,
Americas, Us
tux:
East Tennessee.
Virginia and
Georgia R’y
System.
-18 THE ONLY- •
Short and DlrectLinsto the lorth, Bast 01
West.
sod nm, the finest Pullman Sleeping l
»tl* Om*te
DUNLAP HATS.
THE LATEST STYLES AND SHAPES.
ARTHUR RYLANDER.
■
Corner Lamar and Jackson St
t
the Booth.
Elegant Pullman Sleeping Cars, between
Jacksonville and Cincinnati,
Titnsvillo and Cincinnati,
Brunswick and LonlavlUe,
Memphla and New York,
hie and New Oilcans,
i and Nobile,
and Chattanooga,
Without Change.
For any information addrsse
B. W. WRENN, Gen. Fas*, aad Ticket Aft
„ Knoxville, Term.