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THE AMER1CUS DAILY T1MES-REG0BDER: WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1891. Had nUOIlMM. Mrs. Henpecker (with terrible majcs ty)—WImt were you rumbling no long for at that keyhole? Hr. H. (trembling in every limb)—My love, you know I can't see without my gtnjucB. Mrs. H.— Glasses) You’ve bad enough glasses to see twenty keyholes.—Fun. The Old Man Would Have Bis Joke. A Great Oiortiity! N consequence of ray con templated removal to the two large and elegant stores recently vacated by the Bee hive and Americus Grocery Company, I will, during the coming week and until remov al, make an la the- prices of all goods, Now js the time to buy your suits, either for Men, Youths or Children, as we will show you prices never before seen 'in Americus. Our great sale of E is nowj in progress, and we hope to close out the entire stock by January ist, if low prices on good goods consti tute atiy attraction. We have had an immense trade the past week in Over coats, but in consequence of new arrivals in this deparment, we are still prepared to offer you a stock that cannot be equaled in variety, and at prices that you will be sure to find agreeable to the times. We'have some special at tractions in We want to close out a big lot of these before removal,and will offer at prices that will be sure to move them rapidly. Bring on the boys and fix them up. It is predicted that we are to have an unusually severe winter, so I give you good advice: Take care of the boys* comfort and' save big doctor’s bills. “An ounce of prevention is worth about a ton of cure. Remember we are closing out several lines of ray* meet* (the .on. mine molt!) The lads prospered, and they and their families enjoyed tbe very beat of bealtb. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets were always found in their medicine-cbeat—tbe only positive cure for bilious and sick head ache, diuineas, constipation, indiges tion, and all disorders of tbe bowels had stomach. Strictly vegetable, small, su gar-coated; only one required for a dose, and their action Is genus and thorough. Tbe best Liver Pill on earth. Boy—Is soup healthy? Parent—Why, certainly; what makes you ask? Boy—Well, when I smoko you say It is not healthy, and the soup Is smoking, and you say It is healthy. What does this mean, anyhow?—Texas Siftings. From a fall on tbe lee I severe) -rained my ankle, which caused il pain ana left me unable to walk. I lea Salvation Oil and it thoroughly and completely rid me of all pain. I heart lly recommend It YVu. Kitiis, No. 105 S. Fremont St, Baltimore, Md, Tramp—Madame, I have faith to be lieve that you will take pity on me and give me a nice warm breakfast Madame—Yes; but you must remem ber that faith without works Is dead, There’s tbe wood pile at your service, Bbston Transcript. Mr. M. Wlneburgh of the St. Paul, Minn, Day writes: “After trying all sorts of preparations, I’ve come to tbe cor elusion that there is only one prompt and radical cure for a bad cough or co A and that is Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup, has cured me and the members of my family often, and always works like charm. It can’t be too highly praised. First 11 O’clock Passenger—What cold! You have a very weak chest. Second Ditto Ditto—On the contrary it’s a very strong coffer.—Judge. For Over FlftylTesrt Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup has been used for children teething. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, enrea wind colic, and is the best remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents a bottle. Sold by aU druggists thro out tbe world. “Your son la an actor, I believe.” “Yes, Rupert la on the stage.” “Is be a star?” “I Imagine so. He’s generally out all night"—New York Herald. A GREAT GERMAN PAPER’S EDITOR Says editorially: “I received from A. K. Hawkes, of Austin, a pair of bis Crystallzed Lens spectacles, and I must say I was surprised to find them so transparent and fine. I consider these spectacles the best In existence, and can highly recommend them to all are obliged to use glasses. I be lieve that these lenses really preserve the eyes, and not like so many inferior and badly ground glasses do, Injure the *ght O. Dirrzxt, Bd. and Prop. Texas, (German) Post All eyes fitted and the fit guaranteed at Drug Store of B. J. Bldridge. nov25-sun-wed-wk. Men’s, Youths’, Boys’ and pring the greatest blood purifier In tbe world, as hosts of people In this city, where It la manufactured can testify. and will give you prices never before seen in Americus. The above notice on all bus iness and no buncombe. Give me a call and you will be con vinced. Thanking you for your very liberal patronage during the Pall and Winter season, and soliciting a continuance of the of the same, I am, as ever, Hu. My. Mass ds Lord. Is what a grateful heart of 'old Cynthia ltamsey, of Newman, Ga., spoke when after a severe attack of asthma bad been relieved by one dose of Taylor’s Chero kee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein, the great mediolne for coughs, colds and consumption. Briggs—You know Mr. Wiseacre, who had suob a lovely little home In New Jersey. Well, he failed recently and baa moved into New York. Griggs—How sad. Where is the poor man living? Briggs—He has a house on Fifth ave nue.—Clothier and Furnisher. A Philosopher's Opinion. Voltaire said to a beautiful with whom he was dining, “Your rivals are the perfection of art; you are the K rfaction of nature.” This could not ve been said if the young lady was suffering from disease, and twin had lett Its signs on the features. Women who want to keep beautiful, and be the “per fection of nature,” should use “Favorite Prescription” to assist nature when needed, to correct Irregularities, aid cir culation and digestion, and thereby clear p the akin, rendering it soft and beau- IfuL Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription la the only medicine for woman’s pecu liar ills, sold through druggists, and guaranteed to give satisfaction in every case, or money refunded. Matrimony is all right aa long as both husband and wife like to read their old love letters to each other.—Dallas Newa. THAT TERRIBLE COUGH In the morning, hurried or difficult breathing, raising phlegm, tightness in the chest, quickened pulse chtllneas in the evening or sweats at night, all any of these things are the first stages of consumption. Dr. Acker's English Cough Remedy will eure these fearful symptoms, aid is sold under a positive guarantee by Feetwood St Russell, Americus, Ga. 5 paints, buy L. A M. paints, sold by Du. Eldridoe We can’t begin to tell you of all the beautiful things we have that are suit able for Christmas presents. Call and ace them for yourselves. James Fricxeu A Rao. Kor Business, Cress and Work. A HIGH GMDFANH A FAIR 9HK/E IS OUS BIB FOB BUSINESS. Our line is large and complete clear through—all.sizes, all fabrics, all styles and all pi Satisfaction to any man with judgment enough to know a real good thi rices. We guarantee AU-Rounfl ing when he sees it. CLOTHING! We make most any parent proud of his or her boy. Nothing can , do quite as much toward making a lad look neat, whoisome and manly as one of our stylish little suits. No trouble about fits for little and big; we keep them all. ^Men’s = Furnishing = Goods!* Our present line of attractions is certainly a credit to the establishment and a satisfaction to our trade. A larger variety or a finer showing of Choice New Novelties and reliable standard goods would he hard to find anywhere. Careful buying enables us to offer that big, solid value for your money that never fails to please. When needine anvthine in this line remember our F. F. F. F., which stands for FINE FURNISHINDS AT FAIR FIOURES. R. SHPM,* j Americus, Ga. ShJOHN “Till Champion" Clothier and Outfitter of Southwest Georgia, And Proprietor “Eagle” Shoe Store. 117 Forsyth Street, 119 Forsyth Strut, Only a Contralto. Hiss Warble—Wbat will you charge me for a gold breastpin representing a musical ataff with tbe treblo sign i.nd a single note? Jeweler—Ten dollars. Miss Warble—O, dear! That’s too high. Pm only a contralto.—Jowolcra’ Weekly. KEEP YOUR BLOOD PURE, s of the most frequent and insidious causes of bad health la Impure blood. Tbia disorder of tbe system does not always manifest Itselr outwardly by ■ores, eruptions, etc., quite often tbe ■oredese le altogether Internal. The kid neys feel sore, the liver feels sore, the lungs feel sore, and a decay seta it that too often enda fatally. It Is much more serious for blood poison to manifest It self internally than externally. In such ases neglect means death, for the vital irgansonce contaminated grow worse inlass they grow better, and they wlir never grow better unless the proper rent edy Is applied. There is no remedy that equals Dr, John Ball’s Sarsaparilla, as a curative agent in cases of blood pol son. When other remedies miserably fall to give relief, this remedy always checks its terrible ravages, even In In stances of scrofula or aypbillis, and re stores tbe blood to a state of abeolute lurity. Large bottle (103 teaspoonfuls) 1.00. A physician of Waco, Texas, writes: “I know a number of instances of severe cases of blood poison being cured by Dr. John Bull's Sarsaparilla, no other remedy or trea meat being made tue of, [I consider that no better blood medicine Is mannfaetnred decl dAwlmo €UiUAa£U&* We are encouraged with our Wholesale business from the pa year’s experience, which has been to some extent experimental f< with onr Wholesale business from the past to any wl sell closer. Buying now largely, we are enabled K> We offer a large stock of the following articles: “Don’t yon think bis poems rather ob scure?” “Yes, but yov. see bis ideas are too good to be expressed In common, everyday English .’’—New -York Press. «« MOTHERS’ FRIEND” To Yeung Mothers Mates CUM BHh Easy. Shortens Labor, Lessens Pain, Endorsed by the Leading Physicians. SRADPIKLD REGULATOR CO. STUNT*, a*. SOLD BY ALL DRUOOISTS. REWARD. A reward of ($sm any dollars will he paid forth, arrest, with proof,to eoavict, orsay person not authorised forexiinsalablnx.re- »=ri« or dtatrerua^^mjlrfi m November IX, Vi lot IN CHRISTMAS GOODS. Cut Glass Bottles, all sizes ; Plush goods, Leather goods, Toilet Sets in wood, Smoker’s Sets, etc. In Patent and Proprietary Medicines. King’s Discovery, 2 sizes, Simmons’ Liver Regulator, Cuticura Remedies, Tutt’s Pills, Carter’s Little Liver Pills, , Derma Lotion, 2 sizes, Stone’s Cod Liver Oil, Horsford’s Acid Phosphate, Barker’s Horse & Cattle P’d’rs Warner’s Safe Cure, S. ». S. P. P. JP. B. B. B. C. C. C. w. w. c. D. D. G. Scott’s Emulsion, Brown’s Iron Bitters, Bearslbot and Sarsaparilla, Lemon Elixir, 2 sizes, Perry Davis’ Pain Killer, 2 s’zs King’s Royal Germateur. And many others. In Rubber Goods Fountain Syringes, holding from pint to one gallon. ;ood family Syringe, from 75c. to $2.50. Water Bottles, lolding from a pint to one gallon. Nipples, Nursing Bottles and Fittings. IN PERPUMBB Laxxell's Odors, rLunborg’a Perfumes,; Persian Bouquet Speelal, J Edeina, Crab Apple Blossom, 1 Swiss Lil lie Col- Utkin, iHaecnaora lo W. L. Mardre.t SCHOOL BOOKS for any County in the State Blank Books, America B bl s it actual cost Oxford Bibles, Teachers’ editloc. LaBelle Col»gno, 3 sizes, .ilac, (Goya Lily. A very large assortment of Pear’s, Fel’s and others. Fever Thermometers, Urinomaters, Lactometers, “OldlProbabltltiee.” Garden, Field and Flower seed, Onion sets. Oils, Varnishes, Colors ih Oil, Paint Brashes. Toilet Articles. Combs, Brushes, Tooth Brushes, Nail Brushes, Face Powde.s, POCKET KNIVES, SCISSORS, EYE-GLASSES. We bottle very largely colognes, castor oil, turpentine, Bateman 3 Drops, /aregorfc, laudanum, spirit^ camphor, ex tract lemon, extract vanilla (from best beans) and many othei preparations. We solicit your patronage. Respectfully, 322 Lamar St. DAVENPORT DRUB COMPANY. FINE STAFIONERY Daily papers, Magazines, etc. Subscriptions for any pa per or publication. Rubber Stamps, any kind, size Pictures, or price. Easles and Music. Sheet Picture Frames to order and to our picture-frame depart ment we have just added new machines, glass cutters, etc., also an experienced workman. Satisfaction guaranteed, 105 FORSYTH STREET 'I TELEPHONE, 106.