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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1919.
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THE HOUSE WITH ONLY ONE
DOOR.
IN that game of ‘Follow the Lead
ers,’ as Teddy Possum was leading,
he disappeared. He was a last run
ner and he dodged around a rock and
behind two pine trees. Jimmie
Coon was at his heels and the most
of the time he could have put his
paw out and n'early touched him.
But little by little Teddy Possum
got a long way ahead, and so when
Jimmie Coon came around the two
pine trees, he couldn’t see him any
where.
There stood the gray stone house
of Mr. Porcupine. Only Jimmie
Coon—while he seemed to know ev
erything—didn’t know that Quilly
Porcupine had moved into the stone
house; he thbught he still lived in
the old hollow log. Os course no
one living can know everything al
though Jimmie Coon came pretty
near it.
Jimmie Coon thought of course
that Teddy Possum had gone in that
old gray stone door and he laugh
ed—for he thought how he would
catch him in just a minute, for he
knew houses like that seldom had
back door's. The old log house of
Mr. Porcupine had a front and back
door and Jimmie Coon neevr lived
BRAGG’S MARKET DELIVERING THE GOODS.
We Thank You For The Orders.
That which pleases us most is when our meats are satis
factory to our patrans. We seem to have no complaints of
late. Well, of determined efforts will accomplish results,
we are sure to please with quality and service.
Give us your orders for Choice Western and Georgia Beef,
Pork and any other meats to be had here.
Chickens, Eggs, Butter, Fruits and Country Produce, and
Groceries, ffl ffl
We cut the best brand of Cured Hams, Breakfast Bacon,
Cottage Buts and Gold Band Sausage. Frankfurter Sau
sage, Pure Pork Sausage, Brains, Liver, etc.
Don’t forget us. We are on the job, awaiting your order*.
Bragg’s Market
TELEPHONE 181.
123 Forsyth Street.
MAKES HENS LAY
DR. HESS’
Poultry Panacea
Keeps your Poultry healthy and makes
them lay.
This is a general Tonic as well as Laying
Powders.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
PLANTERS SEED & DRUG CO.
Seed Phone 502 Drug Phone 148
in a house with only one door.
You know it is very convenient
to have more than one door to a
house, for when someone comes to
see you and you don’t want to see
them, then you can go out by the
other door in the wink of an eye.
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Jimmie Coon always lived in a house
with two or three days.
.! So in Jimmie Coon darted, lickety
| cut, and there sat Quilly Porcupine
I and his cousin Alphonse, the white
I porcupine, and they were humming
| a little to themselves and having a
| regular good visit. They were sur
! prised that anyone would enter the
house so abruptly, and so they both
bristled up.
Now when Porcupines bristle up it
is a very serious matter for either
friends or enemies.
Jimmie Coon was running so hard
that he couldn’t stop. The house
was dark, and the front hall of the
house sloped down, so Jimmie Coon
slid down that incline with his front
feet braced, and slid ’kerplunk into
Quilly Porcupine and his white cou
sin Alphonse.
Jimmie Coon began to yell and
howl before he hit the spears of the
porcupines for when he saw that
white porcupine, he hadn’t expected
to see porcupines and he thought his
last hour had come and that he
saw a really truly ghost.
Eut alter he struck th >su two por
cupines' such .i yelling and hooting
you never heard. The woods fairly
rung and you wou l l have thought
there was a fire somewhere.
Teddy Possum had circled around
to see what had become of Jimmie
Coon and the Squirrels and Chip
munks and Rabbits at that very min
ute came up to the big front door
of the Porcupines. ,
Tomorrow —What Happened to Jim
mie Coon.
In Jimmie Coon Dartcj Lickety-
Cut.
; Look and Feel
Clean, Sweet and
Fresh Every Day
' Drink a glass of real hot water
before breakfast to wash
out poisons.
Life is not merely to live, but to
live well, eat well, digest well, work
well, sleep well, look well. What a
glorious condition to attain, and yet
how very easy it is if one will only
adopt the morning inside bath.
Polks who are accustomed to feel
j dull and heavy when they arise, split-
I ting headache, stuffy from a cold, foul
tongue, nasty breath, acid stomach,
can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the sluices of the system
| each morning and flushing out the
whole of the internal poisonous stag
nant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, sicK or
| well, should, each morning, before
breakfast, drink a glass of real hot
water with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it to wash from the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels the
previous day’s indigestible waste,
sour bile and poisonous toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal before
1 putting more food into the stomach.
The action of hot water and limestone
phosphate on an empty stomach is
wonderfully invigorating. It 'cleans
out all the sour fermentations, gases,
waste and acidity and gives one a
splendid appetite for breakfast. While
you are enjoying your breakfast the
water and phosphate Is quietly ex
tracting a large volume of water from
the blood and getting ready for a
thorough flushing of all the inside
organs.
The millions of people who are
bothered with constipation, bilious
spells, stomach trouble, rheumatism;
others who have sallow skins, blood
disorders and sickly complexions are
urged to get a quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate from the drug store
which will cost very little, but la
sufficient to make anyone a pro
nounced crank on the of
Internal sanitation.
_ To Purify and Enrich the Blood
Take GROVE’S TASTELESS Chill. TONIC
which is simply IRON and QUININE sus
pended in Syrup. So Pleasant Even
Children Like It. You can soon feel its
Strengthening, Invigorating Effect. Price
60c.
- OELCO-LIGHT
The complete Electric Light and
Power Plant
Safe for the children. Brings
lasting cheer. Benefits the
wholefamily.
H. F. BYRD
Cordele, Ga. Phone 496
AMERICUS TIMES RECORDER.
Classified Ads
SPECIAL NOTICES
NOTICE —Time saved is an asset.
Then, why delay if you wish prompt
transfer service? Our equipment is
new and men in change prompt and
careful. Telephone 303, CLARK’S
TRANSERF—IS-tf
WANTED— MISCELLANEOUS
WANTED Pupils to coach in
afternoons and evenings. P. O. Box
474, or call 123 Lamar St. 4-6 t
WANTED —You to know that we
maintain a prompt day service in
handling baggage. Telephone 303,
CLARK’S TRANSFER—IS-ts
WANTED Good, second hand
buggy and harness. Will McNair,
care J. W. Hightower. 7-6 t
WANTED—To contract to do all
your halding. Phone 303. CLARK’S
TRANSFER—IS-ts
WANT TO DO YOUR fine watch,
clock and jewelry repairing Expert
service and reasonable charges. R S.
Broatlhurst. Jeweler, lid" Lamar St.,
redly in front of postotfice.
WANTED LUMBER—Ac all times,
Gum, Poplar, Ash, Oak, Maple, Jun
iper and Pine lumber. Never sell
your lumber without consulting us;
there’s a reason. We pay 90 per
cent cash upon receipt of shipping pa
pers. East Carolina Lumber Co.,
New Bern, N. C. 21-d&wtf
WANTED—TO buy a small farm
suitable for hogs and chicken raising;
sixty to seventy-five acres; no less
than thirty-five acres in cultivation;
must be good land and have a fair
five or more room house with shade
trees and good water; prefer one ful
ly equipped; mule, wagon, tools, a
few chickens and hogs. Write me
what you have got. F. H. McGill, 806
Baisden Street, Americus, Ga.
7-3 t
WANTED—TO RENT
WANTED Three unfurnished
rooms, with necessary conveniences,
Addres' W. W., Care Time-Record
er. 27-ts
HELP WANTED—MALE.
WANTED —District manager for
Amfericus and vicinity. Previous ex
erience unnecessary. Free School
of Instruction. Address Massachu
setts Bonding and Insurance Compa
ny, Accident and aeHlth Depart
ment, Saginaw, Michigan. Capital
$1,5000,000. 8-1 l-2t
\ DR. N. S. EVANS. *
Dental Offices
* Jackson St., Near Kress’ j
kj Americus, Ga.
J 17 YEARS’ EXPERIENCE. \
DR. F. L. CATO
and
DR. WILBUR C. SMITH
Physicians and Surgeons
Office Hours: 10-12 A.. M
2- 4 P. M.
Phones: Office 531. Res. 55.
FOR SALE
FOR SALE —Choice Holstein and
Guernsey milch cows. Heavy spring
ers. Arles Plantation. 3-6 t
FOR SALE —One Woodruff Saw
Mill having 5,000 feet daily capacity;
one 30-horsepower return tubular
boiler (new flues); one 20-horsepow
er Schoffield engine; one log cart,
cant hooks, wrenches, tools, belting
and piping. Also one pair good
mules. A bargain if you mean busi
ness. JOHN W. SHIVER—IB-tf.
FOR SA'LE—Bungalow; moderr
conveniences. Miss Bell Park, phone
335. 24-12 t
FOR SALE—I9IB Model Ford
Touring car. Good condition. Dr.
W. D. Martin, Phone 772. 31-ts
,| ■—
FOR SALE—IO-horse motor, re
cently overhauled, in perfect condi
tion. Clark’s Monumental Works.
8-3 t
FOR SALE —Extra nice fresh in
1 milk heifers, or will trade for beef
cattle. W. T. McMath. 8-2 t
LOST AND FOUND
LOST—Suitcase with wearing ap
| parel on Plains road about 3 miles
| from Aemricus. $5 reward if returned
Times-Recorder office. Mrs. W. H.
Gardner, Ideal, Ga. 5-3 t
ESTRAY NOVICE
1 STRAYED —From J. C. Brown’s
! Sunday night, one black mare mule
* frost abreast, about 4 years old,
> weight about 1,000 lbs. 9-6 t
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
i
’ A BARGAIN for some one that
will buy right now a one-ton Ford
' truck. Can be seen at 108 Prince
street. 7-6 t
WANTED—SITUATIONS
I
WANTED—Position as overseer
! by man experienced a number of
years in handling labor and general
farming. Address J. D. Osborne,
Souther Field. 8-3td-w-t
Your Children’s
PORTRAITS
The fleeting charm of childhood,
caught by the lense and held in
the photograph.
Make the Appointment Today.
The McKinstry
Studio >
FRATERNAL ORDERS
M. B. COUNCIL LODGE, F. & A. M.
Meets every first j
4La\ and third Friday j
nights. All visiting i
brothers are invited j
* ' to attend.
J. E. Sheppard, Worshipful Master.
Nat LeMaster, Secretary.
AMERICUS CAMP, 202, WOOD
MEN OF THE WORLD.
—--j. Meets every Wed
nesday night in the
W. of W. Hall. All
visiting Sovereigns
are invited to meet with us.
C. J. Clarke, C. C.
Nat LeMaster, Clerk.
COMMANDERY MEETING.
DeMoiay Commandery, No. 5,
Knights Templar, meets every third
Wednesday night at 8 o’clock. All
visiting Sir Knights have a cordial
invitation to meet with us.
W. F. Smith, Eminent Commander.
Frank J. Payne, Recorder.
» F. and A. M.
AMERICUS LODGE
F. and A. M., meets
naKoV ’xs every second and
fourth Friday night
at 8 o’clock.
S. L. McDaniel, Worshipful Master
S. L Hammond, Secretary.
t AKJH LOANS.
AND CITY LOANS— 61-11%
interest. Terms easy. Quick service.
W W Dykes. *-2u-tl
RAILROAD SCHEDULES
SEABOARD AIR LINE RY.
Passenger Train Schedule.
Time Table Effective 10:1 A. M.,
March 31. 1919.
Eastbound.
DEPART—
For Cordele, Helena and Savan
nah, 1:31 P. M. Eastern time.
For Cordele and Helena, 6:15 P.
M.. Eastern time.
For Cordele, Helena and Savan
nah, 2:20 A. M., Eastern time.
Westbound
DEPART—
For Richland, Columbus and Al
bany, 10 A. M.. Central time.
For Columbus and Montgomery,
3:10 P. M., Central time.
CENTRAL OF GEORGIA
RAILWAY.
Arrival and Departure of Passen
ger Trains, Americus, Ga.
TRAINS ARRIVE—
From Columbus (Sem
inole) *12:10 a m
From Jacksonville (Sem
inole) * 3:40 am
From Atlanta-Macon * s:lßam
From Albany * 6:37 am
From Columbus 1110:00 am
From Columbus 11 1 :45 a m
From Atlanta Macon * 2:l7pm
From Montgomery -
Albany * 2:l7pm
From Columbus 1 7:15 pm
From Macon * 7:35 p m
From Montgomery-
Albany 10:38 pm
TRAINS DEPART—
For Jacksonville (Sem
inole) * 12:10am
For Chicago (Sem
iole) * 3:40 am
For Macon-Atlanta ..* 6:37 am
For Montgomery-
Albany * s:lßam
For Columbus ! 7:loam
For Macon-Atlanta . * 2:17 pm
For Montgomery -
Albany * 2:l7pm
For Columbus I! 3:00 pm
For Columbus f 2:30 p m
For Albany * 7:35 p m
For Macon-Atlanta ..*10:38 pm
—*Daily. JExcept Sunday.
! {Sunday only.
PAGE SEVEN
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
DR. E. E. PARSONS
Dentist
; Office Commercial City Bank Bldg. !
i P. O. Box 442. Rea. 11J W. Chnreh.; 1
OFFICE HOURS:
Btol2 a. m.—l to 6p. m. ;
! Night 7:30 to 9 except Thursday. [
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C. P. DAVIS
Dental Surgeon
ORTHODONTIA. PYORRHOEA
Res. Phone 316 cMlice Phone 818
Allison Building. j
GORDON HOWELL
Attorney-At-Law
; Allison Bldg. Phone 849
MISCELLANEOUS
I In The Centre of the Wholesale 2
I ana Retail Districts ]
1 400 ROOMS. RVTES MODERATR. f
|L. J. DIN hLt.lt, C. L. DINKLEK, I
Proprietor, Manager, 1
B. H. ALLEN
Metal Worker.
Auto Radiator Repairs; Work [
Guaranteed. Metal Shingle Roof- 2
ing of the best grade. Guaranteed 2
water tight. Phone 703, 122 S. |
Lee Street. }
Meat and Grocer Refrigerators.
Display Refrigerator Counters.
Fireproof Safes and Vault Doors.
Toledo Computing Scales, B. R.
Swint, Sales Agent, 120 N. Jackson
Street, Albany, Ga. Phone 732.
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Pints 8c Quarto 15c ,
Pinto 8c Quarts 15c
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Americus Taxicab Co. V
Phone 825. Res Phone 646a
L. L. COMPTON. %
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TAXI CAB PHONE 49
B. C. Vaughn^
I no longer get my calls at ?**. i
Always call 49.
WE WILL BUY YOUR
LIBERTY BONDS, ANY
ISSUE OR
DENOMINATION
Allison Realty Co.
R. E. ALLISON
OFFICE, RuOivt 5, J
ALLISON BUILDING u
PHONE 849
Downstairs Office
Allison Furniture Co.
Phone 253
MESSENGER SERVICE
EMPLOYMENT BUREAU
125 Forsyth St. (Upstairs.)
R. H. BURNS
Chief Dispatcher. Office Phone 7*
_ _ Resilience Phone 758.