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PAGE SIX i TIMES-RECORDER PUBLISHED 1879 Published by The Times-Recorder Co., (Inc.) Lovelace Eve, Editor and Fublishei Entered as aecond class-matter at the poatoffice at imericua, Georgia, according to the Act of Ceng teas. The Associated Pres* !s exclusively ’entitl'd to the use for the republication of al] news dis patches credited to it or not otherwise credited to this paper and also the local news published here in. AH right of republication of special dispa:chee are also reserved. National Advertising Representatives. FROST ?AM)IS & KOHN. Brunswick Bldg., New York; Peoples* Gas Bldg., Chicago. A Thought The simple inherit folly; but the prudent are crowned with knowledge.—Prov. 14:18. Prudence is the necessary in gredient in all the virtues, with out which they degenerate into folly and excess.—Jeremy Col lier. • THEIR AID OR ADIVCE NOT DESIRED. A . Rrjtisher s. ' r f. -r t himself as to fling cri:.. :ur.s for::,-r Pres ident Wilson. Members of the American Bar association im mediately sought to have cancelled an invitat.on t > -aid Britisher to • speak before the bar association. Last week a member of the British parliament broadcast to the world tiint he had several thou sand cases of "gogod Scotch wis key” for shipment to America and guarantee a big stiff profit for those who entered the bootlegging deal with him. Still another Englishman in dulges in cautic remarks regard ing our foreign policies, etc. How soon they forget. Only a few 1 short months ago we were keeping the Hun out of their back yards; our treasury vacate were flung wide ;to them; they were receiving preference at the door of our food storage warehouses. The sooner the British states men realize, that hands are full at home, the the great unem ployment problem will be solved for Britain. Their laboring popula tion is starving, discontent is rife everywhere .and still they dabble in questions which are of no moment to them. We are capable of arranging our own affairs without the aid or ad vice of any now residing on ‘‘the tight ilttle isle.” LET HIM STAY IN GERMANY. Grover Cleveland Bergdoll, mas ter draft-dodger, very generously states that the SIOO,OOO in gold said to have been discovered on the roadside “some where” in Maryland a few days ago by a road laborer, is his gold, but that he will lay no claim to it. How generous. Probably he had forgotten that all he once owned is now the property of the Feder al government, and that the alien property custodian will look after Grover's property for him. In Germany he is said to he a popular hero. They are welcome to him. Tn the nostrils of every American the very name is a stinch. The Valdosta Times says: “Although most of our pacif ,cts durino’ the war were pro- Germ? n. it probable that very f°w of them now are nartisans of Grover Bergdoll. and it is likeb’ that most of them would glad never again to hoar his '’’shonore'l name mentioned. Not so the Germans of Ger many. Althnno-h s-nme of tkem tf-vo had trouble with Bergdoll. —lveh wns inevitable in view of he- personal character, the most of them s pem to stand bv him for the very reason that ho is looked „-, n n with contempt in t’w T'oitod states.’’ The Macon News thinks that be ing compelled to live in Germany ought to he punishment -enough IPo dwhonorcd C P 11 Throe w ;n never ho n rl-«„ -fn- him OV this side of the rnpd outs’de n fodor.,; pcn Tct h - m stav wherp ho is. - ■ SOUTH GEORGIA CANDIDATET? Political gossip originating on what is said to be good authority has it that Colonel John W. Bern nett, of Waycross, is being urged to enter the race for governor “as a South Georgia candidate.” A Valdosta correspondent states: “A very quiet visit of Col. John W. Bennett, of Waycross, until recently United 'States district attorney for Southern Georgia, has started rumors of his probable candidacy for gov ernor next year. •Recently it has been appar ent, following the close of the legislature, that political ele ments had already determined, that Gov. Walker should I not get a second term without a fight. “This leads to the belief in political circles here that Col. Bennett’s friends think that this is the time for Soath Georgia to get a good hat thrown into the ring and South Georgia asked to rally around that good hat. r I a Gai ‘‘As the matter has contin ued to be discussed here it has developed that Gov. Walker failed to reappoint Col. Ben r net as a member of the board of trustees of the University of Georgia, which has not had a tendency to cement the ties be tween the two men. Co] Ben nett is reported to have opposed the Governor in the last race. It has also become known here that some of Governor Walker's closest personal friend in and around Valdosta urged the re appointment of Col. Bennett de spite the fact that he did not support the Governor.” Next year is supposed to be ‘‘an off year” politically, but indica tions now are that it will be de cidedly an ‘‘on year” for all concerned. The woods are full j of potential candidates for gov ernor. I EDITORIAL COMMENT ANY THING TO GET IT SETTLED. It is strictly up to the Geor gia legislature to settle this per plexing taxation problem. We hope it will be done quickly and that the people will then be able to settle down to stable operations in the security of a system that will prove more beneficial than has been the present plan. We ci • t if it will for long but we are willing to try it out. Anything to get it settled and al; w the expan sion and d- ■>lepnv :rt that to be eortigert c-n it.—Thomas ville Times-Enterprise. AT THE DANGER POINT The danger point cf the sea son from the standpoint of mos quito raising :s right here. It is the time of year they raise the most rapidly. It is the kind of weather that the mosquito likes. Just a little standing stagnant water will soon become a hatchery for mosquitoes. Do not think you can escape if there is no old well about you. Just one bot tle of water or one can of wa ter will raise enough to worry you through the remainder of the summer. : Again, we urge that you take a round of the premises once a week and see to it that no wa ter is standing. Take no chances. After vou get mosquitoes it is difficult for you to get rid of them.—Moultrie Observer. HIS STAFF SHALL COMFORT HIM. W« must confess that Gover nor Walker would have to make many grave errors in his admin istration to cover up his master stroke in appointing Judge F. T. Moon, of LaGrange. Editor Charlie Brown, of Cordele, and Editor Rush Barton, of T avonin ns colonels on his staff. MT IS STAFF SHAIT COMFORT KIM’ —LaGrange Reporter. NO CROWDING YET No former “anti” should ho’d back for fear of the ’ack of ; room on the Underwood hand I wagon. H is the roomiest and I most comfortable one .on the void so Washington. so hon •'ho-’rd and V>t’s go!—Dothan Eagle. TH VV ALL ‘’TOP IN NEW YOPV Half a mill'on aliens camo Into Tnlv 1 Os this aboni onn.nnn 1-*'/ V V7yrl<; n-f 1 °- 1 p]ty n*? fV»niv nf rp'’’dpn^ n . + nn n nf }T»_ fl’iv ■from KqHnrtj n*- + Tbpyp pn*vip'*c *»nt b A trv. "Warn' of tbnsp n-ho i to jn \ T gjr Vnrl’ j will spend their lives in that I citv and see America neither ■ ' ' ri. - Selma Time-. SWEET POTATOES. The South Georgia farmer ! who puts in a good big crop of I sweet potatoes and builds- a i curing house of sufficient cap acity to store his crop, can’t i “miss it” very far, and the bet ter chance is that he will make money. It costs very little to cultivate sweet potatoes, and an average yield of anywhere from 250 to 300 bushels to the acre is not am unreasonable crop. Properly cured and housed until February sweet potatoes bring around a dollar a crate (short bushel crates) in all the markets of the country as long as the supply lasts. But it is a mistake to plant sweet potatoes for market without making ample provision in advance of the harvesting time for curing and storing them.—Albany Her ald. When hubby ’cooks supper, invite the doctor and the den tist - * » A man will brag about his own cooking. If his wife cooked like it he would eat at a resturant. The way to tell salt and sug ar apart is the other one is the one you think your have. Take the guard off an elec tric fan. Bend the blades out. Now, you have a fine egg beater. Anything may be <ke*pt cool forever by trying to boil quick ly when the gas is bad. Too many cooks make a stew. OLD DAIS L\ A MERIC VS 4,... —„—..— —. —..— TEN YEARS AGO TODAY , (From the Times-Recorder, Au -1 gust, .31, 191.3.) With this issue of the Times- Recorder, Mr. Frank Long retires I from the editorial management of OS | the paper to take up similar work I with the Lee County Journal, at I Leesburg. Mr. Quimby Melton will I have charge of the editorial page i and will fill the vacancy made by the retirement of Mr. Long. Six thousand, one hundred and eighty pupils attended the public schools of Americus and Sumter county during the session recently ended, and whgn the schools re sume tomorrow for the fall sc - | sion, it is expected that the at tendance will surpass by far rh.it of any previous scholastic year. Cotton receiptts of the new crop of 1913 up to the close of business yesterday aggregated 2.- 150 bales, which rather exceeded the expectation of Americus ware housemen n v.iti f th, . ; .. t : * r . ' . ■ > ;of late planting and :s not yet fruited, the cotton rec; ed hav ing come from ths: portion es early planting. A eootparof prices at this cate tor three years as shown by the f '. s .*: I - ■ - 12 1 ] | cents, as ■_» aid yesterday, when .most of ft sales a.fe.:ed were at 1 that s&tisfi.tcry figure. . t trr.-.y friends of Ed Argo and Je.-. js Hogue, two of Ameri-i eus most popular young men and . excellent salesmen. will regret their departure today for other fields of iab. r. Mr. Hogue goes to Savannah to accept a position with B. H, Lew £ Co., while Mr.- Argo; Daily Poem B , rl „X, ey THE BAD BOY There's a light in the window for me, Bui I ain't so strong for it. Gee! I’m s’posed to show up about eight, Tonight I am awfully late, I’ve stayed out ’till way after nine! I know it because I can see A light in the window for me. • My Ma will be wondering where Her wandering boy is tonight; And I’ll be in trouble for fair The minute I come into sight. I wisht I’d gone home when I should, I’m scared as a feller can be, J know I’ll be getting it good, There’s a light in the window for me. I only hope Dad is away For Ma only scolds me, but Dad, When I’m too late cornin’ from play, He wallops me, wallops me bad! Os course I ain’t AWFUL afraid, But I’m kinda sorry I stayed, I don’t like it much when I see A light in the window for me. —1 ■■——— 7 OM SIMS SA YS: All you need for opening cans is a small can opener and a big bottle of iodine. Keep a cat in the kichen. When you spill something kick ing the cat helps wonderfully. Cook with olive oil instead of lard. It makes the hair grow. Place an asbestos guard over your thumb and you can stick it in the gravy with cornfort. Don’t whistle in the kitchen. Whistling may make the saus age bark and come to you. Soda helps burns if they are on you. Nothing helps them if they are on the meat. Keep ants out of the sugar. Fill sugar container with salt. Then the ants wil] leave. Difference between lunch and luncheon is lunch may be food while luncheon may be a saiad - . , ft It is all right to eat break fast in pajamas, or bath robe, or what have you? Eat slowly, chewing food well. Fast eating sets a very bad example for the flies. Keep your elbows off the table. This is so comfortable you are liable to eat too much. When asking for the cream, “Please drive the cow up’this way” is considered bad eti quette. 81 *in Never sing at the table. Food is too) high to sing about. You chn’t get it for a song. Pick the bones out of the fish. It is bad table manners to pick them out of your neck. Never ask what is in the hash. You might find out. watched pot never boils , over. ' THE AMERICUS FIMES-RECORDtR —-—■■—■■——-—••—•—•—■■——•+ I will be with the firm of Carter . ! Reed in Albany. Master Marvin Bolton enter stained a number of his friends at , a most enjoyable party Monday, celebrating his tenth birthday. f - TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY Monday morning, no paper pu.b --! lished. I ■ THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY (From the Times-Recorder. Au gust 31, 189.3.) Aftei the first of September, Miss Wiliie Rutherford will be found at the office of the Times- Recorder, and will be prepared to do all short hand and type writ , ing work that offers. Mr. Tom Felder is visiting his: tather’s family and his numerous . lat'.ves and in Americus prior to his leaving Georgia to ; n .ike his home in New York. Simon Cohen will soon remove. is stock of goods to the artesian ' corner in the room formerly oc- j tupied by Butler & Berry. The uptown offices of the S. ; A. £ M. railroad were moved yes-1 terday from the Windsor block to ; , the Wheatley corner, on newspaper ■ row. They will have the most elegant offices in the city. Today is opening day at the beautiful new store of Bailey & Campbell. The ladies are ire spectfully invited to call and see the elegant store furnishings and array or handsome goods. Messrs. Bailey & Campbell are receiving their friends this morning. Master Shelby Myrick leaves today to resume his studies in the R. E. Lee Institute at Thomaston, Ga. He will enter the senior class and will complete his collegiate course in June next. If you drink with a spoon in the cup wear a pair of goggles to keep it out of your eye. Place a clothespin over your nose while eating onions and some kinds of cheese. The proof of the pudding is in digestion, or indigestion. THIRD CO-OP POULTRY SALE SCHEDULED SOON DAWSON, August 31—The third co-operative chicken sale at Daw son will be held sdon after the first of September. It is the intention of those in charge to make this the largest and most profitable of any sale that has yet been held. For this rea son everyone who intends bring ing chickens is urged to communi cate with R. D. Smith or H. A. Pet ty at once relative to the number they will have to offer for sale. If this is done it will be much easier to decide upon a definite date for the sale, and also to ar range to have marketing bureau experts here on the appointed date. Co-operative sales for chickens in the past have proven very popular, and also profitable to those who have disposed of fowls. This meth od of selling entirely eliminates a house to house canvass, and since the chickens are weighed and grad ed more money is realized than through any other way of putting them on the market. TO OPEN FREE CLINIC • FOR KIDS AT ALBANY ALBANY, Aug. 31—Albany’ free clinic for underprivileged chil dren, conceived and put into oper ation by the Albany Kiwanis club, is to be formally opened* here today. Physicians and dentist in the city have agrgeed to give their services free of charge at the clinic, which will be free to chil dren whose parents are unable to pay for their treatment. The Ki wanis club will furnish a fund to supply medicines and other clinic necessities. Hie P ohy Express —“And 1 hey Thought I Was hast .. • SO -P’.. . . ; - •- • « a a C-P t too PP-'WO Ips ■ r . - . .... ...., A v .. . 1 ■" ■„ ‘ r'y>-p. I Sj THREE SMILES The Higher the Lower. • Uncle Ted—“An’ ’ow are you ' gettin’ along at school now, Ted? ' What are you learnin’?” Ted—“ Not too bad, Uncle, I’m A learning reading, writing, subs and | things. Oh, yes and religion, too.” j ’ Uncle Ted “Gracious! Re- ■ ligion?” Ted—“ Yes, but different from Joe s I’m tftught that we all come from Adam. Joe's in a higher class, and he’s taught we all come from monkey’s.”—Sydney Bu(lt tin. Simplified Art. —A certain painter is confined i in an asylum. To persons who I visit him he says: “Look at this; it is my latest 1 masterpiece.” They look, and see ‘nothing but ; an expanse of bare canvas. They ask: “What does that represent?” “That? Why, that represents the ' passage of the Israelites through ■ the Red Sea.” “Beg pardon, but where is the ! sea?” “It has been driven back.” “And where are the Israelites?” “They have crossed over.” “And the Egyptians?” “Will be here directly. Thift’s the sort of painting I like—simple and unpretentious.”—Art Record. Not Overcrowded. r It seems that when Rastus and < Sam died they took different \ s so when the latter got to jj. heaven he called Rastus on the t phone. . c “Rastus,” he said, “how yo like j ' it down thar?” 1 1 “Oh, boy! Dis here is some i place,” replied Rastus. ‘All we 1 have to do is to wear a red suit 1 wid horns, an’ ebery now an’ den 1 CITY AND FARM LOANS Made on business or Residence 1 Property and Good Farms. Lowest i Interest. Quick Results. DAN CHAPPELL Planters Bank Building Americus Undertaking Co. NAT LEMASTER, Manager. Funeral Directors And Embalmers Night Phones 661 and 689 Day Phones 88 and 231 RAILROAD SCHEDULE 1 Arrival and Departure of Passenger Trains, Americus, Ga. The following schedule figures ’ übhshed as information and not guaranteed: CENTRAL OF GEORGIA RY. Arrive L) j avc 11:55 pm Colum’s-Chgo 3 : 45 am 10:35 pm Albany-Mont 5:14 am 7:21 pm Macon-Atl’nta 6:37 am 1:55 pm Alb’y-Montg’y 2:14 pm: 2:14 pm Macon-Atla’ta 1 : 55 pm; 10:15 am Columbus 3:1-5 pm 6:37 am Albany 7:21 pm 5:14 am Macon-Atla’ta 10:35 pm 3:45 am Albany-J’ville 11:55 pm 2:58 am Albany-J’ville 12:37 am 12:37 am Chgo.St.L.’Atl 2:58 am 3:45 am Cin & Atlanta 1 : 35 am ; —— — SEABOARD AIR LINE (Central Time) Arrive Departs t j 10:05 am Cordele-Hel’na 5:15 pm ,12:26 pm Cols-M’t’g’y 3:10 pm! 1 3:10 Jim Cordele-Savh 12:26 pm 5:15 pw> Richland-Cols 10 ; 05 am ■.hovel some coal on de fire. We don't work no more dan two hours out obe de twenty-fo’ down here. But, tell me, Sam, how is it with you up yonder?” “Mah goodness! We has to git up at fo’ o'clock in de niavvnin’ an’ gathah in de stahs; den .has to haul in de moon and hang but de sun. Den we has ter roll de clouds armin’ all day long.” “But. Sam, how comes y.n, has ter work so hard?” “Wed, to till <U truf,. Rastus, kin’ o’ short of help up here.”— i Philadelphia Public Ledger. CRISP FARM IS BARE O COTTON CORDELE, Aug. 31—There is ; a farm in Crisp county with 120 j acres in cotton this season which ! promises now not to be worth pick ing at any time., -One man made a faithful effort in six acres of it re cently to find one boll—he failed. I This is in a farm, too, where a ; large amount of money was spent lin fertilizers and the work done with a view of reaching the thirty cent cotton price this fall. Now the money and the wo: are all a complete loss and if cotton brought a dollar and a half a pound there would be none from this farm to sell. BE SAFE ROM COMPLETE DISASTER Every man knows that disaster may l it him. Fire, accident and theft re spect no one. Great catastrophes have meant complete disaster to thousands. Save yourself, today, from such 'a possibility. With wise insurance there can be no such thiny as “complete disas ter for you in any eventuality. Insurance will give you full finan cial protection in case of loss. We can give you a’l forms of Property Protection Policies. ERADLEY HOGG Phone 185 Representing the ALLIANCE INSURANCE CO, OF PHILADELPHIA FOR QUICK SERVICE AND HEAVY HAULING PHONE 121’ WOOTTEN TRANSFER CO. Office in Americus Steam Laun dry SOUIH JACKSON STREET ihe Planters Bank of Americus (Incorporated) PERSONAL’ SERVICE. Every department in this OlirWww hnnk, which is the largest un "it ST '• dpr state supervision in T w’ Southwest Georgia, is or- if Ik Ranized and maintained to I ’ 5 give our customers that help- I? co-operation and advice ;it 11 !• J A l jufl which is natural to expect ggl&Zi?from so substantial a bank- ’ n k' institution. We believe it will be to ■■>*vLSHS®?™. • your advantage to get better acquainted with this bank of personal service. The Bank With a Surnlua RESOURCES OVER $1,700,000 PROMPT CONSERVATIVE, ACCOMMODATING No Account 100 Large; None Too Small FRIDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 31. 1923 THE STANDARD « —— • ' ' • Here are Some Friday and Saturday Bargains that it will Pay you to See: • Few white Baronet skirts,’ former- ■ ly $lO. Friday ami Saturday $2.50 One lot of white shirt waists, most all sizes, formerly $1.75; Friday and Saturday ... .“Sc All silk Jersey Peltm mw, fresh goods, $3.50 value, Friday and Saturday $2.98 Satin bloomers, all colors, all sizes vogularlj' $2.50, Friday and Satur day $1.98 Ladies bleached ribbed vests, reg ular and extra sizes, regularly 25e; Friday and Saturday 10c Best quality table oil cloth, white ; ind fancy patterns, 1 1-4 yard' wide, Friday and Saturday at yard . 29c Special lot of gingham dresses, formerly up to $2.50; Friday and Saturday, each ... SI.OO Men's fine silk striped madras shirts, attached or detached collars, regularly $2.50 to $3.50, Friday and Saturday (see window) $1.98 Men’s knitted four-in-hand ties, all silk, formerly 50c, Friday and Saturday 39c Ladies’ all wool serge dresses, new models just received, Friday and Saturday $5.75 Ladies' all wool Poiret Twill dresses, new fall models, Friday and Saturday SIO.OO Ladies black, navy and brown silk dresses just from the makers Fri day and Saturday $10.06 Standard Dry Goods Company Forsyth Street, Next to Bank of Commerce, Americus, Ga.