Crawfordville advocate. (Crawfordville, Ga.) 189?-1???, July 12, 1895, Image 3

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Two Hundred Miles Per Hour. After a half dozen years of expert menting, A. B. Criel, of Ionia, Mich., has perfected a model of a postal car which, he claims, will attain a speed of 200 miles an hour, and is designed by the inventor to carry mail between the principal cities of the country. This car is to be thirty-three feet long and to run on a steel elevated track, eighteen feet above the ground, and it is estimated that the road will cost §10,000 a mile. The car is provided with an apparatus for picking up and throwing off mail, so arranged that it will work automatically. The model is provided with thirty-four apart ments, and carrying out the scale of the model the bags to be dropped in each place will be capable of holding 10,000 letters. Under the patentee’s idea power houses can be supplied at intervals of 200 miles, and the electric current, sufficient to make the entire run from New York to Chicago, may be generated from the waste power at Niagara Falls. It is so arranged that the operator in the central electrio station will always know the location of the car. Ex-Postmaster General Bissell, who has been shown a work ing model of the device, has indorsed it, as have many scientists. Mr. Oriel’s model weighs ne arly 1,500 pounds.— Boston Transcript. The Pursuit of Ilnppin oes. When the Declaration o t Independence as¬ serted man’s right to this, it enunciated an immortal truth. The bilious sufferer is on the road to happiness when he begins to take Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, th * mo> t effi¬ cacious regulator of the iver in existence. Equally reliable is it in chills and fever, con and not at odd intervals. A cruel story runs on wheels, and every hand oils the wheels as they run. The Ladies. The pleasant i ffoct and perfect safety with which ladies may uso tho California liquid lax¬ ative, Syrup of Figs, under all conditions, makes it their'favorite remedy. To get tho true pnd genuine article, look for the name of the California Fig Syrup Co., printed near tho bottom of the package. In pprsons grafted in a serious trust negli¬ gence is a crime. Dr. Ki’mer’s S w a m i> - It o o t cures all Kidney and Bladder troubles. Pamphlet and Consultation free. Laboratory Binghamton, N. Y. If we try to obtain perpetual change, change itself will become monotonous. Tobacco Stinking ltrentb. Not pleasant to always carry around, but it don’t compare with the nerve-destroying power that tobacco keeps at work night and day to make you weak and impotent. Dull eyes, loss of juiciest in sweet words and looks tell the story. Draco up—quit. No To-Bae is a pure quick euro. Guaranteed by Druggists everywhere. Book, titled ••Don’t Tobacco Spit or Smoko tour Life Away,” free. Ad. Sterling Remedy Co., New York City or Chicago. After Dinner, After the heartiest dinner a dose of Tynkb’s DYSPK rsiA Remedy will remove all unpleas¬ ant feelings, aid digestion, ami build up your health. As an after dinner drink it is far su¬ perior to all other remedies, as it never disap¬ points, and leaves an appetite for the next xneal. For sale by Druggists. Manufactured hy Chas. O. Tyner, Atlanta, Ga. Wife used “ Mothers’ Friend ” before first child—was quickly relieved; suffered but little; recovery rapid. IC. E. Johnston, Eufaula, Ala. Tallnliattn Springs, Ain It cured me of a very annoying case of Piles in a few days. I have sold a good many boxes of Tetterine for the common Itch, and it has never once failed to cure, it’s all that’s claimed forit. T. L. Iied-ale. Sent by mitil for 0Oe. in stamps. J. T. Sliujitrine, Savan¬ nah, Ga.___ Now is tlio Time to Cure Your Corns with Hindercorns. It takes them out perfect¬ ly and gives comfort. Ask your drug. ist. 15c. E. A. Rood, Toledo, Ohio, wife says: of catarrh “Hall's fifteen Ca¬ tarrh Cure cured my rears ago and slm has had no return of it. It’s a sure cure.” Sold by Druggists, 75c. Every Cnuse But The Right One. Your headache: You lay it to every cause hut the true one—indigestion. Eo Hardly few people know know what indigestion really is Hi is. Tabu! A they have it. The cure pans druggist. es. singleone gives relief. Ask your InsePiso’s Cure for Consumption both in my family and practice.—Dr. G. \Y. Patter¬ son, Inkster, Mich., Nov. 5,1894. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for children teething, softens the - inus reduces inflamma¬ tion, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c. a bottle If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp¬ son's Eye-water.Dniggists sell at 25 r* per bottle. Always Tired Describes a dangerous condition, because it means that tho vitality is becoming exhaust¬ ed by reason of impoverished blood. Give new life to the vital fluid and tho nerves and muscles will grow stronger. Hood’s Sarsa¬ parilla gives strength, becauso it makes pure, rich blood. Remember Hood’s Sarsaparilla Is the only true blood purifier prominently in the public eye today. $1; six for io. Hood’s Pills the after-dinner i 111 and family cathartic. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR * The Best ★ F^O OD FOR Dyspeptic, Del icate.Infirm and AGED PERSONS ♦^JOWjCARLBj^SOK S. New York. * 1 TO seV-n days. J- F.-wier, oa., r©i»o-t« 33or wKiTEitT “yi: 20* North College rtt.. Nashville, Tenu. Best Cough srrao. Tastes Good. Lse 1c time. Sold by a-cizglstg.__ yglfl J sh afejglS IN AN ENGLISH “CASUAL." - TRAMPS MADE TO WORK HARD FOR A NIGHT'S LODGING, -losiali Flynt and a Companion Wind Up Their Study of Tramp Life in England by a Visit to a “Spike.” "T § OSIAII FLYNT, who has given 1 interesting studios on tramp life in Germany and in this country, has extended his in vestigations to England. Ho writes a paper entitled “Two Tramps in Eug land,” in the Century, lie and his companion, a German student, cam pleted a tour through the provinces with an experience in a “casual” at Netting Hill, London. Mr. Flynt writes: We appeared at the door of tho ward about half-past seven in the evening. A little window was raised, and I stepped forward to state my business. Unconsciously I leaned against the sill of the window, which offended the inspector in charge con siderably. “What’s your name?”he thundered, Still leaning on tho sill, I gave him my name honestly enough. He then remarked to some person inside that we were not accustomed to such places, evidently, and called out, “Stand back, will you!” Back I stood. He cried out again, “Take off your Hat !” My bat came off instauter. Still again : “You come in here as if you was a meeleeonary. You’re not; you’re a casual.” I was as meek as could well be. Byborg was itching to grab the inspector with his long arms. The next question was as to where we ^ad slept tho'night before, “Straw-stack, ” I replied. “None of your impudence ! You slept , out—why don t you say so? Have you got any money?” “A ha’penny, sir." “Hand it in.” In it went. Then I had to tell my trade, which was that of a sailor; and naturally the next question was as to where I was bound. *“To Ameriky, sir, if I can ever get there.” “You’re goin’ to tramp it, aren’t you?” “Ye3, sir; that’s my intention;” but for the life of mo I could not see how 1 was to roach America that way. I was so frightened that I would have told him anything he wanted. When he was through with us, a kind-hearted attendant took us in hand, gavo us some gruel and bread, a bath, clean night-shirts, and then a cell apiece, in which we slept very well. As there were only four inmates that morning, wo were needed for tho cleaning up, and so escaped stone¬ breaking, which I dreaded exceeding¬ ly, and were put at various light oc¬ cupations—or rather I was. Byborg was the victim of his strength. Our breakfast consisted of the same dish as our supper of the night before. I was soon busy as general fireman, scrubber, knife-cleaner, coal-carrier, dish-washer, and helper of my sister sufferer, Airs. Murphy, as she washed her task of towels and shirts. At noon we had pea-soup and bread. I enjoyed it, but Byborg did not. Tho poor fellow was feeling badly; he had had to scrub nearly twenty cells, and the bending over incident to such a feat had nearly broken liis back. At din¬ ner ho said plaintively, “Flynt, I want to go home.” “3o do I,” I replied; “but I fancy we’re wanted here till to-morrow morning.” This proved to be the case; but ho felt better in tho afternoon, and got through comfort¬ ably, wheeling nearly a ton of stone from some of the cells to the general pile. lie earned his “keep” if any poor prisoner did. I fear I was more shiftless, for about the middle of the afternoon the attendant who was with mo at the furnace said: “You might as well rest; just keep your eye on the fires, that’s all.” It was kind of him ; and as I had at least earned my pea-soup and gruel, took his advice. Ho was kinder to me, I think, because I gave him a corn-cob pipe which he had had to take away from mo tho night be¬ fore. During the day he had asked me several questions about it, and I said, “It’s a very decent sort of pipe —coolin’-like, you know.” “Doesn’t Mark Twain always smoke one o’ them pipes?” said he. “Blest if I know” said I; “but I can well thiuk it.” “I’m a great friend of Mark Twain,” he pursued; “an’I’m a-think in’ o’ gettin’ one o’ them pipes, jest out of respect for him.” “Well,” said I, “nermit me, in the name of your respect, to present you with my pipe; besides, you’ve got it, anyhow.” He thanked me profusely, and promised to keep it forever. Later in the day he reported it to be just as I had said, “Sort o’ coolin’ like.” And he was a good iriend to me all the rest of my stay in the Nut¬ ting Hill station. On Wednesday morning wo were turned loose with our two ha’pennies. We were both so hapjty that we de¬ cided to get off the road that very day. We had been tramps for tnree weeks, an l had walked most of this time fnlly fifteen miles a day; so we looked up my friend at tho Temple, and in a few hours were respectable again, ^rhat sarne^ ‘^J^^my “to^’Bo^^n.and he hadpSinapler ‘luck for my old ones. Good to him and them. -- «a -- On the G’Uitral Hoads. They have narrow roads iu Chitral. They are just wide enough for camels to walk in single file, and when one of his camels fell dead on the march Colonel Kelly was obliged to blow tho carcass up so that the rest could pass, —New Orleans Ficayuue. RONDEA.U I In after years when Time nr? *u<*. his Im»d Gently upon your head, and touched to ,, rav The tresses where the sunbeams linger and stray. When on tho downward slopes of Ufa wo stand, Though Passion ceases to riot through tho land, Love’s lamp shall brighter burn at dnslc oi day, Still shall there win t* ns. from far away, Tho scenes and songs of Youth’s enchanted strand In after years. Will peace unfold us in the afterglow, Or will life’s billows hurtle on the shore To fret our rest? I care not, for I know, Whatever Fate may hold for us in store. Dear Heart, I cannot love you less or moro In after years. —Tho New Budget. HUMOR OF THE 1) VY. “Warranted to keep”—A jailor.— Puck. He—“She’s the picture of health, isn’t she?” She—“Yes; a painted picture. ” There are two sides to every ques¬ tion, and tho man on tho iusido gets tho best of it.—Puck. Those who would travel tho road to success must waste no time picking bernos along tho i'ouco-corners.— Puck. Carrutliors— “Why isn’t it just as easy to love a rich girl as a poor one?” Waite—“Too much competition.”— Puck. If all things else should fail I’ll be for fate a match. And raise a crop of spuds for sain On a free pbtato patch. Recorder. —Now York “How long should a widow wear mourning?” “That depends. A wo man who looks best in black should wear it until she is engaged again.”— Life. Hollis —“Miss Buddo has lovely hair. Jim foil in love with her on ac¬ count of that.” Gray—“Case of capil¬ lary attraction, wasn’t it?”—Harvard Lampoon. Maud—“That stupid follow pro posed to mo lust night, Ile ought to havo known beforehand that I should refuse him.” Mario—“Perhaps ho did.”—Brooklyn Life. Mr. Busy Body—“If you hang those turkeys by tho feet you will keep them longer.” Mr. Butcher Business— “That ain’t what I’m trying to do. I want to sell ’em.”—Harlem Life. Careless puppy dog. nosing ’round, Ears alert and tail quite gay— A man, a net, a cart, dog a pound, lots his day. , And ‘’every puppy —Pittsburg Chronicle. “There doesn’t seem to bo anything selfish about that man Pingree,” said Unole Allen Sparks. “In that potato patch scheme of his ho has let every¬ body in on the ground floor. ”-*-Ghi- j cago Tribune. Air. Dropptn-—“Is Air. Baito in to¬ day?” Air. Baite’s Partner—“No, sir; he’s down at the Bangley’s.” Air. Droppin--“Ahl Catching fish?” Air. B.’s P. —“No, sir; fishing.’’— Boston Courier. “To make a long story short,” ob¬ served the city editor to the young re¬ porter, “you may as woll baud your stuff to the copy-reader, That’s tho man ovor there in tho corner. Ho has a blue pencil.”—Truth. That bridal pairs are not like other pears Is a fact you’ve doubtless seen. Why are they not? Because, you know tho dears Are softest when they’re green. —Truth. “Hollo, Gaswell, you here!" “Yes, Dukane. “I thought tho doctor told you last week to go away for a chango of climate.” “That’s what he told mo, but I didn’t need to go. The change of climate came here.”—I’ittshurg Chronicle-Telegraph. Airs. Alalaprop—“Who are the two the young ladies playing that duet on piano!” Herr Htrawitzki—“One is tho daughter of the hostess.” Airs. Alalaprop—“And, pray, who is her accomplice?”—Eulenspiegel. Airs. Magun—“I came across one of your old letters to-day, George, where you said that you would rather bo in endless torment with me than he in bliss by yourself.” Mr. Alagun— “Well, my dear, I got my wish.”— London Tit-Bits. “Daddy,” asked little Danny Gro¬ gan, “what is this now woman busi¬ ness, anyhow?” “It ntanes,” said Mr. Grogan, after a moment’s thought, “thot inctid av i man an’ his wifo bein’ wan anny moore, thot now ho is wan man an’ she is another, bodad.” —Cincinnati Tribune. Air. Billus---“Maria, how does it hap¬ pen that Fauny isn’t going to church with you thiH morning?” Airs. Billus ---“You know as well ns I do, John, that when Bessie and Kate awl l go to church somebody has to stay at home. There isn’t room lor four pairs of sleeves in our pew-”—Chicago Tribune. i A Microscopic Republic. j Ihe smallest . die .. known . that repu is of Tavolara, an island about eight wiles distant from Sardinia. It has a population of fifty-five persons, all told. This domain was accorded m W3( . to u B artoi eom family by King and then expressed the desire that thereafter his subjects should govern themselves. No pretender for the rovai succession appearing, the 111- i habitants of Tavolara in i860 pro claimed a Republic, which in the year following was duly recognized by the Italian Government. ll! - * AiepuiHlO ,, ... is governed by a President, . who is elected for the term of six years. -r 1 : “ women the lull rjgtit ui Bulir&ge. HOUSKHOLD HINTS. To wash n black China silk, rub it with ammonia water and press it bo tween two cloths. When the cellar is being cleaned, add a little copperas water and salt to the whitewash. Oil paiuts are best romoved by chloroform. Apply a few drops and rub gently with a woolen rag. To keep away black ants, the sim¬ plest remedy is to sprinkle salt plenti¬ fully in the places they infest. Wall papers that are soiled or that one feels are dirty, though tho grime is not visible, should be brushed or wiped with a dry cloth, and rubbed with bread crumbs. To disiufoct a book which has boon in a sick room, wash tho cover with a purifier. Put it out in open air for one day, where the sun can beat down on it with all its force. To blench a piece of white embroid¬ ery that has become yollow, wet it in soap suds, not too strong, nud lay it on tho grass where the sun will sliino on it. Wet it and turn it overy day until sufficiently blouehed. To remove black and blue stains from scarlet cloth: Wet them with water (cold rain water), rub them with a piece of scarlet cloth and a mixture of throe drops of wine vinegar and some lemon juice; finally wash in cold rain water. Salad oil, when not fresh, acquires an unpleasant taste, and will spoil any dish to which it is added. Instead of throwing it away, savo it for cleaning machines, mixed with a little paraffin, and for the mixtures used for cleaning furniture. Two pints of white sugar, ono and one-half pints of water throe well beaten eggs, hoaping toaspoonful but¬ ter, two tablespoonfuls cornstarch, juioe of two lemons and rind of two. Cook over boiling water. Stir to koep smooth. Use as sauce or for tarts or layer cake. Lemons may be kept for a long timo, even months, under glass. If you are not going to uso them imme¬ diately, lay them on a fiat surface and invert a goblet over each one. After six months’ imprisonment in this way, they have been taken out us fresh and juicy as over. To make delicious lemon sherbet, take four lemons, two oranges, six tablespoonfuls sugar, throo pints water; squeeze the lemon and orango juice upon the sugar; let it stand five min¬ utes, add water and ice, stir woll and serve; a larger allowance of sugar can bo made for those who like sweet drinks. To make horseradish sauce, take half a pint of milk or cream in a double boiler, ltub togothor a table spoonful of butter and an oven tablo spoonfid < ; f Rower; thou stir them into the bo isug milk, add one ounce of young horseradish, finely grated, a half teaspoonful of salt and tho same of sugar. This is also a very nice sauce to serve with boiled fish. Double the Fruit Yield. A generous mulching of coal and wood ashes mixed around apple, pear, peach, plum and cherry trees, grape vines in the spring will not only large¬ ly protect them from insects, but by furnishing nutriment, greatly increase the yield of fruit. Try it and be con¬ vinced. Throat I'araljsD, (From the Courier-Hcraltl, Baqinaeo, Mich.') It was publicly talked all over Clare County, Michigan, tor some timo before the Courier-Herald sent ft reporter tb Dover to fully investigate tho Coulter matter. Ho finally went, and wo publish to-day his full report. Tho Coulters aro prominent people, though Mrs, C. in response to the question, whether sho objected to being interviewed, said, “Certainly not.’’ Hcf story follows: “About 14 years ago wo decided to take UP our abode in Dover and everything went along smoothly for several years, business progressed, and being of a saving tempera¬ ment we accumulated quite an amount. Our family Increased as the years rolled by and we now havo 5 children living, the oldest 15, youngest i), but sickness made its way into our household, and doctors’ hills flooded upon us, until we have nothing left but our home and these sweet children. Everything went to satisfy tho claims of I had physicians. miserable “About three years ago a feeling at the back of rny ears, my right hand became paralyzed and the paralysis extend¬ affect ed to my arm and throat, and would my head and eyes, sometimes for days I would lose my sight, my face was deformed, lifeless as it were, my nose was drawn to one side, and I presented a pitiable appearance natural and never expecting to regain my facial expressions. I employed tho best phy¬ sicians thousands that of could dollars bo for procured, their expending but services, could not obtain relief. At last, they stated rny case was beyond the reach of medical skill, and it would be but a short time until the end would come. This certainly was not very encouraging to me, but 1 never gave up hope. In connection with receiving the at¬ tendance of physicians I have tried every medicine known to the apothecary but never received any relief until Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People came to my assistance. Before I had taken half of tho first box the deformity in my face had loft me, and before four boxes bad’ been consumed the paralysis had disappeared entirely, and much to my surprise I felt like a new woman. I have not taken any medicine since last spring, just about a year ago, and my trouble has not life appeared Dr. Williams' since. Pink I owe Pills. my health, my to “A short time since my little boy John was afflicted with St. Vitus’ dance. Ho could not walk across the room without as¬ sistance, in fact be would fall a!) over him¬ self, but after taking a few boxes of Dr. Williams’ Pink- Pills, St. Vitus’ dance entre¬ ly left him, and no trace of the affliction is left. These Pills are worth thefr weight In gold. You may say In this connection that I am willing at any time to make affidavit to the truth of these statements, and further¬ more, I will answer any communication con¬ cerning my case, as I consider should it nothing more than right and just that I assist suffering humanity.” Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain all the elements necessary to give new life and rich ness to the blood and restore shattered nerves. They are for sale by all druggists, Williams’ or may fie had by mail from Dr. ffSZiZlSft!!&&■&&’*• s akisig yder m LBS m 4. siff Si^ vetvW oveTtVinAeV s rfgSfe** ^^^* west** ® SXl ~ rtat; ^Absolutely pure Do You Know? That vaseline makes the best dress¬ ing for russet shoes? That spirits of turpentine is tho thing with which to cleanse and brighten patent leather? That moderately strong salt and wa¬ ter taken by tho toaspoonful at inter¬ vals is a euro for catarrhal cold? That a levol teaspoonful of boracic acid dissolved in a pint of freshly boiled water and applied cool is the best wash for inflamed sore eyes or granulated lids? That tho same is an excellent gargle for inflamed sore throat? That soft newspaper is excellent to cleanse windows or any glassware ? That cold tea cleanses paint better than soap and water unless tho paint is whito when milk is bettor? That milk should be used to cleanse oil cloth? That a bit of raw ouion will remove fly specks from gilding without injury to tho gilding? That u rongh flat-iron may be made smooth by rubbing it when warm over a toaspoonful of table salt? That a pinch of salt put into starch will jirosont its “sticking?” That tho white spots on a varnished surface will disappear if a hot flatiron is held ovor them for a second? That hard soap is bettor than grease to quiet creaking doors or to make unwilling bureau drawers submissive? Happy Relief. Old Gentleman—Do you think, sir, that you aro able to support my daugh¬ ter without continually hovering on tho verge of bankruptcy? Huitor—Oh, yes, sir, I am suro I can. Old Gentleman—Well, that’s moro than I can do. Take hor uud ho happy. -Tit-Bits. THANK THE LOVELLS! To Them Wore Than to Other* T« One the Fair 1 ’ln.y Accoriletl to Wheelmen. From tho boginning of cycling In this country tho makers have boon its strongest bulwarks, and to them is due tho credit fort he proud position riders of tho bicycle hold. To the members of tho t rade, therefore, their wo owe much, as it was their pluck and money that havo made for us our position. 1. m -f - > i V 1 9 COL. DENJT. fl. LOVELL. Among tho mwi who mrly folt tho Ifenoflt/i of cycling, and did not Imuitato to expend money, in Colonel J5*n. 8. Lovell, of Boston, Treasurer of the John I*. Lovell Arms Corn puny, of that oily. Their firm namo Iwih been a familiar ono for over fifty yours, hav¬ ing been established in 1H40. doJng a sport¬ ing tfoodrt and gun business. Boliur in a kindred trade, it was but nafur/iJ thul they should engage in tho making and Helling of blcyvlop. Their fliieccgw h oh boon unbounded hh they have made a namo for the Lovell Diamond CyoAm that is a familiar house¬ hold one in ever y hamlet in the land. It is riot possible coriHidornbie to have done that without cost, and a one, too, as readers of current literature will admit, for have not all of uh encountered tho symbolic words “Lovell Diamonds?** To eatirnato the fjroHS amount that has been expended for advertis¬ ing would be a difficult task, but it insaidthat considerably over $100,000 was spent by them during 1HW. All the big Kastern dailies had entire pages, which cost lots of money, and the magazines filled many pages exploit¬ ing Lovell Diamond Cycles. Can it be wondered at, then, that Colonel cycling has become popular, when men like Lovell spend Lovell such sums Treasurer to make it so? John T. Colonel is of the Lovell Arms Company, and 1 h a man of rare business attainments, acquired by Jong ex¬ perience fri private and life an he aptitude has won possessed tho respect by and few. es¬ teem of every one he has been brought in contact with, while his public record fs equally good, on Jive dnTerent occasionsrej> resenting his town ip the Legislature, serving of in both branches. He served on the staff Governor Long for three consecutive years, arid is now a member of Governor Green halges Hiaff. He has been a delegate to four National conventions, and there is not an office in the gift of his townsmen which would not beat his disposal were It not for his groat business responsibilities. There Is no rnan in the bicycle business more respected than Colonel Benj. 8. Lovell, and no better bicycle is made in the world than the Lovell Diamond. I .very .lluilirr >hnul (1 Alw,iy* llavn a bottle of Barker’s GlwterTonic. Nothlnuso good 1 or pai a, wrakne»»,<-old8 ami Ueopfi'HsneHs 3 Exhausted Soils d t c are made to produce larger and better crops by the 0 use of Fertilizers rich in Potash. t 9 is brim Write full for of useful our “Farmers’ information Guide,” for fanners. a 142-page It will illustrated be sent book. free, and It will make and save you money. Address, GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nassau Siren, New York. Attractive If Not Dangerous. A German scientist has discovered a method to preserve the colors of flow¬ ers, oven the most delicate. Ammonia in the air is tho chief cause of flowers losing their tints, and if they can be pressed between paper which has been previously saturated with a solution of 1 per cent of oxalic acid in wator tho specimens of tho palest hues may bo perfectly preserved. Fine Points. When you eoo a man take off his hut to you, it is a sign that ho respects you; but when he is seen divesting himself of his coat, you can make up your mind that he intends to try and make you respect him. Tho Moan Thing. Ella—You ought to have seen Jack when ho proposed. Stella (meaningly)—Oh, I’ve seen him. r -«n. :5V ON THE ROAD ’.‘'Ey-UfeZX„ young to recovery, woman the f. who is taking / Doctor Pierce's Favorite Pre¬ scription. maidenhood, In wo » manhood, wife , hood and moth¬ / » erhood the “Pre¬ f supporting scription ” tonic is a m / V and that’s peculiarly nervine ( / ■tVs / adapted ing, needs, and strength¬ regulat¬ to her a! and ening curing the system the derangements of the sex. Why is it so many women owe their beauty to Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription ladiate ? Because the beauty of center—health. form and face The best from bodily common condition results from good food, fresh air and exercise coupled with the judicious use of the "Prescription.” origin of the trouble and It reaches the corrects it. The Greatest Hedical Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY’S Medical Discovery. 00NAL0 KENNEDY, OF ROXBORY, HASS., Has discovered In one of our oommon pasture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula down to a common pimple. He has tried it In over eleven hundred eases, and never fallod except in two oases (both thunder humor). Ha tuts now la Ids possession ovor two hundred cortill cates of Its value, all within twenty miles of Boston. Send postal card for book. A benefit Is always experienced from th* first bottle,and a perfect cure Is warranted when tho right quantity is tukon. When the lungs are affected it causes shooting pains, like needles passing through them; the same with tho Liver or Bowels. This is caused by tho duets being stopped, and always disappears in a week after taking it. Bead the label. If the stomach Is foul or bilious It will causo squeamish feelings at first No change of diet ever necessary. Eat the best you cun got, and enough of it Dose, one tablespoonful In water at bed¬ time. Bold by all Druggists. HOTEL TYBEE TYDKK ISLAND, <iA. Thin Hotel ih noted for ite «io*llenfc and nitUmdid cii*uin«, ilia table beinif mipplied ftjmndant until'd! the dMioaoloH the market afford'■ An tmpply <»f firth, crnhM, rthruup, etc Lion’n fin« orah«rttra on* (/mt Write *id tor HtmtMm- Hpiicml Hpmimlb inducninmitH )'>iv mUtn to thin partio H‘n* on. <>f for tonus. ten or more. ItOIIAN iV < OVV\N. MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, Tiibtne University of Louisiana. lt« advantAgoH for prw otJcai im*truatl< >n, both in atrip!" laboratories) und nbi undent hospita f ninl'TialH «re tirieuunled. /foHpifuf iicchhh ih Riven to th" grout Charity VV If I» 7<i(i b«d* and ilo,(wo pAtient* An* finally. y Special i IlHt ruction i«i given daily at tiik nun HIDE or THY. HICK. The next and information mfmIoh hegiiiH uddrfttM October 17th, 1H95. For cataloKUH l*rof. H. li. < IIA1LLK, M. I>., Doan. Wl‘. O. Drawer 201. NEW ORLEANS, LA. OSBORNE’S Sfludinedd ANII • V School of Shorthmncl ai gi hta. ga. day of No text book* used. Actual hu-uneas from tintHrinic. tiu-inoi* paper-, coiogo currency and Koodrt urtod. Send for handsomely illustrated cata* logue. Hoard cheap. R. K. fare paid to AuguMta. HOTEL CUMBERLAND Cumberland Island, ca. n«u beach in the South. Flailing unexcelled on the continent. Street cars free to the beach. Naphtha launch an l fleet of r'lW-boata. Splendid livery appointments. Ample accommodation a for U 0 Kueatrt firand orchestra! Mu'ho morning and even¬ ing. Popular rates. LKK T. SHACKELFORD, Proprietor. J® PARKER’S .'J HAIR BALSAM W\ OIcBiisri and bcautiflea the hair. Promotes luxuriant growth. Never Falls V'u .1 to Youthful Restore Color. Gray Hair to ity f&i Cure* vi ilp d<* |1 TJoat «se* * l)nj;<Kuta hair failing. jj A.N. U...... Twontv-eight, ’95.