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THE STRENUOUS KISS.
TW boy sat on the moonlit deck,
His heed was in a whirl;
His eyes and month were full of hai*,
And his arms were full of girl.
—Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune.
ONE OF THE EARMARKS.
“Those people who moved into the
adjoining house yesterday must be aw¬
fully rich,” said Mrs. Urban.
“Why do you think so, my dear?”
queried her husband.
“Because,” she replied, “they own a
lawn mower.”—Detroit Tribune.
A GOOD EXCUSE.
Eorroughs—“Say, lend me another
dollar, quick!”
Lenders— 1 “Why, I just loaned you
one a minute ago.”
Borroughs—“Yes, but that made thir¬
teen I owe you, and you know liow un¬
lucky that is.”—Philadelphia Ledger.
THE SPOILED CHILD.
“No,” wailed Tommy, “I don’t want
that big pink necktie on.”
“It doesn’t matter what you want,”
replied his mother. “You must have
it <m.”
“Well, if you put it on me I’ll cry all
over it an’ that’ll spoil it.”—PhiladeV
phia Press.
COSTLY CORRESPONDENCE.
“I see that a letter supposed to have
been written by Henry VIII. lias just
brought $2000.”
“That’s nothing. A letter of mine
just brought $10,000.”
“Indeed?”
“Yes; to a girl who sued mo to*
breaeli of promise.”
TAKEN FROM REAL LIFE.
“Young fellow,” said the passenger
Svho had been talking to tile motorman,
“you seem to be intelligent and well
informed. You ought to study and try
to lit yourself for college.”
“Much obliged for the advice,” was
the cheerful reply, “but the fact is I
graduated at Yale last spring.”
TIAV-E TO-HCK HIM FIRST,
^3
Sunday-school Teacher—“Can’t you
bring a little boy to Sunday-school next
Sabbath?”
Xlmmy—“No’m. All de boys up my
way is bigger than me.”—New Yeti*
Press.
COMP LI MENT A 111’.
“You acted like a fool to-night.” said
the manager of tha barnstorming ag¬
gregation, angrily.
“I’m glad to hear you say so,” re¬
plied the alleged tragedian, tartly.
“That’s the first time you have ever
condescended to admit my ability, as
nr. actor.”—Columbus Dispatch.
„ IIIS MISTAKE.
“What landed you here?” ask*.,, tne
prisca visitor.
“Dis.is a case o’ mistaken identity,”
replied the convict.
“You mean you are falsely impris¬
oned-”
“I mean do feller I took fur me pa!
was a Sy cop.”—Philadelphia Ledger.
A LIFE ,7CB.
“I want to put an ‘ad.’ in your pa¬
per,” said the weary looking man.
“Make it: ‘Wanted, a situation; any
old job.’ ”
“Shall I say ‘money no object?’ ”
suggested the clerk.
“No, make it ‘object, matrimony.’ If
I could get acquainted with a decent
job IM be willing to marry it for life.”
—Philadelphia Press.
VERY PLEASANT.
“What did that gentleman mean
when he asked yen if your environ
ment was pleasant?” asked the young
gr sister.
“Oh, he meant the things which were
around mo while I was in the coun
:ry,” replied the elder one.
‘Well, Julia, I never heard men’s
inns called by that name before!”
jhicago Journal.
DISFIGURED BY ECZEMA
Wonderful Change in a Xi'chf—fn :% Month
FavO Wm Ckui' u* Zror—Anoliiei'
Cm* by Culfctur*.
“1 had eczema on the lace for live
months, duriutf which tauc i was in the
care u, [ihysjc.ans. MS' lace was so das
figured 1 could no. go out, and it \>u» gomg
irotn oad to worse. A ineud rccoiinncnuio
Cutieat-a. The first n.jut utter L wasfiou
inv lace with Cut.cuia Soup and used Lu
ticura Uicctucnt and iitsoivent f cuangcu
WoncLevtuily. From that day i was au.e to
go out, ur.d in a month the treatment had
removed an scaies and scans, and my face
was as clear as ever. (Signed) i'. ,J. Soth,
317 fitagg isr.rt.et, Mrooa.yn, N. V.”
Living is? 40 per font cheaper Ip
BEST BY TEST
‘ 1 have tried all kinds of waterproof
clothing and have never found anything
at any price to compare with your Fish
Brand for protection from ail kinds of
weather."
CTbe name and address of the 'writer of thi*
tiaaolicited letter may be hiu .1 upon application'/
Highest Award WorltTs Fair, 1901 .
A. J. TOWER GO. The Sign cf tho Fish
Boston, U.S.A.
TOWER CANADIAN
CO., LIMITED
Toronto, Canada
Maker* of Warranted Wet Weather Clothing
Malsby & Co.
41 South Forsyth St., Atlanta, Ga,
Portable ami Stationary
Engines, Boilers,
Saw Mills
AHQ ALL KINDS Of MAGSIIHERY
Complete line Carried in Uock for
IMMEDIATE DELIVERY.
Best Machinery, Lowest Prices and Best Terms
Wil-e us for catalogue, prices,
etc., h-fore Noving.
Held Up the Congressman.
Representative Littlefield tells of a
"bad quarter of an hour” he recently
experienced in New York. Ke was on
his way home from Washington, ac¬
companied by his wife. They stopped
over in New York for a few hours,
and, having completed their shopping,
they stepped Into a restaurant for a
Ught lunch before going to their train
When they had finished, and the wait¬
er had presented a check for sixty
cents, Mr. Littlefield felt for his
pocketbook. It was gone, and not a
cent did either of them have. He
tried to telephone to friends whose
places of business wore in that section
of the city, but it was a public holiday
j the and cashier none of his them situation, were in. He told
j explained
who he was and how he came to be
.
there without money. The cashier
was glad to see him, etc. But that
made no difference—he would not
charge any more on that account; the
lunches were sixty cents, and hurry
up, please. Mr. Littlefield offered to
leave his watch as surety, hut the
cashier had no use for it and wanted
the change. Finally, leaving Mrs. Lit¬
tlefield as security during his tempor¬
ary absence, he went out and found
a pawnbroker and spouted his val¬
uable gol 1 watch for $10 and cleared
up the difficulty. Fortunately the rail¬
road tickets were safe and they got
home without further adventure. La¬
ter on, Mr. Littlefield received his
pocketbook and its contents intact, it
having been found by a New Jersey
man in the car, and returned to the
address found with it.—Lewison (Me.)
Journal.
Gcatle Jane, when burned to death,
Murmured w:th her latest breath:
“Well, this is the greatest joke!
All my puns must end in smoke.”
Is It Right ?
Is it right for you to lose M.20 that a
dealer may make 50 emiD more by selling
fourteen gallons of ready-tor-use paint, at
$1.30 [ er gallon, than our agent wili make
by selling you of linseed eight gallons which oi L. & M., and
six gallons of better oil, make four¬
teen gallons a paint, at ij'L.20 per
gallon? Sold everywhere Is it right? and
Martinez, New York. Paint by Longman Makers for <1
Fifty Years.
! China. Coal costs moot in South Africa; least in
mm 1, vS i'i
To cure, or money refunded by your merchant, so why not try It? Price 50c.
FTTSryvrTnanenMy furod. NofU«orn«rrou«
nees a f t«r first Jar's ns* of Dr. Kline's Gr-sat
N*rvoRestorer,i'2triaI bottlemrt ?roatbe fr-'-s
Or.It. K.Klinv. Ltd.,931 Arch St.. IMlila.,T > a.
The naval militias of thn States com¬
prise 4-13 officers and 4740 men.
Mm. Winslow’s Soothing Svrnn for Child r-vx
teethin',-,soften tha -.rums.reduces inflamma¬
tion,allays r>aiu,oareswlnd co le, bottle
'fhe tnlarv of the Governor-General of
Canada is $30,000 a year
I’tso’s Cure cannot b* too hicrhlv soo'cei V
f taooug’a euro.—I. \V. O’ Brief. 32:1 Thir l
Avenue, X.. Minneapolis, Minn.. Jan. fi. 100J,
Dresden is one of the few cities possess¬
ing a municipal newspaper.
For Mosquito Kite*
Sloan’s And the Liniment poisonous th? sting of all insects
is great antiseptic.
Japanese rapidly trade both with Australia is in¬
creasing ways.
uog Caddie for Newport Belle.
Canine caddies are the latest inno¬
vation in Newport. They are intro¬
duced by Miss May Van Alen. Ban¬
ishing the small boy who formerly
| carried her golf sticks, she has in¬
stalled a Scotch collie as caddie. When
j dressed for the game the dog wears
a ught leather harness, correspond
j Ing in color to his mistress’ costume.
To the straps across his hack are at¬
tached a bag large enough to contain
six or eight clubs, and from his neck
is suspended a pouch for the halls.
It’s only natural a Scotch dog should
be filled with the spirit of the game.
The collie follows at Miss Alen’s
heels, ready to provide a putter,
driver or lifter, as needed.' He has
also been trained to retrieve. At
times he shows an intelligence which
is a reproach to his prececessor, and
Miss Van Alon avers he is a fine com¬
panion. His sense of duty is of the
keenest. So is his loyalty, for it Is
averred gravely ho waves his tail in
pride whenever his owner makes a
particularly good stroke.—New York
Press.
Fine Place for a Stroll.
William Astor Chanlor, the young
explorer, was one of the guests at a
dinner given in Washington by Count
Cassini.
A young woman congratulated him
on his energetic and successful life.
She praised ardently his two books
of travel. Finally she asked him to
describe a real typical Jungle for her.
Mr. Chandler smiled.
“A real jungle, a typical jungle?"
said he. “Well, I should describe a
jungle cf that sort as a forest of fish¬
hooks, relieved by ffy --- 1
patch of pen-knives.” I
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Last year alone, more than two million people were cured of
CHILLS and FEVER liv using
This should convince yon that it is the BEST CHILL AND FEVER
TONIC. If you have any Melarlal Trouble give it a trial, if you
are not cured vour druggist will refund your money. Made in reg¬
ular and Tasteless Forms.
For sale by all Druggists. I’riee 50 cents, Manufactured by
PATTOM-WORSHAM DRUG C 0 „ Dallas, Texas, and Memphis, Tom
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with Tha t o Is very FREE pair JOUR WORTH MONEY Jedffih .
of Wobo tor’s
from s!zo 11 up.
ffl?rtfypmri~&warls £>lja?
UARQEST FINE SMOt IXCLUSlVlSTS
ST. LOUIS. U. S. A.
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Cough Syrup. All ELSE FAILS,
i T ante* Good,
_m time. Folrl by drvvfrin ts.
If rUilirtei* Thompson’s Eye Water
v>1lli went,
eyes, a
INFORMATION WANTED.
“Jane,” said the mistress to the new
girl, “you must not forget to put the
mackerel to soak for breakfast.”
‘ All right, mum,” replied Jane.
“What pawnbroker kin I soak ’em
with, mum?”—Detroit Tribune.
Tumors Conquered
Without Operations
Unqualified Success of Lydia EL PinKham’s
Vegetable Compound in Cases of Mrs. Fox
end Kiss Adams.
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One of the greatest triumphs of Lvdin I !
15. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compoun-1 is
tlie conquering of woman’s dread
enemy, Tumor,
So-called “ wandering pains” the may
come from its early stages, made or manifest pres¬
ence of danger may be
by excessive menstruation accompanied
by unusual pain extending from the
ovaries down the groin and thighs.
If you have mysterious pains, if there
are indications of inflammation ulcera¬
tion or displacement, don’t wait for
time to confirm your fears and go
through the horrors of a hospital opera¬
tion; secure Lydia, E. Pinkham’s Vege¬
table Compound right away and begin
its use and write Mrs. Pinkliam of
Lynn, Mass., for advice.
Read these strong letters from grate¬
ful women who have been cured:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:— (First Letter.)
“In looking over your hook I see that vour
modidne cures Tumor of the Uterus. 1 nave
boon to a doctor and ho tells mo I have a tu¬
mor. I will be moro than grateful if you
can help mo, as I do so dro id an operation.”
—Fannie D. Fox, 7 Chestnut St.,Bradford,Pa.
Doar Mrs. Pinkhnm:— (Second Letter.)
“ I take the liberty to congratulate wonderful you on
the success I have had with your
medicine.
“ Eighteen months ago my monthlies
stopped. Shortly after I felt so badlyl by sub¬
mitted to a thorough examination a phy¬
sician, and was told that I. had a tumor on
the uterus and would Uuvo to undergo an
operation. “ I after read of advertise¬
ments soon and deckled to one give Lydia your E. Pink
taking ham’ s Vegetable five bottles Compound directed, a the trial. tumor After is
as
entirely gone. I have ag in boon examined
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
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FOR WOMEN
tronbied taeir with used ills pc-cuj'ai- to is ''dlTw..___ marvelously"sucN
sex, as n douche
cessfui. ThoroBglily cbjuases, kills di case germs,
ctvps discharges, Dials Inflatamation and local
coreness, cures leucorrhcea and nasal catarrh,
Paxtine Is in powder Firm to be d olved in pure
w-nter, ar.d is far more cltarining, hea.airp ccrrnit.dal
and economical than liqtii-i anliaeptic,* for all
TOILET AMD WOMEN’S SPECIAL USES
For sale at drug;:’ ’s, ?/J cents a box.
Trial Box and of Instructions Ers-e.
"xr p. Pjston rrurprn y ECUTOM, Mess.
hr the physician and he Rays T have no signs
<’f“I monthlies around oneo more; and I am
entirely well. 1 shall never bo without a bot
tle of Lydia house.”—Emmie Pinkham’s D. Vegetable Fox, Bradford, Compound Pa.
in the
Another Case of Tumor Cured
l»y Lydia 13. Pitikham’B Vegeta¬
ble Compound.
Dear Mrs. Pinkhnm:—
“ About three years ago T hnd intense pain
in my stomach, with cranqis and raging
headaches. The doctor prescribed for mo,
but finding that I did not. get any better ho
examined me and, to mv surprise, declared
I had a tumor in the uterus.
“I felt sure that it meant ray death warrant,
and was very disheartened. 1 spent, hundreds
of dollars in do.’toring, but the nothing tumor kept but
growing, till the doctor miid that,
an operation would save me. Fortunately I
corresponded with my aunt in the New Eng- E.
and States, who ad vised me to try Lydia
Pinkhnin’s Vegetable Compound before sub¬
mitting to an ojKiration, and 1 at oneo started
taking a regular treatment, finding began to my
g n -at relief that my general health to
improve, and after three months I noticed
that the tumor hud reduced In size. 1 kept
on taking the Compound, and in ten months
it had entirely disappeared without an ojier
ntkm, and using no medicine but Lydia E.
Plnkham’s Vegetable Compound, unu tiio wor<ls good
fail to express how grateful I am for
it has done me.”—Miss Luelln Adams, Colon¬
nade Hotel, Beattie, YV ash.
Such unquestionable testimony
proves the value of Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound, and should give sick
confidence and hope to every
woman.
Mrs. Pinkliam invites all ailing
women to write to her at Lynn, Mass.,
for advice.
i a Woman's Rmcdy for Woman's Ills.
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8 3 st? & * 3 -S SHO E 3 S
W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cltt Edge LVno
cannot bo equalled at any prica.
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disprove this etaioinent.
VV. I.. Douglai S.I.Ah rhoeg Iiove by their ex¬
cellent style, enny tittfrg, amt superior nule wiarinir
,|uallt!e‘-, echieved the largest of any $3.JO
shoo In the world. They are Just as good »»
I’loee that cost you $5.00 to $7.00—the only
liiference is the "price, if Mass., I could take you Into
xiy luctory at Brockton, the largest la
the world or ler one root troUng inen’s fine
shoes, and show you the care with which every
pair of Dou'/lus skoea !.» mode, j ou would realize
why W. I.. boii.hifl *5.50 shots ere the best
shoes produced in the world.
:f I could thow you the difference between the
lUiiSes, hoes made In would my factory undorrland end there why ol Douglas other
$3.50 you Sold
shoes covt more to make, why they
tholr shape, lit better, wear loisgrr. and are ot
Zreater Intrinsic value than any other |3.5Q
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without hJ:< name ftrul price stn/uped on bottom#
WAN T i: * >. A Phoe dealer in every town vrherer
\ r . Ij. I/oiir'l as Shoes are not s*>M. Full lino oi
samples Hunt free toe inrpeeti/tn upon le^ucst
Fa&t Color Fyeifitn uned; th,?q tufll not wear braastj.
lor (’atfiloa: of T«*r<Stylo*,
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