Jasper news. (Jasper, Ga.) 1885-????, February 28, 1885, Image 6

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THE .NEW SLAT*. 1CTHEBN NAMES UPON TU« LIST. Id. Manning, Lamar, Y'ilaa and [ are on every k1hV«, the mad cabinet, will i fill five places iu os for the other two appear Urave doubt .Many prediction** i that one or both of them will l eral suryriee. Lamar’s visit to A/bany has Ith ngrt to a head lleveland has positivly settled Bembers, and a/1 «»f them have leir formal acceptance. I r tun ate men are; payard, Secretary of Stato. Banning, k Seoi*et.iry of t»easury. Lamar, secretary of the inte irland, attorney-geaerai. Btmaster-geneial. y probalo th t Mr, Whitney, fork will be appointed to the I Judge £lliot (who, it will fed, was the democratic nom Ovenor in Massachusetts last Uho war dejmrtment.. Thi8 Uueu from New York, but as Ithree Southern mer. The ■ y right to complain. Jasper News;—I have j*st Udiag lata four or five pages of the still not satisfied will have [again. I recon some people tisfied by reading any thing Li cannot for l have to read niyze it, and then read it over l r hen I find a section of the leaves a doubt in my mind understand the menning and y are all doubtful or nearly so uprcaie Court will make a tid then another will come h &wv near the Hume case ( or 'of a case ) they will reverse their construction of the. law jkon that is all right, and 1 right to give my construction L and say that it is this way |y but my Haying arc not to 1 ana rent out &« the law of So Emory is to be judge of kr»n District and will not I reckon for I aiu not going k whiskey nor coni cal auy no and then Emory will not ff reckon. reckon that it is all right for pnsays that if female auffer jdiowed in Georgia that the y be a novelty, and says I legalized in twelve states I territories. Well 1 reckon it is al! right if it w u in all of tbs states for they would vote the whisky out, yes out of distance they would think of the”nifht that the husband • amo home drunk and drove the good wife an 1 ohii£ dren off the premises, give the worn en the contro of the whisky laws aud there will not be much sold in this county, they will vote it out of yrur county , and out of your state, they afe right I reckon for the y resellers preach against it aud the Judges lectionors the criminal not to drink any more whisky and tells him te keep sober and he is not likely to commit crime. Well Mr. Editor how many cases do you find where both parties uie cool and sober. J. A. W. TOPICS OF THE DAY. Goneaal Comments Hitli Pencil and Scinsora. A criple man stuped a lawyer on the street, the other day, and beggea for alms “Won’t you please give a poor man with a large lamilv something to keep them tram la starving?” the For wonder lawyer’s heart was tuehed. “My poor fellow/ he said % I teel fo r you. I haven’t any chang to give you but I’ll tell you what 3 will d j; It you want a divorce, i’ll only charge you halt rates.” tie Preferred to Cherish Something Else. The widow of a distinguished professor was visited by a rath¬ er shabby-genteel sort of a gen¬ tleman. who expressed great admiration lor her deceased hus¬ band, and who finally said; “i revere the memory of your husband, and would like very much to have some relic to keep and cherish,” ‘ The only relic I can offer you’ replied the disconsolate widow sighing heavily, “is myself.” if you will love and cherish me for his sake, you rnnv.” But the relic hunter had silent¬ ly stolen away before she could fi u : g h the sentence. At the depot: “Are yon sure that cur trunks arc all light?’’ “Yea, iny dear: I just saw them.” “Did you think to lock the frontdoor?” “Yea.” “And have you telegraphed Uncle Josh to meet us at the station with his wage n?” “Yes, and indicated that we would stay at his farm until cold weather.” “That was right but how about the newspaper notices?” “Hero they arc, already to mail as soon a* I can get utamps-JIfr. and Mrs.Deadbeat, with their interest¬ ing family, will sojourn at Saratoga. GIVEN AWAY FOR ONE YEAR. We want 200,000 subscribers before May 1st. 1885. to our large Illustrated publication, The Sunshine Maga¬ zine. In order to get the above num¬ ber of subscribers we must give away subscriptions the first year, and the second year we will make up the loss, as most, of them will subscribe again, paying our regular price. 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