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OWL THICKETS* NEWS.
■ We uW tog«t aliolt Of inotli
or number of your paper. « *U .
wallering tueng over m our end y it.
We notice that some feller says that
a smoker oout, won’t help Cleveland
his labors. We caught some ef them
and whale est cat fish that ever run in
eur branch. They was a feller told
us th-.d they mug a talk ef Grant if
your place a bavin of Corniptions m
some kind you tell him that the rerv
best thiug h r that is ge out during
the day about 40 times tin hour am
soke ins head in fresh spring watei
just from" the well and it is a shore curt
every time.
W« also notice that there are a lad y
a teachen the people how to make flow¬
ers, well we had a somebody a tryiu o.
it here but the frost keeps them st
back so they are auoin no good but ,
reckon they will come all right after
awhile fruit or no frost.
We hear of a heap a things a happenb
hut don't know whether they are hi
« not, we heard that (but don’t to 1
that we told it) that a man by thenaiat
of iS’penc* a little akia to Jim Blait;
toted a lot of Uncle Sara’* paper* on a
dead Hallop out of Nooutootly Bis. U
M. was it so if so why ?
Now wbeu our next Mail comes ii
June we were a looking for an appint
ment as -Viiiuster of the pi onapienteii
tiary (or some other pemtenary) to
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Nooutootly. , but-if , they . are ageui to cut
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up r over U men
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fJut if . instan
we are lor peace IwJ, uitg
JLtusmc «d tl'e «**
frenchman ami Gumarabicaus
t>j<w a-'d tbe Muliidu w.ut to figlu jwt
et ’em fight we an’t the under dogf no:
the upper deg m the fighf b it will
dearer to eat h me wnile they are u
fitting.
Some more «ome time
i Timethins Scroggins
P. S If your'folks dont kno w , how to
promuiu- e mj 1 name t«U them to
my forehW name on th-O. and my
maidoii name on the Sicrug. T.S.
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7o > m.i.ty jni.mit* litii viotim
k> Hie 'sKixt v ul gottmelrv. /’be
right Angle fnaug/e iuv instance
is (be enjasr <it jiiairy a su»i*Jen
< <n Hi. he fatal argle is forni
bv the bvxjv and arm—from
e mouth to llie shou.der b -
'iwg the jv*rj>endicu!ar, hum the
#l l w!;ler..to r ih(- elW,w being the
baseline, knd Icr'anjt from the
*t *M' ' ithw iU fl hy.
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l«thcr:ope. . ■. -
Xke Minister’s BcivMid.i
A postman leit two lerUtrs
tbe re „; > ence 0 f a ChicarfiO
both of which contain
‘i ail application for nil* »er
vice to perform the marriage
ceremony at the same time.
‘ £ *7 hardly know what to do,”
he remarked to hi* wife.“Z can’t
accomodate them both. Let me
.see— Mr.A. has been married
before has he not ?” “Oh. yes
replied his wife, die lost his first
wife about six months ago.”
“Mnd Mr. B. is baeholer.’ Yes
,’That settles it, then, i shall
mar)- Mr. B When a man mar¬
ries the second time he never
pays the minister any more
than the law allows, but young
bachelors are so retimes very
oolish,” and the good man rub
bed his hands mildly.
Evary Man HU On
I have bought ik« Right for Picken
County, to teach th# Now and univor
*al Rulo of Interest It it tho shortest.
aid easiest to learn, perfectly
the tho fraction . of
• getting answer to a
im L , aannot bo forgotten. I will
v who ealemate . . ,
any one can x in
multiplication and division, to bo a
«>»A , emulator , , .nluttr.*, . , M
«y
cent, ariy amount and for any length
time, in a few minutes. I hare put
priM o{ tuit |„ dowa „ itllin rta ,b „f ,1
i t* a good thing for th» best of srhol
ars, and a better fos those with a lim
,{ *J education I will sell the right
any district in the county cheap
ing Town, Persimmon and Townsend
On srid Rule I refer you to C.
cent, Principal «f Talking Rock
,a y» * Q ^ J. it. Alien, county
oomunasioaer.
Hoping to reeeire a liberal
ee^etfuly tursy,
9
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SPAVIN CUM
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