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I‘reveal* stricture. All com plete. To'be carried In vest pocket. Sure preven tive. (Sent l>v mall in )>lain package prepaid, on receipt of price. SI.OO per Uox; S for SZ.,M). JORDAN’S DRUG STORE, Sole Agents, BAKNESVU.I.K GEORGIA. COTTON. Cole’s Cotton Planter Will Save You SI.OO on Every Acre You Plant. COLB S COMBINATION PLANTER is positively and absolutely without an equal as a money and labor saver,— plants Cotton, Corn, Peas, Soca-beane, etc. as well and even better than any separate special machine ever built. W k PROVE IT I* TOUR OWE FIELD AT OUR expense. Write for full information. THE COLB MFG. CO., Charlotte. N. C. CONDENSED STORIES. “Bulls” That Don't Appear In The Con gressional Record. , The “bulls” of congressmen nev er appear in The Congressional ffflb ord. The widest freaks are toned down into correct and glowing rhet oric before they get into print, and so the country loses some of the most interesting things said by its representatives. Yet some of Colo nel Hepburn’s remarks about the Nicaragua canal bill deserve a bet ter fate. Thus lie declared that there was “a trend in the air” in favor of the Nicaragua route. Wouldn’t a trend that got into the air be apt to collide with Sir Boyle Roche’s rat? Jn the same debate Colonel Hep burn spoke of “the wafting of the sailing vessels that desire to cross the continent.” An unappreciative listener suggested that Colonel Hep burn had “prairie schooners” in mind. Didn’t Interrupt His Nap. Senator Culberson of Texas is credited with telling a good court story. It happened down in Mr. Culberson’s state and at a time when his father was engaged in a case. In the midst of Judge Culberson’s argument the sheriff approached the ft LL. mmMp JM STpSS:^ 1 i SMS j|U ■> “TIIEIiE’S A MAN ASLEEP PACK HEBE." bench and indicated a desire to ad dress the court. “If your honor please,” said the sheriff, “there is a man asleep back here on a bench, and he is snoring very loudly.” “After he wakes up you enn ex clude him from t ho courtroom,” sol emnly responded the judge. The Only News. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch pub lished this clever little story about the late Lord Dufferin: “One time the late Lord Dufferin was return ing to Ireland from a diplomatic mission to be married, his engage ment to the beautiful Miss Hamil ton having just been announced. He landed one evening on the plat form of a small country station near Clandeboye, his home, and hired a man to drive him the four or five miles, but he was so muffled up that tho driver failed to recognize him. Presently Lord Dufferin asked, ‘Any news about here?’ ‘No news,’ grumpily replied the man, ‘except that the beautiful Miss Hamilton is going to marry that ugly fellow Dufferin.’ ” A Bit Too Genteel. When asked what he thought of a certain golf captain, a Scotch cad die said, “Weel, sir, he’s a verra nice gentleman an’ a good gaufer, but lie’s awfu’ nerra—awfu’ nerra.” “Narrow! What do you mean, Don ald?” “Weel, sir, it wis this way: Efter the game was over and I had carried his clubs tip tae the house lie says, ‘Donald, will ye have a draw?’ And I said, ‘I do be verra please/ So he gets the bottle, an’ he pourin’ nwa’ intae a glass, an’ I, wantin’ tae be genteel, says: ‘Stop! Stop!’ An’ he stopped.” A Poetical Hangman. The British hangman died re cently. His predecessor in office invented the “long drop” and strongly affirmed that it was a spe cially humane method of dealing with small and light malefactors. In urging the merits of his inven tion he referred to the precedent of a certain murderer with romantic eloquence. “There was the late Mr. Peace, sir. Well, Mr. Peace was a very small gentleman, and I gave ’im the long drop, and he went off as gentle as a summer’s eve.” In Doubt. An old clergyman who formerly lived in Maine was remarkable for his eccentric ideas and sayings. Among other curious ways he was in the habit of asking a blessing on each particular thing on the table. At breakfast one morning there was some bear meat, and his petition was as followa; “Lord, bless the cof fee, bless the bread and butter, but as to the bear meat, Lord, I don’t know what to say.” BARNESVILLE NEWS-GAZETTE, THURSDAY, APRIL 3, 1902. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. This preparation contains all of tb*. digestarits and digests all kinds of food. Jtgivesinstantreliefand never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the forx 1 you want. The most sensitive stomachs can take it. By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured after everything else failed. It prevents formation of gas on the stom ach, relieving all distress after eating. Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take. It can’t help but do you good 9ropar< ;l only by E. C!. DkWitt&Co., Chicago ibc SJ. bottle contains timesttie 50c. size. A HARD WORKED EMPEROR. Emperor Francis Joseph of Aus tria is very plain in iiis tastes and habits. At G o’clock in the morning he takes his breakfast, consisting of some , cold meat, coffee and fresh made bread and cake. Between 12 and 1 o’clock ho takes his dejeuner, two dishes of meat and some ordi nary pastry. Dinner is served at 6 o’clock sharp. All his meals are served in his library at his writing desk. Not even a tablecloth is spread. His personal valet on duty receives the dishes in an antecham ber on a large tray and puts the tray before the emperor on his desk. Often the emperor takes a spoonful of soup between two signatures. He is a very busy man. With the meal the menu for next day’s dinner is sent up and laid before the emperor. It contains two soups, patties, fish, two entrees, two roasts, two desserts, pastry, cheese, fruit, etc., and the emperor with a blue pencil crosses off whatever he does not want. The emperor does not care much for wine. He prefers a glass of beer. A WORTHY SUCCESSOR “SOMETHING NEW UNDER THE SUN.” All doctors have tried to cure CA TARRH by the use of powders, acid gases, inhalers and drugs in paste form. Their powders dry upon the mucuous membranes, causing them to crack open and bleed. The powerful acids used in the inhalers have entirely eat en away the same membranes that their makers have aimed to cure, while pastes and ointments cannot reach the disease. An old an experienced practi tioner who has for many years made a close study and specialty of the treat ment of CATARRH, has at last per fected a Treatment which when faith fully used, not only relieves at once, lmt permantly cures CATARRH, by removing the cause, stopping the dis charges, and curing all inflammation. It is the only remedy known to science that actually reaches the afflicted parts. This wonderful remedy is known as “SNUFFI.ES, the GUARANTED CA TARRH CURE” and is sold at the ex tremely low price of One Dollar, each package containg internal and external medicine sufficient for a full month’s treatment and everything necessary to its perfect use. “SNUFFLES” is the only perfect CA TARRH CUn-E ever made and is now recognized as the only safe and positive cure for that annoying and disgusting disease. It cures all inflammatioy quickly and permantly and is also won derfully quick to relieve HAY FEVER or COLD in the HEAD. CATARRH when neglected often leads to CONSUMPTION FLES” will save you if you use it at once. It is no ordinary remedy, but a complete treatment which is positively guaranteed to cure CATARRH in any form or stage if used according to the directions which accompany each pack age. Don’t delay but send for it at once, and write full particulars is to your condition, and you will receive special advice from the discoverer of this wonderful remedy regarding your ease without cost to you beyond the regular price of “SNUFFLES” the “GUARANTEED CATARRH CURE.” Sent prepaid to any address in the United States or Canada on receipt of One Dollar. Address Dept. H 20, ED WIN B. GILES it COMPANY.233Oand 2332 Market Street, Philadelpia. Yarbrough’s Market. I have purchased J. R. Chap man's Market and am now in the business to serve and please the public. Will keep on hand at all times a full and complete line of FRESH MEATS of all kinds and also FISH and OYSTERS. Will handle nothing but the first qualities and will give prompt at tention to all orders. W. C. Yarbrough. CO TO J. M. Middlebrooks —TO — Get your Groceries CHEAP! 1 R> best Cream Cheese 15c 18 > best Sugar SI.OO Good Flour 4 25 (full patent) 4 85 1000 matches 5 c Cane Syrup 40c Best Meal I OO ScbnappaTob per lb (bx)„_3BC. T.. filicide ‘Vi ■ i ‘of the princes and officials who were told some months ago they had bet ter take their lives have come out and do not by any means lack pic torial features. One compassed his end by swal lowing gold, leaf, which he washed down with opium. Another took the silk cord his imperial master sent him and artis tically hanged himself in a neigh boring temple, while a third showed he had unique ideas on the subject by eating-earth till it choked him. This latter method is very unusu al and may have proceeded from a misty notion that the more of his native coil he absorbed the less there would he for the foreigner to confiscate. —Philadelphia Record. A French View of England. A London paper prints the fol lowing story: Some copybooks which are being issued at the French schools contain pictures of English troops suffering defeat at the hands of the Boers, and the letterpress is written in this vein: “The English army * * * is not a national army like that of France. Kidnaping is the sole method of recruiting em ployed on the other side of the chan nel. It is chiefly in London, at Trafalgar place, that this abomina ble white slave trade is carried on.” It goes on to describe the recruits as “vagabonds, beggars, the scum of great cities,” allured by primises of gin, “the national English drink,” and it concludes with the statement that the English soldiers are a set of drunkards. When such libels are taught in the schools, who can wonder that we are not popular in France? English Floors Bernhardt. After a determined effort lasting over a period of months Sarah Bern hardt lias given up trying to learn English. All her brilliant talent was not sufficient to give her mas tery over or even fair proficiency in the composite language. Mme. Bern hardt at first attempted the task without aid, but soon found it was more difficult than she had imagin ed. Then she secured as tutor an American actress. The latter work ed long and faithfully with the tra gedienne, whom, to her amazement, she found a stupid pupil. Bern hardt tried very hard, hut it was no use. One day in a fine frenzy she called upon the gods to destroy Shakespeare and all his works and declared most forcibly and with em phasis that she would have no more to do with English. Chicago Chronicle. Goldfish Versus Mosquitoes. Admirers of goldfish as house pets and ornaments for aquariums and artificial ponds may be able to show that their favorites have some thing besides their beauty to recom mend them. Frofessor W. L. Un derwood of the Massachusetts Insti tute of Technology reports that mosquito larvag are favorite food for goldfish. He has made many experi ments that prove the fact, and he suggests that the introduction of goldfish in many small bodies of wa ter where mosquitoes breed would be preferable to the use of kerosene in destroying the pests. Goldfish, he finds, will thrive in our natural northern waters and can easily bo bred in any sheltered pond where the water is not fed by too many cold springs. Intensely American. A writer in the Boston Journal knows a man, an intense American, who believes in the superiority of the most stupid American over the most learned or brilliant foreigner. He calls all foreigners, of whatever country they may be, “dagos.” The Emperor William, the czar, Rich ard Strauss, Sardou, Ibsen, Maeter linck, the Chinese minister, Marco ni—they are to him all “dagos,” as were Goethe, Peter the Great, Co lumbus, Omar Khayyam, Confucius, George Sand. He always refers to Americans as “God’s own.” Oil Wells and Earthquakes. Los Angeles is said to have expe rienced no earthquake shock since the oilfields in that city have been opened, and the opinion is gaining ground that the tremors which fre quently occurred before the wells in operation were bored were in some way associated with the accumulat ing of natural gas in the oil meas ures. The wells now give a vent to the gas and relieve the strain on the earth's crust. The Englishman. There is a quatrain in an old English operetta, says the London Globe, which has some present ap positeness : Ota, the Englishman has a courage rare; He’s of tyranta a stern resister. Though he may net speak In Trafalgal •qu&rt Or are 4 his deceased wife’s stater. Mexican Mustang Liniment quickly relieves and cures Riles, also prevents chafing. Pane teaches mamiy !es= sons , one of which is, esc Mexicam Li mi meet. Mexican Mustang Liniment cures Frost-bites, Chilblains, Chapped Hands and Face. R. P. Becht, Pres. E..G. Becht, Sec. & Treas. Chas. Becht, V-Pres. 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Yours respectfully, O. D. PHELPS. M. D. Dr. Taft Bros. Medidine Cos. Feb. 5, 1901. Gentlemen: I was troubled with Asthma for 22 years. I have tried numer ous Remedies, but they have all failed. I ran across your advertisement and started with a trial bottle. I found relief at once. I have since purchased your full-size bottle, and am ever grateful. I have family of four children, and for six years was unable to work. lam now in the best of health and am doing business every day. This testimony you can make such use of as you see fit. Home address, 235 Rivington street. S. RAPHAEL, 67 East 129th st., City. TRIAL BOTTLE SENT ABSOLUTELY FREE ON RECEIPT OF POSTAL. Do not delay. Write at once, addressing DR. TAFT BROS.’ MEDICINE CO., 79 East 130th St., N. Y. City. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. There is nothing like Asthmalene. It brings instant relief in the worst cases. It cures when all else fails. The Rev. C. F. 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