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The “Deestrick Skule.” Closing Exercises Friday, May 2nd, at Gordon Institute Auditorium== 8 o’Clock, P. M. Visitors need not bring candles with them, as onr worthy School-master will provide lights at his own expense. PROGRAM: SONG —“Old Folks at Home.” ACT Ist. Children on Their Way to School. ACT 2nd. School in Morning Session. SONG —“When You and I Were Young, Maggie.” School call. Roll call. Singing exercises. Recitations: A. B. C. Class and Primer Class. Timothy Truck, Patience Plunkett, Theodore Roosevelt, Matilda Jane Honeysuckle. Michael O’Flynn, Henrietta Normienta Caroline Boston. “Bubby,” (Ezekiel Jedediah Honeysuckle.) Reading Class. Jonathan Bull, Gloriana Gadabout, Cynthia Ann Honeysuckle, Jeremiah Bromoseltzer, Max Honeysuckle, Climax Honeysuckle. Spelling Class. Doleful Dreary Doolittle, Temperance Hartshorn. Barbara Fidgety, Alexander Smart, Cynthia Ann Honeysuckle, Corniption Carnation. Ceography Class. Cynthia Ann Honeysuckle, Jonathan Bull, Jeremiah Bromoseltzer, Alexander Smart. Corniption Carnation, Climax Honeysuckle, Crammar Class. Cloriana Gadabout, Max Honeysuckle, Doleful Dreary Doolittle, Temperance Hartshorn. Barbara Fidgety, Cynthia Ann Honeysuckle. ACT 3rd. Playground at Noon. ACT 4th. Afternoon Session. 1. Song—“ Annie Laurie.” 2. Visit of Committee —Squire Grumbler, Deacon Wayback and Abijah Hardserabble. 8. Visit of Mrs. Honeysuckle. 4. Recitations, Essays and Songs by some of the brighter scholars. Closing with “Aukl Lang Syne.” A rare treat is in store for the public. Our School-master, Ralp Hartsook. (Mr. C. 0. Summers) has been engaged at a salary of ten dollars a month, and to board all around. He has succeeded in introducing many reforms into the school, which he feels sure will meet with favor by the patrons of the HAY HEED SCHOOL. Admission, 25 cents; Children, 15 cents. Seasons and Styes. Come and go but the appetite remains the same. Fine Steaks and Roasts^^^^ 1 Are as necessary and as much wanted this season as last and we are still in the market to supply these wants. We will take your orders by phone, or otherwise, and deliver promptly. Our meats, fi'eh and oysters are always fresh and first-class. P. F. HATTHEWS & SON P. S. J. W. Stocks is with us and solicits the patronage of his friends. Insurance, Fire § Accident. CALL ON Otis A. Murphey, And protect yoursef against Fire and Accidents. ARE flSt ANY you 'wmMm,* head DEAF? tvmsm* NOISES? ALL CASES OF DEAFNESS OR HARD HEARING ARE NOW CURABLE by our new invention. Only those born deaf are incurable. HEAD NOISES CEASE IMMEDIATELY. F. A. WERMAN, OF BALTIMORE, SAYS: Baltimore, Md March 30, 1901. Gentlemen : Being entirely cured of deafness, thanks to your treatment, I will now give you a full historv of my case, to be used at your discretion. About five years ago my right ear began to sing, and this kept on getting worse, un.ll l lost toy hearing in this ear entirely I underwent a treatment for catarrh, for three months, without any success, consulted a num ber of physicians, among others, the most eminent ear specialist of this city, who told me that only an operation could help me. and even that only temporarily, that the head noises wou.u then cease, but the hearing in the affected ear would lie lost iorever. | then saw voitr advertisement accidentally in a New York paper, and ordered your treat ment. After I had used it only a few days according to your directions, the noises ceased, and to-day. after five weeks, my hearing in the diseased ear his been entirely restored. I thauu you heartily and beg to remain Very truly yours. F. A. V. KRMAN, 730 S. Broadway. Baltimore, Kd. <A Our treatment does not interfere with your usual occupation. YOU CAN CURE YOURSELF AT HOME 9“' A =‘“‘ INTERNATIONAL AURAL CLINIC, b 96 LA SALLE AYE., CHU.AGO, iLL THE BARNESVILLE NEWS-GAZETTE, THURSDAY, MAY 1, 1902. MAY SHERIFF SALES Will be sold before the court house door in the town of Zebulon, Pike coun ty, Ga., on the first Tuesday in May 1002, between the hours of 10 o’clock a. m. and 4 o’clock p. ni., to the highest bidder for cash the following described property to-wit: — Eighty (SO) acres of land of Mrs. Nettie Har rell. Aamx of the Jno. Virden estate Said land bounded as follows: ou the north by John Colqnitt,on the east by old Virden estate, on the south by Dr. O. H. Perdue, on the west by Mrs. Nettie Harrell. Levied on as the property of Mrs. Nettie Harrell, ndmx Jno. Virden Tiy virtue of and to satisfy a tax fl. fa. issued by .T. T. Hunt, Tax Collector of Pike county, it being for state and county taxes for the year 1901. Levy made by J. O. Stocks, L. C\, of Pike county and turned over to me to advertise ami sell". This the Ist day of April 1902. J. H. Mii.neu Sheriff. A Juggler’s Feat, Three turnips were thrown recent ly from the roof of the Masonic temple in Chicago to the street, where! Bedini, the juggler, stood with a fork in his mouth to catch them after their drop of 340 feet. A syndicate of sporting men bet that he could not catch a turnip dropped from that height with safe ty to himself and the vegetable. It was agreed that the juggler should have three trials, and the turnips were wrapped in yarn, so that they would not go to pieces as they whiz zed through the air. The iirst two attempts were unsuccessful, but at the third 'the turnip came down straight, and it was caught fairly on the prongs of the fork in the mouth of Bedini. The man reeled from the blow, but recovered at once, and said later that a slight headache and a shock to his teeth were the only inconveniences he suf fered. Courtroom Humor, Not long ago Judge Dickey of the supreme court who hails from Newburg, was holding court in Brooklyn. The lawyer for the de fendant in the case before him oc cupied the time of the court by ask ing practically the same question over and over again. Judge Dickey called his attention to this fact once or twice and anally became provok ed and said to the lawyer: “You have gone over that g< ound time and time again, counselor. Your questions suggest ‘crabs’ to me—they always go sideways and do not get ahead—and I do not like crabs.” The lawyer pleasantly replied: “Well, I am sorry that your honor does not like crabs, and I most re spectfully differ with you in that re spect, as well as others. For my part, I like crabs, biit I do not like lobsters, especially lobsters ala New burg!”—New York Times. Knew Where He Would Go. “In Esquire Roberts’ court re cent]}’,” says the Fulton (Ky.) Lead er, “a boy was put on the witness stand, and to ascertain if he knew the nature of an oath the justice in terviewed him as follows: “ ‘Do you know the nature of an oath ?’ “ ‘Don’t know whether I do or not.’ “ ‘Well, if you should tell a lie, do you know where you would go when you die ?’ “ ‘Yes, sir.’ “‘Where?’ “ ‘Well, when we moved out here pap said if any of us lied he would take us back to Arkansas, and I reckon he’ll be as good as his word.’ ” Russianizing Finland. The Russification of Finland pro ceeds apace. A correspondent of a London paper, writing from Odessa, says that scarcely a week passes but some new imperial ukase, ministe rial edict or gubernatorial order de prives the Finns of one or another of their old self governing institu tions, rights and privileges. Fin land, he says, can no longer he call ed an autonomous grand ducal ap panage of the imperial crown. The latest miMirinrial edict, promulgat ed at Hftieiugfors, orders the dis bandment of the Finnish metropoli tan police, vdio arc* to be forthwith replaced by Russians, and the Rus sian system of organization and ad ministration. The Immortals. The French academy has appro priated a sum for the maintenance of an alburn in which three photo graphs of every immortal, one show ing the full face and two the profile, will be carefully preserved. When an academician dies, it is usual to adorn what may be called the liter ary Hotel des* Invalided with his bust, but occasionally the sculptor experiences difficulty in finding a trustworthy representation of the departed great. CASYFOniA. Bear, the ed The KM YOU Haw Always Dough! When the boarders begin to draw the color line at hash the same combination comes up in the guise of croquettes. flow Are Tour Kidneys Dr Hobbs’Bpsragtu Pill, cure all kidney 111*. Sana* pie free. Add Sterling Hemed 7 Cos., Chicago or N.Y | liost the Case. “Sometimes,” said a prominent lawyer, who was giving some re miniscences of his professional career, according to the Youth’s Companion, “a case is won or lost for yon right in the court room without your lifting your finger—or, rather, your voice. “I was once counsel for the plaintiff in a suit for infringe ment of trade mark. My client made a brand of chewing gum put up in a blue wrapper. This wrap per had been widely advertised, and was a good thing to catch the eye in a candy country. The de fendant had got up a pretty close imitation: at a distance it looked the same although the words were different, and nothing was copied except the general appearance, which is, for advertising purposes, half the value of a distinctive label. “The opposing counsel made out a pretty good case, showing that in wording, the shape of the letters and points the client’s wrapper was different from the plaintiff’s. “ ‘Why he said picking up one wrapper and showing it to the jury, ‘would any one mistake this wrapper for that of the plaintiff? See,’ he continued, reaching down for the other, ‘they are entirely different.’ “ I told him to hold the two just as he had them. He paused at my interruption, wondering what I was up to. His wonder changed to confusion when he found that he had mistaken them himself, and picked up my client’s wrapper ffrst. It took two words from me to win the case.” A TEXAS WONDER. HAI.I/S GREAT DISCOVERY. One small bottle of Hall’s Groat Dis covery cures all kidney and bladder troubles, removes gravel, cures diabe tes, seminal emissions, weak and lame backs, rheumatism and all irregularity of the kidneys and bladder in both men and women, regulates bladder troubles in children. If not sold by your druggist, will send by mail on re ceipts of sl. One small bottle is two months’treatment, and will cure any case above mentioned. Dr. E. \V. Hall sole manufacturer. P. O. Box 620, St. Louis, Mo. Send for testimonials. Sold by W, A. Wright. Martin, Twin., June 3, 1901. This is to certify that I have used Hall’s Texas Wonder for kidney trou ble and have never found anything its equal. Its merits are wonderful. Try it, as I did, and be convinced. Kkv. R. 0. Whitnei.i.. The “Drummer” In Washington. Representative Rupert is a great theatre-goer, says the Wash ington Correspondence of the New York World. A night or two ago he went to a ten-twenty-and-th irty house to see a Western melodrama. He got in at the end of the second act. “The stage was pitch dark when I found my seat,” says Rupert, “and two men were fighting a duel. I could hear the knives clash together and hear the men stumble around the stage, but 1 could only faintly distinguish the form of the actors. After a while there was a thump on the floor, and the villian hissed: “ ‘Ah, ha! Rudolph Tethering ton, I have you now, and none nigh to see m<* do tin* deed!” “Then the drummer Hit the bass drum a belt and the calcium man turned on the light and away up on a rocky pass the heroine was seen standing. “‘Coward!’ she shouted, ‘Me and Heaven is here!’ ” LIKE A DROWNING MAN. “Five years ago a disease the doctors called dyspepsia took such hold on me that I could scarcely go,” writes Geo. S. Marsh, well-known attorney of Nocona, Tex. “I took (inanities of pepsin and other medicines hut nothing helped me. Asa drowning man grabs at a straw I grabbed at Kodol. 1 felt an improvement at once and after a few bottles am sound and well.” Kodol is the only preparation which exactly reproduces the natural digest ive juices and consequently is the only one which digests any good food and cure- any form of stomach trouble. J.s-o It Blackbuk.v. L. Holmes. IJarnesville, Ga. Milner, Ga. The more money a man has the harder it is for him to convince the w'orld that he is a fool. If a man does not have the price of a meal about him somehow he can always manage to acquire, a chew of tobacco. Educate Your Bowel. With Cmcreta Candy Cathartic, cure conatlpation forever. ,oc. 26c. If C. C. C. fall, druggist* refund money. _ (I'Hiiimwai __ CJksTot?!& AVfcgetable PreparalionforAs similating the Food andßcgula tuig the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digeslion.Cheerful ness and Rest. Contains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. NotNahcotic. TUmpe of Old Or SAMI ZZ PfTVHSU Seal' v /ilx Senna * I llaeheiie Sails - I jhtute Seed . 1 Hfyx-lnunt - 7 Hi CiirtitnakSoda * | Hlerp-fraJ - 1 (limited Sugar . hbtferyeeen Haivr J Aperfecl Remedy forConstipa lion, Sour Stouvach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. I PCACT COPY OF WRAPPER. Did You Know^^ that we keep constantly LUMBER, ROUGH AND DRESSED, CEILING, FLOORING, MANTLES, BRACKETS, MOULD ING, SHINGLES, LATHS, LIME, BRICK, CEMENT, PLASTER PARIS, SASH, BLINDS, DOORS, WINDOW AND DOOR FRAMES, OILS, PAINTS, GLASS and other things of this nature. Our prices are reasonable, too. You try us. BARNESVILLE PLANING MILLS. MACHINERY We Manufacture the best Saw Mills ON THE MARKET Let us have your Orders for Mill Supplies or Shop Work. Mallory Bros. Machinery Cos., Mention tills puper. MACON, GEORGIA. GOOD HORSES AND MULES always on hand for sale or trade. Will give bargain in 7 Second-Hand Top Buggies. So I can get new Bartlesville Buggies for Livery use, day or night and Sundays. T. W. COCH RAN. To our© SICK HEADACHE, HABITUAL CONSTIPATION, and all diseases arising from In digestion. They will purify your, blood and make yourcomplexion i as FAIR AS A LILY. They are gelatin coated. PRICE 26 CENTS. { TifK DUTY FOR PARENTS. Prevention is better th°n cure, and yet a remedy like Gooch’s Mexican Syrup for coughs, colds and consump tion, if not used to prevent consump tion by curing a cough or cold in the beginning, can be depended on to even cure after the lungs begins to waste away. No other remedy is so nice to take or so quick to cure, and many families often buy anew bottle before the old one is all used up, so that they may have a bottle always in the house. Only 25 cents at drug stores. PILE-INE CURES PILES! Money refunded if it ever fails. SASTORIA For Infants and Children. . XIUUI | 111 —■■■lll I * The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the /.. t Signature Ayiif W a In HiF Use vjr For Over Thirty Years THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YORK CITY. Healthy Kidneys Means Long Life. If you want to restore your kidneys to their former health state take Smith Sure Kidney Curt —50 cents at .J. H. Blackburns. Sound Kidneys—Perfect Health. The use of Smith’s Sure Kidney Cure will produce both. Try a bottle and be convinced. Your druggist sells it for 00c —at J, H. Blackburns. Laxative Chocolates cures Chronic Constipation and Liver Troubles. Pleas ant to lake. Purely Vegetable. Guar anteed by J. 11. Blackburn. If You Suffer From Kidney Troubles; Use Smith’s Sure Kidney Cure. Noth ing like it for diseased kidneys. 50 eta at J. H. Blackburn’s. LITTLE JEWELS. Every mother that has a child has a jewel more precious to her and worth more than the King of England’s en tire collection of diamonds, etc. Pity the little one that is rapidly losing its health because its mother does not know it has worms, and that a 25 cent 1 Kittle of Mother’s Worm Syrup will expell them quickly. HICK’S CAPUDINE Cures all Headaches, Colds, LaGrippe, Neuralgia, etc. Your money back if it fails. 15 and 25 f at all Drug stores. For sale by Jordan Bros. A W. A. Wright. Engines, Boilers, Grist Mills, Ginning Machinery